Sebastian Maniscalco - Kids (What's Wrong With People?)

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[@lebarre1000]

“ whatever your kid does....nobody cares...” TRUTH✊🏻

[@petegregory517]

Wish I could give your reply a ba-zillion 👍.

[@landrewmackinnon4888]

True true. I feel that way in general about people. So thanks for catching my attention.

[@totallyfrozen]

Years ago, I was a radio DJ at a station where one of the morning show guys’ wife had a daughter. EVERY SINGLE MORNING this jerk would get on-air and tell the whole damned city what his baby had done. This went on for 2 years! OMG! I just wanted to tell him, “nobody gives a damn what YOUR kid does!” Just like nobody cares about my little story here. 🤷🏻‍♂️😆

[@mattway18]

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[@Worick_]

@@totallyfrozen You have the sense to tell a story once. That other guy drained it lol

[@MzMary801]

"If your kid can fly from my backyard to the front yard, yea, I might want to see that." Lol

[@elizabethmills1286]

Lol!😅

[@pamelasmith6221]

Best line ever!! 🙌🏻

[@cookiesims2194]

Lmbo!!!

[@tonyubertaccio4257]

I KNOW RIGHT?? 😂 LOL 😂

[@tonyubertaccio4257]

M V .. I would love to see that to you know what I mean LOL that would be some funny shit

[@michaellowell5341]

as a coach, I couldn't wait to see how he portrayed the parents. Sebastian you are the greatest!

[@jcbulldog533]

He's right in the money!! I know my husband coached both my son's soccer teams all through elementary school..Trust me we heard every excuse under the sun

[@jeffjordan8836]

As a player I couldn’t wait to see that, because I have heard it all from, do you know how much I pay you? To I’m going to have you fired If my Bobby is not in the game in the next shift, and no one on the team wanted to be lined up with that person, because he sucked sooo bad.

[@stephj9378]

As a retired educator, no children, Sebastian really nails them!

[@DanielleDM234]

You’re right. Too many activities. Parents living vicariously through their kids

[@rudeboymon3177]

"Why the hell would I wanna do that?" I get it now after 12 years as a dad 😆

[@JM-eg6yx]

Lol is it worth it though??

[@sangwaraumo]

@@JM-eg6yx It's not for everyone. These runts need constant attention and they're the greatest source of worry. Pretty interesting seeing the day to day of someone growing up though, puts some perspective on your own experience.

[@cjm7764]

It gets worse

[@justaninja1]

That's exactly why I DON'T want to do that. 😂

[@Turco949]

They were considered "bad investment" by financial experts. There is also a good chance if you, as a parent, get re-married, your kids will become a legal headache if there is a worthy inheritance. This is actually so common, it is sickening.

[@spconrad9612]

That's the truth. If everyone is special, no one is. 🙂 --Tim Hawkins

[@jeffreyjewell75]

Wealth is the same way. If we were all rich we would all be poor !

[@OfficialAbass]

well actually everyone's special lol

[@simplyphenomenal695]

Who?

[@JenniferoftheSea]

TH. Another incredibly funny and incredibly talented comedian. Miss him!

[@brittrugg2676]

George Carlin said that too

[@SK-bk3yh]

"Because he stinks. Thats why we got a bench" Lollllllllllll!

[@anthonyiadarola1201]

This entire skit is awesome

[@aziaprince797]

"Why in the hell would I do that?" Lol

[@jacquelinelopez929]

I wonder what Sebastian thinks about that now..lol,😂😂😂

[@angelwild9145]

Oh I totally agree!! 👍✌️😂

[@whiterabbit4606]

"Pick one thing for the kid to do." Amen, Sebastian.

[@mherrero22]

His humor is great. And his delivery spot on. The parents argument with the coach so true😂

[@donnadepascale15]

Sebastian is so funny no matter what he is talking about. He always has to me to just about tears of laughter. Love him.

[@jeffjordan8836]

Yup.

[@albertavery9165]

"That's why we got a bench" Walter Mathieu. Bad news bears!!!

[@debradowling800]

Loved that movie.

[@albertavery9165]

Thank you!

[@lauramalek3128]

Between that reference and Sebastian's eye roll just as he says " BENCH!"...classic!

[@jcbulldog533]

Great Movie,Walter was prefect for that role

[@statenisland5743]

Haaaaaaaa ye! Sooo funny

[@edhill8341]

Once I coached my sons on a sports team...riding home from a particularly bad game, they asked “How did we do today?” I asked if they wanted to know the truth. Yes. “You stunk today!” They knew they had an honest dad, because they agreed they played pretty badly...BUT they learned that it was not because they didn’t “win” but because they did not deliver what they both knew they were able to do, they let themselves down (so did the other players) and it was a building block moment to “ man-up” and play their best with a good attitude win or lose next time. They both turned out to be solid citizens.

[@feliciagallo9832]

We need more of you. 👍🏼

[@vergespierre4271]

exactly

[@SK-bk3yh]

"Don't we have any dumb kids anymore" just obnoxious parents who shouldn't procreate.

[@Frejborg]

That's very arrogant.

[@Didyourmomtwice]

So your parents, right?

[@Initwithlove]

@@Frejborgit’s the truth!

[@Initwithlove]

⁠@@Didyourmomtwice what does that have to do with anything?

[@Supportfreespeech]

Totally. For nearly 20 years working in residential group homes with teenagers because parents who are supposed to be adults couldn’t get their shit together and raise their child. It’s mind blowing that we had to create a job to be surrogate parents for those who won’t. People after asking me what I did for a living people would actually tell me I’m noble which always blew my mind 🤯I never saw it that way, it wasn’t noble. It’s called stepping up to the plate.

[@margogarrison2526]

😂😂😂😂!!! So funny, but true too. We're hurting kids by making them feel so damn "unique!". Like that's the only thing that's acceptable and the kids ARE exhausted. The coach part kills me!

[@tristanw7981]

I am one of the kids that he is talking about and yes I don't see parents criticizing us as much as they should. I may be in honors and ap classes but that don't mean I am smart it just means I can recognize patterns. I feel like if my generation was criticized more we would grow more. Its like feeding a plant lemonade instead of water. Sure there is some water in lemonade so it will grow a little (giving only positive feedback means we keep doing what we are doing) giving it water (negative feedback so we can improve) will help the plant (us) I am sorry for the rant but I needed to say this and I felt like this needed to be heard. Have a nice day everyone.

[@SlapShotRegatta22]

Right on man. Well put.

[@dawnrodriguez5261]

Applause applause. Thanks for the rant. I thought it was excellent.

[@KingNaoya]

AP classes are totally OVERRATED, My senior year of highschool I saw my friends that were in AP classes stressed out and exhausted EVERY day at school while i was on my way to my 4th hour gym class 😂

[@tristanw7981]

@@KingNaoya To be honest I took them to save my parents and myself money. I would take paying 100 for a test over paying for a class in college. I also dispise the class but it will save money so...

[@tristanw7981]

@@user-ht9oc7gw1f firstly I am sorry to hear that and I am very proud that you are here and are pushing through. I believe in you. I was the same way. Not as bad but I did not take the criticism well at first but then I just took it as a way to get better. After that I was on track. I do not know the hardships that you went through and I am not about to discredit them. Thank you for the new perspective and now I realize that I am very very fortunate to be where I am from this criticism. Thank you and I know that you can get though this.

[@Non-Serviam300]

“I don’t give a shit.” My response to most things. Lol

[@cleander97]

🤪😄🤣😂. As a soccer coach I should say this is very true and hilarious 🤣

[@bigbluegpr]

I say this all the time - Your kids are amazing.........to YOU. Not to everybody else. And by the way - I've raised 8 of them!

[@NotSoLiberal]

Wouldn’t it be nice living in a society where people appreciate other people’s kids? It takes a village

[@bigbluegpr]

@@NotSoLiberal I do appreciate other peoples kids - never said that I didn't! I'm simply saying that while your kids may be amazing to you, they aren't as amazing to anyone else. They are amazing to you because they're yours.

[@sdadev4845]

How the hell did you do that

[@latarnickboston]

Congratulations, Mom!

[@DigitalLogos]

@@NotSoLiberal I appreciate our friend's kid. Mine are brats in comparison.

[@keithpedro7549]

This dude just helped humanity by smacking reality back into hopefully another generation

[@werquantum]

I can watch this clip over and over and I still laugh as hard as the the first time.

[@jcbulldog533]

I know he's just telling true stories with embellishments & they're hilarious. We can all relate as well

[@goldenera4ever]

What's ironic is you just know the types of parents he's talking about are watching this and laughing their asses off thinking, "yeah, I hate those kind of people".

[@sandman4663]

Sebastian is hands down my favorite comedian. He is the only comedian who ALWAYS makes me laugh in every single one of his shows and specials. He is very relatable hahaha

[@vincentkingsdale8334]

And never had to cuss!!!

[@sandman4663]

@@vincentkingsdale8334He cusses a bit, though personally I have no issues with swearing/strong language. edit for tone adjustment

[@vincentkingsdale8334]

@sandman4663 no need to get upset with my comment. For most of what I have seen, he is pretty clean. I never said I was opposed to cussing. Take care.

[@sandman4663]

@@vincentkingsdale8334 I am sorry, my comment sounded hostile when I genuinely did not mean to come off as such, apologies

[@vincentkingsdale8334]

@sandman4663 well, thank you for that. Always hard to ascertain tone with text/email, lol.

[@melissaszarka5718]

The Gibsons’ child stinks.... hilarious!

[@andrewcavalier5672]

Watching him reminds me that honesty has no place in today's world. Nobody wants to hear the truth, it makes it hard to continue lying to themselves.

[@DavidSmith-by3is]

This applies to everything and it’s fucking sad

[@dylanhealy8126]

That’s how you know who you’re true friends are. They’ll be honest with you about your appearance, behavior, etc. Meanwhile fake people are just gonna lie so as not to offend you. The truth hurts sometimes, but things that hurt teaches you the best lessons, it’s called “learning the hard way,” like Kids who touch a stove and get burned, they instantly learn not to do that again lol

[@obihieleuchendu8243]

About 1:32 Sebastian, she's so advanced 🤣😹 The facial expression in that very statement had me dying

[@tjsullivan5119]

This guys delivery is off the charts, just a flat out funny guy!

[@parists5455]

That's why Sebastian is the GOAT of stand up comedy for me. His material is perfectly delivered, very funny and also very didactic, as it exposes and sheds light to things that are wrong in society with the hope of people realising and fixing them. That has been the main role of comedians even back from ancient Greece where comedy (Greek word) started. It's easier to always swear or make the clown to gain laughs from the audience but Sebastian took another route which makes him the undisputed goat for me, given that he is also genuinely funny, charismatic in physical comedy too and very consistent throughout the years as he almost always delivers perfectly his material which he seems to know and have worked on, very well! Bravo!

[@Didyourmomtwice]

That's why your brain is less efficient than everyone else.

[@michaelharrison3602]

So many stars today because their mum wanted to be famous but never made it

[@ArizonaGunsDave]

This is so funny and yet so true. I used to coach 2 to 6 year old kids in soccer and as a coach, I know kids that small are a bundle of energy so before we began practice, I would pick a tree off in the distance and I would say, "Okay kids, when I say Go, run around that tree and come back." At that point, some dad pulls his kid aside and says, "If you don't win this race, we ain't getting ice cream!" I looked at the dad and said, "Really? This isn't even a race, it's to get their blood and heart rate going so we can practice!"

[@jasoncross1474]

That’s very relatable

[@vincentkingsdale8334]

There's always 1

[@ingridarlington5745]

Omg! That was my Daughter. We would go watch her play Basketball, on the 'bench'! Finally, Coach got her out there, and she looked so lost. He had to hollar at her to Go There! Move! This way! He took her out 5 minutes later. We changed her last name to Smith. LOL. (JK).

[@JD-zd8tm]

"we changed her last name to Smith"🤣🤣🤣

[@pauladavis506]

"Why in the hell would I do that?" RAOTF!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@davedecker1725]

Cuz he stinks, that's why we have a bench 😆😆

[@petegregory517]

but they’ll still get a trophy.

[@davedecker1725]

9th place, huh Focker? I didn't know they even had a 9th place

[@jcbulldog533]

Trust me my husband coached my 2 boy's (who are now Adults)all 8 year's of elementary school & he had several parents approach him to find out why Timmy wasn't playing??!! Truth is they were horrible & my husband said he wants them to win!! Mind you these were the kids who barely went to practice & obviously needed it the most.. The other other thing they always showed up late to games not their fault it was their irresponsible parents that made them late. By that time rooster was already made & the nerve if the parents to still Bitch!! Mind you these coaches strictly volunteer

[@mondo6725]

I laugh so hard watching these short clips that I have tears rolling down my face. I don't know if I could sit through a live performance, I would freakn lose it.

[@AliciaNyblade]

"Once you have one of your own, it's not about you anymore, it's about them." ". . . Why the hell would I want to do that?" PREACH! These conversations are even more awkward for women. When I tell people that I'm not ruling out the possibility of having kids, since you never know what life will bring, but that I'd also be perfectly happy being a mom to just my art and pets, some respond with genuinely shocked reactions.

[@whiterabbit4606]

I love this guy's comedy. Easily one of the top comedians working today.

[@suhaskhamgaonkar6322]

The guy is brutally honest. I love that about him. 👍👍👍

[@usasstar]

He’s really honest 💯

[@Stratton218]

two ways to build abs: go to the gym or watch sebastians clips

[@edunlap6594]

Because you're laughing so hard you keep creasing over and over!🤣🤣🤣

[@rt1110]

Exactly

[@beckyb3962]

Truly

[@kylemc8851]

Lol

[@JenniferoftheSea]

Lol. Well done!

[@Gavriel-og6jv]

2:05 I would imprint that sentence on every American parent's mind.

[@debragarner4884]

How do you feel now about the kids! Youv'e great and talented children. Plus you're a great dad!

[@JasonFerreira]

“We’re the Gibsons” Haha

[@shem6868]

"We're the Gibsons"..*that smile

[@shawnp4155]

I'd love to share this but would offend 90% of my family and friends!😂

[@mcpuffenstuff6213]

Same, but it would be so fun to see their reactions to this comical genius 🤣

[@lynskyrd]

then by all means... SHARE! I love offending my 'know it all sisters'... it's just FUN.

[@docusearch6284]

Oh! And you are really worried about that!

[@obihieleuchendu8243]

Lol it's so politically incorrect but I love it

[@garageofhorror5068]

Hi were the Gibson’s lmao never gets old

[@Ibzyas]

1:43 “I don’t give a shit” 🤣🤣🤣

[@mariaguermoudi461]

Sebastian! You are my favorite! Love your humor!!!!👍

[@Anmay-2020]

" we don't have any dump kids anymore ? " oh my gosh I can't stop laughing each time I see that

[@fernandosalas8589]

Yea my parents were the same way they would say "well he ain't doing good in school he doesn't study and doesn't eat we even had to take him to the doctor to know why he wouldn't eat". They would tell this to my aunts,friends etc it was awefull.

[@ceer9141]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣😢 I bet you eat now!

[@fernandosalas8589]

@@ceer9141 Yup. But true story it was depressing

[@Beachandpool]

My grandma said of her great grandson---Idk what he's gonna be good for, maybe a janitor job....🤣🤣🤣

[@fernandosalas8589]

@@Beachandpool a more nice term is custodian. When I was in JHS in the 80s the custodian made more than the teachers and some teachers complained that they went to college and they didn't. But it's a big school a huge responsibility to keep the school spotless. I even knew the guy and he had a better vehicle than most teachers and some teachers were dropped of or took train. Janitors make good money grandma would be happy for you if you bring her some money. I think he made more than 50k/yr he's probably dead now but happy dead.

[@Beachandpool]

@@fernandosalas8589 interesting story...

[@NineballChris]

Why is it when parents talk about their kids they are like "Yes. We have two beautiful children." Not every child is beautiful lol. As long as they are doing good in the world then who cares how beautiful they are. :)

[@rahulgangolli4130]

This guy is amazing...I can watch these clips over and over

[@g-broccoli]

“Hi were the Gibsons!” I laughed my head off!

[@omegamcguffin8613]

The delivery of “it’s why we got a bench” destroyed me! 😂

[@cats2537]

My child is a nightmare and I fully admit it. I do the best I can for her. I can't stand parents who fawn over their kids like they were delivered by God himself.

[@jcbulldog533]

At least your very honest. I also had a problem child & still to this day a 36 year old problem Adult.. My 30 year old son easy & never any problems nor drama!!! They're like night & day I could write a book of all the things my 36 year old put me through

[@kathymyers7279]

They were. Or there would be ....no people.

[@MasteringHow-To]

I was such an asshole as a kid. Now I treat my mom totally different. Trying to make up for the hell I put her through.

[@luv2cook.]

@@MasteringHow-To awww 🥰

[@DxModel219]

lol I joked to an attendance that my 5 year old got smarter when he bunked his head on their door… and she was so appalled HAHHAHHA

[@shewolf871]

When you have kids it’s no longer about you it’s all about them so true which is exactly why I don’t wanna do it

[@lukewarmwater5320]

Same, relatives for xmas dinner "Go play in the basement", bbq's "Go play in the river", thanksgiving "Go play in the woods"...and then yell for us when it got dark out.

[@robertward8130]

My grandpa told me to "go play in traffic"

[@josephciampa550]

Old School !!! As it should be !!! Thank You Sebastian for your honesty !!! My Father, God Rest His Soul, lived to be 100, an Old School Italian from Naples, Italy !! A hard working Man and an Amazing Father; he did not even know what school that I attended !!!! Semper Fi.

[@Mandrake591]

So perfect! Every kid is so precious and "permanently unique." Have they run out of names yet? ; p

[@languay1]

I'm a teacher and I'm still seeing new names every year.

[@tammytinhorn-fz6jj]

Love him..he tells it like it is.

[@balancebreaker1561]

"coach, coach, wanna come here?" lmao

[@kwajotube]

This man is UNDERRATED!!!🤣😂🤣😂

[@bonniedeibel1546]

His humor is usually the truth about real life!

[@lewistasso8866]

Sebastian has to do a spot about how today's fathers are turning into their teenage daughters.

[@jeffreyjewell75]

Bahahaha sick but true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SunnySummer777]

Omg yes!!! So true!!👏

[@Hygelac1000]

True. They start adopting their young daughters' politics now. It's pathetic.

[@lewistasso8866]

I know of people who grew up listening to classic rock of the 60s, 70s, and 80s. They had kids and now they listen to Billie Eilish and Taylor Swift. Yes, they have turned into their daughters. A big salute out there to those rare youngsters that listen to classic rock and country.

[@nolanfinn1778]

@@lewistasso8866 I'm 13 and I listen to classic rock

[@RashtaEinthisB]

2:55 the whisper LOL

[@justintyme4690]

My cousins are the Gibsons 🤣 I enjoyed this twice as much now

[@scottyp2505]

I’m in my late 20’ s so I don’t know too many people with kids but the ones I do they all do the same thing. “They are so advanced and intelligent for their age”

[@rex-racer]

I don’t know what he’s talking about. My kids _are_ superstar genius prodigies. Can’t you see that? 😉

[@tenzinrigdol5936]

I got that a little late🤣

[@ericsnyder6837]

I know your brother is.

[@rex-racer]

@@ericsnyder6837 copy that. Go Speed.

[@latarnickboston]

Haha, and they don't stink, I bet:)

[@katherinemooney4396]

I grew up in the 60’s and that’s the way are parents treated us! We laugh at it now!

[@dylanhealy8126]

“Show the face you make!” “I don’t give shit”

[@whitelion1111]

Hey my italian old man told strangers in front of us kids we're idiots, jokers, he was actually right

[@lewistasso8866]

Hahahahaha!!! I used to be called "cucumber head" in Calabrian dialect if I didn't do something right in front of my father.

[@whitelion1111]

@@lewistasso8866 he also called me ciuccio "jackass" quite a bit

[@lewistasso8866]

@@whitelion1111 Yup! Got that one too!

[@whitelion1111]

@@michigan1085hopefully not in a slandering way

[@whitelion1111]

@@michigan1085 well that's good, my mother used to call me cornutto "horned" meaning crazy or stupid, slang in italian, but I didn't get offended, she was a good mother, and still is

[@briwilton4343]

🙏 thank you so much for the laughs. Really needed it right now 😔 311💜

[@omgitsclinton]

Then if another person starts talking about their own kid the other parent doesn't want to hear it. They throw in a short "oh yeah? That's great". Even though they just spent 30 mins talking about how Jimmy plays 20 sports and plays the piano and he's only five.

[@tootcliff]

Best bit ever - 100% spot on. Brilliant.

[@solidduce3866]

This so true 😂 and funny

[@77D777]

Lol so spot on. Your kids are just gonna grow up and be a another in the way person looking up at stuff while you walking down the side walk as Bill Burr says 😂

[@midnighttheumbreon8857]

My parents were honest about me too they legit were like “yeah idk what the hell’s wrong with her. Somethings off with this kid. She doesnt socialize or anything she just keeps to herself.” 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@juliemackenzie1978]

LOL! Helicopter parents! 🤣😂👍

[@pattimclure2235]

You make my day !!! 🤣 thanks for the laughs.

[@ivandaniels5021]

WOW ♥️♥️ YOUR PHOTO IS SO BEAUTIFUL ♥️ HELLO BEAUTY IM IVAN HOW DO YOU DO CAN WE CHAT ? ♥️

[@tristanw7981]

@@ivandaniels5021 chill bro

[@yossischwarz1042]

“That’s why we got a bench”

[@janiethomasson8262]

Glad to find someone who thinks the way I do.

[@troyotapreuis6020]

🤣🤣why are his jokes everything I think…..every day, with everybody. 😂

[@elainecroteau9183]

My friends got married earlier than I did and had their kids earlier too, and have grandchildren...When they would brag/show me pictures of their kids/grandchildren I had to "endure" the "progression etc...Now that I have a 1 month old granddaughter to finally "brag about/show them her pictures" they could care less!!!! Sheesh!!

[@LaLadybug2011]

Sebastian, now you've got kids you know the secret: you can think your kids are fantastic AND raise them you were raised-to be respectful and behave! I bet you are an awesome daddy! Make those kids mind-look how how great you turned out! Thanks again for laughing us through this damn pandemic!

[@Illumirage]

the delivery on "hi we're the gibsons" always gets me, LOLOL

[@simonmadi1177]

My friend did that about his son. Telling me how wonderful and handsome his child is. It got so annoying that I would tell him to stop. And another thing that gets me is when a couple says we're pregnant, that sounds so stupid,it's beyond me.

[@Eugenepanels]

Society is cruel To the weak Minded

[@Heavenzvoice]

I have a girlfriend who happens to have attractive kids but I get so sick of her sending me photos of them daily. One day I just snapped and told her you know you’re not the only person with a good looking child. Give it a rest.

[@jcbulldog533]

@@Heavenzvoice Good for you.. Your right it gets old quick

[@sahej6939]

Skip the kids, plz

[@susanmulvey6311]

Oh I know!! 😡 We’re pregnant………no your wife is pregnant! Period, end of story!!

[@mrabrasive51]

And now that he has one he talks about it in his act..never saw that before!

[@michaelharrison3602]

All living things reproduce there's nothing miraculous about something that happens a million times a day

[@Stellaperez658]

Love this!!! Love Sebastian!! Love his talent!!!

[@GeorgideMarne]

He looks like a crazy uncle of mine, it's striking 🤣🤣. Romanian over here 🇹🇩

[@pixsilvb9638]

"...'cause he stinks! That's why we got a bennchhh" 🤣🤣🤣

[@leonardoromero8]

The kid jumping over the house is a monster joke.

[@stephenjstclair]

Holding down the bench is critical. Its a commitment.

[@patricemarie2960]

Pong in the basement doesn't cut the mustard today? There's no frying in baby oil! 🙃👍😝

[@agentmay0]

Almost everyone watching: "Omg! 😱 he doesn't wanna have kids just like me, so relatable. 😂" Me watching knowing he has kids: uhhh.. about that 👉👈👀

[@MrRalfie23]

This one sorta cured my mental health 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@Giggiyygoo]

Got snipped at 32 years old with no kids, and never looked back. It's all about me.

[@texasboy1457]

Giggity

[@angelwild9145]

Good for you! ✌️👍😂

[@alexisosofsky7137]

Good for you! I love my son but, having kids is NOT what its cracked up to be.

[@jcbulldog533]

Excellent choice & it's your choice above all no one else's... Kids come with lots of responsibilities some people don't want that,not mention costly to raise them as well some people that have shouldn't have them if they can't afford to care for them

[@SportZFan4L1fe]

So what. You think you're Fantastic or something?

[@somerset6646]

It's true. Parents today have to make their kids feel they are so special and unique. And then when the kids grow up they have to deal with the disappointment of finding out they're not all that.

[@pokerKKcrushr]

Man we needed the last 30 seconds of that bit where He plays basketball and his dad takes him off the court.

[@natevm7888]

I don't even know where to begin is just so funny🤣🤣 Parents that are so obsessed with their kids in after-school sports bench warmed...."cause he stinks..." Bahaha 🤣

[@consciousobserver629]

"What are you doing the kid's EXHAUSTED" yes

[@dianediana6920]

Sebastian you are a cure to a bad day!!!😂. You are the greatest!!!!!!!! 🥰🤣🇮🇹

[@eucme9716]

KIDS ARE NOT FOR EVERONE. I'm with you Sebastian. Im 53, my wife is 43, been married 15 years and we have no kids and are loving our freedom. I was a brat growing up, my brother was a brat, I watched my friends annoy the crap out of their parents and today I see nothing but a bunch of spoon fed out of control kids with zero respect for their parents. I DO NOT need that shit in my life besides I'm all the kid I can handle anyway.