Sebastian Maniscalco - BILLS AT THE TABLE (What's Wrong With People?)

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Sebastian Maniscalco

Sebastian Maniscalco

3 жыл бұрын

When you go out to dinner are you picking it up or do you do a split job?
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@fern3455
@fern3455 3 жыл бұрын
That lady was having a good time!
@frankgrossi385
@frankgrossi385 3 жыл бұрын
Fern that dumb bitch
@schnoogens76
@schnoogens76 3 жыл бұрын
I had to watch it again, first time all I heard was her wailing! 😅
@nigelk2108
@nigelk2108 3 жыл бұрын
@@frankgrossi385 Attention seeker....always after everyone else stops laughing too.
@LS-dp2gs
@LS-dp2gs 3 жыл бұрын
I was stuck with a bill like that once and was so ashamed for the freeloaders that I just paid it. It always happens with big groups. Lol. I also knew somebody who always wanted to pay for the others.
@PoeCompany
@PoeCompany 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely came
@Novaximus
@Novaximus 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO "This Bill needs to take another lap around the table!"
@havefaith4358
@havefaith4358 3 жыл бұрын
Cuz his chicken nuggets didn't cost $600.00! LoL!
@Zoze13
@Zoze13 3 жыл бұрын
Lost it
@GroceryStoreStories101
@GroceryStoreStories101 2 жыл бұрын
I'm your 600th like
@lindachancio6819
@lindachancio6819 2 жыл бұрын
I can be in a bad mood and I watch him and I am a new person.
@hijodelaisla275
@hijodelaisla275 2 жыл бұрын
Bill who?
@lauramalek3128
@lauramalek3128 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't think my chicken tenders were $700. "
@sean9177
@sean9177 3 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking. At our table we just say thank you. But, I can see this happening.
@themrmaiorca
@themrmaiorca 3 жыл бұрын
Had the same thing with colleagues from Holland that visited us in Italy. In the end my children's pizza Margherita's and two aranciata's would've cost me 85 euro. Made the bill do another lap.
@spencera1129
@spencera1129 3 жыл бұрын
Unreal
@djish3223
@djish3223 3 ай бұрын
Tf 😂😂😂❤❤
@jeffsummstl
@jeffsummstl 3 жыл бұрын
I do pizza delivery, and I’ve stood at the door while people play the game, and I’m just standing there wondering why they can’t do this beforehand without wasting my time.
@MomoKunDaYo
@MomoKunDaYo 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever people do this to me I just take the money from the one I can tell really didnt want to pay lmao
@WillspoTOfficial
@WillspoTOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
It’s because it’s a very dangerous game 😂 this game can leave you broke if you play it wrong💀 trust me on that I’ve had to pay for food that I never even ate I just ordered a drink 🥃 and I had to suffer🤦‍♂️
@BobSchoepenjr
@BobSchoepenjr 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Summers : ask them if it’s good you can have the first bite
@davesaenz3732
@davesaenz3732 3 жыл бұрын
I was a server for years and I learned always pay more than your bill and leave a tip. Tip pizza extra since most people don't tip them. Thank you. I really appreciate your job. 🎸
@jc73871
@jc73871 3 жыл бұрын
@@WillspoTOfficial I got caught in this ONCE with a non employee (con artist) at a business lunch. Set the rule in the beginning. Team up with one trusted person and have your bill exclusive from everyone else. If someone says something...they are foolish or the con artist themselves. Another thing to do is pay in cash for your portions plus tip and mark the bills. I KNOW, I KNOW what you are thinking. This will end heartache and lack of money before it begins. Please let me know how it works for you.
@mattz5275
@mattz5275 3 жыл бұрын
He's one of the best comedians around period! His mannerisms to his delivery is just exceptional.
@briangaines3693
@briangaines3693 3 жыл бұрын
mannerisms...are******* just exceptional
@tonyallen6510
@tonyallen6510 3 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍🤣
@taylormade242
@taylormade242 3 жыл бұрын
He is a damn good comedian!!! Never laughed with a comedian that doesn't really curse!
@kylemc8851
@kylemc8851 3 жыл бұрын
Going to see him Sunday night in Dallas, I’ll let you know…
@hijodelaisla275
@hijodelaisla275 2 жыл бұрын
They is?
@jeovelitotorres7056
@jeovelitotorres7056 3 жыл бұрын
That lady knows she is one of those.
@roccobierman4985
@roccobierman4985 Жыл бұрын
The Italian gestures that accentuate his entire skits are amazing.
@tk6137
@tk6137 Жыл бұрын
sicilian..fuck the north.😏🤫
@HornetKingOfficial
@HornetKingOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Sebastian! He is top notch comedy!
@Walkingzombi
@Walkingzombi 3 жыл бұрын
Got a lot if ads on his vids though..
@DarinCates
@DarinCates 3 жыл бұрын
YOU need to get out more
@nikt7527
@nikt7527 5 ай бұрын
He’s one of the best that’s for sure. Love how he mocks real life scenarios that we’ve all been a part of, and sometimes guilty of too 😂
@memphisfoodtrotter8136
@memphisfoodtrotter8136 Жыл бұрын
Growing up Chinese, the bill shenanigans are part of my culture. I love hearing a non-Chinese also sharing this!! I related so much and it’s so true!!
@nataliesurinova6812
@nataliesurinova6812 3 жыл бұрын
"Go out to dinner w your friends" -uh HA! HA! that's a good one Sincerely, 2020.
@jamesjohnson1205
@jamesjohnson1205 3 жыл бұрын
2020 did alot of people a favor. Haha. In many ways.
@mr.sprumford7140
@mr.sprumford7140 3 жыл бұрын
Yea, I'm laughing but too angry at the same time. You mean the alleged virus suddenly knows to stop when we take the masks off at the table!!???
@littlebiits4216
@littlebiits4216 3 жыл бұрын
american here, actually this is whats wrong with people by sebastian maniscalco he performed this in 2012 so he didnt know about the covid corona virus of 2020 yet
@DeadlyDanDaMan
@DeadlyDanDaMan 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say the same thing, but I already knew somebody else beat me to it.
@teaCupkk
@teaCupkk 3 жыл бұрын
I come here 3 months later, and can tell there was a good fight between @I’m Your Daddy and @t c. But i can only enjoy half of it, because some brave soul censored the other half. Aww.. 'Murica, land of the free.
@LordOfNothingham
@LordOfNothingham 3 жыл бұрын
This is so true. I stopped ordering out with people I work with. Somehow I always ended up paying $20 for 3 slices of pizza.
@leanneevangelista3361
@leanneevangelista3361 3 жыл бұрын
Ya or eating nothing cuz you're broke and still paying the same share as everyone else who are all the good stuff
@DIgitusSmartas
@DIgitusSmartas 3 жыл бұрын
@@leanneevangelista3361 that doesn't make amy sense
@sirleo5103
@sirleo5103 3 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't everyone just pay for their own shit? Anyone ever think of that?
@charliewerchan7252
@charliewerchan7252 2 жыл бұрын
Thats actually very funny
@GORILLA_PIMP
@GORILLA_PIMP 2 жыл бұрын
@@sirleo5103 Right just keep it simple wtf
@marloulman104
@marloulman104 Жыл бұрын
Freaking hysterical. Been there done that. I used to do stand up. He's got a gift! I'm dealing with a cancer diagnosis & his videos keep me laughing. He's pure medicine. Thank you!!!
@WhySoKinky
@WhySoKinky Жыл бұрын
much love hope you get better! keep laughing
@lh1tmaN
@lh1tmaN 7 ай бұрын
Hang in there!
@dogsareprecious4842
@dogsareprecious4842 6 ай бұрын
I hope you're doing okay! It's SO good to laugh when we're sick, isn't it? :)
@michelleortega5611
@michelleortega5611 3 жыл бұрын
If I invite I'm paying that's how I was taught 🍻
@andrewptob
@andrewptob 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a good way to do it, and very generous.
@cjcj6945
@cjcj6945 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@investigator77
@investigator77 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly the right way to do it. That's how I was taught as well.
@vienedeay
@vienedeay 3 жыл бұрын
Invite me somewhere.
@caity9244
@caity9244 3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@roseangelo4416
@roseangelo4416 3 жыл бұрын
I just recently discovered this comedian and he is just what the doctor ordered for the pandemic blues. His style is reminiscent of the "rat pack" days, and a much welcomed relief from most of the unimaginative material we hear from others. Would love to see him get his own late night show, and bring back some of the class of the Sinatra/Dino/Joey/Sammy days.
@biancamagliaro6844
@biancamagliaro6844 2 жыл бұрын
He helped me to get through the pandemic..I think I've watched all his videos at least 10 times and laughed every time. He's number one for me, class and wit all rolled into one
@whiterabbit4606
@whiterabbit4606 3 жыл бұрын
"You go for the money, but the money's back here." 😂 I hate to admit it, but I've done that.
@kermitkys2145
@kermitkys2145 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the audience: Hahaha That one lady: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
@thelastdragon5551
@thelastdragon5551 3 жыл бұрын
That was me. My apologies.
@ForeverAlone3
@ForeverAlone3 3 жыл бұрын
@@thelastdragon5551 You bring shame to us
@thelastdragon5551
@thelastdragon5551 3 жыл бұрын
@TruestDragon Family always backup our own kind. Don’t you ever forget that.
@kaa199270
@kaa199270 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf?
@Iamyoung445
@Iamyoung445 3 жыл бұрын
The one thumb down is the guy shaking the pocket every time! Lol!
@vannellope6053
@vannellope6053 3 жыл бұрын
I'm Nigerian, so if I ask people out for lunch I'm the one paying. If my friend decide to chip in then they can, when I came to Canada, people would ask me out for say coffee; and then expect me to pay? I I used to be so confused. But you live you learn.😂
@christicrenshaw2772
@christicrenshaw2772 3 жыл бұрын
If I invite I always treat
@MomoKunDaYo
@MomoKunDaYo 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats funny in America inviting someone to dinner is just like making plans
@obalalama
@obalalama 3 жыл бұрын
I know. It's so damn confusing!
@pattiwhite9575
@pattiwhite9575 3 жыл бұрын
Lets MEET for coffee, drinks, lunch or dinner...everyone pays their own way. I invite you to come over for a meal...You offer to bring a bottle of something that you know I like to drink. I'd like to take you out for dinner... means it is all on you.
@KapitainvonHass
@KapitainvonHass 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I'm American so I had to learn to pay attention to how people say things from a young age. There's a weird system in first world countries for that lol
@amberle5928
@amberle5928 3 жыл бұрын
When my friends and I go out, we have an understanding that we all pay for our own meal. Therefore, no awkwardness is involved 😁
@kriegnes
@kriegnes 3 жыл бұрын
yeah and if someone pays for you its just a thankfull gesture not some awkward fight
@leanneevangelista3361
@leanneevangelista3361 3 жыл бұрын
But what happens when one of the people purposely put a lesser amount and you're expected to cover that as well
@amberle5928
@amberle5928 3 жыл бұрын
@@leanneevangelista3361 We always have the waiter or waitress put our meals on separate tickets.
@sirleo5103
@sirleo5103 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that's how it usually is. I'm so confused as to why everyone is saying they can relate to this. I thought it is generally understood that everyone pays for themselves.
@sirleo5103
@sirleo5103 3 жыл бұрын
@@leanneevangelista3361 you can look at the receipt to see what everyone owes...
@howardford6991
@howardford6991 3 жыл бұрын
Sebastian is so Italian he sweats spaghetti sauce. His comedy is pure gold!
@mnbdysl
@mnbdysl 3 жыл бұрын
Sebastian's humor has staying power. I've seen this already and may have even laughed harder this time around.
@teresahowick5197
@teresahowick5197 3 жыл бұрын
I love them all but the one that sticks with me is the doorbell one. Funny every time. 😂
@MountainMan.
@MountainMan. 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone sitting around laughing and being loud, and before you know it you guys have ordered 11 appetizers and 26 alcoholic drinks before the entrees, so getting the bill up to $687 is pretty easy.
@MomoKunDaYo
@MomoKunDaYo 3 жыл бұрын
Once people start ordering drinks its every man for himself lol
@widetrackerinkazoo6559
@widetrackerinkazoo6559 3 жыл бұрын
Never been to a city where it costs $12 for a beer, never will be!
@mats7492
@mats7492 3 жыл бұрын
@@widetrackerinkazoo6559 even in NYC a beer is 8 Bucks, 6 for PBR.. where is it 12?
@AlphaDoG-43
@AlphaDoG-43 3 жыл бұрын
Mat S ... Met life Stadium a beer is 14 bucks & Yankee stadium a beer is 12-14 bucks as well.
@TheNewSchoolGamer
@TheNewSchoolGamer 3 жыл бұрын
@@mats7492 lol come to Canada you'll be surprised, drinks are super expensive up here. A bottle of Ciroc at "liquor store" (there only 1 government run shop that sells hard liquor in my province) is $50 CAD, so a little under $40 bucks US.
@tinysim
@tinysim 3 жыл бұрын
This is gold.
@bigbadbillb
@bigbadbillb 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I always ask for "separate checks" and avoid this headache in the first place!
@davesaenz3732
@davesaenz3732 3 жыл бұрын
Or split the ticket in half.
@lisalee2885
@lisalee2885 3 жыл бұрын
Or have good karma and just treat them 😄😄 Money comes back to you when your generous with it 🙏 Squeeze too tight and its always a fight to hold onto it 🤗🙏🤗
@TheDude-yw4kn
@TheDude-yw4kn 3 жыл бұрын
Your sever must love you! It’s customary nowadays to print one bill and ideally one person pays. Benigans went out of business years ago and so did that cheap millennial bullshit separate checks
@vaxxeenmtg9733
@vaxxeenmtg9733 3 жыл бұрын
The Dude okay boomer
@johnnyapplesmith
@johnnyapplesmith 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheDude-yw4kn Nothing wrong with paying for yourself.
@jeffero80
@jeffero80 3 жыл бұрын
"C'mon let me leave the tip" "Ok go ahead" "You cheap bastard" 😂😂😂
@claudiacarley4050
@claudiacarley4050 3 жыл бұрын
OMG...I Love his Humor...laughter is the best medicine indeed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@s4awd2
@s4awd2 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m making’ a lot of money you know dat...” 😎
@stacydcarson6139
@stacydcarson6139 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😉🙃🙃😗🤪🤪
@thesolojourney8955
@thesolojourney8955 3 жыл бұрын
This is a real problem that happens everyday, that’s why I always tell them to keep separate tabs for everyone’s
@carolbenson6524
@carolbenson6524 3 жыл бұрын
I love the lady in the back of the audience laughing so hard..practically screaming!!!
@scallywagsmith127
@scallywagsmith127 2 жыл бұрын
I always get the 10.99 salad AND, I'll say it LOUD! 😂 then add 2 bucks for tips. Then I watch all the liquor heads get confuse trying to figure out how many drinks they had. No drinks for me, I'll drink at home! 🤣
@hijodelaisla275
@hijodelaisla275 2 жыл бұрын
They get confuse.
@billycorvette2644
@billycorvette2644 Жыл бұрын
2 buck's for tips? How about 5. 2 buck's buys what?
@dudeabides23
@dudeabides23 Жыл бұрын
Love this dude. His facial expressions are hilarious. He's in my top three with Bill Burr and Chappelle
@Hands2HealNow
@Hands2HealNow 3 жыл бұрын
His performance draws us beyond our experiences and it works.
@mikeriesco6174
@mikeriesco6174 3 жыл бұрын
I despise the "I got it, you can get it next time" thing, as much as "I'll buy this round". I hate buying rounds, which usually includes people in the group who will never reciprocate. I'll pay for my food & drinks, you pay for yours. Always. That's it.
@stevenporter7065
@stevenporter7065 3 жыл бұрын
Thats equality when it comes to dates to
@MomoKunDaYo
@MomoKunDaYo 3 жыл бұрын
Thats what me and my friends do, the only thing we typically pay for ourselves are the drinks since its cheaper to just get a liter than an individual beer for everyone.
@kaijohnson9048
@kaijohnson9048 3 жыл бұрын
Mike Riesco Exactly!!
@debbierabe1756
@debbierabe1756 3 жыл бұрын
Thats what I'm talking about Mike.
@hugostiglitz8465
@hugostiglitz8465 3 жыл бұрын
@Happy Thoughts- I hear what you are saying there..I pushed the reset button on friends and now I can start meeting new people. Gotta be better than the old so called friends.
@TENGU127
@TENGU127 3 жыл бұрын
A second lap helps keep the confusion down, no one wants to get stabbed with a table fork because someone got stuck with the bill.😆
@iammwh936
@iammwh936 3 жыл бұрын
When I had friends, I had no money. Now that I have money, I have no friends. Has to be a lesson there somewhere.
@rkt81
@rkt81 3 жыл бұрын
When i had friends and no money, i still used to hang out with my friends, their friends and had the best days of my life. Then some one advised, I need to take life seriously and prove to the world, and now that I have aged trying to prove to the world, i have house payment, car payment, insurance payment and other commitments, that I am lost in my own world with neck deep commitments, but govts can shut down your life saying its UNPRECEDENTED for their rich friends, when i have lost all my friends. I doubt I will ever get those days back in this life time. It was not worth running for money or to qualify for someone's validation.
@kiltmaster7041
@kiltmaster7041 3 жыл бұрын
So, who did you sell those friends to?
@Tryin2Bnice45
@Tryin2Bnice45 3 жыл бұрын
Misery loves company. Success is lonely
@mastiffmama6008
@mastiffmama6008 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the lesson is you get to keep your money. Ne 😂
@amgcadence7676
@amgcadence7676 3 жыл бұрын
He needs his own sitcom , I’d absolutely die 🤣😭🙌🏾
@01brake
@01brake 3 жыл бұрын
And thats why i like eating at home
@MrBluoct
@MrBluoct 3 жыл бұрын
“.... Another Lap.... “ Amen 🤘
@petep5207
@petep5207 Жыл бұрын
The one lady howling during the whole show just makes this even more hilarious. Love hearing people that happy and having such a great time. I like to think she had a hard month and this was a well-deserved, monumental stress reliever for her.
@jillian5582
@jillian5582 8 ай бұрын
She was hysterical!
@VOICEFORFREEDOM1776
@VOICEFORFREEDOM1776 2 жыл бұрын
I love hearing that lady laugh that loud!
@kingkrabz8805
@kingkrabz8805 3 жыл бұрын
Always separate the bill. I'll pay for myself thanks
@Eugenepanels
@Eugenepanels 3 жыл бұрын
@I’m Your Daddy lol Id rather be cheap than broke
@IrishAnnie
@IrishAnnie 3 жыл бұрын
My husband it seemed was the one to get the check. He was pissed. They would all leave and he was left holding the bag. He started leaving first. He would figure what HE owed and put the money down. People never factored (or did they?) the alcoholic beverages and that cost more than the meal. He won’t play that game anymore.
@naturesmusic1171
@naturesmusic1171 3 жыл бұрын
I'm African..one person always covers it..if you ain't ready to foot the bill.. don't damn ask people out 😜, don't organise it. Leave people alone 🤣
@sharronhumphries6727
@sharronhumphries6727 3 жыл бұрын
This dude is so friggin awesome !!!.
@nicolasbartlett598
@nicolasbartlett598 3 жыл бұрын
The lady that has the high pitched laugh is in every special this man does. I think it’s his mother or his wife 😂
@jackharlow6217
@jackharlow6217 2 жыл бұрын
It's really nice that they let seagulls into the show! :)
@DailyDiscountNL
@DailyDiscountNL 3 жыл бұрын
If that bill goes around in The Netherlands, this story need extra levels 😂
@deltahomicide9300
@deltahomicide9300 3 жыл бұрын
Lol! Seriously what's that about? My dutch friend isn't cheap but he always takes a picture of the bill and wants to transfer the exact amount later
@luisalfonsoalba9730
@luisalfonsoalba9730 3 жыл бұрын
NEVER in an Italian Group, you fight to get the bill and YOU PAY it. CASH!!!!
@RealOrbit-Australia
@RealOrbit-Australia 3 жыл бұрын
You got that from the Greeks... just like your surname
@luisalfonsoalba9730
@luisalfonsoalba9730 3 жыл бұрын
@@RealOrbit-Australia orea
@r.m.m.1333
@r.m.m.1333 2 жыл бұрын
"But the money's back here." 😁😆😅😃
@mondo6725
@mondo6725 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO!! He's my new favorite comedian. No b-words, no n-words, not a lot cursing. Just damn funny! Would love to go see him.
@dougiebuckets1364
@dougiebuckets1364 2 жыл бұрын
You cursed in this comment lol
@hankbug
@hankbug 3 жыл бұрын
My family finally started drawing straws for who would pick up the check. If you pull the short straw and you paid last time, we draw straws again. With friends.........that bill takes SEVERAL laps around the table as we play a game of who does the best "double take" at the check. The best double take gets their meal for free and the rest of us always split it fairly.
@tommydrennan1765
@tommydrennan1765 3 жыл бұрын
Great idea 👍🏻
@Novaximus
@Novaximus 3 жыл бұрын
It's not fair being a single guy in these situations. Like if I go out with my sister and her family and she "picks up the bill" she's really just paying for me. If I picked up the bill I'm friggin paying for me, her husband, and 3 kids. So usually at family outtings I'll partner up with my parents. It's like choosing teams in volley ball. "ok we're splitting this 3 ways. Red team Blue Team and Yellow Team." Hey...wait a minute you have one less guy on Blue team!" "Yeah but you had to go an order the NY strip" "well he had 3 drinks even though he went with a burger" "ok ok...we'll give you mom and dad but we get the single guy" Deal!
@yellowwoodeducation6227
@yellowwoodeducation6227 3 жыл бұрын
Fun times haha
@Mexicobeanpole
@Mexicobeanpole 3 жыл бұрын
Cheap bastards.😂
@LS-dp2gs
@LS-dp2gs 3 жыл бұрын
Easy solution. Like I tell my own brother: Fall in love and stop being single 😊
@Pur9leRain
@Pur9leRain 3 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a standup skit by itself. I was doing the accents and everything in my head
@caity9244
@caity9244 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@pancakehouse3792
@pancakehouse3792 3 жыл бұрын
jesus he's so funny
@Novaximus
@Novaximus 3 жыл бұрын
Ever have the "dessert" crisis? Dinner for two just you and a buddy. I get it this time...you get it next time deal. Sometimes you wanna dessert right? Well you can't have it. You just can't. It'll throw the balance of the universe off.
@cjcj6945
@cjcj6945 3 жыл бұрын
So funny!😂 Soooo true!👍
@teresahowick5197
@teresahowick5197 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 true!!
@HoyaSaxaSD
@HoyaSaxaSD 3 жыл бұрын
Like Banya just ordering the soup at Mindy’s.
@cory3518
@cory3518 Жыл бұрын
So hilarious because it's all so very TRUE! Everyone has been in this situation. Brilliant comedy and one of the best physical comics today!
@BastardX13
@BastardX13 3 жыл бұрын
"TAKE ANOTHER LAP! ACT LIKE YOU WANT IT!" HAHAHA! Love, you Sebastian.
@zksharpe2370
@zksharpe2370 3 жыл бұрын
1st Italian comedian to bring the Italian culture into the universal perspective. We're all the same, with different flavors
@bentonrp
@bentonrp 3 жыл бұрын
I just pay the bill every time. The ones who eventually stop me one day and pay a time, I keep as friends. Everyone else, I throw away.
@hijodelaisla275
@hijodelaisla275 2 жыл бұрын
That's perfect.
@brettstefanishin574
@brettstefanishin574 3 жыл бұрын
This guy could pass as the offspring of Adam Sandler, Jerry Seinfeld, and Ben Stiller, despite miraculously NOT being Jewish himself. LOL
@darlalong1957
@darlalong1957 3 жыл бұрын
My older son, always figured it out...and we let him. We looked at him like.. "what do we owe" ...I know, he hated it ..but he did it ! ❤
@mspooh325
@mspooh325 3 жыл бұрын
I too was the calculator in my family. Ugh Lol
@zonzogonzo1427
@zonzogonzo1427 3 жыл бұрын
I personally think thats one of the greatest bits of alltime
@aaronlopez3585
@aaronlopez3585 3 жыл бұрын
It happened to me on a business trip in New York City, the bill was $870.00 with 20% tip and $110.00 corkage fee! After going through the Sebastian's routine I got stuck paying $1,400.00......... that's the last time Mr Magnanimous has shown up in the last two decades!!!!
@heidihernandez5895
@heidihernandez5895 3 жыл бұрын
That's alottt money!! Thats not cool.
@johnrinck4883
@johnrinck4883 3 жыл бұрын
If I’m picking up the tab then I’m also leaving the tip. I don’t want someone cheaping on the tip and making me look like the asshole.
@cjcj6945
@cjcj6945 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly John!👍💸
@Mexicobeanpole
@Mexicobeanpole 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!
@isobel64
@isobel64 3 жыл бұрын
smart decision.
@cincodogg5
@cincodogg5 3 жыл бұрын
John Rinck I calculate The tip and say ok bills 100.00 leave 25...I make them put in a little more eh,??? Make me looka guuuuuuuuuuuoooood!
@horseman4now
@horseman4now 3 жыл бұрын
If they leave too little, I make up the difference.
@jareds208
@jareds208 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he throws the money on the table and walks away all pissed off lol 😂
@deanmcdiarmid7068
@deanmcdiarmid7068 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is great. A fellow Chicagoland guy. Thanks man for making life better
@Jules-dn9jl
@Jules-dn9jl 11 ай бұрын
Love this comedian. Totally relatable.
@wonwelhung2954
@wonwelhung2954 2 жыл бұрын
This is comedic genius at its finest!
@guccideltaco
@guccideltaco 3 жыл бұрын
Do he & his friends not know the magic of Separate Checks?
@HHh-ej4rl
@HHh-ej4rl 2 жыл бұрын
"I just wanted to act like I wanted it." Love it!! 🤣🤣
@cynthiaslater7445
@cynthiaslater7445 Жыл бұрын
The best jokes are the ones about daily life.
@kathypetersen4694
@kathypetersen4694 3 жыл бұрын
My dad would say Look don't insult me if I tried to pay for my share. ha
@JDG602
@JDG602 2 жыл бұрын
You guys hear that lady cackling. That is what he does to people.
@BriGuy2020
@BriGuy2020 Жыл бұрын
This is why I’m always prepared to pay and why I don’t go out to dinner in huge groups
@chrismazzagatti8429
@chrismazzagatti8429 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. He's like an Italian Bill Burr.
@frankymacf
@frankymacf 3 жыл бұрын
3:22 The utter disgust on his face 😂😂
@DUNEATV
@DUNEATV 3 жыл бұрын
Alligator 🐊 arms...
@jameshavlin7362
@jameshavlin7362 3 жыл бұрын
49people with the thumbs down are like : Sebastian is wrecking my scam ....
@debbierabe1756
@debbierabe1756 3 жыл бұрын
Make it clear from the beginning, SEPARATE CHECKS PER FAMILY . Tell the wait staff upon arrival. No hassles.
@tommydrennan1765
@tommydrennan1765 3 жыл бұрын
Ask S it’s tacky to do separate checks at a 5 star place or fine dining just In my opinion
@debbierabe1756
@debbierabe1756 3 жыл бұрын
Tommy, if you are the 1st one to arrive, no one knows who asks for separate checks, til they bring the checks. Secretly, everyone is happy. Again, no hassles, or awkwardness.
@KeatonLeonard
@KeatonLeonard 3 жыл бұрын
BILLS AT THE TABLE
@Padoinky
@Padoinky 3 жыл бұрын
(1) always determine if the group is going to require separate bills (easiest approach and least politically/socially risky way, IMHO) (2) Otherwise, it is my experience that the true art of picking up the bar tab or dinner table bill, is to unobtrusively arrange with your server or the manager/etc, for no bill to be brought to the table, rather, request that at the end of the dinner, the server should bring/send to you the final bill, of which it has ideally already been charged to your account/card, such that all that is required of you is the addition of gratuity and your approval/fingerprint scan/signature, etc... at least this is pretty much the modus operandi of my social circle
@figo7ronaldo
@figo7ronaldo 2 жыл бұрын
Me in those situations... separate bills please!
@elizabethmills1286
@elizabethmills1286 3 жыл бұрын
“You lunge but you don’t touch it”
@red1387
@red1387 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is being honest, too honest. 🤣
@bensvedra9616
@bensvedra9616 3 жыл бұрын
"You just shake a pocket..." 😁
@gethighonlife11
@gethighonlife11 Жыл бұрын
@1:09 "How about the bill take another lap! Do another lap!" This sh*t is too funny, especially with his gestures! LMFAO!
@NYCTatiana
@NYCTatiana 3 жыл бұрын
these are facts of life hahah
@ethanaleman
@ethanaleman 3 жыл бұрын
627 dollars short.
@thomasmitchell4128
@thomasmitchell4128 3 жыл бұрын
Story of my Life.
@-blythe2986
@-blythe2986 3 жыл бұрын
"but the money was back heeere!" He is friggin hilarious. I can't wait until he does another standup show. I don't drink so I never pay shared bills; that shit is expensive.
@GrummanIsComin
@GrummanIsComin 3 жыл бұрын
Back in the 80’s, my family (5 members) took my uncle’s family (5 members) out to a very expensive Japanese restaurant. Our bill was over $200. My uncle’s family took my family out to a Mexican restaurant and paid around $50/$60 for all of us. My cousins (their son and daughter) work at the restaurant and got a nice family discount. LOL 😂
@joannepicciano2668
@joannepicciano2668 3 жыл бұрын
Cheap bastaaaads....lol
@Brianpeters1000
@Brianpeters1000 3 жыл бұрын
I was witness to a scene where two men were arguing about who was paying, they both insisted on paying. The waiter finally pulled out a quarter and did "heads or tails" to settle it.
@wolfy9549
@wolfy9549 3 жыл бұрын
That’s pathetic lol if you don’t want to or can’t pay for dinner don’t go out, simple
@bentonrp
@bentonrp 3 жыл бұрын
@Wolfy But they both insisted on paying.
@giak7525
@giak7525 3 жыл бұрын
In Italy they just divide the bill by the number of people. Your not eating alone people , don't be so cheap.
@josephcilenti5415
@josephcilenti5415 3 жыл бұрын
If your all sharing food and eat around the same, then yeah I’m all for it. But if someone just orders like a $8 salad and someone orders the $40 steak and wine, they shouldn’t pay the same.
@giak7525
@giak7525 3 жыл бұрын
@City Nat if that was really the case you wouldn't pay for anything. What kind of friends do you people have?!
@jamespn
@jamespn 3 жыл бұрын
We’d go to lunch with a group of co workers, one would order the $3.99 lunch special and a coke, when the bill came she would put down $4.00, forgetting about the coke, sales tax and tip. The waitress wasn’t too excited about waiting on our table.
@lindamonnett4450
@lindamonnett4450 3 жыл бұрын
This is so funny and true that I’m screaming out loud! 💕😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
@mimi-hx7td
@mimi-hx7td 3 жыл бұрын
Yo my grandmother and dad used to fight over the bill so much to the point where i would start crying.....
@JenniferoftheSea
@JenniferoftheSea 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my. Lol.
@rejubi-minkaokose6836
@rejubi-minkaokose6836 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Sebastian is a whole fool!
@ZiggyLu-og3zp
@ZiggyLu-og3zp 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 I haven’t heard this one yet. So true. We had one friend that after the bill made the round the table he would all the sudden have to go and someone always ended up paying his difference. Lol
@maryjohnson4189nnkb
@maryjohnson4189nnkb 2 жыл бұрын
A look of confusion comes over their faces 🤣😂
@kingstorm7188
@kingstorm7188 3 жыл бұрын
Love this guy he's really hitting those punch lines
@solazulnm
@solazulnm 3 жыл бұрын
try 1am with 20 drunk American opera singers in a Tuscan piazza restaurant. we were still gonna be in this town for a while, so I went around and collected from all these people so we wouldn’t be black listed. “Wait, how much?” It felt like I was winning the lotto because there was a lot of zeros on Lira. I avoided a huge table sit-down dinner after that!
@dianeperez3188
@dianeperez3188 3 жыл бұрын
Oh Lord, you crack me up 🤣 whenever I need a laugh I watch you. Your good buddy, don’t stop, we need all the laughs we can get now a days
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