How This YouTuber Beat My Impossible Stardew Challenge

[@BlaDeSDV]

I love the new outro song? It's a permanent feature?

[@Pidgeyato]

any comment on the crimes you've committed against all those children?

[@BlaDeSDV]

No crimes. They were stuck in a tortured state, and, at great risk to myself, I liberated them so they could finally be at peace

[@cavemann_]

@@BlaDeSDV Glory to BlaDe! Our national hero!

[@geminibutts]

@BlaDe I gotta admit, you're a genius for this. I would have NEVER thought of that "murdering your children and banishing their decrepit souls to the other side" method. It's so creative, I love it!

[@BlaDeSDV]

@@geminibutts credit where credit is due, the idea came from a comment on my video from Love Bernerson

[@fluffyphoenix8082]

bro the combat dove strategy is genuinely the most unhinged thing I've seen in this fandom and I'm obsessed. I was laughing so hard at the swarm of attacking children

[@salem-01]

There were like… 100 of them I swear

[@waffles3629]

BlaDe is insane in the best possible way

[@waffles3629]

Also if you think that's bad you should watch what he did after he maxed the skill in a day. It nearly crashed the stream.

[@Lionsnap1]

My favorite part was the cat cam 😂

[@waffles3629]

@@Lionsnap1 Gordon is the cutest. 😻

[@dragonex4723]

You'd think the adoption centers would stop sending Blade kids when they send like a dozen

[@mango8616]

I mean you can erase your exes memories so erasing a child from everyone's (agency included) memories as well as from existence, while much more magically taxing, is probably possible.

[@wayway7017]

More like 700

[@maazuponvelocity]

​@@wayway7017before that

[@goazer2]

@@mango8616I kind of want to see this concept as an anime now.

[@Death2all546]

⁠@@goazer2on top of that, would it erase any records of the children? Just imagine. One day an adoption worker discovers a pile of papers for adopted children that nobody can remember. Not even the other workers whose names are listed on the documents can remember signing them. Every so often, their memories are erased, the pile grows bigger, and they have to rely on any notes they’ve written down before losing their memories.

[@dredgenshade7137]

Just when I thought Stardew wouldn't get that disturbing, here comes Blade with Full Metal Alchemist levels of insanity and determination.

[@zoro_lost69]

As a fmab fan I can guarantee

[@urlocalparadise]

he's kinda got that shou tucker look too 😂😂

[@WillowWispGaming]

and he did it all with a cat in his lap. absolute legend

[@xyzzyx7812]

Dr Evil vibes

[@Chewbakaya]

the cat was the mastermind behind it all

[@MadamComet]

Of course it would be Blade who figure it out. How could it not be? Absolute legend that guy is.

[@elenashmeleva192]

Code-talking RNGesus

[@elenashmeleva192]

Who else could it be?

[@PWNDON]

cool username

[@spleens4200]

@@elenashmeleva192 I swear I’ve only ever heard that phrase on a Sam O’Nella video

[@kellycashion2404]

I only believe something is impossible in SV if Blade says it is.

[@Imagigirl]

Lol, the fact that he's adopting the children makes this so much worse. A large portion of those dolls are likely ORPHANS. He's RITUALLY SACRIFICING ORPHANS TO FEED HIS COMBAT SCORE I CAN'T.

[@Hestia-hz6dl]

TechnoBlade approves of this approach.

[@basilleigh9010]

Imagine trying to explain this to the SDV police force "it was for the stat grind, you wouldn't get it" one way ticket to the psych ward

[@brandealda5868]

Your honor my client was merely min maxing.

[@cloudyvulpine]

I love how insane the community is compared to your average stardew gameplay

[@andrewklang809]

BlaDe: What?! I lost my record on a tiny mistake? Seanie: Are you gonna be OK, dude? BlaDe: ........Yes......yes..... I'll be fine. I'll just try again....try something..........new....

[@thegayestoftime2141]

madness can make the impossible possible

[@jeremymore451]

Ed....ward?....

[@thegayestoftime2141]

i was thinking more starbound

[@jeremymore451]

@@thegayestoftime2141 oh absolutely, Frackin Universe my friend! I was replying to the original post since it reads like Shao Tucker.

[@mirjanbouma]

Anyone: [says that something can't be done in SDV] Blade: and I took that personally

[@therealelement75]

You can't max all of them at the same time on the same day. If he does it, it's impossible to do on the first day.

[@forguanterasmus5794]

somebody needs to tell DangerouslyFunny about the child thing, his game would probably crash on Mumps

[@k_pufflz]

DF would do some unrelated speed run like giving Pam a parsnip speed run and somehow include murdering demon children in it every time

[@Code_Lune]

This speed run is the most DF thing that is not actually from DF.

[@popsmaellard725]

I remember when I was younger I left a comment on one of his animal based videos, disliking the video and commenting "Don't do this." 💀

[@elenashmeleva192]

Ok let’s make DF play Stardew again because now we have The Child Thing 😂

[@elenashmeleva192]

@@purplerain3109 don’t think so much about jokes ok?

[@senpaiduck1330]

Im glad to see that the stardew community is still alive.

[@birdinafedora7391]

Unlike Blade’s 750 dead children

[@1mol_wAter]

@@birdinafedora7391 oh dear

[@OJorEm]

@@birdinafedora7391 You didn't -

[@thatspiritthingthatfollows4229]

​@@birdinafedora7391 💀

[@finneganfox6470]

@@birdinafedora7391 oof-

[@DeadlyPL]

You know that feeling when you see something diabolical and you start giggling, just for it to turn into an evil laugh? This just happened to me, HOLY DOVE

[@hallieissetfree]

I saw someone in the comments mention adoption agency and oh lawd that is the worst part, imagine sending 750 children to one family 💀

[@hollowstarfire]

Blade is a total chad. He did all this stuff with a cat on his lap, reciting Dr.Seuss books. Mad lad

[@tomaO2]

The child killing was even more disturbing than I thought it would be. I had no idea that killed children could become dolls. You'd think it would have come up in one of Dangerously Funny's videos, but maybe this feature hadn't been added before he stopped playing.

[@aspenture1087]

yeah he stopped before it was added pretty sure. not sure if he's played since he might've if he's seen this at all. I wonder how many he would have haunting him on mumps

[@plushdragonteddy]

my gOd that ending battle was so cool. i'm sure it's just because of similar flight pattern animations/ai, but boy howdy seeing all those enemies swarm together as one unit was AMAZING. having so many of the haunted dolls there makes it clear that the reason they stand in the witch's hut isn't just to haunt the place that killed them, but to prevent the player from doing this to any more of their children. when it's just one doll, it's creepy, but when it's an entire ARMY of them, it's a barricade. it's... well, haunting. and it's effective; the swarm looks like a scene out of a horror movie. who would dare continue this behavior when they see what they've wrought? (other than a stardew challenge runner)

[@sandrakiss8711]

I remember seeing BlaDe's vid on the children-dove thing and it was the most chaotic thing ever, especially when he went to thousands of cursed dolls at once xD

[@recentteen14]

So... Now the ultimate challenge begins. Now that we know for sure it's possible to do all 5 skills to level 10 from scratch in a single day, we need someone who is insane enough to do it all on the same file, same farm. Routing would be a nightmare, but I'd like to see someone just crazy enough to make it happen.

[@JamesGlover-t6l]

Yeah that’s not going to happen. Blade: and I took that personally.

[@mirandac3878]

The fact he was doing all that with a sleeping cat on his arm

[@annelisec2998]

blade coming up with the kid thing was crazy

[@TLTheLegend]

stardew valley, a perfectly innocent and child-appropriate farming si- *sacrifices 754 children*

[@callumm.2298]

love the seanie explaining caricatures

[@cicadaseance]

As of 1.6, Monster Musk can be obtained for 5000 gp per through the bookseller. By buying Combat Quarterly and trading it immediately back, you obtain 1 Monster Musk. Though, in terms of this challenge, skill booksin general add a whole new can of worms

[@arestocat]

these animated Seanie's are amazing.

[@duckwithlegs6953]

When the magnets tool tip said “fish aren’t crazy about the taste” I thought that meant the fishing bar decreased faster cause they’re trying to get away from the bad taste

[@AndiniKissesGoodbye]

the ancient doll factory is actually horrifying

[@sarahenson9659]

I watched BlaDe’s video on this and the sounds of him killing all of those possessed dolls was unholy. I actually had to mute it!

[@fireheartclan]

I understand this is an amazing achievement. But I kept looking at Blade's cat.

[@Smiley_Garreson]

"At what cost?" Dude, 0 dollars. Are you silly?

[@marsanna]

Blade is such a legend.

[@mirakunzin9535]

Love the animated Seanie dew explaining the rules hats off to the the artist !!!!!

[@MinutelyHipster]

I forgot JoJa Mart route existed and was so confused how he got to Ginger Island without fishing

[@longlivethe9989]

You can complete the community centre without fishing, I'm pretty sure

[@MinutelyHipster]

@@longlivethe9989 Not sure how you would do any of the bundles in the fish tank (bar the crab pot bundle) without fishing.

[@MinutelyHipster]

Theoretically you could get lucky with the Traveling Cart, but that's leaving too much to chance. Attempting to get every fish from there feels like one of those things that would take too many in-game years. It would a east be a rage compilation in the middle of the video.

[@longlivethe9989]

@@MinutelyHipster in my first run I ignored fishing outright and just used the traveling merchant for all my fish needs

[@larryfoulke1596]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5bRq3mrrseJicU He completed CC without fishing

[@TheRealHelvetica]

Bro went all Anakin Skywalker.

[@pinkojak2799]

RIP Blade’s literal battalion of children. 😂😂😂

[@BalsapphicVinegar]

the cursed dolls at the end flying around like souls during the 3rd impact. it all returns to nothing.

[@diamond5914]

The fact Blade catches the Legend then immediately proceeds to eat it is hilarious

[@mikec4390]

It actually IS possible to get an iridium needle without combat experience. According to the wiki, they can be obtained from crates during Danger in the Deep and with the Shrine of Challenge activated. Source: Special Items section of the Mines page. So it would just require going through the mines and getting lucky with the crates because there's nothing preventing you from getting that quest without combat experience.

[@tharinisuresh2825]

I've watched this so many times but I still die a little inside every time I see BlaDe munch down on The Legend. Only room for one legend in this game ik, BUT STILL

[@CrossingMike]

Blade thinking he's the best... cause he is but I just got a prismatic shard from a bug in the mines (0.05 chance ) and I'm crying lol

[@XperimentorEES]

And that's why indies are so much better, they get to include unapologeticly dark elements just to see if people find them.

[@szymonsupryka7522]

And then sacrificed... THE ROOOOOK!!! With A Qb7 checkmate on the next move!

[@0000Sierra117]

Lol

[@bruhchannel1216]

the adoption agency after the same couple adopts 700+ children: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. caring for the yough am i right? 🤣

[@rish022]

This is like some fromsoftware villain plot

[@ponocni1]

DangerouslyFunny Would be proud of this man.

[@ForciblySquished]

You can hear the pain in his voice as he does the subscription plug

[@jellybiscuitbag]

I love your new stills, Seanie!

[@Vanessa-pp6dg]

I love not looking at the auctual content and looking at blade's cute cat sleeping in his arms haha

[@SonnyFRST]

As demented as the whole "the dolls are children" bit was, having a maelstrom of bats as a bossfight of sorts would be lowkey dope, ngl...

[@maxgoldstein6309]

Anytime someone says it's impossible, I start checking my notifications, waiting for Blade to drop the vid 🤣

[@endme4274]

i was supposed to sleep, but instead got "motivated" to play stardew valley... Thank you Seanie

[@flavialinauer7147]

And then he sacrifices.. THE CHILDRENNN (in Levys voice)

[@eyesllud]

Watching this over a year later, and monster musk is now obtainable via the bookseller after year 3 starts

[@MotherCelevrus]

Wdym year 3 lmao

[@witchlightsands]

i love the little drawn seanie ? hes so cute ! adds so much character

[@alikupo]

The poor children :’) in the end you must ask yourself.. is it truly worth it?

[@DarkShard5728]

Yes

[@caritahearts2405]

Maybe, but it's definitely entertaining

[@randomcat1962]

Absolutely

[@icypenguinparty]

Bruh i was not expecting blades solution

[@iPeanuthead]

Did i see blades videos already? Yes. Am i going to watch this one anyway? Yes.

[@AeonKnigh432]

Why was I completely unsurprised that Blade was the one to do ot

[@EmeraldAshesAudio]

While we're contemplating the eldritch horror angle, imagine if your spouse started to remember all the sacrificed kids.

[@yuri8217]

Blade is just like Bondrewd. That mad scientist vibe while sacrificing kids for progress.

[@davids182]

I lost it when one winged angel started playing. Good video.

[@hatcher365]

"his life?!?!" seanie this is the stardew comunity. most of us don't have a life.

[@erinbairstow8824]

1. the hundreds of children 2. the outro song 3.the way seanie sang the outro song 💀💀💀

[@zekromfury]

7:54 Eating Legend raw... What a power play lol

[@funhow123]

750 dove children I have no idea why this kills me so hard it’s too funny and it’s like a swarm of dolls is amazing

[@CopyKitties]

I love how not only are you going over this but you also are giving him credit where credit is due. Good on you Seanie!

[@CopyKitties]

Also the frigging rant at 9:30 about people being wrong about monster musk 😂

[@courtneythomas3297]

10:06 the sass is my favourite thing about seanie 😂

[@mizunenean]

take a shot every time seanie calls the skull caverns the skeleton caverns

[@terrancesweetman3298]

Blade is insanely smart

[@otterrye7775]

i love that he has kids irl too...

[@neVeseos]

The contrast between this game's tone and it's community is actually frightening

[@iPeanuthead]

I’m sorry seanie! I didn’t know i never clicked the subscribe button, since i get all your videos in my recommended anyway. So the corny reminder was actually useful!

[@Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan]

I need a break from the Stardew Grind for my sanity's sake, so im watching this. I've somehow deicded i want to go for perfection, and since reaching the Golden Walnut Room for the first time ever in a playthrough, 2 days and 4 hours of irl time has passed. In that time i played so much Stardew Valley that I went from 32% to 72%. Yes I know the Golden Clock is 10% of Perfection for some reason. Still nuts that other then the stuff thats a money wall, im really close to done. After I get Perfection we'll see if I go for Fector's Challenge. I like Junimo Kart more so that's kinda sad for me Anyways time to watch munder happen. That was a joke typo for clarification btw, yes I'm very tired but it was an intentional joke. Man i sound unhinged. Oh well

[@Rachel98246]

At least if Butterknife ever goes missing, we’ll know what happened o_O

[@FissionCube]

something about the fact he was playing with a same-gender couple and had to adopt all the kids made it worse. like. its not just having biological kids to turn into doves to kill them, which is already insane, but rather hes adopting kids. like. the adoption agency is complicit. why can you do this so many times. i think we need to investigate the stardew valley adoption agency i dont think this should be allowed.

[@valiant9236]

Blade is a good fisher. Not me, though. I couldn't catch a thing if Concerned Ape himself had a dragontooth shiv and told me to catch a single fish. I would rather take the death sentence.

[@FrostyFrostySnow]

Never underestimate the power of BlaDe

[@tektonik4616]

Dangerously Funny would be proud

[@anna.augustinova]

Now I might actually consider having children in Stardew to get that achievement, hehe.

[@BoliVic96]

the outro bit just killed me

[@Kynios]

Great song on the end!

[@hamzamotara4304]

After the 20th child gets sent to him: No it's not an organ farm!... Technically...

[@nosferatu1743]

BlaDe killing almost 800 kids that he turned into dolls with a straight face also how did he came to such a conclusion, we can question his method but not his result

[@blooblegoopdar4971]

i had just always thought the magnet said something about fish not being crazy about the taste of the magnet because it takes up your bait slot but doesn't affect fish bite rates

[@TerraWolf_Teratio]

I can’t be the only one who physically scrunched up inside when they saw blaDe eat the legend

[@LeoFieTv]

Couldn't concentrate, was distracted by kitty.

[@CMT_Crabbles]

This is the most frightening thing I’ve seen in gaming

[@szupertntakos5000]

I mean I've never attempted to do it and if blade didn't use it then I must be wrong but why can't you just kill the prismatic slime with bombs? In part 1 you said it doesn't grant combat xp. And you can just get slime and bat wings the same way. What am I missing then?

[@gaymerjerry]

Blade tested beforehand if bombs gave combat exp they did

[@szupertntakos5000]

@@gaymerjerry oh, okay, then

[@ndererseje1077]

Me when i’m in a eh competition and this guy is competing

[@odinrobertson6201]

Pov seanie calls it skeleton caverns:🔪👿

[@DespOIcito]

very happy to see this, loved watching blade prove you wrong /lh

[@Rikrobat]

I love the new cartoon Seanie’s accompanying the video conversation. ❤ And yes, watching BlaDe find obscure but interesting ways to push Stardew to its limits is incredible~

[@travisretriever7473]

Dangerouslyfunny be like: "Those are rookie numbers. You gotta step it up"

[@basilleigh9010]

Not blade naming the child Pigeon 😭 foul

[@brendanbush2174]

I forgot what the title of this video was and why I clicked on it and was like "huh I forgot you mentioned sacrificing children"

[@aleciacooke9236]

With enough prep time BlaDe can do ANYTHING lol

[@gopher11]

the next question to ask is can you get to level 10 on every skill on the same day in one file?

[@RyanWithAnE]

Can you tell us about your experience working with mini katana

[@WhatsaVaati]

Um actually you can get infinity gaval without earning any exp with multiplayer.