Sebastian Maniscalco: Hypochondriac (What's Wrong With People?)

[@capresti3537]

The woman giggling in the background is having the best time of her life.

[@TayR0C]

She makes it funnier.

[@josephpaul4548]

There's always one like that.

[@marymatthews678]

No bad language, pure comedy from start to finish.

[@pattikirke]

Right on! He is sooo funny!!! Laugh out funny!

[@rickyiglesias5384]

fuck yeah!

[@hamhead2765]

Gonorrhea is a bad word.

[@katherinemooney4396]

I watch Sebastian over and over …and it always cracks me up!

[@dianejohnson9904]

That is so true about the footprint/line thing at the pharmacy! It’s only 6 feet from the counter. You can hear everything! 🤣

[@haroldtorres8823]

The Best. Real, natural, hilarious and the everyday everyone situation Five stars

[@losvegas1997]

Hysterical 😂😂.. love this guy

[@JOYLORRAINE]

Dear God...I could be in the most down mood...and you can make me laugh my ass off...thank you Sebastián 😂😂❤

[@cynthiasmith4130]

Me too!! I have been watching him for an hour and a half!!! He is a total riot!!!! As I am listening to him, I am upstairs looking out my window, and there are two deer sitting in the grass. It couldn't be more perfect... Enjoy Sebastion, he is not going anywhere!! It's 11:30 pm....❤❤❤😂😂😂😂.....

[@geekfundimensions4704]

Sebastian While wrapping Christmas my wife says hey you wanna listen to this comedian. In my head Iam like no I want to listen to Bing Crosby. So I listen to you. Fast forward one month you are my favorite comedian I’ve watched all your specials. All I can think is this guy is my inner monologue. Keep up the great work.

[@hyruleshinobi3577]

Love Sebastian. 😂😂❤️

[@kittyfoster7779]

I work at Walgreens and this is so true!!!!🤣

[@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13]

lol So now I have a Gatorade, a Snickers, some lotion, and some chips during my walk.

[@remyd8767]

Can you tell us why they make us go that walk?

[@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13]

@@remyd8767 To get you to buy other stuff*

[@vaman5591]

@@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13 Winner winner, chicken dinner!

[@royal1investments]

@@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13 Maybe, but Putin has nothing on the countless crimes to include wars of the rest of the world in particular the West, sad to say but oh so factual.

[@ericl7842]

I worked in a pharmacy.... dead on balls accurate here.

[@zackrowan6241]

Dead on balls???

[@awakenow7147]

So how come you guys made people walk around?

[@nancycalderin491]

ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!!😂😂😂😂

[@robertastone6508]

He's the funniest comic out the🌹 there!

[@seeharvester]

That Walgreens bit is spot on.

[@livinggood6876]

This guy makes me lmao every time!

[@magnetsoldiercephas331]

Yes

[@phylmar1]

I love him saw him a few years ago. His early comedy was so funny. He still is, but not as much as he was

[@Raine1105]

Good clean comedy at its very best!! He’s a real winner! 👍🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@rickyiglesias5384]

fuck yeah!

[@mitchcarpenter4506]

@@rickyiglesias5384 😂

[@Chet_Brinkley]

I love this mans comedy , I truly do ! He has given me laughs beyond belief !!!

[@zapshifterx4432]

Now I think I'm dying!😂😂😂

[@Fureddo28]

He’s so hilarious!!! Shouts from Switzerland!

[@morrisegna9585]

How Sebastian wiggled himself into those jeans is pretty amazing, much less how he can even move in them.

[@janiebrossmann1178]

My daughter is currently a pharmacy tech and it’s exactly what she says happens 😂

[@SY80s_]

You have never experienced this first hand?

[@pilarq7886]

​@@SY80s_😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@mrabrasive51]

Imagine going to your drug dealer and he says "its gonna be about 20 minutes"!

[@seeharvester]

Problem is, he doesn't say it, but it's usually longer than that.

[@20-NYC]

saw him live lmaoo... he needs to do more touring in Nyc was so funny...

[@DUNEATV]

Every time I watch this it’s even more funny! Lol

[@susanritzmann7694]

This is HYSTERICAL😆

[@DHSFEMA]

They make u walk around so u can buy things lol

[@mikee702]

Why would they care? Lol

[@seeharvester]

But people don't buy anymore, they steal.

[@genevieveaitola3541]

Told Dr. He said pls don't Google anything, it makes you think you're dying...

[@kevinobrien2735]

To funny. And so true.

[@n.m.2174]

People don't understand what goes on in the pharmacy. As a licensed pharmacy technician we have calls coming over the phone from MD's, patients calling in their refills, and scripts coming through our electronic system, and people dropping off rx's. At any given time there could be 20-40 prescriptions to be filled in the queue. It all goes on simultaneously. So when people don't see other people around waiting, that doesn't mean work isn't being done.

[@n.m.2174]

@SpaceAgeSlave totally get it. Just stating the behind the scenes. That's all.

[@n.m.2174]

@SpaceAgeSlave 😊😉

[@Subh8081]

I always wanted to know this.

[@n.m.2174]

@@Subh8081 Glad I could shed some light on the matter for you. 😊

[@markbussey6152]

This dude is hilarious 😂

[@GuyWithTheThingOnTheTable]

(whispers) it's right there

[@maryannphillips831]

Love you. 💘 you make me laugh so much. God bless you.

[@Ms._Purple_Apple]

I can relate, I was talking with my hubby on how we use to just walk around drug store to wait for prescription, now it takes days to get your prescription filled.

[@myinfinity309]

I work at Walgreens too! And it is so true!!!!🤣

[@juliemcinnis3472]

I’m dying of laughter. 🤣😂🤣😂. Next show you’re in my town, I gotta sir in the front row. Just love your physical, facial expressions. I gotta take it all in.

[@thegodofpez]

Sebastian is on my bucket list. 🙌

[@ValentinaMitchell1]

Same

[@joanies6778]

Mine, too!

[@MH-ve8fj]

Seeing him on the 31st!!! 😍 My first time and I can't wait

[@thegodofpez]

@@MH-ve8fj Jealous! Hope you have an awesome time! (:

[@MH-ve8fj]

@@thegodofpez Aww thank you so much!! Hope you can see him soon too ^_^

[@jonnymallett108]

The best stand up performance of his career to date just funny as hell 😂💯👍

[@anikalapinoja]

I love this !

[@denyablanco2753]

I can't help but think about how he was raised and all his anxieties and neurosis.

[@jonotto3866]

Comedy is an act.

[@awakenow7147]

I grew up similarly, and I turned out...similarly.

[@dominichowell961]

Grew up in a similar environment, Italian family and I turned out the same kind of basket case hahah

[@gasparayakos8215]

Italian family. They will wreck your nervous system.

[@seeharvester]

@@dominichowell961 But you're not the basket case; everybody else is. We need more people like you and him.

[@angelaritchey2867]

Hilarious 😂😂Love him I am Italian!!❤

[@makepeacewithyourbrokenpieces]

I’m the same.. I think it’s a Sicilian thing, I’ve turned into a doctor from all my google researching.

[@JoeyMartelli7777]

Sebastian Maniscalco if you are listening I wish you would do more new stand up comedyBecause you crack me up paisano. I see you posting new stuff but you need to come out with new bits! You’re hilarious keep it up I’ll tell ya from Giuseppe itsA good!

[@stephenscribbles]

I've watched this bit countless times and I'm only now questioning how the hell this guy with no fingers typed out a blog

[@robinvogt1472]

lol he used his nubs whats left of his fingers lol

[@ooooa9046]

Haha brilliant! You’re right!

[@swagbat5571]

T o e s

[@joshuaesposito5409]

Hahahahaha

[@robinvogt1472]

@@swagbat5571 lol good one

[@michellemoscatel9239]

Starting the day with him laughing best Medecine

[@faridmejia7352]

😂😂😂there walking around Walgreens 🤪

[@Fernando-tr7ki]

Big shout out to the loud lady in the back!! She is histerical makes it funnier

[@wuncieadams1352]

Bravissimo! I love this.

[@tonilipscomb7849]

Absolutely super!!!

[@Kathy-vs3fi]

Im very depresst only good music and this man and his comedy really helps with the pain

[@Judith-n5s]

You must try watching Alicia Barton Twins. Broke my back in 2 places. Sebastian and the twins saved my need to laugh🎉

[@darkroomprojekt625]

Wish you the best, stay up 💯

[@jesusislord5275]

Jesus loves you

[@SouthernFriedChic]

🙏🏻&❤

[@nancycalderin491]

SO TRUE!!😂😂😂

[@oldpainterguy5213]

Bill O'Reiley sent me. I'm glad he did!

[@beatrice81]

He needs Vicks vapor rub, that cures all

[@TriciaD-g9z]

Sebastian is the best❣️

[@armandsant1143]

wow never ever Sevastian so observant 👏🏼

[@rebeccarowland2533]

Hilarious 😂

[@mandilynn24]

I went to a legit 10 minute pharmacy....my script said "tit by mouth twice a day" buwahahaha. Best day ever!

[@lamontejohnson9079]

😂😊

[@jennifergibson8566]

So funny!!! Walgreens is exactly what he says.😂😂😂

[@Runningon77]

This guy is so funny!!!!!

[@juniorgonzalez2344]

This dude is awesome!

[@Omega-ll4tx]

Guess everyone gots to leave California to Texas lol.

[@RaulDukeKnife]

hasnt done a special for 6 years but boy does he know how to chop and screw and recycle the one special he did last decade, damn

[@deazl666]

He has stated this (i.e. social media, KZbin clips, etc.) isn’t his strong suit.

[@johnnyt.sollitto512]

👍😂😂😂 He’s too busy shoveling $$ into his bank account

[@RaulDukeKnife]

@@johnnyt.sollitto512 he is not making more than Burr or Chapelle or CK, by any measure, because he doesn’t do new stand ups. I don’t get it, he was hot pre pandemic and is not that far in hilarity from the top 3

[@shaun10767]

@@RaulDukeKnife finally someone says it

[@johnnyt.sollitto512]

@@RaulDukeKnife are u kidding me he’s constantly selling out stadiums constantly touring burr. & CK are no way near him. CK ain’t doing shit. Chapelle does Netflix specials all chump change compared to stadiums

[@roxannev8973]

"A horse is involved all the time" 😂

[@dwkcamman611]

Your life is the best! Comedy around the clock, very lucky!!

[@elainedemers1940]

No fingers ?? .u. Must dial 911. With your nose 😮

[@freedomdove]

This is legitimately why you need to do research and become your own caregiver/doctor, whenever possible. Lol.

[@tedamjoke]

Sebastian is my all time FAVORITE comedian.. LOVE HIM!!

[@andriadebose8484]

Lol ur saying exactly what most people are thinking too!

[@penguincupcakez4303]

😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@penguincupcakez4303]

❤😂❤😂

[@penguincupcakez4303]

❤😂❤😂

[@penguincupcakez4303]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@penguincupcakez4303]

😮😮😮😅😅😅😅😅

[@davids.3584]

2:00

[@annepearson1551]

Sooooo true with Walgreens!!!

[@PceLveHppiness72]

So true😂❤

[@robinvogt1472]

lmao love this guy funny but truthful gotta love google lol

[@TheDreDay81]

Ur not the only sick person in our queue sir. 🙄🤣

[@elenafoleyfoley168]

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[@jessiehughes9432]

I hate doing the 'Walk Around!! 😄

[@FaridRashid-qi7pf]

😂😂😂tell em walk around lmfaooooo I got 38 tablets to go

[@christinegreenberg1145]

I got a severely hypochondriac friend

[@faridmejia5820]

😂😂😂😂almost lost my fingas 😅😅😅 what ??? Lmfao 🤪

[@dawndellarocco2362]

This guy is so funny and its true. I think that Walgreens and CVS are the worst for service and personnel. I finally found a good pharmacy at Shop Rite.

[@timbo7188]

At the walgreens here theres a line on the driveup window . A big line at the counter . 25mins? More like 25hrs . Google is happy to tell You whats wrong with You . But the truth about the world stage . Good luck .

[@TheGomezIndustries]

Don’t use your credit cards when using Walgreens drive-thru because a month later you’ll see a bill for a box of panties you didn’t bought.

[@joyceanthony-huff2914]

My husband is a hypochondriac

[@marlo9282]

Mine too. 🙄

[@ryanderek4961]

Lmao google seems to know more than most doctors tho

[@pinkydavis6113]

Trust me, Google has the print-out...

[@Talbet35]

😂😂😂this is my husband

[@LFGM2400]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@correaplayz01nunya93]

My doctor suggested that I don't use Google for medical advice anymore after I made an appointment to ask her to test me for diabetes because I was peeing a lot. I guess my ADD medication makes me do that. Better safe than sorry though

[@delvinmallory3427]

It's not "better safe than sorry" though. Google is known for giving a Doomsday explanation for symptoms that are normal. If I Google "nauseous in the morning", the first thing to come up will be pregnancy. I'm a man. If Google doesn't even know my sex, how could it possibly know my medical history, risk factors, or lab results? Meanwhile the low blood sugar that EVERY human naturally experiences when waking up, because they've fasted overnight? Google doesn't even mention that. There's a saying in medicine: "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras". If diagnosing a condition were as simple as looking it up on the internet then medical school would be obsolete.

[@lindarenninger5829]

Fasting glucose is probably the most common test ! It's not an unusual request!

[@ChristopherBonis]

You can tell from the Google jokes that this bit is from the early 2010s.

[@shahasha9887]

You don't use Google in 2022?

[@Rekickit]

Yeh I’m missing the point here too lol? Are you saying you don’t use google or you go to page 2+ in 2022

[@shahasha9887]

2 months later, and im still lost

[@ChristopherBonis]

@@shahasha9887 Of course these phenomena still exist with the Internet, but they’re so well-known that nobody would make jokes about them today; It would sound super stale.

[@christinelaframboises3705]

Sebastian can make anything funny. Any time any year.

[@dianajennings7767]

I’m a hypochondriac too and I have anxiety

[@beatrice81]

Use Vicks vapor rub

[@Hey_Blinkin]

I forgot multiple pages come up in a search.

[@bambieyes7512]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@driveincanada9713]

😍😍😍😍👌👌👌👌

[@l4real808]

It's a marketing ploy so you buy more stuff. Right?

[@yanpro8844]

The guy had dry hands and lost his fingers. How did he write his comment on the internet?

[@penguincupcakez4303]

😂😂😂😂😂❤😅😅😅😅

[@IMISSYOU261]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@derickspawn6706]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamiegasser3390]

self diagnosing using Google is the WORST thing you can do. I was convinced my heart was failing.....EKG turned out fine at the emergency trip I took because my symptoms wouldn't allow me to make any appointment or urgent care. If you have chest pressure, short of breath, chest pain, left side pain - they make you go to the emergency room.

[@WenbruReviews]

Some of us will have to leave the COUNTRY, not just California😎

[@Usercantwelve]

😂😂