SEC Roll Call - Week 4 (2024 Season)

Another week of action as Vandy surprised Mizzou on the road, Auburn and Arkansas share an L, Texas preps for its SEC debut, and Bama and Georgia run into an old friend on the Bye-Week Beach.

[@alostrich]

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[@meditatingmunky3824]

Will I be immune to the eyes of Dolly if I do?

[@maverickmissile801]

GBO 🍊

[@BuzzLiteworth]

@@meditatingmunky3824yeah I don’t wanna be mistaken for that hussie Jolene

[@tonto6876]

Perfect for my visit to the Arkansas game. We are going for 50 points in the 1st quarter

[@KingKong-fj4dk]

Are you selling the checkerboard hockey masks too?

[@paulcarson2542]

The sole fact alone that Matt has now weponized a Dolly Parton cut out is hilarious

[@Cody-m4q]

I love it 😂

[@KristinaLJohnson]

She’s just doing gods work…? 😂

[@permafrost8322]

I'm gonna get one, paint the eyes, and hopefully you'll see it on Gameday if they come

[@rcschmidt668]

That Shoney’s football is icing on the cake.

[@robcressey7228]

I know he got that Dolly at the Dollar General.

[@PredxMarvel]

Tennesse Joining Mizzu on being a horror villain got me in tears 🤣💀

[@amandachilds5290]

But then it was "Ok BYEEE" at the end. 😂

[@karstenfemrite4448]

I'm just hoping that, somehow...someway...it's Mizzou-Tenn in Atlanta.

[@wildthingsfishingchannel]

Look Darth mizz is our bit for mizzou fans it's all we have don't share it with tennessee they don't need it lol😂

[@Swordsfor200Alex]

I was hoping Darth Mizzou would be holding some sandbags…not running one scheme this season that they will finally unveil in Tuscaloosa.

[@yeehawstrength8315]

Darth Mizzou isn’t a horror bit 😂

[@kjoc70]

"...more slippery than the handle on Diddy's baby oil cabinet." Okay, I laughed too much at that one.

[@DonP_is_lostagain]

I'm still laughing! 🤣

[@Servingemanualcouragously]

Me too!!!

[@TheRealPurpleHand]

That one literally made me spit take my water. 😂

[@michaelgriggs395]

Diddy deserves every bit of the hate he gets…. Got Em!!!!

[@onslotmusik4223]

😂😂

[@davidbranham22]

The yellow flag in the cupcake for the Gamecocks was a nice touch 😅

[@davidsanders364]

Painfully accurate

[@thatguy7850]

"But I drove." Bruh... dead. Crying laughing.

[@darrenkilfara5737]

That joke has LAYERS

[@amandachilds5290]

Yeah, I was going to reply NO WAY get to ATL in 30 minutes from Athens, but then remembered why he said it 😩🤦. 🛑 speeding off the field Dawgs!!

[@katarh]

My personal record for Hartsfield is 1 hour and 5 minutes under the following conditions: 2AM, hit every single light cleanly on 316 (and construction had ceased for the day), and all was quiet on 85. These days I make the people in my household take the damn Groome shuttle. WHEN WILL WE HAVE A TRAIN LIKE A CIVILIZED NATION

[@robertshockley9380]

It took me way too long to get that

[@cindyragsdale2144]

Slowly learning SEC lore here. What was this all about?

[@Riley007-i5w]

i was not expecting diddy to be catching strays in a matt mitchell sec roll call video ☠️☠️☠️

[@simplyamac]

1000 bottles of lubacant!

[@leoniashaw7467]

☠️☠️

[@Rymann_23]

THE EYES OF DOLLY SEE ALL 😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

[@KirbysFakePunt]

Roll call season makes Mondays feel like a holiday Thanks Matt always love the laughs.

[@codycarroll8536]

The Vols calling at the end is pure gold!

[@faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706]

The fact that you have made Dolly's stare something to be feared is so funny. Thank you for the laughs each week. I always look forward to Monday afternoon.

[@aaronlopez492]

"Baton rouge the little bitty Town that's right next to the 🌞".... 100% accurate!!!

[@Cowboyup57717]

And somehow the laws of physics are thwarted also, because the air is made of water. 🥵

[@decaturoglesby3215]

I just want to thanks Matt for the video you make. If I ever feel down or depressed I watch your videos to help me get over it .

[@eaglerider1826]

The South Carolina pulling a flag out of the cupcake was spot on .

[@m.c.martin]

Vandy getting angry and Turing into the Hulk is hilarious

[@MidwayQBClub]

I thought it was a Wreck it Ralph reference.

[@orgeth6000]

I love your skits. I'm a giant FSU fan, but you're one of the sole reasons why I watch any SEC games to see your stuff on Monday. Was expecting mizzou to be sweating like UGA did after Kentucky

[@NandR]

Me too!

[@haroldholbert2258]

Dolly strikes again!!!!!!! Love it! Mean it!!!!!!

[@dempseykraft]

I have started watching SEC football because of your Roll Call. You should be getting SEC royalties

[@tn-family]

I've been refreshing KZbin all day waiting for this and it didn't disappoint. Go Vols! Spooky Rocky Top Dolly is fire!

[@chrishatcher5957]

Same here...... And it never disappoints

[@baysooner5745]

Your defense line is the bomb. Hope you get your get your offensive tackles back soon or it could be painful when you play someone with an offense...(sure as hell want us)

[@moonkenzie]

Kentucky being happy about nothing is so on-brand for us 😅🤣 & I straight hollered "HE BRINGIN DOLLY INTO THIS?!" and cracked up. Always look forward to your content, Matt

[@stormkingld6474]

Not the Tony's smelling salts.😂😂😂😂

[@brucegrossman3531]

"Little bitty town next to the sun"

[@goodseedsown]

Screaming 😂😂😂

[@caimenallen4887]

I am from that area and he ain't wrong

[@BirdsofAccord]

The entire state is a sloppy, wet sun SCP entity.

[@JL-sm6cg]

Apparently he's never been to Yuma.

[@lucasvu461]

I done see so many people passing out at the LSU game it was brutal 😂

[@randallwelch463]

He said " The eyes of Dolly are upon you " OMG I just about lost it. How funny. 🧡🧡🧡 GBO Baby

[@satagaming9144]

the Dolly jumpscares need to stay

[@berlyn3014]

Yes!

[@goodseedsown]

Best SEC content anywhere. Period.

[@shane8915]

Apparently, you haven't seen SEC Shorts. Matt's skit's are ok. But, this is runner-up compared to them. A distant runner-up. In all honesty.

[@aguynamedguy309]

I've been refreshing feed for 15 minutes waiting on this.

[@maverickmissile801]

Same 😂

[@MichaelOKC]

I have been waiting all day for this too!

[@alanewing1622]

Me too brother. As a longhorn fan it's nice to be included between Matt and SEC shorts! Excited about our "welcome" to the SEC lol going to be a tough one

[@MichaelOKC]

@alanewing1622 can't wait for our match-up... I am an OU fan! I was really proud of our defense last game, but I'm VERY disappointed in how our offense did!. I expected the loss.. but was expecting a different game!

[@Ceyx000]

"Rocky Chop: Season of Dolly" GBO!

[@vihockeyguy1]

“And what do we get? The ability to make really good cheese!” I can’t believe someone referenced this. Our neighbor at our house in Fayetteville is a Mississippi State alum and as a “welcome to the neighborhood” gift, they gave me one of their Mississippi state cheese board trays. It was ridiculously good

[@MangoKai]

The eyes of dolly are upon you!

[@RushFanatic87]

The LSU smelling salts being Tony’s got me crying 😂😂😂

[@UT4Life]

Texas saying “Tell him to bring the cheese because I know where to get a wagon full of wine (whine).” And OU chimes in whining is genius! 😂

[@johnnycole7990]

Respect on that last part.... Well the whole thing really.... I sure was pulling for Vandy.... Oh well, GBO!!!

[@BirdsofAccord]

"Let the record show, I also suck." 🤣🤣🤣

[@ThreeRunHomer]

The Vols’ revenge tour continues.

[@elijahhawkins4830]

I’m all here for the Tennessee Slasher arc, GBO!!

[@kyledallavis2758]

As a 20+ year season ticket holder for Mizzou…my heart still hasn’t fully recovered from Saturday night. Needed some quality Roll Call laughs today!!

[@jefferyshoults5000]

Almost drove me back to drinking. Good grief

[@michaeltabor4176]

As a cajun I am both equally proud and ashamed that I understood everything that your version of Coach O said...

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

Wearing my Matt Mitchell shirt and a new SEC Roll Call, yes please!!

[@LoneWolf42389]

For the non-Tennessee residents, BOLO ALERT: Tennessee Jason only hunts in East and Central Tennessee region but has been seen in North Carolina, Kent Ohio, and Oklahoma. The proper authorities expect Tennessee Jason is trying to get to Atlanta, GA by the first Saturday im December. Beware! Be alert!, there's volunteers in his state that support Tennessee Jason.

[@hbccareers6745]

What's in Atlanta? TN doesn't play gt or ga state this year.........oh!!!! The sec championship.

[@RondaBernstein]

You mean Middle Tennessee.

[@toshamccarty5115]

At this rate Matt, you'll get Dolly herself to be in one of your videos. Now that will be a hoot, especially if she sings her version of Rocky Top!

[@sumterlb]

"Little bitty town that's right next to the sun" 😂😂😂

[@spikymikie]

"The Eyes of Dolly are upon you." I fell out of my chair! Go Vols!!

[@davidhfranz]

Ok, the Dolly Parton jump scare is legitimately funny.

[@MattCJohnson]

One of the best ever, Matt! Nailed all of it. As a UT (the real one) Fan I snorted at the "Pawning your lawnmower" line and died at "the eyes of Dolly!" Keep it up!

[@UKCrazy007]

I'm glad we've made it to the UK getting one word part of the season and it's not even October yet. UK football is back y'all, it coincides with the loss of my will to live.

[@shoethrower55]

As a carolina fan the flag in the cupcake is hilarious😂

[@etec4820]

The Tony's smelling salts weren't working....brilliant.

[@dustinp4282]

I love Darth Mizzou and Tennessee scaring people.

[@andrewt06]

GO VOLS!!! The last part with Tennessee was fantastic 😂

[@Kelnx]

Yeah the Dolly thing is hilarious. GO VOLS!!!

[@terryschiller2625]

Y'all know you don't mess with our Dolly!

[@samright4661]

It’s Funny until Rocky Flop plays in Athens

[@maverickmissile801]

GBO!! 🍊🍊🍊

[@BuzzLiteworth]

Yeah go Vols!! Way to pummel Choke-lahoma!! 🤘Hook ‘Em🤘

[@LoneWolf42389]

Mo slippery than the handle on Diddy's Baby oil cabinet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Scuba4Steve]

Don’t you dare turn the sweetest woman alive into a weapon of fear. lol

[@gypsybelle4757]

As a lifelong State fan, thank you for bringing us laughter this season. We need it. 😢

[@terrytrailsoff7778]

If I had a nickel for every time I was jumped scared by a Dolly Parton cutout, I'd have two nickels-- which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@macklyn]

Dangit! Dolly got me again! Great stuff Matt.

[@gyaradocyclitis]

Who else noticed Ole Miss eating a cupcake 😂

[@kristenm4710]

The Dolly cut out continues to be pure gold! I cant believe I actually look forward to mondays now lol Cant wait for TN and Dolly to keep terrorizing... and GBO 🍊 Okay byyeee!! 🤣

[@geckomaster25x]

The OU lawnmower bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gdaddy2531]

Gotta love Dolly!

[@markstoker9497]

This is one of the only good things about Mondays. Always look forward to your videos.

[@timstewart6544]

The fact that I look forward to these more than SEC shorts now is crazy! You’re doing a great job.

[@nicvolcano]

2:34 "Speakin of Californians, this package is also headed to Nashville" hittin me right where it hurts as a local boy

[@namewitheld2568]

Help me. I don't get this joke

[@phatfield72]

​@@namewitheld2568 Nashville has been overrun by California transplants. We don't even claim Nashville anymore.

[@philliphughes6600]

@@namewitheld2568Because so many Californians have moved to Nashville.

[@namewitheld2568]

@@philliphughes6600 I thought maybe it was a Bruce Banner thing. Because he had the big hands, like he's turning into the hulk

[@philliphughes6600]

@@namewitheld2568 I think that is alluding to Vandy can’t decide which kind of team they are going to be from week to week.

[@Livlifetaistdeth]

I don't live anywhere near an SEC team but I've started watching SEC football just to prepare for this, because it's awesome!

[@nautifella]

Great American tradition, _loading up on cupcakes before conference play starts._

[@lgist1810]

Not LSU 🙄 And I wish they would stop that

[@TheNEPTY]

UGA wouldn’t know anything about that. Go dawgs!

[@grondhero]

Jut wait until "Remember November" when the committee talks about how important strong opponents are and the other teams' cupcakes get played.

[@jefferyshoults5000]

You really think Tim Tebow would share a bunk bed with two other dudes and an alligator furry? 😂😂😂

[@lilspooky4008]

Dollys coming

[@mdmorga]

Bro, it keeps getting funnier every week, and yes, we 2 votes and have our swagger back! Fear the chicken!

[@timbescorn8372]

Coach O settin' up the Dolly jump scare was awesome. 😂😂

[@pdxcorgidad]

We're the little bitty town *right next to the freaking sun* Hahahahaha

[@Louisiana_Levitator06]

“Have you ever been to Baton Rouge?…it’s like the closest city to the freakin sun.”😂 So true for us.

[@johnlach2199]

Yes. Parents day my son's freshman year. We almost died

[@Louisiana_Levitator06]

@@johnlach2199 dang, I believe ya.☀️🥵

[@jonathanbrown7917]

Poor old lsu having to be the first ever team from the south to play at 2:30pm before November

[@chrisuncleahmad]

“Anything that airs on the same network as Totally Funny Animals does not count”

[@themortgagepilot4975]

The ending...I about pulled a muscle LMAO

[@watztheuse]

I do not even watch football, And I love theses videos. THANK YOU!

[@jaywashington2196]

The fact that Mizzou gets more than one sentence on Roll Call means they’ve come a long way from the not southeastern part of the country 😂

[@jefferyshoults5000]

We are finally being accepted!!! Thanks Oklahoma for taking our place as the step child

[@chazvegas_]

This man is a national treasure and must be protected AT ALL COSTS!

[@weshubbard]

Great, now I need a orange checkered Jason mask

[@wendyduncan9084]

I hope Dolly watches your videos and enjoys them as much as we do. She is literally the Mother Teresa of Tennessee. I can’t wait until she zaps Bama.

[@raziwellabdulrahman2362]

SC cupcake had a penalty flag.....smoke!

[@jessicablake86]

Couldn’t wait for this one! Much love from this TN fan. 🍊🧡

[@JohnDarinHolloway]

I feel like we need a Glenn Jacobs/Kane cameo before the shine falls off UT-K

[@Servingemanualcouragously]

You got a few years!!!

[@Truth_Seeker95]

@@Servingemanualcouragouslyor a decade

[@grimbyrne195]

The Swagger gets a Bye week before running the gauntlet of Hell for six weeks. I am not even ashamed to include Vandy in that six game angst since South Carolina is equally capable of winning or losing in exciting and/or headscratching ways. I hope our defense keeps us close and we get through that period with three wins out of six.

[@samhaskell7035]

Coach O voice gotta be more raspy and more Cajun l understood too much of that 🤣

[@RickOSidhe]

"The Eyes of Dolly are Upon You"

[@chuckstearman2503]

Love This guy Matt Mitchell ❤

[@AndyEZ28]

“But let the records show that I also suck.” It’s true for both Auburn and Arkansas

[@douglasdixon524]

Im a Hog fan and I know the rest of the season is going to be rough, to say the least.

[@Beezieprincess]

The eyes of Dolly…. 😂😂. I’m thinking Dolly could be the emperor to Darth Mizz.

[@nomadsportz3180]

I was at the lsu game and I can personally attest that one of the hottest environments I’ve been in. And I’m from Tennessee

[@racerscottw227]

Matt needs to team with Dolly and the VolShop to make an Eyes of Dolly are Upon You shirt

[@JeffreyCrisp]

Man, Matt is so confident in the Vols that he jumped over Arkansas and Florida and went right to Alabama.

[@janmiller1591]

Matt you are a national treasure. 😂😂😂😂

[@HOOKEM_2003]

That Diddy reference 😂😂😂😂

[@benjamindirrim536]

Rocky Top is spooky good this year. Go Vols!

[@ariensmith1606]

That okie joke was top tier Matt

[@davidbridgeman5828]

Matt you are hilarious! This transplanted Yankee here in Northeast Georgia loves this satire. Oh and GO BLUE!

[@WelziFC1]

Matt bought that dolly cut out 8 years ago and his wife told him “you ain’t never gonna find a use for that thing” and when he woke up week one and saw the Tennessee score his eyes lit up. Rumors say he is still working on his “I told you so” speech but he knows that if he ever says it his wife will make him buy his meat from the clearance section at Piggly Wiggly for the rest of the year

[@rockmyworldmusic]

That South Carolina Gamecocks poster was wild. 😆😆

[@utbb57]

The eyes of Dolly are upon you...

[@FBDR7880]

Haha. Bama getting scared of Tennessee.

[@jweast6005]

Anyone else think Matt’s look in Texas fits him perfectly.

[@UT4Life]

As a native Texan I can say that Matt definitely pulls it off. 😆

[@Not_so_greatScott]

Tony’s smelling salts. Great life hack, thanks!