Sebastian Maniscalco - Italian Weddings (What's Wrong With People?)

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Sebastian Maniscalco

Sebastian Maniscalco

3 жыл бұрын

Italians Like Cash...
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@kurdforever8625
@kurdforever8625 3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how Middle Eastern weddings are, cash and a logbook 😂
@Syclone0044
@Syclone0044 3 жыл бұрын
@@klam77 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@smtuscany
@smtuscany 3 жыл бұрын
Mediterranean squad in action :)
@nextlevelbjj3083
@nextlevelbjj3083 3 жыл бұрын
@@klam77 pretty sure they would find out. Most people would say something about the 5$ even if jokingly. Then they would be like, what are you talking about?
@vond5829
@vond5829 3 жыл бұрын
Same in South East Asia
@brianious
@brianious 3 жыл бұрын
@@klam77 but then you'd have submitted $0 and they'll know from the guest list lol. unless you paid your own and then intentionally try to f up someone else xD
@matthewadams3438
@matthewadams3438 3 жыл бұрын
Now that Sears is out of businesses, maybe they should’ve taken the cash.
@kathy2trips
@kathy2trips 3 жыл бұрын
Their appliance stores are still around. I just bought a refrigerator from there.
@timjohns5354
@timjohns5354 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly like going to store with dad
@kathy2trips
@kathy2trips 3 жыл бұрын
@@timjohns5354 My last Kenmore refrigerator lasted 20 years.😄
@JeffreyGillespie
@JeffreyGillespie 3 жыл бұрын
ALWAYS take the cash
@yami564
@yami564 3 жыл бұрын
You are crazy 😝
@kathleenhofmann4057
@kathleenhofmann4057 3 жыл бұрын
THIS IS SO TRUE.. ...AND THE GRANDMA SITS ON THE CASH BAG. THEY GUARD IT WITH THEIR LIVES.....
@shmookins
@shmookins 3 жыл бұрын
No one can mess with grandma the watchdog! She's seen it all before!
@tommydrennan1765
@tommydrennan1765 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody needs to guard it nobody their would touch that bag it’s sacred. Plus the few shady individuals at table 33 are guests they took the night off lol jkjkjk Guys just a joke for those of u that don’t know
@blueiz1119
@blueiz1119 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@theisisreincarnate
@theisisreincarnate 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@DxModel219
@DxModel219 3 жыл бұрын
WOW didn’t know that. Thought only Chinese/Asians do this! awesome
@FACafe-pt9bd
@FACafe-pt9bd 3 жыл бұрын
Been married 17 years and we still have our black log book. 🇮🇹 ways are the way they are worldwide.
@mvr617
@mvr617 3 жыл бұрын
Married 14 years my mother in law has our log book...that includes communions, christenings, 1st birthday..etc etc...lmao🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
@FACafe-pt9bd
@FACafe-pt9bd 3 жыл бұрын
@@mvr617 that’s awesome. Gotta love that old school mentality from the old country. 🇮🇹
@M2C_mike
@M2C_mike 3 жыл бұрын
My parents have one to 🤣 but were Portuguese
@sociallyfungamer8125
@sociallyfungamer8125 3 жыл бұрын
Somali people might be the same as well 😂😂
@DavidoffDB9
@DavidoffDB9 3 жыл бұрын
What part of Italy do you come from?
@remyd8767
@remyd8767 3 жыл бұрын
lol Italians and Asians alike. Nobody wants a mismatching comforter or some pots and pans. Cash is so much better. it's actually useful.
@mvr617
@mvr617 3 жыл бұрын
100% agree...thats why you have wedding showers...the day of the wedding all you want to see your guest holding an envelope!!!
@JeanJacqueJaenJeux
@JeanJacqueJaenJeux 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the real difference is why italians say they want to pay with cash and try negotiate the price😂
@MikeDunn
@MikeDunn 3 жыл бұрын
Never got married, but I hate when people give gift cards. It's like cash but shittier.
@turtlenuggetz7895
@turtlenuggetz7895 3 жыл бұрын
cash is good but I would never turn down a nice cast iron pan
@ronbonora7872
@ronbonora7872 3 жыл бұрын
@@turtlenuggetz7895 give me the cassshhhh anytime!
@jimihendrixfan99
@jimihendrixfan99 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone likes cash. The Italians and Chinese are just sensible enough to gift something useful rather than useless gifts like toasters that no one actually wants 🤣
@mstyles2667
@mstyles2667 3 жыл бұрын
FACTS!
@leoyuanluo
@leoyuanluo 3 жыл бұрын
I’m chinese and I approve this message
@mstyles2667
@mstyles2667 3 жыл бұрын
@The Deathless Your racism is repulsive. Obviously Chinese let their cash go, they own this whole f*cking country.
@Poop_Scoop71
@Poop_Scoop71 3 жыл бұрын
Haha russians too!!
@udinamursona1064
@udinamursona1064 3 жыл бұрын
@The Deathless Chinese people have a thing call red pockets, given at Chinese new year, they're basically filled with money.
@terry-vq6ed
@terry-vq6ed 2 жыл бұрын
HE IS SO RIGHT ON!! ITALIANS CAN BE VERY CRITICAL ABOUT THE FOOD AT A WEDDING!!! HILARIOUS!!!!
@kamaareddy5632
@kamaareddy5632 Жыл бұрын
Italians and indians seem quite similar. Im liking the italians.
@BBAKER22
@BBAKER22 6 ай бұрын
Foolish
@matrix2297
@matrix2297 Жыл бұрын
I'm a second generation Australian with Italian immigrant grandparents and yet can vouch for the accuracy of this bit, right down to the broccoli band 😂
@luciabastonecalandriello3506
@luciabastonecalandriello3506 Жыл бұрын
Broccoli rabe!
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched all of his bits multiple times. They're so replayable.
@Michael.Virtus
@Michael.Virtus 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, tell me about it. I've watched them so many times I might start randomly wake up in the middle of the night start reciting them. Sebastian Maniscalco is my favorite comedian since I saw him the first moment in his first Jay Leno appearance (actress Glenn Close was the other guest). I am very happy for Sebastian's massive success, not only for him, but for the proof that I have a great taste. ;)
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 3 жыл бұрын
Especially the Chipoltay one
@Shaxzara
@Shaxzara 3 жыл бұрын
i have watched his Full 1hour shows multiple times this shit never gets old cracks me tf up everytime.
@biguprochester
@biguprochester 3 жыл бұрын
Jesse H. As I clicked on this for the umteenth time I thought to myself “careful, this could turn into a two three hour loop”
@josegabaldon6346
@josegabaldon6346 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, definitely.
@ugaais
@ugaais 8 ай бұрын
My Italian grandmother used to negotiate appliance prices at sears when I was a kid ….lol embarrassing but funny now..born in 1970 Grandma passed in 2018:at 93 miss her very much..amazing woman and grandmother
@jonyblum
@jonyblum Ай бұрын
My father does too!
@JayJayFromAZ
@JayJayFromAZ 3 жыл бұрын
Broccoli band....Had me rolling.
@gmar7836
@gmar7836 3 жыл бұрын
What is that?
@buckyfereke
@buckyfereke 2 жыл бұрын
@@gmar7836 Those thick rubber bands that grocery stores put around vegetables
@taxevader9454
@taxevader9454 2 жыл бұрын
Me too😭😭😭😭
@howyoudoin428
@howyoudoin428 3 жыл бұрын
Their isn’t a single reason the food at an Italian couples wedding should be bad
@Taylorkaraoke
@Taylorkaraoke 3 жыл бұрын
true, on the other hand, it's not difficult to find an extremely exigent italian when it comes to food quality. just saying
@tommydrennan1765
@tommydrennan1765 3 жыл бұрын
As it looks like you would know not bad to 🇺🇸 but not 💯 To 🇮🇹🇺🇸 Obviously Just a Joke Everybody in general needs to chill out and let Comedians do their job and tell jokes at end of the day it’s entertainment 😎🇮🇹🇺🇸💯
@howyoudoin428
@howyoudoin428 3 жыл бұрын
@@tommydrennan1765 yeah Ik i wasn’t being serious 😂
@gerardford9706
@gerardford9706 3 жыл бұрын
@@howyoudoin428 not bad. How you doin?
@cutencreepylola
@cutencreepylola 3 жыл бұрын
I think I have a couple of anecdotes to share that might change a little bit this view of yours😅. But perhaps it's because I'm italian🤷‍♀️...
@outofthesaddle823
@outofthesaddle823 Жыл бұрын
From an italian... This Is so true!!!! Everything he said 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mariannebowman6114
@mariannebowman6114 13 күн бұрын
Amen!
@ultimatecouponlady
@ultimatecouponlady 3 жыл бұрын
"...wad of cash with a broccoli band around it..." Lol! 🤣😂
@miriamhavard7621
@miriamhavard7621 3 жыл бұрын
☺️ totally relatable!!!!
@hermanstill8705
@hermanstill8705 3 жыл бұрын
It's actually a broccoli rabe band.
@marialewan6132
@marialewan6132 3 жыл бұрын
You give the “boost” to the oldest relative at the wedding, safekeeping
@ronbonora7872
@ronbonora7872 3 жыл бұрын
now many weddings have also paid security to watch over the "boosta" or in case thieves break into the weddding!
@Sadies-girl-Cin
@Sadies-girl-Cin 2 жыл бұрын
His facial expressions are so good!! Takes me away... laughing even for a few minutes 😂😂😂
@wnynyn
@wnynyn 3 жыл бұрын
We Chinese do cash too. My maid of honor carried a purse just to collect the cash for me. And counting the money the next day was almost better than sex, lol.
@tommydrennan1765
@tommydrennan1765 3 жыл бұрын
Come on it was the best part I have some Chinese friends they know how to Get it In is how we say stuff the envolope
@euphoricrain775
@euphoricrain775 3 жыл бұрын
@@tommydrennan1765 wtf? What r u trying to say?
@tommydrennan1765
@tommydrennan1765 3 жыл бұрын
@@euphoricrain775 that countin the money is the best part just kiddin around
@tommydrennan1765
@tommydrennan1765 3 жыл бұрын
@@euphoricrain775 like. Stuff the envolope with cash
@JimmyGambiniEsquire
@JimmyGambiniEsquire 3 жыл бұрын
Well either way if they're getting married I'd hope they're " Gettin it in" ! What's wrong with that now??
@switchunboxing
@switchunboxing 3 жыл бұрын
Italians bring KESHHHHH
@sanseb17
@sanseb17 2 ай бұрын
This man is hilarious, the body language,’the intonation the gestures....spot on natural born comedian
@DanetteSWhite
@DanetteSWhite 3 жыл бұрын
LOL can't get enough of Sebastian
@peltsone
@peltsone 3 жыл бұрын
Arent you the cutest commenter here? :)
@MiThreeSunz
@MiThreeSunz 3 жыл бұрын
As an Italian-Canadian, I so identified with the cash thing! 🤣
@ronbonora7872
@ronbonora7872 3 жыл бұрын
I agree. Phil. I love cash!
@MiThreeSunz
@MiThreeSunz 3 жыл бұрын
@@ronbonora7872 who doesn’t?! Lol
@starrfishhill
@starrfishhill 3 жыл бұрын
@@MiThreeSunz u r 2 cute!!
@banibalyonadam5371
@banibalyonadam5371 3 жыл бұрын
I am assyrian and we do it EXACTLY the same way with wedding gifts! 😆😆😆🏆
@trishtrish999
@trishtrish999 3 жыл бұрын
...'a satin bag that says cash in diamonds'.. 😆😂
@gsmith207
@gsmith207 3 жыл бұрын
After 30 years of marriage I had no idea my wife knew who you were. I was watching a KZbin vid of you the other day laughing my ass off and she said “Oh my God is that Sebastian? I love him!” I realized at that moment my man speaks the truth! Thank you!
@melissaszarka5718
@melissaszarka5718 3 жыл бұрын
His dad wanted to negotiate a price in Sears! This is not a flea market!
@missmadelinesadventures3278
@missmadelinesadventures3278 3 жыл бұрын
I've renegotiate at many large stores. Nothing is a final price;)
@missmadelinesadventures3278
@missmadelinesadventures3278 3 жыл бұрын
@@klam77 this only works in real time. Face to face;) lol
@dabelli3818
@dabelli3818 3 жыл бұрын
@@klam77 yeah, but if you are making a big buy, you get a big discount. That's how it works, I mean, look, you buy a refrigerator and a washing machine, the total would be 2370 (random number, I don't know how much) "Yeah, let's round it, let's do 2000" And he is gonna say no, we can't blah blah, and you gonna say "I've got cash" and at the end, you'll pay 2100 or 2200, you know, at least that's how it works here down in Italy, I don't know about America
@klam77
@klam77 3 жыл бұрын
@@dabelli3818 in America, the big stores present you "THE price". Customers close their minds to pricing. Big corporation is king.
@ronbonora7872
@ronbonora7872 3 жыл бұрын
everything is negotiable! LOL....by Sears and goes down the street and get the same appliance at a discount from somewhere else. In Canada, Sears is now non existent, bye Sears, should have taken the cash! LOL
@MugethiGitau
@MugethiGitau 3 жыл бұрын
That's how we do it in Kenya too. Cash in an envelope 😃😆
@davidwestcott3383
@davidwestcott3383 3 жыл бұрын
Did you say cash & an Antelope? :)
@bernieudo4399
@bernieudo4399 3 жыл бұрын
Wherever you are--cash is King! 💵
@jewellweedman8382
@jewellweedman8382 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidwestcott3383 😂😂🤩😂😂
@user-zy9yg2eu5t
@user-zy9yg2eu5t 3 жыл бұрын
Kenyan Cash 😂😂😂 That is not a gift. Give them beans or something useful.
@allenmaa7064
@allenmaa7064 3 жыл бұрын
Wow. I guess while we are all laughing - somebodies gotta be put down for being African. While Assyrians and Chinese are saying they recognize this in themselves.
@llomax9642
@llomax9642 3 жыл бұрын
AAHAHHAHAHA that part about the logbook is not a joke, its absolutelly real ahhaha
@flowergirlabc123
@flowergirlabc123 3 жыл бұрын
We found my mother in laws' black book when we went to clean out the house after they died. Her book (I had to keep it) indicated what people gave even at her own wedding in the 1940's, all the way to her cousins and nieces, nephews, neighbours and up to our wedding and beyond etc. She wasn't even WITH us when we opened our envelopes at my family's home, after a 2 week honeymoon! Weird.... Go figure. Freaked me out. Her amounts were absolutely correct including MY family's monetary gifts. 😲
@ashleythresher
@ashleythresher 3 жыл бұрын
Best comedian out there
@kickboomuk798
@kickboomuk798 3 жыл бұрын
You should try listening to Ricky Gervais then
@racheldesir6612
@racheldesir6612 2 жыл бұрын
His hand gestures are the best!
@teresafraser3049
@teresafraser3049 Жыл бұрын
I'm Italian and remember that in the 70's the bride and groom would leave around 10 to get changed into another outfit and return to the reception BUT they would take the cash box with them and count it before they did!! Crazy shit!!
@stephengallo5109
@stephengallo5109 2 жыл бұрын
15 years since my wedding, I still have that black book!!!
@noiserocker
@noiserocker 3 жыл бұрын
Greeks too!
@Mikrokozma33
@Mikrokozma33 3 жыл бұрын
Same goes to Serbia. My grandparents and parents still have list of all cash and gifts they got for their wedding 😂😂😂😂
@kristitrimble9658
@kristitrimble9658 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty close to Italy. Makes sense :)
@tamihayes5313
@tamihayes5313 3 жыл бұрын
I remember I went to a party and everyone came bearing bday gifts. I gave an envelope of cash and I’ll never forget someone said, you must have Italian in you, Italians give cash and everyone laughed. I figure the person can get what they want. Why worry me about trying to find the perfect gift? I’d rather have cash too!
@alphagt62
@alphagt62 2 жыл бұрын
At my niece’s wedding, she got the toasters and blenders, etc, crystal and china, but I gave an envelope with $500 cash. They must have thanked me ten times at the reception! Some spending money for their honeymoon. Who doesn’t like cash?
@James_Edward59
@James_Edward59 2 жыл бұрын
I think every culture is just different because as a Mexican, I can completely understand how cash is probably the most logical gift but the way I was raised is that it’s disrespectful and lazy on our end to do that. It means we didn’t care enough to even look for a gift. Now if you look at how you worded it “Why worry me about trying to find the perfect gift” because the way J was raised is whosever wedding you are at should be someone you actually care about so why wouldn’t you want to go out of your way to get them a gift and if it’s someone you don’t care about, what are you even doing at the wedding? It’s funny how different cultures just look at things differently. I will say this though, as a Mexican, if we don’t like someone, we just won’t go to their wedding versus going and hating the entire time but I know a lot of cultures or people who will still go even if they don’t like the person and just be miserable the entire time lol however we do that sometimes with relatives because we are obligated to be there lmao we will go to a wedding or something of another relative and all the aunts just like to gossip about this and that and hate on the food or decorations or what someone was wearing 😂
@GORILLA_PIMP
@GORILLA_PIMP 2 жыл бұрын
Amen baby
@erichchan3
@erichchan3 6 ай бұрын
If people were being honest no matter what ethnicity the bride and groom would just want cash and can use the funds to buy what they want let alone pay for the wedding. In a registry u can't truly put what you want on there.
@fagozi
@fagozi 3 жыл бұрын
I'm Italian and I can confirm that yes, we do indeed like cash.
@lisalee2885
@lisalee2885 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yea Cash was at my wedding...in my silk pouch and the dances...we had a 3week honeymoon and it was great!
@DrAmina-up9ck
@DrAmina-up9ck 3 жыл бұрын
Algerian weddings too😂😂
@batmantiss
@batmantiss 3 жыл бұрын
The black book is for writing "thank you's"...but mostly for what he said.
@mpdhoochie
@mpdhoochie 3 жыл бұрын
Yep...we know what it’s for. Lol
@Ilethsamael
@Ilethsamael 3 жыл бұрын
It is both to remember who was a stingy bastard and who was generous. It is like a DO UT DES: give to receive back later. Kind of a way to say I am willing to help you start a family in case I will be needing help with my family.
@ronbonora7872
@ronbonora7872 3 жыл бұрын
it is exactly for what he said. one idiot, non Italian came to a wedding with $40 for 5 people. When his kids got married he go the prorated amount of that $40 for the individuals who attended. the black book is the great equalizer or all the cheap skates
@Ilethsamael
@Ilethsamael 3 жыл бұрын
@@ronbonora7872 this is justice
@natural-born_pilot
@natural-born_pilot 3 жыл бұрын
Yes you are so correct. If asked it’s to help write out the thank you cards but we all know the real reason.
@justin_your_cousin9273
@justin_your_cousin9273 3 жыл бұрын
Cash in a Chicago accent is funny! "CAYYSH"
@mwp1088
@mwp1088 3 жыл бұрын
Thats how we say it here :)
@gmoni2456
@gmoni2456 3 жыл бұрын
100% TRUE!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gamma8562
@gamma8562 3 жыл бұрын
Many years ago my born in Italy husband and I, half Italian born in America, went to a christening. He put $125 in the envelope. I couldn’t believe how much he was giving! After I got to this mini wedding disguised as a christening, I knew we hadn’t given enough!!
@scarbourgeoisie
@scarbourgeoisie 3 жыл бұрын
"Mini wedding disguised as a Christening". Greeks, Italians, Macedonians, pretty much the same. My Canadian born wife, blown away by this.
@AbdallahMassoud1
@AbdallahMassoud1 3 жыл бұрын
As an Egyptian American, this is all relatable, the CAYSH at weddings, the broccoli band and asking for discounts at retail stores, the surprising thing is, sometimes youd get a discount for just asking.
@bilinasmini3480
@bilinasmini3480 3 жыл бұрын
I like the way he says cash
@AbdallahMassoud1
@AbdallahMassoud1 3 жыл бұрын
@@bilinasmini3480 How do you say it?
@whatwouldtarado213
@whatwouldtarado213 3 жыл бұрын
I will cosign on this. At my wedding (paid for by my Polish father and Irish mother), my Italian uncle, after being served filet mignon along with a top shelf open bar, opened up our gift envelope and put more money in to it.
@TrudyPatootie
@TrudyPatootie 9 ай бұрын
@myfirstcrappyvideobilly
@myfirstcrappyvideobilly 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not Italian but this is exactly why I like hanging around Italians.
@stephenjones6030
@stephenjones6030 2 жыл бұрын
I hope this man never dies!
@Roe-RoeG
@Roe-RoeG 3 жыл бұрын
Yep Italian weddings, I had a silk bag but no diamonds!! We call the cash “the Boost!” 😎
@sunofpeter2
@sunofpeter2 3 жыл бұрын
The boost. thats cool
@Roe-RoeG
@Roe-RoeG 3 жыл бұрын
@@sunofpeter2 my great aunt would have taken a bullet to protect it the whole night!! Seriously!! Sicilian Brooklyn Family!! Do I need to say more?!? 😎
@sunofpeter2
@sunofpeter2 3 жыл бұрын
Thats awesome, what is this world with out family, I like that story alot man, really do.
@kathy2trips
@kathy2trips 3 жыл бұрын
Mine was in rhinestones LOL
@ronbonora7872
@ronbonora7872 3 жыл бұрын
the busta! LOL
@bronsoncashiola1426
@bronsoncashiola1426 3 жыл бұрын
SO TRUE!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 🇮🇹
@cooladam2167
@cooladam2167 3 жыл бұрын
✡️
@deebilkhair315
@deebilkhair315 2 жыл бұрын
One hell of a funny guy.. keep it up, man…..
@loriloristuff
@loriloristuff 3 жыл бұрын
Say what you will, the buste system works!
@IzzyEatz
@IzzyEatz 3 жыл бұрын
Everything’s negotiable with cash. Cash is power!!!!!
@kristitrimble9658
@kristitrimble9658 3 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought. Not with my plastic surgeon. An $8,000.00 procedure so I ask "Is there a discount for cash"? "Yes, 2%". Currently lookin' for an Italian Dr..
@kodiak1966
@kodiak1966 2 жыл бұрын
His reactions and facial expressions are hilarious. Love this guy.
@cheezywizard5292
@cheezywizard5292 3 жыл бұрын
There are nineteen Australians going “why are 3.1K people disliking this video?”
@horseman4now
@horseman4now 3 жыл бұрын
I think that went under a lot of peoples' heads -
@jacobvanveit3437
@jacobvanveit3437 3 жыл бұрын
Lol! Nice dad joke
@Bigbuddyandblue
@Bigbuddyandblue 3 жыл бұрын
“20-30 grand, in small bills, cash, in that little silk purse. Madonna! If this were somebody’s else’s wedding. Fortunato!” -Paulie Gatto at Connie Corleone’s wedding.
@bloconte2796
@bloconte2796 3 жыл бұрын
Paulie...more wine..
@ugaais
@ugaais 3 жыл бұрын
Paulie oh you won’t be seeing Paulie no more
@Tony-vj9xu
@Tony-vj9xu 3 жыл бұрын
Nailed it paisan
@somehowiknew4786
@somehowiknew4786 3 жыл бұрын
What’s the price gonna be with cash? 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I know at least 10 people like that
@67Stu
@67Stu 2 жыл бұрын
For Jewish weddings we traditionally give checks in an envelope; more recently, some people give certificates. We keep our “log book” like an accounting ledger. 🤪 When it’s a mixed Italian and Jewish wedding, the distinction is clear: Jews give checks, and Italians give cash. Both of us keep the log book/accounting ledger. 🤣
@melissablackwood
@melissablackwood 3 жыл бұрын
The busta (envelope) system also works for graduation, confirmation, and First Holy Communion. I organized my own high school grad party, which was basically a fundraiser for college. Turned a nice profit.
@sunofpeter2
@sunofpeter2 3 жыл бұрын
hahahaahah! Thats awesome
@melissablackwood
@melissablackwood 3 жыл бұрын
@@klam77 Haha I wish. By profit, I meant compared to the cost of the party. I netted enough to pay for a semester.
@andreaz1257
@andreaz1257 3 жыл бұрын
Bustina dei nonni 😊
@MiguelFlores-fs7qv
@MiguelFlores-fs7qv 3 жыл бұрын
@@klam77 you ain’t even in the class
@alessandromosca9992
@alessandromosca9992 3 жыл бұрын
@@andreaz1257 sotto il piatto, messa in un tempo remoto, passato, presente, ma soprattutto ipotetico.
@whitelion1111
@whitelion1111 3 жыл бұрын
I gave a washer and dryer and $400 cash in an envelope to my sister's wedding, my brother n law said, "what bank did you rob"
@ZA-qk2og
@ZA-qk2og 3 жыл бұрын
I like the cash idea, beats a toaster anyday!
@luzdary1113
@luzdary1113 3 жыл бұрын
I love this guy 🤣
@giovannacatanzaro
@giovannacatanzaro 3 жыл бұрын
I come from Italy. Hearing this I've almost died laughing. It works exactly like that.
@Cyberdynemodel1019
@Cyberdynemodel1019 3 жыл бұрын
My old man was same way. " whats the cash deal!?"
@ronbonora7872
@ronbonora7872 3 жыл бұрын
I still do! LOL....the old folks were smarter then the young generation who live pay cheque to pay cheque!
@A_W709
@A_W709 3 жыл бұрын
Ohhh the accuracy. Even 11 years later, my dad was still asking how much the (fill in the name of the family) gave us. 😐😂 ....cause u know I kept that list. 🇮🇹❤️
@Holyaltar
@Holyaltar 2 жыл бұрын
It's called a booty bag!!!
@jusskitten9773
@jusskitten9773 3 жыл бұрын
Cubanos as well. CASH meng! CASH!
@toots810usa6
@toots810usa6 3 жыл бұрын
Well us poor Scottish folk are lucky if we can get someone to bring a potato salad to our potluck wedding in someone's back yard.
@rishiramkissoon6976
@rishiramkissoon6976 3 жыл бұрын
Invite me I bring cash for ya!
@flowergirlabc123
@flowergirlabc123 3 жыл бұрын
And you still received a Marriage Certificate in the end! Think of all the money you saved. 😉💰
@flowergirlabc123
@flowergirlabc123 3 жыл бұрын
@@rishiramkissoon6976 at ours, we were talked into inviting this one girl who was a friend of my little brother, because she was 'all alone' and an escort, as she was single BUT her 'escort' was her entire Chinese family of 11 people. They didn't speak any English except for that one girl, Mary. Neither the hall nor our budget was planning for all this last minute craziness and staff had to move things around and make up another table/meals etc. JUST before we started dinner! They sure ate and drank alot and left. 😂 😂 Was the only thing that made our entire family angry as they are all 'proper' in social etiquette. We had received a '2 persons attending' reply card from her! And..... the kicker is... we received a total of $20 in a plain envelope with her name 'Mary' on it as a gift, not even a wedding card and not one of the others gave a dollar. 😅😳
@randomperson-gp8ph
@randomperson-gp8ph 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@rosecucunato3900
@rosecucunato3900 3 жыл бұрын
This is so true
@jianwen5760321
@jianwen5760321 3 жыл бұрын
This isnt even a joke. Its cold hard truth. Us Chinese do weddings the exactly the same btw.
@JimmyGambiniEsquire
@JimmyGambiniEsquire 3 жыл бұрын
This is the way it's done, old school. Tradition...Chinese , Italian, Polish....OK not Polish but you get the idea 😏😉👊
@sammipanini
@sammipanini 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, so wtf is the norm for countries that don't give cash?
@JimmyGambiniEsquire
@JimmyGambiniEsquire 3 жыл бұрын
@Yo Mama ...just the ones that got married 👉
@joeskeptical4762
@joeskeptical4762 3 жыл бұрын
Yo Mama: *_YOUR MOMMA!!_*
@puprilla
@puprilla 3 жыл бұрын
@@sammipanini gifts like shit for ur house or a new car
@sylvester5857
@sylvester5857 3 ай бұрын
“Cheap bastard, ten dollars” 😂
@Mexicobeanpole
@Mexicobeanpole 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I married an Italian and we got lots of cash. But, everyone in the family around our age got married within a 2 year period. Weddings like crazy. We ended up spending more in airfare, bridesmaids gowns, tuxes, and cash gifts than we actually got at our own wedding. It was an exciting time though.
@BBAKER22
@BBAKER22 6 ай бұрын
Prove it
@mariepunzone7859
@mariepunzone7859 3 жыл бұрын
This video, was so funny, & so true. I remember, recording, what every person at the wedding gave at my wedding. This skit is hysterical....Thank you, Sebastian, for making us laugh during these trying times.
@joannp5806
@joannp5806 Жыл бұрын
We did to!!
@BBAKER22
@BBAKER22 6 ай бұрын
So true? Lol..BS
@melissaszarka5718
@melissaszarka5718 3 жыл бұрын
A satin bag that says cash in diamonds....... 😆 so funny
@captainahab6089
@captainahab6089 9 ай бұрын
Absolutely! My Nonna and my aunt both made me my wedding bags and I still have both of them along with my wedding book, after 42 years of marriage (and yes, my mother did go through it in the future to see the amounts I was given when other relatives got married). Gotta love us Italians; family is everything!
@TrudyPatootie
@TrudyPatootie 9 ай бұрын
*My mom did this with Christmas cards. Man, if you didn't send one that* *year you were OFF the list..So much for the Joy of giving mom!*
@BBAKER22
@BBAKER22 6 ай бұрын
Absolutely NOT
@shmookins
@shmookins 3 жыл бұрын
So many cultures log in wedding contributions for this exact reason. Humans gonna human! lol
@christianphilippas3233
@christianphilippas3233 3 жыл бұрын
Sebastian “cheap bastard” Maniscalco
@renatobraz599
@renatobraz599 3 жыл бұрын
Man your the best ❤❤😂😂😂
@olibaba1111
@olibaba1111 3 жыл бұрын
Polish too, the married couple expect it lol
@mvr617
@mvr617 3 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@benceszabo5820
@benceszabo5820 3 жыл бұрын
Hungarians as well
@anthonygomez446
@anthonygomez446 3 жыл бұрын
Yes we do bring gifts.
@katebc9148
@katebc9148 3 жыл бұрын
My Italian father-in-law always carried a folded wad of cash, with a rubber band around it. ❤️
@SexyGreek26
@SexyGreek26 3 жыл бұрын
Greeks do a very similar thing - brilliant!!
@Barbie1950
@Barbie1950 3 жыл бұрын
This is so true, lol 😂
@mrsaye499
@mrsaye499 3 жыл бұрын
Interestingly, I've negotiated the price of an oven at Sears. Got a great deal.
@shmookins
@shmookins 3 жыл бұрын
Are you his dad? XD
@bernieudo4399
@bernieudo4399 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Fresh oven, extended warranty on house, senior discount. 🇺🇸
@hallmonitor98
@hallmonitor98 3 жыл бұрын
how much did you get off the tag price?
@hxhdfjifzirstc894
@hxhdfjifzirstc894 3 жыл бұрын
@@klam77 Sears went out of business because it was run by idiots who couldn't keep up with the times. They turned craftsmen tools into Chinese crap... they still don't know what Amazon is...a business model of ripping off old people is doomed to fail.
@flowergirlabc123
@flowergirlabc123 3 жыл бұрын
I say if you don't ask, you don't get. Answer could be no ORRRR it could be yes! 😊
@demetriharlan5887
@demetriharlan5887 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious, he has 3 specials on Netflix.
@champadragon9535
@champadragon9535 3 жыл бұрын
In Filipino tradition tho we do it differently during the wedding we stick the cash to the couple's clothes.
@510kid9
@510kid9 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO Pantangeles
@thomasheller1526
@thomasheller1526 3 жыл бұрын
Married into the “family”! Cash and volume biggest leaning curve!! The food makes every second worth it!!!
@cd4playa1245
@cd4playa1245 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I literally just did the “I’m gonna pay cash,” thing to a contractor recently and it worked and saved me about 50 bucks lol.
@itsfissy
@itsfissy 3 жыл бұрын
Thats on tax ivasion
@Kriojenic
@Kriojenic 3 жыл бұрын
wait until be botches the job or does it half assed without paperwork, you'll have no paper trail to sue
@Aurora-tp3dy
@Aurora-tp3dy Жыл бұрын
​@@itsfissy He didn't say he didn't get a receipt...it was cash, not a credit card.
@karenlyn8945
@karenlyn8945 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂Sebastian gets me laughing EVERY TIME!
@Stratton218
@Stratton218 3 жыл бұрын
the crowd should've been laughing wayyy harder
@tommydrennan1765
@tommydrennan1765 3 жыл бұрын
The book damn right for any party my sons baptism the party for the baby shower I can tell u what every family gave in last 10 years lol & them the same
@athena8030
@athena8030 3 жыл бұрын
It's crazy to see how much we share the same things between us! You have just to read the comments and see how the Mediterranean unites us 💙
@anthonyscali.a6088
@anthonyscali.a6088 2 жыл бұрын
Tutto vero😂😂😂. I confirm everything. Sono pugliese e una delle tante parole che usiamo in inglese è "Cash"... Sempre "cash" e vai sul sicuro... grande Seb Maniscalco 🖤
@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld 3 жыл бұрын
This is why, if i ever get married again, I will elope. No wedding. It's all so greedy, expecting gifts from people you hardly ever see
@gigid9606
@gigid9606 Жыл бұрын
You're giving away all our secrets, 😆
@pjk7685
@pjk7685 3 жыл бұрын
Indians do that too we put it in an envelope lol.
@ItalianCJM8232
@ItalianCJM8232 3 жыл бұрын
An Andy Boy rubber band wrapped around the wad. That’s how my father rolled. 100% Italian
@DD-vk5yy
@DD-vk5yy 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, this is so true.
@TheThreekeys
@TheThreekeys 3 жыл бұрын
Oh mercy! HE IS HILARIOUS!! Best line: “Just a wad of cash-a big knot-with a BROCCOLI BAND!!!!” 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@PokerJunkie83
@PokerJunkie83 3 жыл бұрын
I bet you Salvatore (Sebastian’s dad) only takes cash as a payment method when he cuts hair 😂😂😂 I GOTTA WORKKKKK!!!
@theisisreincarnate
@theisisreincarnate 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah no time to fight with banks & credit card companies. Cash only .
@ronbonora7872
@ronbonora7872 3 жыл бұрын
yeah just like my Italian barber does too!
@dee0731
@dee0731 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making my Italian mom laugh we have been listening to your skits🤣😆laughter is the best medicine 🙌
@carolbenson6524
@carolbenson6524 3 жыл бұрын
I'm watching again and again!🤣
@logan5326
@logan5326 3 жыл бұрын
his father’s sounds just like my father...fuggedaboutit! 😁😂🤣😭
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