Secret Neighbor is EXACTLY what you thought it was

[@RagedmeeksGaming]

I can't believe they actually used Sam when they modeled the neighbor

[@yehyeh644]

too real

[@insertname8283]

and he doesnt even need to kidnap kids cause he has one in his house already

[@sevsayedov3478]

I mean, they needed a visual reference of what a pedophile looks like

[@unholyfixation5749]

That's so fucked omg lmao

They just gave him a moustache so no one would suspect it's really Sam.

[@GeneralSam]

Hey guys sorry it took so long between uploads. I've been working on a class reunion thingy for a family member and its taken significantly longer than expected. I'm finished now. So ITS TIME TO HIT THAT GAMER GRIND. On the roster: OUTERCHADS CoomKOV .12 Update Cowadoody and some other stuff i got planned. I need an employee. like an unpaid one. I need a slave.

[@ClebBoi]

If there is something on the back burner I would be interested in helping. Mainly as a way to get better at editing myself. I'm a photo journalist/broadcast journalist by trade so I can always use practice. If this is a serious inquiry lol.

[@ratbastard5370]

I'll work unpaid 😩

[@Dre-Stax]

General Sam you have your wife use her

[@andrewmorris6425]

Damn I love you sam

[@BadPissSmell]

What do you think a kid is Sam? Put the little freeloader to work!

[@austinfletcher6248]

They had this as an exhibit at PAX this year. They really didn't appreciate when I kept calling the main character of their game "The Kid Diddler" or "Diddles" for short.

[@steelfist1305]

Why else would you kidnap a kid? They're annoying as hell.

[@ryleygriggs9840]

Butcha Pete Ransom their rich parents.

[@nxght6694]

Imperial Judesmen138 too bad butthead

[@ABonafideSkeleton]

"Njebohr. Njebohr. Njebohr." -Russian 7 year old 2019

[@thegooobley1993]

We should all live by these words

[@noahjames2853]

Can we all take a min to appreciate Sam? He uploads frequently, his humor never wavers, his content and quality is tops. And this mans uploading every week or so. Idk if he's always been on the grind or something but dude kills it. In other words epstiendidntkillhimself.

[@quillclock]

shout out tho that little 7 year old Russian social engineering master

[@slyphknttdotdotdot637]

*Thwack* NeY boR

[@CAL1MBO]

kneeeboor

[@Some_Random_]

nAeBoEr

[@swagcat7779]

Njabor

[@kalashnkov4774]

Nick guhr

[@AozoraUltra2006]

wow the missing children posters when a kid dies damn

[@AROAH]

Aozotra Right? This game is kind of ridiculously dark. Hello Neighbor was, too, but no one gave a shit about the story. Here, though, you literally have children dying on screen.

[@Khaons]

10:09 and they say Heath Ledger is the best Joker.

[@Alfie02]

The Jew hunts the blonde blue eyed kids in a game of tag or be bagged. Sam shower

[@oldorox]

Alfie 02 Is this an AI generated comment?

[@Alfie02]

@@oldorox yes I am not a robot

[@kubli365]

@@Alfie02 geode

[@ajhiep4447]

Reporting this video for attacking germans.

[@kruppcorp2359]

@@ajhiep4447 reporting your existence for hate speech

[@spookismaximus5878]

This game taught me how to lure children into my basement 10/10

[@asomxtik]

Spookis Maximus yup just take one and you’ll get 5 more

[@VOYAGEUR-YT]

9:32 Please keep bringing that clip back. I actually go back to that Apex video all the time to play that part.

[@msharmall7298]

That shit kinda got me HHhorny dog

[@msharmall7298]

Yeah keep bringin that shit back it was hilarious

[@maxvantrease814]

“In order to stop school shootings”-general Sam. You must claps the hands

[@Muu-Mei]

...so it's just TTT in 2019. Epic devs.

[@SpaceCowboy260]

That’s sounds like fun to me

[@papa_shu]

Yeah, because TTT nowadays isn't cancerous at all. Nope. Not at all.

[@gibberishgibberish5906]

TTT with the inclusion of child kidnapping

[@boingo3275]

@@gibberishgibberish5906 so, just normal TTT.

[@dethfileskyrimmods1689]

its more like murder, but you have to pay for this one, best deal ever.

[@Renahin]

I love tuning into a sam video, and seeing no ads on it. Gives you that warm and fuzzy feeling that theres a special joke or two inside.

[@mitchl5220]

1:04 the kid in the middle left looks like you

[@hatefulgaming1800]

Nacho Friend Rust wood

[@Crimblor]

I got molested on a scout camp when I was a kid and now I watch General Sam videos

[@MeanAndPristine]

Petition to change this game’s name to Tyler Gee Simulator

[@justaniggatryingtogrowabea4555]

@@MeanAndPristine i would sign it

[@Mahziii]

cool

[@FalcoMoment]

That's pretty hot

[@bananaman3536]

That's epic

[@aerospaceracecraft8954]

I LOVE how each Sam video feels like a story! Rewatch value is through the roof!

[@captainfrisbee8075]

Geezus Sam, all these uploads got me shootin’ ropes!

[@JackBadassVevo]

Hey whaddaya know, it's a general Sam simulator. I can't wait to hop on this game and experience what it truly means to be Jewish

[@masonsmoore9629]

Daddy its my turn on the computer

[@charlesdemers1197]

Mason Mokkre *Danny G

[@Sweatygumbo]

9:00 I was working at the gym and I cried so hard from laughing at this bit.

[@xXTotalDIsCordXx]

Stop watching videos and finish your set, youre hogging the bench!

[@mr.rubright4580]

Dude that whimper "no.." sam made. You can feel the hopelessness as he prepares his ass to be tiddle. 4:40

[@knackerbags5994]

*Rubbing of hands intensifies*

[@RoyalMatrix69]

Underated comment

[@kaigamer8250]

I've been missing this prime Sam content.

[@blaize2638]

That intro almost made me cry

[@brian-doncrump4689]

There's a level of style to these videos the you don't find anywhere else. I dig it.

[@Swarkyishome]

I still firmly believe this is one of your best videos and it's severely underappreciated

[@halo7372]

In order to get better at pedophillia, I played this game

[@massweaponsofdestruction]

same

[@thefishgolder]

I joined the church

[@Spoon80085]

2:05 -Sun zoo

[@morcant7]

Tzu

[@zetazakuz1513]

Poo

[@Spoon80085]

Wychix GGX that’s the joke...

[@guymetdrapedes220]

*son

[@zetazakuz1513]

@@guymetdrapedes220 Goku?

[@joshuajones2438]

At 2:19 sam had that look in his eyes that he was about to risk it all

[@infinitepickle3727]

The ending was terrifying

[@ajhiep4447]

Imagine how many world war jokes sam is going to make when he plays call of duty mordern warfare.

[@redesoj2624]

glad there is finally a guide for these sweet children

[@Bendino93till]

Seeing sam actually sensor himself 😂 more and more tells you how much trouble he been getting himself into 😂

[@nigelwilliams7179]

Please do more of these. These videos always leave me crying with laughter

[@SkankmundFreud]

i genuinely believe this is one of sams best videos, on jah

[@logan_wolf]

Wham! Bam! Thank you, Sam!

[@beefstewmedia3380]

Aye Sam, just want you to know that there’s people out there that actually give a shit about sincerity in content. The internet is bullshit and it revolves around morons and stuff, you know the whole jizzjam chief. Point is, you should know you still have a lot of stuff that these idiots don’t which is a fan base of people with brains, keep making good shit brother we appreciate you.

[@matthewwp326]

The ending is the creepiest thing I've seen all year.

[@Logantor]

The mad lad...

[@_Blank___Space_]

That laugh at the end was some real spooky shit, ngl.

[@Dwarfskindabetter]

That fucking pause when you say "to stop school shootings" was so good.

[@BobDoleStyle]

I bet even this “secret” neighbor hates Sam’s guts just as much as his irl neighbors.

[@H92-v6w]

1:30 to be exactly its neighbord´s son who passed away long time ago

[@dylanneilson1293]

9:32 The best line on this channel

[@woody9672]

“I live in smethwick Birmingham” same bro, nothing to brag about 😂

[@JadeDeer_]

9:21 I L L T A K E Y O U D O W N

[@oddgod136]

2:22 the best joke Sam has ever told

[@jayak8860]

The ending wus absolute kino

[@bwoah3753]

It's so creepy how the kids die and turn into missing posters. Wtf I was tryna sleep tonight.

[@dominicraven9679]

I've spent the last 4 hours watching Sam's videos. Best content!

[@amandaking4654]

sam lifts my depression

[@straweater727]

Very cool of you to post this video Sam

[@purplerhino898]

i started wheezing at 2:20, sam your gonna give me a hernia

[@butryniplz7247]

That ending is so fucking hectic that my bunglehole collapsed

[@mattdonarumo3484]

You stood there and watched him get sacrificed for your escape and you still got caught 😂😂

[@dgmt8789]

New Red Dead update is pretty good, i can see some good content coming out soon. Some new cowboy drip, some good ol filthy criminals to hunt and some animals to butcher. Classic General sam content.

[@spaghetti6920]

Finally a general Sam simulator

[@soviet_onion_4208]

Daddy Sam back at again

[@JadeDeer_]

9:32 god tier

[@sadtoast6122]

I like the flashlight effects

[@g0urd_dude246]

Real gamer moments

[@kkay000]

Man 10/10 The words Cant connect are the best words in the world

[@weirdvids8301]

Disclaimer, don't watch with headphones

[@honkdonk8745]

How has this man secured a child

[@patch-fm]

The fact that sam looks like the neighbor is really uncanny...

[@papayeet5874]

Thanks for uploading on my birthday sam

[@GhostedFromFrogs]

7:47 HIS PLAYER HAS NO HAIRRRR xDDDDD

[@dekkodude2407]

Sound track on point mah man

[@nigelwilliams7179]

Why did you delete your previous secret Neighbor video? That was the funniest video I ever seen.

[@speakallowed8435]

If you don't wanna play baseball..... *You don't play baseball.

[@Jtoob-z5n]

My man Sam, coming at the left like a Alpha Chad Neighbor

[@astralasteroid7530]

the kenshi saga is epic

[@anthonygiacopello8714]

In order to understand how to stop school shootings... I die when you said that

[@dominicrichardson5546]

this is one of the best KZbin videos I've ever watched

[@samcarter4146]

3:36 stowp

[@JargonMadjin]

That laughing near the end tho

[@pureifier6308]

Jesus that ending scared the fuck out of me lmao

[@Logantor]

This is bumbos dream house and thoughts.

[@jensi479]

My house is probably burning down rn but ayy new Sam video 🙏

[@sandman95122]

This is probably what happens when his neighbors come over to borrow his grill again.

[@pm2255]

Lol that dad was pissed

[@plague8638]

1:06 its your average saturday night in that house from that one dark brotherhood oblivion quest

[@mjrainh2o320]

I have been waiting for this moment, but take a shower you mega chad

[@christianturner757]

Wow Sam has truly blossomed into a dad bod Chad

[@BurnzieJuice]

Man I thought you made a video on this that was a banger. I though I was going mad when I tried to rewatch it but couldn’t find it anywhere 😢

[@BurnzieJuice]

You should re upload

[@lilchilchill5982]

I lol the first 5 secs... instant liked! 🤣

[@Aaron-om8gd]

1:04 This is inception 2 plot

[@kingeoz8972]

What the hell was that dad was talking about?😂

[@Snailybob]

It was edited

[@gajeelredfox2760]

You guys don't know Danny G?

[@kingeoz8972]

@@gajeelredfox2760 who's Danny G?

[@jeck1]

Sam in his natural habitat.

[@tophmcgoph9229]

Are you serial? ......I’m super serial...man bear pig is no joke Sam!!!!!!

[@yomommason55]

Mom: Son, what are you doing in the bathroom? Son: 7:44

[@NUMBER29__]

Everytime Sam says Pedophile take a shot.

[@shaneryan3148]

“Helloooo gamerrrssss”

[@callmekane3275]

Sam looking like a skinny boy now, good shit.

[@wowmomlonesome5649]

I LOVE THIS

[@insertname8283]

the seventh kid failed the vibe check

[@rahulbanka8814]

Sam lost all bit commitment and I never thought that would happen.

[@justhenri7673]

Keep up the good work Sam.

[@Thunderchicken69]

Man this Rainbow 6 House prequel game mode is cool.