Seecret Friday Marathon Part Two: Still On June 18th Infdev

So to start it all off, the Seecret Friday Marathon is unscripted, uncut, and even then; well; here's how it goes. Well, unscheduled, too.
But I'll make sure to go through each Seecret Friday Update, but for those that they lack, I'll substitute by playing a bugfix update or the update after it.