Sean Lock's 30 Things To Do Before You Die | Universal Comedy

[@JanMorsø]

Life is that bit more bollocks without Sean.

[@nickburmanmusic]

He lives in our hearts and minds. Use some of his lines from time to time, and keep his laughter alive.

[@jamestheferret]

That sums it up so well, Sean would definitely approve

[@mysterymaverick1982]

Have to agree 100%

[@LilySaintSin]

Yup

[@WhatInTheDeepestShadeOfFeck]

You're bloody right. Can we all just find a butcher that will help us play spine in a sack? I'd far rather that than Mr Jangles or just Ron coming up the stairs to tell me to go to bed...

[@JEEEVANJOHN]

He was a true treasure. R. I. P.

[@StuartRobertM]

"I was a lunatic, just sweating mince and squash." Sean Lock was the funniest British comedian by a very long way. He got me through so many panic/anxiety attacks. I'd just put on a random "8 out of 10 Cats" and within minutes he'd have calmed me down enough to stop pacing. He was amazing no matter what he was doing and I will miss him so much. Thank you, Sean.

[@sophiecartman]

🥺❤

[@Loctorak]

Yeah his humour has been a rock for me these last 18 months while the rest of my life has been falling apart around me. A soothing voice of silliness to give me a reason to smile.

[@edwinromilly4645]

@@Loctorak Struth mate hope your picking up now-?Make yourself happy first your the boss,your the one who's writing the script,your the star of the show,your the main player,you gotta be true to yourself first,it takes guts to be honest with yourself/-I know what your going through it can be unbearable but remember - You can rise up from anything you can completely recreate yourself nothing is permanent you’re not stuck you have choices you can think new thoughts you can learn something new you can create new habits all that matters if you decide today and never look back. 🕊😉

[@masonbrook77]

Brother I understand exactly what you mean. Love from Australia mate

[@Sam-bz2zy]

You should check out Bill Bailey

[@profdracko]

The sound of pushing a double mattress up a spiral staircase is easily one of the best and most accurate comparisons I've ever heard.

[@mikehermansen8494]

IS NOBODY GONNA HELP ME WITH THiS

[@edwardgilbert5803]

I cried

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

Been there, done that, but not since the 70’s thank fuck.

[@BothHands1]

i can't breathe 😂 😂 best joke of the set

[@shinmalphur2734]

It’s a pain in the arse to push a double mattress up a straight flight of stars, never mind a fucking spiral one, that’s an act of self hate

[@Ludifant]

Sean Lock is always like he´s in a best of compilation. But that´s just the show.

[@leopoldleseigneur2233]

You came soo long ago.

[@nitromenoob]

@@leopoldleseigneur2233 but your mom just came recently

[@lawjef]

Really? He critiques people who are (checks notes) exactly like him. Let's check off the list: celebrities (clearly), people who can't shut up (like people who go on TV or the stage to talk to thousands of people on a regular basis?), etc etc. He has zero self awareness. But even worse, we think "ah, he is so witty, so insightful". When all he is doing is talking about himself. Sure, he is funny. Clearly. But the joke is on you for not recognizing the obvious parallels.

[@grahamoldham1155]

Brought a tear to getting a notification on my phone telling me he’s died. Rest in peace Sean.

[@schandler79]

Even watching him makes me sad now such a loss to comedy

[@Tiger-Baby]

Gutted it was my 47th birthday 😔

[@adelia988]

One eye going down the shops and the other coming back with the change 😂

[@TheFaro2011]

I laughed so hard

[@Ndlanding]

Ancient definition of cross-eyed. But I love it!

[@TallSilentGuy]

One eye looking at you, the other eye looking for you.

[@Loctorak]

One of the best lines I've ever heard bar none.

[@nickburmanmusic]

Absolutely gutted…RIP Sean. Thank you for being unique. After all the laughs we’ve shared I’d love to think of you as a friend, as I’m sure everyone else here would.

[@LennyJohnson5]

Thank God for KZbin - we can get a dose of Sean whenever we need. RIP.

[@distantcoff7391]

@Lenny Johnson which gIBBERISH oBVIOUSLY dELUSIONAL arrogant misogynistic erroneous nonsense Is your particular gROTESQUE oPPRESSIVE dESPOT ?

[@justandy333]

I watched this a while back and thought "how amusing". Not until I had to haul a double matress up 2 flights of stairs on my own...... I couldn't do it! Simply because I was pissing myself, thinking of this sketch! Damn you Lock! I had to sleep on the floor that night!

[@Stiggaaa]

“ Are you a doctor? “ “ no I need a piss “ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lindacullen2786]

I’m so sorry for his family and for the lovely man himself. You were the best. ❤️from NZ

[@paulwilliams8999]

What a geinus,never to be matched,but very much missed...Seeing Claudia winkleman asking Sean to stop whilst he was retaughting his best achievement joke,and then seeing Jimmy carr,crying in laughter will forever stay in my memoirs...

[@Ndlanding]

retaughting???

[@denisgratton5676]

Then there was the time I went seal clubbing, hilarious.

[@PM_82]

RIP Sean, thanks for all the jokes and laughters

[@fredhamar9367]

The world just seems a little bit less funny now. Truly gutted. Rip.

[@marksinclair946]

Totally agree, Fred.

[@cahillgreg]

and yet you've forgotten him already Fred

[@YvonneWilson312]

It seems a lot less funny to be honest.

[@thepianoman1010]

@@cahillgreg ?

[@kevcox5585]

I've not heard one person ever say they didn't like Sean Lock as a comic. He was universally funny. We will all miss you matey. A comedy genius taken far too young. The world seems a much less funny place now..🥲

[@cahillgreg]

you hit the wrong note - just a tad too maudlin and sentimental

[@kevcox5585]

@@cahillgreg Leave your own reply under the main post if you so wish, but stop trolling other people's replies on this thread mate, It's not the time or the place. Don't lecture me either, I'm not a kid.

[@sonny9493]

@@cahillgreg If you are sexually frustrated just get a hooker. No need to be walking around so moody

[@CS0723]

@@kevcox5585 in fairness, now it's not surprising you haven't heard anyone say they disliked him. His passing isn't really the time to come out with that opinion

[@kevcox5585]

@@CS0723 No I mean while he was alive in the 15 odd years I've been watching him on TV, going to see his stand up etc. Most people I ever spoke to agreed that he was hilarious.

[@eviebrajo]

Love you Sean ,sadly I will never get the pleasure to meet you in person now . You have given me untold amounts of belly filled laughs . Condolences to your family , may they smile in remembering the joy you brought to the planet . RIP I will miss you ❤️

[@GaiaCarney]

I’ve just learned of Sean Lock & have been ‘bingeing’ on YT vids of his many appearances. Brilliant! This man is ETERNALLY hilarious, raw & lovely 💐 what a legacy 💫

[@DD-101]

One of the best comedians of our time.

[@meursault7030]

"Sweating mince" is a phrase I'm going to endeavour to work into as many conversations as possible.

[@johnsmith-wx5fb]

You're both gonna sound like a pair of nobs

[@raphaelambrosiuscostco]

This guy, this guy - he’s got it. He gets it. He’s into it fully. The gist has been grasped completely. The concept has been meticulously analysed and evaluated over an infinitesimally long span of time, and my god -

[@johnsmith-wx5fb]

@@raphaelambrosiuscostco who's material is that? I'm assuming it's not yours, as it's quite funny.

[@raphaelambrosiuscostco]

john smith It’s reassuring that you liked it.

[@Loctorak]

I'll sub it in instead of "shitting bricks"

[@michaelmueller8772]

A double mattress up a spiral staircase. Literally in tears of laughter. Christ, he was a funny man.

[@MrChrisgilbert1977]

I will miss you forever mate. What ever is out there when we pass, I know you will be with the good energy. I hope to see you again one day mate x

[@jimsvideos7201]

Being that the twitter logo is composed entirely of segments of circles, changing it to bollocks would take very little effort.

[@g-man4522]

Rest in peace comedy genius.. you brightened my day many times with your amazing humour and quick wit.

[@brianlopez8855]

"I'm on me own, don't like it, thoughts are coming...!"

[@ld-zj1bn]

I'm p.....d off with this loss. 😢😢. So unfair. His family must be absolutely devastated. 😢

[@P4rz1va1]

Imagine if you could only follow one person. A lot of people would realize their opinion isn't all that important.

[@jelkehuisman]

The part about the 70's is hands down the best comedy I have seen in a year XD

[@jimmyrustler8983]

70's father Christmas was a real piece of work....

[@cameronhodgetts920]

I hope he got to do all of those things before he passed away. RIP Sean.

[@alexhornby5995]

5:46 my dad after he walks into my room and turns my tv off for no reason

[@themaggattack]

"I was a lunatic just sweating mice and sqash." 🤣🤣

[@DlcEnergy]

*mince and squash

[@jimbobur]

*mango and skiffle

[@terminallyinquisitive1731]

Sweating rat and tennis

[@jayt8124]

His bird whistles sounded uncannily like the Clangers 😂

[@tkimaginestudio]

"They are not very funny birds." 😂

[@clivemcquire7686]

Just pure brilliance!! I’m gonna miss you Seán.

[@mattede8744]

I really need to get some adult nappies on before I watch Sean. The Nick Griffin eye bit nearly made me wet myself. He was a very funny man.

[@sonny9493]

Legend. RIP. Also loving all the pissed of comments from the Nick Griffin fan club

[@stevec6427]

I wish I was watching this after Nick Griffin's death and Sean was still with us

[@plausible_dinosaur]

I had no idea that he was that good at stand up until Harry Hill mentioned that other stand ups admired him.

[@kevincaldwell4707]

Frist time I"ve watched his stand up, love it, miss him.

[@danielwilson3671]

Twitter should definitely be renamed 'Bollocks!' RIP, Sean! Thanks for the laughs!

[@colinbatchford8007]

This had me crying with laughter a fantastic performance from Sean

[@godismysaviour3949]

Wish id got to see him live. What a comedian he is.

[@cyrusshellard3905]

Fuckin love him, what a waste with him gone. RIP brother

[@iimiboy]

Nick griffin's bit had me in tears and struggling to breathe 🤣

[@JoeyCbr]

Can watch again, and again, and again. I hope Sean becomes a timeless legend for generations.

[@davidr5964]

Open-top mince made me laugh out loud! I fucking love this bloke.

[@ciaran4579]

1 of the funniest people I've ever seen

[@macstorm3432]

Has there ever been a more natural comedian? The guy is a national treasure!

[@laburnibyboone3435]

I feel so sorry for his family, as he wasn't just an ordinary person. I visualise family life with him was great.

[@inaayahx]

i am alone in my room absolutely laughing my head off

[@freyaunwin3326]

Same

[@bob_the_bomb4508]

You should tweet that :)

[@POPSKI-82]

I hope he got some of them ticked off the list! RIP you genius, you.

[@johngoard8272]

One of a kind and will be sadly missed.:(

[@mojitomaker]

“One eye going down the shops, the other one coming back with the change” 😂😂😂

[@ChaosHusky]

Rest in peace Sean.. I still can't really believe it!

[@edwinromilly4645]

Luv sean lock,so Random..He looks like A manager in a supermarket,but certainly squeezed the chuckles out of LIFE.lol. The More I live the more I realise humour is the saving sense!!!🤪 RIP

[@TarikZedi]

‘IS NOBODY GONNA HELP ME WITH THIS’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bekindandmerciful5145]

a true legend. such a loss to the world as he brought so much happiness to many.

[@darenwright1071]

So very funny, and absolutely original.

[@mchoffner8497]

We lost a brilliant comedic mind. And have been robbed of what should have been decades more of quality laughter.

[@cfields813]

I'm in the US (Texas) and I love Sean Lock comedy

[@jhnekdn]

C Fields lock

[@TheNoobPube]

Shit country

[@Aisatsana1971]

TheNoobPube jealous

[@chrisneedham5803]

Welcome C. Fields..... 🍷🍺👍

[@SA77888]

@@TheNoobPube And you're a shit human being trying to insult strangers from safety of your mommy's computer.

[@jannnahali1894]

God the comedy scene is so empty without him now. A complete icon.

[@distantcoff7391]

@Jannnah Ali Did you know Sean was intelligent, which means, among many other realities he understood was, he knew that the childish fantasy magic skyman aka gROTESQUE oPPRESSIVE dELUSION Was, is and always will be pretend and only gibbering orifices delight in the glaringly obvious delusion.

[@brianlopez8855]

"Bollocks" ! Priceless Shaun Lock

[@rodmac8358]

@11:35 Those are the most hilarious sounds I've ever heard in my life.

[@rickyraw5457]

A brilliant comedian who left me in stitches......the wonderful Sean Lock.

[@artfilm4605]

RIP legend!

[@alexday5892]

At 2:50 there is a laugh that sounds very much like Dave Spikey and when you see Sean going through the next few lines, you can see a slight smirk which might say ‘I recognise that chuckle’ . RIP Sean. Still can’t believe you’re gone

[@DUARTE99]

Sean Lock forever!!!

[@nickburmanmusic]

I had to stop this because I was laughing so much my face hurt!

[@SagarKaushik0]

Probably the most chaotic comic lmao

[@jesseml4303]

my boyfriend just broke up with me and this actually made me feel a tiny bit better. Thanks

[@dark2k10]

Im sure in time you’ll find someone better for you, keep your head up! Plenty more fish in the sea!

[@petermcgill1559]

He was probably a wanker anyway, luv

[@MaddGasserGatoni]

Oof. Sorry person.

[@nolankuffner3573]

Comedy helps. They say laughter is the best medicine. Just not what ails it treats. Be well.

[@matthewstone1362]

Hello from the future. Hope all turned out well.

[@johnbee7729]

Quite an interesting description of Twitter - celebrities whose heads are leaking out. Too funny. Luv Sean

[@jodiemarie9901]

He was obviously on form that night😂😂

[@haroldgarrett2932]

his twitter bit is one of the funniest things ive ever heard. i cried laughing. RIP

[@michaellaxton9381]

What a absolute legendary man

[@louiseparker1915]

The man was a comedy genius 🤣

[@cannasthenixuk3976]

RIP AN OG COMEDY LEGEND.

[@JPMulheron]

River of mince in the 70s lol 😝

[@GS01010]

The leg kick gets me every time!

[@nelsonfwebster8639]

For any fans, try a series called '15 stories high'. If you haven't already of course and prepare to snort your tea/coffee out of you nose. Sean lock and Benjamin Wong...... Oi!!!!!

[@jillipepper5353]

I peed my pants , he’s hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SD-tj5dh]

Whatever happened to ol' Nicky G? The G Dog. Ma boy Griff The Griffster Tricky Nicky. Palsy Hitler?

[@DjNikGnashers]

Old clip, but still brilliant.

[@FATGOOFAS]

Such a funny bloke!

[@MrHahaJayuman]

Give the spotlight person a raise!

[@andrewallan6802]

There’s two of them. One behind and one out front 😊

[@victorymansions]

I'll try anything for a laugh, except Twitter...

[@Lepocoloco]

His legacy lives on.

[@wisteela]

He really was brilliant.

[@alanogilvie4504]

I'm a Brit living in the US and I'd never heard of him until his death was announced. Caught up with his act on KZbin, and delighted to find a great British comic, but sadly gone too soon.

[@ems7623]

Yeah, he was a great one.

[@probablygraham]

I remember the first time I saw Sean Lock on TV and going by his looks thinking he must just be another boring, unfunny, unoriginal "comedian". After a couple of minutes I realised just how wrong I was and I was laughing my head off. God knows what went on inside his head but it must have been an incredible place. What a huge loss.

[@thekitowl]

He had an enquiring mind.

[@richardbradley3684]

Seriously, I haven't laughed tears like this for as long as I can remember. It's true you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone.

[@craigross341]

The thing about the squash. When they took the tartrazine out of Kia-Ora my flatmate got headaches. He went to the shop and bought all the old formula bottles.

[@mdiz4564]

One of the best!🤣

[@VideoColServices]

One eye going down the shops and the other coming back with change 😂😂😂

[@liammchale5924]

Today's plan: Sit back and laugh at videos of this comedy genius RIP 🙏

[@brianclaridge7695]

Twitter should be called bollox, never a truer word spoken

[@dqvu9335]

Good god, KZbin's recommendation algorithm has no chill. Just heard the news and this appears on my feed. Wow.

[@phatwayne]

I nearly passed out laughing at about the 11:30 mark

[@seanharrison7009]

Sean's are the best lol.

[@misslyndylou]

Love it …”ethnic cleansing ….dry cleaning a poncho!!!!! Hilarious, …RIP sean I will miss you x

[@mindrolling24]

Brilliant. And very attractive.