SEC Roll Call - Week 4

[@alostrich]

If you live around Central Alabama, I'll be hosting SEC Football Trivia this Thursday night (9/29) at Tallulah Brewing Company in Jasper! Get a team together (or play by yourself) and meet me down there at 7:30pm!

[@gracieskywalkergirl14]

You Basically just said Kansas is going to the playoffs and winning the National Championship

[@thandrew3470]

@@gracieskywalkergirl14 it’s a joke lol

[@thandrew3470]

I live in Greenville but I’ll try to make it man!

[@davidsizemore5416]

I live about hour nd 30 mins from Jasper! I'll try my best to come down there!

[@norsfam5]

I'll be working unfortunately football lines up with peanut season

[@allia669]

Gary Daniels being the “human equivalent of a cicada” is hands down the most accurate description of any person ever.

[@Cobbsouth]

As an English major, I'm rather fond of the one that compared Gary Danielson's announcing to listening to Ed Orgeron read "Finnegan's Wake."😄

[@HookMann88]

Or drone 🐝

[@piratescove4]

@@Cobbsouth why do I hear it in an Irish accent?

[@scottyclayton2501]

“Yes we won but it wasn’t pretty” -the entire SEC this year

[@korbell1089]

"I am going to go unsober myself now." That is my new catchphrase!

[@PhotonTheta]

I second that

[@Apollyon67]

Aye!

[@justwalkera]

That Tennessee new national anthem bit had me dying. Perfect use of the quick cut, perfect comedic timing

[@shioriryukaze]

I'm kind of mad. I want to hear the whole thing!

[@justwalkera]

Holy crap thanks for the likes I’ve never had this many

[@Jenn_80]

I just came here to say I hate Tennessee #RollTide 😆

[@kmfowler1966]

Yes Tennessee... But we should have put that as the national anthem a long time ago...

[@justwalkera]

Me too #RollTide

[@SuHu62]

😂 I sincerely believe SEC Roll Call is the best thing about the college football season.

[@andrewstoll4548]

I live in Big 10 country. Don't really watch any college football anymore. Still love these videos. I'm only here to watch Matt be funny.

[@stephanies3470]

I am a B1G fan who lives in Atlanta, and I'll cheer for Penn State forever...but SEC roll call is my favorite thing of college football season.

[@janejones7638]

I hope Matt sees these comments, it such a complement. Between this and SEC Shorts, it makes the loss to a bitter rival (okay, a somewhat rival, UT/UF) somewhat okay. After the USF game, any thoughts of UF having a great season were put to bed.

[@joseph_p]

This and SEC shorts

[@jasbell2527]

I agree one hundred percent!

[@austinmcbarner6648]

As an Auburn fan, us getting drunk out of misery every week in these is beyond accurate.

[@MattRowland]

As a Mizzou alum, I was honestly laughing hysterically at the final play. Yup, that's about right! That's how my school loses!

[@benjohnson2183]

When I was a pledge a brother told me "the next four years of your life are gonna be hell and you're gonna need a new liver" and I said back why school and he responded nah auburn sports

[@mrstephentgarrett]

As an Auburn fan myself I whole-heartedly agree... I do believe that is might get uglier and then just never get better🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[@busterrooster1391]

"I pulled a muscle cheering for Wake Forest" On Point and awesome.

[@jamesknapp64]

That was great

[@brandongeorge8342]

I missed that part. What happened?

[@scottshinbaum1772]

@@brandongeorge8342 Clemson had to go to 2OT to beat Wake Forest, and South Carolina fans have two favorite teams every week. Carolina, and whoever is playing Clemson, not necessarily in that order.

[@amandachilds5290]

@@scottshinbaum1772 so true. Never seen rivalry hate quite like a gamecock cheering against Clemson. Lol. As a Dawg I can't relate because I love cheering for GA Tech to be the fly in Everyone's ointment but ours. I cheered for both GA teams to have a miracle late on Saturday and was so glad, so very glad they came through. Thanks 🙏 God, even though I'm pretty sure you don't care much about football, but praying for those impacted by Ian all over the south and more...hope USC, the real USC, gets a bowl this year and not a cheezits bowl...lol latest roll call

[@LowlightTonight]

“We’re you lookin ahead to next week?!” Mizzou: “nah that can’t be it” 😂😂😂😂

[@Dinkdownn]

That was my fav part!

[@Vol2169]

The Lane Kiffin and TN with the golf ball part had me rolling. Lol 😆 🤣 😂

[@the_stewbear]

As a Georgia fan, no matter how we play, I always look forward to these bc you always perfectly put my feelings into words. This weekend def felt like the Richt era, even down to our starting DB getting a DUI.

[@nikkidean8205]

Omg please say that ain't true!!!

[@ashleighelizabeth5916]

@@nikkidean8205 yeah it's true unfortunately....

[@TheUltraMagaDawg]

He must have started drinking during the game as I did. Heavily. 🙄 Go Dawgs…..

[@the_stewbear]

I’ve been wishing we were back in 2008, but not like this🤦🏻‍♂️

[@RushFanatic87]

I was really waiting for LSU to respond to the 2007 remark with “So, you’re telling me there’s a chance???”

[@kristiankamph4334]

Looking forward to Chad Powers at Mizzou. Think fast, Run fast.

[@michaelparsons541]

Was wondering how many people would get that. And honestly I was like…where have I heard that name before. 🤣

[@jphilb]

I understood that reference. Thanks to the Babylon Bee.

[@loyevangelists]

@@michaelparsons541 Chad Powers aka Eli Manning. You sure your first name isnt Micah?

[@michaelparsons541]

@@loyevangelists lol, your not the first person to say that. Go Hogs! Go Broncos!

[@Unlitedsoul]

They say that dude’s got a hose.

[@chadannis8943]

As a Michigan fan the last line got me. “It’s like a normal year with more heart attacks.” 😂

[@demondmoultrie8805]

But Corrum keeps the heart attacks at bay…. Somewhat

[@PlzStealMyFuckinName]

You missed the part about one of them beating OSU for the Championship. (although I'd love to see no OSU if you guys can arrange it, so tired of them, bama and clemson)

[@chillheel128]

Already as a ou fan this season has broken me and made me laugh kudos to k-state and Kansas tho

[@muchduck3754]

APPALACHIAN STATE 2007

[@demondmoultrie8805]

@@muchduck3754 not cool man. Not cool 😂😂🤣🤣

[@americasevilgenius]

Mizzou-Auburn: The only college football game in history that will likely lead to *both* head coaches eventually getting fired.

[@drew.168]

Drinkwitz deserved to be fired after week 2

[@joshramirez2560]

Rock Chalk, Jayhawk! I’m partying like it’s 2007🎉 (Kansas native living in Arkansas and absolutely loving this SEC short)

[@CoastScribbler]

"Humorless murderball"- as the prophet hath foretold it! My wife and I love watching Saban giving his initial comments after every win. His pained grimace as he digs up something/ANYthing to be grouchy about is better than a talkative Waffle House cook at 3 a.m. This week it was especially good as we'd also watched the Oregon/Wazzu game. Regardless of ranking or record, the Ducks tend to get most of their feathers plucked by that gang up on the frozen tundra of Pullman, Washington. Bama was sweet, sweet relief, with just the right dash of Saban vinegar to turn it into a down home sweet and sour.

[@shioriryukaze]

Waffle House cook!!!! I'm weak!!!

[@boonemyers4739]

As a Tennessee alum from the desert in Eastern WA, you are spot on in both regards.

[@ejwows7008]

Chad Powers reference was priceless. Keep up the great work. The wife and I watch every week!

[@Trucker_Rich86]

Chad is legit!!

[@proffitt72]

I nearly spit my coffee out when South Carolina said they hurt themselves cheering for Wake Forest that was funny

[@christosvoskresye]

You've got to learn not to have anything in your mouth when you watch Matt's videos!

[@zachturner1394]

Loved the Kentucky comment " at least they put y'all on tv" us Kentucky fans were livid lol

[@nikkidean8205]

Us Georgia fans were mad too! Had to go start a free trial at ESPN+ to watch it. I'm going to go with not being shown on tv is the reason why we didn't play so pretty last Saturday 😂😂 I swear I thought the Dawgs were going to give me a heart attack 😂

[@zachturner1394]

Lol that's the life of a Kentucky football fan, we usually find a way to mess a good thing up. Let's just hope it don't happen again when our teams play in a month. ESPN wouldn't know what hit 'em if they messed around for that one.

[@storm7586]

feel for you -- honestly -- they do the same thing to Texas -- all the time -- only it's Astros games that take the place ( playoffs -- I hate baseball !!)

[@furmanparton6740]

Matt, you never disappoint! Thanks for putting these out every week!

[@shamas.7823]

LOL-as a Georgia fan I was having a heart attack every time I asked Siri for a score update. Love the Billy Napier math bit!

[@SapienSafari]

The Tennessee perspective of “suffering multiple heart attacks, while being serenaded by Gary Danielson” was my literal hellish experience Saturday. EXCELLENT writing.

[@lead5s]

i almost had a heart attack at the end of vols vs florida, go vols!

[@michaelhuguet5415]

“It was boring and we cherished every minute” is what LSU fans have been wanting to say for 15 years.

[@jonathanmcgowen3073]

2 years ... I quite enjoyed 2019....

[@willtown2736]

Same

[@natecoles9542]

I’ll take 2007 again in a heartbeat 😂😂😂 undefeated in regulation baby!

[@braydenblackburn2777]

Now that’s a Geaux Tigers

[@iloveredrobot]

As a Gamecock, I always appreciate capturing our enthusiasm and optimism against all odds. Really the worst odds.

[@catherinetrewhella5133]

As a new Vols fan and new to college football (moved for grad school), this is an educational series. I just look up most of the names and it helps me get caught up 😂

[@skeeter6750]

Congrats on being our first new fan in over a decade hope you enjoy misery drinking

[@catherinetrewhella5133]

​@@skeeter6750 haha, thanks! I've been a Mets fan long enough I think my liver's used to it

[@BrandonIT1337]

This is the highlight of my Monday's. You are the best Matt. ("LSU gonna make it the top 10!... Maybe... Can we get the grass-eating guy back?...")

[@aaronlopez492]

Your extremely talented, Both writing and performing. Now I can start my week. Thanks

[@jeremiah2519]

You nailed us in Tennessee....we're back.....somewhat. it only took 18 years to rebuild.

[@clydeisblue]

Thank you I enjoyed that very much. I watch SEC shorts all the time, Adding another into my watch list. Keep up a good work

[@thechieflegofanatic9194]

Rewatching these…..that prediction at the end was basically spot on.

[@matthewryba3192]

These are amazing! I’m from up north but still look forward to this each week. Suggestion: You should do this for multiple conferences, because the sun belt each week is completely different than the last and may have more entertainment than the SEC

[@reiddenson4289]

That 2007 bit is the best ever!

[@GAMarine137]

Fun to rewatch these. Pretty close to how it ended. UGA vs Ohio in the playoff slash pseudo championship

[@clee4619]

Joyless murder ball is back 🤣

[@bruceheller6238]

This is amazing😂 and as a mizzou fan you covered our game perfectly, both teams lost and the game ended in the dumbest way possible🙄🙄

[@Cogswerth]

Also as a Mizzou fan, I wish it was 2007 all over again

[@bruceheller6238]

@@Cogswerth agreed! We ended 07 regular ranked number 1. Good times

[@juliag3406]

Love these videos. Second best part of football season, first being the games themselves. I look forward to this more than I do sports center.

[@Sybir.]

Started watching this Playlist and got to 4:10 as he explained how the Playoffs were going to go. Such a beautiful self-fulfilling prophecy!

[@MrExdous69]

For years I’ve always looked forward to SEC Shorts. You have overtaken them my friend. Love it!

[@davidlow3377]

I would not say overtaken. I would say added another weekly video to watch that is just as enjoyable!

[@MrExdous69]

@@davidlow3377 oh don’t get me wrong I still watch sec shorts. The Tennessee crashing the top 10 one was gold today. But to me this guy is funnier

[@stevefontenot467]

They're different. They are both gold.

[@TravisDoesKayakFishing]

I said it's great to be, a Tennessee Vol! Been a fan since 90, lived through the 2010-2020 era, and we are due a few good years. Maybe it be now so balance can be restored to the east.

[@EntropyUnlimited]

Oh, I lived through '84 through '09 as a Bama fan. Young folks have no idea.

[@TravisDoesKayakFishing]

@@EntropyUnlimited Shuuuuuuulllllllllaaaaaaaaa Era!

[@brianmoore2581]

Matt! Rocked it with the Manning reference! This is the highlight of my weekly Monday ritual.😊

[@colton6697]

Lol. When I heard Chad Powers I tripped out 🤣

[@historychic]

After marrying an Alabama man, I knew I needed to finally learn about football. Matt, your videos are making this process so fun!

[@livinay8104]

as an auburn fan, his videos are my only source of joy now

[@joeymccullough2716]

Matt, you are hilarious, sir!🤣😂🤣 I watch the games just to be prepared for Roll Call

[@mikeomalley5761]

I used to watch the southern vids and just found these sec roll calls! Hilarious! Keep it up brother!

[@brittanybaucom9786]

Didn’t think I could smile after losing in such a ridiculous fashion on Saturday…but of course SEC Roll Call made it happen! “One of us beating Ohio State in the National Championship!” 🤣🤣🤣 We all love you Matt! Woo Pig! 😅♥️🐗🏈🤮

[@scarletloki6315]

“Everyone take their hats off, except for Josh Dobbs” lmao

[@rebeccadavidson4377]

I don’t know how you do what you do but it is always entertaining (I am from Mississippi but live in Alabama sooo…Roll Tide and War Eagle is all I know…) You are always so entertaining! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@MrBlakeD82]

The last time Vandy had scored against Alabama was in 2007... it is happening again!

[@biscuits1943]

This could be an hour long and I’d watch every second! Hilarious content

[@Constantine_in_Fiji]

Between this guy, FunnyMaine, and SEC Shorts, the SEC KZbin game is top notch 😂😂😂

[@AddisonBook.]

Matt this is the best analysis in one video even though it's seriously true and yet funny at the same time we'll 👀 how this season gets crazy.

[@heatherterry7204]

“What kinda Mark Richt excuse is that?!? What is going on this year?!?” ACCURATE. But also GO DAWGS❤🖤❤️🖤

[@danielmackey9765]

I can't give this enough likes. You are a genius Matt

[@dunbarcustomsound]

The Roll Call, SEC Shorts and "Pate State" make this the BEST Mondays of the year!

[@jordanwhatley8312]

Love your work Matt. Roll tide frime Calhoun County

[@sandrabrooks5013]

Very very funny I do want to add though as a Dawg fan, because we were playing Kent State Kirby Smart decided that it would be a good idea to play a lot of back up players and give them some playing time while single-handedly giving us all heart attacks.

[@fanmattjustice]

As an Arkansas fan, I hate how incredibly accurate you always are.

[@elweenia]

Sir, I look forward to these every week even when last Saturday's game was a dumpster fire. As a born and raised proper Razorback fan, I'm just about convinced someone swapped our boys with some backwater high school look-alikes. We are however Arkansas, which means our next game...well, it could pretty much be anything. That's what makes it fun, right?

[@squishyturtles1648]

Tennessee really had to remind us we are still Tennessee at the end of the game💀💀

[@kaidotsign2066]

"Joyless murderball is back" ROTFLMAO!!!! That one took my breath away!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ee8701]

Im so sad OU is leaving the Big XII, but being part of these and SEC Shorts will be a plus!

[@colton6697]

Better get ready for 8-4 and 7-5 seasons. We don't play in the SEC. WPS! 🐗🐗🐗

[@cottonclark897]

Incredibly well done, Matt! 👍 Had me grinning all the way through your video. It's a concise, excellent - and accurate! caricature of all the SEC teams. Hilarious!

[@thattimestampguy]

0:38 suffered multiple heart attacks 1:34 😮 2:08 🐘 3:35 22 points 4:04 2007

[@brysonprocter5246]

After getting killed by the Auburn/Missouri game, my next thought was on how Matt was going to handle this on the next SEC Roll Call. The result did not disappoint.😂 Matt, you’ve done it again. TCB!!! ⚡️

[@mograppler]

Same here. I couldn't wait to hear how Matt was gonna handle my Tigers loss.

[@mintz9782]

Rocky Top, you'll always be Home sweet home to me Good ol' Rocky Top Rocky Top, Tennessee

[@fratguide]

I also pulled a muscle cheering for Wake Forest, love this show. Glad the Rebels are still undefeated and no questions are being asked about it

[@ronniehoward2219]

SEC: was you looking ahead to next week Mizzou: I'm pretty sure that's not it 🤣🤣🤣

[@TownieFormal]

I love it, this is one of my favorite parts about football season.

[@LostInSpice]

Tennessee very nearly snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. We're used to it in Knoxville.

[@rocker555555]

Never seen this show and just watched SEC Shirts new one- This guy is hilarious

[@gail4077]

I LOVE your videos...so funny! You really hit the nail on the head!

[@jonathanwaddell2716]

I think I speak for everyone when I say we need a KZbin short video of Tennessee from the heart attacks to the national anthem lol (specifically from the words " well Tennessee congrats" to the music)

[@StlOzzie62]

As a Mizzou fan, we lost that game three times over. Once when our kicker missed the field goal and the game was sent to overtime. Second was the nose guard getting a penalty during the first field goal attempt which led to Auburn scoring on the second and finally that fumble/touchback to end the game.

[@The_Wicked_Wookie]

Nice closing! Always love sec roll call post the Saturday heart attacks!

[@bloocricket2]

"I'm gonna go unsober myself"...I'm totally stealing this line! LOL!

[@itz_david7372]

They should broadcast this on national television

[@kaceywhitaker7826]

This is the best one this year! Love it!!

[@davidcole2337]

Your Skits keep getting better and better..

[@NozzleDog07]

As a Gamecock student a fan who was at the came, my arm was sore from Sandstorm… and cheering for wake forest.

[@jadakiss88]

I love these and your impression of Florida is spot on cause that’s pretty much how I look at them every week and they always answer the same way…#FireNapier

[@MrWIS10]

2007 the CRAZIEST YEAR IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL HISTORY

[@brooksburson2641]

As an Arkansas fan, I am in immense emotional pain. We still got the rest of the year though.

[@colton6697]

We will be ok. Gotta clean up the penalties and mistakes. The season is far from over! WPS!!

[@brooksburson2641]

@@colton6697 as long as we only lose at least 3 games, we’ll be ok. 10-3 or 11-2 would be amazing. Losing to bama, a&m and maybe like ole miss or something would be good.

[@colton6697]

@Marter Turensker no sir. We had 5 or 6 big penalties. Can't happen period. Gotta get those fixed

[@colton6697]

@@brooksburson2641 I don't think we will lose another game honestly. We are better than anyone we play. Just gotta believe it to achieve it .

[@SapienSafari]

This writing is PRISTINE.Absolutely flawless.

[@kellys8648]

"Go unsober myself" - the only way I will ever describe drinking again

[@live4hockey2]

I dunno, my vote is that trying to dive over the goal line when four yards out, fumbling the ball, and having A&M go 97 yards back for a TD, THEN giving everyone one of the Top 10 Heartbreaking Moments of the Year with "The Oink Doink" is legitimately the stupidest way to lose a ball game. Y'all managed to out Aggie the Aggies in terms of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

[@A10egress]

I Absolutely LOVE These!!!

[@RogerDavid647]

always enjoy these, thanks for another banger

[@robertware665]

Hey man great videos keep up the good work. I'm an FSU fan I find these to be very entertaining I'm looking forward to seeing more

[@johnduggar1819]

Dude, you nail it every week!

[@thadgunter7068]

I live for this video every week!

[@johnstewart1375]

I'm so surprised at that Chad Power's comment, any other day I wouldn't have known anything about it but from having just dumb luck I seen that a couple days ago and it cracked me up. Great job 👏

[@frostbyte8835]

0:45 Matt we need an extended version of Tennessee's national anthem.

[@wshreels]

Yeahhh...our game vs Kent State was something else. 😅

[@nikkidean8205]

Definitely not pretty 😂 they were trying to give us Ga fans heart attacks apparently. Hopefully they got their bad game out of the way now and they go back to playing like the national champs.

[@uhohmomo7685]

You sir are the best part of Monday! (except the kids going back to school 😏) #Roll Tide

[@rrrob19]

I’m watching this on early Sunday morning after the conference championship games and I can’t believe how accurate Matt’s prediction of this being like 2007 has turned out to be. Right now it looks like OSU and TCU will join Georgia and Michigan but there is still an outside chance it could be a 2 loss Alabama.

[@UberleetYO]

Found you from sec shorts. Love the content!

[@DanielNebergall]

best analysis on the internet

[@nickamalfitano3613]

"Joyless murder ball" that is just the kind of football I want to see from my tide.