Sean Patton: Scuttlebutt - The Prophecy is true.

This is the titular track to my album of the same name. Being a real person means damaging as many of your organs as possible. The only way to heal your heart is to destroy your liver. Album available here open.spotify.com/album/2ZQJcF...

[@bryanpoole81]

This is the funniest stand up I've heard in a long time.

[@amelkhadidja]

[broken people laughter] really got me

[@sweetpotatofries99]

Some of the best comedic delivery

[@rangeldoesnotexist]

This is absolutely perfect storytelling. My favorite bit ever.

[@MarlonOwnsYourCake]

This is one of my favorite jokes of all time. Exquisite.

[@1feloniouspunk]

It's not only comedy, it's literature! The way it should be. Classic!

[@zackwebb8697]

Sean is one of the best living comics

[@Ugfromumantman]

Sean is my comedy hero. One of the best!

[@wighatsuperreggie]

This is just a diamond.

[@user-wo3hl7xu6u]

Such a great story. Genius.

[@huyivant5190]

Layers and layers, great stuff

[@MWorsa]

Perfect, broken people are the most real, we recognize our own, I can barely tolerate others anymore. Your bit L.I.F.E. is brilliant by the way, my Mom had Alzheimers and I was a primary care giver for the majority of it, ahhh, the sweet release of death, thank you for that sir.

[@1feloniouspunk]

Amazing!!!!!!!!!

[@dustingarn1768]

Really really enjoy his stuff. Funny AF. 👌👌👌

[@beedillon55]

Instant classic

[@lunarjedi7788]

Just found him, and am in love

[@CatsAgainstCommunism]

*broken people laughing*

[@lxqn]

Favorite bit by any comedian ever. Perfect!

[@yannicgraichen]

Friggin brilliant ❤️

[@zacrunmusic]

I’m here just to brag that I found you before you’re big. This stuff’s amazing.

[@tatobridges]

This is Brillant!

[@thebeardlynest8979]

This guy fucks. 100% gold.

[@Ultra-Collector]

Very nice!

[@freddiemarquez9736]

Sean Patton kills it baybeh

[@radwizard]

Ari brought me here. This is fantastic.

[@shrews12001]

2 years later. 36 years old. Still never have. Still don't date.

[@billygammage7798]

I live here in slidell been there a few times good jokes bud

[@BoogieBoogsForever]

Really good. Good writing.

[@JamesLeeBuzz]

Fuck yes that was absolutely hilarious, I fucking love Sean Patton! He never fails to make me laugh, and boy did I laugh my balls off at this, he'd a goddamn master! Thank you for posting this!

[@jackforzenski9021]

Heard this at his show in Houston, I fkin died at the end 💀💀💀

[@sandrolopez8463]

This joke really got me hahaha

[@mayurvashishth1484]

Love from India dude🙌🙌

[@PracticallyAFK]

Drove by scuttlebutts a thousand times, never went inside never needed to 😂

[@buildtherobots]

Sad to say I know a couple that have been together since the 7th grade and yeah, that's not a relationship that will end quitely. We're all in our mid-30s.

[@rosemaryraymo3046]

I'm from Slidell so this fucking awesome... Is this available on vinyl?

[@aaasubs]

My man, could you please upload the whole album on KZbin? I'm a fan from Russia, but finding this album is a bitch in Russia: Spotify banned, SoundCloud banned... Would really like to hear it in full, all your other stuff is amazing, bro! King Scorpio, Standard Operating Procedure - amazing stuff! Your airplane crash survivor PTSD comic bit made me laugh so hard, I nearly choked 😂😂😂😂

[@robert17282]

Subtitles (broken people laughing)

[@aaronmcjunkin6136]

Id pay good money to laugh at you in South Carolina somewhere.

[@rosemaryraymo3046]

God dammit Shawn... we need new content... atleast throw some Standard OP tracks up every now and again..

[@TrunkyDunks]

Comedy gold

[@robert17282]

Never had my heart broken or if I have I repressed that shit Btw scuttlebutt is army gossip

[@christopherthumm4046]

This guy is hilarious

[@shrews12001]

Never have. I don't date.