Self Defense

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[@PunchlineEverytime]

I can't sing the praises of this video enough. Just last week I was attacked by a mugger who was asleep in their own bed and what I learned in this video may have saved my life. Thanks, Sensei Kaywood!

[@ViolenceCity]

It's all about wrist control

[@becarefulwhatyoufish4764]

That's what you when they ask What are you doing

[@andreiarca3024]

It's also important to pull out your gun.

[@Tables-zm7db]

@Andrei Arca also want to climb through his window

[@theautodan7095]

"Sounds like some muggers are coming in police cars" 😂🤣🤣

[@high.9474]

"You encounter a mugger, okay? he wants crack." *Donald looks at the camera like "yeah, right"*.

[@blinkatreyu]

I love those transitions he makes haha DerrickComedy was the best of the best on youtube back in the day.

[@vamtheanomaly]

blinkatreyu My favorite was "bro rape."

[@TeranRealtor]

The best of the best of the best. Sir!

[@therealcliggs3576]

Still funny in 2021. Will always love these dudes.

[@briana6547]

I just referenced this video in a joke the other day I was shocked when I saw it was uploaded 15 years ago lol

[@MrElkaymooney]

2022 still funny

[@macedonia1801]

@@MrElkaymooney just showed my wife. I’m dying laughing.

[@HypnoticHorizons]

nice reggie k

[@joshwinston8710]

@@MrElkaymooney 2023 still funny

[@marvalekellogg5259]

Man I'm 21 now and I was 13 when I first started watching these there still hilarious

[@MultiSlipknot1]

I understand dem feels bro

[@kandaraugh]

This video brings me back. These videos always cracked me up back then and they're still awesome. I appreciate them even more.

[@jamiecal11]

exact same for me, bro. *tears*

[@Willx1012]

And Now you're TWENTY FIVE!!

[@MaxintoshMinus]

I was just thinking the same thing! I'm 22 now, and I first discovered this channel when I was about 10.

[@MadMaker7]

From KZbin skits to being a famous rapper and an actor in one of the biggest films of the year. Inspirational.

[@lilpimpjjpimp23]

He's been a writer for 30 rock

[@poopscooper7234]

Another actor was there for 99% percent of the video and you're commenting on that washed up hack gambino???

[@Soundwves]

>gambino >washed up >just had a very successful concert >new show is a critical and commercial success >washed up

[@poopscooper7234]

NeroChaos I'm less angry at Donald these days, I think he's just going through a tough time, but his rap is utter crap. It was better when he was just having fun with it. I genuinely think the guy needs a friend. He's not the same guy he was in these videos.

[@lastupido]

uh he's gonna be in star wars, not sure if thats good enough for you

[@TheWestbank2222222]

Gotta love the scene transitions And still no crack for you today my friend

[@CaptainCocaine]

Just took an NRA Certified Personal Defense class, and all they did was play this video and hand us a certificate of completion. And then they mugged us to buy crack.

[@Mirko7012]

Sadpants McGee you should’ve tried to get wrist control

[@lukedmondson]

It’s cause he couldn’t feel that you had control of his body

[@josephboston7354]

"Your mugger is asleep in his own bed and he's mugging you."

[@Gangsterturtles]

This helped so much. I was mugged by a bird a long time ago. Now I can defend my self no more crack for that bird.

[@1966Zodiac]

Damn I hate it when girls are tied up in my car wanting to mug me for crack money.

[@drmg735]

@@chiru6738 same

[@realitysauce9738]

How he pulled that gun when he woke up still has me dying 🤣🤣.

[@sportsgamersonline]

Still funny in 2015.

[@decade240]

2016 reporting in, still funny

[@diego1marcus918]

2017 rolled in, still funny

[@dclarkmusic]

Can confirm, 2017 and still funny

[@sammiharris9213]

2018 clocked in, still funny

[@JaredWyns]

2019, first time viewer (somehow) and can confirm, still funny.

[@TheVoidofNothing11]

2020 and I'm here rewatching this for the first time in years. Man I miss these guys together.

[@deguzmanlathrellevonnj.4164]

thanks to this i defended my virginity for 10 straight years

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

😂😂😂😂

[@AM-kr1pc]

I come back here every couple of years and giggle. And also to be like “omg Donald Glover!”

[@HonJazzz]

Step 1: Wrist control Step 2: GUN

[@petera2c898]

I remember watching this in 2006, so glad it is still here :D

[@jman0509]

Thanks DerrickComedy for your videos! As a parent of two, things get pretty roudy. Just wanted to let you all know that thanks to the wrist control + gun technique I can get them to bed, dinner, or bath, with no problem. Only silent tears and frightened souls. Thnx again!

[@darthvader6198]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NOW THATS HOW YOU DISCIPLINE A CHILD

[@terryguerra1010]

He must be hardcore. He's a white belt "instructor".

[@nontrashfire2]

I see you understand jokes.

[@raythewanderer572]

Tom McD Person who gets jokes is mugging you.

[@nontrashfire2]

***** I don't see how... I have wrist control with my gun...

[@palstikup]

real situation #99, a mugger is in jail and he wants to mug you....

[@WinstonPoptart]

He wants your money, for crack!

[@becarefulwhatyoufish4764]

Grab the key to his cell and...

[@RiversBliss]

Wrist control achievement unlocked

[@ljuc]

@@RiversBliss real situation #999, a mugger is in his grave. He is discomposing and he wants to mug you....

[@Captain_Wet_Beard]

So you pull out your "gun" and take his crack

[@LexBlazer]

An absolute classic. Finally 'liked' it in 2023....but first watched when new!

[@Brainstrain]

You took one joke, and MADE IT WORK over and over. The off-the-wall force transistions are a genre staple, great job.

[@Whyareyoucallinghere]

15 years later and I still remember my friend showing me this in school

[@thecommentator5280]

10 years later and this video still has me cracking up, ALL HAIL CHILDISH GAMBINO!! 😂🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@SouthpawZer0]

Still better advice than Detroit Urban Survival Training.

[@Cripjoy]

🤣

[@DarSax]

This is pretty much the epitome of awesome. Perfect transitions/parody, and perfect comedy. Win.

[@ErrinExtreme]

LOVE IT. "Your mugger's asleep in his own bed, and he's mugging you.. and then once you've climbed in through the window, you're gonna wanna get wrist control. Okay. And it's going to be very easy to do, because your mugger is sleeping."

[@JDekkaKY]

I'm amazed KZbin has been around this long. 16 years later and these videos still slap. 👏👏

[@seththebeatmxchine]

I can now see where Michael from Vsauce got all his segway inspiration from.

[@tannercropper6230]

This was literally the first KZbin video I ever watched. It aged like fine wine.

[@subaru1491]

This must be where Detroit Urban Survival gets all his content.

[@badmantsu]

Real Life Situation #1031. Your mugger was born without arm and wants crack. So all you gotta do get wrist control.

[@mitchellfinesse4258]

+MrYoungfly100 you get ankle control

[@pryingeyes1551]

I have that exact same giant, rubber, painted relief map. I think it's from the '60s. I've never seen another one before.

[@oddis-he4853]

No crack for you today my friend

[@user-yh9bb6gr4d]

Its 2018 and i still show this video to people funny as heck

[@threefreaksonecup6628]

I like how even in the last scene he's setting up the next transition

[@unprofessionalvideos]

This is a video I love coming back to.

[@spellbound1875]

I lose it every time when he explains how you first need to climb in through the window because the door is probably locked...

[@kingofeds]

That is freakin' hilarious. I know I watched it for the first time in a Kansas airport with my friends and we started to make stuff like the Real Life Situations up. I quote from my friend: "You mugger is dead in their own coffin and they're mugging you"

[@omegajbmb]

Classic, hardly believe this was made 14 years ago, damn I feel old.

[@logangodofcandy]

Still one of the best YT videos

[@sylvernale]

This is like Mac meets Dennis

[@ShakenBake145]

2:15 The way he jams the gun in her face always get me

[@edwin260]

There was something about that was so real.

[@JonathanHartwig]

I still share this video with someone who hasn't seen it at least once every six months.

[@thtquietgrl8072]

Still funny in 2021

[@Shadaxv90]

Agreed

[@Alex-zi1nb]

15 years and still funny as shit

[@prest01]

real life situation number 5: your mugger is a herd of tigers, THEY ARE TRYING TO MUG YOU

[@sixthjayhawk]

Holy hell! I remember this video back when KZbin first started. We watched it all the time freshman year of HS. This and the Plaxico Burress one

[@adamlucas2203]

We didn't know what we had with Derrick Comedy and TV Maxwell. The peak of KZbin

[@Ihatethewaythatyou]

I return in hopes that this brilliant comedy team will do the same.

[@X_Kurosaki_X]

Oh god, this was 10 years ago? Makes me feel so old.

[@FAMGameplay]

That wrist control man,its 10th planet skill....You earned my respect..... :)

[@TheCaliRhino]

This was so much better than I could’ve possibly expected! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@-comment]

This was such a great channel

[@RyanHolmesTV]

this is the best self defense video on the internet

[@treasuretrails]

Still binge drinking to this epic content in November 2022!

[@mr.e6033]

Some self-defense instructor LOL he has a freaking white belt😂😂😂

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

I lost my everything the moment he pulled out the gun

[@lawrencetalbot8346]

Fun fact, someone tried to use this video as a defense for breaking into someone’s house and robbing them at gunpoint. He claimed he was “thwarting a future mugging” by getting a drop on the “would be mugger”

[@iAimToBeatYou]

This might be the greatest joke I've ever seen on KZbin. With this joke, I believe you just won the internet. Congratulations.

[@yukiannie666]

This is the first derrick video i ever watched...i still love this...

[@peacefuljeffrey]

You guys are awesome! I just bought Mystery Team yesterday and just finished watching it right now. HILARIOUS! I love your style. You all did a great job producing this movie. More than a few times I found myself marveling at the cinematography -- something I didn't even expect. Very well shot. Go far, guys! You deserve it -- you're very talented.

[@blockthisuser]

fathers of yt

[@XardionZ]

It’s been 16 years and the transitions in this video are still impressive.

[@gab3384]

First youtube video i remember watching and its still so funny. Thanks for making a vid thats stayed in my memories for 16 years

[@DrakeBrunette]

I love how he is a 1 stripe white belt. Like that one guy who has spent 2-3 months at your dojo/gym and now thinks he is qualified to teach other people.

[@locke103]

r/woosh

[@The5thelemnt]

I got wrist control.

[@missccarr89]

+5thElemnt Don't forget wrist control

[@The5thelemnt]

Colleen Carr For real life situations we might encounter...wrist control!

[@MegamaXX500]

The way he presses the gun against the girls face is so fucking funny

[@TheSecretProvider]

I'm so glad all the thumbnails are back.

[@naughtybynature999]

damn almost 20 years ago since this came out, we were really the first generation of youtube

[@ThatOneRandomSteve]

You know, call me crazy, but I don't think that those guys were mugging him

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Cause he got wrist control

[@ElisandroDeLeon]

One of my favorite Derricks Comedy skits

[@BasedBoomer1337]

Classic video I just ended up remembering today. Glad its still up

[@DavidErickRamos]

Wow. Freakin brilliant!

[@juan.6008]

juan.

[@drumset09]

This is why KZbin was created, this is why KZbin became big.

[@DahnHuan]

i finally found this video again... it randomly popped in my head today lol

[@dclarkmusic]

Wooooooaaaaahh this brings me back! I didn't even know this was Derrick comedy.

[@JuggB]

the 3rd scene is the funniest

[@MOMOarabe]

this was 8 YEARS AGO!?!? holy shit how come i never saw that before

[@chiefgreen42]

i love all the actual self defense videos that are displayed with this. lmao

[@Neonytic]

This is the first video I ever watched from derrickcomedy. Still one of my all time favourite videos ever.

[@EngineeredTruth]

a classic

[@SetFireToTheLand]

ENGINEERED TRUTH Oh shit! I just randomly found your comment on this video. "wrist control" lol.

[@CastielNovak666]

real life situation #5. Your mugger is asking you to put your hands in the air because he wants crack. Just try to get wrist contr- *bang*

[@HybridDolphin]

I was 15 when I first saw this now im 3 months away from being 30!

[@MobiusCoin]

Whenever a UFC commentator says he's got wrist control, me and my friends always say "and then you pull out your gun!"

[@user-asfh2ubiv5dh]

Is that Glover? Lol

[@rajaerameek]

yup

[@lindaspeck2236]

Steven Lynch

[@WordsForStrangers]

wow i saw this in middle school and never realized the black dude was donald glover

[@haydenheimstead3907]

Bro this is the funniest thing ever

[@donnyteeth]

"he wants your money to buy crack" lol

[@gordonkippola7245]

Still funny in 2022!

[@raptor15sc]

0:55 - THIS IS AMERICA

[@NightKill55]

Haven't been here since high school. Still funny

[@sheridanjanda7212]

dude i watched this is middle school and it still holds up today

[@syasyahisham6191]

no crack for you my friend

[@Will-kl5ri]

The beginning of sketch comedy on youtube

[@Datsdutch]

2021 squad 💥

[@FBJ-cv3qq]

Thanks Skippy for sharing this vid to us.