SEC Roll Call - Week 4 (2024 Season)

[@alostrich]

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[@meditatingmunky3824]

Will I be immune to the eyes of Dolly if I do?

[@maverickmissile801]

GBO 🍊

[@BuzzLiteworth]

@@meditatingmunky3824yeah I don’t wanna be mistaken for that hussie Jolene

[@tonto6876]

Perfect for my visit to the Arkansas game. We are going for 50 points in the 1st quarter

[@MC-ij9dw]

That it comes in up to 5xl shows… you really know us.

[@paulcarson2542]

The sole fact alone that Matt has now weponized a Dolly Parton cut out is hilarious

[@DistraughtVolFan]

I love it 😂

[@KristinaLJohnson]

She’s just doing gods work…? 😂

[@permafrost8322]

I'm gonna get one, paint the eyes, and hopefully you'll see it on Gameday if they come

[@rcschmidt668]

That Shoney’s football is icing on the cake.

[@robcressey7228]

I know he got that Dolly at the Dollar General.

[@PredxMarvel]

Tennesse Joining Mizzu on being a horror villain got me in tears 🤣💀

[@amandachilds5290]

But then it was "Ok BYEEE" at the end. 😂

[@karstenfemrite4448]

I'm just hoping that, somehow...someway...it's Mizzou-Tenn in Atlanta.

[@wildthingsfishingchannel]

Look Darth mizz is our bit for mizzou fans it's all we have don't share it with tennessee they don't need it lol😂

[@Swordsfor200Alex]

I was hoping Darth Mizzou would be holding some sandbags…not running one scheme this season that they will finally unveil in Tuscaloosa.

[@yeehawstrength8315]

Darth Mizzou isn’t a horror bit 😂

[@kjoc70]

"...more slippery than the handle on Diddy's baby oil cabinet." Okay, I laughed too much at that one.

[@DonP_is_lostagain]

I'm still laughing! 🤣

[@Servingemanualcouragously]

Me too!!!

[@TheRealPurpleHand]

That one literally made me spit take my water. 😂

[@michaelgriggs395]

Diddy deserves every bit of the hate he gets…. Got Em!!!!

[@onslotmusik4223]

😂😂

[@davidbranham22]

The yellow flag in the cupcake for the Gamecocks was a nice touch 😅

[@davidsanders364]

Painfully accurate

[@NickDirk]

Stung a little

[@shawnswift7465]

I think if they keep winning the flags are gonna be running jokes here and SEC Shorts

[@nousernameheree]

His FB posted this 2 days ago "This week’s SEC Roll Call will be delayed as I’m dealing with a family emergency. Thanks for your understanding and support." So we need to keep him and his family in prayer and good vibes. Let's not flood his YT site with comments when more important things are going on for him and his family at the moment

[@kellycampbell8056]

Thanks for sharing!

[@Rymann_23]

THE EYES OF DOLLY SEE ALL 😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

[@stormkingld6474]

Not the Tony's smelling salts.😂😂😂😂

[@Riley007-i5w]

i was not expecting diddy to be catching strays in a matt mitchell sec roll call video ☠️☠️☠️

[@simplyamac]

1000 bottles of lubacant!

[@leoniashaw7467]

☠️☠️

[@dempseykraft]

I have started watching SEC football because of your Roll Call. You should be getting SEC royalties

[@AerynBella]

Agreed! Tuned in to Mizzou v Vandy and Tennessee v Oklahoma so that I'd get the references this week 😊

[@KirbysFakePunt]

Roll call season makes Mondays feel like a holiday Thanks Matt always love the laughs.

[@chazvegas_]

This man is a national treasure and must be protected AT ALL COSTS!

[@michaeltabor4176]

As a cajun I am both equally proud and ashamed that I understood everything that your version of Coach O said...

[@jamesknapp64]

I love how when he was doing the Coach O bit and no one was understanding him, Florida says "you have a pet alligator" and everyone was like "WTF Florida understood him the whole time!"

[@landonmichelle]

What?!? Nah, no shame here bebe!! GEAUX TIGERS 💜💛💜💛

[@ChoseDeath]

I need a translator, I didn't catch but about 3 words.

[@Livlifetaistdeth]

I don't live anywhere near an SEC team but I've started watching SEC football just to prepare for this, because it's awesome!

[@aaronlopez492]

"Baton rouge the little bitty Town that's right next to the 🌞".... 100% accurate!!!

[@Cowboyup57717]

And somehow the laws of physics are thwarted also, because the air is made of water. 🥵

[@rwtx7781]

@@Cowboyup57717 no kidding!!!

[@ash_nicole19]

You are not lying!

[@randallwelch463]

He said " The eyes of Dolly are upon you " OMG I just about lost it. How funny. 🧡🧡🧡 GBO Baby

[@codycarroll8536]

The Vols calling at the end is pure gold!

[@m.c.martin]

Vandy getting angry and Turing into the Hulk is hilarious

[@MidwayQBClub]

I thought it was a Wreck it Ralph reference.

[@matthewwells9673]

I think it was Popeye/hulk bc he’s a sailor.

[@TheMikeMarston]

The fact that it’s Mickey Mouse gloves is even better

[@bigdeboatl23]

I thought it was a Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde reference since Vandy is smart.

[@themaninthesuit5729]

'Little bitty town right next to the freakin' sun!' Bro, I'm stealing that!

[@brooksfiser7968]

This Vandy part was almost prophetic….

[@faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706]

The fact that you have made Dolly's stare something to be feared is so funny. Thank you for the laughs each week. I always look forward to Monday afternoon.

[@thatguy7850]

"But I drove." Bruh... dead. Crying laughing.

[@darrenkilfara5737]

That joke has LAYERS

[@amandachilds5290]

Yeah, I was going to reply NO WAY get to ATL in 30 minutes from Athens, but then remembered why he said it 😩🤦. 🛑 speeding off the field Dawgs!!

[@katarh]

My personal record for Hartsfield is 1 hour and 5 minutes under the following conditions: 2AM, hit every single light cleanly on 316 (and construction had ceased for the day), and all was quiet on 85. These days I make the people in my household take the damn Groome shuttle. WHEN WILL WE HAVE A TRAIN LIKE A CIVILIZED NATION

[@robertshockley9380]

It took me way too long to get that

[@cindyragsdale2144]

Slowly learning SEC lore here. What was this all about?

[@eaglerider1826]

The South Carolina pulling a flag out of the cupcake was spot on .

[@MattCJohnson]

One of the best ever, Matt! Nailed all of it. As a UT (the real one) Fan I snorted at the "Pawning your lawnmower" line and died at "the eyes of Dolly!" Keep it up!

[@ryanupchurch9683]

The real ut huh? Wanna compare endowments?

[@bigorangenation41]

@@ryanupchurch9683Texas would still be pronounced Mex-i-co if it wasn’t for Tennessee. So show some respect

[@rwtx7781]

@@bigorangenation41 Ouch! Good one!

[@ryanupchurch9683]

Bro

[@ryanupchurch9683]

@@bigorangenation41 when was the last time you were here. Texas is still Mexico.

[@goodseedsown]

Best SEC content anywhere. Period.

[@shane8915]

Apparently, you haven't seen SEC Shorts. Matt's skit's are ok. But, this is runner-up compared to them. A distant runner-up. In all honesty.

[@kimberlyneely4029]

@@shane8915 Sorry. I prefer Matt's 10 times over the SEC Shorts!

[@bobbyallison2980]

@@shane8915 nah

[@rockerfarm6445]

SEC Shorts and Roll Call

[@BirdsofAccord]

"Let the record show, I also suck." 🤣🤣🤣

[@WelziFC1]

Matt bought that dolly cut out 8 years ago and his wife told him “you ain’t never gonna find a use for that thing” and when he woke up week one and saw the Tennessee score his eyes lit up. Rumors say he is still working on his “I told you so” speech but he knows that if he ever says it his wife will make him buy his meat from the clearance section at Piggly Wiggly for the rest of the year

[@thomasbourne2415]

100% I believe every word

[@gaiterat6187]

I've bought meat from the Pig's clearance section and I'm fine.

[@RushFanatic87]

The LSU smelling salts being Tony’s got me crying 😂😂😂

[@kotlcbooknerd885]

It’s so accurate tho we put that in everything you know how people have salt and pepper shakers I Also have a Tony’s shaker in my house

[@RushFanatic87]

@@kotlcbooknerd885 No lies there. That’s our version of Frank’s Red Hot. We put that sh*t on everything!

[@tn-family]

I've been refreshing KZbin all day waiting for this and it didn't disappoint. Go Vols! Spooky Rocky Top Dolly is fire!

[@chrishatcher5957]

Same here...... And it never disappoints

[@baysooner5745]

Your defense line is the bomb. Hope you get your get your offensive tackles back soon or it could be painful when you play someone with an offense...(sure as hell want us)

[@loganpergola]

Having sat in the student section of that LSU V UCLA, we need to ban games that start before 4:30pm in any month before November... That was downright brutal

[@decaturoglesby3215]

I just want to thanks Matt for the video you make. If I ever feel down or depressed I watch your videos to help me get over it .

[@vihockeyguy1]

“And what do we get? The ability to make really good cheese!” I can’t believe someone referenced this. Our neighbor at our house in Fayetteville is a Mississippi State alum and as a “welcome to the neighborhood” gift, they gave me one of their Mississippi state cheese board trays. It was ridiculously good. I had no idea

[@CoachChef]

I'm from B1G country, but live in Big12(formerly PAC12) country. And I can't wait to see SEC Roll Call everywhere. Pure Quality

[@haroldholbert2258]

Dolly strikes again!!!!!!! Love it! Mean it!!!!!!

[@timstewart6544]

The fact that I look forward to these more than SEC shorts now is crazy! You’re doing a great job.

[@icer22x]

I think Bama and Georgia hanging out on the bye week perfectly captures the current sentiment between these two fan bases. Mutual respect.

[@Doug-lw5gf]

Make ‘em play each other every year and see how long that lasts.

[@satagaming9144]

the Dolly jumpscares need to stay

[@berlyn3014]

Yes!

[@jamesknapp64]

The eyes of dolly are upon us

[@UT4Life]

Texas saying “Tell him to bring the cheese because I know where to get a wagon full of wine (whine).” And OU chimes in whining is genius! 😂

[@4Xscalper]

TX gonna have their hands full with OK.

[@UT4Life]

@@4Xscalper Their defense might be one of the toughest UT will play this season, but the okies have no idea how to get in the endzone right now. Last time Texas played a team with a good defense and an inexperienced qb with a porous o-line, they dominated the reigning champs in their own house. 🤘🏽

[@Birdbike719]

Still too new to understand the cheese reference...help please.

[@mwater_moon2865]

@@Birdbike719 Mississippi State cheese is awesome, like to the level that you can order it online, but if you do any time after the Egg Bowl (Thanksgiving in the rest of the country), you'd better pray that they aren't out yet because it is a Christmas gift for SOOO many folks. To be fair, the cheese is good, but the whole dairy department makes puts the commercial operations to shame. When I go to visit my family in Mississippi I carry a cooler with me with dry ice JUST for the ice cream.

[@Birdbike719]

@@mwater_moon2865 thank you. I had no idea! (I've heard about I think a Pacific northwest school thaf does cheese, too, but cant remember which one now!) Maybe they'll bring cheese to the tailgate so us Texans can sample it

[@andrewt06]

GO VOLS!!! The last part with Tennessee was fantastic 😂

[@Kelnx]

Yeah the Dolly thing is hilarious. GO VOLS!!!

[@terryschiller2625]

Y'all know you don't mess with our Dolly!

[@samright4661]

It’s Funny until Rocky Flop plays in Athens

[@maverickmissile801]

GBO!! 🍊🍊🍊

[@BuzzLiteworth]

Yeah go Vols!! Way to pummel Choke-lahoma!! 🤘Hook ‘Em🤘

[@ThreeRunHomer]

The Vols’ revenge tour continues.

[@brucegrossman3531]

"Little bitty town next to the sun"

[@goodseedsown]

Screaming 😂😂😂

[@caimenallen4887]

I am from that area and he ain't wrong

[@BirdsofAccord]

The entire state is a sloppy, wet sun SCP entity.

[@JL-sm6cg]

Apparently he's never been to Yuma.

[@lucasvu461]

I done see so many people passing out at the LSU game it was brutal 😂

[@watztheuse]

I do not even watch football, And I love theses videos. THANK YOU!

[@spikymikie]

"The Eyes of Dolly are upon you." I fell out of my chair! Go Vols!!

[@timbescorn8372]

Coach O settin' up the Dolly jump scare was awesome. 😂😂

[@kotlcbooknerd885]

“My smelling salts don’t work for them” holds up Tony’s Yeah that’s about right we put that in everything

[@moonkenzie]

Kentucky being happy about nothing is so on-brand for us 😅🤣 & I straight hollered "HE BRINGIN DOLLY INTO THIS?!" and cracked up. Always look forward to your content, Matt

[@MangoKai]

The eyes of dolly are upon you!

[@shondalee13]

Matt’s crossing up his UT’s there! 😂🤣

[@justanotherfollower]

According to his community page, he's dealing with a family emergency. Roll Call Week 5 will be delayed.

[@gypsybelle4757]

As a lifelong State fan, thank you for bringing us laughter this season. We need it. 😢

[@Birdbike719]

Apologizing ahead of time for Saturday. Hook Em!🤘

[@Oldmandad007]

Respect on that last part.... Well the whole thing really.... I sure was pulling for Vandy.... Oh well, GBO!!!

[@elijahhawkins4830]

I’m all here for the Tennessee Slasher arc, GBO!!

[@dustinp4282]

I love Darth Mizzou and Tennessee scaring people.

[@aguynamedguy309]

I've been refreshing feed for 15 minutes waiting on this.

[@maverickmissile801]

Same 😂

[@MichaelOKC]

I have been waiting all day for this too!

[@alanewing1622]

Me too brother. As a longhorn fan it's nice to be included between Matt and SEC shorts! Excited about our "welcome" to the SEC lol going to be a tough one

[@MichaelOKC]

@alanewing1622 can't wait for our match-up... I am an OU fan! I was really proud of our defense last game, but I'm VERY disappointed in how our offense did!. I expected the loss.. but was expecting a different game!

[@Ceyx000]

"Rocky Chop: Season of Dolly" GBO!

[@lew526]

Jump-Scare Dolly is turning me into a Tennessee Fan! 😆

[@DJcystrom]

Go Vandy!!! That game was awesome.

[@Hills2319]

As a carolina fan the flag in the cupcake is hilarious😂

[@toshamccarty5115]

At this rate Matt, you'll get Dolly herself to be in one of your videos. Now that will be a hoot, especially if she sings her version of Rocky Top!

[@justanotherfollower]

Matt just posted on his Community Page about 50 mins ago all the details. His wife and baby are doing just fine after a short stint in the hospital. SEC Roll Call will drop tomorrow afternoon.

[@AndyEZ28]

“But let the records show that I also suck.” It’s true for both Auburn and Arkansas

[@douglasdixon524]

Im a Hog fan and I know the rest of the season is going to be rough, to say the least.

[@wendyduncan9084]

I hope Dolly watches your videos and enjoys them as much as we do. She is literally the Mother Teresa of Tennessee. I can’t wait until she zaps Bama.

[@kyledallavis2758]

As a 20+ year season ticket holder for Mizzou…my heart still hasn’t fully recovered from Saturday night. Needed some quality Roll Call laughs today!!

[@jefferyshoults5000]

Almost drove me back to drinking. Good grief

[@Meltedwhisky]

I think we were sitting by each other

[@Pseudowolf]

Last year we got the rise of Darth Mizzou. This year we've added Tennessee Jason, with Vandy on the fence. It just keeps going.

[@heatherhamilton5811]

Yay!! The metropolis that is Auburn-Opelika got a shout out! 😂 Thanks, Matt! Btw, people absolutely love my Aub-ee’s shirt! Thanks!! War Eagle!

[@big1cam]

Just noticed that Shoney’s SEC football. I love that place, reminds of Saturdays before the games, and after fishing with my Grandaddy.

[@orgeth6000]

I love your skits. I'm a giant FSU fan, but you're one of the sole reasons why I watch any SEC games to see your stuff on Monday. Was expecting mizzou to be sweating like UGA did after Kentucky

[@NandR]

Me too!

[@LoneWolf42389]

For the non-Tennessee residents, BOLO ALERT: Tennessee Jason only hunts in East and Central Tennessee region but has been seen in North Carolina, Kent Ohio, and Oklahoma. The proper authorities expect Tennessee Jason is trying to get to Atlanta, GA by the first Saturday im December. Beware! Be alert!, there's volunteers in his state that support Tennessee Jason.

[@hbccareers6745]

What's in Atlanta? TN doesn't play gt or ga state this year.........oh!!!! The sec championship.

[@RondaBernstein]

You mean Middle Tennessee.

[@etec4820]

The Tony's smelling salts weren't working....brilliant.

[@racerscottw227]

Matt needs to team with Dolly and the VolShop to make an Eyes of Dolly are Upon You shirt

[@shondalee13]

He’s going to have to pay the real UT done royalties for that. Lol

[@jessicablake86]

Couldn’t wait for this one! Much love from this TN fan. 🍊🧡

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

Wearing my Matt Mitchell shirt and a new SEC Roll Call, yes please!!

[@macklyn]

Dangit! Dolly got me again! Great stuff Matt.

[@davidhfranz]

Ok, the Dolly Parton jump scare is legitimately funny.

[@markstoker9497]

This is one of the only good things about Mondays. Always look forward to your videos.

[@Scuba4Steve]

Don’t you dare turn the sweetest woman alive into a weapon of fear. lol

[@robvonky]

MATT MITCHELL !!! you need to be in the hall of fame or something lol you are the best !

[@mdmorga]

Bro, it keeps getting funnier every week, and yes, we 2 votes and have our swagger back! Fear the chicken!

[@geckomaster25x]

The OU lawnmower bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drock13]

Dolly emphasized “ Strangers don’t come down from Rocky Top”

[@RickOSidhe]

"The Eyes of Dolly are Upon You"

[@janmillerstopmotion]

Matt you are a national treasure. 😂😂😂😂

[@jamesbrown9736]

Tony Chashere and the diddy joke priceless Matt.

[@JeffreyCrisp]

Man, Matt is so confident in the Vols that he jumped over Arkansas and Florida and went right to Alabama.

[@kristenm4710]

The Dolly cut out continues to be pure gold! I cant believe I actually look forward to mondays now lol Cant wait for TN and Dolly to keep terrorizing... and GBO 🍊 Okay byyeee!! 🤣

[@Not_so_greatScott]

Tony’s smelling salts. Great life hack, thanks!

[@RondaBernstein]

According to this skit, Nick Saban released Hulk Vandy on Alabama. That is a perfect explanation. 😂😂

[@LoneWolf42389]

Mo slippery than the handle on Diddy's Baby oil cabinet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@weshubbard]

Great, now I need a orange checkered Jason mask

[@nomadsportz3180]

I was at the lsu game and I can personally attest that one of the hottest environments I’ve been in. And I’m from Tennessee

[@UKCrazy007]

I'm glad we've made it to the UK getting one word part of the season and it's not even October yet. UK football is back y'all, it coincides with the loss of my will to live.

[@mystbs6612]

LSU Student here… we had to part the red sea in the student section because a dude drank 18 bears, baked in 98 degree heat index, and vomited…. so yeah… it looked like we had some empty seats

[@rwtx7781]

@@mystbs6612 Bwhahaha! 🤢

[@chuckstearman2503]

Love This guy Matt Mitchell ❤

[@sumterlb]

"Little bitty town that's right next to the sun" 😂😂😂

[@daveratledge]

Love your stuff brocephus... Thanks for the hard work and content.

[@glendatarrant4830]

I'm not a big football fan, so a lot of the jokes go over my head. But what I do understand is so funny!

[@benjamindirrim536]

Rocky Top is spooky good this year. Go Vols!

[@foggykudzu394]

Dolly makes another appearance! Roll Tide, Matt.

[@JTodd1991]

Once upon a time, I was a teenager at a football camp. Robby Tebow (brother of Tim) was our cabin's mentor. While he didn't share a bunk bed with two other guys, he did share a room with two guys on a bunk bed. Also, Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston was his alarm song. He was a genuine guy, and it made me feel bad for hating his brother. (Context- I was a UGA fan in the late 2000s when this occurred).

[@pdxcorgidad]

We're the little bitty town *right next to the freaking sun* Hahahahaha

[@MD500RAT]

I never thought i would ever have a reason to look forward to Mondays, but sir, you have succeeded!