If you were born in the 70s or even early 80s, that last joke wasn't a joke, it was reality for every family.
@ericangiolillo34884 жыл бұрын
thats when men were men..
@MADLITS1K4 жыл бұрын
4862cjc back then it was 1 TV in the house not 5 LOL
@Mexicobeanpole4 жыл бұрын
Dad was BOSS.
@FACafe-pt9bd4 жыл бұрын
4862cjc true. The child was the converter. Slap on the head. Change the channel. Yes poppa
@jones93094 жыл бұрын
Men men men men manly men men men..
@mikemerc744 жыл бұрын
"My father had a man cave, it was the house!" 100% lol
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
So, he raised his whole family in a man cave? That's rough.
@mandarin4084 жыл бұрын
Kube Dog so what if he did. At least he was able to raise a man and not a pathetic excuse for a man .
@tenlegdragon4 жыл бұрын
@@mandarin408 why do you have to reply to the person's comment with that kind of drunk-in-the-bar-after-closing angry-70-year-old attitude???
@kathy2trips4 жыл бұрын
@@tenlegdragon LOL
@xenthia4 жыл бұрын
@@tenlegdragon you act like most men you see on the street nowadays aren't half a man.
@MJ271294 жыл бұрын
The man is a living cure for depression.
@jchati86804 жыл бұрын
100% true ~ He is absolutely brilliant and one of the most talented entertainers ever. (Doesn't hurt that he also happens to be 🔥hot🔥) 😍..... His wife is one lucky woman!
@raticallife13204 жыл бұрын
yup. i often recommend him to people who are doing it tough for a bit of comedy relief
@suzanna64 жыл бұрын
During the last few months this man has saved me from going nuts. His comedy is the best medicine!!
@onangelwings4624 жыл бұрын
@@jchati8680 my thoughts exactly
@onangelwings4624 жыл бұрын
@@suzanna6 I found him during quarantine too
@Herbster414 жыл бұрын
“My father's man cave was the house” - that was my dad as well. We watched what he watched. Simple.
@lynnturman81574 жыл бұрын
Yep. And if you didn't like what was for dinner, then you went without.
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and then he made you walk 2 miles to school in the snow. Even though it was Saturday.
@Herbster414 жыл бұрын
Kube Dog As it happens - I did walk to school. And I lived on top of a mountain, and in the winter, guess what - it snowed.
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
@@Herbster41 Even though it was Saturday.
@reginastoltz59744 жыл бұрын
Or what he ALLOWED us to watch, in my dad's case.
@bigmaxy074 жыл бұрын
Can we just meet Sebastian's father, just once.
@brownin3294 жыл бұрын
He brought him on stage during a special. I'm sure the video is on KZbin somewhere.
@ACabel4 жыл бұрын
@Samira 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@harveyhagar4 жыл бұрын
He has a hair salon outside of Chicago...
@shpirt1ilir4 жыл бұрын
Come and meet mine, they’re the same
@rickyiglesias53844 жыл бұрын
CBS This Morning did a thing on the whole fam. I'm sure its on YT
@paleamigo85754 жыл бұрын
Every joke that sebastian tells about his Father is hilarious.
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
I thought we all agreed dad jokes are corny.
@filipzugec83464 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and truth👍🏻
@phxarizona72014 жыл бұрын
HIS MAN CAVE IS HIS F+++++ HOUSE CKAHAHAHAHAHA 😁😅😂🤣😅😁😁
@TheIKrushalot4 жыл бұрын
It’s really hilarious because he is talking about my father also lol
@msthang53664 жыл бұрын
Especially when he talks about them feeding critters anti freeze!! I love him
@wildlifewithmalmi4 жыл бұрын
The way he threw the balls away... killed me 😂
@laurensamas34804 жыл бұрын
Malmi Jayaweera “Detached and thrown in a purse, somewhere.” Lol
@Chee.Y4ng4 жыл бұрын
That joke threw me off 😂
@jodeanwilltube2 жыл бұрын
1:26
@haitiancreolewithluciano4 жыл бұрын
*He’s probably the most flexible comedian ever*
@strangers70224 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@noworriesmate82874 жыл бұрын
Has he bent over for you?
@mgainer0684 жыл бұрын
It’s that Pilates
@jboib101status4 жыл бұрын
Have you not seen joe Rogan?
@dleoner14 жыл бұрын
Y’all ain’t seen Ralphie May, have you?
@dmurphy15784 жыл бұрын
I love the whisper talk he does it’s a riot.
@JonnyUnderrated4 жыл бұрын
Whoever told him to move around on stage saved his career. I remember some old videos and he was funny but just standing there behind the mic. His movements and gestures make it much more hilarious. I wonder if someone gave him that advice or he just figured it out. But there was a change there at some point . Funny gentleman.
@FuryRoad814 жыл бұрын
I think he realized it himself because it happened gradually and I think he realized how many more laughs he was getting.
@reginastoltz59744 жыл бұрын
Oh my. Yep, that was my dad. We were lucky he allowed us to live there.
@marialane18054 жыл бұрын
He is a comedic genius! It’s his delivery of the TRUTH about us that is so freakin funny!
@mariai95494 жыл бұрын
@@SuperAdam2468 so what?
@Davett533 жыл бұрын
These are sad truths, that my Pop never knew a damned thing about me. He didn't know what I studied in elementary school or what my major was in college, or what jobs I held. He was at work all the time. I didn't see him when I was little,....he came home late from work, as I was going to bed and was gone in the morning before I was awake. I hated that he worked so hard,...but he did provide me with everything. I only wished I had gotten to know him better.
@FreedomofSpeech8653 жыл бұрын
I think of this often when people talk of the good ole days
@blizzzyyy16634 жыл бұрын
Dude is hilarious..thanks for making us laugh during these crazy times
@corineusa14543 жыл бұрын
Born in the fifties & not Italian this guy still nails it!!
@alvarezgamers2 жыл бұрын
I love that this dude is so old school Italian but so goofy at the same time.
@sidvyas85492 жыл бұрын
He OWNS the stage! Absolutely fabulous physical comedy, incredibly original and authentic delivery. Stud
@jimmy223344 жыл бұрын
“My father didn’t even know where the school was” LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
@joeyp16364 жыл бұрын
My Dad, God rest his soul, was a hard man but he was fair. If I was being a dumb shit he would let me know with a smack in the head. I really miss him, he was a good man.
@sd3falco4 жыл бұрын
Same story here.
@brieT-gx7by4 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your lost but your comment made me laugh.
@buzztrucker4 жыл бұрын
The best of fathers set their kids straight in a way that was a deviation from the norms of what society deems parenting. Now we see why households are what they've become today because father's can't lay down some law without it being offensive and mentally abusive to children. Ridiculous.
@brieT-gx7by4 жыл бұрын
I meant loss...phone self corrector
@marwatson74084 жыл бұрын
Joey P I get what you are saying when you did something stupid, not only did your parents set you straight, and if they weren’t around then it was someone else’s parent, neighbor, or teacher that did back in our day the adults didn’t hold back.
@justinadams55734 жыл бұрын
Thank you Sebastian for uploading these classic bits they make me laugh during these hard times
@chrishuffman67343 жыл бұрын
"My father had a mancave. It was the house!" Lol!! I hear you man. Enough with these modern day pansy fathers.
@anonymousR73 жыл бұрын
“What grade are you in?” I’m in graduate school and my father still asks me 😂😂
@kenmoumin93724 жыл бұрын
Yep, the house was the man cave. Couldn't even sit on the couch when the news was on. We would be on the floor near the tv changing channels. Lol.
@cheezywizard52923 жыл бұрын
My dad’s a real man. He carries all the bags (often at once) he handles everything. He doesn’t have the cave, he has the house. And the yard. I’m proud of him, 100%
@salismyjam28984 жыл бұрын
"One week old wit placenta on it goin to Hawaii" I choked on my hot chocolate!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FreedomofSpeech8653 жыл бұрын
That was freakin hilarious
@jodeanwilltube2 жыл бұрын
1:12
@DesertlizzyThe2 жыл бұрын
Me too!! 🤣🥰🤩😂😆
@mikeyh04 жыл бұрын
Just listening to him I can feel my hair growing back.
@starrfishhill4 жыл бұрын
Dude.. that was so funny!!!!!!! Made me literally lol!!!!! 😂
@mikeyh04 жыл бұрын
@@starrfishhill 😄😁😎 Thanks.
@kristenledford75104 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore Sebastian for making me laugh on the regular. Life has gotten tough for us who is comedic intelligence makes us all laugh.
@thetweakjunkie15762 жыл бұрын
Yup, when my Dad listened to music, we ALL listened to music...including the neighbors...And thank God for that, he gave us everything we NEEDED.
@RH-tv9hk4 жыл бұрын
"Their balls have been detached and thrown in a purse." O😂M😂G
@Qweb1274 жыл бұрын
The airport is like when your in a haunted house. You just want to get through it
@Trippze4 жыл бұрын
i feel like most people want to stay in the haunted house, they paid for it
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
You're.
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
@@Trippze Yes, plus they enjoy it. Not like an airport at all.
@cyndi014 жыл бұрын
sharky network 2 SO true! It’s flat out grueling to fly commercial anymore Done w unAmerican Airlines 🤦♀️
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
@@cyndi01 It's not grueling at all to go to a haunted house. So, what he said is not at all true.
@tacome604 жыл бұрын
I’m only 22 but i get everything he’s saying. My dad was/is just like his dad. A lot of my friends growing up had modern dads and my dad would just laugh at them. He’s super old school.
@gregoryian1234 жыл бұрын
Great comment
@fernandosalas85894 жыл бұрын
When I was a teen dad said no girlfriends you know nothing about love, mom no girls in the house bedroom,kitchen living room. It's called respect or honor if you live by principals in life you'll reflect your parents upbringing if don't have principals in life your like an animal anything goes.
@Nerflover100974 жыл бұрын
My dad was more of a beta type than an alpha guy, maybe because he's 5'5 but he did have a wicked back hand
@fernandosalas85894 жыл бұрын
@@Nerflover10097 ouch! My parents never hit me just their angry look was punishment enough.
@m.p.69474 жыл бұрын
same here, my dad is russian as fuck and traditional
@ThatChickChan874 жыл бұрын
Congrats to my little brother!! He called me today to say he going to be a DAD😂🤗
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
You should call him. The odds are slim that he will see your comment.
@firsttimeforge35963 жыл бұрын
The crack about the dad not knowing where the school was is spot on, only time my dad ever said/asked me anything about school is when my mom showed him my bad report cards. No beating around the bush, belt came off, ass was whipped. The next day my dad would be outside showing me how to build shelving, cabinets, or asking me to change the oil in the little 70CC three wheeler I had. He was a tough man but he wanted more than a 55 hour week for low pay for me and my sister.
@starrfishhill4 жыл бұрын
My father had a man cave it was the “HOWWWWSE”!! Freaking hilarious
@id10t984 жыл бұрын
I was in the 3rd grade, had a hot teacher, mom was sick and dad had to bring me the homework i forgot. He couldnt even say my name when the teacher opened the door to the classroom. Funny how he never misses a parent teacher conference that year and suddenly took an interest in my education.
@theisisreincarnate4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 #hotteachersmatter
@MicheleB45064 жыл бұрын
Not Our fathers! Kings of the entire castle. Adore my pop, I miss him so much! Daddy’s little girl. My hero! RIP pop. I’ll always be his bambina and always carry his name.
@lauracain77124 жыл бұрын
You are CRACKING me up!!! week old baby with placenta....
@DonMas-car-pone4 жыл бұрын
Taken to Hawaï 🙈😂
@finster19684 жыл бұрын
It’s also not far from fact. For crying out loud, make the grandparents fly to YOU!
@tacticalsweater51194 жыл бұрын
Sebastian, this is a culture and society that sees nothing wrong with destroying good men. That's where the root of the problem is.
@truth29194 жыл бұрын
Exactly 👍
@Bognerman144 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@lenadahling4 жыл бұрын
In a man's world, the only people destroying men are men.
@lenadahling4 жыл бұрын
@Bravo 4 I know. Women made them stay in their mothers' basements and play video games until they're allergic to the sun. 👍🏻
@lenadahling4 жыл бұрын
@Bravo 4 Tru dat.
@debradonato73633 жыл бұрын
I Was RAISED By my Single Mother She HIT Like A DAD💚🇮🇹♥️
@truthteller44423 жыл бұрын
This is SO true. I come from an Italian family, too. And growing up, we knew my father was the KING of the household (castle). This typical simp modern American culture can learn a lot from the old world.
@donovanmartin79463 жыл бұрын
what is going on with men i see it all and it scares me, thank god I was raised with a good mother and father not being fatherless
@EB-gt1pq3 жыл бұрын
Im Middle Eastern… It’s the same for us. However I don’t really agree with the mindset that the man is the ultimate boss. There are lots of fathers who aren’t any good And shouldn’t have the final say so. And no I’m not a feminist.
@debayanpal31813 жыл бұрын
Better you go back to the medieval period...this is the 21st century you go with the flow of the river or get drowned
@USA4life2473 жыл бұрын
@@EB-gt1pq if the fathers no good he shouldn't be boss. But what he's talking about is about that the family roles being changed. A good man is supposed to be a leader of his family. That's what makes him a man
@MM-yi9zn Жыл бұрын
This man is utterly hilarious! First time viewing- he is such a talent!! Am hooked.
@PineBaskets4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, every year sometime around my birthday my dad would ask how old are you now! Mom called all the kid names till she got to you, i was 7th so it took a few seconds. Hahahaha they were great parents.
@estebanmartinez6674 жыл бұрын
My parents never went to a school function nor parents night. They believed that if I am doing well in school, they don't need to be at the school and "God forbid they had to for anything regarding discipline" #truestory
@karencooper98314 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch him he has me in stitches💕🙏🏼🙏🏿🙏🏻🙏🏽
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
Can I book him for an event on October 17? I assume you're his agent?
@WhoCares-ty7jo4 жыл бұрын
Kube Dog 🤣🤣🤣
@BigMoney214 жыл бұрын
Yes that’s what my Father taught me do everything with passion and 💯 and me my Dad used Love watching RIP DAD Thank You Sebastian Love To Everyone ❤️❤️❤️🐯🦁😊
@cindysemblante44114 жыл бұрын
Sebastian I love you. You always make me smile. I am a chronic pain patient and your videos make hard days easier. Thankyou for the laughter you bring
@kimiraikkonen37264 жыл бұрын
Don’t take it personally, they’re just mad they’re working at the airport 😂
@kimiraikkonen37263 жыл бұрын
@@user-ht9oc7gw1f luckily that will change
@Beelzebubby913 жыл бұрын
@@kimiraikkonen3726 are you sure about that?
@kimiraikkonen37263 жыл бұрын
@@Beelzebubby91 look, this world’s system from a number of perspectives (stick with economical for this instance) is the way it is because that’s what generations past have made it. It’s going to be ours soon, we can reinvent the system. (I assume you guys are millennials, gen z, gen x as well)
@swarnginisoren26974 жыл бұрын
"My father had a man cave, it was the whole house"...😂
@kmstins4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I'm laughing so hard! Sebastian sure "got it goin' on"! 😄😆😅😂🤣
@melindak.214 жыл бұрын
I love his physicality! He Rocks!
@EdDiaz4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian, thanks for the crazy laughs and for helping us all deal with the emotional ups and downs of 2020 going off a cliff!!
@elib73114 жыл бұрын
So, here I am, sipping mint tea...’one week old with placenta on it’...so, here I am, WEARING mint tea...
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
tard
@TheRealHonestInquiry4 жыл бұрын
I mean that's really dangerous when you're listening to this guy
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealHonestInquiry Break free from the tardiness.
@hkbabel4 жыл бұрын
My dream skit : Sebastian & John Cleese dealing with language/cultural differences and both doing their amazing walks (Mr. Cleese in his younger days, no disrespect intended) Smart, funny & flexible , my dream pair :-)
@carlfreeman66873 жыл бұрын
Same...watched whatever dad wanted to watch and I was the remote control :)
@Blafard6664 жыл бұрын
Everytime he speaks about his father, its like he is talking about my own childhood
@thedishwithmish4 жыл бұрын
This Brooklyn girl who grew up with off the boat Sicilian parents loves you! You are the best! I feel like you are describing my life lol 💕
@dragonfly5665q4 жыл бұрын
"they brought bags! THEY'VE GOT BAGS!" dead😂💀
@markcook3570 Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure this man can clearly define what the difference between a man and a woman is have it be factually correct and hilarious at the same time thank God for comedy without compromise…
@WhisperingFelineASMR4 жыл бұрын
The King of comedy!😻❤️
@margaretsen74793 жыл бұрын
Thank you Sebastian! Enough with these people dragging their kids to non child type vacations. You are my spirit comedian!
@christopherwilliams84233 жыл бұрын
One of the few times me and my girlfriend were laughing uncontrollably at the same thing.
@margretsims13224 жыл бұрын
My Father was British but he had the same mentality......he was hilarious; just like Archie Bunker! This guy is just incredible.....
@thegodofpez2 жыл бұрын
I’d love to have a beer with this man.
@Trisha_B_done4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian nails it. We KNEW at 6p when the evening news came on, we'd better be outside or in our rooms and not pestering our parents. Especially my dad. As I got around 8 yo I could sit with them in the LR watching quietly and could ask questions or comment during the commercials.
@JAMAICA-c8n4 жыл бұрын
He's like what Seinfeld would be if he was a successful comedian in the show
@Luminous.Dynamics4 жыл бұрын
Way better than Seinfeld
@sweetfreeze55284 жыл бұрын
@@Luminous.Dynamics "What is up with coffee makers? Ammiright?"
@EB-gt1pq3 жыл бұрын
@@Luminous.Dynamics No freaking way! Seinfeld has the most successful sitcom of all time! Nobody even comes close to Seinfeld
@Luminous.Dynamics3 жыл бұрын
In it's time people found it enjoyable but it really didn't age well at all
@azchick7938 Жыл бұрын
One week old with placenta on it going to Hawaii LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@blabbergasted43808 ай бұрын
Modern women want simps. Keep your self-respect & balls. He did a gr8 job getting this message across.
@NARKISDUDE4 жыл бұрын
Love this bit, my dad also never even seen my elementary school haha, i'm grateful for it
@davy19724 жыл бұрын
My dad would come home from work, sit down with us at dinner, chat some and then get up and grab his paper and say, "I'll be in my office." I'll give you a dollar if you can tell me where his office was.
@pleiadesluciernaga88773 жыл бұрын
My dad calls it “the library”
@trippgriffin11184 жыл бұрын
i hope when this pandemic is over you make your way to Charlotte, NC. your joke delivery is hysterical!
@stringmj3 жыл бұрын
My Dad literally grew up with dirt floors, his Dad made wood roof shingles by hand and bartered for what they needed to survive. My Dad taught me how to be a man, take care of my family, fix what breaks, protect your home. If you want something, be willing to work for it. I will always love him for that. He is in heaven and his legacy lives on in me and my brothers.
@dizzy9114 жыл бұрын
Dawg... I was crying @ 2:00 in when the father spoke! Good shit man!
@dogsareprecious48424 жыл бұрын
You are soooo hilarious! THANK YOU for making us laugh so much in these weird/ stressful times. You are LITERALLY the only comedian whose specials we watch over and over again !!! We've watched you on Prime many times, AND NOWWW.....I love watching these clips on you tube! We never do that with any other comedians....thanks again! :-)
@mamaburr29633 жыл бұрын
He is so funny..I couldn't stop laughing.
@frenchtoast77424 жыл бұрын
So true about people who work in the airport. 🤣😂
@truthseekerlarge77133 жыл бұрын
During this time of COVID chaos and turmoil, when I feel down, I tune into Sebastian to lift my spirit and pull me out of the well of despair. Thank you, Sebastian!
@andytseros77244 жыл бұрын
Comedy but with a real life lesson! God bless you!
@haitiancreolewithluciano4 жыл бұрын
*I wish I could have been his neighbor growing up*
@strangers70224 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@paramama004 жыл бұрын
@@strangers7022 Why? What's your problem? Idiot!!!
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, shut up.
@kristineill23784 жыл бұрын
Ikr...he has the same attitude I would. You have to see the skit where his neighbor introduces herself saying," I see you're not a member of the teal pumpkin committee?" He stares at her and says,"Get the fuck off my porch."Lol!
@Kube_Dog4 жыл бұрын
@@kristineill2378 You're never gonna land a nice man using vulgarities like that.
@normanbackzkiewicz47863 жыл бұрын
Lmao my dad was like y there a cake here 🤣 I was like it's my birthday he took a bite and say I new you was good for something 😂
@Lord_Talha4 жыл бұрын
So true about old school dads. My dad is this way. He doesn't even know how old I am lmao
@katieorjonikidze-casey65163 жыл бұрын
Brilliant comedian. Number one!
@-blythe29864 жыл бұрын
"My Father had a 'man cave', it was the hooouse!" So my Dad
@Surfer0414 жыл бұрын
Mine too, but his headquarters was the basement.
@stangetz5344 жыл бұрын
that was one of THE GREAT observations of our time!
@allexramsey90152 жыл бұрын
Exactly!Blessings to the family👌👍💓💖
@Polyester_Avalanche3 жыл бұрын
1 week old with placenta on it hahaha
@idubldairu83304 жыл бұрын
Super underrated comedian. Very funny
@suzanna64 жыл бұрын
Been watching you a lot during the lockdown and being bored in the house. Love your comedy so much... you kept me sane during this virus shit!! ❤❤
@Hollins234 жыл бұрын
I love this man - and his wife! Their two kids are pretty cute, too!
@MsAries19683 жыл бұрын
I'm a flight attendant he just said everything we want to say. Thank you I'm in tears laughing. The biggest pet peeve passengers wearing pajamas!!!
@dylanmatt2103 жыл бұрын
We need a dress code at the airport
@KellyOShea63664 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the sanity..❤️☘️
@WokeSteve4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me a bit of Kramer the way he jumps around.
@AxeKick804 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he definitely has the Kramer story telling style.
@susancrawford59274 жыл бұрын
Could be the Italian blood, Michael Richard is half Italian.
@1purplerose4 жыл бұрын
His childhood had to have been great. The stories of his italian family are hilarious!!!!🤣🤣💜
@susanpaine15134 жыл бұрын
Thrown in her purse 😄
@dawnangelm52472 жыл бұрын
I love watching your videos! You are too funny Sebastian! 😂
@mactine2k74 жыл бұрын
Please do more skits on real men. The world needs to know. Let'er rip buddy!
@debbiexoxoxo66283 жыл бұрын
OMG... you are SO Italian... which makes things even funnier.
@Marginalis.mp34 жыл бұрын
this needs to be on NETFLIX
@mactine2k74 жыл бұрын
Netflix only allows liberal thinking. If you talk about men being men, they will remove you.
@NineballChris4 жыл бұрын
I seen this on Netflix .
@Marginalis.mp34 жыл бұрын
@@mactine2k7 2020 cant take a joke can they?
@JoieDeVivre354 жыл бұрын
It was. Like Mad Men these are only available for a certain time due to the contracts Netflix has with these shows/specials