“Can I make a jacket out of your face” 😂😂 Pete is on a roll today!
@NattysCrafts2 ай бұрын
"it's a tan leather!". 😂😂😂
@darrenoropallo18702 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ!!! I almost drove off the road when Sebastian said “why’s the owner hard?” One of the funniest drops in months. Hysterical!!🤣🤣🤣
@linaleahgarcia15162 ай бұрын
Bill here from Bill & Bill’s Architecture and Designs. My brother and I just want to thank you for the free plug! Couldn’t be happier with it! We never watched your show before but our nanny does and sent us over this episode. You just earned yourselves another two subscribers! Happy holidays from Bill and Bill.
@juelz44442 ай бұрын
❤🎉
@johnfred38602 ай бұрын
Your not bill
@aaschmit2 ай бұрын
The best cast out there! Years ago, I checked it out and was like...who is this Pete guy? The answer: The most naturally funny dude in any podcast out there!
@bonniecronce2287Ай бұрын
Agree 100% I started watching during the pandemic n been a faithful watcher ever since. I could literally watch Pete & Sebastian everyday all day long. They're great for my soul❤😊
@michellemartinez1082 ай бұрын
I love how they make each other laugh! It’s one of the reasons I love the show. Super genuine, natural, and just 2 friends shooting the shit. No bits, nothing written just hilarious conversation. Side note: Dr def was upselling. You come in for skin cancer and you come out needing a blepharoplasty and chemical peel…
@Charles-ke2po2 ай бұрын
Pete looks like a hologram😂
@BingBongWasheeWashee2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@miniaturesculptureartby23r202 ай бұрын
Princess Laya vibes. :)
@min1944Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@LoneRunner3122 ай бұрын
"I'm sitting here making fun of Kenny G for charging three fifty. I'm doing an hour on loose ends for $5." -Pete Correale
@susanschneider45102 ай бұрын
That was HILARIOUS 😂I LOVE Pete, hysterical 😂
@noone71382 ай бұрын
Pete looks like he's on the set of one of those ghost hunting shows. Be brave, Petey!
@ItsTheJoeyShowey2 ай бұрын
Has to be the funniest show I’ve seen of yours. Pete on absolute fire. Get the boys on cameo let’s go!!!!
@1veryfunnygirl2 ай бұрын
This was a laugh out loud one!! 😂😂❤❤😊😊
@jppop63592 ай бұрын
Every week you do not disappoint Pete. That’s like linoleum floor😂😂😂😂😂
@di2743Ай бұрын
Pete can't speak one sentence w/out it being funny.😂😊
@FitzyBF2 ай бұрын
This the best pod on the internet
@Nmgmgrand2 ай бұрын
Pete's production quality just gets worse and worse while Sebastian's gets more and more advanced LOL
@soireepapillon35952 ай бұрын
I love you guys so much! The most underrated podcast ever! ❤
@joannecleary249Ай бұрын
That was a classic episode. Belly laughs over here. Sorry I missed you two in Toronto!
@kimieKay2 ай бұрын
"why is the owner hard" 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂. Pete, when he's cracking up. Got me laughing so hard. 😂😂😂
@jencook32872 ай бұрын
Soo funny! Their laughs are contagious!😂
@veraleah49832 ай бұрын
Ok guys. My dad is 91 years old and 100% Italian. He lives in Florida and is ALWAYS tan. Not so much from laying out but from being outside. So it can be done! Oh yeah, you guys are laugh out loud hilarious. Love your show!!
@donnabenda26822 ай бұрын
Pete is 100% right! Doctoring is your hobby!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@davidperez50892 ай бұрын
I wouldnt trust that quack with all his ideas, sounds like a hair stylist upselling!!
@diannegilmour68282 ай бұрын
Volume was off when this came up,got caught up in watching Pete’s facial expressions while Sebastian is talking. And then Sebastian’s when Pete replied. Freaking hilarious even without volume for the love of God!! My favourite podcast
@mykalmatters83222 ай бұрын
Pete, what type of light source are you using? Tanning bed bulbs?
@arlysdavis36942 ай бұрын
Your dad is right. Thanks for the show
@johnnowak1020Ай бұрын
Petes on fire this episode
@moriahtabone5125Ай бұрын
You guys are my favorite!!! The delivery , the facial expressions!! Everything! The best !! Keep shining ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@xandinho172 ай бұрын
can someone get Petey some tech support holy cow guy! this is THE cast, not a cast. cmon guy. let’s get Pete some HD 4K camera
@joemiranda48052 ай бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving Pete and Sebastian with family and friends ! Blessings,Amen ! 😇🙏🦃♥️😎💯
@haniahussein-g8tАй бұрын
Amazing chemistry as always and serious belly laughs from this one ..
@sezone45962 ай бұрын
Gotta hear Pete’s ending of his Seinfeld joke. “ you ever notice with the candles”…
@GPagez2 ай бұрын
Good looking out, guys! Health is wealth 🙏🏿 💪🏿 🙌🏾 ✨️
@lisasheffield97062 ай бұрын
Pete is on today lmao 😊😂 my birthday is coming up, would love a shout out ❤ thanks for the giggles today guys
@1Challino2 ай бұрын
Wow, 2 min in and Sebastian is smiling and laughing and actually seems like he wants to be here. Thats 2 episodes in a row. Finally, he figured it out! This is what people want. Keep it up!!
@pattibellifemine102 ай бұрын
I don’t understand how you can’t see that he has days where he is exhausted from all he’s doing…he seems well rested now so he’s on point. He absolutely knows what people want, but maybe he’s not always capable of giving it. 🤷🏼♀️ it’s called being human.
@susanschneider45102 ай бұрын
@@pattibellifemine10facts❤
@davidperez50892 ай бұрын
Nobody ever corrects these guys! The clarinet!! THE CLARINET?!!!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@republicanallday2281Ай бұрын
Exactly
@gaylaloza85242 ай бұрын
Can't stop laughing! The dog!!! lol
@johnnowak1020Ай бұрын
You guys are the only guys I’ll watch do a Zoom cast. Keep it up, funny stuff.!!!
@mykalmatters83222 ай бұрын
Pete, where do I find that Film Noir filter ya using?
@WestchesterNYMiltonАй бұрын
Pete's roasting of bachelors (which I happen to be) when it comes to men's health compared to married guys who have wives that assist in examining their bodies had me dying. Okay, I get it - I got to find me a bride already ha ha!
@stephsmith38572 ай бұрын
Dying here😅 The “ Yabba Dabba Doo talk was reminiscent of The Flinstones , had a flashback!
@joannamelino97482 ай бұрын
This was a good one, love you guys !!
@janicecioffi3187Ай бұрын
I just can't with you two..so funny!!
@Star-Mac10Ай бұрын
...why does Pete look 10 years younger than...last week?
@christinadibella2 ай бұрын
“you’re riffing off of an edit” killed me
@aquarianhealer2 ай бұрын
Do I need to go to Patreon to catch the "edit" and the "Rocky"?
@JayLen88992 ай бұрын
Pete doesn’t use his master bath shower because JACKI makes him hand clean it with a squeegee every time? That’s the most insane thing I’ve ever heard!
@quickHitter50802 ай бұрын
Ikr. Like cmon Jack. The squeegee can go take a hike for crying out loud.
@SalernoOfficialАй бұрын
The “Polish Program” lmaoooo 😂
@dandoyon71302 ай бұрын
Just saw you on tour in Ottawa. Great show and crowd work!
@HLR7012 ай бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving !!
@dedemillikan24012 ай бұрын
That’s definitely true about checking your feet, I’ve read that also, great cast guys love listening to you, every day on my way to work!
@kellypayne4875Ай бұрын
I buy mitts by the dozen. Nail brushes and backbrushes or scrubs. Everyday you are right Sebastian. Takes all dead skin off. I use the gloves with a sugar scrub or a bodywash scrub with it. I've been using this peppermint face wash by Sabon I love it. It's subtle smell wakes you up opens the eyes and clean the face no residue and not left dry. Of course after the shower Moisturize and lotion. Shea butter is good for the neck and sun damage. I'm a red head my neck was sun damaged over years. The one part sunscreen didn't work. I started using Shea butter a year ago and see a difference.
@okidoki2479Ай бұрын
“Take your f..king shirt off and let me see your cancer “ had me in tears 😂
@hacreativemysticsАй бұрын
The best comedians now❤
@Growthisinthedirt2 ай бұрын
Y'all could get a cameo of Tom Cruise. One way to get him in the podcast 😆🤣 Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 from Memphis Tennessee ~ Home of St. Judes😇
@emodud12 ай бұрын
The rocky makes a comeback! 😂
@francessalazar98682 ай бұрын
42:55 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JohnMarascia2 ай бұрын
leave your face alone Sebastian. You look fine. Italians age like wine.
@raquelucha22aldaco132 ай бұрын
“He’s lookin’ for the MaMa.” 😂😂😂😂💀💀
@barbwilson78932 ай бұрын
Hi guys. I was raised in a medical family. Went into medicine myself. Most friends are in medicine. As for those I'm around, super models next to whatever's the opppsite of that is meaningless. Honestly unless I NEED to for the comfort of a patient I see organs, systems, health, disease. Goal being a healthier happier patient. A 75lb adult or a700lb adult, equal. Beautiful souls. I hope I can help them feel better. Zero judgment from me. 32:05
@JayLen88992 ай бұрын
Sebastian was laughing cuz no one told Pete they didn’t edit out the dog bit from a week ago LOL.. wait till Jackie hears it during one of her CAST critique listens
@Luke-ofStoke-Factor2 ай бұрын
+700k! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😊😊
@Amanda-s7t1r2 ай бұрын
One of my fav episodes
@CynthiaMelito-lp1gn2 ай бұрын
Hysterical guys!
@carolmclane1609Ай бұрын
Pete use your shower ! Hire a housekeeper to clean it!😮
@kellypayne4875Ай бұрын
Everything Sebastian spoke about scrubs, getting rid of sun spots, stay out if the sun it's aging ! Moisturizers, spf, lids droopimg botox works for that, but all this crap & more as a girl have been doing all this stuff since I'm 13. Scrubs steams clay masks moisturizers hair treatments plus makeup the up keep on a body is worse than a car. Cleaning, shaving, snipping, cutting, tweeting, etc no break in the chain.
@alifan442 ай бұрын
Today's was a side-splitting episode of the cast, guys! Seriously, though, the yearly full body skin scan by a dermatologist for those of us over 50 is a good idea. A few years ago during an annual physical exam, my primary care physician said that a mole on my leg looked "suspicious." He removed what seemed like a pretty significant "chunk" of my calf and sent it off to be biopsied. I spent the next three days waiting anxiously for the results of the biopsy, and was relieved to find out that "my margins were clear," meaning the doctor removed all the cancerous skin (leaving a small "divot" in my calf). A proper skin check is full body, scalp to bottom of the feet. Skin health is an aspect of overall health that should not be neglected.
@Jaclyn19862 ай бұрын
I’d pay my entire salary for Pete and Sebastian cameo for MYSELF
@firstaozlastaoz82122 ай бұрын
We had 8 people & 1 shower...can't imagine now but it never seemed to be a problem.
@Lecksfitness2 ай бұрын
Freakin love you guys
@GeneBurnettАй бұрын
As soon as they brought up Cameo, I knew they'd get to Tom Cruise before too long. ;~)
@DeclutterMyClutterАй бұрын
I tried to do this myself with Cameo!! I own a professional home organizing business called Declutter My Clutter in Monmouth County, NJ and I try to get Vic Dibitetto to be a spokesperson for my business years ago. This must’ve been 2018. And they declined it. Ha! I did try though!! They must have some kind of rules about doing stuff like that or Vic just saw through my bullshit and didn’t want to do it. Either way, I definitely have tried this before.
@cu4wur60232 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 why is your owner hard?! ….Only your regular listeners understand that. Nice one Sebastian 🤭😂🦮🐾 Great cast 👏🏻❤️🇬🇧
@marialabosco878Ай бұрын
My dermatologist always checks between the toes and the scalp.
@bizgrrl77498 күн бұрын
I thought Pete's Bill & Bill plug was for real lol
@alex-dk2rjАй бұрын
Pete looks like he's casting from the lunar surface
@dawnledesma46542 ай бұрын
The mexican tan!!!!!
@jessicaacoleman38522 ай бұрын
Automatically I was thinking $350 for a Pete and Sebastian cameo.
@GabrielLopez-tr6vy2 ай бұрын
Pete carry's this episode
@vagelisthegreat18122 ай бұрын
Just bought a pair of mitts !
@lynnb32662 ай бұрын
Pete, you should go to a dermatologist once a year for a head to toe skin check, no joke!
@dawnledesma46542 ай бұрын
What's the look with the corpse face????? Lol
@dmountain3902 ай бұрын
Hey Sebastian Your doctor should have checked in between your toes, scalp, this is very normal. A lot of skin cancers grow on the head and can be the most dangerous and will quite often be scabby as they cannot be seen. Glad you are looking at your body and talking about it. Skin cancer is deadly as it goes right into the blood stream.
@philmakris85072 ай бұрын
What man 'lays' out? Bouncey AF Pete.
@annemicheledicureia92012 ай бұрын
Your Dad is right about the feet. Bob Marley’s cancer started in his feet.
@positivity1916Ай бұрын
Solid gold!! Love when Pete makes Sebastian's head go back and he rolls out the barrel. I can handle all the "f" word, but PLEASE curb the "Jesus Christ". Thanks!
@republicanallday2281Ай бұрын
It’s a Saxophone not a clarinet. 🤯
@pete9688Ай бұрын
I think he plays both.
@susanshew23732 ай бұрын
Sebastian you guys have it easy. What about us women? We sit naked in the drs office all the time. Lol
@JayLen88992 ай бұрын
Sebastian thinks a 400 dollar chemical spray tan is healthier for you then going to beach and getting a tan is peak LA celebrity trash LOL
@donnabenda26822 ай бұрын
Sabastian you better slow down on the face work remember what happened to Kenny Rogers ‼️‼️‼️ You’re Sicilian, you’re supposed to look like you look now!!!! 😎✌🏼
@alpascarella87942 ай бұрын
Beyonce was paid $10 Million for 3 minutes to say, voite for Harris. Well, that was money well spent. 😂
@pixiedust8172 ай бұрын
Sabastian cracks me up, Did he think those celebrity snake oil doctors didnt see another celebrity with a tad of vanity walking in the door and thinking, here comes another customer for his products
@hristopopov73452 ай бұрын
Pete, for fuck sake, this is a SAXOPHONE , stop calling it a clarinet, fifteen times he said thats a clarinet, and nobody there, sebastian, didn't correct him
@br0hamus2 ай бұрын
You’re expecting wayyyyy too much lol
@cala97652 ай бұрын
No, Kenny G was playing a clarinet. A saxophone looks way different and has a deeper sound. A saxophone is played vertically and is more s shaped.
@mariad11512 ай бұрын
Kenny G is a sax player. Easy enough to Google & see pics of the different kinds. Someone tell Pete....
@br0hamus2 ай бұрын
@@cala9765 he was not playing a clarinet, he was playing a soprano sax
@5.0_meatballmarinara2 ай бұрын
Who cares ! Smoke a bone eat, a gummy and stop taking this shit so serious. ❤
@erikanunez4621Ай бұрын
I would love to see you at Yamava Casino, but I can't afford to pay the ticket. 😢Is not on my budget
@godiskungen272 ай бұрын
Pete did you find a webcam from 1997 or what heck is going on
@davidlevitan60152 ай бұрын
The dermatologist is taking you for a ride on all the extras. You look fine no wrinkles and your eyes are fine too.
@GabrielLopez-tr6vy2 ай бұрын
Sebastian said if he get's to this point in his career to do cameo. ...ummmmm yeah....remember 1999 when you weren't shit
@dorisgodinez93032 ай бұрын
Giggles... I've been told that I am the reason for the water shortage
@joeygproducedit7863Ай бұрын
Pete looks like hes binging meffn😅
@stillholding49752 ай бұрын
Hilarious show
@josephloo47512 ай бұрын
Pete's background makes him look weird 🤔🤔🤔
@yyyvvgd2 ай бұрын
someone on the production team is watching jake and amir’s podcast i think
@gregvilla38372 ай бұрын
When do I start chemo lmao
@nancyinthegarden31602 ай бұрын
Im singing up
@bizgrrl77498 күн бұрын
The how you been at the end is cause at the start the person would go on and on about what's going on and at the end they won't