Sentencing KIRBY Villains for Their Crimes ⚖️

[@kinglyzebra6417]

Considering the second/final phases of most Kirby final bosses, the thought of a giant eyeball being imprisoned in an ordinary jail cell is just hilarious to me.

[@daxondelly2141]

perfect to bring prisoners anxiety and the temptation to sacrifice themselves or join the darkness

[@tysondennis1016]

"Guards! Inmate 0 is bleeding at me!"

[@skylaredwards8015]

@@tysondennis1016 Lol

[@dreadhat857]

Haha you blinked I win

[@stormy_does_stuff]

​@@dreadhat857 um you're not scp 163

[@Hopeful_Neon]

Void termina is just born. It's technically just a baby who only knew about sadness and grief. So he couldn't be tried as an adult in a court

[@mrmr3657]

That and DDD were the two that didn’t make sense to me

[@Clover298]

void termina wasn’t just born, he was resurrected, meaning he had been alive for who knows how long and was recently brought back from the dead

[@ohreally69]

The term is "resurrect" not 'born',so it can be theorized that before Void died,it still did a lot of bad things and then just continued to do so after being resurrected

[@SakhotGamer]

@@ohreally69 We don't really know if it's previous iteration was bad one, given the lore bomb star allies dropped tells us that kirby could be just positive void termina, he could have just been another kirbo.

[@oeynfrysdniydizsuhfisy1501]

@@SakhotGamer who was made from evil energy hes the opposite of kirby so pure evil while kirby is pure good

[@constantinb4592]

2:38 "In Kirby dream land 1 and 2" KDL 2 : *possessed Dedede* ... Yeah, doesn't make Dedede's sentence just.

[@tysondennis1016]

He has the excuse: Was possessed. It happened a lot.

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

Sheesh, I did not expect King Dedede to get 30 years in Prison. I know he was a greedy tyrant who stole all the Food From Dreamland's residents, but he more than made up for that by now!

[@grayanddevpdx]

Kirby would try to get Dedede pardoned, I know it.

[@emoji3266]

@@grayanddevpdx Considering Kirby, yeah I could see that

[@PoyoDreamer]

Why dose Dedede have a harsher sentence then other villains? He’s not even a villain anymore! dark nebula is literally the lord of the underworld.

[@tyronecrossman5014]

@@PoyoDreamer I think it’s because he’s been around longer so he has done more ON SCREEN crime, though he absolutely would have gotten let off easily for good behaviour and a good word (or lack there of) from Kirby

[@jackminer2148]

I expected he would get community service at most.

[@Springdude11]

Considering the amount of Good Dedede has done since his more evil age, I'd be willing to give him a lighter sentence, obviously some degree of punishment is warranted, but a lighter sentence regardless. Also the whole stealing food thing kinda started and ended pretty quickly I think, so I don't think anybody would've starved to death because of it I would assume.

[@gboy5955]

I could honestly see Dedede would be let out early due to good behavior

[@starplane1239]

I'd think something along the lines of "life in community service" would make sense

[@tysondennis1016]

Put King Dedede on parole!

[@URFTBOUND4LIFE]

Dedede should get 5 years with parole. Probation of 15 granted that he stays out of trouble.

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

*SPOILERS:* Magolor has served his sentence by slicing the manifested Master Crown in half and starting his own legally-certified small business.

[@kirbypro8112]

30 years for king dedede, just under the series' time of existence.

[@rudysarmiento8700]

Thankfully planet popstar's flow of time flys like a rocket

[@fireembliam9090]

I see that this KZbin comment of yours got that noice 69 likes as I am uploading this Comment.

[@talenstout8324]

ACTUALLY THE LENGTH OF THE SERIES EXISTENCE IS AT LEAST 100 YEARS BECAUSE THE SERIES STARTED ON GAMEBOY.

[@werecatheartless5797]

At least he was given some slack for the things he did while possessed by other Big Bads. But I do agree he more than made up for the things he did do by helping Kirby in many cases

[@oogaboogastik2288]

He won’t know he is in jail though because he’s going to be possessed again

[@gboy5955]

Meta knight tried to conquer Dreamland with an iron fist. Basically wanting to forcefully draft everyone in Dreamland. Surprised he was left out.

[@emoji3266]

I mean.. he’s an antihero not a villain. Those things are different

[@kpounder4908]

Compared to the other villains he’d probably be pardoned bc 1 count of world domination is like 10 years here and the good things he’s done would probably negate that

[@gboy5955]

@@emoji3266 That still doesn't justify his actions, into wanting to forcefully overtake a whole country striking fear with a flying warship within itself is villainous af. Not to mention on how in the original superstar the final fight Meta knight himself threatened Kirby with death, as well as the chase sequence refusing to give up and wouldnt let kirby escape alive. After that embarrassing defeat I took it as meta knight now knowing he shouldn't fuck with Kirby and mellowed out big time becoming who he is today.

[@gboy5955]

@@kpounder4908 like Dedede they both would be set off early due to good behavior lol

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

Well he was doing it because everyone was being lazy.

[@nosk7139]

Seeing King Dedede and the words "Sentence: 30 Years In Prison" on the same screen is hilarious to me. I'm genuinely crying right now, why is this so funny to me?

[@Game_Byle]

He gave Magolor, a person who wanted the master crown to control the world, have a lighter sentence than Dedede, a king who stole all of Dreamland’s food. Magolor was going to probably kill a lot of people who opposed him if he beat Kirby and the gang, yet he gets 5 while Dedede gets 30?!

[@theimaginator6365]

Yep

[@lulimdying720]

He consciously tried to kill Kirby and co. before the Master Crown took over, so he definitely has attempted murder as well lmao

[@star-rock6466]

I mean, it's hard to give a sentence to a guy who want to control the world through some magic crown and interdimensional powers

[@cyrix6165]

Listen, King Dedede could have caused a famine to all pop star residents.

[@Paradoxe_0]

@@cyrix6165 what’s a famine to destroying a planet

[@jive238]

Hyness wasn't corrupted he just went insane, his whole plot was him getting back at the people who banished his tribe to wherever he's been till now. If anything kirby cured his heart of all malice he had returning him to the kind being who save the mage sisters from death(or rezzed them after depending on how you look at things) but he was malicious and headed a genuine doomsday cult.

[@theghosttm8245]

I’m surprised Yin Yarn didn’t get Brainwashing since he used his magic to control Dedede and Meta Knight into fighting Kirby Marx’s story (since the video seems to be a bit confused) is that he forced the sun and moon to fight to force Kirby into summoning Nova which he snatched Kirby’s wish which made Nova start hurdling towards Popstar which the sun and moon held back while Kirby destroyed it. Kirby then fought Marx and launched him into Nova which actually makes it explode and Marx survives this. Years later in Star Allies he returns to assist Kirby as long as he is well fed. I’m not joking about that last part.

[@ikemike2649]

Let's explain why dark Meta Knight is in the game which proves that not all the DLC characters in Kirby star allies are Canon but the original characters are Canon by King Dedede bandana Waddle Dee and Meta Knight. marx and Dark Meta Knight are still bad guys cuz they never apologized for their crimes we don't know if the descriptions for Star allies are Canon some can be Canon put some cannot be Cannon like marx and dark Meta Knight

[@MagnustheValiant]

Void getting charged with mass murder (which didn't happen onscreen) reopens the Galacta Knight case. Also filling Necrodeus' cell with light could be considered torture.

[@Pikminman1000]

What I want to know is… Why is the Forgotten Land final boss getting death sentence for trying to destroy two worlds…. But Star Dream getting a lighter sentence for trying to destroy ALL worlds????

[@Mexican_Robobot42]

Remember they mentioned slavery, animal abuse, etc.

[@nidhogg8446]

Elfilis got much farther, actually taking steps towards it and ripping apart huge chunks of the planet which likely did cause some death Star Dream's plan got as far as announcing intent and then nothing more

[@soulmaster9481]

Elfilis was implied to have destroyed other worlds before, unlike Star Dream, who only goes rogue at the end of Planet Robobot.

[@Sunny-uz8cw]

@@soulmaster9481 But that’s just series implication and not displayed, which the video stated that we’re ignoring. So as of the video’s record, it’s just the two worlds we’re focusing on.

[@soulmaster9481]

@@Sunny-uz8cw Star Dream doesn’t have much going for it aside from being a generic “ai that goes rogue and wants to destroy organic life”. Elfilis, on the other hand, brainwashed the Beast Pack and enslaved hundreds of innocent Waddle Dees just to complete its revival. And that’s just the beginning of the game. In the postgame, Elfilis shattered Leongar’s soul into pieces so it could use his body for world conquest.

[@_Pickle_Cat_]

Fecto Elfilis didn’t REform into Soul Forgo, they TRANSformed into Soul Forgo. Also, If you think an interdimensional butterfly absorbing someone’s soul is said soul “betraying trust”, then you’ve got another thing coming.

[@Moonstruck_Arrow]

Yeah, it sounds like he didn’t really get what was going on there…

[@Kurubylovesdeeznutz]

Me when elfilis got his sentence: so we are gonna kill elfilin? elfilin is a good part of elfilis that got separated so does this mean we are gonna kill elfilin too? [ I hope not ]

[@draxolot4716]

Another thing for Magolor is that he also stole his ship and turned it into a weapon

[@chaosenforcerdhm969]

@@heyimhere5920it isn’t permanent as it is a machine

[@chaosenforcerdhm969]

@@heyimhere5920 mind control

[@chaosenforcerdhm969]

@@heyimhere5920 I think my argument still stands for the videos logic as dark matter temporary alterations due to possession weren’t counted

[@kpounder4908]

I’m surprised court didn’t just go chop chop like they did with Mario villains (if US laws were involved, everyone but Hyness, magolor and daroach would’ve been given the death penalty). Maybe Pop Star only uses the death penalty when absolutely necessary

[@soulmaster9481]

“Your Majesty, may I give them the death penalty?” - Escargoon

[@catphin8495]

I guess they deserve to be left alive if they managed to survive Kirby

[@MagnustheValiant]

Not really, they almost always use the death penalty. *cough*kirby*cough* Compared to dreamland, these sentencings are lenient and lucky for the criminals.

[@sonicthehedgehog23145]

I mean it’s basically supposed to be happy world so

[@StarshadowMelody]

I still think it's funny Daroach got hit with a light fine that would probably not be too inconvenient, assuming a reasonable wage(which admittedly does seem to be a pretty brash assumption these days!). Simply _having_ a criminal record is probably worse.

[@jaydenrush3919]

You could technically have “turning people into yarn” fall under a mutilation charge. Since it resulted in Kirby not being able to inhale enemies or food anymore, that would likely be seen in court as an irreversible change to a person that impacted their way of life, along with all the other inhabitants of dreamland he turned into yarn Edit: Drawcia would likely also get this charge, but just for turning Kirby into a ball, as she doesn’t seem to transform any other inhabitants.

[@jaydenrush3919]

Looking this up, he’d likely get stuck with a sizeable fine, and spend up to 5 years in prison for every mutilation charge he gets (likely a LOT since he yarned so many people)

[@gamebitz7397]

Magolor getting 5 years in prison and 10 years of community service reminds me of how Saltbaker got community service for trying to rule the Astral Plane

[@elimoody9567]

@GameBitz I will be their lawyer but I might need some help

[@GooseandSquid]

@@elimoody9567that pfp- no, no, no, NOT EYEA

[@kyubeyz_7062]

If I remember correctly, Hyness wasn’t actually corrupted by the jamba heart in the base story. Instead his actions were taken in an act of revenge and malice towards the other faction of the ancients who cast them away, afraid of their magical power. When hyness *was* corrupted by the Jamba heart was in the heroes in another dimension mode, explaining why he takes that darker form and is healed by the friend heart at the end of it.

[@Termina2018]

Dang... that makes his abuse towards the Mage sisters all the more heinous.

[@astralbirthvoid2551]

Hyness was not corrupted in any way. He went insane because he was banished along with the other magic ancients. He was only corrupted in the Heros in Another Dimension

[@astralbirthvoid2551]

@@heyimhere5920 good point

[@MorrisPXG]

@@astralbirthvoid2551 yeah you are the one (Or the Jamba Heart) who controlled Hyness how did you not know

[@ThisAintGood.]

If Dedede was one this list then Meta Knight should cause he was the main villain in at least one game

[@grayanddevpdx]

I think it would probably be only: Assault with a Deadly Weapon Attempted 2nd Degree Murder Attempted Regicide Attempted Hostile Takeover My approximation would say he would probably get the life sentence. Man’s was a villain for one game but did some very bad crimes.

[@emoji3266]

Wasn’t he a villain in one Kirby Super Star game mode?

[@UchaNekome]

@@emoji3266 Yep he wasn't even a villain for a whole game. This was his first appearance. Story went, his ship was coming to invade dreamland because in his opinion DDD was a sucky ruler and the citizens were too lazy. So he started a war for the rule of the country. Kirby was litterally the only citizen Metaknight respected and when Kirby took him down he accepted the outcome of the battle and never once tried to take over Dreamland again.

[@Doodle1678]

@@grayanddevpdx and he did all of that just because Dreamland was “lazy”

[@spv4711]

@@grayanddevpdx it wouldn't be tempted terrorism it would be regicide

[@canadaismyfavouritecountry]

If you think about it, Queen Sectonia should have gotten off as well, since she was completely just corrupted.

[@Skogolor]

YES.

[@chaosenforcerdhm969]

Haltmen should too

[@mystycsylver5991]

I feel as though Fecto Elf Ellis should be a special case. It’s implied he was basically treated like a lab rat, and beforehand was basically just roaming the stars, and what he tried to do was drastic measures just to escape. I would still say he deserves a long sentence, but we don’t really know if he’s immortal or not, so I’d give him life with parole since he could have a chance to redeem himself. Plus the butterfly judged him well enough already.

[@weegeerules1]

Fecto Elfilis was also in the Forgotten Land in the first place to wreak havoc and destroy so it’s not like he was a peaceful being. It’s well-established that he intended to kill everything on the planet before he was defeated and captured.

[@shinyeeveelution789]

Bro the "Elf Ellis" is killing me

[@mystycsylver5991]

@@shinyeeveelution789 Well that’s how the guy in the video pronounced his name.

[@shinyeeveelution789]

@@mystycsylver5991 it is quite possibly the worst I've ever heard that name pronounced. And for a little salt on the wound, he sounded so confident on it. It's Elfilis, El-fil-is /soft s like a c/

[@spamtongspamton7878]

Nah, they have been established to assimilate some unlucky planets and almost did the same to the forgotten land, his experience as being stuck for some thousand years likely made their thirst for destruction stronger, but they were already pure evil to begin with

[@davidpacifico1019]

Fecto elfilis DID murder several animals after Leos boss battle and unlike Leo, they never escape. In the final confrontation, you can see them struggling to escape, only for them to explode.

[@finneganbump7673]

I bet every prisoner/villain could DEFINITELY break out

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

Marx survived the explosion of nova and was saved by magolor. Magolor says this. Also it's believed that the reason marx was being evil was because he was hungry and also wanted attention.

[@Hopeful_Neon]

Dedede also did unethical cloning where he cloned Kirby so they could fight in an arena

[@LorriCollinai]

When you do Fecto’s death sentence, be sure to remove the adorable innocent Elfilin first :)

[@Kurubylovesdeeznutz]

Yes yeysysysysysyyees we can’t kill our lovable good little flying mouse half deity boi

[@littlefox_100]

Yes.

[@muitheruler]

Bro, that'd technically be a death sentence since Fecto canonically can't survive without having Elfilin inside him

[@The_Shimp]

Dedede has done way too much community service for 30 years. Also, can you even send the king to jail?

[@lpfan4491]

That's pretty much the issue with getting Dedede for anything. Even if he never stopped being a villain, one couldn't use the law against him because he IS the law in Dream land. He iirc never committed any crimes in other territories besides when he stole stars one time, but I'm fairly sure space is a neutral zone were everyone can do whatever.

[@claynorman8147]

If he is in a place he does not rule or he gets usherpeped then yea

[@SaiOkami777]

Assuming he doesnt have diplomatic immunity, im sure he could very well be sent off to jail

[@lpfan4491]

@@SaiOkami777 By who? Meta Knight tried to start a revolution and was stopped by Kirby. And even before Kirby and Dedede were friends, Kirby wouldn't do it because he just ignored the guy when he wasn't directly causing shenanagans.

[@The_Shimp]

@@lpfan4491 This is how dictatorships start

[@Paradoxe_0]

Imagine trying to get a god into a cell

[@geistgrace6452]

Dedede would probably be quickly promoted to head of rehab.

[@maxblake5564]

If Hyness walked free because he was possessed by the Jamba Heart, shouldn’t Queen Sectonia walk free because she was possessed by the Dimensional Mirror?

[@alphadroid_131]

Technically it’s the opposite way round: Hyness was corrupted by the Jamba Heart. If you read the screens of some of the earlier bosses in Star Allies they talk about how characters “fall prey to its influence” and “become their worst self”.

[@ultimateyoutubera1683]

From what I heard the one thing that gave soul marcs first appearance was meant to be a hint towards the DLC years before it came AKA hinting that he actually survived

[@floofycupkim1197]

I was personally surprised hyness was let off the hook. And then finding out why i was like "hmm fair enough"

[@hyhyd6135]

Ok, how the hell does King Dedede get 30 years while Magolor only gets 5? Dude literally wanted to control an entire universe and you forgot to mention the charges of animal abuse (forcefully attacking Landia) and attempted 1st degree murder trying to kill Kirby.

[@JamesZeise-sm8uj]

4 counts of attempted 1st degree murder for Kirby, Dedede, Meta Knight, and Bandana Waddle Dee

[@glassempire8429]

I think 1upBinge just doesn't like dedede

[@ikemike2649]

That was not animal abuse all he wanted was to get landia out of the way and take the master Crown to gain infinite power but the crown controlled magolor and almost killed him but luckily Kirby saved him but he lost all of his powers in magolor epilogue and also the game was about him redeeming himself even destroys the master crown by putting his own power into a sword to make his own version of the ultra sword

[@pkfc9126]

Hyness was actually never possessed by the Jamba heart, that openly happened after the events of the story mode. Hyness forsook his own heart in retaliation for what happened to his people and let himself get controlled by the negative emotions of revenge and hatred. It was these emotions that powered the Jamba heart when we sacrificed himself. So I’d argue that while somewhere down the line he did lose sight of reality, it was all due to his own choices to bring about revenge so i feel like he shouldn’t walk free

[@Puss_pog]

However he did all of that madness because of his clan get betrayed and all of his people perish So he go into a rampage to revenge to his clan Also his good side outcome his dark side because haterd is what make him like that And again he is friendly and no one die so Kirby punch are more than enough to make him pay to his madness KIRBY CAN CRACK POP STAR ANYWAY

[@pkfc9126]

@@Puss_pog wow I understood almost none of that but being betrayed doesn’t excuse him from succumbing to his own negative emotions and almost completely destroying the universe. Yeah being betrayed is never fun but doesn’t warrant trying to end the world which is what he chose to do while completely in his right mind, not possessed by anything.

[@lpfan4491]

The fun part is that if criminal law actually existed in Kirby, then I'm fairy sure it would be decently hard to get Hyness for anything besides compensation for the accident of rogue jamba hearts causing damage. He was chilling in space and never directly interacted with any particular territory that isn't presumed neutral. The closest we get is the mage sisters parking the jambastion at Popstar and causing issues at his command. Potential issue with that being that there is reasonable doubt at the degree of his particular involvement in that incident. Iirc, the only confirmed orders were "look for and collect the hearts", not "drive one of our bastions around and cause damage."

[@VestedUTuber]

Daroach's crime isn't even full-on theft. There's a separate charge for theft of low-value objects, it's called petty theft. And while theft is normally a felony, petty theft is a misdemeanor. Yin-Yarn, or more accurately his nitting needles, which are the actual entity (Yin-Yarn himself is a puppet), is technically also guilty of mutilation, which is a war crime. Normally this charge is reserved for grievous and permanent injuries but it's defined as inflicting any injury that results in disability. Turning someone into yarn would definitely qualify. Drawcia and Necrodeus would also be charged with mutilation for turning Kirby into a ball and murdering 9/10ths of Kirby respectively.

[@forkwithasuit]

Since Fecto Forgo and Elfillin are Fecto Elfilis split into two seperate beings, would both of them be sent to prison, as elfillin was unwillingly fused with fecto forgo to become fecto elfilis?

[@kpounder4908]

I’d imagine elfilin would be pardoned

[@ls190v2]

We had to put the souls of the former deceased villains into weaker bodies. We also had to force control so Star Dream couldn't escape. And don't even get me started on Zero and 0²! We also had to make the cells teleport-proof for Dark Mind and Nightmare!

[@sarcasm-aplenty]

Being turned into yarn is definitely a form of mutilation.

[@susiehaltmann3342]

Yay, I don’t get to be tried in court. Huh, maybe you humans aren’t so bad after all. Maybe I should skip mechanizing earth

[@comradegato1482]

Hi Suise

[@emoji3266]

Isn’t Earth already mechanized from Jeff Bezos?

[@susiehaltmann3342]

@@emoji3266 no

[@susiehaltmann3342]

@@emoji3266 i took care of him

[@Skogolor]

Thanks

[@tigeranimationsfilmstudios7340]

But Dedede didn't steal any food in dream land 2. in that game, Dedede was possessed. Dedede should probably not be considered a villain anymore either, based on how much he has made up for it.

[@riccardofacella9489]

Dedede stealing food: 30 years in prison. Some who want to conquer the Pop Star: from 10 to 25 years in prison.

[@IDKisReal2401]

Outside of Dedede most of these are on such a big scale the legal system simply can't handle then lol

[@El_Omar2203]

Don't worry guys, Dedede ended up getting only 100 hours of community service by making a big cake for Kirby, also he's rich as hell.

[@Cookie_Magika]

2 things. 1:wouldn’t dedede not be charged with two accounts of mass food theft since he was possessed in KDL2 2:wouldn’t daroach not be guilty of theft of the cake but of government property of dedede’s chest

[@hyhyd6135]

Seeing a lot of comments saying that the Dedede sentence was bullshit, and honestly, I kind of agree, considering the Dreamland 2 accusation goes against your previously mentioned "possessed crimes don't count" statement

[@The_Legendary_Nic]

Void Termina is a baby. The actions that he took were a result of an outside corruptible force and a really bad tantrum. Hyness on the other hand, is completely insane. He is not mentally stable and a danger to himself, the people directly around him and by extension the universe.

[@Rainock-qz5le]

Magalor: 5 years of prison Me: Okay fair enough Hynas: walks free Me: WTF

[@kirbypro8112]

I love how you did another Kirby video.

[@BullyMaguire2024]

Metroid Good to Evil Good: Samus Neutral: Metroid Evil: Ridley

[@emoji3266]

I mean… Samus is good. But compared to other Nintendo protagonists, she would be on the lower half probably due to her bounty hunter past.

[@BullyMaguire2024]

@@emoji3266 I respect your opinion but in my opinion she should be in the good.

[@emoji3266]

@@BullyMaguire2024 Kirby: Am I a joke to you?

[@glassempire8429]

I find it really weird that king dedede has it higher than hyness, because king dedede is almost always possesed, and almost always not a threat to kirby after he is defeated

[@BlastTheBat]

Wait, I expected Taranza and the KatFL endboss's names to be pronounced slightly differently, but I guess no official guide exists.

[@aureliamastergoomba1278]

4:50 He got banished the edge of the galaxy, and got corrupted by Void Termina

[@rudysarmiento8700]

Who is up for a lot of corrections on the sentences For me it's King dedede: no sentence at best, community service as a middle ground, or at worst a giant depth to the residents of dreamland Marx: make him drink holy water at a daily basis Daroach and by extention the squeaks: paying up and returning everything that they stole Yin yarn: life sentence in prison until proper sentencing by patch land put him in a metal box with no bars and instead glass) Nightmare: death (if we count the anime) or a life sentence in a remote location far away from anyone to avoid him corrupting anyone's dreams (if we don't count the anime) Zero/zero 2, dark mind, drawcia, Dark nebula, and necrodues: death (obviously) Void just call kirby

[@EmpyreanRagnarok]

Yin-Yarn is a citizen of patch land. Yin-Yarn attempts to kill Prince Fluff. The punishment for High Treason and Attempted Regicide is death.

[@Lorkanthal]

Queen Sectonia, corrupted by a magical mirror, life imprisonment Hyness, corrupted by a magical heart, free to go what?

[@luisrosado7050]

11:11 technically, it _did_ get the death penalty, and whatever remained was absorbed by elfilin, so accurate

[@mach95a113]

Plus, after what the ancients did, Forgo definitely got punished sufficiently.

[@georgiedenburrito87]

Plus, Morpho

[@Random_Limo8051]

In regards to yin yarn, I think you could possibly get him charged with mutilation, as your body is permanently changed (don't quote me on this tho)

[@thequagiestsire]

Daroach should get a slightly higher sentence as he and the Squeak Squad broke through King Dedede’s castle wall at one point, so that would be charged with breaking and entering and/or destruction of property.

[@LucasLaFontant]

Hyness Is The Only Characters In The Sentencing Villains For Their Crimes Series Who Got Freed Even To WickedBinge Which Only Covers Movies Or Cartoons

[@kpounder4908]

Woody and Captain Mccrea were pardoned but they didn’t really do anything too bad and this is the first pardon on this channel

[@LucasLaFontant]

@@kpounder4908 Oh

[@grayanddevpdx]

Is this written by Queen from Deltarune?

[@LucasLaFontant]

@@grayanddevpdx No Its Lucas From Mother 3 But He Got Turn Into A Ball

[@grayanddevpdx]

@@LucasLaFontant Then why are you writing in title caps?

[@GreenBallet]

Dang it! I’m in jail! I was just power-hungry, guys. LEMME OUT!!!

[@SmolBeanxox]

Nope

[@GreenBallet]

Hmph…looks like I have no choice…

[@GreenBallet]

But to go SOUL. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GreenBallet]

BLAYH!! Oh ho ho yeah. Now that’s powerful. Powerful enough to bust this cell and GET FREE AGAIN!!! HYHYAYAHYAHYAHYA!!!L!

[@haruemirali1126]

@@GreenBallet no stay inside You ugly jester

[@pokestar2508]

Magolor was controlled by the Master Crown. In the epilogue of Return to Dream Land Deluxe, Magolor actually is a good character. The doomers and the crown's spirit are the real villains of that game. Good thing Magolor became a shopkeeper of the Dream Kingdom. That's community service under his belt.

[@ryanprjgamingchannel9437]

Still have a plenty of lighter scale of stuff compared to the previous ones... It seems harder also to exactly discern how much bad the actions and consequences can happen

[@robertlauncher]

Wasn’t he possessed in Dreamland 2 though?

[@skylord1846]

Yes.

[@Perfect.Cellfr]

Would magalor have a lighter sentence as again since magalors epilogue

[@EternallyAFK]

Probably most or all of them can break out of prison with their powers. Like teleportation or breaking the walls. It would make sense if their powers were taken away from them.

[@dashyburd]

That's got to be the most awkward pronunciation of Elfilis I've ever heard. And I don't know where you got the "fake reformation" from, their body was destroyed at the end of the main story and presumed dead until the post-game. Oh but don't worry, that doesn't make their crimes any less severe! Before even doing anything to the Beast Pack, they had already attempted genocide in the New World until they got captured! Once free, they merely tried to finish what they started.

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

What did you guys expect when like 90% of final bosses are Elderich Beings of Mass destruction

[@emoji3266]

*insert lacrimosa

[@tacticabbage]

I EXPECTED them to go to jail, atleast all of them spending 10+ years

[@prosylan6368]

​@22tacticrepollo how on earth are you going to put most of these into prison like star dream he is way to big

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

@@prosylan6368 most of them are probably gonna get themselves executed anyways

[@toubi4316]

I honestly never thought of Dedede as a villain.

[@thefunniman.7470]

6:25 marx didnt actually die he just chilled in soace for alot of years and then reappeared in star allies

[@andyhua9939]

7:09 You couldn't have just given President Haltmann a CGI image of himself, rather than an artwork image.

[@vinsmokefabulous7219]

Technically, Daroach didn't steal Kirby's cake. If you either look at the sprites for that cutscenes or slow down said cutscene, we can see it was indeed a Waddle Dee who committed the crime.

[@iR-80]

So did Daroach just happen to have a slice of cake on hand, or does he know how to bake?

[@theimaginator6365]

Holy crap oh snappity snap!

[@lpfan4491]

Funnily enough, Kirby's Dream collection on the Wii actually got this wrong(Along a few other details).

[@ShinyScarfy]

Crazy how you left out Meta Knight who has y'know, actually done War Crimes?

[@TeamMagolor247]

Fecto Elfilis has the exact same story as Mewtwo, it all makes sense. If your gonna give Elfilin a Pokémon it has to be Shiny mew do to its story and it’s color being the same as Elfilin

[@catherineisabunnie]

Yinyarn, drawcea and fecto could all count as mutation Forcefully turning people into yarn, removing someones limbs, the body horror hallway, shattering someones soul into hundreds of pieces,

[@GlassesIncorp47]

Does Elfin get charged with association? I mean, Fecto Elfis is the combination of two beings

[@KIRB881]

Queen Sectonia isn't the one who thought king dedede was Popstars hero. It was Taranza's mistake.

[@pptoni064]

Wow, this oddly interesting! Nice video!

[@angusschmangus6046]

I have never disliked a video so quickly when he pronounced Elfilis like that

[@Springtime562]

3:15 He was possessed by the master crown!! 4:53 also mentally! 5:29 MAGOLOR WAS TOO POSSESSED! BY THE CROWN!!!

[@prathyushareddy9741]

im pretty sure elfiless becoming soul forgo wasnt it tryna reform it was tryna get revenge

[@mask_vids9834]

Potentially Permanently changing someone’s physical appearance(Technically if changing someone’s race which we could consider becoming yarn as in the Kirby universe would be considered:) is Mutilation. With World domination not having accomplished a task does not eliminate that it’s a crime. Especially when intending to use a potentially devastating weapon like for example; A device that can make any desire come true and turn you into essentially a god or equate to enough power to conquer a planet. Also potentially even being in possession of that level of power could be illegal if it were possible. There’s also the idea of a pardon.

[@alphadroid_131]

To be fair to Void, it acts essentially as an echo to the emotions of those around it; and influencing those around it with those emotions: not possession. Basically, Hyness and Void were caught in a downward spiral of negative emotions. Also, many of your points on Void were speculative; we don’t know what was Void’s original rampage’s catalyst, just that it needed to be sealed away. Secondly, Void in present wanted to annihilate the world because that was the wishes of its followers: the Jambastion Cult(I guess). The wish to leave this world and start anew. Going back to my original point of Void morality being influenced by the emotions around it, I believe life with parole is a more fitting punishment; you just need some really positive thinking people for rehabilitation session with them.

[@florarobinson554]

You also forgot a temp of genocide for elfilis

[@svxd7369]

I can't believe you did this.

[@thekilleremerald]

Here is another one for Nightmare, Controlling people through nightmares is torture as he is trying to force them to do what he want by inflicting pain and suffering ENDLESSLY mind you. So if you ask me that deserves a way heavier sentence.

[@maximet639]

was Hyness brainwashed? I was under the impression that what corrupted him was the hatred he felt towards the ancients who bannished he and his friends to the end of the universe despite Hyness and the other magician saving them but I might be wrong

[@GuyllianVanRixtel]

Atempted murder is something Galacta Knite and Morpho Knight did. Morpho Knight I thinkn also did torture, with controlling all powerful beings.

[@Bmeebeth]

Kirby:small slaps NEVER IN PRISON

[@Bmeebeth]

I spit ‘em all out + I they flee befor thay die

[@ae.cosmo.2845]

Right... So, this is a fun idea, but good luck trying to put literally any of these people... You know, "in prison".

[@TheDuckyDino]

1:04 “Galactic Knight”

[@gaminganimators7000]

I think some of theses guys could be charged for bodily modifications without consent because turning someone into yarn is modifying their body

[@Thenutdealer7159]

In one of the manuals for dream land 2 (pretty sure the Japanese one) it says dark matters blades motivation was to make a friend (not sure how that logic would work)

[@emoji3266]

Didn’t swords have like personalities in Legend of Zelda:Skyward sword

[@Thenutdealer7159]

Idk never played Zelda before

[@glassempire8429]

King dedede should have a shorter sentence just because he also helps kirby out a lot

[@glassempire8429]

Hes also usually possesed

[@glassempire8429]

I think 1upBinge just doesn't like dedede. Marx has a 3 times lower sentence when he attempted to control everyone, and dedede stole food, which only could've caused famine.

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

Yin yarn should be pardoned because he was being controlled. The two knitting needles he wields are controlling him and after we defeat him we see the needles run away and it's revealed they are the villains.

[@dinomaniac1573]

Em, no, that needles are actually him, the yarn thing that we saw was only a manifestation of a body

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

@@dinomaniac1573 the needles yes. I said that the needles are the ones who should be in jail. Also why make the bars out of yarn? That's just asking for them to escape. If it's metal those needles aren't going to be able to leave because they can't take the yarn bars and make a new body.

[@owen_budowen]

Meta Knight was the primary villain in revenge of meta knight from superstar

[@swissball99]

Kirby has commited multiple genocides, and treason against cosmic entities

[@PluresNecat]

Ah my favorite kirby villan, specto elf ellis