Kramer Has Cubans Smuggled Into The Country | The English Patient | Seinfeld

"That's why you need real Cubans."
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 17 'The English Patient': Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@matthewkemmer]

I love that Jerry just knows to call his own place and not Kramer's when he's away

[@alexosae6044]

😂

[@joycampi7233]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesMarjan]

Yes and he calls after he accommodates them first lol.

[@rickrose5377]

He's in the kitchen making tomato sauce -- and he's not wearing a shirt!

[@senorromantico7723]

"They're real cubans, they're human beings from Cuba!" Great delivery by Jerry.

[@VaderXkb]

Marxism read about it

[@ftroop8462]

@@VaderXkb Great, now I'm angry and restless

[@alexlopez5800]

I see what he did there 😂

[@senorromantico7723]

The investor is the same guy that thinks Kramer hustling him in the airport.

[@LawrenceMiller-q1l]

Ole Earl Haffler

[@kcyberpunk]

​@@LawrenceMiller-q1lNobody hustles Earl Haffler!!

[@Trigger200284]

He’s playing the same character too

[@FOXZILLA5734]

Love how Kramer says getting Cuban cigars is illegal but getting immigrants for labor to make his own cigars is perfectly fine 🤣

[@nerfgunner2327]

You got the joke too huh?

[@jaguatiricaimediata5305]

It's absolutely incredible how they fitted the Dominicans, the George vs Neil, The Mandelbaums*, AND the English Patient plot in one intertwined episode. *The old guys that keep challenging Jerry in lifting weights and they break their backs trying.

[@Porchlight83]

Their ability to do that is what makes this the greatest sitcom ever.

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

Isn't this the episode where Jerry puts that whole family in the hospital when "it's go time"? The #1 dad shirt, worlds greatest dad

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

They roll the crepes

[@jaguatiricaimediata5305]

@@DetectiveTrupo203 It's true! They all have their main plot.

[@snakeinthegrass7443]

One of my all-time fav episodes. 'we're talking about people, right?', 'I think so.' 🤣🤣🤣

[@airslug1]

"don't tell your mother" 🤣

[@brickforge12]

When there’s no work and people get restless, who do you think they come after? El Presidente !!

[@VintageYakyu]

"You're not wearing a shirt, are you?"

[@12Blueace]

“…yes I am!”

[@gingerale7777]

"What color is it?"

[@EWRPVM]

…damnit…

[@Sarcastic_redbeard34]

No im not

[@ryanjohnson4565]

That squirt noise when the crepes burst is perfect.

[@12classics39]

“You’re not wearing a shirt, are you?” “Yes, I am.” “What color is it?” “Damn it!” One of the most underrated exchanges of the whole show. Comedy gold. 😂

[@bossfan49]

I wonder if Kramer was warming up his shirt in the oven while simmering his sauce.

[@SkiKoala]

Loved seeing Earl again. He should have been in more episodes.

[@rankobarensic]

He loved to gamble❤😊

[@amandaj4487]

"Can my cigar guy drop off some Cubans for me at your parents' house?" such a regular request in the mind of Cosmo 😂😂

[@terrellp22]

right 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@steverogers7601]

It’s crazy because it feels like smuggling but Kramer didn’t bring them into the country.

[@DhooomKetu]

When there is no work and people get restless who do you think they come after ... El presidente ! 😂

[@benjamintribe4652]

Kramer and his shenanigans never get old!!👏👏👏😆😂😂

[@eaglerabbit8922]

Dennis Castro XD

[@grantorino2325]

*Dwayne

[@alexshank1414]

“We’re talking about people right?”

[@Uncle_Hargle]

I LOVE SEINFELD

[@hood_TheJoker]

Kramerica Industries was always gonna fail...😭😭😭😭

[@PlanetExpressYoutubeChannel]

Very true @hood_TheJoker

[@josemaria8177]

Kramer should have asked George for help. I heard that he was great friends with Fidel Castro

[@bossfan49]

Muy sympatico!

[@toptenguy1]

Didn't the episode end with Elaine's plane being hijacked, and her acting "mildly annoyed"? SEINFELD WAS IN A DIFFERENT ERA.. lol

[@12Blueace]

All she cared about was the in-flight movie being canceled. And the one time it wasn’t the English Patient.

[@yigal1697]

Yes, this show was the best at merging main plot with subplots. Worlds colliding!

[@ericlevitt30]

happy 65th birthday jason and many more loved him on seinfeld and his tv shows and movies

[@Bradwhitehead415]

We're talking about people right?

[@4eversmokey]

"WE ARE THE CUBANS!" Automatic laugh from me every single time 😂

[@Scuba95dude]

Honestly, when I read the title of this video I thought it was talking about cigars too

[@mahirpathoor4848]

0:50 We are the Cubans 😂😂😂

[@Jose-se9pu]

El presidente!

[@joycampi7233]

One of my favorite episodes!!

[@dblanch99]

Dennis Castro?

[@rohitchaoji]

...Dwayne

[@keira-f7b]

Get out of here

[@sirackcity]

Earl Hafler was underused in this show 😂

[@bossfan49]

Limited appearances are what made the characters special.

[@PokeBowl82]

Too tight, they role em too tight! 😂

[@johngonzalez4298]

Kramer 😂

[@literaturewithjayneel]

george and his lying 😂😂

[@DhooomKetu]

Kramer got great body btw. real fitness enthusiast or made body by just moving between his and Jerry's apartment 😂😂

[@danthemankhan]

Eh, people from that generation had different metabolism. My dad is 75 and hasn't gained more than ten pounds since he was in high school. He eats all the good stuff too.

[@joycampi7233]

I agree! Just ask Calvin Klein! 😂

[@bossfan49]

​@@danthemankhanThats genetic. There were fat people back then too.

[@mariasantisteban2687]

Kramer is absolutely right. There is a HUGE difference. 👍

[@therealicon4781]

I love how interchangeable the Cuban cigars and the Cuban people are in this episode 😂😂😂. We're talking about people right😂😂

[@Argentuah]

We are the Cubans 😂

[@emmanueloguche515]

I love how he dresses them up like Fidel Castro 😅😅😂

[@rjathar]

Their most outrageous episode yet... The interplay and ambiguity in the dialogue between actual Cuban nationals and cigars... Just brilliant

[@TheWs235]

I wish the part where they hijack Elaines plane to Cuba was shown

[@crookedninjaturtlegang7542]

George….. I win.

[@Eric-wu7bp]

Kramer: that’s why you gotta get real Cubans! 😂😂😂

[@bossfan49]

I thought they smelled pretty nice. 😅

[@LowLevelNC]

Your palate is unrefined.

[@sarah3550]

*Only Kramer can come up with these **_WEIRD_** business models! lol* 😀

[@LowLevelNC]

Jerry, Cuban cigars are illegal in this country! 😂😂😂

[@POPLSEV7]

Kramer's hilarious🤣💯👍

[@hectorvargasjr.3578]

Its just a cigar made out of bisquick huh Guillermo 😂😂

[@johnnypolo1983]

We’re talking ‘bout people, right?

[@jonhay75]

Dennis Castro.....

[@PlanetExpressYoutubeChannel]

@jonhay75 Uh, Dwayne

[@snappycattimesten]

My left ear enjoyed the special audio.

[@Confusius_meius]

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice. 3:18 the right audio cuts out (I was wearing only the right earbud)

[@asterix71c]

I wish these were uploaded in a 4:3 aspect ratio without the black bars on the sides. It's possible on KZbin.

[@amritsaluja5267]

Writing is phenomenal

[@VaderXkb]

I think so...

[@plinsf]

My left ear really loved the restaurant scene... How do you mess this up??

[@damien5138]

You know who they coming after....El presidente!!!

[@ronartest7748]

we are the cubans. lmao

[@VideoAmericanStyle]

The show became a parody of itself by this point.

[@DhooomKetu]

Kramer came up with weird noises way way before rap music

[@dannynhl9441]

Rap was doing beat box sounds in early 1980s , Fat Boys did it too in the 80s. Gotta learn the history. Almost 20 years prior to this episode which this was like 97

[@bossfan49]

Kramer got the idea for his quirky sounds from a show from the '50s called My Little Margie.

[@anthonyesposito7]

Isn't that Calvin Kliens office😂

[@airslug1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@phoenixjoaquin368]

We're talking about human beings. Right?

[@Mr_Hassell]

Dwayne "the rock" Castro

[@scoobameru2458]

😆👍

[@Quantium]

Post Season 6 doesn't count. This is nonsense. Look at Jerry's mullet. Everything became slapstick once Larry left, it was all over.

[@gallaxian]

Man, what a coincidence that Kramer’s Dominicans were the cause of Neil’s triumph over George.

[@thomasformz5159]

Dennis Castro.

[@lori25hu]

Cubans … Dominicans what’s the difference 😬

[@lifeinjersey9846]

Anyone notice the sound at 3:20 gets super low or quiet. Sound is off

[@jackyoshi5815]

Yep. The edit on this clip is terrible

[@OscarPrima-b4y]

Perez Amy Lewis Gary Walker Sarah

[@Spaghetto7]

First it was Dominicans, now we’re getting Haitians, this country is doomed

[@DorianVegas-e6e]

Brown Steven Jones Jose Anderson Jose

[@arthurlevine1840]

The crepes spraying hot filling into people's faces was one bridge too stupid.

[@commentandlikedistributor]

the Dominicans were rolling them too tight

[@arthurlevine1840]

@@commentandlikedistributor Yah! I know! That's why it's stupid! No explanation needed! But you're not stupid, right?

[@commentandlikedistributor]

@@arthurlevine1840 that’s y u gotta get real Cubans *click*

[@SovereignStatesman]

The show really got STUPID after Season 7

[@LB14745]

It did get silly, I agree. But I still couldn't stop watching it.

[@toke7342]

First

[@jandy4604]

At 0:50 when the guy told Jerry they are the Cubans, I just can't stop laughing at that because it's so unexpected.

[@dayvioncarter2246]

4:29 lol! 😂😁

[@Giaco771]

1:42 "Damn it " 😂😂😂😂

[@elmin2323]

3:23 best

[@LegalLatinoHeat]

We're talking about people right?