Secrets and Pies in Six Minutes

[@jasperbriggs7591]

"That moment when you find out your girlfriend is straight." I am a straight guy and that joke killed me.

[@MrGabeanator]

Jasper Briggs lol

[@MrJStyles06]

Jasper Briggs A glorious Lilly joke lol

[@MrGabeanator]

ik

[@thehandsomecrayon6676]

Jasper Briggs Lol read this comment right as Lily said it

[@MrGabeanator]

ok

[@WezelLispProductions]

I never knew "pie" was a euphemism for vagina. I've heard muffin, buy not pie...

[@znout65]

"It's okay Rainbow a lot of girls are heterosexual" AHHHHHHH! You got me Lily!

[@rubyaura9776]

Take a shot every time Lily makes a dirty joke... aaannndd I'm drunk now

[@jlo2715]

Forget drunk, more like alcohol poisoning

[@lorddee8314]

Oh god, if Silver Quill did that, he'd be either in the hospital or the morgue.

[@rubyaura9776]

Lord Dee Oh please, nothing can kill Silver Quill

[@Deadpoolzilla]

I feel like this episode was written by a low-key PinkieDash shipper

[@amazinglyidiotic8607]

Low key, it's nothing but suggestive conversation that is obvious to anyone over 12. I can already hear the PinkieDash fans squealing in delight to this episode

[@BloodyRomance1313]

I didn’t mind this episode. Honestly, it made me a little guilty. Someone always makes me cookies and I end up giving them away because they make so many. But I like seeing Rainbow’s and Pinkie’s relationship a bit more.

[@FallenAngelX00]

I think you just beat Sausage Party in most amount of sex jokes Lily.

[@lord_kyjax4450]

FallenAngelX00 probably beat Sausage Party for quality of sex jokes, too.

[@FanOfAnimation]

I want to like this, but the amount of like is already perfect.

[@jonmercano1138]

First few jokes in....this is gonna be nothing but sex jokes isn't it? I'm not complaining, the more sex talk out of Lily, the better (what?). I'm just making sure. Don't mind my face palming, it's an automatic reaction for a lot of people.

[@DerpySquiddles4043]

innuendo: the episode

[@cvcvdfetghgbbhg]

I'm sure Rainbow's tounge has to be EXHAUSTED after eating all that pie. :^)

[@tvftw1]

This video contains exactly one joke...and it's pretty good

[@alicewilloughby4318]

0:40 - "Pinkie is just in a perpetual state of sugar rush." This is news to you?

[@CloudyNight2156]

All the lesbian jokes

[@youspeltyourewrong5561]

*Aggressive rainbowpie shipping commences*

[@robmitch4085]

"You can't just shove your pie in her face." At least buy her dinner first.

[@markpula91]

All the innuendos is what make this my favorite of Lily’s content

[@davalious5107]

If you ever get tired of oral sex jokes you could always use written ones.

[@bunnyhops6358]

This is exactly the sort of content I'm glad I got on my birthday.

[@unknownnamer330]

Happy Birthday ^.^

[@seanurbik5158]

happy birthday!

[@Zerathenezot]

Now have a pie

[@soltysasuni123]

And not one joke about diabetes I'm impressed yet slightly dissatisfied

[@goliathe7654]

You have so far been my only source of episode knowledge cus I stopped watching the show during season five. so I enjoy the fun filled commentary you give, Or the annoyed filled, that's fun to listen to as well.

[@LillFluffPotato]

Woman! I watch these in the morning you know! ... god that was a great way to wake up to an otherwise uneventful Monday!

[@DragonFirePrincess7]

This in a minute fucking killed me XD maybe it's because I'm way to dirty minded for my own good. :P

[@CloudyNight2156]

This is almost party of one levels of creepy pie

[@johndelanie3649]

Lily this might be your pie-ce de resistance!

[@thegayghost872]

Your innuendos are the best part of every In A Minute

[@JoriLover22]

I just subscribed to you because of your wonderfully savage video about ToonKritic and I've been binging on these. Our opinions on things are different but I can appreciate greateness when I see it. You're a funny lady.

[@spoopy3963]

ALL the lesbian jokes

[@skeletonsinscarves3965]

Oh god this is my favorite video in the whole world

[@ghostytrickster33]

And that, children, is the episode that inspired the fanfic.

[@ghostytrickster33]

i think.

[@endernightthedrokain1770]

evil rainbow looks like see was drawn on a cheap computer found in the attic.

[@Swornmanpower9]

DAMMIT LILY you had to make nothing but pie jokes there are children hear we don't want them getting diabetes do we

[@alpha-aurigae3455]

This episode was created by everyone at DHX going into a meeting and someone said, “how about an episode that’s just a giant innuendo about lesbian oral sex?” In which everyone else nodded and went home.

[@eeveemiscellaneous8270]

I'm surprised Billy didn't say anything

[@nek0mata]

Damn it! I googled "blue waffle" ...my eyes are burning Also great jokes in this one ^_^

[@LilianOrchard]

When I tell you to NOT google something, maybe you should listen to me.

[@robotdog2054]

I know your pain Lily, no one listens to me when I tell them NOT to fuckin search something -3- and then they see something stupidly weird

[@brittasnow64]

I will never be able to watch this episode the same way again 😂

[@Birdyboys]

I’m surprised people are getting mad at Rainbow Dash for not telling the truth, I mean Pinkie was being unreasonably angry over Dash’s choice to avoid hurting her feelings

[@BeepBoopBee]

"The two of you just eat out" ... I wanna make the joke so badly XD

[@blueeclipse395]

Take a shot for every sex joke Lily says.

[@rubblebubble1700]

How to get alcohol poisoning in six minutes

[@mrobbinsite9597]

Yay! My day has something cool in it!

[@newdawnhorizon9879]

Issue #59 of friendship is magic is a one shot based on this episode

[@jantheman4242]

this video is just a solid 7 min of cunnilingus jokes and it is FUCKING PERFECT

[@tajhanstewart1227]

Well Lily....now what dirty jokes am I supposed to say? You stole em all lady.....I guess I'm just sunk

[@hickorydaisy4117]

What are the odds two different shows would have an episode titled “Secrets and Pies”?

[@aurulupus]

Hickory Daisy the Simpsons?

[@hickorydaisy4117]

Ok, make that three. Maybe. I’ve never seen Simpsons.

[@spade6277]

you know, for kids

[@alicewilloughby4318]

4:10 - "UnSTABLE"? Was that a horse pun?

[@satiricalsatyr9463]

I was curious after you said not to Google the blue waffle so I did, I don't know what I was expecting

[@isaact145]

I counted 23 Lesbian and straight jokes in the hole video.

[@Thegiddyowl]

This In A Minute was so nice, I'm gonna watch it thrice!

[@Baggytrousers27]

This time it's pie ... next time it'll be muffins. No one will be safe.

[@tonyburgoyne9614]

you feeling ok Lily? This has even more dirty jokes than usual

[@Blank_Space1622]

Eat out, ha! I get it

[@micahwilliams2384]

I'm talkin secret and pies, s-s-s-secrets and pies. (Don't you tell me no lies)

[@skeletonsinscarves3965]

Youre the best lily

[@alexmiddleton9390]

Oh gods, in my local dialect ‘to pie someone’ just means to ignore them. I’m never going to be able to think of it in the same way again...

[@Foxiiglove]

You took an episode I absolutely disliked and made it hilarious. How dare you?

[@Foxiiglove]

Sheridan Mann I feel like she has plenty of reason to be upset-- I know I'd be if I were in her place. I don't know, I just kept stressing out because Pinkie was freaking out.

[@fortis3686]

How does pinkie not have dietbetes yet?

[@seanurbik5158]

It's that last joke, where I can't tell if it's innuendo or not.

[@Phoenix-nk8tg]

You missed the opportunity to end the video with quagmire going "Good night everybody!"

[@ryannvolner7676]

Jesus Christ, all these puns

[@andrewhall6479]

Take a shot for every double entendre

[@Quinntus79]

Ow, my liver.

[@indigosteel5702]

'Cause she's got...high apple pie in the...SKYYYYYY HOPES!!!

[@applefai6021]

I didn't hear a complaint from Billy. Did you tie him down and tape his mouth? Lol

[@Redbloodthewise]

So many damn puns.

[@darkflare1810]

Great video

[@lunareclipsed5071]

Is nopony gonna mention how the moral of this story is *don't put effort into making your friends happy?*

[@candacenorman2479]

hey lily what are your thoughts on nephilimfree?

[@kroduss4802]

*THAT LAST FUCK ING JOKE HOW DARE YOU OHHHH IM DYING I LOVE IT AND HATE IT*

[@thesammy3335]

lol lily and DWK both on those pie jokes. It's pieception

[@thesammy3335]

Sheridan Mann hes someone who recaps episodes but hes very drunk and has fun with it. Also theirs a lot of sex jokes, suicidal jokes and making fun of the fandom. His episodes aren't for the light hearted and he does throw in good life lessons that he some how can say while drunk or high off his ass. Its just pure enjoyment.

[@thesammy3335]

Also he should really seek help since he talks about killing himself a lot. I worry sometimes while watching if hes serious about that???

[@gayjebus4079]

Why does it seem like whenever Pinky has an episode she acts insane

[@drwhowhatwhenwhy1165]

Okay that took me far too long to realise the joke

[@insanecrusader379]

Honestly, this episode *almost* makes me feel bad for giving up my lunch at school all the time. It's not even that I didn't like it, it was just some days that I wasn't hungry. Not only do the meds I take kill my appetite, they've caused me to become a 2-meal a day person... So lunch is usually just an optional snack for me

[@LunaP1]

XD So many innuendos.

[@just_a_racoon_girl3098]

Drinking game idea any time there a dirty jokes you drink

[@amynedd3431]

Lily just makes oral sex joke for 6 minutes. 10/10 would watch again.

[@DocDoesMinecraft11]

Pinkie is Alex Jones confirmed.

[@alexanderpetrov6319]

Yeah, this is more your speed. Well done!

[@lenax9798]

I almost died of laughter and I don't even ship them😂😂

[@sweetpea2604]

I think the writers are PinkieDash shippers

[@SkeletonFlock]

Damn these sex jokes are hilarious.

[@merrymary7109]

Is there an easy way to view this online? I don't know what websites to look for.

[@freakazonestudios7979]

😀 you a pinkie×dash fan too?

[@skyblueblazes9332]

Pinkie Pie in this episode reminds me of those asshole waiters who serve you food with stuff that you're allergic to/don't like even after you ask them to not include them in the meal, or those friends and family members who hide stuff you don't like in your food because they're offended you don't like it.

[@oreooertel925]

Oh my god. The jokes in this video ahhhhhhhhh

[@yumatsukumo1096]

Jesus we get it

[@wonderlandartwork3579]

Take a shot for every innuendo, two if Lily makes it extra obvious

[@LuxVertas]

jebus dude some of us want to live!

[@NarukoCosplay15]

Lily the queen of sex jokes

[@machinedragonnero7740]

I have absolutely no idea why this video was recommended to me... but okay. and I kind of have to admit that I found a few of them funny the jokes I mean.

[@robotdog2054]

5:55 how the fuck do you fuck up a pie THAT BADLY?? what kind of ingredients did you USE rainbow??? o_o

[@sabrinaking1873]

One of the reasons I didn't like this episode is because of how Rainbow gets treated for not liking pie. I mean, I don't like pie myself, I've tried to like it in the past but I can't bring myself to want to eat it. You could've told the story where, instead of putting it in the trash, Rainbow just gives the pie to someone else, because she doesn't want to hurt Pinkie's feelings. Pinkie misunderstands, thinking that Rainbow must be critical about her baking skills, and when she does find out the real reason, that Rainbow just doesn't like pies in general, Pinkie tells rainbow that she shouldn't feel afraid or embarrassed to come out and tell her something like that. Instead we got this hot mess that further makes me dislike Pinkie.

[@thegayghost872]

Goodnight everybody!

[@HeroofBergen]

'sigh'

[@Lovehandels]

(dies)

[@davegorack]

I think if i took a shot every time you made a sexually indeidio in this vid id be fucking dead.

[@cooldude333]

Ha! Sex jokes!

[@someoneimsure]

I also hate pies.

[@LoreDrake]

Damnit Lily...

[@hannimation1620]

Goodnight everybody

[@lauranorman3045]

H

[@ecstacyy]

"Pinkie, you should go to sleep. You came out here looking like you threw a million hissy fits in front of everyone to ruin their day." - That was my impression when I watched the episode tho.