Sean Patton | Full Set | Live @ The Apt

Live @ The Apt is a stand-up comedy series featuring some of the best up-and-coming comedians performing in apartments all over New York City. In this episode, Sean Patton talks about what it's like to engage with New York City regulars and paying rent in Brooklyn.
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Cast & Credits
Hosted by Kenny DeForest
Featuring Sean Patton
Co-Creators: Drew Miller, Nick Cherneff & Dan Hurwitz
Director: Halavah Sofsky
Executive Producer: Drew Miller
Producer: Kayla Nadel-LaMotta
Producer: Brendan McMorrow
Talent Producer: Caroline Chewning
DP: Matt Braunsdorf
Camera Op: Cody Schrock
Camera Op: Denis Cardineau
Gaffer: Graeme Dempsey
Sound Mixer: Mike Solomon
Editor: Ryan Spears
GFX: Derrick Sanskrit
Photographer: Mindy Tucker
Production Coordinator: Louis Caggiano
Production Coordinator: Courtaney Craig
Talent Coordinator: Katherine Shoemaker
Production Assistant: Brandon Zingone
Assistant Editor: Kayla Gibson
Interns: Arianna Alvarez & Alex Hoopes
Special Thanks to Julie Harney, Jessica Wurst & Matthew Uhlmann
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[@SussudioSyndrome]

As someone who was homeless in LA for a minute; I can say that big-city homeless are the creme de-la creme of homeless. For instance: I watched a homeless man with a suite-jacket and no pants walk up to an outdoor hostess podium at an upscale restaurant in Santa Monica. He proceeded to seat half a dozen people before the actual hostess got back and ran him off. Absolute legend.

[@waltermcdevitt8590]

"What's in that tinier apartment? Portugal?" I lost it 😂😂🤣

[@muzni5425]

best underrated standup comedian, great act

[@guapgrabber6488]

I could have listened to hours of that "What do ya got in there" bit.

[@alerexic]

Ahaha, the storyteller transformation had me crackin hard.

[@daniel.m.g.mchenry1000]

Love this guy. "What you got in there? Science?"

[@TheNecromanticCthulu]

Fucking Hilarious! Holy shit this guy had me rolling!!!

[@jkol8023]

Yeah me too, what the fuck's up with all the downvotes? Did Sean piss off a group of transsexual Filipino fuckboys?

[@dawsonnichols3166]

Dude his timing and delivery is amazing. Amazing comic!

[@silverslider562]

3rd Sean Patton video I’ve seen in the last hour. I’m on a roll and I ain’t stopping Lololol this guy is great 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@fabricator.cap.hill.seattle]

This set is really something else. I know a lot of comedians have to step their game up by exploring new territory when it comes to mental health, but Sean really hit something unique when talking about homelessness and tackling the task of making it entertaining.

[@jkim1241]

this guys delivery is on point

[@gen-x_dude]

loved it, I had a rot canal a couple days ago and now my cheeks hurt again from laughing so hard at this

[@thomasobscure4978]

Lordy, he is soooo damned good at stand up. Just an amazing artist. Too good for our milieu.

[@darrinnoble]

"Three grand a month?!?!" HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!

[@TheSilentHamish]

Every time I see Sean I see John Belushi. Why isn't he in that upcoming National Lampoon Biopic? John Gemberling looks nothing like John Belushi

[@prettyhamburger6462]

That's exactly what I see! ❤

[@sway_9803]

I actually cried tears of overwhelming laughter during the hobos reaction to the current pay for room 3RR

[@man_i_am8749]

Sean is brilliant. I've been following him for some time now. He's gotten funnier every year.

[@sirpig8899]

He's foocking good!

[@dreadstheheart]

“Do you ever wonder what kinda hobo you’d be if you lost your shit?” Instant like

[@wrightcodyj]

His bit about the guy on a smoke break at work simmering so much that he transforms into a homeless person was gold.

[@bjornandreasfelipespetz9658]

Rock solid 10, please come to stockholm mate

[@gabrielmccann3135]

Sean us my fucking favorite lmaoo

[@TheoCachia]

Great set, and a beautiful message too, if you like. Faced with the unlimited possibilities of time travel, a man who was left behind by absurd market forces and an indifferent society looked straight into the eyes of the demons who ravaged him and wished for nothing, but a chance at true love.

[@seriousdeliriums]

One of the funniest i've seen 🤣

[@mono-ex2nv]

sean patton is a comedy genius

[@dennisrossonero]

I fucking cried at the long act out in the end.

[@its._.august._.7078]

How does he not have a special on Netflix 😂

[@Ydnar1155]

It sounded like you were going on at the end but what it let up to hilarious!

[@ydin9]

I liked it!

[@beastemeauxde7029]

Mr Show did kick ass.

[@iorigin3934]

This guy started slow but had great momentum hahaha pretty funny

[@bm3442]

I started dying hard around 8:30

[@captainawesome2609]

Am I crazy or could Sean play a great young Artie Lange?

[@Cibernetize]

People in New York think $3,000 a month for a 1bedroom is cheap whereas I'm shitting myself over how expensive an $800 for a 2bedroom a month across the street from my college is

[@Vinchenzo13579]

I pay 1400$ for my 5 bedroom apt 😂

[@DannyMarschall]

Brilliant! That style and execution.

[@Journeyman1642]

There’s screamers in MEMPHIS TOO!!!!!!

[@nimble_doughnut9757]

Damn 3 grand a month for a 1 bedroom.. I pay 1000 a month for 6 bedroom two story house.

[@cobalt1754]

Where do you live??

[@politicsequalsgarbag]

@@cobalt1754 He lives in bumfuck nowhereville.

[@fattdamon1980]

It's awesome he was inspired by Mr show.

[@kevinroberts6287]

He reminds me of "Franklin"!....You know, c'mon franklin, it's gonna be a fun trip!..

[@nick53353]

This guy is great. He reminds me of a young artie Lange.

[@nunyabiznes5489]

Dirtycoast shirt represent!

[@MSordernature]

Who the fuck is disliking this? I know it's not homeless people.

[@politicsequalsgarbag]

omg 1:50 "I'mma getcha fu JIGGA. see you gotta WOLF JACK MAN sellf come on ka POW. getcha fuckin' self HEY! gon kill 'em HI, JACK!"

[@Arizona9001]

LMFAOOOO

[@trizzymayne213]

Its Cuman!!

[@SunnyRawka]

WHAT THE HELL’S IN THERE?

[@yeehaw298]

Time machine

[@kegonpegs2833]

Got the sharks? And the jets on there?

[@audreymuzingo933]

We have one of those 'storyteller' homeless dudes, but we call him Ol' Yeller because of the yelling (lots of profanity by the way). We can be in the house with the TV on pretty loud but still hear him passing by on the sidewalk.

[@Larry065]

Is that John Belushi's kid?

[@moonnugget4598]

XD I better be getting a daily handy from a FUKN fairy for 3k a month! lmbao

[@templar19]

His "Cumin" and "Gay Bashing" routines on This Is Not Happening are WAAAYY better than this.

[@nakedhand]

Your comment on the "Flintstones - from fiction to fairy tale a postmodern exposition" video is way better.

[@ryanb2843]

nakedhand lmfaooo 😂😂😂

[@souer1000]

Robin batmans sidekick was a trapeze artist

[@forrestthroughdatrees]

I would be too nervous to ask people money

[@M33TM3DUD3]

Sweet lord how funny can you be???

[@DominationOC]

Oh shit it’s John Belushi

[@beachdrugpanda]

Three G's is alot hell ppl round here paying 275 a month for a whole trailer utilities included and more meth neighbors than anyone could wish for

[@ryanb2843]

Andrew Beach you must be poor then

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

No comments?

[@Hexilux]

I mean, is there anything wrong with sneaking a peak??

[@deand_walkabout8040]

Who the FUCK down voted that? Portugal, HUH? :'''D

[@DvDPlaya]

Goddamn trapeeze artists givin thumbsdowns

[@rudyrush6015]

poor people pay taxes, churches never do.

[@jasonlieberman4606]

Ain't it funny how anything just happens?

[@5lrhythms803]

We have screamers in the DC area too.

[@ellllllo77]

8:23 that chick is fine as hell

[@graceg9431]

Gteat comidian, wish his act was longer.

[@joshuakelly1536]

One comment

[@buckybarnes3803]

artie lang what up

[@danielbrown1724]

I like Sean Patton but I'm not feeling this set at all. Feels like he's forcing it.

[@williamsealy8781]

Yeah no.. this is one of his top sets.