Sean Patton was Paid $500 to Never Tell This Story | PARTY LEGENDS

Sean Patton tells a story he was bribed to never tell.
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[@aidankeohane3370]

Also as this was Louisiana, I don't think those were Casper the Friendly Ghost costumes lol

[@SwampRattler08]

Aidan Keohane fun fact not everyone in Louisiana’s racist

[@cvc-gamingglitchrespositor9607]

fun fact, yeah you all are.

[@pwhiteOO]

BUILD THE WALL AROUND LOUISIANA

[@parkerc9816]

@@pwhiteOO nah the swamp would just swallow it I say we try to turn Louisiana into a giant island and push it towards Cuba let's do the same with Florida and new jersey while we're at it

[@user-jb3nf1mx2k]

woofyams build the wall OVER Louisiana. Just make it all wall. 100%. The entire state is just covered in one giant ass wall

[@RoyalDevin]

I'm gonna go ahead and believe this story just because it makes my life that much better.

[@mNag]

Fuck. I've met enough people in my life. This is well within the realm of possibility.

[@AtheismProd]

fuck! you're at 69 up votes and i don't want to fuck it up

[@greenranger4475]

Definitito.

[@bucket415]

I feel it would be hard to make this up.

[@Mr.Chris.P.Bacon1]

This story CANT fucking be real. I REFUSE to believe the weirdness.

[@generalhamalvis9209]

"A club I won't say the name of." "it's called the funny bone."

[@AlanTClark]

Why do people always feel the need to repeat a sentence or paragraph that we have all just seen?? It just seems so stupid.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

@@AlanTClark it was funny

[@meirfivenight3442]

A. Clark i agree

[@hharvv4245]

@@MASTEROFEVIL yea but we all heard it, nothing new like he added input or anything that's just a random fucking drop quote.

[@ramzim3115]

Why do people find the need to project their personal preferences onto other people. "Hey, i dont like or understand why you quoted the video we just watched." Tf is wrong w people lol

[@wrxzboost]

i never wanted this story to end...everyone needs to hear this!

[@NinjaLifestyle]

What an awesome story!!!

[@vinnymoore1279]

love you ninja!

[@cpcheats2003]

Whats a way to be able to commit more? I'm to scared to ollie over a bench :(

[@haitianxu]

Awesome? This guy openly admitted to drunk driving at the very start of the video, zero remorse, like it's something he does on routine. I have 1 close relative permanently injured and 1 close friend narrowly escape serious injury because of irresponsible drunk drivers. Getting impaired then operating a 2 ton death machine is about the douchest, most irresponsible thing one can do short of planning a murder. I'm sure you couldn't give 2 shits though, thug life am I right.

[@bitchfuckmeeee6873]

Triggered

[@luckyowl451]

+haitianxu triggered

[@aaronwalker5253]

As a resident of Louisiana, I believe this story.

[@eps3154]

It's really funny but also hella tragic. Like how rich, bored and depraved do you have to be...?

[@TheWormzerjr]

as a human being on earth, this is just another day on every street in San Francisco

[@yoloswaggininabox4088]

Me too lmao

[@logicotb9654]

haha mee too

[@oliviaa7103]

Obviously the husband is rich af and somewhere along the way his wife turned into a crackhead and he just puts up with it and doesnt say anything to protect her and his reputation

[@seek8739]

Travis Thacker and they called it the Aristocrats

[@rockthecasbah493]

Travis Thacker - Someone in the comments said they think its Deidre Hall after they googled her. She was married to a senator and lived there or whatever. That’d be sooo creepy if this was true.

[@tuffgongc9]

@@rockthecasbah493 Deidre Hall hits some of the boxes. Cougar, prominent actress, married several times... but she's 71 years old now. Sean Patton isn't that old. Doesn't add up.

[@SporadicSpaceMan]

@@tuffgongc9 Well if she looked young for her age then she could've been in her 50s cause he said she was in her 40s. I can't Sean's age but if he is in his 40s now his first gig could've been 20 years ago which would add up

[@SporadicSpaceMan]

Cant find*

[@doozerchuck8625]

I think I smoked crack with this SAME woman in Baton Rogue!

[@nonya2905]

You must have a story to tell

[@ohvx4098]

SPILL THE BEANS, WHATS THE STORY

[@therealgdawg7348]

Pandora's Steak House do tell

[@plox193]

BRUH WHATS THE STORY PLEASE TELL US!

[@saladboi1561]

Pfp checks out

[@OfficialRedTeamReview]

Legend....

[@IDeadBearI]

Hi Carmine, you seem to be everywhere.

[@Gekokujo76]

All except that part about the "Gray Goose and Jameson".....who mixes vodka and whiskey? You'd have to be on crack to make that for somebody.

[@koolkid55047]

+Gekokujo76 idk but I mixed some captain Morgan's spiced rum with some gin, I think it was Amsterdam or something and I completely blacked out that night. drinking from both bottles and add some beer to that. I felt like shit afterwards

[@ThatsPhoKingAwesome]

dary

[@vinq8621]

Well howdy, Carmine. Fancy seeing you here...

[@ohitsdylan5266]

"so we paid him another 500 to tell it."

[@geraldperez2768]

If someone were to pay me $500 to never tell a story, I would keep my mouth shut. I'll keep your secrets for hire!

[@a211]

He got paid more to tell the story

[@arlflors6273]

I pee sitting down. Don't tell anyone though.

[@ramrot666]

... What if I have a really, really good one? Because I do. I'd pay you $500 to keep it

[@deputydang8291]

@@ramrot666 alright man so I'm ready for the 500 dollars and the story

[@ajaxfrancis1586]

I know, or else don't cash the damn check.

[@mikemaceda3222]

This guy can tell stories. The visuals made it that much funnier. 😆

[@j.67]

and they called it... the aristocrats

[@MannOfTheHill345]

You... I like you.

[@ryanandersen8843]

that's beautiful. "And the name on the check was. ..the aristocrats"

[@thatsnodildo1974]

was this a hellsing reference?

[@backalleybeards3708]

+Josh Wilson it's from the office too

[@kayzach4108]

The aristoCRACKS

[@normal_person2]

"It's almost like a casting agency sent over a husband" lmaooooooo

[@papivic3191]

Loool !!

[@killerghostmonkey]

A Grey Goose... &... Jameson... and actually drinking it. That's the hardest part of the story for me to believe

[@bruceree1574]

I cried when I herd him say that is the most expansive thing he’s held... the life of a comedian, when grey goose and Jameson’s is unattainable 😢

[@colinlarson9656]

lol, as an ex bar manager I was feeling his pain as well.

[@messagekl]

He got paid 501$ to tell this story anyway

[@SamuraiCookieMonster]

wrong it's $500.1

[@jonidrinksonionade617]

Incorrect. It's $500.01

[@devon6635]

incorrect. it's 399 *goes back in chair*

[@axelolsson341]

BUT CAN A STORY DO THISSSSSS

[@eht12369]

That's not how you recycle...

[@davidk7439]

Most underrated joke of the whole story, so good he breaks a bit as he's telling it

[@LindseyLouque]

My mom passed away this year. She was from Baton Rouge and died there. And the details of this story are so Baton Rouge. I'm laughing so hard. Rest in peace, mama.

[@serpainc.3213]

That's a sweet playlist

[@martylaquidara7272]

That story had everything: Comedy, suspense, a hot chick and....crack. The road is never boring.

[@sketchliing]

Anyone one if the animator for this is on KZbin (or some other platform)? The animation was so clean, I loved it

[@sketchliing]

**anyone know if

[@UnnecessaryComment.]

+Alex G you can delete your comment and re type it, no big deal

[@kikozw]

OR you can click on the three little dots on the right and click edit lol

[@sketchliing]

kikozw Silva OR you could just not leave a comment if you aren't going to answer my question (is grammar really that important in a youtube video anyways?)

[@mattmarblo]

hey! i did the animation for this segment! vimeo.com/mattmarblo

[@HedgehogStudios1]

Real? Fake? I dunno, but it was entertaining.

[@patrickbarnes7013]

I feel as if it was real to a decent extent but the animation made it extensively more dramatic than it most likely was.

[@Sockboss1]

idk he got picked up by a 40 year old rich woman who smoked crack

[@BJ-mb2ug]

Patrick Barnes ...cuz it's a recollection... and held your attention better than looking at his mouth moving the whole time. geez.

[@tsquipnottsquip5128]

Laser Lens Having traveled more than 50 miles from home and walking the streets of real cities after dark I see no reason to question this. Be a part of a great story. Engage the world around you. Your children will thank you.

[@katiix]

We need more videos like this, I love hearing funny stories! lol

[@lylal2530]

PODCAST KAT there are

[@georgeclinton4524]

I wish I could say this story sounded outlandish to me but where I grew up meth, coke, and crackheads are pretty common.

[@justingarcia9480]

He gets paid $500 to keep this story to himself, so naturally he tells it to over a million people on the internet.

[@rashoietolan3047]

Justin Garcia fucking rat

[@otpays8552]

Hey u gotta do what u gotta do when ur a fat, ugly unfunny piece of shit and U suck at the one thing U try to be good at

[@MikeTheMGTOWMonk]

@Foot Hand That was my ex-wife's name. And notice how I just said my ex-wife and yes that fat POS owes me $500

[@otogun3324]

@@MikeTheMGTOWMonk lies

[@benni85]

2.9 milli

[@Andrewjrt]

Funniest story, ever

[@SeattleRain]

Funny seeing you here haha

[@jaxthegameboy]

obviously youve never seen any burt kreiser lol

[@wisterV]

AndrewJRT AndrewJRT Straight up bro, BURNT CHRYSLER IS HILARIOUS even if he is fat & racist. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaidenmcdonald3677]

I got stoned for the first time and listened to this story years ago. Still one of my favorites

[@drdkirk]

Stories like this are what life is made for. Thanks for sharing.

[@jafafa]

I have far weirder stories but I didn't get paid $500 to stay quiet about them.

[@confused_gaymer1868]

goo ooon :^)

[@Paul-wj1zg]

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS BOY

[@xXxHolyBigMacxXx]

you dont fucking say that shit and then not tell it

[@jafafa]

Jonathan Tinsley I wouldn't know where to start. The serial killer story maybe? There's so much. And people still alive who would be pissed. Maybe someday.

[@xXxHolyBigMacxXx]

Jafafa Hots do the serial killer story

[@poplick65]

When he said Casper the friendly ghost costumes, I thought klan uniforms.

[@chrisleath]

*Sir I'd hate to have to be the one to inform you but those weren't Casper the friendly ghost costumes, they were Klansman GOD DAMMIT!!!*

[@fishstick0071]

Probably more likely some weird sex cult. You’d think if they were so rich they’d be able to afford some better costumes..and entertainment. Man they got some weird a$$ s#it going on in people’s lives. Evil

[@chrisleath]

Steven Murphy lol sounds like you're describing the masons/illuminati

[@shibbitybop2551]

Shut up N

[@TheLordNovo]

Christopher L that makes it 1000 times funnier

[@priddycrankyyankeeamyniemi8957]

Prolly some stunt and not an actual Klan meeting. Sounds like Knoxville bs. I'm trying to figure out who Deirdre is tho....

[@Alex2Times]

Please continue these type of stories! With this same art work. It was seriously amazing hahah

[@ComicDJ]

DUDE this was awesome! You need to make this video public and monetize it. LOVED IT MAN

[@empress_josie]

I need this tape in my life.

[@Havaseet2]

This has to be an old video. Artie Lange is really young here.

[@SSGokubear4]

I didn't realize it was him

[@JamesKro92]

That story specifically, and the fine details he included remind me a lot of my past!

[@KhaosWestfall]

Now thats a fuckin story

[@emmanuelp023]

Once a year, every year, I watch this video.

[@ericqualley6764]

Same

[@kidwave1]

Just discovered Sean! Binging on his stuff! Best new(to me anyway) comic ive seen in a looong while! Already one of my favs!

[@tectomes]

I just discovered him yesterday too. Completely agree.

[@Mag-ls2zs]

You are an amazing story teller.Loved your story.

[@hemp8449]

Sean Patton never disappoints

[@13ON3S]

Lol

[@sarcasmo57]

I'm going to need my husband's $500 back. Jerk.

[@OscarThompson10]

right

[@levistrong6203]

correct

[@missoula2213]

Don't waste it on plastic bags....

[@america5215]

i thought you guys got divorced

[@RubSomefastOnIt]

release the VHS tape and we will talk...

[@Sammy-ox1my]

That's a true iconic story right here boys.

[@demogog3449]

4:10-that escalated quickly.

[@jamesdodge7268]

I want my 500.00 back

[@tedchaveznow]

Hopefully so that you could give it to me, I got a FAR greater story to tell ya. I mean, TONS OF THEM REALLY. Think of it... ! lol

[@zumis1011]

I don't buy it, a rich guy wouldn't care about the 500, he would pay more money to get back at the guy who broke the deal.

[@priddycrankyyankeeamyniemi8957]

With intrest....

[@CrustyUgg]

“That sweet smell you hear about” No, you’ve smoked crack as have I.

[@emmashepard5255]

Mike Hunt the same exact thought went through my mind lmao. He probably hit it and doesn't want to say 😂

[@megadeath308]

It smells like the inside of a under ground parkade if it’s good coke

[@kateparadis9215]

Smells delight

[@aleczugcic1240]

You’re not an adult if you don’t know what crack smells like

[@lawrencegore8342]

@@aleczugcic1240 thats stupid

[@bloodOntheStep]

Money buys silence for a while but a bolt in the heart buys it forever

[@johnbowen3523]

I needed to hear this

[@MazBringsby]

Best 'PARTY LEGENDS' story i've seen so far and I don't even know who Sean Patton is. Great Story. Great Animation.

[@Yammy707]

I would've stolen tht tape lol

[@robroy5729]

best video VICE ever uploaded

[@jakejakec5977]

That was really great! Definitely thought that was going a different direction

[@caseyaddington2235]

Good Guy Sean *Gets paid to never tell the story *tells story ..what a bro

[@bensons999]

I fucking *_paid_* you, *NOT,* to tell this story! I thought you were good people, man. Imma have to _pay,_ you a visit now... And I'm bringing the wife.

[@Aaron0911]

Naturally the husbands name would be Benson

[@gavinterminie9146]

This, was the best story I ever heard

[@16handsoffunfunfun]

I love Sean so much he needs a Netflix special

[@mefford67]

Spoke “Shitface” too... 😁😆😂🤣 😁😆😂🤣

[@gregmarks2073]

This is the best video on here so far. It made my day. Thanx Sean

[@Wheresmy240]

I'm from Baton Rouge and currently live in New Orleans and I can definitely believe it.

[@deanarife9043]

That's the best story I have heard in a long time!!!

[@gabrielpetersen8528]

Fun fact, you can buy coke in most New Orleans hotel lobby bathrooms

[@justinb954]

heroin too

[@kennylunacy]

@@justinb954 What kind?

[@justinb954]

@Kenny Namikaze - its not tar. It was like that once on a visit to Baltimore. i was on my way to my room and twice got asked if i want girl and boy. Im not offended by being offered "i firmly agree the human condition requires a bit of anesthesia" im just a party loving person.

[@xcrazehuskyx2168]

@@justinb954 yeah. You can drive through Baltimore and people will tell at u driving by asking.

[@sireugeneyt]

"Baton Rouge is a rich city" Never seen anything except trailer parks

[@mattgallegos5302]

I believe we established that he's a comedian.....? Jeez, some people! lol

[@katherinethomas8435]

I live in BTR and there are TONS of gated communities with lots of money

[@Cavs191]

j e b 77 likes. What an idiot the nicest part of the whole state are exclusively in BR and Nawlins

[@moncorp1]

oil money

[@MOOSEDM]

lmao wym, i live in baton rouge and it is a very rich city, the state makes it look that way as its the capital

[@awfulwaffle3688]

OUTSTANDING

[@rasputingonzales6030]

Laughed my rump off! I’m reminded of the time I stopped in south Little Rock for the night....but that’s a whole other story.

[@loganstroganoff1284]

i actually have a very similar story except mine occurred at a trailer and I actually stayed the night only to wake up the next morning and find the older gals elderly parents lived there too and had been asleep in the back room while we were partying/fudging in the living room all night. They didn't say a word as i walked past them in the living room,still drunk,the morning after.

[@cz0h]

i live next to baton rouge and i can believe it lol

[@mccabe8818]

I want more of these things animated, that was great.

[@innuendos7923]

Absolute legend! Madman!

[@alfredcornflake5032]

A greygoose and jameson is the most expensive thing you've ever held? dude you could make like 10 of those for like $30.....

[@lepiee]

Alfred Cornflake He was really broke during that story... really really broke.

[@rw9495]

Have you tried to buy Grey Goose? That's like $50 a fifth where I live, maybe if you're a bar you can make a dozen of them for $30 but not the average joe..

[@HazeAroundtheWorld]

+david bryan Vodka.

[@mconsiglio5]

i live in baton rouge...this probably happened

[@hipflask]

Best story in the history of stories

[@Davethepossum225]

This is why I love Baton Rouge Louisiana and I'm not far from there are New Orleans that both are crazy

[@bucknasty176]

"The D.P of that shoot" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NotGuilty93950]

Sending this to my girlfriend. She will think I am drunk. I am. 😂

[@Poeticbladezero]

That was an amazing story, made my night thank you holy shit

[@kyriskustoms2172]

First time I saw this I was crying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@marilynalice3055]

“That’s not how you recycle”

[@actavisboy]

"i made 500$ to basically not tell this story" lmao he lied

[@dominicvega9267]

Beautiful definitely one for the grandkids that is a hilarious story

[@erikjpendleton]

And yet, here you are spilling the beans to the ENTIRE WORLD! YES 🤘

[@PhilippeLandryPhilippeALandry]

Oh, Baton Rouge.

[@redfoolable]

thanks to this guy i now can recall all the times I've smelled crack in my childhood

[@JanelleBearden246]

This is the first time I am seeing this man close up and goddamn his eyes are BEAUTIFUL

[@edwardohlin1469]

You have beautiful eye's as well

[@djgyrad]

i legit choked on my food watching this i was laughing so hard

[@caseydement9944]

"A club that i "wont" say the name of... Its called the funny bone.

[@DS-nq1dg]

Why did I immediately think "Double Penentration" instead of "Director of Photography"?

[@anthonynathaniel3560]

Dude, that's the most amazing story 😂😂

[@juancarlosllamas5722]

Christ, I've seen this like 69 times and it still never gets old

[@jperales423]

"No" lmao

[@Chris-tk9hy]

I am too high for this dude

[@kx250braap]

Priceless

[@AllTrueIsHim]

I love the animation style of the characters in this

[@amarillorica]

wtffffffffffffffffff seems fake but ill believe it

[@AttorneyK]

Not really. I went to a red carpet even in Orlando and something similar happened to me.

[@jeremyb5862]

+Ken Kusanagi You know the rules of the Internet, pics or didn't happen.

[@HunterTinsley]

If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me...

[@stephenharperisgay]

Me too, play by play

[@matthew83890]

Naw dude. This actually happened. I was the knocked down fridge. Can confirm that it happened word for word.

[@imdontaisbrokeheadphones6741]

"Baton rouge is a rich city" hahaha...

[@MJproductionsPSP]

and he just made more telling the story awesome

[@DavidBrown-it9ig]

That was awesome!

[@cantbeatthebay4765]

Is this a story about Deidre Hall??? HAHAH

[@bobo42024]

2:44 .. Since when is grey goose and Jameson THAT expensive. A 750ML of Grey Goose is only like $50 (cdn)

[@jesseray6340]

@Five hundred 20s A gallon of gray i know is over a 100$

[@oipolloi4242]

I'm pretty sure because he also said there was no ice in it!

[@elsafrias9776]

Dude that story was told so fucken well thank you 😂

[@dustyharris1061]

Great story, need some more of those.

[@JamesSon-ly9cu]

They're on telegram or Instagram as √√√

[@JamesSon-ly9cu]

Sharon_Dize_

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