I Married Every Stardew Valley Bachelor At Once

Today, I try out a Stardew Valley Mod that allows me to date every single Stardew Valley Marriage Candidate at the same time. All of the Stardew Bachelors WILL FALL UNDER SEANIE DEW'S EMPIRE.
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[@hailey-senpai4350]

imagine your husband divorcing you, marrying a ceo, then starting a harem with everyone in town except for you

[@B.A.H.]

Must be suck

[@burningrumm]

no wonder alex isn’t over the divorce

[@frankisnot1148]

And then marrying your grandma

[@hi6575]

Add that to the list of his trauma

[@testerwulf3357]

I guess Alex will have to move towns for a new relationship as everyone in this town is married to his ex, must suck.

[@yunacinyan]

THE WAY SAM AND ELLIOT JUST KEPY MAKING OUT WHILE EVERYONE WAS GETTING IN BED😭😭

[@ipenperson69]

He thinks this is hard lol, im dating all of them, married to Sebastian, have almost full hearts with everyone, year 4, and im still 2 bundles away from finishing the community center.

[@monsterglacier]

Imagine being Alex, deeply repressed gay, and coming to terms with yourself bc you fell in love. Only for him to divorce you then start dating everyone else in town. Poor Alex

[@addyshorhnr3544]

At this point the sheer trauma he will probably never love again

[@Adulto357]

that happened to me once it sucked

[@0heda734]

@@Adulto357 i hope ur okay, wherever you are

[@Adulto357]

@@0heda734 lol thanks dude

[@caliharris898]

@@Adulto357 Oh my god, it’s him. Alex made a KZbin account.

[@sarahlulubells]

In the mod config file for multiple spouses you can tweak it so no related villagers will kiss after you marry them lol

[@potato.pancake]

the fact that there’s even an option though… 😭😭😭😭😭

[@lemolea9571]

They're still married to eachother tho

[@ettaetta439]

​@@lemolea9571they're married to the same spouse, but not to each other

[@hades_town]

it would be very painful for your farmer husband to divorce you and then go marry everyone else in town instead of you

[@emilygrant6814]

I'm waiting for the end of this saga when Seanie wins back Alex's heart and they live happily ever after

[@failureofagamer3811]

Me too

[@yuika_living_life]

same here

[@tails5784]

Winning back his heart just to break it again would be funnier

[@yuika_living_life]

@@tails5784 ...

[@Roozyj]

Sebastian: What are you doing, step sis? Maru: Marrying your husband, why?

[@RosieSkys]

I read Maru's line in the 'doing your mom' voice

[@Roozyj]

@@trollisourbriteeggs6282 oh true, that's worse..

[@Metahunt638]

Just a normal stardew day

[@catnipwarrior]

They are half siblings, as far as the wiki goes, which makes it slightly weirder.

[@mertensiam3384]

@@catnipwarrior weirder if you married both and you had the hugs and kisses mod

[@myownbravado]

It kinda warms my heart to see how in love Elliot and Sam are. You did all this for yourself, but really you just brought everyone together and that's kinda sweet :) Ya know besides the siblings which is... a choice

[@GuiSmith]

There’s a “sister wives” joke I could make, but honestly I’d rather not

[@aleksbst7333]

now i'm waiting for people getting inspired in this seanies videos to make elliotXsam fanarts or stories cause was too cute and funny that i can already imagine them together! 😂

[@damien678]

elliott would totally write lyrics for sam's songs and sam would be doomed to singing love songs

[@cottonballbats]

@@damien678 Aaaawwww that's so sweet!!

[@slipiest-adv_7000]

My farmer name's Sam, and somehow your comment makes me think to stop being a platonic to Elliott

[@meeyachan8303]

This would make a killer TLC show, 12 spouses all sharing a farm and each with their own space in the hallway. All pining after each other and a sad farmer in a sailor outfit that is still trying to get over a divorce.

[@fizzydrinkuno]

It’s funny with the whole Alex being the ex husband situation because disturbingly enough in the game you can pay the wizard to make your ex spouse forgot they got an divorce and you can marry them again : )

[@launderine]

*pay the shrine in the witch's hut

[@Ylurple]

"why is sebastian dressed like a 1950s chimney sweep? the drip is atrocious" girl what are YOU wearing???

[@dimwarlock]

"Everyone in town is married to my ex" Sounds like a best selling book.

[@MentalHealthMatters20]

Elliot would write it

[@elstarnor4628]

Or one of those animated story time videos 🤣

[@nicdarling7516]

o b f😅fz

[@N12015]

That sounds like one of those bad generic Light Novels that somehow get an anime adaptation and more audience than they should.

[@Crane_feather]

Seanie really did wake up today and chose polygamy supremacy

[@pooowater]

Lewis says "finally become part of the community" part of the community?? He IS the community

[@kadankoala1154]

Really thought this was gonna be you proposing to everyone on the same day and having a massive group wedding

[@finchblue7322]

Elliott is canonically very loving, so this turn of events makes sense

[@Ast3rrr]

I love how the mayor only has one speech prepared. I like to imagine he’s just like “uh from this day forward Seanie will be truly a member of-“ he’s said this 20 times and everybody is just nodding along

[@locallance1529]

seanie here is just the "quit your job" "why" "join my polycule" meme :)

[@mertensiam3384]

Join my emo polycule

[@ethanfox6846]

✔ feeling devious ✔ looking glamorous ✔ mischievous ✔ polyamorous ✔ wine ✔ women ✔ wonderful vices I think you joined the cult of Dionysus

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

* intense guitar riff *

[@SubwayBrat]

Underrated comment

[@enchantedforest5956]

✔️men Forgot one

[@ethanfox6846]

@@enchantedforest5956 while I agree with you wholeheartedly, I'm referencing the song "The Cult of Dionysus"

[@4SC0RE]

the creator of that song groomed minors btw

[@Roozyj]

I guess Sam and Elliot are cannon now.

[@esper6119]

Krobus literally out here like `and we were roommates`

[@oliviarettberg7173]

OH MY GOSH THEY WERE ROOMMATES

[@ArcherFudge]

Alternate title: the entire town except alex becomes part of a large polyam relationship and all live in one giant room

[@faeattemptinggacha6578]

So happy for seanie, his many spouses, and their beautiful phantom children who can walk through walls and into the void!

[@Solar-496]

That would be SO awkward over text. Abigail: Heya, Seb. Whatcha up to rn? Sebastian: Just in bed with Seanie. Abigail: WHAT THE F#*K?!?!?!?!?

[@inerlotechnologies4908]

She texts back “SO AM I!” And they look up at each other from both ends of the emperor sized bed they had to buy to fit all 12 and the farmer.

[@mirabelwindsor9424]

I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words... WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding, what

[@knightlyshade98]

Corpse bride?

[@userpero7384]

i chime in with a havent you people ever heard of, closing the god damn door

[@sophiathefurbst]

@@userpero7384it’s must better to face these kinds of things, with a sense of poise and rationality

[@fenwickmewes3754]

I was planning on doing a run like this myself but then I remember that the mod makes it so your spouses can kiss each other and the fact there are not one but two sets of siblings immediately turned me away- now I'm more likely to do a 10 spouse run instead of all 12

[@rexberkova7328]

Pretty sure the mod actually prevents sisters to kiss eachother so at least there's that.

[@LunatheMoonDragon]

Who cares, it's a video game.

[@puddlesock]

@@LunatheMoonDragon still weird tho lol

[@LunatheMoonDragon]

@@puddlesock Murder is also "kinda weird" but it's in almost every video game in some shape or form. Does that make you stop playing games where you kill things...? Who cares.

[@puddlesock]

@@LunatheMoonDragon hey if you dont care, thats cool or whatever but you cant be surprised if someone is uncomfortable with that stuff even if its fictional yknow

[@akitoyaname7897]

It would be funny if the mod gave lewis a line like "this is getting out of hand" when you're like halfways through the bachelors or smth XD

[@rexberkova7328]

As a poly person, i'll be happily stealing the terms "my boyfriend collection" and "poly wedding= conga line", thank you and have a lovely day.

[@flufferpupper7726]

I love that so much

[@captaindemozan2700]

"A fine addition to my collection!"

[@kinglagga2883]

Seanie really dumped Alex and punished him for it

[@Roseyfinchartworks]

Seanie is starting his own village in his bedroom

[@Makitru]

Now increase your collection untill the only people left in the audience of your weddings are Jas, Leo, and Vincent.

[@Ryuken_Raikiri]

Kids listen you now have a lot of mommies and daddies

[@addyshorhnr3544]

@@Ryuken_Raikiri jas still has non really

[@davialmeida4442]

And Alex

[@ilikebeanies3499]

And George and Evelyn. Please. They're pushing 80 💀💀💀💀

[@guy.man.person]

why stop there

[@sleepyghost4055]

21:57 we just gonna ignore the baby walking through the wall??

[@thetaaaa]

I checked so you don't have to: there are 6 fanfictions for Elliott/Sam on Archive Of Our Own. 3 of them are rated "explicit"

[@Poefeathyr]

I loved the unhinged villain energy in this one, "Hehehehehe"

[@RedQueenKae]

elliot is so loving lmao

[@yuika_living_life]

Your collecting the spouses like they are pokemon lmao. "gotta catch 'em all, stardew spouses~" lol but elliott was being really loving

[@waltdisneysballs]

As a polyamorous individual, I will be downloading this mod and marrying everyone

[@lordarthur2165]

You will never fill this whole in your head without alex... 😔

[@eunminji2994]

Man Seanie be coping with divorcing bestboi Alex by having a poly fest Kinda respect the mood

[@jamplatform3429]

I like how Seanie went for "Zoo of Spouses" before "harem"

[@maymelamamay1906]

I love this mod, now I won't have to be sad because I don't have to choose only one of my favorite characters to marry😭

[@evetrottier7787]

I watched this live and I have been WAITING for the video ever since lmao, it was the funniest thing ever

[@little_wintry3098]

"For I am God, and anyone would be lukcy to share my DNA!" Zeus, is that you?

[@Thatguyishere1]

I’m just thinking of the sheer amount of new rooms added in a line on the end of your house

[@Ruckus6112]

I started another farm and am on year 2 for the egg festival and THE DIALOGUE IS DIFFERENT!!!!! I am so happy!!! Not sure when this change happened.

[@RSomethingSomething]

Alex seeing his ex starting an harem with everyone, must be wild, i'm also imagining shane running from his room to bed every night.

[@ald7282]

seanie dew, heart broken over his divorce, started a polyamorous commune, as one does 10/10

[@GenetMJF]

I feel like Elliot and Sam have a quite special bond. Are they sure they want to be in poly marriage after all?

[@yuki-chan8119]

21:57 lol if you look at the bottom right corner you see his baby walking out of the house Edit: wow i never had that many likes 😂 4/6/22

[@SessVlogs]

“I must go, my planet needs me”

[@NEKOSAIKOU.]

@@SessVlogs 😭😭😭

[@mirasdiary]

king i’m on my lunch break this could not have come at a better time ily bestie

[@themundanedaysofteacherpai209]

this vid reminded me of old DF vids except 10000% more chaotic & i loved it 👏

[@flamingtorrent2109]

let Elliott smooch! hes a romantic

[@catsonbrooms]

21:57 child takes matters into its own hands and exits the plane of existence 💀💀

[@faeattemptinggacha6578]

Why wait for the witch's hut when they can do it themself?

[@Jae-rj8so]

Marrying every bachelor speed run?👀👀

[@Onionz_Arts]

Harvey: what were you thinking!? seanie: polyamory :D

[@joeebiden_]

i actually laughed out loud at elliott kissing everyone. elliott x sam forever

[@cyan.cephalopod]

The real reason that monogamy is the standard is because we can’t remember anything when dating multiple people

[@schwingedeshaehers]

Or it was easier to code and balance

[@holymakerel]

*OH NOW YOURE READY? NOOOW YOURE READY. NOW YOU'RE READY. HUH. NOW YOURE READY*

[@koff33beanz]

Gotta collect them all😂

[@jorascorpse]

21:55 the child running into oblivion lmaoooo

[@kirahaynes4804]

Every time he said join us all I could think of was the joja motto

[@nananakeson]

Seanie: whose birthday it is? Seanie: oh yeah its Penny's Me: *chuckles*

[@krystinaroach2509]

This is going to be a weird family tree for the kiddos

[@raywhite7179]

Seanie Dew out here promoting polygamy.

[@Jae-rj8so]

I mean the whole ‘you’re not supposed to love anyone else’ thing was def polygamy😂😬 but actual polyamory isn’t a bad thing of course

[@damien678]

I desperately wish I could have multiple spouses in vanilla. I'm too bi and polyamorous to not want that big ass bed

[@azurabbit12]

Omg that's such a mood 😭

[@natuchna2416]

I want Abigail and Sebastian in one run, like seriously :(

[@Paws_in_the_grass]

Seanie: “Sam what do you have to say?” Sam (read in traumatized voice): “I had to sleep on the floor last night…

[@zxrii]

Alternative title: Collecting A Harem In Pelican Town

[@Jay_Jay732]

At 15:37 I thought Alex said you can find Sam in the river

[@Jay_Jay732]

@bubble tea it’s just Sam being Sam

[@viiranen]

finally. sean has become part of the community!

[@Unluckykas]

Poor Alex left all alone 😢

[@blueberryloverz]

Pov: the flower dance.. "Ah, who shall i dance with this year.. Hmm.."

[@car6938]

sebastian’s wedding attire looks like what gerard (singer in mcr) wears in music videos

[@bnooie]

21:57 WHAT?? THE BABY JUST WALKED OFF INTO THE VOID LOL??

[@safiree2913]

I don't think this is what they mean when they say: ''We're one big family here.''

[@gianna322]

21:56 the child running out of frame on the bottom is KILLING ME 😂

[@2shy2guy52]

Seanie is now a living TLC show

[@bulleperso981]

i lovethis, that's amazing haha. makes me wanna try this polyam mod ngl

[@strange_sage1113]

I wonder... Would this mod be capable to co-op with other mods like the STV Expansion mod where u can also marry the singles and ready to mingles in those mods as well????

[@sebastianschnabl8382]

1:42 as a guy named Sebastian this was frightening

[@TheLegendofLexis]

sebastian is the best husband.

[@randomperson8998]

Yes

[@g_studios6597]

yes

[@N51_recon]

Yesnt

[@LunarProductions]

Your child running off into the void is the funniest thing to me 🤣 @21:58

[@Getinthecaritsautumn_xx]

Alternative title “taking ‘another one thank you💅’ to another level”.👍👍

[@louloudaki_]

panicking and naming the child baby is so real

[@lazynoodle6739]

Loosing my shit over Elliott and Alex just making out

[@DecidedUnknown]

*sam

[@Maddyrainbowz]

I love watching your videos I love watching DF This is perfect

[@annad1132]

Harvey just wanted his own wedding. Soft soft man

[@wildgeese3954]

At 21 minutes a child soars into the abyss and nobody noticed

[@N12015]

0:14 This is basically every bad anime plot.

[@fishbo_uses_soap]

21:56. Watch the child run off into the abyss

[@kurootetsuro3037]

21:50 Y'all ignoring the child that just ran outta the house?😭

[@katiekat3000]

Yes 🙂

[@kurootetsuro3037]

@@katiekat3000 fair enough

[@And1slash]

you should see my collection I've got most of the women bachelors ( aside from Olivia as I don't like her ) from the base game / SDV expanded / Ridgeside village Quite the collection I have at about 15 so far

[@SkilletSpooner]

Throughout this whole video, I kept hearing DJ Khaled saying "Another One" over and over again.

[@sadie_1840]

'wElCoMe tO tHe HuSbAnD cOlLeCtIoN' lmao Edit: just heard the 'wakey wakey harvey!' omg

[@annajacobson3299]

Not gonna lie...watching him literally start a cult was unnerving 😂

[@thehbr7133]

21:57 the kid just accepting his fate and fading to the void

[@snailflowers]

elliot and sam just standing there for like two hours kissing was so funny to me

[@bluehairedemon]

Having a harem/polyamorous community/cult in stardew valley

[@vanyadolly]

I sincerely hope anyone who remarries takes the opportunity to use the "one of my top two weddings" line 😂

[@elstarnor4628]

Alternate title: I made a polycule in Stardew Valley

[@cr3scentcosplay]

14:47 Penny kissing air 😭