Self Fulfilling Incels Ft. ExfilCamper - Ep. 62

[@Akula111]

I love the self-aware part near the beginning where they go "we should really include the guest more this podcast is always just us having conversations and the guest sitting quietly" and not even 10 minutes later they're back to that formula of wheezing at each-other's jokes as ExfilCamper just sits there and listens And I wouldn't have it any other way don't give these guests so much as a SECOND to speak

[@ValleyofIbis]

The guests are there to look pretty. They are an asset and nothing more

[@boarfaceswinejaw4516]

survival of the fittest. only the best guests stand out.

[@Ashephalt]

The best and ONLY podcast where the guest don’t speak.

[@AC_Apollo]

the guests are there to serve as a conversation piece. like when someone has like a hockey stick next to their fire place or some shit so when people come over they get that "you play hockey?" goin

[@lowskillgod]

bro tbh the guests are just horrible at conversation theyre too meek to interject and contribute anything funny or bring any topic up or anything

[@kylegresham2144]

Exfilcamper doing what he does best this podcast, sitting and waiting

[@robinmaibals1193]

Waiting till the recording is over before engaging the targets.

[@hope6840]

Bryan has a rival it seems

[@gram.]

@@hope6840 not a chance, I say it (suspiciously) often but, Brian is the absolute best man love him

[@redbaron7538]

Poob carrying again

[@CookieIsBack024]

@@gram. Sam is the classic thorough bred and poop is the sidekick Brian has room for evolution and he's less of a neet than we thought 🧐 unplacable

[@josephhenry2846]

I like how when we first got the Brian face reveal we were all surprised how put together he looked and now he is slowly turning more into what we pictured.

[@NachozMan]

He had to keep up appearances for the reveal and now he's relaxing back to what he truly was

[@selectionn]

he'd be a chad if he groomed a little bit. hes slowly regressing into a goblin

[@torstenw5723]

A basement dwelling jerk monster

[@gram.]

I fr thought he looked exactly like I imagined Hes funny as anyway man, absolute top boy

[@mirnasimmi4901]

I thought he was black idk what you guys are talking about

[@BennyGvlogs]

To all the women using this as a background check for Poob: give him a chance, he's a great guy

[@AsianCole]

yep. just 7 months ago I was on the streets when a very smart, handsome, non-alcoholic man named “poob” walked up to me. He told me, “why dont we get you cleaned up” and let me stay at his home (he lives in a penthouse btw). he called his people and set me up with a job and now look at me. im living a happy life with a stable income, family, and roof over my head and none of this wouldve been possible without him. Thanks pob

[@dias8726]

Poobs second and third account over here

[@BennyGvlogs]

@@dias8726 you can't prove anything

[@chump6220]

@@AsianCole poob beat me half to death with a cane he stole from an old man

[@conk-n9u]

nah man I heard that dude beats dogs to death

[@quintonj1616]

Bryan scooting back to reveal he's sat in his underwear is peak Forehead Fables.

[@kandyn2611]

TIME STAMP 🙏

[@ShaneLikesCake]

@@kandyn2611 1:18:18

[@boatwreks]

No one even mentioned anything except Stalt. Must be normal Bryan behavior.

[@clarktarkten]

@@boatwreks Straight up, that's what I thought as well. "what do you mean? He's always in just his underwear?"

[@blompf]

poob doesn't have his little crazy schizo dancing characters. crying n fartin

[@dr.mansdoodeph.d.2421]

So SAD

[@dreamman5588]

I personally find the 911 joke kind of funny

[@robinmaibals1193]

He's trying not to become an incel every time he has to explain to a woman what he does.

[@shnouth5391]

Oneyplays fan 😕

[@Scorch052]

ya the podcast has really dropped in quality with this change

[@John-hg4gm]

Great podcast Stallt. Hope you get a raise for keeping the podcast enjoyable with your little texts on screen.

[@boarfaceswinejaw4516]

Hopefully we could get podcast highlights featuring only Stallts edits.

[@dominicwilfong]

I was hoping to find a comment like this after he called Poob a pussy Bitch

[@mrmintahlic]

He needs to leave them on screen a bit longer tho imo

[@anthonyc417]

@Marceline Mae Prove it.

[@joshuaperry5991]

@Marceline Mae wierd

[@mr.crinckles7590]

The fact that Poob predicted the Queen died is insane, truly a modern nostradamus.

[@thebamb00zler6]

Poob would be the kid with the hard echo on xbox live. has the vacuum going, dogs barking, and you hear yourself 3 times

[@brandonmeens]

Screaming at everyone else that his mic is literally fine

[@kingofthegames7179]

@@brandonmeens parents arguing in the background

[@yungcornwallis1122]

This whole episode was Poob blinking pro-Russian propaganda in Morse code. Weird.

[@andychavez487]

Bryan only threw the Mario Lego brick, because he realized that he wasn't wearing any pants after grabbing it.

[@DirtyMacflurry]

"why you got so many necklace" Poob is a man of culture i see

[@marmar.v2743]

Word 🤣

[@cabbagelover27]

I love earl

[@dusti7005]

meanwhile Bryan had no idea what he was saying

[@kingstarnoah3101]

It's honestly insane how poob can come up with some of the grimmest yet hilarious jokes on the spot

[@Snowbladee]

MVP of every episode. Big love for papa Boobs 🥰

[@scooterboi8325]

ExfilCamper looks like a shell of a person for about 80% of this podcast

[@professorwithagun9931]

Poob's really starting to look like my alcoholic uncle who killed himself in 09' from a massive binge ending bad. Someone should really check up on him

[@DirtyMacflurry]

Positive Poob is gonna bring up this comment up next podcast

[@George-pl7eu]

A carton of beer in 2 to 3 days is good *just boys being boys*

[@bryand7958]

@@George-pl7eu just a young guy havin' fun

[@George-pl7eu]

@@bryand7958 ain't we all

[@joshuaperry5991]

Wierd

[@lilotealayla]

I can't make my depressed husband laugh but you guys can, so thanks I guess.

[@dominicwilfong]

Damn lmao

[@harrytrenchman4280]

hits hard

[@Charlie-nc3cp]

Uh duh because women aren't funny silly

[@xRadon402]

Get your husband a DNR bracelet always cheers folk up

[@emperorbunnybun7513]

You might not make him laugh, but you can make him feel loved.

[@younggeek2974]

This podcast reminds me less of a podcast more of sitting at the Xbox 360 dashboard talking to the homies with the party open.

[@AndreiLlacuna]

I learned absolutely nothing about exfil in this episode

[@Crizzly122]

Yeah but you laugh hoohoo haha

[@fortniteawesomeparodies2706]

I cannot believe Poop predicted both the Queen and the Pope dying, this man can save the world with the knowledge he has

[@BTDUBS123]

How did he know

[@fortniteawesomeparodies2706]

I just noticed I called him Poop, I didn't even mean to do that

[@GrandMasterSamueltheThird]

Brian laughing the pain away after breaking his lego set

[@Yeehaw266]

just wanna say everybody was killing it this podcast, but poob carries, and Stallt's comments and editing really make it a nice experience to watch. God imagine not seeing the scooter bit, rip audio freaks

[@goldenfade6332]

I was at work god damn it

[@G33-s4k]

Poob is trying to tell us he’s the ghost of kyiv

[@tito3640]

Can't be, Poob is a real person and not propaganda

[@nickmoulton8702]

The 6 times Devon said something scared me. I forgot he was there until he said something and it would freak me out hahaha

[@punishedbung4902]

I cried for Bryan when he broke his lego. I haven’t kept up with the lego scene for 10 years going now so it’s cool to see what those crazy Europeans can come up with.

[@askaykeeners8712]

true felt the pain he must of felt after wasting so much time building it only to do that

[@lordogordo9407]

1:19:56 POV: You're a spartan hurling an unfit child off a cliff but it doesn't die immediately

[@warnerro10]

Does Brian have a massage chair or does he just keep his girlfriend perpetually under his desk during podcast episodes?

[@lightvgen8209]

He said in another episode hes constantly shaking his legs

[@pieduke4143]

He loses feeling in his legs if he’s not constantly shaking them

[@George-pl7eu]

Man got mad ADHD Or anxiety

[@ghostlywolfles9478]

Bro really has the jitters every episode. I now understand how irritated adults are watching antsy kids who can’t sit still are

[@candiedcrusader7841]

I can't even tell he's shaking his leg cuz i do it so much that my phone is always vibrating

[@lewisallen5849]

Didn't know car crashes could last almost 2 and a half hours. Guess I'll strap in

[@kingleaf2932]

It’s a normal car crash but every time you come to a stop another car instantly hits you

[@RiverValleyMan]

Nearly 150 minutes of delicious vomit. No but seriously your a champ Staltt.

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

*you're

[@rayclermont1350]

@@Bee_Tea_Sea bruh

[@rivulose8362]

@@rayclermont1350 its the teachers pet

[@parknplay8328]

Stalltt

[@ShopeeMarketteam]

Bryan telling everyone to "look at this" while talking about his legos on and audio podcast has to be one of the many unintentional humours of Forehead Fables

[@godhimself9528]

That Razor scooter is slowly going to turn Sam into the one cheek wonder

[@Dizzy-izzy.]

The way exfilcampers face just goes into a cold dead stare after laughing...it's alarming

[@ev8570]

He looks like the kind of guy would make an entire steam about exfil camping. Reminds me of Sid from Toy Story

[@andrewclarke610]

Bryan being a mega block kid is fitting considering that Canada is the mega blocks to America being legos

[@johnsharplin]

Does anyone honestly expect Bryan to have pants on for these? It's like expecting a Forehead Fables Podcast episode to contain an original story or a good guest interaction.

[@Crizzly122]

We've gone from Sam yelling at Poob for eating on the podcast to Sam chewing gum an inch from his mic

[@OneEyedWilliam]

6 minutes in and the guest hasnt been able to talk once. This is the quality I come back for

[@conroyyjenkinss]

I like how I'm watching this at 10:46 and am literally eating a bowl of Cheerios right when Sam says cereal is something you eat like 11 at night😂

[@Dom-hd5zh]

Bryans reaction after that toss killed me, in pure disbelieve with his arms streched out.

[@boatwreks]

I love Poob’s Sweatshirt reference. “Y u got necklace?”

[@caleb5070]

Nostalgia hit like a freight train when you guys talked about Xbox live and the air traffic control mic

[@Barnacle_B01]

SAM! the Riddler in the new batman movie looks just like you LMAO

[@theikon8172]

The way Poob said “ building and stacking” at 1:13:35 has me ☠️🤣

[@clawzx1195]

The only funny comment in this entire comment section

[@lancecoffman3941]

Stalt you have to know “I totally forgot about the hexloom thing” makes it seem like it was very present in your mind

[@punishedbung4902]

I am neuroretarded.

[@Caped.Customs]

2nd only patreon exclusive channel plug *

[@Charlie-nc3cp]

It's not even a patreon exclusive lol

[@Caped.Customs]

@@Charlie-nc3cp as of right now it is

[@Stalltt]

This is not a patreon only episode bruh, just a timed exclusive. The patron episode is being edited right now. The boys did a late night episode and got smashed.

[@punishedbung4902]

@@Stalltt I am sorry, Staltt. I was just dripping with joy when I thought that us Patreon would have EXCLUSIVE ACCESS to THE exfilcamper. I will edit my comment to let the world know of my error. Thank you for the poggers episode as usual.

[@WigneyR]

Sams maniacal laugh when Bryan’s Lego Mario Cube broke 😂😂😂

[@drichmo]

The funniest part of this entire podcast is no one finding fault with Bryan not even doing the bare minimum and wearing pants. I love you guys

[@Awesomewithaz]

41:12 Damn poob, you killed the Queen.

[@AudicyVEVO]

I'm so jealous of Poob I love drinking and playing games I wish I could make a living off of it

[@andrewgross7563]

Thanks poob, now I know to profile short hairy people with big feet for my cranberry bogs.

[@kaitlinvanwinkler3750]

I also love that poob is so in the dark on how children work 🤣 he's like how is your kid in school at 1?! Shit can't even walk and shits themselves!

[@edwardbrown9220]

The closest thing that Exfil has to a muse is Ho Chi Minh

[@anthonyn1157]

The boys making my work day better. Praise be Samuel 🙏

[@me2monsta-150]

Seeing 3.75” clone trooper action figures make a debut on this podcast has been a truly wooing moment for me, and this is coming from an avid Clone trooper collector. Keep them. Or else.

[@kiitos8426]

oh my god they predicted the queens death

[@davidb321]

Holy fuck everyone! This is not a drill, it’s an actual episode!

[@George-pl7eu]

From not posting to speed running two episodes epic

[@hiimharvey4191]

wow sam you finally did something we wanted.

[@hiimharvey4191]

making that $5 worth it. keep it up

[@greggoryhowery8508]

Damn Poob predicted the Queen's death

[@Xhotic]

1:00:00 good thing its April now and Poob can get his package

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

Loving the nightmare fuel thumbnails, they're good

[@uhtern]

forehead fables is becoming the legion of doom to gamer hole's justice league

[@LiquifyInk]

When Sam's daughter outgrows her scooter I feel like he's gonna hand me down the razor and buy himself a new one instead.

[@ChrisRyder98]

I really hope Bryan rebuilds his Lego set, felt so bad for him when it crumbled apart

[@bloopdeboop1707]

Loving how Sam is wheezing over his childhood trauma and everyone is absolutely silent, and you can just smell the "what the fuck.." energy permeating the call.

[@aaronjeter]

My parents used those large paint stir sticks from Home Depot to spank my ass lol. Those were the worst.

[@C_R112]

Poopchimp

[@anonthe-third2367]

That's smart, those are free XD

[@aaronjeter]

@@anonthe-third2367 Yeah, and the most effective lol. it was wide and stiff, which made the smack hurt more lol

[@anonthe-third2367]

@@aaronjeter that's true. My dad would have DIY'd that shit, drilled holes for velocity and sanded it. We truly live in a society.

[@aaronjeter]

@@anonthe-third2367 Sounds like some fallout 4 shit haha

[@SDLXVI]

These guys are really good actors. This is the most immersive podcast experience out there, fantastic writing job stalltt.

[@NachozMan]

I reduced Sam to tears in Chivalry once.

[@Ghostshadow021]

As the opposite of the gamer hole you guys should be called gamer hill as you look down on them like Olympian gods, also Mr. Stallt Sir, may you please tell Samuel to bring back the old shekelscheme designs back or at the very least the "cool guy 2008" shirt.

[@itsMBWAAA]

Pancakes and French toast are more like dessert than a first thing in the morning food

[@ben-wi2bj]

came here from audio just to see the scooter trick. love you sam

[@deathstramy7272]

I also remember the taste of lincoln logs

[@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339]

Not usually a fan of when the title gets changed but I like this one. Good job Stalltt

[@americanman5270]

There is a specific organization that goes to soldier funerals to surround the entire proceeding to shield the families of the fallen soldier from the West borough baptists and it's called the Patriot guard riders. my grandfather takes part in many funerals in our immediate area I would participate but I am still active duty in the army but it seems like a very cool thing that these veterans/ retired veterans do for fallen soldiers. They don't only do soldiers that died in the line of duty though. Im pretty sure it's any funeral with military honors.

[@whatnot7453]

he read my thoughts with "where are his fucking pants?" best moment in the whole podcast

[@WithoutTheBitter]

the snorting fundip convo is greatr especially seeing sam fall down the schneeberg hole. long pinky nail incoming

[@colonialmustard8156]

im listening to this doing college work and did not know there was a guest

[@justin8561]

1:15:26 what’s fucked up is I’m with sam on that I heard “Lincoln logs” and remembers the flavor 😂😂😂😂god damn

[@porkyorcy1715]

that awkward moment where exfil calls them autistic and then bullies them for not being able to spit something out was literally amazing

[@monaka581]

1:18:08 pretty sure Poob's referencing that Beyond Scared Straight bit from Loiter Squad

[@sourmain5732]

I am glad Sam, Poob, and Bryan are Allies

[@danielsierra4768]

Peole talking about poob but Bryan's hair is crazy he looks like a tier 3 anime enjoyer

[@Janstaer]

i used to do the same with our wifi where we i just got a wireless adapter and looked for neighbors who never put a password on their wifi way back then

[@Stogie1]

I had a ripstick when I was young. I went down a slight ramp and ended up shattering one of my kneecaps

[@DeadSpacedOut]

This may not include many people, but who else saw 2 podcasts they watch get uploaded at the same time almost.

[@IroncladAmphibian]

Hey man, the megablox halo sets are fire

[@sirreggington]

The conviction of poob talking about a scooter made my day

[@knunk5476]

When nobody commented on bryan not wearing pants, i immediately assume everyone else wasn’t wearing pants.

[@PurpleLamprey]

How much do Poob and Bryan get of the $30k per month patreon funds? I certainly hope Sam isn't getting something ridiculous like 50% or more...

[@nischeta5462]

He probably does honestly, poob certainly isn’t rich

[@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339]

if i had to guess probably 15% each and stalltt gets 30% assuming sam was truthful about stalltt getting double

[@bleh8789]

The last time they talked about it Sam said they're paid a flat rate but I imagine that's changed since their (totally) deserved success.

[@sirbonple]

POOB PREDICTED THE QUEEN DYING

[@johnnyx4267]

i think spoonkid talked more in his episode, you guys are a well oiled steamroller 07:14 lol, i forgot how you bragged about how that wasn't going to happen

[@locallydroning4883]

1:18:9 loiter squad reference 🤠🤠🤠

[@bobbythotimus1184]

1:18:09 I got your Loiter Squad reference poob

[@arodrican123]

Sam talking about the toy and then saying "look at this thing" as I sigh and reluctantly pull out my phone to look at this toy. Audio listeners got it good

[@keybored-]

these intros are so good

[@grugnotice7746]

>The Queen stabbed to death by a crackhead Hey now, go easy on Hunter. He's the son of a sitting president!

[@chillinkillua2421]

There had to be something on Lincoln logs i chewed on mine also LMAO

[@dylanbrady5926]

Hell yea poob your fallen order streams turned me onto the game I love it. Too bad I missed your rant tho

[@maximumoperator5511]

listened to this while getting my wisdom teeth pulled, really helped with the pain

[@ParagonChumba]

41:11 "the queen died"

[@AZrider480]

Bryan with no pants lmaoo fucking legend

[@OddTJ]

Poob is confused by NFTs but is selling stickers...