The Car Mechanic Scam Is So Obvious | Sebastian Maniscalco | Netflix Is A Joke

[@thewab1974]

1:29 - "My father's like, "Guess who's walkin' this summer?"" Yep, that was MY dad, too. lol

[@francesshealingpoemsfortwo5734]

😅😅😅

[@dilciaenid57]

Aw! So mean.

[@FirstJohn418]

That's me to my kids lol

[@WhatsCookingTime]

My dad was the same way

[@angiehall3092]

With the hand gestures and all 🤌🏻

[@icthruyou4824]

Best comedian ever. I’ve been going to see Sebastian since he was small time, he used to stay after the show to speak to every fan there , appreciates his fans. He’s a class act

[@jodelolo1666]

cap

[@driftadvocate1839]

based

[@Breezyraps214]

Big cap

[@greenleaf9042]

0:30 lmao I died here! Reason being: On New Year’s Eve I sent my girl out to get some avocados because I was grilling the meat. Later on she strolls in casual af! Goes into the house drops off the avocados and comes back out. Goes straight to me and with the most psycho smile says “babe while I was in Ralph’s I GUESS someone hit your car.” I say “What you mean hit my car?!” I run out to the parking lot and see not only that my car is damaged, but it has received significant damage to the bumper and grill. I can’t say anything else because I may be self incriminating myself…my parked car didn’t get hit.

[@bobbyvalentino2178]

You don’t know shit bout comedy if you think this guy is the best ever. Fuck no

[@Kevinschart]

Sebatian's delivery is basically perfect...i'm laughing at every sentence.

[@williamlorance8789]

A master of the pause!

[@paulespinosa5195]

very animated funny sht.

[@marklewen9384]

Really? Not remotely funny..

[@chadbailey7038]

Agreed

[@chadbailey7038]

@@marklewen9384I’m sorry to hear that. You should get that checked. 😅

[@Gela7172]

‘ I thought I was at a Cirque du Soleil show!” - gets me every time!

[@ninamalone9283]

“I’d love to know in your head what a graze is...” 😂😂🤣

[@nixienox5831]

The way he moves is so animated, how does he do that? As someone who grew up in an Italian community, he really hits the nail on the head. I am dying.

[@elidyson256]

It's not about Italian friendo, it's about the family he grew up. I'm Indian and mostly Indian family are quiet, but not mine, and funny when he said guess who's walking this summer, is exactly what my dad would say. Also the yelling, omg I hate to say this but people who has quiet family have lot of privilege of sleeping quiet

[@paulespinosa5195]

very fuunnyy

[@mikeromeo8905]

Absolutely. Just discovered him today. I'm freaking rollin'...fuggetaboutit. This guy is on point.

[@elidyson256]

@Rattle I'm sorry your slow

[@judefogarty8139]

🎉🎉😮 Nui😂🎉o🎉I i🎉o🎉🎉llu🎉 P good😂🎉❤m M🎉i😂 I o🎉🎉😢😂loop 99 1:27 1:27 1:27 o

[@NOWOKEXYZ]

When I first heard this guy....he INSTANTLY became my ALL-TIME-FAVORITE! LMAO!

[@Sherry-vc7fj]

Haven't laughed our loud this much for years...

[@tmo2798]

He sucks.

[@Mess2012Z]

@@tmo2798 You suck bro

[@Msquared112]

Your brand of physical comedy is just hilarious, and SO Italian!

[@mariai9549]

i get some people think his material is nothing special but... he freakin cracks me up. LMAO!!! every video.

[@Howiesgirl]

Oh man, my husband, who passed away last year, was Italian. The loudness, the way he talks,... it brought back some great memories & made me laugh my ass off. Gonna go look up some more of this guy's stuff. Fuggetaboutit!!

[@smxstreet3561]

My condolences to you hope he rests in peace

[@Howiesgirl]

@@smxstreet3561 That's very kind... Thank you so much. All the best to you.

[@smxstreet3561]

@@Howiesgirl you too have a nice day 😊

[@mrmav1889]

100% relate to that😂

[@song9119]

“Can’t get u nothing nice!” Unbelievable

[@karendavis7986]

I've heard that before🤣😁

[@justsayin4632]

“If it was an INCH to the side I coulda buffed it out...”😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jumpingflash9319]

DANG! Truth in that. USAA auto insurance used that on me and it worked... I believed and trusted those people. Fast forward 4 years and The Feds have smacked USAA with an $85 million fine for running an inept CIP program (1st they screw over Veteran's. 2nd they fail to protect us from fraud. 3rd TBD....). I

[@coryd2668]

I’ve heard that in real life before! Sebastian makes it sound hilarious!

[@caity9244]

😂🤣 He laughed at himself there. Loved it.

[@andrewtan2598]

Always. Even with tires 😅

[@ThunderPants13]

.....BUT

[@nelson-haha89]

Him stuffing his feelings down into his feet is just incredible.

[@JackFHerrera]

You can tell he almost lost it at 6:26 haha. That bit had me dying...the “one knee” technique 🤣

[@Boblobblaw88]

I thought his punchline after his wife showed him the car door was gonna be..."guess who's walking this summer???"

[@poom641]

He wishes you wrote the end of that joke for him :D

[@hawk1093]

Oh he missed that tag hahaha you clever Bob

[@sogiki]

It wouldn’t work b/c it doesn’t get him to the body shop joke. But yeah it’s good.

[@truthof7382]

He better read this and use that.

[@jillpruett3444]

Aww man you're right. 😀

[@majorintherepublick5862]

I’m married to an Italian, you are f ing hilarious

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

I FEEL FOR YOU 😖

[@mr.redditostories]

im laughing so hard because I do body work and when he said some carnauba wax can get it out I died, then the full body shop coming out had me in tears because its so accurate lmao, they send out 2 inspectors then the body shop guys to back up the inspectors doing the exact same routine he did lmaooooo

[@tomeagen1039]

THEY CALL THAT FUCKING PEOPLE OVER.

[@cameronshultz6105]

@@tomeagen1039 bro chill. Body shops been doing since before you were even born.

[@heythere6983]

Yea bro relax body shop guys been screwing people over for decades so it’s cool don’t think about it bro

[@cameronshultz6105]

@@heythere6983 you gonna fix it in your own garage?

[@billbeliakoff5589]

@@cameronshultz6105 You're right, they've been fucking people over since before we were born.

[@jeffclark7696]

I've been doing bodywork for 25 years and found this hilarious. I do that exactly, but not on purpose. 😂😂😂

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

Lmaooo, you know the comedy is gold when it’s truly accurate

[@tonyphan3289]

Same here, brother.

[@googelywoogely2173]

Was about to say the same thing. Lol if you don't do body work/mechanic work u don't truly know whats going down.

[@lostsouls1919]

I would do it just ta fuck around withem

[@massatube]

Yeah we know what you body work guys do but you got us over a barrel. What are we gunna do? Go to another body guy that could be worse? lol Just fix it, we got insurance.

[@parispoet]

He is the BEST comedian EVER!!! "What the eff is THIS?" I'm dying!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@empiresix9722]

Went from depressed to literally crying from laughter..Can't wait to see you live for the 2nd time

[@santacollins326]

😆😆😆😆💋

[@MarMaxGaming]

Haha that’s powerful!

[@cybersquire]

20% Expression 40% Storytelling 30% Physical acting out 10% Accent Hilarious.

[@BigTony015]

100% hilarious**

[@po3-doc159]

Had to add that up... ur good

[@BigTony015]

@@po3-doc159 I try bro 😄

[@rhythmindset6996]

@@po3-doc159 Took you a while, huh?

[@Noel_Medina]

20..4..6..carry the 0.. + ⅚... yep thats %100

[@TonyScarcia]

That has to be one of the most well constructed routines I’ve ever seen! 😂 This is technically well constructed comedy at its finest 👏👏👏

[@TJ-kk5zf]

he learned from Michael Richards

[@OLegendStudios]

Totally agree

[@GoLakers3900]

I found it rather dull, and I think the audience felt the same. Was a decent bit, but not great.

[@dv8740]

I 100% agree. Was in tears on this one.

[@thomasferrarojr.9772]

@@GoLakers3900 You have ears, right? Just making sure. The audience was dying laughing.

[@liaalbo9108]

I forget all my troubles when I watch him. He deserves every cent he makes. I'm Italian..we don't have low volume for anything!

[@jsuswaram]

love Seb!

[@kristinholsapple2587]

Lol so, so true... Forget family events or holidays we just talk above each other, God forbid we let one person tell their story and than tell yours .. Nope not going to happen like he said "loud" and you said , there is absolutely no LOW volume.. My aunt was in the hospital, I honestly thought we were gng to be asked to leave!

[@junkyard-p1s]

When I talk I usually knock things over with my hands,and my wife says lower your voice why are you yelling,?😆

[@kristinholsapple2587]

@@junkyard-p1s Omg we just said that about my Aunt last night , that is so funny. We said to her why are you yelling ..

[@bornonthesun]

​@@junkyard-p1s😂😂😂

[@mursuka80]

My favourite "clean" comedian. Good stuff.

[@andrewptob]

I mean, but he curses, but he is pretty clean

[@cameronshultz6105]

Cleaner than most for sure.

[@ObviouslyNotYou]

4:55 “Woah! What’d ya get side swiped by a semi?” 🤣😂🤣😂 #ComedyGold

[@note2owns]

"Can't get you nothing nice!!" Yep, I have heard that from my mother too many times to count!

[@carlos2665]

This guy always puts me in a good mood

[@johnbodnar201]

"I gotta push this sh't down"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kandygibson6778]

Sebastian is hilarious! His delivery is spot on!

[@dv8740]

How have I never heard of this comic? He is literally one of my new favorites. This guy is hilarious 🤣🤣😭😭😭💀 All his bits have me dying

[@branon6565]

He had a role in the Scorsese directed DeNiro film "The Irishman" in 2019 in addition to havin 4 or 5 stand-up specials on Netflix....

[@CDNMusicLover]

He's the best

[@christopherwilliams8423]

Ditto 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BxCortez2050]

Yes .!!!!

[@ralphiecifaretto8961]

Watch his first Netflix special. Best special EVER!

[@brettzimmerman4566]

He's great, love how his mind see's the world and finds the humor in everyday events.

[@the_amazon]

This is so solidly true on EVERY point. GOLD 🏆🥇😂

[@JEReyes-cd3zf]

I live in Maniscalco’s neighborhood, in the NW Suburbs, seen him in concert, watched these clips a million times! I can’t stop laughing every time I see one of these. His dysfunctional response to everything is hilarious.

[@strangeluv8]

One of the best comedians of our time!

[@husky2961]

I felt that since he cant let it out at his wife, he just let it out here

[@oldmanfromoc7684]

Thanks for putting me in a better mood, I get so mad, my dear sweet mother god rest her soul. She used to say to me, You get mad and you get stupid! She was right!

[@anthonyrecce9781]

Car Nuba wax...but I can’t open the door😂

[@anthonyrecce9781]

@@sirlancelote8290 Yes. I was merely trying to replicate the way he said it. It's a joke. You should have better things to do with your time.

[@BigBoss7777777]

@@sirlancelote8290 get a room fellas

[@Johnbobon]

Do not get a room. Absolutely do NOT get the same room together. Do NOT.

[@heatherframpton9693]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mia795]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@southamcaballero]

This guy is so relatable! Even though my family is from Colombia, I grew up as the son of immigrants, and I think Italians go through a lot of the same stuff, and Latinos and Italians definitely are passionate and speak loudly. So, you have to work, just to get a word in edgewise, etc. But it's hilarious, growing up around a family who is that way, and this guy just nails it every time! 😅

[@Spumastic]

Sebastian, you're the best!! The faces kill me!!!😂😂

[@conspiracytocommit]

My wife 22years ago side-whacked her 1week old GrandCherokee on the Center Structural post of our 2car garage... So not only did I have the mechanic skit, but the same thing by a contractor saying the whole house could collapse and would be cheaper to turn the garage into a family room and build a new garage...

[@jacquir8331]

🤣🤣🤣

[@punkrockdavid]

Lol unfortunately cause it was a load bearing post that kind of makes sense lol.

[@kylemichaelsen7374]

Love Sebastian. All of his comedy is so on-point and relatable. I remember seeing him in person at a comedy club, he was making a joke- which he has also done a version of in one of his specials- about how Italians are typically blue collar workers. He asked if there were any Italians in the crowd, and he asked the first person what they did for a living. The guy said "I move rocks", and sebastians reaction was priceless. His eyes bulged out and he bent over laughing, you could almost hear him thinking like good God this could not have worked out more perfectly

[@wakeupthetruth2091]

OMG! I practically spit out my coffee! I’m a claims adjuster and this just made my day! So accurate!!!!

[@Aj9Livess]

"can we take a look at what you call a graze is?" xD

[@intheatremode]

LOVE this line

[@routeterror1236]

WE NEED A NEW DOOR

[@laurenferguson959]

“Or I’d be sleeping outside on the lawn” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@obihieleuchendu8243]

hahaha

[@mouadbabaahmed]

"Can't get you nothing nice" 💀

[@luxishkahan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leslieludwick1321]

When I was growing up the line at my house was always “I bet you’d eat it if it had chocolate on it”

[@mariai9549]

lmao!

[@Denise-ms6ns]

I’m Sicilian and this is so true!!

[@stephanie_leah]

His facial expression @ 1:00 cracks me up.. Dying 😵😵

[@christopherarmata823]

The best

[@stephanie_leah]

​@@christopherarmata823His "First Date" skit is absolutely hysterical, his whispering is epic lmao

[@Gmc833]

“WuT ThE FoCk is THIs?!” 😂😂 that’s my dad

[@alexstrick4693]

The part about sleeping on the lawn 🤣🤣

[@flipstix8]

That’s the best part, that’s why everything is so funny. I can listen to it over & over the delivery still gets me

[@IEXPOSE828]

Lmao the car I took my place to the owner was Franky too!!! I'm fucking dying of laughter. He's Italian hahahhahaha

[@Lucida1818]

Absolutely brilliant and hilarious because it’s true 😁🤣🤣☺️

[@sempaijrod]

I’ve see this every time it pops up and die laughing every time!!!

[@Faenwolf]

Had me at „cirque du soleil“ 😂

[@jenniferbaldini3527]

RedKnarf: "Had me at Cirque de Soleil"...and his effortless 'acrobatic' delivery! 🤸‍♂️ 😅

[@Extremesports49]

“ We have sensors and a camera in the vehicle, but of course I couldn’t mention that in the heat of the moment or else I’d be sleeping outside.” 😂😂

[@stephanie_leah]

His jokes plus the dry humor and his animations are absolutely hysterical. And his whispers, omg. lmao. Impressions of his father's face gets me too 😭😭

[@Polyester_Avalanche]

It's funny that he chooses a corded mic. It's part of his style to whip that thing around.

[@Mortthemoose]

Do you know, I never even noticed that!! That is weird! Lol

[@seeballgetball937]

Better sound and more reliable

[@JamalJSmart]

Yeah it’s for safety. That would suck if the wireless connection went out in front of thousands.

[@christopherwilliams8423]

Didn’t catch that, thanks.

[@mynorj1939]

I heard there is a delay with a wireless microphone, or maybe he just like corded

[@garageofhorror5068]

Just spitballing 20-21 grand but don’t quote me on that 😭😭

[@callmeishmael4659]

I can just see him sitting there in the kitchen table acquiescing to his wife and thinking the entire time "kill me now" while he nods along, saying, "if it's a graze, I'll just buff it out. It's just a graze..."

[@gerard0l6569]

this guy is hilarious!!! LOVE his material

[@olliet8033]

I love hearing stories of Italian American home life so funny omg

[@carolbenson6524]

Me and my family were also yellers... many Italians are!!🤣😄 Laughing out loud tonight !

[@libertygiveme1987]

Poor Sebastian. That's just what Italians do; they're very EMOTIONAL PEOPLE!!!!😊

[@charlesmartin7347]

My wife hit a YELLOW fuel island pole (5) time's in a row in a Toyota Corolla so I said maybe it's to low of a car . So we bought her a Jeep Compass and she hit another pole right in front of her. So I said it just put a fist size dent in the bumper. And all of my friends say hey you know you can heat that up with this or that and it pops right out . I'm thinking yeah I know but my wife needs to see that dent every time she drives her Jeep Compass so just maybe she'll stop being a bully to these innocent YELLOW poles .

[@PikaChu-eb9qi]

How do you heat a dent out? Never heard of that

[@takvacs]

@@PikaChu-eb9qi ideally with a little bit of warm water on it the material kind of expands outwards and becomes more 'giving'

[@PikaChu-eb9qi]

@@takvacs I didn't know that,thanks

[@TonyScarcia]

😂😂😂.

[@whyyeseyec]

@@PikaChu-eb9qi - Ask Frankie at the Body Shop. I bet he knows...

[@nwsurfrider]

Starting at 5:05 just kills me, the delivery, everything. Hysterical.

[@kingstorm7188]

Side swipe by a semi 😂😂😂😂😂 wife said caruba wax should do the job 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dianadambrosio1]

Hmmm… sounds like a happy marriage lol Sebastian you are one of our funniest comedians in the last decade, or more. Thank you for being committed to your craft - it shows in every performance and delivery You have made me, my family and obviously so many truly LAUGH OUT LOUD. We need this now probably more than ever 😘🙏😁🤣

[@nealwilliams3255]

“Can’t get you nothing nice” 🤣🤣🤣

[@janettefrazier7241]

We’ve all been there that’s why it’s so freaking hilarious!!!😆😆😆

[@TommyGadd]

“I don’t know who I am anymore” just kills me. It’s all so true and accurate.

[@leanthom4825]

That skit made him more money than the accident cost him I’m sure. He should be thanking her!

[@TheBluesnbob]

never reward bad behavior!

[@e.l.norton]

Yeah, and she'll get at least half that in the divorce. They only cost you money.

[@majorramsey3k]

I'm sure it made him more than $9.

[@learntospellpeople]

@@e.l.norton And right on time. The lonely incel misogynist gives folk his zero cents. 🙄

[@e.l.norton]

@@learntospellpeople Coming from people like you, that's a badge of honor. And, as usual your wit is as dull as your intellect. Nice try, Sweet Pea.

[@CaraDees]

Sebastian Maniscalco!!!!!!!!! LOVE this guy! So damn funny. Bow and Arrow joke 100/10 lmfao.

[@lesleymcraw9759]

My favorite comedian ever !! Saw him on family feud it'd on KZbin with his wife - Beautiful couple.. Stunning couple !! Perfect for each other 🧡

[@AlanJOHNSTONE-u1w]

My wife calls this a graze, I can’t open the door!!!😂😂😂😂

[@AliceInPantera]

I’m so glad I just discovered this guy. I’m dying over here

[@cutter2288]

U have a LOT of laughs in ur future watching all of his specials. Absolutely hilarious, this guy

[@Kristalaurene]

Keep watching his older stuff is even better

[@mariogallego5513]

Right? I never really saw his standup, but this is the third video clip in a row I've seen and I was cracking up on each one lol

[@alexforce9]

Thats some great storytelling man. Its sooooooo simple story - but told like this is amazing.

[@Bornelvibe]

I laugh so hard this. So relatable. Sebastian is so funny he's just hilarious, the facial expressions etc 😅

[@franmagee1070]

how could anyone in their right mind not think this was hysterical?!

[@famfeld]

This guy is hilarious. I am just discovering him now. Facial expressions, gestures, voices.... lolol

[@lauramalek3128]

"Just spitballin' here, but 20, 21 grand....no. That'd be a new car first, screw that.

[@MrEarnbud]

Sebastian is one of the best, can relate to some of his stories, love this. Hope to see him live.

[@megatfarid4679]

Brilliant! Stereotyping all walks of life on a lighter tone, cuts deep but it’s true. Love his work! Cant stop laughing

[@frankm8533]

His family was definitely mine 😂

[@LancelotLink1]

Same

[@DeniseWilliams-t1x]

Mine too😊

[@virginiaalfonso325]

I love him ! He is so funny I grew up with guys like him . Only he is an intelect and saw the humor in that crazy behavior😂😂❤

[@hrujulshah9430]

He looks like Ben stiller, especially when he yells😂

[@mondogecko3279]

He sounds like Adam Sandler when he yells

[@whyyeseyec]

@@mondogecko3279 - He does! I never caught that before!

[@elveszettszikla]

And Ben Stiller looks like Tom Cruise from the side

[@MichaelHplus]

Ben Stiller, Sebastian and Sam Harris should do a show together.

[@ThePortal101]

@@MichaelHplus as a Sam Harris fan that had me cracking up😆🤣

[@spiritualempress6691]

Lol I grew up with yelling but I was a lot like his wife. Always laughing and smiling no matter what. “Why is everyone talking like this because it’s uncalled for”. Drove my family nuts lol She sounds like a saint ❤

[@christinaalexander1111]

I can re-watch over and over ..and I still laugh like it’s the first time I’ve ever seen it👏😀

[@nikkicastelline]

Love this guy! Funny! Hilarious! Made me almost piss my pants! The expressions on his face are on top! Love it!!! ❤

[@parispoet]

I LOVE when he does the yelling or when he does the voice of "today's parents" voice...I can't!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hotshoe1958]

I absolutely love his bit about having company over I haven’t laughed to tears in a long time at any comedian here on YT.😂

[@54GARYBOY]

One of the best comedians I have ever seen -a guaranteed laugh fest every time! Thats just on videos because now its near impossible to get tickets to see him.

[@fatwalletboy2]

This guy is at the top of his game.the accents the delivery the body lsnguage the observations.. just so funny.

[@raymuniz113]

Sebastian is just a comical genius m. Swear to God! I’m cracking up here!

[@colossalbigfoot256]

You should throw in “you got insuranceeee” then a look of estatic joy when you say yes. Lol

[@Sitharos]

Me: “It’s just a graze.” My Dad: “No dumbass, the car’s totaled, you’re done driving. Give me your license and keys, you’re taking the bus for the rest of the summer. Also I’m garnishing your wages until it’s paid for.” 20 years later I’ve never had an accident since.

[@NBT131313]

I love this guy, his delivery is amazing.

[@rxwm21]

Guess who walking this summer... 😅

[@alextaylor8776]

I had my bumper on my 2018 Mazda CX-5 replaced recently by a body shop. A new bumper is about $500. The bill came to over $3000, good thing insurance paid and my $500 deductible was also covered so it didn’t cost me a cent but 3 grand for a bumper, that’s insane.

[@angelasantucci7483]

His humor is freaking hilarious. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Keziah2447178]

Youre a bot

[@isaac_bear]

His hilarity is freaking humorous

[@originalunoriginal4055]

His outfit and particularly his leather jacket is just 👍👍👍👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥

[@heidiwalker7123]

I've watched this so many times and crack up every time ! My husband was on a first name basis with the body work guys thanks to me lol

[@SY80s_]

Dying over here 😭😭😭😭😭😭