Seinfeld: A compilation about nothing

[@weetbixkid1000]

I love George’s level interest to anything towards anything other than getting a job

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Fast forward to now: He'd be leading the ' im not going into work im working at home" gang

[@jaydendarwin3354]

i know im asking randomly but does anyone know a method to get back into an Instagram account?? I was stupid lost the account password. I appreciate any tips you can give me

[@angeloaugustus1016]

@Jayden Darwin instablaster ;)

[@tropicalsnow]

@@jaydendarwin3354 to start find a dandelion that flowers under the full moon

[@leonbundagejr.1312]

Ha ha 😂😂

[@mohamedrahaman9238]

Every time I watch a Seinfeld clip the more I am impressed with the sheer genius of this show. Could watch all day long.

[@christopherhill2120]

Mohamed Rahaman b

[@jonathanwilson7949]

It really shows how good the writers were.

[@bobsauce9840]

Wow I can't believe it's such a genius level that you can't comprehend

[@forgotaboutbre]

@@bobsauce9840 You better believe it

[@fascinatinglist9654]

The concept of this show is brilliant. Life is a compilation about nothing

[@joecool2678]

"You broke my blender, didn't you!" "Yeah. Well I was trying to make gravel & it didn't quite work out"

[@jameswhyte1340]

"I love prison","Yeah","Maybe someday..." I love how this show foreshadows events.

[@CinemaRescored]

That's why it was brilliant.

[@Number-id8ld]

heard it before...sherlock Get over it

[@azranasuha3306]

James Whyte hahahaha

[@LeoWhalen1933]

Do you think they knew the ending then?

[@MoeGreensRightEye]

There was no foreshadowing. Unless you think they already had their last episode written (or outlined in their heads)

[@caryhuff8924]

The sad part about this video was that it was only 9 minutes long. I could watch this for hours. Thanks for the upload.

[@blabla-rg7ky]

agreed

[@Delightfully_Witchy]

We could have gotten at least over 10 minutes.

[@Robster-1970]

"...then, who are the Dutch???" I love that line.

[@koen8185]

Dutchland > Deutschland . The Dutch are West Germans , Heil Holland....

[@Mike-rk3wt]

@@koen8185 You're kidding, right? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_people

[@koen8185]

@@Mike-rk3wt Off course , but to think that the Oranjes , the royal family , always had lots of german nobility in the family , prins Bernhard , prins Claus , and that our king , Wiilem - Alexander has lots of german blue blood , Claus was his father , Bernhard his granddad , so in that sense were very much related . Also the language is alike , surnames are alike , comparable with Great Britain with three separate countries (and Wales) .

[@megamaniscoolrightguys2749]

Delivers that line with just the right amount of frustration lmao

[@betpow]

"What is this, a bit?"...I love how they're always worried or annoyed Jerry's going to do a routine :)

[@BrianBattles]

Wouldn't you be?

[@efisgpr]

@@BrianBattles fuck no... LOL

[@zoelongway1436]

betpow That must be Jerry’s pet peeve. George is an insecure short slow witted bald man, Kramer is a mooching scheming spaz, and Elaine is Elaine. So Jerry must be a slick, obsessive comedian trying bits on his friends. The audience is blind to it due to seeing everything from Seinfeld’s view.

[@jasonprice4707]

@@zoelongway1436 Seinfeld's even Steven...lol

[@hfaceyjr]

I know that tone 😂😂😂

[@blakelombard7379]

I could watch 10 hours of this.

[@efisgpr]

Just watch it 60 times, then, stop at exactly 8:00 on the 61st time. Boom: 10 hours.

[@caryhuff8924]

@@efisgpr 😂😂😂😂😂

[@antonelabakavic4045]

I just finished rewatching the whole show on Prime. Even after all these years Seinfeld is still the best sitcom ever!!!!

[@jdssurf]

Lol why 10 lol just randomly lol

[@faisal3398]

@@efisgpr just did the math, it checks out.

[@MisterHughes]

"At least it's showbusiness!' The Bizarro Jerry is a masterpiece from start to finish.

[@SightForMemories]

"Did I force you into this life?" - "Yes!, You, and every woman like You!"

[@MLBlue30]

George, an incel before it was hip. The manosphere would welcome him with open arms. No homo of course.

[@boblangford5514]

@@MLBlue30 George had several girlfriends and plenty of sex. He’s not an incel.

[@cloudyns]

@@MLBlue30 George loves women. He's not an incel you dweeb now scram before I turn the lights on, roach.

[@john-mi1ud]

@@MLBlue30 dumb f*^k lol

[@owenrees7544]

It's hilarious that she even offers him a dollar

[@seshadrianantharaman7676]

"then i am pretty much where i am right now" - what closure!!! genius

[@phlushphish793]

At least I got to ride on a spaceship!

[@mindsaglowin]

Some of the minutia conversations were the greatest part of these shows. Often, they contained the theme, or at least the key gimmick.

[@evesolis6133]

Randomness is like the best of Seinfeld.

[@drServitis]

Remember, it's a show about nothing.

[@pforgottonsoul]

well it is a show about nothing.

[@CBrolley]

It’s not a show about nothing. That was just George’s ridiculous idea for his and Jerry’s pilot that the NBC execs liked for some reason. The entertainment media picked up on the phrase and repeated it endlessly so it stuck. It would be more accurate to say that it was a show about everything-the human condition: friendship, pettiness, spite, envy, revenge, parents, dating, love, sex, masturbation, abortion and death to name just a few. To this day Jerry Seinfeld bristles whenever his show is referred to as “the show about nothing.”

[@arthurmead5341]

@@CBrolley it is though. They put the pilot bit in there to be meta

[@jennifercamille16]

@@CBrolley Well said.

[@Mightylionroar]

4:27 George: I still don't believe you won't eat me, I'm your best friend! Jerry: Look! if other people are having you I'll try you! George: Thank you! This is the kind of friendship I want in my life.

[@LLO227]

This show made irony easy to digest, turned it into humor.

[@moviedude22]

6:37 Comedian telling a musician to "get a real job" haha

[@felipefaria5294]

we saw the video

[@moviedude22]

@@felipefaria5294 You must be a hoot at parties. Tell me, where exactly on the spectrum do you fall?

[@felipefaria5294]

Clownish-Gambino original

[@c4p4c1t1v3]

@@moviedude22 pointing out hypocrisy makes him autistic? what are you on? that makes no sense. stop spewing autism insults at anyone who doesn't think like you

[@nicholasfitzhugh2557]

Confusing reply chain

[@alecaquino4306]

This show was SO genius! I was impressed watching as a kid and I am even MORE impressed watching today as an adult!

[@PretentiousStuff]

I remember first time I got really stoned out of my mind for some reason I decided to watch some Seinfeld and it was the episode where George and Kramer were in that damn wine store and George was in that bigass Gortex coat. When Cramer smashed those bottles I legit thought I was going to suffocate from laughter, that was one of the most memorable days of my life.

[@herve160181]

This is the best 10 minutes on the internet.

[@markprice5292]

Facts

[@jamesfountain6183]

Absolutely correct!

[@jflanagan9696]

"I gotta read 5 books??"

[@oculartremors]

"I gotta read five books?!"

[@devinbaird2470]

I love that! He's stranded on an island and he still considers reading "homework".

[@jankjason]

"I can't believe it's not murder" Actually made me laugh.

[@nicksacco5041]

I wish we could still have these types of conversations instead of what is going on right now

[@entitiessoul]

I wish you could wash your hands And stop being a useless citizen.

[@deathb4bondage558]

legit. everyone is divided fighting back and forth grasping for straws. its sad. then u have idiot with no brains like jovel here saying something completely unnecessary and hostile like he is some sort of upstanding citizen when all he is is a scared little pussy. maybe if he made healthier choices he wouldnt be afraid of a strong cold. lmao

[@muhammadaladdin6505]

@@entitiessoul shut up stupid

[@X-Prime123]

Yeah, we are pretty screwed. At least we have baby yoda keeping us entertained.

[@muhammadaladdin6505]

@Lallare 13 aren't you supposed to be working in a field or something?

[@chris_the_forester]

I hope I have enough money someday to buy a boat and name it the USS Artemis Falkmore

[@dashman8499]

These are so freaking genius! That cannibalism one was gold

[@SightForMemories]

Yea, George wants Jerry to eat him, But won't share his food.

[@dashman8499]

SightForMemories haha yeah, also just the fact that it is insulting that your best pal wouldn’t eat you

[@trabecule8318]

Eat or not to eat?

[@Thebaron666]

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

[@Dat-yi4iz]

Can’t work why I never get bored of Seinfeld pure genius writing and acting I guess

[@adrianelvis9931]

Artemis N. Falkmore. Classic George.

[@KiloByte69]

The space Seinfeld logo is my favorite.

[@johnnypolo1983]

Great upload. Especially since a lot of these cold opens are cut in syndication.

[@TheStuport]

Agreed....oh, please say Aloha to Raven! Cheers

[@heemlo649]

I was wondering why I've never seen any of them.

[@patrickramirez8433]

Johnny Polo they are ??

[@chris_the_forester]

Patrick- Yes. Back in the 90's in a 30 minute time slot it was about a 22 minute show and 8 minutes of commercials. So the episodes are about 22 minutes. Now its more like a 21/9 split. So the networks cut out a minute where they can. Has resulted in the opening scenes being cut or long laughs cut out. Makes for very weird transitions and annoying abrupt edits now. Commercials are taking over everything it sucks

[@ryanbilbrey9650]

I was wondering why I didn't recognize a lot of these

[@Matthew-qy7op]

"Get the triangle going again?" LOL

[@JeffreyGillespie]

"I'm wearing a little hat, I'm jumping through fire...." ... "that's show business." LOLLLL

[@04dram04]

George actually looks good with the mustache

[@victoriaalbastra6325]

Absolutely! His moustache really fit him. Jerry's moustache was terrible though

[@dmonarredmonarre3076]

@@victoriaalbastra6325 Borat 755 hahahahahaha!

[@toms4442]

@@victoriaalbastra6325 it look like Gabe Kaplan!

[@phlushphish793]

@@toms4442 Or Mario!

[@Erizedd]

Mario and Luigi. Jerry really looked like Luigi lol

[@johnshields6852]

The show about the quirks and idiosyncracies we all have. The cast is amazing, writers intelligent , only show I've actually had tears from laughter. Thank you for giving me laughs I haven't had for decades. 😁

[@elliottpaine9259]

“Look if other ppl are having you, I’ll try you”! 🤣

[@grahamcoombes7861]

7:56, Jerry looks like Borat, with that moustache

[@laadidaouiomar1078]

he looks like Luigi XD

[@robertharrison8286]

He looks like groucho

[@VwapTrader]

Dee Vee he’s a Jew not an Arab Not that there’s anything wrong with being an Arab of course

[@reubinthomas]

Jews. Both of them!

[@weeooh1]

The British own the Bermuda Triangle. Lucky Krauts.

[@victoriaalbastra6325]

I was expecting Kramer to correct him :)

[@lucius1976]

If only we Germans would own it.

[@tropicalsnow]

@@lucius1976 wait

[@sreeharivenat8002]

It's literally undeniable that this is the best sitcom ever 👐 because if small talks like this entertain people it's definitely exceptional ❤

[@js_guyman]

This show had so many copycat shows in the 90's. Friends, Frasier, Mad About You. Testament to how good it was. And none of those were anywhere near as good as Seinfeld. The Hollywood producers just couldn't grasp it. Seinfeld was written by guys who liked minutia

[@theprinceoftides6836]

Not just sitcoms, I dare say it's one of the best shows of all time , maybe even the best. How many tv shows do we know that's more than 30 years old that's still talked about fondly nowadays .

[@KOOOOPATROOOOOPA]

These are the best parts of the show, the details and everything about it! Such a awesome show, literally the best!

[@ThankDogs]

Some of these seem like they never made it into the show. I thought I'd seen every scene of every episode, multiple times, but maybe I got hit in the head with an air conditioner and forgot.

[@siimens73]

a lot of these have been cut out from syndicated version, there are original full 23 min ep-s on dvd-s

[@JanetStarChild]

Yeah, I don't even remember seeing the urinal one, and I have the whole DVD collection. I can see why it was cut out. It was kind of disgusting.

[@joelwexler]

Larry David would clonk you on the head for finding that scene disgusting. It was great, as is this whole compilation.

[@shack8110]

Of course, zoo. Who wants to be beaten to be trained to perform dumb tricks.

[@slide4180]

Didn't know they did that...

[@greekpapi]

My favorite line:...."I feel like an out of work porn star"......

[@tlnn6598]

The mustache bit was always my favorite clip. Love how Jerry's eyes open so wide as he's talking to George. "Ya gotta get a job!"

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

best show ever

[@mrloop1530]

You broke my blender, didn't you? - Yeah. Well, I was trying to make gravel and it didn't.. it just didn't work out.

[@DCAbsolutJohn1]

I love the foreshadowing in the first clip. George: “I love prison- maybe someday…” Final episode…?

[@vectorhacker-r2]

I am always amazed at how clean and crisp their English is. It’s so New York. I love it I just love it

[@livinonacloud]

This is why I love Seinfeld. LOL!

[@natestaub5113]

5:02

[@natestaub5113]

I love Seinfeld too

[@natestaub5113]

In fact I even liked the 1993-1998 Thursday Night version on Seinfeld especially right after cheers

[@tomvitale9379]

"You've had your last egg sandwich"

[@justamangoddamn]

I'm more concerned with someone actually eating an egg sandwich, yuck.

[@youngnico1234]

@@justamangoddamn obv you're not a new yorker

[@justamangoddamn]

@@youngnico1234 flushing queens; jamaica queens; maspeth queens; soundview Bronx, and Woodhaven queens were my neighborhoods...so yeah true new Yorker who just prefers to avoid egg sandwiches.

[@alhowl1428]

"I'd rather take one in the head, like I did in '79" Seinfeld is the best

[@collinsnider4179]

I gain more knowledge and philosophy from these random Seinfeld conversations than any presidential debate that's ever occurred

[@BDUBZ49]

This is a great compilation. Thank you. Cain & Abel Drywall ...awesome!

[@Bersztipflag]

From nothing to nothing to nothing. But we are never supposed to take it for something, or even anything. It's a relief. Liberating.

[@tcmaddox]

George saying "maybe someday" when talking about prison is very prophetic

[@keithwilson6060]

Minutia? Conversations like these are profound discussion in my circles.

[@sidvyas8549]

😂😂

[@user-mo1mm5hv1d]

The raisanettes are buying another box of raisanettes to start a party.

[@v.eliasdzuvichu691]

'stop it George stop it You got to get a job' ... 'damn it' that look on his face priceless😂😂

[@kevinerosa]

5:20 in today’s money George thinks he’s worth almost 500 bucks😂😂

[@SD_702]

The Bermuda triangle banter is world class minutia. Award winning all universe nothingness.

[@freaaa1]

watching these back to back make them more funny

[@pho3nix-]

Lucky Krauts

[@MaximForLife]

Conversations like these are why this show will always remain relatable in our lifetime.

[@TheeSocialPariah]

I could watch these for hours.

[@michaelflowers5712]

loved the compilation, thanks.

[@CNCTEMATIC]

Well done, this is my fave Seinfeld compilation

[@cfrench61995]

On friends, Ross and Joey get into a fight about not being saved. In seinfeld, Jerry and George get into a fight over not being eaten by the other 🤣

[@friendsfan1]

😂😂😂

[@americoestrada3112]

8:30 Seinfeld looks like The soup Nazi with that mustache .lol

[@HawaiianBrian64]

"Minutia. Now that's a funny word..."

[@robrick9361]

Can I use that? It's GOLD Jerry GOLD!

[@gokinsmen]

"Why do they call it minutia? You can talk about it for hours. People do talk about it for hours. They should call it hour-utia."

[@RettaSangili]

that's GOLD,@@gokinsmen GOLD!!!

[@GuadalupeGuacamole]

Manure...It’s ma & the newer. 🤣🤣🤣

[@runnininthe80s84]

I appreciate someone who recognizes a good funny word

[@memoryhero]

_How bout 'I can't believe it's not Murder?'_

[@djbloodshot]

that raisenette conversation was great

[@keithwilson6060]

“He’s buying them for his Pepsi girlfriend.”

[@mustafacom6378]

I couldn't find the commercial on internet. Maybe you guys can help me.

[@djbloodshot]

@@mustafacom6378 i think theyre talking about the generic lets all go to the lobby commercials they used to play at drive in theatres

[@heskidprodigy]

The can't believe it's not murder line was actually good

[@FirebrandF5]

“How much would you pay?” “Ugh idk.. a dollar?” 😂🤣🤣

[@mikeCtv]

I was not able to watch hi ow while it was on TV but caught it in reruns and glad I did. This show made me laugh every time I watched it. Very funny.

[@pjabrony8280]

Benjamin Harrison was the last president with a beard. 1889-1893.

[@ylette]

About time for another one.

[@arthurmead5341]

@@ylette the media would lose their minds if trump did it

[@rumrnr78]

Nope, Barack Hussein Obama was the last President to have a beard

[@clarenceclarence9529]

Secret Oktober78 That was photoshopped

[@WalkingwithWendy]

They don’t want to look like an emasculated thirty year old college professor. And rightly so.

[@Mazeoftorment]

these are gold, thank you!

[@Eggs_is_eggs]

How do I not remember any of these clips? LOL it's like seeing a whole new episode of the show!

[@fromthehaven94]

Original broadcast versions. Only available on the DVDs or through Hulu (or Netflix in 2021).

[@jamalgorgeous]

The business partners Kane and Mr. Abel ahahahah this show is one of a kind

[@AlexanderWeurding]

Holland was a common name to say in the old days. If you talk about The Netherlands you are talking about all the locations around the world.

[@rabbait1308]

I could watch an entire show like this.

[@davidjohn8845]

Nice minutiae medley. Thanks for sharing!

[@rafael607]

I've been watching Seinfeld every day for 25 years and had never seen many of these before... my life was incomplete. mind blown

[@kabookeo]

Ditto.

[@dalekelly7639]

Mandela effect

[@tangobango9653]

“WHAA! You’ve had your last egg sandwich.”

[@jbevan4411]

My 2 favorite lines are Kramers among others. "You've had your last egg sandwich" and "what would be the point of taking the water?" Such a wonderful show

[@me000]

Just what I needed! Thanks!

[@StephenPaulTroup]

9:38 - so predicatively spot on with drones now!!

[@r.minnis9722]

Show takes me back to when I was a carefree kid watching with my old man. Would give anything to go back.

[@14manusoccer10]

They are the “would you rather” pioneers. Lol.

[@frankdayton731]

"What's going on over there?" "I gotta see somebody". LOL I genuinely cracked up at that.

[@davidr6418]

I like to fart under my blankets an sniff it while watching Seinfeld clips!

[@Hypoksi]

6:03 I remember all the newspapers on the bus and trains before. They sized down a news paper where i live bacause you had to stretch to wide with your arms to read it so it wasnt commute friendly. Now its all phones and tabs :D

[@LargeGrizzlyBear]

Kramer with the Cigar is literally the perfect addition to his character lol, something magical happens when he smokes a cigar 😂💨

[@lauriewinek2453]

How times have changed. Reading papers on the subway instead of phones.

[@hd-xc2lz]

I've overheard coworkers, the strictly phone types, refer to those people who read actual paper books on the subway as "pretentious," "showy," and "needy for attention." Such an ugly, screen-overloaded world we live in today.

[@ontariobuds]

Have you been on the subway recently? There are lots of people reading the newspaper, and lots of people on their phones. It is not uncommon to see a lot of people reading the newspaper on the subway or bus.

[@efisgpr]

I am watching this on my newspaper.

[@MellowWind]

@@hd-xc2lz Too bizarre.

[@marcw6875]

What's funny is how reading the news on folded sheets of paper is respectable but reading it on a phone is abhorrent (to some people anyway).

[@bassmaster867]

4:54 last president with a full on beard, Benjamin Harrison...... i have no life....

[@matteofabrizio409]

The best “what’s going on over there..?” “… idk I gotta see somebody..”

[@artsmith103]

The 4:45 President bit has George sounding like Cliff of Cheers.

[@bluestaralice3276]

I wish this show was on Netflix. Always one of my favorites. 😁😁😁

[@Dexter81388]

you're officially in luck now

[@bluestaralice3276]

Awesome 👍👍👍😁

[@fooleythawise]

Netflix saw your comment

[@rftulie]

If you wait long enough, you will see or hear about Kramer abusing/breaking/misappropriating something from Jerry's kitchen.

[@Bojanmarsetic]

Larry David everyday struggles

[@tobaliciousholland12]

That "maybe someday" line in regards to prison seems prophetic knowing the eventual series finale ;)

[@efisgpr]

Toby "What *is* Holland?" Holland 😂

[@tobaliciousholland12]

@@efisgpr Then who are the Dutch?!? 🤣

[@Paul-A01]

"Trying to make gravel" lol

[@heavymetal_cutting_fabrication]

That first clip was some foreshadowing since they end up going to jail for a year.