Jerry's Girlfriend Gets Whatever She Wants | The Calzone | Seinfeld

[@CitizenPain_p90]

I like how Nikki was always ready to use her powers whenever Jerry ask her to.

[@JeffreyGillespie]

Good girlfriend.

[@rettbull9100]

Nikki is superman and Jerry is Lois.

[@XYGamingRemedyG]

Until the last task where instead of getting the cigars, she dates him.

[@GonzaArg2311]

She was like the perfect women

[@geniosityfilms]

@@GonzaArg2311 Until she turned her powers against him

[@Pilot317]

The way Jerry says "blame it on the rain" always has me dying lol

[@terrellp22]

right, now that I just watched that part, I can't stop laughing lmao 😂 🤣

[@davidl570]

....................and his smug expression when he says it is the cherry on top!

[@Steinhammer666]

He doesn't care

[@adangracia3763]

Its even funnier when he answers the cops speeding question.

[@jah9253]

Made me think of Milli Vanilli

[@josemaria8177]

Jerry and George dating way above their league is the most unrealistic part of Seinfeld

[@smoothlyrough512]

Nah, it happens in real life. Just look around at the couples you see

[@millanmixy]

@@smoothlyrough512Yeah, you might get lucky once or twice but not that many times :D

[@J.A.Z-TheMortal]

I get George, buy Why Jerry? Looks wise he was a 6 or 7, but in the show his character is supposed to be moderately famous and successful, charming and incredibly confident. Theres an episode where Elaine by mistake finds out how much money he has, and she develops a quick crush on him.

[@videogames9972]

you should see the 17 year old seinfield dated during the height of the show's popularity. lol.

[@StarmenRock]

@@videogames9972 based

[@truthhurts3524]

“Bold…and beautiful”

[@Tripp393]

I laughed out loud at that. Such a silly reference to the show.

[@shiptj01]

Her voice is pleasant, too.

[@jimmyzhao2673]

Indeed.

[@grawakendream8980]

it's mellow

[@sethiddings7293]

Jerry flew too close to the sun trying to keep Godzilla on a leash. Only a matter of time before she uses her powers on you.

[@houseofmatrix6174]

Facts 😹😹😹 she couldn’t be tamed

[@Glnn_n]

I always crack up when Jerry says "A LOT FASTER THAN THAT!" lol 😂😂😂😂

[@robertweir5313]

More than a coincidence right after seeing the seinfeld short I saw a shorts on what to never say to a cop who pulled you over saying you should never tell incriminating info that you were going over the speed limit. Coincidence? I don’t think so lol

[@gutsfinky]

A few years ago I got clocked doing... well, faster than the 25mph limit. Cop asked me how fast I was going. I said I didn't know. He then told me he was going 37mph and I passed him. He then asked AGAIN how fast I was going and I shrugged and said, "well, I guess more than 37?" He was not happy. I think the fact that I was wearing hospital scrubs helped. Not even being pretty was working with that officer.

[@marcusgee3002]

You missed the best Kramer part when he shows up to Gak's place and throws the bag of coins at him lol.

[@mikepalmer1971]

That was hilarious. I had forgot about that. Lol.

[@lordcrayzar]

You gack? Here’s your money!

[@Stefano_Rodriguez]

“Like trying to smoke a chicken bone” lmao

[@12classics39]

Jerry’s line deliveries in this episode are comedy gold. “Enjoy…..Blame It on the Rain?” “HAHA A LOT FASTER THAN THAT!”

[@Sam19509]

She never liked Elaine. She asked for two tickets instead of four knowing Elaine and her date wanted to get into the same movie. She didn’t even lie she only could get two instead of four.😂

[@cellgoondude]

You mean Nikki?

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

@@cellgoondude Of course! Who else was getting two tickets in the clip? Pay attention!

[@karanjain5663]

​@@_TheDudeAbides_wow...who made you lord and master to command others?

[@jtirello3_111]

@Sam19509 Are you surprised? Elaine’s a man’s woman. She hates other women, and they hate her.

[@usmh]

That didn't make any sense. If Jerry and Nikki were gonna see that movie they would already have tickets for it, but for some reason they're leaving...?

[@MatthewPhillips-lb6xu]

To me, this show is a time capsule of the 90s.

[@miurtouissi1093]

Every show from the 90s is

[@raymondkidwell7135]

Seinfeld is the most 90s of all shows. Sure you have your fresh prince of bel aire saved by the bell and so on but Seinfeld was the main 90s show.

[@DavidEmerling79]

Jerry was the opposite of Darren in Bewitched, who never wanted Samantha to use her witch powers to get them out of a difficult situation. Jerry, on the other hand, embraced Nikki's powers and encouraged her to use them to their benefit.

[@rj9617]

There were a few times when Darren did approve of Samantha using her powers.

[@angelsky6869]

@@rj9617I also remember when Darren did have powers and was using it.

[@D_Cali_Life]

Lmao jerry walking Nicky’s dog while she’s getting plowed by Tod gack lmao

[@rkgaustin]

Ah well. Jerry hit it first.

[@SteveDave211]

She would have figured out Tod scam yet Tod would like you said get his and unlike Elaine would have taken longer.😂

[@richhead8462]

Gack hittin the crack..

[@marcoAKAjoe]

​@@richhead8462😂

[@toolrammsteindeftones]

Nikki to me the prettiest of all the women on the show. Even her speech.

[@kevinfinnerty8414]

Nikki and Jerry’s Maid chick were the hottest. “What did I just pay for?” lol.

[@bruceleroy8063]

Wynonna

[@gogousa6661]

Nah it’s def Aunt Becky from Full House in the Jerry doesn’t ever get angry Episode

[@shaktiman11]

​@@kevinfinnerty8414Not to forget Melissa Tomei

[@caiosartori4499]

@@shaktiman11 Marisa right?

[@RMInt-qp8mq]

Elaine occasionally smoking a cigar on this show started a brief trend of women smoking cigars in the 90s.

[@williamwalsh1533]

Common people are so easily manipulated.

[@Sam19509]

Todd is a genius he got a date with that model Jerry was dating.😂

[@Jorge23Costa]

His pickup line is actually genius, subtle 😂 I wonder if it still works

[@markallen2984]

Well, he does have a nice name.....what is it? Dutch?

[@rishadhossain3581]

U.. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@jerryrikki9466]

​@tinkywinky4449DUTCH! 🤠

[@lamarravery4094]

Funny thing is, Jerry sent her over to see him to get out of paying for the cigars, but Todd ended up stealing her from Jerry.

[@jakewyatt7013]

Yep I used that “ lost bet” tactic before. Worked like a charm 👌🏼

[@richatlarge462]

You have to assume that, in real life, the woman sees through the ploy, but WANTS you to take her out.

[@MegaMoto85]

kramer trying that cigar is pure gold

[@francoisperrin7397]

Imagine growing up without knowing Seinfeld existed but Friends. I request a rebirth!

[@georgesongwe267]

Pretty privilege is REAL

[@TomdeSabla]

I know right? Like with Caitlin Clark. She shoots the ball and I swear that basket just moves right under it. And when she passes, she just chucks it wherever, but somehow her teammate ends up getting it and scoring. Plus she won rookie of the year when Angel Reese should have won it instead. If Angel was white, and pretty, and averaged 19 points a game, and 9 assists, and led her team to the playoffs in her rookie year, She would have won it. Oh. Wait. Ummm. Never mind

[@Slowhand871]

I know I get anything I want.

[@georgesongwe267]

@@TomdeSabla you know what you're right. The world is a utopia where everyone is treated equally. Don't know why I could've gotten that idea

[@alexmlinar9300]

My wife is like that.

[@deckofcards87]

The movie titles "Blame It On The Rain" and "Means To An End" always make me chuckle.

[@jgirlLVR]

My fav Seinfeld movie titles are "Deathblow", "Rochelle, Rochelle", "Chunnel", and "The English Patient".

[@sustainfem]

@@jgirlLVR "The English Patient" was a real movie. "We're missing the Death Blow!!"

[@cisium1184]

Ponce de Leon Prognosis Negative

[@IndigoIndustrial]

@@sustainfem Special mention : "Schindler's List" and "JFK"

[@alwillk]

Don’t forget “sacked lunch!”

[@JumpmanLane]

Why am I watching all these Seinfeld clips when I could just watch show lol

[@Seaby41]

I should watch these again think I'd understand them on a different level Now I'm an old man. They'd be a breath of fresh air at the moment too

[@QAZ-OMEN]

Just sitting there hate smoking those horrible cigars at the end 😂😂😂

[@bretthess6376]

Hate Smoking. 🐸😀🐸 I once hate drank a bag of military coffee. It tasted like ground up acorns, bug parts, and dubious dried organic debris. That's what real detestation will do to you.

[@andrasszabo1570]

@@bretthess6376 you aren't wrong. Because industrial complexes are impossible to keep clean, pre-ground coffee is allowed to have up to 10% bugs in it, usually cockroaches.

[@Abhishek64536]

"It's like trying to smoke a 'Chicken Bone'😂"

[@williamsnow112]

The Godzilla reference is a classic

[@placeholdername3206]

That bit with the speeding ticket is straight out of The Cannonball Run

[@bedlampuhedron]

All right Nik, let's hit it!

[@gritynity]

Nikki and Todd are the “unstoppable force meets an immovable object”

[@JanetStarChild]

Nickie and Tod; the power couple.

[@RTSD45N6]

They would have had beautiful children 😊

[@AyratHungryStudent]

The small things are what makes this show so great. Kramer asks Jerry if Todd Gack is Dutch. Then Jerry tells Elaine the name is Dutch. That's what people do in real life, they want to look smart, even if they don't know the answer.

[@TheStuport]

I thought the name Todd Gack was right up there with Alec Berg! John Houseman approved

[@edtheman28]

Alec Berrrrrrg

[@TheStuport]

@@edtheman28 🤣🤣🤣

[@elchantajista]

I knew a fellow musician, she was very attractive, so she got this musician who was one of the best slide guitarists in the world (Sonny Landreth) touring with the likes of Eric Clapton any way she was playing-in this very small restaurant and bar, so I asked her how she managed to pull it off, she simply replied i asked him , the power of attractive ladies is real

[@LaraBlejmar]

I enjoy so much learning English watching Seinfeld Sitcom. All the slangs and the dialogues are so interested! Greetings from Argentina!!

[@grawakendream8980]

this women was the prettiest woman on television but she essentially disappeared from the spotlight completely

[@gy3940]

meh

[@grawakendream8980]

@@gy3940 yeah you could do and have done way way better i'm sure

[@renaissanceman3903]

Harvey weinstein stuff probably

[@grawakendream8980]

@@renaissanceman3903 what do you mean

[@leeham6230]

​@@grawakendream8980 She wasn't eagerly putting out for the big Hollywood producers, so she couldn't get any roles. Not exactly a big secret; many of the Hollywood stars got their roles from sleeping with producers.

[@j-ymoney5112]

Ok but nothing beats Elaine’s smile

[@johnh5259]

"face like a frying pan"

[@geraltofrivia9424]

Lol 😂 Fanboys really need to stop saying out of touch stuff like that

[@PerryHowell-h9v]

​@@johnh5259"a wall of hair"

[@richhead8462]

And her dancing!

[@jamessteel9016]

Drying clothes in a pizza oven was never going to work. 😂

[@steverogers7601]

Well, what do you know about cooking a shirt, uh

[@commandZee]

"Like a beautiful Godzilla." Word

[@saywhatnow5789]

A beautiful Godzilla!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@2000Reflex]

Elaine could pull that look off better. They really dress her down to look like the homely girl a lot so she blends in with the gang more.

[@MyKeeP81]

yeah elaine is hot

[@marcoAKAjoe]

Facts

[@Kat-id7rz]

Huh?

[@vudujl83]

Todd is the guy who found a dating loophole, right?

[@fromthehaven94]

And worked in a chance for Elaine to meet his parents.

[@msoldate]

In college I dated a girl who looked & acted exactly like that down to the littlest detail. The experience taught me some people are better in pictures than being with in real life.

[@LDucon]

It becomes a challenge when they know that they're physically attractive. Did she ever throw it in your face how attractive she was??

[@davidl570]

@@LDucon Judging by his second sentence, I wouldn't doubt it.

[@banderas2000]

that's true. she could have a phat azz but if her mind isn't; right. it's like brushing without flossing

[@HouseJawn]

The absolute funniest comedy of all time 😂😁

[@MisfitsFiendClub138]

Curb > Seinfeld

[@gogousa6661]

@@MisfitsFiendClub138Curb was the best way to continue Seinfeld in a new era without ruining the legacy. I’d say they’re tied 9.5s/10 shows

[@usmh]

Britanick!

[@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106]

😂 Elaine what she gonna do? 😂

[@jaguilar718]

Hottest gf Jerry ever had on the show.

[@ctwwtc8761]

Sidra

[@de6212]

@@ctwwtc8761 yup

[@steverogers7601]

@@ctwwtc8761nah. Although, this doesn’t negate or downplay Sidra’s hotness. They’re both on the upper echelon of hotness, it’s just that Nikki’s edged her out.

[@de6212]

@@steverogers7601 brunettes are hotter than blondes

[@steverogers7601]

@@de6212 hair color can change. It’s the face and assets that matter most.

[@g-dub5272]

The greatest comedy of all time

[@S0ulinth3machin3]

by far

[@attyla2926]

She is like a beautiful Godzilla .😂😂😂. Epic one

[@daniellevinson6975]

I'm surprised Nikki didn't manipulate Jerry *before* dumping him!

[@stevekov6740]

Doing so afterwards shows how true her powers are.

[@daniellevinson6975]

@@stevekov6740 You can say that again.

[@randolphpinkle4482]

How do you know she didn't?

[@daniellevinson6975]

@@randolphpinkle4482 Good point... but we only ever see her use that tactic on him *after* the breakup.

[@kevinfinnerty8414]

Richard “Moe” Nixon. lol!

[@MrV1776]

love how jerry says, "blame it on the rain"?????

[@doubledown0411]

I've never wanted to punch a character in the face more than I do Todd Gack after that stupid Moe gag. @3:14

[@oddballsok]

And Gack is not Dutch…

[@thedunneminopinion5804]

Gek is dutch it means crazy in Dutch@@oddballsok

[@rishabhanand4973]

i mean, it wouldn't have worked if nikki didn't agree to the terms of the bet.

[@cruzn001]

Couldn’t agree more

[@KannyValentine]

Jerry always showing Elaine down is such a best friend thing.

[@drewgeraci8434]

Great episode and a great topic. The people that win the genetic lottery have things comes to them a lot easier. I know that this episode exaggerated it, but good humor is based on realistic observations.

[@smartyjonez5470]

It’s the single greatest advantage in life a person can have. A hot young girl is literally playing life on tutorial mode

[@brandonreed09]

The irony is the actress hardly has any acting credits. Survived about 10 years in Hollywood.

[@Smoove_J]

Beautiful women have the best lives. Everyone is happy to see them, listen to their stories, laugh at their jokes. They’re never lonely or worried about the future. I imagine it’s like being drunk or high 24/7.

[@fraserthomson5766]

That's because her husband is a billionaire, why work when you still look good? @@brandonreed09

[@R_Karri]

women*

[@miamimercenary9623]

Insane how Jerry fumbled her

[@reginalddennis6466]

To be fair, she is a looker.

[@planetX15]

Her name is Dylan Tays

[@marcoAKAjoe]

Yep

[@mreco7896]

1:10 year of the comet movie poster in the background.

[@Cryptic-cy3xr]

"Alright nick, lets hit it" haha

[@richhead8462]

Alright Nic, let me hit it.

[@theorderofthebees7308]

“ she’s like a beautiful Godzilla.” 😂😂😂😂

[@lukedaniell]

FUN FACT: A storyline in the Summer of George episode was inspired by the actress who played Nikki (whose real name is Danette). One of Seinfeld's producers, Alec Berg, asked Danette to be his date to an award show. She agreed. When he went to pick her up, he learned that she had a boyfriend. Instead of being bitter about it, Berg had the experience written into the Summer of George episode, which aired the following season.

[@bink]

Sounds vaguely similar to the waitress who tells George she has a boyfriend while they're on a date (MA-nure).

[@keno1069]

The dude was in her apartment. Hilarious!

[@duganred]

Nicki’s real name is Dylan Tays

[@gogousa6661]

@@keno1069or Fellas?

[@Gwildor2020]

@@keno1069 Lyle! Is he her dude or just a dude?

[@SpiritSoPoetic]

The end! 😂😂😂😂 this show is so brilliant

[@ernestturriziani2489]

Beautiful women have power over men and other women. It's just nature.

[@kevinfinnerty8414]

It doesn’t last very long though. 18-30 years old. Anything older is pushing it. Only a small % of Women. But Rich, good looking Men have a Lifetime of Power.

[@franz3810]

​@@kevinfinnerty8414as a woman with money, yes.

[@Gen_X]

Until they meet an average man with money...

[@overbuiltlimited]

True, but that scenario with the cop is not realistic. Not where I worked anyway. Any pretty female that tried to flirt or talk their way out of the citation always got the ticket. More than one of we could find other things to ticket them for. Always got a kick out of the reactions I’d get.

[@goofball1_134]

@@kevinfinnerty8414 35 not 30

[@Darule514]

"blame it on the rain" 😂

[@rolandomontenegro4130]

Todd Gak, play on playa 😂

[@ManelPeate]

She's so gorgeous, she couldn't just get what she wants, but, she could even get away with anything

[@droppin_sik_beets]

Like the Simpson reference- Milhouse and Moe

[@phillipstubbs8776]

one of the best episodes ever

[@serene1402]

She’s like a pretty bodyguard 😂

[@ATRTAP]

That car scene is my favorite Jerry Seinfeld moment.

[@the6ig6adwolf]

Sweet fancy Moses!! Nicky is definitely sponge worthy 🥰

[@ookookook]

"A LOT FASTER THAN THAT!!"

[@IamKnucks]

This scene was a weird switch for Elaine. She was super against smoking in all previous seasons, and then suddenly she's here. Smoking a cigar.

[@salvatorecollura2692]

Larry David was notoriously unconcerned with consistent characterisations. ‘It’s not about character! It’s about funny!’

[@Ecclesia_]

Odd how the initial scene implies Elaine is not a beautiful woman :')

[@12Blueace]

Ricky the mannequin maker would disagree.

[@listrahtes]

Elaine is not a classic beauty . Not bad looking either but just normal .

[@renecruz2964]

elaine is not beautful...maybe she was a little when she was way younger...she aged horribly...she's average at best

[@DiscoverMontréal]

Good Cubans up in Montreal 😎

[@benthomas8765]

“Alright Nik, let’s hit it..”

[@ruqone]

Pimpin' Jerry 🤣.... Too bad Todd Gack knocked him for his blonde beauty.

[@SteveDave211]

Nikki would have figured out Tod scam yet unlike Elaine it would have taken much longer.😂

[@boyfrmnewyork]

"She's like a beautiful Godzilla"....lol

[@richhead8462]

GLC had some good lines..

[@FallouFitness_NattyEdition]

Pretty funny that the actress for Nikki was an inspiration for The Dude episode.

[@LT1]

Todd Gack slays

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

I have to say the name Todd Gack is pretty amazing

[@EbonyCoulter6723]

Jerry Jerry funny 😂😂😂

[@IRVremy]

Jerry is making money off of the reruns of the show and the KZbin videos. I can't get enough, I find myself just clicking on one after the other and they seem so much funnier in these shorter formats.

[@johngonzalez4298]

Elaine has some competition

[@Cormac-jd2kx]

Elaine can’t even compete with this beauty 😂

[@robertweir5313]

@@Cormac-jd2kxElaine is more the type who charms guys with personality

[@robertweir5313]

@@Cormac-jd2kx yeppers just now I think that strange dancing would have sent me over a Cliff

[@dove6087]

I personally find Elaine more beautiful, shes very charming too

[@wadesickler7121]

Jerry's most beautiful/gorgeous girlfriend.

[@yanwain9454]

is she supposed to be significantly hotter than the models jerry dates in every other episode?

[@happyswissjoe]

i LOVE this series....i'd bet my quirky comedy was from them...

[@Vimukta]

all right Nikk 😊

[@wadeadams4263]

Kidnap the dog until you get the real Cubans.

[@Martin_Daniel]

Nicki is played by actress Dylan Tays

[@rexmaximilian9548]

Can you imagine when they pitched this episode in the writers’ room they probably thought, “where can we realistically find a girl that beautiful who would have that kind of power over men?” Lo and behold, they sure found her.

[@MemoJRS]

BEST SITCOM EVER.

[@johnsuggs6144]

Without question

[@untube9715]

Even Jerry couldn't say no.

[@Ed19601]

Dylan Tays definitely a beauty

[@miked9260]

4:32 so Nikky ised her power on Jerry? Lol 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@blabla-rg7ky]

dang, she IS beautiful... but then again, which one of Jerry's GFs was not beautiful? I think I can name at most ZERO that I wouldn't have dated xD

[@bwg4608]

True, though I think Nicki is the most beautiful of all of Jerry's girlfriends.

[@blabla-rg7ky]

@@bwg4608 I think my favorite... or one of the top 3 favorites anyway was the one from the The Frogger episode... although, I also liked the one from the potholes episode, I can't remember its name at the moment... But yeah, Nicki is up there too :)

[@PhilMoskowitz]

She looks like a Bond girl in one of Timothy Dalton Bond movies.

[@MrSoles]

Ahh, Nikki. She reminds me of an early ex-girlfriend of mine. I had to dump her because she just wasn't good enough for me.

[@bond1_mjblosser]

"Never lift anything over 3 pounds". Ha, ain't that the truth!

[@jillv4006]

I think Elaine is beautiful

[@yournamehere6002]

Who doesn't

[@andrewryan1500]

The Moe / Mulhouse confusion over Nixon's middle name. Is it significant that those are both Simpsons characters?