Perkins strikes with a memorable character and goes with a bang. That’s very Perkins of him.
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@TheSilverPhoenix1005 жыл бұрын
I love how the swarm of wasps he carries have more hit points than he does
@nathanhettinger5384 жыл бұрын
Actually, Kobold Inventors (Which is what Chris played, it was a monster in Volo's Guide to Monsters) have 13 HP, so Spurt and the Wasp Swarm had practically the same amount. lmao
@scooby452475 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Spurt. 11 days old fierce inventor beloved kobold
@arthurmorgan28615 жыл бұрын
pancake*
@fatmatweedell77475 жыл бұрын
Cloaker Excusez-moi, my dude?
@peteralexandergraae2830 Жыл бұрын
A pretty good character in the forgotten realms game, that they advertise later.
@nickywalcott12045 жыл бұрын
Famous last words: "You're dead, I WIN!"
@wonderlandartwork35795 жыл бұрын
*S P L A T*
@Kraktzor5 жыл бұрын
Best last words ever!
@thaxasaurian5 жыл бұрын
And you won....... *A GIANT HAMMAR!*
@MrUmakemelaff5 жыл бұрын
@@thaxasaurian ....Kobold Hummus.
@thaxasaurian5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Pike I’ll grab the chips
@devtective5 жыл бұрын
Spurt is that kind of character who could walk into a room announce he killed god, and no one would argue against him doing so just to make him happy
@sillvvasensei5 жыл бұрын
Except the fire giant
@blakey98695 жыл бұрын
@@sillvvasensei too sooooooooon
@muratkahraman83135 жыл бұрын
@@blakey9869 too soooooon exucutus
@RiceFieldRenegade4 жыл бұрын
Was
@jsheski27344 жыл бұрын
Wait, he didn't really kill a god?😥
@Watchin4story5 жыл бұрын
17:48 is when Taliesin reads the "Character sheet" and realizes the kobold is dead.
@GZilla3114 жыл бұрын
IWatch4Story I could almost here the "... welp."
@ismafalvar4 жыл бұрын
Weirdly, this was Chris' advertisement for the "Kobold Inventor" monster from Volo's Guide to Monsters. The genius didn't even use a player character sheet, it was an NPC sheet.
@WiseSageBum4 жыл бұрын
Apparently he just came to visit the studio and him and Matt decided to give him a guest spot about 20 minutes before the session started
@myrmidonmamori4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Spurt was originally an NPC and when Chris came by Matt was like "You wanna play this kobold?"
@Aidscapade713 жыл бұрын
He was there recording his Between the Sheets. You can actually see he's wearing the same outfit
@ghastlyghifin40295 жыл бұрын
I love Chris' little nod when the fire giants are revealed like "Yup, I know how this is gonna go down."
@nvincipality63715 жыл бұрын
"what does spurt do?" "He spurts" Well you're not wrong
@jelleluyten50175 жыл бұрын
Spurt had one mission, steal our hearts and then shatter them
@nicolasachille43713 жыл бұрын
Mission accomplished
@_Francis_York_Morgan5 жыл бұрын
*"ELEVEN DAYS!"*
@melissametivier44 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong.
@jekubfimbulwing53705 жыл бұрын
"I will take out my Green Slime Pot and my Rock Grub Pot, I lay down my Scorpion Stick and my Skunk in a Cage, take off my Wasp in a Bag and begun assembling me Centi-pult!" Now that's a Mongolian Striptease!
@DreamDragoness255 жыл бұрын
I get more of a Dr. Seuss feel from it.
@apocollama5 жыл бұрын
What is a mongolian striptease?
@thehat2225 жыл бұрын
apocollama a strip tease, as performed in the Asian nation of Mongolia.
@zephyrdagonheart12084 жыл бұрын
@@apocollama Something's telling me we shouldn't know...
@DefinitelyNotCIA4 жыл бұрын
Spurt. He died like he lived. An absolute lad.
@fatmanentertainment85925 жыл бұрын
They did what they said they would do. They lead him to the light at the end of the tunnel. It just so happened to be a room full of magma and fire giants
@SaraTiggs5 жыл бұрын
11 days. At least Spurt lived a full and complete life.
@paulollarsabaiii98245 жыл бұрын
tripmanusaify Except Kobolds live 120 years...he was literally a baby
@robertwalker57945 жыл бұрын
Paul Ollarsaba III I honestly don’t think Spurt knew what a day was.
@paulollarsabaiii98245 жыл бұрын
Robert Walker Nah me neither
@MrUmakemelaff5 жыл бұрын
@@robertwalker5794 It makes sense for a creature who has never seen the sun....
@p0pp45 жыл бұрын
@@paulollarsabaiii9824 I think Kobolds can only count to 11. It's basically 1-10 and "more than ten" i.e. 11.
@danielblager14015 жыл бұрын
This has got to be the biggest power move of a character I've ever seen in my life
@ryana44135 жыл бұрын
‘‘Tis better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.”
@wickedpissa255 жыл бұрын
"Try it." - Agent K
@ParadoxEngineer4 жыл бұрын
"Come cheer up my lads. Come cheer up my lads!"
@tabithahood76903 жыл бұрын
The only two rolls he made in his entire existence were a Natural 20 and a Natural 1! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Kay_Sea2515 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Spurt is an official character on Idle Champions. Best April (non)Fools ever.
@@jelleluyten5017 his ult is called "You dead" and involves him getting killed by a giant to hurt everyone else.
@jelleluyten50175 жыл бұрын
@@damobeck1 thats amazing
@magiv42055 жыл бұрын
I might have to download Idle Champions now just for that lol. Holy shit that's amazing. EDIT: I just read the article and I'm fucking wheezing, this is too good XD
@bottlecap_kid5 жыл бұрын
"DON'T MAKE MOMMY M A D."
@mollygrace26664 жыл бұрын
The first time I watched this I played that part like 3 times back to back 😂 Nott is such a gem
@JoshJenrayAK475 жыл бұрын
You could say he was.... SPURTED all over the place? You can tell he was totally ready and willing for his character to just die, it's amazing...
@themocaw5 жыл бұрын
Matt mentions the fire giants and Chris perks up (heh)
@AnnikaOakinnA5 жыл бұрын
Not just ready and willing -- he was freakin PSYCHED to die. Couldn't be happier. He just wanted to go out in style.
@damobeck15 жыл бұрын
His purpose, whenever he is on CR, is find a way to get killed.
@seanmcgcostumes5 жыл бұрын
11:58 another underrated Marishaism that's just as iconic in "canary in a gnoll mine" tbh
@Kazhrei5 жыл бұрын
Watching Marisha constantly lose her shit is probably the best part about this clip.
@WykydJester5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore watching her reactions to some of the craziest shit that's occurred this campaign, like Keg's letter to Beau and the first underwater expedition with Nott internally screaming all the way down.
@davidm19265 жыл бұрын
@@WykydJester And panic-laughing when she realized they had dragged the weasel underwater.
@kendrickrochelanzot20535 жыл бұрын
Travis reacting to spurt attacking the fire giant is priceless 17:42
@stevesims57295 жыл бұрын
Chris Perkins is the real life example of chaotic neutral.
@p0pp45 жыл бұрын
I re-watch this every time KZbin suggests it. This never gets old.
@cindywomack11135 жыл бұрын
"Hi Skunk, Hi Bees." gotta love Cadeuces
@UntrainableWizard5 жыл бұрын
I'm still on the first campaign... However, I watch a few episodes because my memory sucks and I will most definitely not remember until the point in the episode that something is happening... This... THIS... is the best character introduction and uh... outroduction I have ever seen.
@horserage5 жыл бұрын
Never know they might be down with it
@OriginalCreatorSama4 жыл бұрын
Matt Mercer and Chris Perkins as kobolds is everything i never knew i needed in life!
*spoilers* It's so much worse when you realize that Nott has a legitimate son that she hasn't seen since he was a baby years ago.
@cryophile5 жыл бұрын
That was actually Laura lol
@natalieharmon34914 жыл бұрын
@@cryophile It was Sam, Lauras eating.
@dawizad35985 жыл бұрын
"If you join us you have never eaten so much in your life" eats a club
@gamester5124 жыл бұрын
Hey, Caleb never said *what* Spurt would be eating! :P
@corpselight79895 жыл бұрын
We can rebuild him (Splurt). We need a kobold cleric, a necromancer, a kobold scarecrow, some red wax, and something on fire. We'll have to get the Centi-Polt to attract his spirit and just FORCEFULLY EMBED HIS LITTLE KOBOLD SOUL INTO THE SCARECROW THING. And a stick, to check if it worked... I dunno, I have low INT.
@biohazard7245 жыл бұрын
And a spatula
@corpselight79895 жыл бұрын
@@biohazard724 The missing link!
@GZilla3114 жыл бұрын
Corpse Light I see no flaws in this plan.
@allenr3165 жыл бұрын
lol... poor Marisha... not realizing how prophetic she was being when she asked Spurt to "follow them towards the light"....
@marlfox18484 жыл бұрын
Spurt finishes the statement "11 days" at 11:11 lol
@galactic_narwhal63965 жыл бұрын
This is easily one of the funniest things I've ever heard from a DnD campaign.
@kentmcalister32165 жыл бұрын
GUYS ERICS ORIGIN STORY IS THE BAG OF BEES
@liaminator49505 жыл бұрын
oh my god
@Tizzandor4 жыл бұрын
D U D E
@r0binh00dracc00n5 жыл бұрын
8:26 the fear and horror in her “no!”
@ch3nz3n5 жыл бұрын
5:07 - Such a Scooby Doo moment.
@souleater199995 жыл бұрын
i demand they go on a quest to revive him
@austinreitan11795 жыл бұрын
lung's hurt vocal cords burning can't breathe for 4 minutes
@jericalocke91365 жыл бұрын
Talesin in a suit is all I've ever wanted:):):)
@ColieBear185 жыл бұрын
Watching Liam dissolve into fits of giggles is my absolute favorite thing.
@daewnofthegamer5 жыл бұрын
18:50 **Talesin having flashbacks to Molly dying** He's legit the only one not laughing as Spurt gets decimated lmfaoooooo THE PTSD IS REAL XD XD
@WiseSageBum4 жыл бұрын
I think he's really playing Caduceus there, since he's staring in stoic bewilderment
@70pigman5 жыл бұрын
Long May Spurt Reign.
@balloonpolice31065 жыл бұрын
Long will he rain
@tylerlynn65025 жыл бұрын
Spurt now lives on in Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms.
@giraffedragon61105 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that Spurt is a Druid of chemical warfare
@jeffreyjr11285 жыл бұрын
We never knew we needed a centi-pult until we knew we had it. And then we NEEDED it
@chapacoka5 жыл бұрын
"No one asked for this."
@GZilla3114 жыл бұрын
chapacoka But we probably should have.
@aganaom17125 жыл бұрын
what a legend
@JayTohab5 жыл бұрын
What a role model.
@Shmandalf5 жыл бұрын
Out of all the DM's out there, I would choose Perkins hands down every time.
@noahboucher1253 жыл бұрын
He died as he lived; quickly and horribly
@tacticalderpy20775 жыл бұрын
i was just starting to like Spurt F
@Adamkunnn5 жыл бұрын
He died as he lived. A greasy smear.
@chrismounts59255 жыл бұрын
F
@yigitsezer66965 жыл бұрын
F
@dudemcfurgusson71795 жыл бұрын
Spurt is my second favorite guest npc behind Lyra.
@Tizzandor4 жыл бұрын
I love spurt so much omg i'm in tears he's so precious
@somarilacey63655 жыл бұрын
I needed....this. I needed to smile. Thank u for taking me in a trip down memory lane
@brokenvow87005 жыл бұрын
He died as he lived... by his namesake.
@Kai-im4hu5 жыл бұрын
11:04 11 dAyS!!!!
@CritScratch5 жыл бұрын
He won....our hearts
@Aikrehn5 жыл бұрын
Just here to point out how sharp our boy Taliesin looked that night. Damn man.
@Star-pl1xs5 жыл бұрын
honestly i think the way Perkins just packs his shit & exits the frame shortly thereafter was the best part
@magiv42055 жыл бұрын
This has got to be the funniest 20 minutes of Critical Role I've ever seen. I've watched all of it, and there's so, so many hilarious bits, but not even the three quarter hour hour love potion shenanigans beat this. Spurt, you died as you lived. A fucking legend.
@skateywatey5 жыл бұрын
this had me rolling when i first watched this episode lmaooo
@dandew10725 жыл бұрын
Spurt: the unsung hero of Critical Role.
@PLGRN8R5 жыл бұрын
I'm just gonna say it and I don't care that this will get me hated by the masses: I want Spurt back about as much as I want Mollymauk back. Can Spurt please come back and just join TMN and travel the world, one discovery at a time?
@astraeous65035 жыл бұрын
sure they just had to scoop up his remains in a jar then he could be with them forever
@davidm19265 жыл бұрын
Maybe he has an identical cousin?
@thertsman82335 жыл бұрын
i honestly disliked molly a lot. sad when he died but not for long. cad is a perfect boy, and so was spurt.
@AnimeWolf51935 жыл бұрын
Maybe he can be like the Kenny of the group. "Oh my god! They killed Spurt!" "You bastards!"
@Zergonapal5 жыл бұрын
I think they should have Chris Perkins back sometime, maybe have him as semi irregular guest star.
@duke12523 жыл бұрын
I just watched 'what they don't tell you about kobolds' and they grow up within two weeks to fully mature. So...they, they had a baby kobold take on a fire giant...I feel bad for knowing they inadvertently killed a baby kobold.
@ambrose7884 жыл бұрын
Well he wasn't wrong about Kobolds only living 11 days.
@chani36444 жыл бұрын
This is the third time I've watched this video, and each time it absolutely recks me.
@wolfsbane12935 жыл бұрын
Perkins
@connorsullivan27454 жыл бұрын
I love that kobolds are famous for knowing how weak they are and compensating, but Spurt missed the memo
@levipetersen44063 жыл бұрын
I think spurt is my favorite CR character of the whole campaign, though molly is also up there.
@gutskenpachi23585 жыл бұрын
11:55
@VivaLaDnDLogs2 жыл бұрын
"Live fast, die wide." -Sir Terry Pratchett
@tylershelton93343 жыл бұрын
"Hey, it's dark down here" -Spurt, the kobold with darkvision
@katie2893 Жыл бұрын
can't believe we're going to get this entire scene animated
@ndisfoshiz3 жыл бұрын
When I watched this episode I listened to Chris say “I wi-“ like five times and laughed my ass off! I couldn’t breathe!
@VoidQueenSat5 жыл бұрын
E L E V E N D A Y S
@L.J.Kommer5 жыл бұрын
BUT DID THE SCORPION MAKE IT?
@DaniGeez5 жыл бұрын
L.J. Kommer everything turned to jelly
@jpumbaa15 жыл бұрын
Headcanon: the stick broke as Spurt got squished and Stingy crawled to freedom.
@juanpablomontalvo47155 жыл бұрын
The only thing left was the slime
@TomasPabon4 жыл бұрын
@@jpumbaa1 dangit now I wanna make a campaign for tiny bugs
@jpumbaa14 жыл бұрын
@@TomasPabon We had Trinket's Honey Heist, now we get Stingy's ???? Heist!
@ammoliteslice5 жыл бұрын
CHRIS WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN CRITICAL ROLE
@kevinkorenke35695 жыл бұрын
Having fun, sounds like.
@bensledge46525 жыл бұрын
I mean, he played Shale in the first campaign. This isn’t new lol
@GZilla3114 жыл бұрын
AmmoliteSlice Spurting.
@michaelspears78543 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this but it’s legitimately some of the best improv I’ve ever seen. What a roller coaster of a character. The Legend of Spurt. “HEY ITS DARK DOWN HERE!”
@DTux52495 жыл бұрын
I WI- *SPLAT*
@RachelShortyRRees5 жыл бұрын
This still brings so many tears of laughter for so many reasons!!! 😂
@Nyrufa5 жыл бұрын
So Caduceus is a Firbolg? I was wondering what the heck he was supposed to be. I couldn't tell in the critical role animations! I also see the party has not one, but 2 clerics. I'm sure they won't have to worry about dying horribly any time soon!
@purpleserenity1375 жыл бұрын
But the group has learned that you don't let the two clerics go off alone after they both almost got murdered by two snake-jungle cats. XD
@thenosieyartist69245 жыл бұрын
Well...one cleric doesnt like to heal she personally prefers to fick up some a holes
@dudemcfurgusson71795 жыл бұрын
Last campaign they had pike, keyleth, scanlan, and vex with healing magic. For the first 30ish episodes of this campaign, jester was the only one in the group (aside from the once per day healing hands yasha has) with any healing magic, and Laura really doesn't like using all of her spell slots on healing spells. They really needed a second healer.
@jsheski27344 жыл бұрын
Nott, the mama!
@Grim_Sister4 жыл бұрын
6:13 Tal, your Molly is showing
@scottboyer84504 жыл бұрын
Spurt. He won.
@General_Pinkledink5 жыл бұрын
Best moment of the campaign
@shaunttorosian84985 жыл бұрын
17:32 Death Flag is about to be set
@PracticalReformation5 жыл бұрын
This is a lot like a character concept I had.
@WiseSageBum4 жыл бұрын
Such a gentle soul... who makes tea out of the dead
@shaunttorosian84985 жыл бұрын
12:20 Not yet it's not!!!
@GZilla3114 жыл бұрын
Shaunt Torosian Nah, that IS Nott. (Yes I know what you mean.)
@gilessaint-loup24262 жыл бұрын
I never noticed Talesin's twitter handle till now and I for one am following now.
@AnimeWolf51934 жыл бұрын
I'll bet that as he grows, Spurt will become a valuable member- oh, never mind.
@Greatscoota235 жыл бұрын
mercer: unnoticed by the the two massive fire giants- Fjord: OHHHHHHH!!!! Me: how did they not immediately hear that? Lol
@Humorless_Wokescold4 жыл бұрын
The pools of magma probably. Lots of ambient background noise and neither giant seemed to really be paying attention.
@WiseSageBum4 жыл бұрын
18:49 Sam and Laura's faces are just incredible here...
@user-fj7pf3gg7h5 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Spurt...
@Starhartdeer5 жыл бұрын
Can anyone tell me what chris says after 28 points of damage? Lol
@jamieknierim85755 жыл бұрын
pretty sure it's I WIN!!
@Starhartdeer5 жыл бұрын
@@jamieknierim8575 wow quick response, and from a kinsman too! Thanks. That's what i thought he said too.
@spliter32305 жыл бұрын
@@Starhartdeer i though he said *i whipped*...
@GuildedChunks5 жыл бұрын
"I win!"
@teh6385 жыл бұрын
"I WIN-" splat
@xxxlonewolf493 жыл бұрын
Spurts last sounds WAS "SPURT!"
@alexspear21455 жыл бұрын
When Laura just goes "you guys, what the fuck are you doing?" I always die laughing
@thatpinhead75432 жыл бұрын
_HE'S DEAAAAAD!!!!_
@watermelonking2364 жыл бұрын
Spurt was a very appropriate name
@ThatGreyGentleman4 жыл бұрын
Travis/Fjord: “WHERE’D IT GO” 18:55
@Tyrael9185 жыл бұрын
"Fuck you, jim dark magic! ahhh!!"
@user-py3kp9yl8l4 жыл бұрын
Chris:"can I come on the show?" Matt: "Sure be this 28 hp thing" Chris: "ok" 15mins.later Matt: " I gave you 15 mins. Goodbye."
@MasumiSeike5 жыл бұрын
Poor Chris xD The WaffelCrew (N)PC Curse strikes him down xD
@RyanWBL4 жыл бұрын
Lmao karma! But really the Waffle Crew bring it on themselves by virtue of being chaotic stupid. But hey I still watch them because it's an entertaining train wreck.
@MasumiSeike4 жыл бұрын
@@RyanWBL well it's less Chaotic Stupid as what seems real to the Characters. Example Paultin: He took the ring not only because he wanted the Ice bird, but also beside everything that happened, he felt the least useful from everyone.
@lulzalfest5 жыл бұрын
Wait. Whats this interface from? Alpha?
@QuestionQuestionMark5 жыл бұрын
Not anymore CR is free from Geek and Sundry completely now, and it’s marvelous
@jpumbaa15 жыл бұрын
Yes, that was the interface from Alpha.
@WiseSageBum4 жыл бұрын
They were with G&S till episode 52, so this would be whatever interface they were using before splitting off