SEC Roll Call - Week Thirteen (2023)

The regular season of SEC football has come to an end after a full and tense slate of rivalry matchups. Tennessee and Vandy surprisingly spar, Mizzou annihilated the Razorbacks, Oklahoma fell in a tunnel, and Auburn and Alabama go down to the wire in an instant classic.

[@alostrich]

They really do look great on truckers - gettinplaceshop.com/products/roll-call

[@tazfett7746]

Might need to get some then, I’m a dispatcher 😂🤣😂🤣

[@williamfrazier3822]

Excellent Rhyme!!!

[@bensoncdooley]

HMU when you get the Darth Missouri (Probably can't use branded Mizzou)shirts in stock

[@snoopstp4189]

"try to make that rhyme" "we've got new shirts they look great on TRUCKERS" yep chuckled..

[@mikeyjones5261]

I’m a trucker I need to get me some lol

[@underdoge2915]

I'm surprised there wasn't a deep cut of Alabama telling Mizzou how a 4th and 30+ play is supposed to be done. Great episode!

[@ackbarfan5556]

It sadly didn’t rhyme. 😅

[@HariSeldon913]

I'm no fan of Alabama, but I'd love to see them beat Georgia on Saturday.

[@doniphan72ify]

@@HariSeldon913 ... Well keep hopin.

[@hb9614]

that's a sacred story, only properly told while sitting around a campfire, smore's ingredients a-scatter.... 😂😹

[@katieb7454]

@@HariSeldon913aye you got your wish 😂😂

[@JenniferRevell]

The cats for Auburn’s cussin was BRILLIANT!!! 😂

[@docl1569]

I just got it when I read your comment 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

[@brianw5336]

There was also an eagle and also a tiger with eagle wings 😂

[@iansallee039]

"And so Darth Mizz Order-66'd the bacon..." That may just be one of my favorite lines ever.

[@Aporiaofficial]

Thanks a lot for all the hard work again this season, Matt. The SEC is lucky to have ya.

[@emorydaniel9084]

A weekly season of joyous football Followed every week by our favorite Roll Call Outside of Disney, Matt doesn’t take a day off And outside is lurking, the Tide getting to the playoff But at the Benz dome, UGA says don’t bother For awaiting the tide is a horse head from the Dawgfather Drinks will be served with joy and fizz And there to sabotage everyone is the Sith Lord Darth Mizz Some fizz drinks will be cokes other will be beers And SEC schools look at UT and OU thinking, “what the hell are you doing here?!” There will be runs, there will be passes, While the gamecocks search the stands for their disheveled sunglasses The SEC season is almost over, and that is a drag And even with Florida not participating, they will get flagged An SEC team will win, one will likely be unseeded Except for Matt Mitchell, who remains undefeated

[@jrgm5382]

Fantastic

[@lisawilliams5075]

😂

[@OtherBlueFae]

Bravo! This was awesome!

[@roland4730]

Right on

[@greenwave819]

amazing all these flags on FL except for the one game vs TN where they had 1 live ball flag for 5 yards. lmao what a flippin joke

[@vowxhing]

2:35 “and they look great on truckers” 💀 Under appreciated last line! 🏆👏

[@joshwilhoyte4453]

it even rhymes

[@John_outside]

Matt never disappoints

[@jrgm5382]

Yes to both

[@perniciouspete4986]

Yes, he did this season. He missed a week of Roll Call. Very disappointing. I cried.

[@lockekosta9014]

This is incredibly impressive, not just the rhyming but the delivery from multiple tones all kept conversational and feeling fluid. Great job.

[@mwater_moon2865]

And a perfect tribute to a poem that turns 200 years old this year!

[@EJHayes-qo4qi]

@@mwater_moon2865I love the fact that you know this.

[@xxtmonejoo3217]

“Better chance of finding a commercial without shaq”😂😂😂

[@UncleMVP]

Auburn went supernova with the bombs at the end. I love the cat meows... brutal comedy at its finest. That was 'meow'ing awesome😂😂😂

[@willblansett9607]

As an alabama fan I’ve rewatched that play roughy 1000 times

[@ronswinford4952]

Thanks Matt, very good and I am sure the bleeps coming from Auburn fans have not stopped yet

[@j_atkinson]

Only when we've taken some AuburnFansatol to put us to sleep ;)

[@JustinHeideman]

I can assure you they have not 🙃

[@beybladerkid5489]

​@Babylion2311 No, Auburn Jesus left and got drunk and left us fans high and dry.

[@beybladerkid5489]

​@@JustinHeidemanyour right I still feel like crushing Jalen's windpipe.

[@TheRandomMichael]

**** sure haven't they gave that **** away in the end. Truth be told, looking at the season Auburn is having I wasn't even expecting it to be that close of a game.

[@mariejustme]

I will sorely miss your weekly roll calls in the off-season. You always give me a great laugh and I appreciate you with all my heart. Thanks again, and let’s all converge on Atlanta and have an amazing SECCG! Good luck to all of you Bama fans and Go Dawgs!

[@pitbullofpain7637]

Dude... Whatever they're paying you, is not enough. You're an absolute talent. 👏

[@michaelarmstrong5782]

I was waiting for this installment as soon as he caught that ball. Matt ALWAYS captures the essence of every SEC team perfectly! Thank you sir, and WELL DONE!! #GoDawgs

[@andrewstoll4548]

Matt your creativity here is incredible. Awesome job.

[@Braisedin]

Many moons ago i was a freshman at the iron bowl in 2008 when alabama finally ended the streak and began the dynasty we have to this day. It was insane to be there for that game. This game was even more intense

[@cynthiarafferty7662]

Roll Tide Roll! Kick some dawg butt on Saturday!

[@FakeAFSongLyrics]

@@cynthiarafferty7662Kick the Dawgs butt and enjoy watching Texas make the playoffs instead of your sorry asses!!😂😂😂

[@paulchadwick9479]

Loved the Tennessee response to South Carolina,, "but you played in a Super Bowl!" 😂🤣

[@youreallthesame1594]

WOW, Matt. Just wow. I have no idea how you can possibly top this one! This is literally a work of art

[@loganwatson5905]

That was fantastic, well done Matt. And that UT/SC Super Bowl joke was 👌🏻

[@judyyy0180]

Being a current student at Auburn, we won’t be recovering from this for quite some time

[@Lowcountrygolfaddict]

I knew this one would be epic. Matt you always come through!

[@Pseudowolf]

And you have our sincere thanks for all that you do.

[@AerynBella]

Every week I think you're never gonna top the last one, and then every week is better. This was fantastic! Awesome work!!

[@Grogg22]

Props for the Order 66 reference.

[@debbiecollins1237]

And how perfect was it for us to win on s fourth and 31 on the 10th anniversary of the kick 6. RTR!!!

[@matthewbeisel428]

The creativity is just too much. I laugh each time. I need more SEC videos from Matt

[@jasoncarter411]

Great one brother! I think you are single handedly bringing us SEC boys and girls together and a little more tolerable of each other😂

[@kvol1668]

Nah, I still hate some of the fanbases, but we all agree these are great.

[@jasoncarter411]

@@kvol1668 😂 truth to that

[@manatarmsslaps]

Indeed😂😂😂😂

[@weswiltshire9727]

As a State fan I concur with my in state brethren

[@GMAMEC]

I agree, a lot of people respect the SEC. Just like family, we may not like a particular outcome or choices , but if we have to pick a side, many of us root for our SEC teams.

[@Scavenger82]

Dear sweet lord, you've outdone yourself! I can honestly say that poetry is not a thing I expected on this channel. But it's one of those things I didn't know I needed til I heard it. Much love from Tennessee.

[@michelleferguson9104]

Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies and bacon. Go Mizzou!!!

[@chainsawsubtlety9828]

This deserves some kind of reward. At least a Whataburger coupon.

[@daviddehass6877]

Started out like Sunday School, ended like Sunday BBQ.

[@hmp4521]

You need to do a roll call award shows where you award Florida the trophy for providing the best content for roll call.

[@tazfett7746]

Love that I was just thinking about this and BOOM you post 😂🤣😂🤣 guess I felt the disturbance in the Football Force

[@warcraftlake7]

I wonder how diffrent SEC roll call and SEC shorts would of changed had Auburn not called the worse possible defense on that 4th and 31.

[@dustinbryant8233]

Someone get this guy an Oscar. Well done sir. MIZ!

[@ZachJ6]

As an Auburn fan you nailed it for us

[@Heysarge99]

Dude, you are an absolute genius… Once again, you hit it out of the park!!!

[@jhun-rm3kg]

Love these every week. Lets keep this going in the offseason too, between recruiting and spring ball, they'll plenty you can poke at.

[@GAMarine137]

I have been saying the same thing.

[@Therefferee]

Especially with OU and Texas coming

[@PastorK4Noles]

A day late, but never a dollar short with you, Matt! Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂

[@PastorK4Noles]

@Babylion2311 , you're absolutely right. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

[@gonzaleg165]

Matt, you out did yourself on this one this week. It’s hilarious!!

[@dadzilla8015]

So that was why it took an extra day!!! That was awesome!!! And I was thinking the Bama game caused a heart attack. Shame on me. 😂🤣

[@dayneowens7549]

I don't know how you do it but you have yet to disappoint! Every video I swear I'm not gonna laugh to the point of eyes watering... 0 for whatever or how many I've watched!!! 😂

[@JeffGoldblumsChest]

I just knew Florida would get a spit mention. This is the cleat yeet of '23.

[@thathappensalot1352]

My dog 100% started looking for a cat! She's never cared with other videos, but Matt... My word those sounded like cats and she wanted to play with them! Like the good Georgia Dawg she is

[@benloconnor1990]

That was a masterpiece Matt, thank you!

[@danmurphy95]

“Darth MIZ order 66ed the bacon.”😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[@BlackStrat21]

You earned a like for that Super Bowl line 😂 best SEC videos every week sir!

[@draku9667]

I got a little worried when Matt was about to rhyme with trigger

[@DanielChannel89]

The extra effort put in here was worth the extra day's wait.

[@tracyking4518]

You're brilliant, Matt Mitchell

[@dsa1569]

The ending is hilarious Darth mizz is back yesssssss🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And the Dawg father

[@rebeccamckemie1002]

GREAT JOB!!! These are the best. Thanks Matt.

[@bryanhumphries1972]

Been waiting all day for this one!

[@johnodell8692]

Wow Matt, your peak this work just might be, Phenomenal it shines, a marvel to see. Happy holidays ring, with your art on full display, A video that touchdowns in a remarkable way. 🔥Great video Matt! We all hope you have a great Christmas, and thank you for the awesome video! It was a real treat man

[@greggdoty3076]

This was one of the funniest ones yet. Auburn's hissy fit at the end was hilarious. And as a Hog fan, I feel for him--giving up the winning TD like that is something the Hogs would do...ya know, back when we were good. But in the latest news--Petrino is coming back to Fayetteville! Who saw that coming? "Can't hurt worse than Sam not getting bought out." All I can say about that is ::sigh:: yes...

[@rwtx7781]

I’m an Aggie but hadn’t heard Petrino was going to Arkansas. Don’t know how I missed that. Still getting over the scare that they tried to hire Stoops…

[@southerndude9516]

What is blud yappin about

[@Lukebama]

Bro the "clapped on second down" was priceless

[@samuelzachariah8739]

Does someone have an exact dollar value for the amount of alcohol sold at or near Jordan-Hare after 4th and 31? Just curious

[@Kr38RMediA]

Make this the most liked comment

[@MrSportsadam]

It was a good week for Kentucky being 4-1 in basketball and beating the number 10th team in the college football playoffs #GoBBN #GOCATS

[@dredennis113]

And now the number 8 team at Rupp. Kentucky has beaten 2 top 10 ACC teams.

[@MrSportsadam]

@@dredennis113 yes sir this going to be a good season for the cats

[@nicolej2740]

Don’t forget the volleyball team knocking off to 10 Arkansas 3-0 at their place to capture the SEC crown again!

[@dredennis113]

@@nicolej2740 I didn’t want to knock a SEC team. Buts been a great week for Kentucky fans.

[@nicolej2740]

@@dredennis113 That's fair.

[@eggsngritstn]

I like the characters this season... Mizzou as a dark-hearted spoiler is great, the Sou' Curlahna Gamepenises as an over confident meandering dolt, drunken Auburn, desperate-to-fire Jimbo TA&MU, they're all good. Of course, Tennessee continues, as they should, as delusional nitwits, Kentucky continues as a basketball school, and Alabama continues as Alabama. Great.

[@keithconner9036]

You forgot friendly and helpful Vanderbilt

[@eggsngritstn]

@@keithconner9036 Well, Vandy, Ole Miss, Miss State, and Arkansas were more or less as you’d expect. Georgia I didn’t like. But let’s be clear: delusional Tennessee is the best of the bunch.

[@mwater_moon2865]

Agreed, Matt's Kayfabe story lines beat the snot out of the trash the various official announcers try to talk up

[@miguelsanders1767]

Nice.. now my week is complete. Funny Maine, sec shorts then Matt to bring it home.. I will miss y’all in a few months

[@TearYouApart360]

I'm an FSU fan but Matt is hilarious.

[@anaceliamartinez-smith]

The "censor" sounds LMBO Matt you did not disappoint!🤣

[@mikestewart3670]

Another classic Roll Call, Matt! Excellent!

[@04straw]

Instant classic! Thanks, Matt. 👍

[@missflowerpower8724]

Oh, Matt… I absolutely LOVE your videos, but these SEC compilations are the very BEST!!

[@noahmcgalliard8622]

Oh boy if the Bobby P to Arkansas happened earlier this week would of made for one heck of a roll call.

[@tahjjj1488]

😂 The BEST ONE!!! Poor Auburn!🤣

[@beybladerkid5489]

Heard plenty of poor Auburns in my day and not enough fuck Auburns.

[@denisemasters1933]

Loved the Texas and OU part -- thank you !

[@lessthan12parsecs92]

Best. SEC ROLL CALL. EVAR! That was fantastic!!!

[@youreallthesame1594]

Literally a work of art

[@eescabar]

The may be the best one ever! LOVE IT!

[@MichaelSmith-kr9qw]

The Mizzou and Arkansas game only could've been better if it was hosted in Hawaii because Missou took them to a Lua !! They served up a mean HOG Roast , Here Sooie !!!! My Aggies didn't faire any better either but that has been this years Aggie season in a Nutshell !!

[@ashleyjade5607]

As an Auburn fan, I am in immense pain and just want next season to start already

[@brucemiller2221]

Thanks Matt...another great video. Your videos are the best part of my post football weekend. As my wife says, marry a Tennessee fan...they are loyal no matter what disappointment lies in their way. GBO!!!

[@travisgraham9767]

Perfect ending to the regular season! Go Dawgs!!

[@Noledad77]

Got a question for you, as a Georgia fan, if you'll indulge... Which playoff team (assuming it's Michigan, Washington and my beloved Noles) would you most want to face, and least want to face in each of the two rounds?

[@timhensley3695]

​@Noledad77 ,,I am a Michigan fan, I would like to see them win it all. I don't think they can keep up with Georgia. I also like watching other college teams play to

[@Noledad77]

@timhensley3695 I agree about my Noles against Georgia. Their offense is extremely good and I'm not sure we would be able to score into the 20s against them. However, if by some miracle they were in a close game (1 score) at the half, our defense has been stout in 2nd halves this season (mostly).

[@CCoolidge]

@@Noledad77as a dawg fan I want us to play all 3 to assert dominance

[@getinit56]

@@Noledad77As a dawg fan for decades. Kirby never ceases to amaze me. Year, over year he builds towards the end season. Never letting the world see his entire hand. This year, I do believe he has pulled off the greatest sandbag in NCAA history. (Nobody has accurate full lineup tape to review on GA). Whether it was on purpose, or by accident through injury? This Saturday we are going to witness the largest “Starting”, first string talent GA has fielded all year long. I believe this machine he has built is about to unleash the beast. I don’t think there is a program in the nation can match the Dawgs this year, and if anyone is going to have a chance, their defense better be elite. With that said, I think the Dawgs is about to see the best defensive challenge that the entire country has to offer for prospective finalist. 32-0 upcoming.

[@31446963048]

Well done Matt. Mizzou if the Darth Miz thing ever gets old, I've been saying we're the Undertaker of the SEC for years now. You're welcome to it. We're paid to be the bad guy.

[@danmurphy95]

MIZZOU undid Mullen at Florida. Don’t think of us as Sith Lords, but as an evil character hell bent to revenge his honor from the league that mocks and ostracizes him.

[@KlintonSilvey]

@@danmurphy95 and that same league clutches their pearls when Drink pops off with a comment after a win. Hypocrites all!

[@michaelhart6318]

Mizzou took out Butch Jones at Tennessee.

[@Cobbsouth]

Hmmm, will the Undertaker run the Gravedigger someday?🤔

[@mwater_moon2865]

Eh, I think it's kinda sad that Matt does a better job of the Kayfabe than the actual SEC. I mean, they kept trying to talk like Mizzou had this huge rivalry with ar-Kansas when everybody knows that it's no where near the beefs they had with the Cornhuskers.

[@4lodad77]

Absolutely the best! Every week i look forward to these and Matt nails it every time

[@jonathanshumpert9549]

The touchdown by Bama did keep me from having to admit I was wrong. Earlier in the week, I said to an Auburn fan that any team that lost by 21, at home, to New Mexico State, did NOT have a prayer of beating Bama. I was looking for my original post so I could apologize. Now, I don't have to.

[@crazydude5825]

Nah you still do. A prayer of beating Bama is not the same as actually beating them. Bama survived by a single miracle play.

[@kennethmasters9329]

Yeah was fixin to say if I remember correctly Bama fans are the ones critical of every team ranked ahead of them who win by a TD or less but lead the whole game but yet pull one out of their butts and claim to be worthy.

[@Hustle_256]

​@@kennethmasters9329keep crying 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@ReneeHopkins]

A win's a win. Cope.

[@kennethmasters9329]

@@ReneeHopkins tell that to the committee when you guys are on the outside looking in.

[@TheRealPurpleHand]

Brilliant, Matt!!! Worth the wait!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@brocktolbert]

As a Auburn fan I feel like that daily 😂

[@lavernesmithson1792]

Love Darth MIZZ, and love these skits.

[@moonkenzie]

0:38 I instinctively raised my hand to slap somebody. You don't slander our basketball 😂

[@thedude1020]

The best roll call of the year!! Thank you matt for making me cry with laughter!

[@megajteon1541]

As an auburn fan that has and will be my mood for a while

[@thegiant573]

As is should be, Come on man Beating Bama is all Auburn and TN want every year. We did for a half and you did for all but the last play.

[@jasonsinclair9615]

Could just watch the kick 6 for another 10 years in a row

[@stevechance150]

You can join ALL the SEC fans who will be united in cheering for Georgia to defeat Alabama, in the Championship game on Saturday.

[@christopherpugh7199]

Me too!

[@victoriaroberts8024]

This was awesome. I’m already going through SEC Roll Call withdrawals. 😢😭😩

[@larryhibbitts2099]

Matt, awesome as always! Thank you for another great season!

[@Flip_Flop82]

Amazing job all season, but especially this one. I loved "Order 66'ed the hogs" 💀💀💀

[@ablinkin65]

Great writing. Great performance. Well done Matt. I'm pretty sure my lady is getting me one of your shirts for Christmas. (MSMA)

[@Louisiana_Levitator06]

That’s the exact POV of LSU fans right now.😁 Just glad I’m not an Auburn fan…😕

[@scottshinbaum1772]

Love the Carolina WBB shout out!

[@HoHerm]

You took a lot of time to write Roll Call this week, and I absolutely loved it. Thank you, Uncle Matt!

[@Tiktok._.mashup15]

The censored part is the best part 🤣🤣 I watched it over and over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 poor Awburn. Lol.

[@gypsybelle4757]

SEC MVP right here. Thank you, Matt!

[@debbiegraham9454]

🥰GO DAWGS!!! ❤🖤❤🖤 Thank you, Matt!!! Love these Roll Calls!

[@wendyduncan9084]

Thank you soooo much. We are a house divided. Vols and Clemson so it’s all orange here. Thank you from both of us for insulting Carolina. 🧡🧡🧡 We are praying for you Auburn. That one stung. It looks great on truckers. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@doniphan72ify]

The Empire is back into order, now that Darth Mizz has once again taken his rightful place on SEC ROLL CALL lol. 🤣😂

[@rachellongcrier2236]

Haaaaaa!!! Well worth the wait!! Excellent job and I hope you had a great holiday with the fam ❤

[@shanefrederick7731]

The UK basketball joke hurts. Glad you let UK fix it first 😁

[@calvinburnette4425]

Best F🐈king one yet! These get me through until the next weekend.

[@BuzzLiteworth]

I’m literally staring at your channel waiting for Week 14 to drop right now

[@TrueCubsFan]

Same