Sebastian Maniscalco - BILLS AT THE TABLE (What's Wrong With People?)

[@Novaximus]

LMAO "This Bill needs to take another lap around the table!"

[@havefaith4358]

Cuz his chicken nuggets didn't cost $600.00! LoL!

[@Zoze13]

Lost it

[@GroceryStoreStories101]

I'm your 600th like

[@lindachancio6819]

I can be in a bad mood and I watch him and I am a new person.

[@hijodelaisla275]

Bill who?

[@fern3455]

That lady was having a good time!

[@frankgrossi385]

Fern that dumb bitch

[@schnoogens76]

I had to watch it again, first time all I heard was her wailing! 😅

[@nigelk2108]

@@frankgrossi385 Attention seeker....always after everyone else stops laughing too.

[@LS-dp2gs]

I was stuck with a bill like that once and was so ashamed for the freeloaders that I just paid it. It always happens with big groups. Lol. I also knew somebody who always wanted to pay for the others.

[@PoeCompany]

Definitely came

[@lauramalek3128]

"Don't think my chicken tenders were $700. "

[@sean9177]

That's what I was thinking. At our table we just say thank you. But, I can see this happening.

[@themrmaiorca]

Had the same thing with colleagues from Holland that visited us in Italy. In the end my children's pizza Margherita's and two aranciata's would've cost me 85 euro. Made the bill do another lap.

[@spencera1129]

Unreal

[@djish3223]

Tf 😂😂😂❤❤

[@mattz5275]

He's one of the best comedians around period! His mannerisms to his delivery is just exceptional.

[@briangaines3693]

mannerisms...are******* just exceptional

[@tonyallen6510]

👍👍👍👍👍🤣

[@taylormade242]

He is a damn good comedian!!! Never laughed with a comedian that doesn't really curse!

[@kylemc8851]

Going to see him Sunday night in Dallas, I’ll let you know…

[@hijodelaisla275]

They is?

[@jeffsummstl]

I do pizza delivery, and I’ve stood at the door while people play the game, and I’m just standing there wondering why they can’t do this beforehand without wasting my time.

[@MomoKunDaYo]

Whenever people do this to me I just take the money from the one I can tell really didnt want to pay lmao

[@WillspoTOfficial]

It’s because it’s a very dangerous game 😂 this game can leave you broke if you play it wrong💀 trust me on that I’ve had to pay for food that I never even ate I just ordered a drink 🥃 and I had to suffer🤦‍♂️

[@BobSchoepenjr]

Jeff Summers : ask them if it’s good you can have the first bite

[@davesaenz3732]

I was a server for years and I learned always pay more than your bill and leave a tip. Tip pizza extra since most people don't tip them. Thank you. I really appreciate your job. 🎸

[@jc73871]

@@WillspoTOfficial I got caught in this ONCE with a non employee (con artist) at a business lunch. Set the rule in the beginning. Team up with one trusted person and have your bill exclusive from everyone else. If someone says something...they are foolish or the con artist themselves. Another thing to do is pay in cash for your portions plus tip and mark the bills. I KNOW, I KNOW what you are thinking. This will end heartache and lack of money before it begins. Please let me know how it works for you.

[@roccobierman4985]

The Italian gestures that accentuate his entire skits are amazing.

[@tk6137]

sicilian..fuck the north.😏🤫

[@memphisfoodtrotter8136]

Growing up Chinese, the bill shenanigans are part of my culture. I love hearing a non-Chinese also sharing this!! I related so much and it’s so true!!

[@HornetKingOfficial]

I LOVE Sebastian! He is top notch comedy!

[@Walkingzombi]

Got a lot if ads on his vids though..

[@DarinCates]

YOU need to get out more

[@nikt7527]

He’s one of the best that’s for sure. Love how he mocks real life scenarios that we’ve all been a part of, and sometimes guilty of too 😂

[@jeovelitotorres7056]

That lady knows she is one of those.

[@marloulman104]

Freaking hysterical. Been there done that. I used to do stand up. He's got a gift! I'm dealing with a cancer diagnosis & his videos keep me laughing. He's pure medicine. Thank you!!!

[@WhySoKinky]

much love hope you get better! keep laughing

[@lh1tmaN]

Hang in there!

[@dogsareprecious4842]

I hope you're doing okay! It's SO good to laugh when we're sick, isn't it? :)

[@JoannaCubana]

❤🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾❤

[@roseangelo4416]

I just recently discovered this comedian and he is just what the doctor ordered for the pandemic blues. His style is reminiscent of the "rat pack" days, and a much welcomed relief from most of the unimaginative material we hear from others. Would love to see him get his own late night show, and bring back some of the class of the Sinatra/Dino/Joey/Sammy days.

[@biancamagliaro6844]

He helped me to get through the pandemic..I think I've watched all his videos at least 10 times and laughed every time. He's number one for me, class and wit all rolled into one

[@LordOfNothingham]

This is so true. I stopped ordering out with people I work with. Somehow I always ended up paying $20 for 3 slices of pizza.

[@leanneevangelista3361]

Ya or eating nothing cuz you're broke and still paying the same share as everyone else who are all the good stuff

[@DIgitusSmartas]

@@leanneevangelista3361 that doesn't make amy sense

[@sirleo5103]

Why doesn't everyone just pay for their own shit? Anyone ever think of that?

[@charliewerchan7252]

Thats actually very funny

[@GORILLA_PIMP]

@@sirleo5103 Right just keep it simple wtf

[@whiterabbit4606]

"You go for the money, but the money's back here." 😂 I hate to admit it, but I've done that.

[@nataliesurinova6812]

"Go out to dinner w your friends" -uh HA! HA! that's a good one Sincerely, 2020.

[@jamesjohnson1205]

2020 did alot of people a favor. Haha. In many ways.

[@mr.sprumford7140]

Yea, I'm laughing but too angry at the same time. You mean the alleged virus suddenly knows to stop when we take the masks off at the table!!???

[@littlebiits4216]

american here, actually this is whats wrong with people by sebastian maniscalco he performed this in 2012 so he didnt know about the covid corona virus of 2020 yet

[@DeadlyDanDaMan]

I was gonna say the same thing, but I already knew somebody else beat me to it.

[@teaCupkk]

I come here 3 months later, and can tell there was a good fight between @I’m Your Daddy and @t c. But i can only enjoy half of it, because some brave soul censored the other half. Aww.. 'Murica, land of the free.

[@michelleortega5611]

If I invite I'm paying that's how I was taught 🍻

[@andrewptob]

That’s a good way to do it, and very generous.

[@cjcj6945]

Exactly!

[@investigator77]

Exactly the right way to do it. That's how I was taught as well.

[@vienedeay]

Invite me somewhere.

[@caity9244]

Same!

[@kermitkys2145]

Everyone in the audience: Hahaha That one lady: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*

[@thelastdragon5551]

That was me. My apologies.

[@ForeverAlone3]

@@thelastdragon5551 You bring shame to us

[@thelastdragon5551]

@TruestDragon Family always backup our own kind. Don’t you ever forget that.

[@kaa199270]

Wtf?

[@mnbdysl]

Sebastian's humor has staying power. I've seen this already and may have even laughed harder this time around.

[@teresahowick5197]

I love them all but the one that sticks with me is the doorbell one. Funny every time. 😂

[@Iamyoung445]

The one thumb down is the guy shaking the pocket every time! Lol!

[@amberle5928]

When my friends and I go out, we have an understanding that we all pay for our own meal. Therefore, no awkwardness is involved 😁

[@kriegnes]

yeah and if someone pays for you its just a thankfull gesture not some awkward fight

[@leanneevangelista3361]

But what happens when one of the people purposely put a lesser amount and you're expected to cover that as well

[@amberle5928]

@@leanneevangelista3361 We always have the waiter or waitress put our meals on separate tickets.

[@sirleo5103]

I thought that's how it usually is. I'm so confused as to why everyone is saying they can relate to this. I thought it is generally understood that everyone pays for themselves.

[@sirleo5103]

@@leanneevangelista3361 you can look at the receipt to see what everyone owes...

[@vannellope6053]

I'm Nigerian, so if I ask people out for lunch I'm the one paying. If my friend decide to chip in then they can, when I came to Canada, people would ask me out for say coffee; and then expect me to pay? I I used to be so confused. But you live you learn.😂

[@christicrenshaw2772]

If I invite I always treat

[@MomoKunDaYo]

Yeah thats funny in America inviting someone to dinner is just like making plans

[@obalalama]

I know. It's so damn confusing!

[@pattiwhite9575]

Lets MEET for coffee, drinks, lunch or dinner...everyone pays their own way. I invite you to come over for a meal...You offer to bring a bottle of something that you know I like to drink. I'd like to take you out for dinner... means it is all on you.

[@KapitainvonHass]

Yeah. I'm American so I had to learn to pay attention to how people say things from a young age. There's a weird system in first world countries for that lol

[@howardford6991]

Sebastian is so Italian he sweats spaghetti sauce. His comedy is pure gold!

[@dudeabides23]

Love this dude. His facial expressions are hilarious. He's in my top three with Bill Burr and Chappelle

[@tinysim]

This is gold.

[@mondo6725]

LMAO!! He's my new favorite comedian. No b-words, no n-words, not a lot cursing. Just damn funny! Would love to go see him.

[@dougiebuckets1364]

You cursed in this comment lol

[@petep5207]

The one lady howling during the whole show just makes this even more hilarious. Love hearing people that happy and having such a great time. I like to think she had a hard month and this was a well-deserved, monumental stress reliever for her.

[@jillian5582]

She was hysterical!

[@carolbenson6524]

I love the lady in the back of the audience laughing so hard..practically screaming!!!

[@cory3518]

So hilarious because it's all so very TRUE! Everyone has been in this situation. Brilliant comedy and one of the best physical comics today!

[@Hands2HealNow]

His performance draws us beyond our experiences and it works.

[@thesolojourney8955]

This is a real problem that happens everyday, that’s why I always tell them to keep separate tabs for everyone’s

[@claudiacarley4050]

OMG...I Love his Humor...laughter is the best medicine indeed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@jackharlow6217]

It's really nice that they let seagulls into the show! :)

[@bigbadbillb]

This is why I always ask for "separate checks" and avoid this headache in the first place!

[@davesaenz3732]

Or split the ticket in half.

[@lisalee2885]

Or have good karma and just treat them 😄😄 Money comes back to you when your generous with it 🙏 Squeeze too tight and its always a fight to hold onto it 🤗🙏🤗

[@TheDude-yw4kn]

Your sever must love you! It’s customary nowadays to print one bill and ideally one person pays. Benigans went out of business years ago and so did that cheap millennial bullshit separate checks

[@vaxxeenmtg9733]

The Dude okay boomer

[@johnnyapplesmith]

@@TheDude-yw4kn Nothing wrong with paying for yourself.

[@sharronhumphries6727]

This dude is so friggin awesome !!!.

[@MountainMan.]

Everyone sitting around laughing and being loud, and before you know it you guys have ordered 11 appetizers and 26 alcoholic drinks before the entrees, so getting the bill up to $687 is pretty easy.

[@MomoKunDaYo]

Once people start ordering drinks its every man for himself lol

[@widetrackerinkazoo6559]

Never been to a city where it costs $12 for a beer, never will be!

[@mats7492]

@@widetrackerinkazoo6559 even in NYC a beer is 8 Bucks, 6 for PBR.. where is it 12?

[@AlphaDoG-43]

Mat S ... Met life Stadium a beer is 14 bucks & Yankee stadium a beer is 12-14 bucks as well.

[@TheNewSchoolGamer]

@@mats7492 lol come to Canada you'll be surprised, drinks are super expensive up here. A bottle of Ciroc at "liquor store" (there only 1 government run shop that sells hard liquor in my province) is $50 CAD, so a little under $40 bucks US.

[@mikeriesco6174]

I despise the "I got it, you can get it next time" thing, as much as "I'll buy this round". I hate buying rounds, which usually includes people in the group who will never reciprocate. I'll pay for my food & drinks, you pay for yours. Always. That's it.

[@stevenporter7065]

Thats equality when it comes to dates to

[@MomoKunDaYo]

Thats what me and my friends do, the only thing we typically pay for ourselves are the drinks since its cheaper to just get a liter than an individual beer for everyone.

[@kaijohnson9048]

Mike Riesco Exactly!!

[@debbierabe1756]

Thats what I'm talking about Mike.

[@hugostiglitz8465]

@Happy Thoughts- I hear what you are saying there..I pushed the reset button on friends and now I can start meeting new people. Gotta be better than the old so called friends.

[@ronaldelliott4373]

Great bit! Absolutely true.

[@MrBluoct]

“.... Another Lap.... “ Amen 🤘

[@TENGU127]

A second lap helps keep the confusion down, no one wants to get stabbed with a table fork because someone got stuck with the bill.😆

[@deanmcdiarmid7068]

This guy is great. A fellow Chicagoland guy. Thanks man for making life better

[@iammwh936]

When I had friends, I had no money. Now that I have money, I have no friends. Has to be a lesson there somewhere.

[@rkt81]

When i had friends and no money, i still used to hang out with my friends, their friends and had the best days of my life. Then some one advised, I need to take life seriously and prove to the world, and now that I have aged trying to prove to the world, i have house payment, car payment, insurance payment and other commitments, that I am lost in my own world with neck deep commitments, but govts can shut down your life saying its UNPRECEDENTED for their rich friends, when i have lost all my friends. I doubt I will ever get those days back in this life time. It was not worth running for money or to qualify for someone's validation.

[@kiltmaster7041]

So, who did you sell those friends to?

[@Tryin2Bnice45]

Misery loves company. Success is lonely

[@mastiffmama6008]

Yeah the lesson is you get to keep your money. Ne 😂

[@RobertDeanWells]

No idea how Sebastian ended up in my KZbin feed, but hoo-boy, glad he did. Been loving his clips.

[@nicolasbartlett598]

The lady that has the high pitched laugh is in every special this man does. I think it’s his mother or his wife 😂

[@amgcadence7676]

He needs his own sitcom , I’d absolutely die 🤣😭🙌🏾

[@01brake]

And thats why i like eating at home

[@VOICEFORFREEDOM1776]

I love hearing that lady laugh that loud!

[@zonzogonzo1427]

I personally think thats one of the greatest bits of alltime

[@jeffero80]

"C'mon let me leave the tip" "Ok go ahead" "You cheap bastard" 😂😂😂

[@BastardX13]

"TAKE ANOTHER LAP! ACT LIKE YOU WANT IT!" HAHAHA! Love, you Sebastian.

[@helenturoff-ii5dc]

Absolutely love you you are so on the mark with everything don’t ever change

[@wonwelhung2954]

This is comedic genius at its finest!

[@kingkrabz8805]

Always separate the bill. I'll pay for myself thanks

[@Eugenepanels]

@I’m Your Daddy lol Id rather be cheap than broke

[@zksharpe2370]

1st Italian comedian to bring the Italian culture into the universal perspective. We're all the same, with different flavors

[@scallywagsmith127]

I always get the 10.99 salad AND, I'll say it LOUD! 😂 then add 2 bucks for tips. Then I watch all the liquor heads get confuse trying to figure out how many drinks they had. No drinks for me, I'll drink at home! 🤣

[@hijodelaisla275]

They get confuse.

[@billycorvette2644]

2 buck's for tips? How about 5. 2 buck's buys what?

[@r.m.m.1333]

"But the money's back here." 😁😆😅😃

[@darlalong1957]

My older son, always figured it out...and we let him. We looked at him like.. "what do we owe" ...I know, he hated it ..but he did it ! ❤

[@mspooh325]

I too was the calculator in my family. Ugh Lol

[@DonMas-car-pone]

If that bill goes around in The Netherlands, this story need extra levels 😂

[@deltahomicide9300]

Lol! Seriously what's that about? My dutch friend isn't cheap but he always takes a picture of the bill and wants to transfer the exact amount later

[@Novaximus]

Ever have the "dessert" crisis? Dinner for two just you and a buddy. I get it this time...you get it next time deal. Sometimes you wanna dessert right? Well you can't have it. You just can't. It'll throw the balance of the universe off.

[@cjcj6945]

So funny!😂 Soooo true!👍

[@teresahowick5197]

😂😂😂😂😂 true!!

[@HoyaSaxaSD]

Like Banya just ordering the soup at Mindy’s.

[@hankbug]

My family finally started drawing straws for who would pick up the check. If you pull the short straw and you paid last time, we draw straws again. With friends.........that bill takes SEVERAL laps around the table as we play a game of who does the best "double take" at the check. The best double take gets their meal for free and the rest of us always split it fairly.

[@tommydrennan1765]

Great idea 👍🏻

[@lynnthomm8721]

🤣bill take another lap

[@s4awd2]

“I’m making’ a lot of money you know dat...” 😎

[@stacydcarson6139]

🤣😂😉🙃🙃😗🤪🤪

[@red1387]

This guy is being honest, too honest. 🤣

[@pancakehouse3792]

jesus he's so funny

[@Padoinky]

(1) always determine if the group is going to require separate bills (easiest approach and least politically/socially risky way, IMHO) (2) Otherwise, it is my experience that the true art of picking up the bar tab or dinner table bill, is to unobtrusively arrange with your server or the manager/etc, for no bill to be brought to the table, rather, request that at the end of the dinner, the server should bring/send to you the final bill, of which it has ideally already been charged to your account/card, such that all that is required of you is the addition of gratuity and your approval/fingerprint scan/signature, etc... at least this is pretty much the modus operandi of my social circle

[@positivelybeautiful1]

Outstanding materials, outstanding delivery, super funny, a great Comedian!

[@2HRenovation]

Love his stuff, because it’s true.

[@luisalfonsoalba9730]

NEVER in an Italian Group, you fight to get the bill and YOU PAY it. CASH!!!!

[@RealOrbit-Australia]

You got that from the Greeks... just like your surname

[@luisalfonsoalba9730]

@@RealOrbit-Australia orea

[@ruthannalbrecht6617]

I love Sebastian. Honest and no bullshit.

[@BriGuy2020]

This is why I’m always prepared to pay and why I don’t go out to dinner in huge groups

[@frankymacf]

3:22 The utter disgust on his face 😂😂

[@HHh-ej4rl]

"I just wanted to act like I wanted it." Love it!! 🤣🤣

[@jareds208]

I love how he throws the money on the table and walks away all pissed off lol 😂

[@DeviantMotives]

I love his expressions

[@Novaximus]

It's not fair being a single guy in these situations. Like if I go out with my sister and her family and she "picks up the bill" she's really just paying for me. If I picked up the bill I'm friggin paying for me, her husband, and 3 kids. So usually at family outtings I'll partner up with my parents. It's like choosing teams in volley ball. "ok we're splitting this 3 ways. Red team Blue Team and Yellow Team." Hey...wait a minute you have one less guy on Blue team!" "Yeah but you had to go an order the NY strip" "well he had 3 drinks even though he went with a burger" "ok ok...we'll give you mom and dad but we get the single guy" Deal!

[@yellowwoodeducation6227]

Fun times haha

[@Mexicobeanpole]

Cheap bastards.😂

[@LS-dp2gs]

Easy solution. Like I tell my own brother: Fall in love and stop being single 😊

[@Pur9leRain]

This needs to be a standup skit by itself. I was doing the accents and everything in my head

[@caity9244]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@johnrinck4883]

If I’m picking up the tab then I’m also leaving the tip. I don’t want someone cheaping on the tip and making me look like the asshole.

[@cjcj6945]

Exactly John!👍💸

[@Mexicobeanpole]

Exactly!!

[@isobel64]

smart decision.

[@cincodogg5]

John Rinck I calculate The tip and say ok bills 100.00 leave 25...I make them put in a little more eh,??? Make me looka guuuuuuuuuuuoooood!

[@horseman4now]

If they leave too little, I make up the difference.

[@JDG602]

You guys hear that lady cackling. That is what he does to people.

[@nickwilson6602]

He’s so Good! Be Awesome to see him live, probably be a Riot!

[@bentonrp]

I just pay the bill every time. The ones who eventually stop me one day and pay a time, I keep as friends. Everyone else, I throw away.

[@hijodelaisla275]

That's perfect.

[@elizabethagnese5474]

THANK YOU FOR KEEPING OUR HEARTS OPEN, TO ENJOY HEALING LAUGHTER.

[@terry-vq6ed]

NOW THIS IS HUMOUR!!!!!!!! HES SMART, AND Sooooooooo FUNNY!!!!!!! CAN WATCH HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN

[@bakersparadise2579]

Take another lap 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cynthia7445]

The best jokes are the ones about daily life.

[@brettstefanishin574]

This guy could pass as the offspring of Adam Sandler, Jerry Seinfeld, and Ben Stiller, despite miraculously NOT being Jewish himself. LOL

[@cb6667]

That shake a pocket is so real

[@Brianpeters1000]

I was witness to a scene where two men were arguing about who was paying, they both insisted on paying. The waiter finally pulled out a quarter and did "heads or tails" to settle it.

[@wolfy9549]

That’s pathetic lol if you don’t want to or can’t pay for dinner don’t go out, simple

[@bentonrp]

@Wolfy But they both insisted on paying.

[@tommydrennan1765]

Do another lap 💯💯💯

[@TheKevinthec]

This man was put on this earth to do comedy and you could not convince me otherwise

[@rejubi-minkaokose6836]

😂😂😂😂 Sebastian is a whole fool!

[@figo7ronaldo]

Me in those situations... separate bills please!

[@bensvedra9616]

"You just shake a pocket..." 😁

[@oiramsq73]

That’s so spot on NASA need to recalibrate their instruments to this bit. What I’ll say is that the fight for the bill in Asia is even more animated: picking-up the tab for a whole table is like an ‘affirmative smackdown’. Yeah - I did something nice. Yeah - I just flexed on you. Yeah - you’re in my pocket for the rest of your natural life. And it is 100% “c’mon - you know I’m making a lot of money…”.

[@jameshavlin7362]

49people with the thumbs down are like : Sebastian is wrecking my scam ....

[@india7680]

Some guys just always have style. Sebastian is one of them.

[@DR_DINGLENUT]

That dolphin was really enjoying the show.

[@donnyhud]

lmao!! man!!! its total therapy with this guy!! lol,, sabastin we love you man!! lol

[@fideliagutierrez1441]

Omg my favourite comedian😆

[@blindmellon7430]

How could you not love this guy.Algonquin Illinois

[@mimi-hx7td]

Yo my grandmother and dad used to fight over the bill so much to the point where i would start crying.....

[@JenniferoftheSea]

Oh my. Lol.

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

A look of confusion comes over their faces 🤣😂

[@anthonyb1661]

Nice 1, Scott. I know the landing % wasn’t where you wanted it, but lots of nice action. Watching your top water is always fun. Looking forward to the next.

[@JoNev1]

Imo...this guy is the best in the biz.