seeing if online tests are accurate

[@ItsCiaraWalsh]

The way I stopped mid chew when he said “why are you eating while you are watching this video” it actually caught me off guard

[@qttvzr]

SAME???

[@britneyho]

me too i was making food too and slowly stopped stirring

[@happylittleacident]

imagine how I felt when he said "have a period" and im due on xD

[@hollieboughton3622]

bahahah so real i was so confused 😂

[@felecitykat1136]

Legit mid chip crunch💀

[@wilma.94]

he is reading in a interesting order.

[@sharna1]

I've started my own game to guess which option he says next

[@alyak_22]

so glad i wasn't the only one

[@ItalianBach]

i cant control it

[@jaelxw]

⁠@@ItalianBach please control me isach

[@Arzcenus14]

LMFAO WHAT ​@@jaelxw

[@milliesarchive2]

bach not being able to read is so funny to me

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

Same 💀

[@BelinaBelii]

His brain just work to fast for his mouth.

[@ItalianBach]

i dont know whats happening to me

[@elenitelevision]

“thank you for your upload alpha bach” we say in unison

[@sully0414]

thank you for your upload alpha bach 🙇‍♀️🧎‍♀️🙏🫡

[@Ara-..]

thank you for your upload alpha bach

[@jess.edits14]

thank you for the upload alpha bach (JOHNNIE LOVE YOUR PFP))

[@arnaudFbr]

thank you for your upload alpha bach

[@Charli_m0rris]

Thank you for your upload alpha bach

[@終一]

HOW DARE YOU. YOU PUT ME ON MY MENSTRUAL CYCLE 😭😭😭 Bro is majestic

[@qrtz.]

IM ALSO ON MINE!!! this is all his fault.

[@終一]

@@qrtz. Ikr 🥲

[@DarkCacaoC00kie.1]

One day left!

[@終一]

@@DarkCacaoC00kie.1 yeah 😢

[@laciijane]

i was infact NOT eating while watching this and i am horrified by the false accusation 🙅‍♀️

[@user.sammyvanityfan]

fr (i finished 5 minutes before the ideo)

[@MyCheeseheads]

I’m eating watching it rn

[@galileodos4329]

SAME I was actually trimming the hair in my nostrils and still fell for the accusation

[@ItalianBach]

i take it back

[@laciijane]

@@ItalianBach thank you i appreciate it

[@BouncyBella1]

“thank you for your upload sir bach” we say in union as we hold hands and dance in a circle

[@sully0414]

thank you for your upload sir bach 🙇‍♀️🧎‍♀️🙏🥰

[@arnaudFbr]

thank you for your upload sir bach

[@annaelizabzth]

Thank you for your upload sir Bach 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️

[@hannahrebecca3908]

Bach loves going in for government testing

[@jordandoesthings.]

13:44 “IM GONNA BUST WTF” 😂

[@itz_mesrm8571]

Lol

[@nightfox9199]

personality🥺-back🤤-abs😩 had me dying

[@ilovecats99999]

i am crying trying not to wake my roommate up it’s so funnu

[@graceoliver2706]

That first one felt like an alien trying to make a human quiz ☠

[@KatieBudd]

The best part of each video is all the reading mistakes making each question/answer even better

[@BuzzaBee08]

"thank you alpha bach" we all say in unison

[@sully0414]

thank you alpha bach 🙇‍♀️🧎‍♀️🙏🫡

[@arnaudFbr]

thank you alpha bach

[@Tina_xx7]

not me eating while watching the video and being called out by bach

[@alexisfrank4272]

you don’t know how quickly my jaw dropped when you said “why are you eating that” (i’m eating taquitos rn)

[@whoishayleyjanesmith]

gotta love the classic “what door would you walk through” question🔥🔥🔥

[@kayla.watchorn]

the way he says water is so funny for no reason

[@StarrMar]

fr he sounds scottish

[@xfreja]

@@StarrMarit’s not scottish 💀 it’s how a lot of people in england say it

[@OswaldHemair]

@@xfreja sounds Australian tbh

[@courtneybeckers]

um. how did thy know i'm eating while watching this...?

[@nikikiruu]

the fact he started struggling on the first question had me cackling

[@BuzzaBee08]

the jumpscare at 17:41 let me munch in peace

[@lyl4wilson]

is it just me who thinks bach and his edits as separate identities, i love how cal just has his own tiny input i feel like no one else’s channel does it but it’s literally my favourite thing ever

[@JasminMiettunen]

The witch quiz just repeating the questions as statements at the end 💀

[@linguistic_freak]

the most unhinged thumbnail yet

[@Ali.-jw5fn]

He’s so funny bru he deserves more attention 😭😭😭!!!

[@ellies.diaryy]

WAKE UP ALPHA SIGMA BACH HAS POSTED

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

I'M UP

[@maolisa08]

omggg bach you’re like one of the FEW youtubers who can actually make me laugh out loud 😂😂😂 ily!!!

[@555_Hiya_Kai]

The way he started tearing up when he got dragon 😭💀

[@CrasherEX]

when bach said stop eating, my jaw hit the ground

[@_pinkangels]

"who would even pick this" me, it is the door i would choose.

[@deannaward1796]

5:33 yep. screenshotting that.

[@Arzcenus14]

It makes a beautiful pro file pic

[@NaomiV965]

“MORE QUIZZES MASTER BACH” we all chant in unison as we dance around a bonfire

[@-rrubyx]

i love the frogs editing 😭

[@loreleivickery]

5:35 no one has looked more identical to an emoji than bach 😩

[@SophiaDuquette]

I was looking for someone who pointed that out 😂😂

[@aerixtz]

the intro is so real, everyday i get arrested for having an overly large weapon

[@emilyymje]

ITS ALWAYS THE DANCING GOBLIN

[@Zara01235]

I can’t wait to see the edits with that horse riding scene as the opening

[@Gk_dhk]

He went from being vanilla to a dragon real quick 🤣

[@baeleyy]

Your videos never fail to make my flaps tingle 🤩

[@th3ae08]

this was such an hilarious comment i cannot deal

[@baeleyy]

@@th3ae08 i love you

[@Aprxllllll]

I touched myself as soon as I read your comment vro ❤

[@baeleyy]

@@Aprxllllll thasnks

[@Aprxllllll]

@@baeleyy welcom

[@miapike202]

the finger bone outlines on the trousers are sending me 🤣🤣🤣

[@urfav.livvxx]

I watched this video with my parents without watching it beforehand. I deeply regret my existence after watching this with them

[@elle2.]

this was so funny because every time i watch italianbach im having lunch

[@Ocean_287]

NAHH when u said "Why you eating while watching this video" my face when like 😦 LIKE HOW DID U KNOW THAT OUT OF EVERYTIME IM NOT EATING SMTH 😭😭

[@wilma.94]

cant believe you’re a dragon

[@feenieb]

“You’ll look in your bin and find two raccoons doing the Harlem shake or something “

[@daniellen7458]

You’re definitely not a pick me Bach, it’s the other way around.

[@daisyraemaynard]

"someone just fell down the stairs- they'll be fine"

[@Arzcenus14]

Thanks for the new pro file picture bach

[@julesishere7836]

5:34 I CANTT WITH THE RECREATION OF THE EMOJIS😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jessicaadami3499]

me: putting my mouth guard in bach: “why are you eating rn?”

[@F.r.a.n.c.e.s.c.4]

“Supermassive black hole” totally a reference to the song/ twilight 100% 👍

[@sophiestead3308]

bro when you told me to stop crunching i legit looked around for cameras

[@diamondhead3498]

Being rizzed up by the editor was so unexpected got me blushing and giggling 🤭🤭

[@Charli_m0rris]

17:51 STOP I WAS EATING WHEN YOU SAID THAT😂😂

[@mercedes_ggz2644]

5:12 Perfect frame right here lol. I also appreciate the dedication of copying the emojis face when they show up XD

[@miagoodrick1217]

paused the video to get something to eat, press play and immediately get told to stop eating

[@EzmeeM00re]

I violently jumped and choked on my ice when I heard bach say “why are you eating while watching this video”

[@loreleisnowfeather]

" it took me almost 15 minutes to find out that I don't have a single kink" *does 👌* love it Bach

[@madisonphillips3511]

need more of these, vlogs, and cooking videos

[@ddystopiadaily]

thank you sir bach for this 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 upload 💗

[@packerhouseaccount8952]

“How many people did I just put on a menstrual cycle?” I’m literally on it right now

[@fran02.g09]

How did you know I was eating… The government told you didn’t they?😭

[@georgia5139]

Nah the forth wall was broken 😱 almost choked on my Pringles and Bach I wasn’t crunching loud 🤨

[@BigAlexgator]

4:25 so crazy female Bach looks like British Chad Chad 😂😂😂 (not really) but I thought so 😂💜💜💜 Love both your videos. A collab between you two would be so funny Even similar humor/comedy style.

[@Taibete]

The way I was about to take a bite of my toast as he asked why I’m eating scared tf out of me 😂😂😂

[@renisstillren9493]

Me, who was both eating and on my period while watching this and is now having an existential crisis because how did he know

[@waffleamv_]

13:42 this has to be the most excited reaction to a buzzfeed quiz i've ever witnessed

[@buuurrp]

the way i stared at my screen, horrfied with half a chip in my mouth when bach said "why are you eating?"

[@annaelizabzth]

Thank you Mother Bach

[@yoonlvr]

5:07 WHY IS HE DOING AYEGYO LMAO

[@Tanner-v1w]

5:59 listen my personality is of the borderline variety i do not get to choose you do

[@enviousmartini]

Bach i dont appreciate you calling me out for eating

[@Koy96]

I remember when you first started tiktok’s with ur ‘fuck off’ videos you’ve come so far bachy daddy

[@makeupbylorie1244]

The way I just took my first bite of my dinner as soon as he said that I was so spooked 😂

[@sariah.o]

Bach I love your videos you literally make me laugh myself to death 💀 💜

[@BessieHeroing]

I didn’t believe that he was really a witch until he knew I was eating a pancake

[@sophie.-.o]

i got so scared when he said stop eating it’s not even funny at this point but thank you for the upload alpha dragon bach we all say in unison

[@user-qy9ig8qo9o]

ISAC YOU SILLY GOOSE! my period started and now i have cramps thanks a lot .

[@F.r.a.n.c.e.s.c.4]

If you’re crashing in a plane onto an island ur gonna want a doctor

[@bellasartroom2867]

No because I’m actually eating a nobbly bobbly rn and that “why are you eating” caught me off guard

[@stephentwest]

Bach never heard of Poison Ivy? Her whole stick is plants!

[@lydiahackworthy6106]

you are the only youtuber that makes me laugh OUTLOUD🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nia.7956]

I started this video last night and woke up on my cycle…😟 GET HIM HES A WITCH (wizard)

[@jaimeembury8406]

feeling a bit scared cause i just picked up a chocolate bar and then he asked me why i was eating rn.

[@jaidenhorn6339]

Thank you king italian for this glorious upload today

[@K.now.f1]

Bro is getting probed 🗣🗣🗣

[@asaproksy]

Wasn’t expecting italian bachette

[@jarviscockerslefttoe3830]

Bach seems ever so slightly more ginger today and I am unsettled

[@melissalonla]

things isaac can’t do: 1. read 2. pronounce salmon 3. recognize jellyfish

[@taylove1461]

vanilla dragon witch bach getting offended by the feet quiz is so funny 😭

[@harlowminor3547]

17:35 HOW DID HE KNOW

[@Lily-t8d6c]

No because same like I just started today how does he know this stuff 😭😭😭

[@harlowminor3547]

@ REALL😭 I feel like he talks about periods more than I see my own family

[@harlowminor3547]

@ but it’s mad funny tho

[@Lily-t8d6c]

@ NO BECAHSE THATS SO TRUE

[@Mysticaleyahh]

i just shat myself my alexa started speaking i thought my room suddenly unlocked a hidden echo

[@maddiehoward3363]

please dont die ur so funny

[@hadeyx]

bach constantly breaking the fourth wall is starting to scare me sometimes, the editor too

[@cookiegaming2883]

“Thank you for uploading alpha Bach.” We all say in unison

[@estelclarysse8158]

jokes on u, I was done washing the dishes by the time u tried to call me out for eating. Catch up, Bach

[@J.pink14]

I would love to see Bach and ArthurTV do Reading comprehension tests.

[@summerr02]

the way he was genuinly tweaking at the beggining bc he didnt what food to pick 😭😭

[@taylorbenson4069]

saying “water” and rolling the r every time gets me

[@Marlsceline]

i finally subbed after 13 videos, job well done.

[@unstablekiwii]

me: throws m&m in my mouth bach: "why are you eating that" me: 👁👄👁