Critical Role c2 e50- Spurt of the moment

Perkins strikes with a memorable character and goes with a bang.
That’s very Perkins of him.

[@TheSilverPhoenix100]

I love how the swarm of wasps he carries have more hit points than he does

[@nathanhettinger538]

Actually, Kobold Inventors (Which is what Chris played, it was a monster in Volo's Guide to Monsters) have 13 HP, so Spurt and the Wasp Swarm had practically the same amount. lmao

[@scooby45247]

R.I.P. Spurt. 11 days old fierce inventor beloved kobold

[@arthurmorgan2861]

pancake*

[@fatmatweedell7747]

Cloaker Excusez-moi, my dude?

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

A pretty good character in the forgotten realms game, that they advertise later.

[@nickywalcott1204]

Famous last words: "You're dead, I WIN!"

[@wonderlandartwork3579]

*S P L A T*

[@Kraktzor]

Best last words ever!

[@thaxasaurian]

And you won....... *A GIANT HAMMAR!*

[@MrUmakemelaff]

@@thaxasaurian ....Kobold Hummus.

[@thaxasaurian]

Stephen Pike I’ll grab the chips

[@devtective]

Spurt is that kind of character who could walk into a room announce he killed god, and no one would argue against him doing so just to make him happy

[@sillvvasensei]

Except the fire giant

[@blakey9869]

@@sillvvasensei too sooooooooon

[@muratkahraman8313]

@@blakey9869 too soooooon exucutus

[@RiceFieldRenegade]

Was

[@jsheski2734]

Wait, he didn't really kill a god?😥

[@Watchin4story]

17:48 is when Taliesin reads the "Character sheet" and realizes the kobold is dead.

[@GZilla311]

IWatch4Story I could almost here the "... welp."

[@ismafalvar]

Weirdly, this was Chris' advertisement for the "Kobold Inventor" monster from Volo's Guide to Monsters. The genius didn't even use a player character sheet, it was an NPC sheet.

[@WiseSageBum]

Apparently he just came to visit the studio and him and Matt decided to give him a guest spot about 20 minutes before the session started

[@myrmidonmamori]

Yeah, Spurt was originally an NPC and when Chris came by Matt was like "You wanna play this kobold?"

[@Aidscapade71]

He was there recording his Between the Sheets. You can actually see he's wearing the same outfit

[@ghastlyghifin4029]

I love Chris' little nod when the fire giants are revealed like "Yup, I know how this is gonna go down."

[@nvincipality6371]

"what does spurt do?" "He spurts" Well you're not wrong

[@jelleluyten5017]

Spurt had one mission, steal our hearts and then shatter them

[@nicolasachille4371]

Mission accomplished

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

*"ELEVEN DAYS!"*

[@melissametivier4]

He's not wrong.

[@jekubfimbulwing5370]

"I will take out my Green Slime Pot and my Rock Grub Pot, I lay down my Scorpion Stick and my Skunk in a Cage, take off my Wasp in a Bag and begun assembling me Centi-pult!" Now that's a Mongolian Striptease!

[@DreamDragoness25]

I get more of a Dr. Seuss feel from it.

[@apocollama]

What is a mongolian striptease?

[@thehat222]

apocollama a strip tease, as performed in the Asian nation of Mongolia.

[@zephyrdagonheart1208]

@@apocollama Something's telling me we shouldn't know...

[@DefinitelyNotCIA]

Spurt. He died like he lived. An absolute lad.

[@fatmanentertainment8592]

They did what they said they would do. They lead him to the light at the end of the tunnel. It just so happened to be a room full of magma and fire giants

[@SaraTiggs]

11 days. At least Spurt lived a full and complete life.

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

tripmanusaify Except Kobolds live 120 years...he was literally a baby

[@robertwalker5794]

Paul Ollarsaba III I honestly don’t think Spurt knew what a day was.

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

Robert Walker Nah me neither

[@MrUmakemelaff]

@@robertwalker5794 It makes sense for a creature who has never seen the sun....

[@p0pp4]

@@paulollarsabaiii9824 I think Kobolds can only count to 11. It's basically 1-10 and "more than ten" i.e. 11.

[@danielblager1401]

This has got to be the biggest power move of a character I've ever seen in my life

[@ryana4413]

‘‘Tis better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.”

[@wickedpissa25]

"Try it." - Agent K

[@ParadoxEngineer]

"Come cheer up my lads. Come cheer up my lads!"

[@tabithahood7690]

The only two rolls he made in his entire existence were a Natural 20 and a Natural 1! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kay_Sea251]

I can’t believe Spurt is an official character on Idle Champions. Best April (non)Fools ever.

[@jelleluyten5017]

Wait is this for real?

[@damobeck1]

@@jelleluyten5017 idlechampions.gamepedia.com/Spurt

[@damobeck1]

@@jelleluyten5017 his ult is called "You dead" and involves him getting killed by a giant to hurt everyone else.

[@jelleluyten5017]

@@damobeck1 thats amazing

[@magiv4205]

I might have to download Idle Champions now just for that lol. Holy shit that's amazing. EDIT: I just read the article and I'm fucking wheezing, this is too good XD

[@bottlecap_kid]

"DON'T MAKE MOMMY M A D."

[@mollygrace2666]

The first time I watched this I played that part like 3 times back to back 😂 Nott is such a gem

[@JoshJenrayAK47]

You could say he was.... SPURTED all over the place? You can tell he was totally ready and willing for his character to just die, it's amazing...

[@themocaw]

Matt mentions the fire giants and Chris perks up (heh)

[@AnnikaOakinnA]

Not just ready and willing -- he was freakin PSYCHED to die. Couldn't be happier. He just wanted to go out in style.

[@damobeck1]

His purpose, whenever he is on CR, is find a way to get killed.

[@seanmcgcostumes]

11:58 another underrated Marishaism that's just as iconic in "canary in a gnoll mine" tbh

[@Kazhrei]

Watching Marisha constantly lose her shit is probably the best part about this clip.

[@WykydJester]

I absolutely adore watching her reactions to some of the craziest shit that's occurred this campaign, like Keg's letter to Beau and the first underwater expedition with Nott internally screaming all the way down.

[@davidm1926]

@@WykydJester And panic-laughing when she realized they had dragged the weasel underwater.

[@kendrickrochelanzot2053]

Travis reacting to spurt attacking the fire giant is priceless 17:42

[@stevesims5729]

Chris Perkins is the real life example of chaotic neutral.

[@p0pp4]

I re-watch this every time KZbin suggests it. This never gets old.

[@cindywomack1113]

"Hi Skunk, Hi Bees." gotta love Cadeuces

[@UntrainableWizard]

I'm still on the first campaign... However, I watch a few episodes because my memory sucks and I will most definitely not remember until the point in the episode that something is happening... This... THIS... is the best character introduction and uh... outroduction I have ever seen.

[@horserage]

Never know they might be down with it

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

Matt Mercer and Chris Perkins as kobolds is everything i never knew i needed in life!

[@nottagoblingirl5089]

18:52 Sam: * unholy scream of no* Everyone else: * laughing*

[@elizabethenderfilly7846]

*spoilers* It's so much worse when you realize that Nott has a legitimate son that she hasn't seen since he was a baby years ago.

[@cryophile]

That was actually Laura lol

[@natalieharmon3491]

@@cryophile It was Sam, Lauras eating.

[@dawizad3598]

"If you join us you have never eaten so much in your life" eats a club

[@gamester512]

Hey, Caleb never said *what* Spurt would be eating! :P

[@corpselight7989]

We can rebuild him (Splurt). We need a kobold cleric, a necromancer, a kobold scarecrow, some red wax, and something on fire. We'll have to get the Centi-Polt to attract his spirit and just FORCEFULLY EMBED HIS LITTLE KOBOLD SOUL INTO THE SCARECROW THING. And a stick, to check if it worked... I dunno, I have low INT.

[@biohazard724]

And a spatula

[@corpselight7989]

@@biohazard724 The missing link!

[@GZilla311]

Corpse Light I see no flaws in this plan.

[@allenr316]

lol... poor Marisha... not realizing how prophetic she was being when she asked Spurt to "follow them towards the light"....

[@marlfox1848]

Spurt finishes the statement "11 days" at 11:11 lol

[@galactic_narwhal6396]

This is easily one of the funniest things I've ever heard from a DnD campaign.

[@kentmcalister3216]

GUYS ERICS ORIGIN STORY IS THE BAG OF BEES

[@liaminator4950]

oh my god

[@Tizzandor]

D U D E

[@r0binh00dracc00n]

8:26 the fear and horror in her “no!”

[@ch3nz3n]

5:07 - Such a Scooby Doo moment.

[@souleater19999]

i demand they go on a quest to revive him

[@austinreitan1179]

lung's hurt vocal cords burning can't breathe for 4 minutes

[@jericalocke9136]

Talesin in a suit is all I've ever wanted:):):)

[@ColieBear18]

Watching Liam dissolve into fits of giggles is my absolute favorite thing.

[@daewnofthegamer]

18:50 **Talesin having flashbacks to Molly dying** He's legit the only one not laughing as Spurt gets decimated lmfaoooooo THE PTSD IS REAL XD XD

[@WiseSageBum]

I think he's really playing Caduceus there, since he's staring in stoic bewilderment

[@70pigman]

Long May Spurt Reign.

[@balloonpolice3106]

Long will he rain

[@tylerlynn6502]

Spurt now lives on in Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms.

[@giraffedragon6110]

I get the feeling that Spurt is a Druid of chemical warfare

[@jeffreyjr1128]

We never knew we needed a centi-pult until we knew we had it. And then we NEEDED it

[@chapacoka]

"No one asked for this."

[@GZilla311]

chapacoka But we probably should have.

[@aganaom1712]

what a legend

[@JayTohab]

What a role model.

[@Shmandalf]

Out of all the DM's out there, I would choose Perkins hands down every time.

[@noahboucher125]

He died as he lived; quickly and horribly

[@tacticalderpy2077]

i was just starting to like Spurt F

[@Adamkunnn]

He died as he lived. A greasy smear.

[@chrismounts5925]

F

[@yigitsezer6696]

F

[@dudemcfurgusson7179]

Spurt is my second favorite guest npc behind Lyra.

[@Tizzandor]

I love spurt so much omg i'm in tears he's so precious

[@somarilacey6365]

I needed....this. I needed to smile. Thank u for taking me in a trip down memory lane

[@brokenvow8700]

He died as he lived... by his namesake.

[@Kai-im4hu]

11:04 11 dAyS!!!!

[@CritScratch]

He won....our hearts

[@Aikrehn]

Just here to point out how sharp our boy Taliesin looked that night. Damn man.

[@Star-pl1xs]

honestly i think the way Perkins just packs his shit & exits the frame shortly thereafter was the best part

[@magiv4205]

This has got to be the funniest 20 minutes of Critical Role I've ever seen. I've watched all of it, and there's so, so many hilarious bits, but not even the three quarter hour hour love potion shenanigans beat this. Spurt, you died as you lived. A fucking legend.

[@skateywatey]

this had me rolling when i first watched this episode lmaooo

[@dandew1072]

Spurt: the unsung hero of Critical Role.

[@PLGRN8R]

I'm just gonna say it and I don't care that this will get me hated by the masses: I want Spurt back about as much as I want Mollymauk back. Can Spurt please come back and just join TMN and travel the world, one discovery at a time?

[@astraeous6503]

sure they just had to scoop up his remains in a jar then he could be with them forever

[@davidm1926]

Maybe he has an identical cousin?

[@thertsman8233]

i honestly disliked molly a lot. sad when he died but not for long. cad is a perfect boy, and so was spurt.

[@AnimeWolf5193]

Maybe he can be like the Kenny of the group. "Oh my god! They killed Spurt!" "You bastards!"

[@Zergonapal]

I think they should have Chris Perkins back sometime, maybe have him as semi irregular guest star.

[@duke1252]

I just watched 'what they don't tell you about kobolds' and they grow up within two weeks to fully mature. So...they, they had a baby kobold take on a fire giant...I feel bad for knowing they inadvertently killed a baby kobold.

[@ambrose788]

Well he wasn't wrong about Kobolds only living 11 days.

[@chani3644]

This is the third time I've watched this video, and each time it absolutely recks me.

[@wolfsbane1293]

Perkins

[@connorsullivan2745]

I love that kobolds are famous for knowing how weak they are and compensating, but Spurt missed the memo

[@levipetersen4406]

I think spurt is my favorite CR character of the whole campaign, though molly is also up there.

[@gutskenpachi2358]

11:55

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

"Live fast, die wide." -Sir Terry Pratchett

[@tylershelton9334]

"Hey, it's dark down here" -Spurt, the kobold with darkvision

[@katie2893]

can't believe we're going to get this entire scene animated

[@ndisfoshiz]

When I watched this episode I listened to Chris say “I wi-“ like five times and laughed my ass off! I couldn’t breathe!

[@VoidQueenSat]

E L E V E N D A Y S

[@L.J.Kommer]

BUT DID THE SCORPION MAKE IT?

[@DaniGeez]

L.J. Kommer everything turned to jelly

[@jpumbaa1]

Headcanon: the stick broke as Spurt got squished and Stingy crawled to freedom.

[@juanpablomontalvo4715]

The only thing left was the slime

[@TomasPabon]

@@jpumbaa1 dangit now I wanna make a campaign for tiny bugs

[@jpumbaa1]

@@TomasPabon We had Trinket's Honey Heist, now we get Stingy's ???? Heist!

[@ammoliteslice]

CHRIS WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN CRITICAL ROLE

[@kevinkorenke3569]

Having fun, sounds like.

[@bensledge4652]

I mean, he played Shale in the first campaign. This isn’t new lol

[@GZilla311]

AmmoliteSlice Spurting.

[@michaelspears7854]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this but it’s legitimately some of the best improv I’ve ever seen. What a roller coaster of a character. The Legend of Spurt. “HEY ITS DARK DOWN HERE!”

[@DTux5249]

I WI- *SPLAT*

[@RachelShortyRRees]

This still brings so many tears of laughter for so many reasons!!! 😂

[@Nyrufa]

So Caduceus is a Firbolg? I was wondering what the heck he was supposed to be. I couldn't tell in the critical role animations! I also see the party has not one, but 2 clerics. I'm sure they won't have to worry about dying horribly any time soon!

[@purpleserenity137]

But the group has learned that you don't let the two clerics go off alone after they both almost got murdered by two snake-jungle cats. XD

[@thenosieyartist6924]

Well...one cleric doesnt like to heal she personally prefers to fick up some a holes

[@dudemcfurgusson7179]

Last campaign they had pike, keyleth, scanlan, and vex with healing magic. For the first 30ish episodes of this campaign, jester was the only one in the group (aside from the once per day healing hands yasha has) with any healing magic, and Laura really doesn't like using all of her spell slots on healing spells. They really needed a second healer.

[@jsheski2734]

Nott, the mama!

[@Grim_Sister]

6:13 Tal, your Molly is showing

[@scottboyer8450]

Spurt. He won.

[@General_Pinkledink]

Best moment of the campaign

[@shaunttorosian8498]

17:32 Death Flag is about to be set

[@PracticalReformation]

This is a lot like a character concept I had.

[@WiseSageBum]

Such a gentle soul... who makes tea out of the dead

[@shaunttorosian8498]

12:20 Not yet it's not!!!

[@GZilla311]

Shaunt Torosian Nah, that IS Nott. (Yes I know what you mean.)

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

I never noticed Talesin's twitter handle till now and I for one am following now.

[@AnimeWolf5193]

I'll bet that as he grows, Spurt will become a valuable member- oh, never mind.

[@Greatscoota23]

mercer: unnoticed by the the two massive fire giants- Fjord: OHHHHHHH!!!! Me: how did they not immediately hear that? Lol

[@Humorless_Wokescold]

The pools of magma probably. Lots of ambient background noise and neither giant seemed to really be paying attention.

[@WiseSageBum]

18:49 Sam and Laura's faces are just incredible here...

[@user-fj7pf3gg7h]

R.I.P. Spurt...

[@Starhartdeer]

Can anyone tell me what chris says after 28 points of damage? Lol

[@jamieknierim8575]

pretty sure it's I WIN!!

[@Starhartdeer]

@@jamieknierim8575 wow quick response, and from a kinsman too! Thanks. That's what i thought he said too.

[@spliter3230]

@@Starhartdeer i though he said *i whipped*...

[@GuildedChunks]

"I win!"

[@teh638]

"I WIN-" splat

[@xxxlonewolf49]

Spurts last sounds WAS "SPURT!"

[@alexspear2145]

When Laura just goes "you guys, what the fuck are you doing?" I always die laughing

[@thatpinhead7543]

_HE'S DEAAAAAD!!!!_

[@watermelonking236]

Spurt was a very appropriate name

[@ThatGreyGentleman]

Travis/Fjord: “WHERE’D IT GO” 18:55

[@Tyrael918]

"Fuck you, jim dark magic! ahhh!!"

[@user-py3kp9yl8l]

Chris:"can I come on the show?" Matt: "Sure be this 28 hp thing" Chris: "ok" 15mins.later Matt: " I gave you 15 mins. Goodbye."

[@MasumiSeike]

Poor Chris xD The WaffelCrew (N)PC Curse strikes him down xD

[@RyanWBL]

Lmao karma! But really the Waffle Crew bring it on themselves by virtue of being chaotic stupid. But hey I still watch them because it's an entertaining train wreck.

[@MasumiSeike]

@@RyanWBL well it's less Chaotic Stupid as what seems real to the Characters. Example Paultin: He took the ring not only because he wanted the Ice bird, but also beside everything that happened, he felt the least useful from everyone.

[@lulzalfest]

Wait. Whats this interface from? Alpha?

[@QuestionQuestionMark]

Not anymore CR is free from Geek and Sundry completely now, and it’s marvelous

[@jpumbaa1]

Yes, that was the interface from Alpha.

[@WiseSageBum]

They were with G&S till episode 52, so this would be whatever interface they were using before splitting off