Seinfeld Economics - Black Market

[@bozak2320]

Jerry couldn't handle that commando 450 because he's a fancy boy who wears fur and carries a purse.

[@williamcostigan91]

It's not a purse! IT'S EUROPEAN!!!

[@highcholesterol2465]

Love me shower me with kisses.

[@SightForMemories]

Read that in his voice too.

[@kevaninthe4135]

And wears puffy shirts.

[@alexscott730]

"I am not a fancy boy!!"

[@austinmaruna1760]

I love the "I'll leave it out for everyone to see, but it's not for sale because it's dangerous" troupe

[@alexb6234]

That's exactly how an item becomes a top seller. He knows what he's doing.

[@jacobhargiss3839]

Tell someone they cant have something and thats going to be the one they want.

[@Rellbronjames9]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TJDious]

Thats how my coke dealer used to get me.

[@MONDIZY01]

He said it is for sale but it’s for the circus dude pay attention

[@rosebelle3148]

Amazon doesn’t have everything- they don’t sell the commando 450.

[@starcrafter13terran]

at least they have tuscan milk. i mean, just read the reviews...

[@scottg4520]

You wouldn't want that anyway. It is for the elephants.

[@Entropy3ko]

@@starcrafter13terran Tuscan... from New Jersey LOL

[@apriswajaya]

Have to go to the dark web to find it

[@lesb_socal]

Meet me out back at midnight. Bring cash. 20s.

[@kutatm]

“A tepid pool of my own filth.” 🤣

[@hassanabdulaziz4517]

That's literally what my dad says when someone says "I wanna have a bath"

[@n1c98]

Honestly, I don't think I've ever in my life encountered a TV show, where every year I watch it, it actually gets funnier. I think that Seinfeld actually might be that

[@trequor]

Arrested Development is like that. That show is ridiculously well written. Some jokes have punclines episodes/seasons BEFORE the setup. It makes it super rewarding to rewatch and catch all the jokes that didnt make sense the first time

[@nigabastard1268]

Love how he “doesn’t sell that one” but still has it on full display..genius

[@robtomben]

I like the nod to Taxi Driver when he says, "They use that for elephants." Awesome

[@michaelolin2219]

You bastards stole all my comments before I could make them

[@coprographia]

Robert Bender Can you imagine what a Commando 450 will do to a woman’s pussy? Now that you should see. That you should see!

[@MORE1500]

He should have offered them a new Cadillac with the pink slip for $2 grand.

[@Martykun36]

​@@coprographia you're getting into Abu Ghraib territory there

[@mck7646]

Easy Andy was a genius salesman.

[@lemartin93]

“Not from the footage I’ve seen” - Underrated dark line!

[@brandonmitchell4046]

I don’t get it

[@lemartin93]

@@brandonmitchell4046 he’s referring to how they killed them in WW2

[@brandonmitchell4046]

@@lemartin93 Oh dang that’s a good joke

[@Eralen00]

@@brandonmitchell4046 More likely referring to the civil war that led to the breakup of Yugoslavia in the early 90s

[@deanronson6331]

@Zoomer Waffen Your handle photo and YT page reflect your subterranean IQ level and your heart of darkness. A wise man had your number when he said that if you argue with fools, the onlookers won't be able to tell the difference.

[@jimreily7538]

It's nice that Newman thinks of Jerry in this scene: "What about Jerry ?" Perhaps deep down he does care about Jerry and respects his old foe, and desires Jerry be comfortable (via having access to a proper showerhead too)

[@Lue_Jonin]

You're thinking too hard and deep about Newman... Jerry said it best. There's less...much less. I've looked into his eyes.. He's pure evil.😱 LOL An enigma wrapped in a Twinkie.

[@Generalfoley]

Poor shower pressure is not something you'd wish on your worst enemy.

[@sonicfreak04]

I think in Newman's mind he wouldn't wish not having a good showerhead on his worst enemy AKA Jerry

[@mck7646]

When it's time to take care of business they must join forces. Newman doesn't mess around when it comes to this stuff.

[@BKPrice]

Or, of course, if they didn't hook Jerry up with a good shower head he might tell the superintendent on them, so thinking of Jerry is still just covering his own self interest.

[@tomlemole4164]

I've always loved when Newman says "Look, sister, go get yourself a cup of coffee.". I'm an easy mark for old-timey sayings.

[@MusicalMemeology]

Newman is such a great character. I’d love to see a spin off show of just him.

[@Geraldo_Rivian]

Can't believe the one time Elaine had a genuine interest in what he had to say, Newman blew it

[@Kruppt808]

Get your self a cup of coffee sister!

[@Jesus-ml8cz]

Kruppt808 lmao. Love love that line

[@supervegito8513]

Sista!

[@mylifeisJDM]

lol! The way he shoves her off and hands her money in one motion, brilliant.

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

as he hands her money lol

[@coolguy02536]

It's ok; her boyfriend's black.

[@Brandon33akahk]

Kramer is such a actor.

[@Latexlaila]

A actor

[@mikes9582]

Comedic genius

[@agupta9097]

such a actor? good? bad? ugly?

[@bbierman7]

@@agupta9097 Clint Eastwood!

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

an actor not a actor And his name is Michael Richards

[@toastee3]

It's a amazing Michael Richards didn't end up with life threatening injuries from some of these scenes

[@Oceangirl_505]

Or on pills like Chevy Chase

[@matthewriley7826]

Physically no, psychologically well….. that’s up for others to decide.

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

"Like Silkwood." "That was for radiation." "That's right."

[@sjf1981]

He delivered the “thats right line so perfectly

[@williamm374]

I once toured a medical facility with a small group. There were emergency radiation showers in the halls, outside labs with Radiation Hazard signs. I remarked, This is like Silkwood. A lady in the group got upset and said, I want to go home!

[@horse69outside]

She clearly wasn't Penske material.

[@davidlaviscount2611]

You can see Newman and Kramer break character for a split second right after “That’s right." Lol

[@sirmount2636]

“I just took a bath, Jerry. A bAtH!” I love the way he delivers that line.

[@MarioFlogar]

It was disgusting

[@Connief1990]

"That was superheated water, Jerry. Nothing could live in that! ." 😅

[@aceboogie8986]

Yeah i died 😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@joshmuz9018]

ace boogie did you write this from the other side, deceased one

[@carultch]

@ Superheated water is actually water vapor in gaseous form. "Superheat" means it is heated beyond being 100% gas.

[@Meta-Drew]

@@carultch actually superheated water is water above its boiling point but still in liquid form. Were you thinking of superheated steam?

[@ChiseledAdonis]

Kramer was in the shower fighting for his life 😂😂😂

[@chesscomsupport8689]

What a pleasant surprise to see you here!

[@pomaicarpenter4315]

Tried to tell him It’s for elephants

[@marcus11619]

I love Kramer’s shower shenanigans

[@dude_1983]

When you see him slip out of the shower completely, I lose it! lol

[@switch12345678]

@@dude_1983 the water jet looks really fake

[@joshfactor1]

it's actually kind of nice seeing jerry & newman team up for a change

[@timprice5739]

It’s a real psych out ye

[@InspectorCallahan.44]

3:05 the super pressure sound effect when he turns it on gets me every time. 🤣

[@shartlover420]

when kramer turns on the commando 450 i lose my shit

[@launabanauna496]

As a former stuntwoman watching this scene, I can't help but wonder if the Kramer actor had a body double falling out of the tub, but since it was live (at the time) probably not. It's friggin' hilarious tho!

[@cerebrospinal87]

@@launabanauna496 That so cool. What kind of projects were you in?

[@davetubervid]

I love the Seinfeld characters. I actually think they really exist.

[@frankthetank1369]

They do!

[@C.O.SBurpees]

They exist in our daily lives lol

[@XKUnT]

In the episode where George pees in the shower he’s asking around who else does it, and Kramer says “I take baths.” Guess he warmed up to the idea.

[@shaynehughes6645]

He probably couldn't get the commando refunded

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

this is EXACTLY what I was just thinking lol I been watching tons of Seinfeld clips on here this past week and just the other day I swear I saw one where Kramers like "I take baths" lol

[@seinfan9]

That episode aired before this one when Larry David was still part of the show. Larry probably would have insisted on maintaining the bath habit for Kramer.

[@XeniasWorld]

There's also an episode where Kramer was taking bubble 🛀 in Jerry's tub

[@joshlight6892]

I like how Jerry just puts his finger on top of Kramer and Newman's hands unenthusiastically like he knew anything cooked up by Newman probably was not going to end well.

[@lostmagicofdisney]

I love how Jerry's always laughing with his eyes. He's knows his lines are goooood (as Elaine would say).

[@Vejur9000]

The low-shower hair.... on all of them, Is hilarious. No way I could have done this scene without laughing.

[@kitgusto2390]

Holy shit Kramer’s scream when he’s being hit with the water is hilarious

[@brendarayford6304]

One of my favorite episodes with Kramer. Him fighting in that shower and eventually flipping out of the tub is hysterical!

[@allegrot438]

I fucking love how rude Newman is to Elaine. It's so out of character.

[@annereilley4892]

In emergencies, you cut the superficial things :)

[@LN997-i8x]

Well, like he said; he's not Newman.

[@mentalitydesignvideo]

This is too important for dainties

[@leontarmann3449]

I love how Jerry didn't even care

[@tysmith7646]

He ruined the show. He was a fat slob.

[@shaun2133]

2:57 Newman is surprisingly looking out for Jerry's interests by asking "what about Jerry?"

[@7-up813]

It could've been he didn't want to get in trouble for overspending (since it's industrial grade so the price difference must have been astronomical) so he was asking Kramer, who's closer to Jerry, to make the judgment call

[@op2001]

Since it's illegal. It would be in Newman's best interest to get Jerry involved and have a temporary truce.

[@Rayoscope]

I like how the shower head seems to have a mind of its own. It tilts itself down as if trying to increase the pressure on Kramer.

[@captainatheist3644]

Look sister, go get yourself a cup a coffee, alright. Newman is a boss.

[@randomfullywonderful]

lol, George would never treat Elaine like that, he'd be too scared. x)

[@ivervj2923]

Beat it 🤣🤣🤣

[@elliottpaine9259]

He even pushed her out mustard in hand , 😂

[@rosebelle3148]

I love this few seconds of Newman and Elaine gold so much. His whole delivery kind of reminded me of the bookman episode. Beat it sista.

[@jonathanturbide2232]

LMAO Elaine leaving with the mustard.

[@divanosoba9658]

Seinfeld in a league of his own. I m in stitches...

[@bacardibum]

i love newman kicking elaine out.

[@miamivlad]

Greatest sit com ever!!! Simple, relatable, funny!!!

[@jacobskalski9328]

Man I never knew how funny Seinfeld was until I saw all these KZbin recommendations. Thank you KZbin!!!!!!

[@squashhead1374]

If our society goes on for another million years there will never be a show as great as Seinfeld.

[@kevaninthe4135]

Whenever I buy something that is clearly overboard I call it the Commando 450.

[@rs52594]

0:52 Wayne Knight whenever somebody walks up to him and refers to him as Newman

[@eccentricgamer4111]

My high school economics teacher showed us this video to help teach us about black markets.

[@simonetanzi5103]

Newman steals it, as always

[@blabla-rg7ky]

I don't like him. I rarely like Newman's scenes. Jerry and George steal the entire show

[@nanka2002]

@simone Tanzi, agree! :))

[@craigroaring]

Newman's excellent

[@jimmylives]

@@blabla-rg7ky Imagine thinking Jerry steals the show

[@blabla-rg7ky]

@@jimmylives I just imagined

[@bloodsling]

Michael's physical commitment to the bit is awesome lol. Up there when the red light from the Kenny Roger's Chicken bent him over backwards.

[@marcushendriksen8415]

You know what though, something tells me that Newman can handle the Commando 450...

[@xavierpaquin]

@A very Stretchy V like an elephant

[@jakubfoltyn5550]

@A very Stretchy V hes more

[@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053]

My grandparents used to have a shower head like that in the guest bathroom. I remember the first time my stepdad stayed the night with my sister and my mom at my grandparents house. I was like 13 and he had never had a shower like that in his entire life and he just went on about it for days how great the shower was because it was more power than he had ever experienced in his life. LOL. Unfortunately my grandparents passed away in 2010 and 2012 and we had to sell the house. :-(

[@carultch]

What showers really need, is a separate knob to independently control the flow rate from the temperature.

[@ben.patrick]

The same guy who complained about taking a bath swam in the east river 😂

[@owenrees7544]

Kramer's hypocrisy and inconsistency is one of his charms

[@gregoryfahy]

But then took a shower later.

[@rovhalt6650]

I love how they mention the fact that Kramer used to bathe in the hot tub to fix inconsistencies in the story. So many other shows would just not care to explain those things.

[@jamesrelich8210]

So why is the Commando 450 even on display if he doesn't sell it?

[@Lunibruniful]

James Relich classic sales trick. The fact you cant have it makes you want it more.

[@Redlod79]

It's for animals

[@uperdown0]

He doesn't sell for use with humans

[@ahmadfahmy]

In case elephants come looking for one

[@sws212]

He tricked them into buying something they can't even use, they'll probably even come back to buy the right one and no refund for the old so 2 sales from the same suckers.

[@coreyb1295]

I remember in another episode they're talking about peeing in the shower and Kramer says "I take baths"

[@GAS.M3]

"Look sistah got get yourself a cup of coffee alright, beat it!" 🤣😂🤣

[@SealAngel]

A agree with Kramer on the bath. I hate baths.

[@jimreily7538]

The Japanese have a brief shower before they bathe

[@yanni2112]

@@jimreily7538 I take a shower after

[@trje246]

I usually have three showers, the first shower is the one before I shower, second one _is_ the shower and the last shower is a post shower shower.

[@jimreily7538]

@@trje246 Why not just stay in the shower instead of taking these breaks in between ?

[@trje246]

How would I tell when one shower ends and the next one starts? :oP PS. I'm j/k'ing dude, who's got time for all that?!? lol

[@jonathansam7383]

longue vie à Seinfeld dans les années 90, c'est très nostalgique, le meilleur et drôle de New York est le meilleur spectacle de rien, ça me rappelle mon enfance à bord. C'était un moyen d'apprendre l'anglais quand j'étais jeune il y a longtemps. C’est aussi la meilleure vie mythique aux États-Unis 🇺🇸 Canada 🇨🇦 ville à propos de rien. C'est l'un des meilleurs programmes des années 90 à propos de rien que j'aime considérer en ligne comme une réorientation, même si cela a malheureusement cessé d'être diffusé il y a longtemps. Je suis un fan de Seinfeld. ce drôle de rien ne montre parmi beaucoup de spectacles drôles de New York, c'est cool, classe et unique. Les années 90 à New York montrent que l'unité, la diversité de la famille et des amis, est l'une des choses uniques de moi aime l'Amérique et semble fascinante de vivre aujourd'hui. Ces émissions sont classiques du passé et une des raisons pour lesquelles l'Amérique est classe et agréable aujourd'hui. c'est vrai. Sans blague.

[@Coloss1.23]

The Commando 450: “I won’t sell you that” he says. “It’s for the elephants at the circus “. Gold! Jerry!

[@LocalCoot]

Kramer also installed a Commando 8 air conditioner in Jerry's window.

[@alteliebe5445]

i really needed that few seconds of laugh after being drunk and feeling sorry for my sorry little ass (lung cancer) it was worth a millin thanks

[@mohamadmahmoud6926]

alteliebe I hope you make it dude

[@trifecta9810]

funny.... there's an episode where Jerry tries to make a guy in the hospital laugh...

[@lizm5194]

I am so sorry to hear that.

[@alteliebe5445]

thank you for the reply

[@alteliebe5445]

thanks man

[@johnames6430]

the line about the "it's only used in the circus, it's for elephants" always gets me 😂😂😂why does he have it in the car if it's for elephants! 🤣🤣😂😂

[@Demiglitch]

Sells to a lot of circuses in NYC

[@scottg4520]

I think Newman was the only one to tell off Elaine like that.

[@restwellcloud-ix8ee]

Kramer in the shower, the screaming and the flip at the end is hilarious! 🤣

[@shadebinder9969]

"oh I don't sell that" Then why in the world is it in middle of all the items you want to sell.

[@tenbeat]

Because that's what they do. They provide something that seems so much better and then gut you for all your worth.

[@jeffw8218]

Oldest sales tactic in the book, and of course it worked like a charm on Kramer and Newman 🤣. Also, it’s a reference to a scene in Taxi Driver.

[@Demiglitch]

He sells it to circuses and such, it's just there because he has to display to lots of people over the course of the day. The implication that this honest salesman is being deceitful is just rude.

[@donnebes9421]

Because the script says it has to be.

[@tmrevenge]

Probably going to a circus right after this gig XD

[@williamm374]

The very week this aired, my landlord did the same thing. It was weird how my life actually mirrored this show.

[@jimmyboy131]

I hope you were you able to find a Commando 450.

[@davidharrison7825]

in a different episode he said he liked baths and here he hates them. it was the george pee in public shower episode

[@donesy125]

David Harrison hah I was just thinking the same thing!

[@Lunibruniful]

Jerry was insistent on keeping the show on a "no hugging, no learning" basis. None of the episodes have any solid connection but there can be some callbacks.

[@world-traveler880]

It's a show about nothing

[@zeaferjones1404]

They brought up the hot tub thing though. You could argue that Kramer just lied to George.

[@dannydaghavarian9185]

He would of taken a shower first. So his not swimming around in his own flith.

[@kev3d]

"Power, man. Power. "

[@chrismg1980]

When the water pressure is so high it doesn't even need to actually hit you to knock you back lmao

[@mikes9582]

Newman is so underrated in the show love them all

[@aceboogie8986]

All i have to say about newman is all hail the cleaner lmfao 😂😂😂

[@natas5022]

no he is not?

[@joshmuz9018]

I would rate him as one of the greatest side characters in a comedy series ever, who else is funnier and adds to scenes as much as he does in other sitcoms

[@mck7646]

He steals every scene he's in.

[@stgeorge28]

Pretty sure Kramer said " I only take baths" in an episode I watched the other day.

[@majinnemesis]

either he was lying or using superheated water

[@icecream4405]

I watched ONE seinfeld video and now i've got 1000 seinfeld videos recommended I'm not complaining

[@itsgoubie]

It's funny that Kramer is complaining about baths. In one episode he says he only takes baths. But oh well, it's Kramer

[@KinnArchimedes]

Jorge Guberte likely an earlier season. Who's to say he didn't change his mind and now takes showers? With the exception of hottubs

[@itsgoubie]

KinnArchimedes True. Maybe he changed his mind after almost freezing to death when the tub heater failed

[@StephNuggs]

"That was super heated water, nothing could live in that"

[@optimisticwhovian1726]

Yet another person who didn't listen to the dialogue, its explained why or are you just so obsessed with picking flaws you didn't bother to listen to the explanation?

[@amirouchethelionofnumidia7092]

I love it when Jerry put his finger on both hands!!!

[@1PITIFULDUDE]

If the water was hitting Kramer, it would lose the visual effect of being a powerful stream. It’s all in the visuals.

[@matteofabrizio409]

I love Kramer's sense of urgency.. "WELL I GOTTA FIND ANOTHER SHOWER!!"

[@weetbixkid1000]

I remember after watching this episode thinking there’s nothing more important than a good shower.

[@hamnchee]

I love that Newman wins the little battle with Elaine so effectively. It was so unexpected.

[@kerycrisologo1013]

Get a cup of coffee! that newman...

[@Eralen00]

_"Its only used in the circus, its for elephants"_ Nice reference to Taxi Driver

[@stephenbolger8724]

Not from the footage I've seen 😂

[@nikolabasic2711]

What footage is he talking about

[@fromthehaven94]

Probably involving a conflict that could be called a war.

[@elscruffomcscruffy8371]

Michaels Richards is a professional faller. I love amy scene where he is flopping around or falling over super dramatically! 😂😂

[@jessegarrison2125]

Newman what about Jerry Kramer he couldn't handle that he's delicate LOL classic

[@alexshank1414]

Commando 450. “I don’t sell that.” Yet clearly, as if to show it off, has it on display.

[@anjailbakeer]

Watching this while in a bath lol

[@FUCKINGENIOUS]

Well helloooo

[@cerealfamine1]

In my previous house, I bought the Canadian version of the commando 450. Loved it, but would empty my hot water tank in 5 minutes. 😎

[@donaldwagner8000]

I love the Seinfeld episodes very very funny lmao Larry David is funny guy

[@sirchess2526]

It's so funny how Jerry is the "sane" one of the gang yet he's always in on their shenanigans. I love Seinfeld. 😰 nostalgia

[@justsumguy2u]

If I would've wrote that episode, Elaine would've come in at the end and said "You know, you can buy shower heads at Home Depot or Walmart", and Jerry would've said "NEWMAN!"

[@davidhoffman1278]

The entire City of New York had banned the retail sale of high flow showerheads. You couldn't get them anywhere nearby. People were scrambling in old used plumbing stores to find them. Prices on the old good high flow showerheads went up by 1000%.

[@hoihoi12250]

@@davidhoffman1278 for reals??

[@AndrewBrowner]

lets all be thankful this goof didnt write it then!

[@harizotoh7]

They want black market unrelated shower heads. The issue is that these new ones are low flow.

[@RobZoid1]

Elaine: do you pee in the shower? Kramer: I take baths.

[@Dana-wq5tp]

"Not from the footage I've seen..." (LOL!) Best line in the whole video.

[@mattm7798]

This is the way I feel about Incandescent lights. LEDs just can't replicate that soft warm glow :)

[@adamrust434]

I can't get the shampoo out of my hair!

[@GManKeepsltReal]

That Commando 450 is no joke!

[@blake2626]

1:06 Yet Kramer swims in the dirty east river

[@shady8099]

Idk how anyone could say this isn't the best show ever made

[@RIZEorDIE]

I feel weak and ineffectual

[@LN997-i8x]

The "Chicken?" joke is subtle and brilliant.

[@robertf6409]

Explain..?

[@costanostra211]

“What’s the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!”

[@LN997-i8x]

@@robertf6409 Kramer rants about the bathwater, remarking about how disgusting microorganisms and bacteria are to him. In response, Jerry offers him a plate of chicken that's been sitting out, which Kramer accepts and eats without question or hesitation. The joke here being that Kramer is hyper-aware of minor bacterial exposure in the bath, but ignorant of an actual bacterial threat (chicken is notorious for harbouring bacteria if prepared improperly or left out).

[@bskilla4892]

That's just normal Jewish hair when the makeup department doesn't work on you.

[@sirackcity]

Power man, power...

[@justincampbell716]

Wayne knight always makes me bust a gut laughing haha

[@VivecAlmsivi]

I hope your students appreciated you sharing Seinfeld clips in class!

[@thehydronator3021]

I love how the camera appears to jolt when jerry does his half hearted finger on the pile as if even the camera man realizes how stupid this is lol

[@davidgraham2673]

We had the best shower room when I was stationed in Germany. You could aim six shower heads on yourself, and they had serious power flow. It was like taking a shower in a waterfall.

[@altdoom]

I too appreciate a good shower.

[@leec_4457]

The way Newman is surprised at 49 seconds. Lol

[@grawakendream8980]

1:59 anti-slavic bigotry

[@davidroche8627]

The part of that episode where Peterman throws him out of Elainez office..is one of my favorite moments in Seinfeld..and then that clip at the end with kramer trying to shower