You think I'm going to fight a guy who trains on banana trees?

[@bulmer69JR]

Ive been training mma for almost 10 years now. The stub to the toe still drops me.

[@nj12344]

My pride won't let me acknowledge it while I'm rolling, but you better believe I'm going to be babying it and limping when I get home 😂

[@HarmonHeat]

Daniel maybe they should implement toe stubbing into mma training? If you can take that pain than you could handle anything!😄

[@G3MiNiOfficial]

Harmon Heat Cursed Comment

[@entitiessoul]

Just laugh it off.

[@viralloop647]

I’ve been wrestling since 7 now jiujitsu I can’t help myself but tear up in the mornings when I stubb my toe on a heavy spin bike on my way to the bathroom in the dark 4ish am

[@vincer7824]

Beware the man with cauliflower ears and crooked pinkies.

[@Bajrangiprasadkumar]

yea they're pretty easy to spot

[@covidslayer6140]

That's hilarious because both my pinkies are crooked from being broken several times swing missing hitting walls ...and I'm o' girl, I was like hey.!! I did they know that and start screaming laughing

[@zio4590]

What do crooked pinkies mean?

[@vincer7824]

Zio Bas Rutten has said his pinkies have gotten caught in other peoples gis while sparring so now they’re nearly always crooked.

[@jackflynn8616]

Both of mine broke at one point. They look like bows now. And cauliflower ear is nuts. When wrestled other guys would smash my hears because it’s so painful so, I would just say you wanna win that bad, go for it. I’m not looking like that forever.

[@brianlipsett4837]

At first I thought Sebastian was a little too over the top with the antics but then I actually watched more than 5 minutes and then I couldn’t turn him off. Dude cracks me up now

[@Nattherat64]

"THEY'LL KICK YOUR LEG OFF!....." gets me every time, I laugh like a little school girl and I'm proud of it

[@Nattherat64]

@The mysterious Miss X you made me laugh like a school girl at that

[@Sinstar33]

“I stubbed my toe, I’m down for 58 minutes” Yep, that’s me! 🤣 I’m only 38. 🤣🤣🤣

[@pizzaqueen6813]

This guy is by far one of the funniest comedians because he jokes about real shit!! I grew up in Brooklyn so I can totally relate to his humor! Bring in some more!!

[@gringopendejo2984]

I love Sebastian for the same reasons. Grew up in Sheepshead Bay where we had all kinds of characters. I love and miss Brooklyn so much!

[@luannhouck5050]

Us from those areas and or being Italian can really relate to all his comedy/truths😂

[@TheBerny32]

His verbal and physical humor is AMAZING!!! LMAO :-D

[@southernyankee05]

" Hold my cologne " LMAO

[@colinpopcorn1117]

why dont ypu make videos anymore

[@callahensley7355]

I think he said hold my Corona.

[@marcpeters4599]

Why would a dude in a bar A: have cologne and B: ask someone to hold it? Please enlighten me

[@FPSBuzz]

@@marcpeters4599 Its part of the joke. That an Italian guy in the 80s would carry cologne around at a club.

[@marcpeters4599]

@@FPSBuzz clean your ears out - the man says Corona, it's part of the joke - 20 years ago Corona was the beer everyone drank, get it now?

[@hannagg9365]

“I know the nail came off” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFL!!!!!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@TheChannel1313]

This must be one of the best sketches of all times. Every word is genius

[@joao_almeida3504]

Sebastian speaks English like that ball jumping over the subtitles... every word there’s a small pause 😂

[@Liamdk19]

Fuck man. Didn’t notice it before but now I can’t avoid it.

[@lester--glz6636]

Bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JuanMoreno-un8sm]

Thats the thing of having an accent. You have to speak extra clear so everyone understands. You end up sounding like an italian man that went to malta

[@Jeweliedear]

Midwestern i- talian accent 😂

[@Shekinah707]

So true about the "Hold my cologne!" Ha! Seeing guys with either Drakkar, Polo, Obsession or Cool Water in their back pocket! 😂😂😂

[@sachafierce116]

I was just about to say, I remember the Cool Water. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Those were the days.

[@ugaais]

Also another one Eternity in the late 80’s thru 90’s lol

[@gregoryhunts3006]

@@sachafierce116 I still have Cool Water, obsession, polo and eternity on my dresser right now..

[@edwinrodeo]

I’m a little older.... High Karate was my first choice

[@debradowling800]

@@edwinrodeo love that one, my grandfather wore it. Is it still around? Would love a bottle.

[@NB-ky5ol]

I normally do not rewatch comedians but I rewatch Sebastian over and over just because his body movements crack me up. Strudel! 😂

[@BiffBifford]

Sebastian keeps getting funnier with time! Be good to yourself and that beautiful family, and may God continue to bless you.

[@rhythmfield]

When some a-hole waited for me after school ready to duke it out for no reason, I sprinted home! Gone! No honor lost, no brain damage from punching each other. This is a great one Sebastian. Of course if someone really attacked I’d defend myself. Luckily that only happened once. They found out I’m nerdy/glasses etc but insane. Sebastians videos are really saving me during this crazy time!!

[@kevlarperez]

“A struddle for an ear...” I died!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@infidel900rr]

That one got me too!! HAHA!

[@fedvvvv]

General rule of thumb is to not mess with anybody. You'll live longer.

[@feonjun]

Yup, I'll die trying to survive if someone come at me, but I will never attack another person cause of my ego. Go read about Chicago and other inner cities of how alpha male mentality with a lot of guns look like.

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

@@feonjun We'll go read about that. Try alpha male mentality in a suburban high school 😂. Off the charts.

[@feonjun]

@@Dev-In-Denver123 As you suggested, I've read a few articles about the false narrative of Alpha vs Beta males. Based off of my own anecdotal experience in my late teens and through my 20s, I am proud to my approach to life without resorting to the Alpha/Beta bullshit.

[@d.cypher2920]

Lemme give youz a simple chicago math lesson: Cost of learning martial arts: *i personally have spent 30ish years training, most mildy agonizing. Real expensive.* Cost of a .25 automatic on streets of Chicago, loaded: *about $50-$100* How much does it cost to show kindness, keep mouth closed in public, and let the bs slide...instead of slidin on a mf'r for lookin at you weird? *nothing...not even some pride.* *Wake up, kids. No one is a tough guy. When a real tough dude is shot behind the ear, he falls down, dies, and his momma cries just as loudly as a pussy's would.* So... what's the real difference?: the 'pussy' gets to wake up... and keep waking up.

[@tonyneillaw]

@@feonjun Yup, let's all be beta male soy-boys and walk around with bitch tits wearing "This is what a feminist looks like" t-shirts..no thanks!

[@rhettreilkoff203]

"Stretching out their teeth" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@24KLuxury]

“You ever stub your toe at night?” he said that like it’s gangster 😂😂😂

[@roblynclemmons6104]

I could easily watch him ALL DAY & NIGHT

[@joyhaymond385]

Myself❤

[@colouredlioness2199]

He is just too hilarious

[@bful-q7g]

Same

[@titaniumabs]

KZbin: I gotchhhhhhhu

[@maynerpallaviccini279]

Listen to his podcast. It's just as funny! www.iheart.com/podcast/867-pete-and-sebastian-show-30516771/

[@eddymazarredo2757]

As an aspiring stand up comic, I am inspired by how you manage time, pauses, & the crowd and keep the delivery on point ! Genius!! MAD Props amigo! 😎

[@hannagg9365]

I think this just comes naturally to him. In this field… IMO, it’s either you have IT, or you don’t!

[@sableindian]

Little or no profanity. Classic 😂

[@jtparr6529]

To an extent but you can watch him in the Wild West comedy tour back in 2012 and he wasn’t as incredible at those things he worked incredibly hard with lots of awareness to uncover all of it.

[@nomesa7374]

The guy is a real actor! Well-done!

[@damiendial3328]

"I stubbed my toe down for 15 minutes " lmao I know the feeling.🤣🤣🤣

[@blackwolf9524]

" HOLD MY COLOGNE" lmfao 😂 he kills me!!!!!!

[@evanb1470]

Even the MMA guys get taken out by a stubbed toe!

[@ArthurZakaryan23]

Arnold the Terminator will be down for the three count with a stubbed down lol.

[@mikeryan2136]

Soo funny

[@Roosyer]

Tony "Cringe" Ferguson

[@gabrielbayeh612]

@@ArthurZakaryan23 lmaoooo

[@sjcal629]

Jon jones laughs in broken toe

[@SanDzFit]

Easily the most underrated comic in a long time. Love this man’s material ✊

[@lr2714]

Have this guy on constantly during this pandemic! The only thing that makes me feel right! Thank you!✌👍❤

[@ameliamary4941]

I don’t know which part of this act was best.... all the lines delivered or how they were delivered . Lol and 58 minutes. Random number. All his stories / jokes are real life

[@crisaunt]

EXACTLY LOL, the down for 58 minutes killed me

[@vincethan7111]

This dude is freaking funny as hell! This reminds me of the old comedians! Love this dude!! “They kick banana trees, how you think your leg going to withstand that kick!” I’m dead bro!!

[@valerie4912]

“Down for 58mins” 😂😂😂😂 Very specific amount of time

[@ceo-3dspine822]

"I stubbed my tow.... Down for 58 minutes" so F*ING funny!

[@donnascearce4270]

😂😂😂

[@kmstins]

Hahahaha! Don't try to watch Sebastian while eating because you may end up spitting your food out or choking on it. He is so hilarious! 😄😅😆😂🤣

[@mirandacoenen2402]

👍👍👍👍"hold my cologne" EPIC!!!!!

[@JohnnyG1]

Yeah that’s how us Italians in Chicago are lol.

[@mirandacoenen2402]

@@JohnnyG1 legendary

[@jcannon199]

Yo, Zero Dark Thirty!! I cannot thank you enough for your explosively funny comedy, brother. You have been a lifesaver for my wife and I over the last six weeks. You've helped us laugh at ourselves while being cooped up together. Looking forward to seeing you live someday very soon.

[@ukdrill1241]

“Stretching out their teeth” 😂😂😂

[@PM2024-]

Think I’ve seen this at least a dozen times. And I swear: it gets funnier every time 🎭 😂

[@Chee.Y4ng]

His movements is freakin hilarious 😂

[@santacollins326]

😆💟

[@julienickel3568]

He is my favorite. His physical comedy is so funny . Comedy on steroids

[@cristinalacoste2062]

I love this guys crazy eyes! He has me busting a gut before he's even said anything!

[@juraleko7308]

You spelled *nut wrong

[@hannagg9365]

“You don’t know what this guy knows” 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@G3MiNiOfficial]

Sebastian has easily become one of my favorite comedians this year.

[@edayahabs8254]

I need more special netflix from you sebastian. My fav comedian that can relate the most. Loved the talent n energy. Waiting for moreee. ❤️❤️

[@dianeouellette4180]

He is hilarious, I love him. He makes my day.

[@Victor-Soria]

"What are you gonna do, fight someone nowadays?" This question being asked is the goal of martial arts

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

Everytime I stub my toe, I let out a silent painful scream and say to myself "walk it tf off"

[@Mia_1941]

All I keep thinking is do you want some coffee, do you want some Sanka....Lol

[@ArthurZakaryan23]

Man I love that bit. Almost as good as I got Orangina, nobody got Orangina lol.

[@davedecker1725]

Sniff sniff, (irritated whisper) what the hell is this, Scotch and MIXED VEGETABLES?????

[@Noble713]

Take it OUTTA THE BAG!!!

[@riverwalkhomebuyers]

They came to the door as a couple.. that bothered me

[@rosannespinner5294]

“What’s Trevor going to do in his sandals?”

[@hitmanzb45]

Dude you're too funny. Keep it going. We need this. Thank you for your talent. 👊💙🇺🇸

[@FLAWLESS154]

so true its a totally different world today. i spoke to my father about this (old school irish catholic NYC) and we both agree theres no such thing as a fist fight in todays world. there would be lawyers and you are risking prison time. me and my friends would get into fist fights with kids from different neighborhoods for no reason what so ever.. now a days camera phones and lawsuits. not saying that fighting or violence is good by any means but let me tell you we live in a different world

[@michaelfetter8738]

@Aaron Hawley no it hasn't. your comment is so basic. go watch rick and morty dumbass

[@michaelfetter8738]

@Rudolph Clausius what the hell is that in response to? He said every generation thinks the next is fucked, and that's totally retarded. There was hundreds + thousands of years where almost nothing in daily life changed

[@nickynightclub9896]

I've been working in nightclubs for the past 20 years in Brooklyn, Staten Island and Manhattan as a bouncer and yes absolutely it has changed back in early 2000 late 90s working at a club was like gladiator training... totally different breed today not as many fights thank god I'm too old lol

[@spacemonkey1776]

@Rudolph Clausius maybe yall should have a few strapped teachers with conceal carry licences. Get some tactical training hours in. Or does that go against the liberal regurgitation of college education?

[@brig6961]

So true

[@conniefi]

No matter how many times I have seen this I am hysterical! Thank you Sebastian!

[@jesseechavarria2411]

Omg! Thank you so much for the laughs sebastian!!! I watch a clip every morning. Your my favorite comedian!!

[@elton9721]

If you see a person with cauliflower ears, just don't even think about picking a fight with them

[@waswaswad]

Unless they're in a wheelchair.

[@ALLmasked]

@@waswaswad congrats on beating a disabled person.

[@zm-lw1zf]

Sucker punch him in ear

[@elton9721]

@@zm-lw1zf Idk, if you gotta resort to a sucker punch then they'd probably get even more pissed lol

[@zm-lw1zf]

@@elton9721 i was joking,i hope i wont need to fight anybody,especially some freak with caulyear

[@lamar9331]

"Hold my cologne" HAHAHAHA This guy is amazing...never know what to expect.

[@michael_caz_nyc]

In a Global Pandemic = the world needs More Maniscalco - to Laugh, & Decompress. Getting me thru Covid-19 Lockdown in NYC. He is the Best. Stay Safe everyone.

[@santacollins326]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJ7GknqnnbtrqtU

[@kevinbiggar3441]

You are blessed with too much wit. Thank God for you. I have an outlet. Brilliant comedy. Love all of your material...

[@devilslefthanddemon1154]

This guy is the most stereotypical Italian And I love it

[@guaromiami]

You are so funny, Sebastian. Especially with your physicality. I can't wait till you can get out there again.

[@pamullrich1697]

Absolutely has kept me sane and laughing! Wish he'd schedule a tour to Atlanta !

[@jamiejokersin354]

This bit was great and his delivery was fantastic!

[@suzykeleher2484]

I watch you every night and I am cracking up in the living room with my headphones on and hubby watching his chop chop movies. I thank God for you! We need this more than ever! You are very special!

[@1001001a]

What are chop chop movies?

[@1001001a]

@SeanPrestonFed Now i just need to ask again. Why?

[@1001001a]

@SeanPrestonFed That sounds legit.

[@GoldPlatedGhost]

What, do tell, is a "chop chop movie" ? ? ? Lol

[@anthonytaylor7928]

Chop chop movies now thats funny

[@sunshinet90]

Love this guy, been watching his clips for days while at work

[@issadababneh]

This guy is the best

[@Wrench-007]

I didn't even smirk and I laugh at literally anything.

[@deannayoung1612]

I love this guy!! He is so funny & he is charismatic as hell! -"They'll kick your leg off"! Lol! 😃🤣

[@Wrench-007]

@SeanPrestonFed Wow that was actually original. Gotta give it to you.

[@Wrench-007]

@00 00 I don't play Fortnite. It's not like I didn't understand what he said, it's just that I didn't find him funny. I could put a random person in fron of you and say "that's a comedian". Then as soon as the "comedian" opens his/her mouth, you start laughing already.

[@Wrench-007]

@00 00 He knows how to make everyone laugh? I wonder why I didn't laugh. I'm not too immature or impatient. He just wasn't funny to me. The only reason I'm here was because I got it recommended, and I just wanted to state what my opinion was about him. I don't know what you're getting too butthurt about, buddy.

[@TREALAH]

Don’t mess with guys that got that cauliflower ear! 😂

[@benjiarehart2878]

Right!

[@Liam.keenlyside]

Thinking the same thing, at least never go to ground with one

[@nathrob2437]

Nah, don't mess with the guys that have an mma career and don't have cauliflower ear

[@walkingdead171]

Nathaniel Baxter r/

[@nathrob2437]

@Nathaniel Baxter yh but they do nothing but look scary

[@SalvadorLosAngeles]

Proud of your success Sebastian! You're doing great!

[@wanefelicia8779]

"Theyll kick your leg off" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Albanyoregonskywatcher]

Always makeing my day that much better! Laughing is the best drug!! MUCH LUV FROM OREGON 🌲🌲🌸💃🌸🌲🌲

[@shortfuze5685]

" Hold my cologne " lol

[@Cindy-to5mu]

“I know the nail came off” 😭😭😭😭

[@Jessesgirl0307]

Once again an awesome performance by the best ever comic!

[@bigdap100]

02:55 the ring entrance is hilarious 😂 as they stretch out their teeth.

[@bobbystreet2672]

I came here in a creepy Pandemic bad mood looking for some laughs. Man, I feel much better! Thanks.

[@tomsprague7258]

Amazing comedian. Year in and year out.

[@salgorithm8054]

Sebastian always finds a way to make a foot reference. Always.

[@caitlynmarie779]

the part about stubbing your toe at night TOOK. ME. OUT.

[@ddogjones8677]

Sebastian at his best! Love this man. We are going to have a beer together bro!

[@antoinecatherine6687]

He is hands down the best comedian out there right now, well maybe with Burr...

[@lorisantos3654]

Forget the earings, hold my "cologne" love this human. He is all about our reality. That is why we love him so much!

[@fatwalletboy2]

One of the upsides to being in lockdown....discovering this guy on you tube......he's good. Real good. He could just stand there snd crack off the jokes and it wouldnt be the same but the animation on stagen just adds that special ingredient.

[@plentinough7222]

“Hold my cologne.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@futurebalance6134]

I'll have to remember the strudel when Jiu Jitsu resumes 🤣

[@spacemonkey1776]

Thats what garages are for bro

[@nolava88able]

The little tippee toe hop had me full on cackling

[@DjMinister1]

I'm dying to see you live again brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!... Love it... Stay safe to you and the family

[@Carlospjr]

Sebastian is freaking hilarious. Kicking banana trees 😂😂 stub your toe and down 58 seconds 🤣🤣

[@seltzer7496]

This is funny EVERYTIME I watch it!😂🤣

[@sovetski8893]

"I'll find the nail in the morning" 🤣🤣🤣

[@shaynemuir3692]

I've watched this so many times,it never gets old.🤣🤣

[@trickyzenmom]

Okay. Enough already or am I missing something? Where are all the Sebastian HBO & Netlfix specials, movies and sitcoms this guy needs to have immediately???!!!!! I cannot get enough of him. Reminds me of Jack Tripper days and just as hilarious (John Ritter).

[@giovannaroma9527]

Sebastian has been a blessing during this quarantine LMAO

[@kylef2937]

He was a blessing before the quarantine, Giovanna.

[@giovannaroma9527]

@@kylef2937 agreed, but especially now 😊

[@harfangdesneiges6680]

M. Maniscalco,some advise:Say like Rocky "no pain,no pain".The hand is stronger than the fist (true!),a moving target is harder to hit-that's why they move alot!With your hands you clean the car in a circular motion-do the same thing to avert a hit and hit the other guy.Also,study "the man",not just the hands.Look where he has his gaze.When you play hockey and you're a goaler,you study where the player is turning-not the puck!Arigato for your skit-it made laugh and brought back memories!Sayonara! Ps.:An old woman screamed "KIA" at the woould be burglars and they vamoosed!Of course,she had a collection of Katana's in her house!;-)

[@UniqueCarsChannel]

I once found a cologne bottle in a club dance floor, I still have it 15 years later 🤣🤣🤣

[@riffraff9070]

"I know the nail came off" LMAO!

[@dalebrion4876]

I was gonna request some new uploads but here it is, the cure for cancer.

[@8492dino]

Lol I freakin love it when he says “what are you gonna do” lol

[@santacollins326]

😆

[@kisa3874]

Just found you and ive been laughing special after special. You're amazeballs sir

[@SwagAli]

lmao I am with Sebastian on this one. If someone wants to fight me they are 20 years too late!

[@chokeonthis2932]

I dont know who this is, but this was frikkin hilarious no lie.

[@rustybraids]

He's like the #1 highest earning comedian right now. He's got some funny material. Look up his bit on the doorbell ringing. It's hilarious. Another comedian to check out is Fluffy. One of his best bits is "The Gift Basket". But watch the version in Hawai'I. Because then you get the story from the recipient of the gift basket - another comedian.

[@mitziyoung9668]

Sebastian Maniscalco, you're on his channel. Subscribe, he never disappoints!

[@chokeonthis2932]

@@rustybraids will do Thankyou.

[@chokeonthis2932]

@@mitziyoung9668 okay thanks.

[@boiling5156]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/noGvap2tatF0hqc

[@RobinMarconeCassidyRN]

"Hold my cologne" lol!!! Sebastian's so funny! 😉

[@troyott2334]

BEST COMIC IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@OliverNorthZA]

Google "Buakaw Banana Tree" You won't be disappointed

[@MachineGunMouth]

dude sounded like dragon fly jones from martin when he's warming up 😂😂😂

[@Striker50_]

Do I need to " INCOGNITO" search it??

[@Ray-ru3pc]

if only Masato was a banana tree

[@dingusbro925]

Buakaw is overrated

[@lyalminchinton8825]

Dingus Bro rubbish, u a 🍌 banana!

[@Cm91roi]

Great comedy, in an awesome jacket 😂

[@aziaprince797]

"Hold my cologne"!!! Lol

[@Dune137]

Oh, I thought he said "Hold my Corona."

[@ugaais]

Nope cologne it’s an Italian 80’s thing...lol