Season 3 | Port_Landia

Welcome to Portlandia…a magical world where the ’90s never ended, flannel is still popular, people ride bikes, you can still go to clown-school, and you can put a bird on something and call it art. Enter this world if you dare…Portland, Oregon has never been nicer...
The third season of Portlandia premiered on IFC in the United States on February 27 and concluded on May 1, 2014 with a total of 10 episodes.
Main cast
Fred Armisen
Carrie Brownstein
Special guest cast
Kyle MacLachlan as Mr. Mayor
Guest stars
Vanessa Bayer as Bank Clerk and Wife
Kirsten Dunst as Kim
Kumail Nanjiani as Date Fact Checker, Human Bandwidth Manager, Car Dealer
Tunde Adebimpe as himself
Jay Pharoah as the voice of Jay-Z
Olivia Wilde as Brit
Steve Buscemi as Marty
Jeff Goldblum as Beet Accident Man, The Pull-Out King, Dinner Guest
Silas Weir Mitchell as FBI
Jello Biafra as himself
Annie Clark as herself
Duff McKagan as himself
Mark Proksch as Sean
Kim Gordon as herself
Maya Rudolph
Jeff Tweedy as himself
Tuck & Patti as themselves
Lamarcus Aldridge as himself
Damian Lillard as himself
Robin Lopez as himself
CJ McCollum as himself
Thomas Robinson as himself
Paul Allen as himself
Gus Van Sant as himself
The Blazer Dancers as themselves
Neil Olshey as himself
Josh Homme as Carrie's Brother
Dan Savage as himself
Nick Swardson
Ed Begley Jr. as Minister
Michael Nesmith as Mr. Mayor's father.
k.d. lang as herself
Jason Sudeikis as Kim
Danny Bruno
Graham Wagner
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[@GeocachingJr]

I've woken up 4 times recently with this show playing. I'm beyond confused, but it puts me back to sleep.

[@eden8817]

Same lmaoo I used to try to sleep to music but my brain would start anticipating the next beat so i never really relaxed and most shows ive tried just dont hit like this one or they hit too hard and wake me up These guys are perfect!

[@xotwodah]

HAHAHAHAHA SAME

[@Thomas__Yan]

I woke up just now with this episode playing. I didn't understand anything either.

[@logicalknigh7969]

​d Seep4oo😊ee😊keed😊😊😊e😊r😊😊o 😊Es 😊😊😊

[@ruralangwin]

Me too! Odd.

[@AlfynGreengrass11]

The dream of Portlandia is alive on KZbin

[@port_landia]

🎶KZbin…KZbin…🎶

[@CousinCreepy]

@@port_landia rolly polly fish heads...eat them up yum!

[@troleslayer7221]

It certainly is not alive in Portland anymore lmao.

[@humboldtdoomer866]

too bad its dead in portland

[@nicholamc2629]

@@CousinCreepyFish heads fish heads roly-poly fish heads, fish heads fish heads eat them up, yum. Mic drop 😊

[@KidFresh71]

Jeff Goldblum as a doily expert is peak Portlandia. "It's the classic scale, there's nothing wrong with that."

[@saadmanh]

This show was years ahead. Portlandia is a cautionary tale.

[@buckycore]

Beware of the vagina pillows

[@rosabellemejia168]

"You're my prince, you're my frog, you're my toad...you're my snake!"

[@evolveamanda]

This show was way ahead of its time. I miss the good old days

[@dengueberries]

same

[@baralai]

Maybe it’s just me, but I find myself laughing at/with this show more now than I ever did when it was first airing. I’ve always loved it but it’s just so much better this time around

[@handsomelarsandhisfabulousjars]

It's good but I really don't know why people say it's ahead of its time, it's very similar to shows like Tim and Eric and Parks and rec that came out like 5 years before this.

[@dengueberries]

Are you saying Portlandia is similar to Tim and Eric and and Parks & Rec?

[@handsomelarsandhisfabulousjars]

@@dengueberries Yeah, if parks and rec and Tim and Eric had a baby it would be portlandia. The editing style in a lot of places I've seen nowhere else besides tim and eric shows and parks and rec and portlandia are both comedies revolving around towns of eccentric people and management of aspects of those towns, only difference is Pawnee is fictional and smaller than Portland.

[@cyberjake2020]

"people used to rock the shit out of that vote" 😂😂😂😂

[@smoothlyrough512]

This show told the future. Scary

[@italoblu]

51:19 Jeff Goldblum’s disgusted look at what he just said is the funniest moment in any sketch show.

[@dikydankedude]

"Fjohürs Lykkewe" is the greatest pun name of all time

[@HankBukowski]

Lance is my favorite. He's the coolest.

[@KenBoB]

" I'm on like 3 antidepressants, in the summer I just go down to 1" i feel this 🤣😣

[@user-ut6lt3ui2e]

sick people. no wonder you vote for Biden

[@drtobiasfunke11]

You are my youtube Hero

[@ephesians.6]

100 percent

[@Ibnsallah]

The CEO of MTV was freaking insane. She's very talented.

[@leslieann6102]

::This show was so ahead of it's time with poking fun at silly trends in culture:: ❤😂

[@madtheghost337]

I don't know where to begin on the endless list of things I love about this show, but the sound effects always crack me up.

[@redhotjcc]

Whoever posted this…Thank You. 40 minutes of this and I no longer want to dig my brain out with a spoon today😊

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Spoon therapy has been debunked

[@port_landia]

You're welcome

[@shreddednerves]

Don't resort to pasta...seen it end so many lives😢

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

@@shreddednerves wise words

[@EekZombies]

@@Surv1ve_Thrive 😂😂😂

[@jaymiller5669]

The amount of work that just went into the Petty Cab bit is phenomenal 👏

[@mollyboris7210]

thank you. i’m sad and suffering most of the time, and i’m really happy to have access to this show. to fred and carrie directly, thank you.

[@llamapajama7840]

❤

[@port_landia]

You’re Welcome!

[@dengueberries]

❤

[@lukedunham5010]

Have a nice day!

[@Deadinaditchofficial]

I hope you have a better day today than you’ve been having. I too have been going through a lot of pain and anxiety and am clinging to whatever brings me hope. I really hope you find the beginning of a new change that brings you joy and peace.

[@jamesstewart7736]

Imagine this comedy has jokes about gender in 2012. These people were real visionaries of comedy 😂

[@karinamascorro1171]

Thank you thank you THANK YOU . 😢 you are part of the good that's left in the world

[@montanaelkwhisperer1744]

it was so good to see Peter in pasta recovery and getting the help he needs.

[@eskimoinohio1460]

Yes but, he talked about cutting out dessert. No...just no. Dessert is life.

[@elrondhubbard7059]

- You know I'm proud of you, right? Even though you're a man. - _I can't change that_ - You can, actually.

[@patton303]

Having Roseanne being a wet towel thrown on Portland was actually perfect casting.

[@roberte.6892]

The stop animation rats couldve been its own show. Women and women first too.

[@Michael-Todd87]

I've been traveling around for a few years and just moved to Seattle for the last three months and now I'm heading south into Oregon for three months so I put on my old favorite show. Then this episode comes on and makes me ready to leave today.

[@supperpuppy8]

“Kim Gordon and thrusting Moore are divorced and you’re just the orphans left behind” screaming, crying, throwing up

[@richevans609]

Sonic Youth ha ha

[@jakefeeneymusic]

One of my fav lines in the whole show

[@dengueberries]

I wanna diiiiieeeeee I wanna diiiiiiieeee

[@mtanuis]

If you hadn't posted this I somehow would have missed this gem.. it's amazing and so many great cameos its insane!

[@trianglebook3616]

Lmfao at 53:41 the fake pearl jam music omg it's the same from the talking bad tattoo episode lol

[@dropcapapp]

One of the best seasons

[@drobinson-uo7ic]

Thank you so much for this upload

[@port_landia]

My pleasure

[@ktznchz]

Each musical interlude/story is so great.

[@maggies88]

Chloe Sevigny! Love her.

[@montananerd8244]

The Violent Femmes cover was genius! Chef's kiss 😘

[@nicholamc2629]

I need help. I can’t. Stop. Watching 👹😶‍🌫️

[@faithwork1]

Omg Toni and Candace run the world now lol

[@faithwork1]

What a prophetic show! Has anybody SEEN what's going on in Portland now?

[@Verdeangela12]

I can only say, "Wow" 3x! Thank you for making me laugh so hard 'til I had tears in my eyes!!!

[@port_landia]

You’re welcome!

[@Ruggedystim]

You are awesome for putting this on here... you should open a BnB

[@squeebbb]

Much love

[@radfoo72]

"I'm only on three antidepressants. In summer I go down to one." lol Relateable minus the antidepressants😆

[@ChrisEvans-ke4rq]

Thank you. Love this show.

[@juliepeterson6639]

Oh, I love them all! Thank you!

[@taztaztaz]

the Rats skits kill me!!😂😂😂 could be its own spinoff !

[@dengueberries]

Their disdain for the mouse lol

[@katleeBalboaStJulian]

She must be his best friend in real life, terrific actress, or a huge fan of his work on SNL.... I LOVE him on SNL

[@katleeBalboaStJulian]

The way they keep going back to the milk factory

[@Tsip89]

This show directly contributed to PDX becoming overrun in the 2010s...

[@poodawg]

thank you sis for putting me onto one of the Greatest shows ever made RIP I miss you

[@T_b_bl3ss3d]

This show made me want to visit. Sadly I would never touch foot in Portland now. This was filmed back when Portland wasn't as trashy. So sad

[@Magrafo_]

What happened to Portland?

[@user-rr2gk9ds4i]

i visited a year ago and it was still worth it even though it's really sketchy in some areas. the landscapes are beautiful

[@HiGlowie]

Roseanne Barr is effortlessly funny. Love her part in Portlandia.

[@user-ge9oc1wq3f]

🤮

[@sxt4447]

20:00 Peter’s pasta rehabilitation center is basically The Pritikin Wellness Retreat Center in Florida

[@nicholamc2629]

Papers are folding left and right. 🤣

[@guyjmlol]

As a pacific northwesternian (seattle though) this show nails the exact enigma that is the PNW 😂❤

[@ChakraKhan666]

Fuck Washington State

[@kidkique]

I like how you can start seeing their breath when the Sun goes away

[@onelovemon1784]

Thanks. Anyone know which season episode the protein diet show is, where Fred lost too much weight? Not the pasta one.

[@mailfraudvoter6620]

You were looking at pasta websites 🍝

[@randomdude189]

No joke was eating pasta as that sketch began lol

[@spiderpigcallis]

Great portlandia season featuring Donald

[@ChakraKhan666]

I like the nerd guy. I would totally date him!

[@PrincessJas24]

Missing living in Portland and this is so nice 😂❤️

[@mikerock5326]

So happy my girlfriend Hilary turn me onto this show Hilary i love you! This show is amazing and thanks for being open to my shows like archer and squidbillies 😂

[@JayDillDrums]

AYOO RIVERR!!

[@trianglebook3616]

I love how Candace and the other feminist librarian saved the day

[@mirivm9536]

Thank you so much for posting ❤

[@drtobiasfunke11]

Thank you 👍⭐️🔥👍⭐️🔥

[@kersync]

the way alex says 'okay' at 2:55:27 never fails to make me laugh lol

[@sarahhale-pearson533]

Kyle Mcloughlan is a good sport.

[@imnotgay_butineedthemoney]

Tyty so much for helping me get through a long night shift.

[@RueTV]

Yes yes yes!!!!!

[@avgoustinos_ms]

Always Sunny in Philadelphia + Falling asleep brought me here.. After reading the comments I have to see what this is about lmao

[@jerseyforhawks]

20:44 the modern Ludavicko method.

[@Reefski1]

Obsessed with this show sucha classic ..

[@broncotrolly]

I was in a commercial with the waitress in the farty skit.

[@broncotrolly]

Wee wee

[@SamHaugen]

The little girl at MTV is so so funny

[@isaacutley2989]

I lived in Portland, Or. for one year...Good times!!

[@OptimusAndy314]

Thank you

[@port_landia]

You're welcome

[@sam02082]

I love this show so much 😂😂😂

[@heathcliffe8446]

Clearly channeling Enrico Rizzo with the yoga bit.

[@ephesians.6]

I want Change The World One Party At A Time to be my theme music and play wherever I go.

[@trianglebook3616]

Can we eat one of these lollipops? Those are display ones *eats one right in their faces *

[@fjuvo]

When will s4 come out?

[@falkor3865]

Forgot how good this show was..

[@hollynightingale7975]

Bill hader ❤❤

[@perspgold8945]

brilliant

[@mrjameson9146]

You are the GOAT

[@aldo1814]

The gender detective bit aged really well LOL. God, I love this show...how do they stay in character for this stuff? 🤣

[@nancyhanson9661]

I need tortillas

[@jaymiller5669]

Oh cool we have a Voodoo Doughnut in Austin

[@hayfordsarfo1646]

1:40:40 fell asleep with youtube playing & woke up with this scene playing. i'm so confused bc i've never watched this show before

[@jaymiller5669]

It’s so funny this has become real but was spoof at this point

[@pdubz8858]

Was that Jean from American Psycho? In the Chore Wheel scene.

[@stefs7141]

Chloe sevigny

[@sooperheep]

holy shit I totally forgot about Birdman🤣🤣🤣

[@loveyoutube22]

this is the first time I come across this show and it's amazingly good. Was this on tv?

[@lincolnlane6763]

Yes it was.

[@timdavis74]

I love the fart part

[@port_landia]

Me too

[@KyIe-nj4tq]

I fell asleep and woke up here tf is this 😭

[@pbassman99]

1:36:36 if The Smile was a bunch of people from Portland and not Radiohead/Sons Of Kemet

[@rickyrodriguez3244]

It gets me everytime😂😂😂

[@spiderpigcallis]

Peter is italian so the pasta cleanse is funny now

[@user-kp7xg1yi6k]

Nance " we can't keep doing these jello shots" mmmkay Mr Garrison proclaims...soft music plays U want my MTV....money for nothing and the checks for free 😆

[@jmsmith1767]

1:13:08 RSVP FEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@protobeing3999]

watching this episode in 2024 is a different experience considering Rosanne's decent into madness over the last decade.

[@nicholasmorre7371]

SO MANY HOTTIES UP IN THIS PIECE