serious business

skell fellow gets an occupation

[@seosine8480]

"years of academy training wasted"

[@sandwhich14]

moondream XD

[@medo_shinwa3562]

👌🙂

[@thatoneguy808]

Third reply

[@kazoo6711]

ThatOneGuy first reply to your reply

[@rezoiix355]

“Years of calcium consuming wasted.”

[@note2119]

The last 30 seconds were like if someone was gently carresing my face with love and care but then they decided to falcon punch me in the nose at the last second

[@GrizzleyBearington]

Mynote Yousif you mean last minute? Yes, that entire thing was a minute,

[@RockLikeABoss]

Accurate.

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Really? An epic punchline is a Falcon Punch Oh wait

[@tallguy8719]

He sent me into a state of high, but without weed and such, then he made me the most sober dude ever.

[@greenreversecard2612]

It made me physically angry

[@alexrexaros9837]

That was a bone chilling experience.

[@constantine-dl7wh]

Fuck you.

[@User-jl8cx]

@@constantine-dl7wh wtf did he ever do to you?

[@constantine-dl7wh]

@@User-jl8cx that pun made me physically agitated

[@KansaswithaK]

Guess you could say you're bad to the bone Your pun cut me down to the bone What a spine-chilling event This hurt my femur-ings You rap-skullion You Calicium-becile

[@voidlobster3350]

Get out

[@kid9448]

door opens "Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions."

[@mr.0511]

Ah

[@thecountercounter9127]

@@mr.0511 superintendent skeleton! Hope youre prepared for an unforgettable lunchin!

[@mr.0511]

Yes, Oh egads! My roast is ruined!

[@spooktspeek]

but what if.. i were to fabricate bananas and disguise it as a roast? hahahaha, delightfully boneriffic skeletor!

[@brucewayne7975]

Shame he never realized his full potassium 😔

[@awesomejacketdude]

🍌🍌🍌😔😔😔

[@TheDeadMeme27]

No shit the up fuck,. calsium is superior

[@MuhdAriff-kv5zn]

"K" then

[@Banana_BOI1]

Did somebody say P O T A S S I U M?

[@shopliftingcentral]

@@TheDeadMeme27 Activate Windows

[@XKUnT]

I feel horrible for the people that clicked off too soon, they don’t deserve such a punchline.

[@ShannonBlake444]

This comment made me stay longer, then I saw the end. Pffft

[@theelevatedone5323]

Thank you

[@thundergun933]

Over a minute to deliver a punch line. Better be some punch line. Nope just another typical derp.

[@seabassthegamer6644]

@@thundergun933 I think the joke is more about the delivery than the punchline. It sets up something super philosophical and stuff, but then it's just a banana joke, subverting expectations, and therefore haha funny time

[@Gshift]

I nutted.

[@D13G0Z]

Plot twist: He actually gets the job

[@thecountercounter9127]

Thats hardly a plot twist. If this man came into my establishment, rubbed his hands together and produced a being of pure potassium before my very eyes, only to unleash the GREATEST pun i have EVER heard, i would fucking hire him on the spot, 0 hesitation

[@saladtrumpetman2828]

You need food for the workers

[@verticalflyingb737]

@@saladtrumpetman2828 This dude knows how to properly run a business

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

It was a comedy interview

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

It’s amazing how simply by rubbing his hands together, this skeleton was able to create an insane amount of watts, which could’ve powered way too many lightbulbs, and then produce the potassium.

[@trevorjamieson8892]

"Sir, this company produces lifeboats"

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Trevor Jamieson And there I was, in a state of total shock and disbelief. I had made a complete and utter fool of myself. I had unknowingly made a critical error in the process of seeking a career. It was truly unforgivable. My whole life on this earth, I had been training in the art of producing potassium using nothing but my bare hands. It had completely taken over my mind. My soul. My being. I let nothing get in the way of my training. But in the process, I forgot what it was like to live. I could no longer think rationally. I was an empty husk of the person I could have been. I knew at that moment I had truly let down the people closest to me. But deep down, they likely didn't care at all because I had pushed them aside for what I thought was important. But instead, this so-called importance is what led to my ultimate downfall. My many years of training had concluded with a mental breakdown. One could say... *I had gone bananas*

[@fartlord6482]

*earth starts to explode*

[@powandwow750]

Yeah, I thought the same thing

[@theappleby103]

Bones produce: P O T T A S I U M

[@awesomejacketdude]

Apparently.......

[@drnapalm7605]

No they don’t

[@TheZeroPoint1218]

Yes

[@Banana_BOI1]

Did somebody say P O T A S S I U M ?

[@whitedawn2122]

DID SOME DIMENSIONAL DIETY JUST SAY *POTASSIUM* No? Ok

[@ceno0]

I see So that's the Overlord anime they were talking about

[@wilburdemitel8468]

overlord be like banana magic banana magic

[@2DImpersonator]

I'm pretty sure this would be something that Ainz would do.

[@Vysair]

@@wilburdemitel8468 I can hear ainz saying this...

[@wilburdemitel8468]

@@Vysair legendary tier spell offering to god of banana fertility

[@ashenknight4023]

*Applaud my supreme power!*

[@anthonyptelfor9661]

"I was an empty husk of who I could've been." ...is that a skeleton joke?

[@lilacdragon44]

“I forgot what it was like to live”

[@typryor2227]

Maybe he’s sans.

[@confusedpotato7045]

Maybe hes not

[@lordseafood]

Is that some kind of skeleton joke I am too alive to understand?

[@YourWaterDispenser]

"SAAAAAANS!? WAS THAT A PUN?"

[@skeleton8559]

witnessing a banana producing skeleton having a breakdown just to make a pun in the end is exactly how i wanted to spend my night

[@zetagen]

These Raid: Shadow Legends Ads are getting out of hand

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING!!! I am the unprettiest KZbinr worldwide, but somehow I have a lot of fans. Thanks for being a fan, dear Zeta

[@zetagen]

@@AxxLAfriku The sad thing is, you're not even using bots for these crappy comments.. You're actually writing them yourself. Invest your dedication in something more worthwile my dood. Und schönen Tag noch :)

[@Lucas-dy5mt]

Raid: Shadow Bananas

[@justafan9399]

“Now there are two of them!”

[@imatree4015]

@@AxxLAfriku i thought you were promoting yourself by talking about your fake girl friends, oh how the times have changed

[@vergil1983]

This really made his reputation as an attack champion

[@why7782]

You faintly hear jontron screaming about an ad

[@WelloBello]

joker gaming “𝓢𝓹𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓾𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷?”

[@hamajineo]

Oh hey that’s me

[@torrentdanger9200]

No one has said anything about him being here ._ . K

[@thetarr2]

What why is popular spy main here

[@Megasaphire]

Hello spy main that isn't swipez mrpaladin or silentmanjoe

[@TheAndermany]

You can produce potassium with your bare hands

[@xx_lunchmeat_xx752]

where lol

[@panca2500]

That ending caught me off guard and I nearly suffocated when they showed this on theaters and I spilled baked beans all over my body and everybody laughed.

[@Greenpixel16]

What

[@saturniidspectre]

this nigga eatin beans

[@ThePikaPlayer]

Cars 2

[@logged-out]

the end

[@trentlindsey7401]

The comments in chronological order: "What this nigga eatin beans Cars 2 the end"

[@SkyArcherDev]

I swear this is was a rollercoaster of emotions.

[@mlgproplayer2915]

True.

[@Autopawn]

a wild ride that never ends...

[@nichsa8984]

@@mlgproplayer2915 true lesson don't using too much image or you reputation number will instead turn into become 0%

[@mrelosepoe4078]

And there I was, in a state of total shock and disbelief. I had made a complete and utter fool of myself. I had unknowingly made a critical error in the process of seeking a career. It was truly unforgivable. My whole life on this earth, I had been training in the art of producing potassium using nothing but my bare hands. It had completely taken over my mind. My soul. My being. I let nothing get in the way of my training. But in the process, I forgot what it was like to live. I could no longer think rationally. I was an empty husk of the person I could have been. I knew at that moment I had truly let down the people closest to me. But deep down, they likely didn't care at all because I had pushed them aside for what I thought was important. But instead, this so-called importance is what led to my ultimate downfall. My many years of training had concluded with a mental breakdown. One could say... *I had gone bananas*

[@ChesterRGC]

This is so deep it gave me existencial thoughts

[@j.d.company9562]

shit someone already did a copypasta

[@highadmiraljt5853]

This started with existential dread and then ended with *bananas*

[@ascaban6220]

Amen

[@RockLikeABoss]

@@j.d.company9562 They sure did. www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/ew06g5/a_critical_error/

[@snakeorbreak6258]

Script: Skeleton 1: What are your professions? Skeleton 2: Watch and learn. *Skeleton 2 unleashes their true power upon this earth. Skeleton 1 is blown away by the force of it all, and there, in front of Skeleton 1, lies a banana.* Skeleton 1: Sir, this company produces lightbulbs. *Skeleton 2 is suddenly struck with the sheer audacity of the mistake they have made.* Skeleton 2 (thoughts): _And there I was, in a state of total shock and disbelief. I had made a complete and utter fool of myself. I had unknowingly made a critical error in the process of seeking a career. It was truly unforgivable. My whole life on this Earth, I had been training in the art of producing potassium using nothing but my bare hands. It had completely taken over my mind. My soul. My being. I let nothing get in the way of my training. But in the process, I forgot what it was like to live. I could no longer think rationally. I was an empty husk of the person that I could have been. I knew at that moment, I had truly let down the people closest to me. But deep down, they likely didn't care at all, because I had pushed them aside for what I thought was important. But instead, this so-called importance is what lead to my ultimate downfall. My many years of training had concluded with a mental breakdown. One could say..._ Skeleton 2: I had gone bananas. *laugh track, universe explodes from the terrible pun*

[@crustaceanking3293]

accurate

[@qhacim356]

when banana

[@Avetho]

Yang: "That pun was a-musa-ing, I don't know what you're talking about." Note: Musa is the genus that contains bananas and plantains.

[@crustaceanking3293]

@@Avetho what did Yang have to do with any of this?

[@Avetho]

@@crustaceanking3293 I just thought all of a sudden that she would find that pun hilarious lol

[@GeeztJeez]

Me: **serious business** The banana: bottom text

[@ezpz4me562]

BagelBoy: 🍌 Everyone else: now that’s comedy

[@boomeronet7888]

🗿

[@lokifdog]

@@boomeronet7888 🗿

[@poopooman5138]

>that's that's

[@funninoriginal6054]

@Void Spam Thank you for the gold kind stranger

[@lma0718]

EZPZ4ME quality*

[@atmosandolshek7235]

He may have gone bananas and not gotten the job, but he did but on electrifying performance on for us all.

[@nachosNipples]

lol that typo fucked me up

[@TheMuslimMan1337]

I was quite shocked by his performance.

[@volatile5460]

Thanks, dad

[@reversedperspective2584]

And that's when we got our new villain, snapped and crushed by his obsession with creation of the potassium bars and the mental shattering of reality when it meant nothing in the true world and the cost of his friends from his obsession created the Potassium Bomber, a threat to all when a mear snack can kill anyone... Shame that everyone's skeletons and no one ever eats his assassination attempts

[@rustyshackleford1508]

"Sir, you wanted to see me?" "Yes, Death Knight, come in..."

[@Kadz]

Ah yes, _curved yellow potassium._

[@bop9197]

Gib me roux

[@GodotOfficial]

Here’s a scary fact: there’s a skeleton inside you right now

[@genericname2747]

Not for long

[@AmbrishIsCool]

Call 911

[@galaxydoes8034]

I don't have a single bone inside me because that would be gay.

[@hyakushitty]

my skeleton left me as an unsuspecting pile of meat years ago

[@colinouille2786]

The meat is scary

[@Not_honest_enough]

When caps lock is on and you press shift on the first letter 0:01

[@joshuawashburn9308]

I want every human being in existence to be able to witness this perfection

[@bababasri3]

Moonlight sonata and skeleton voice together makes my third eye tingle

[@boufrops6845]

Open it

[@hachikiina]

pry it open

[@beanslinger4616]

Use an angle grinder to cut it open.

[@omegaultramax]

Awaken it by the consumption of potacalcium

[@bababasri3]

señor pepper nice

[@sammcd9732]

This guy really has a skeleTON of emotional baggage

[@christopherd2100]

Ok sans. Everyone's heard that one. Perhaps you should put a little more backbone into it...

[@RumchevStefan]

At least your grammar is fine so you dont have to go to skull.

[@squypt2501]

Sam McD ba dum tss

[@RumchevStefan]

He might be going through some love problems, if he is, he should collar on the bone, l mean phone. It seems like he has no body.

[@feetlover1028]

Boomer sans joke

[@loreseer9553]

Proceeds to hang himself while doing a backflip. *"Watch and lear-"* snap

[@prestonwhitmore365]

a la de da de da It is good day to be not dead

[@genroynoisis6980]

@@prestonwhitmore365 Pow! you are dead!

[@prestonwhitmore365]

@@genroynoisis6980 I am dead!

[@plaguedoctor6722]

"WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME DOUBLE DEAD?"

[@bonez9584]

"Sir, this company produces lightbulbs."

[@conorwhelan5767]

0:46 *eventually , he stopped thinking...*

[@averytiredman4857]

Is this a MUDA fuckin refference??!

[@carlthehuman5221]

Subscribing to you because of your profile pic.

[@rune216]

i think 1:46 matches this more

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

Yare, yare, daze.

[@ArisTheMage]

Karz the skeleton

[@slycat9449]

When your college degree doesn't get you a job.

[@TheAechBomb]

hello me

[@taliajung1553]

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[@powandwow750]

Does that happen to people? Oh, man, that's gotta suck.

[@taliajung1553]

@@powandwow750 It is the burden of all Humanities and Arts majors

[@garlic-os]

This is almost _suspiciously_ specific... BagelBoy, is there something you need to tell us?

[@fweepachino879]

This is the video that shows up in your recommended 6 years later with like 2.4 million views.

[@twicethegalo]

Me while watching: woah so deep Me after watching: WHEEEZE

[@tall_prince]

Mood

[@lma0718]

😐 try original comment formatting next time bud

[@twicethegalo]

@@lma0718 nah I still got 349 likes so I'll pass

[@Natoursofcourse]

Chilean boi Wow you sound like a fun kinda guy...

[@twicethegalo]

@@Natoursofcourse thamk

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Boss Skeleton: _"I've got a bone to pick with you"_

[@stockpilegolem7241]

ah a man of culture i see

[@RealKanyeGamer]

Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun I find you every where

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA839]

You’re like “A Guy Without A Moustache”, you’re literally everywhere.

[@noxious7061]

Ceo of funny words

[@sutart7125]

Hehehehehehheh

[@zaczac5281]

"Skeleton that can make bananas goes into a mental bananarackdown"

[@verybigvent4215]

I cant even breath rightnow like due if i was drinking milk and he had said 'my life had gone bananas' my bones would have turned brittle. You get a f******10/10

[@illusionismm]

is this what a new college grad sees during an interview

[@monus782]

Yes

[@rachard]

Yes

[@Felix-ve9hs]

The guy on the drums had a stroke Call 9-1-1

[@TheMadRatKing]

This rollercoaster of emotional tone gave me whiplash

[@w0wguy]

*I let nothing get in the way of my potassium*

[@sgtdrake0076]

I have a job interview today. This video has provided me much confidence and helpful information on how to score this job. Thank you.

[@justsomedude7138]

0:51 Twisted Metal 4 voice acting is like-

[@q_p2880]

0:50 at that moment he realized...

[@grimtygranule5125]

Man, Death Knights unlife has really gone downhill ever since he was sacrificed to enhance Heauje Dieahk.

[@lauren7832]

0:50 When you try your best but you domt SUCCeEd

[@SCOTGamingwithJack]

Bones be producing *H A M O N*

[@untitleduck9623]

when you break newton's second law but nobody cares to notice

[@Ershilong]

Honestly thought he was going to start playing his own ribs like a xylophone.

[@inkeaton]

1:15 Eventually, the skeleton stopped thinking

[@slawiobgmail]

HOLY SHIT JOJO REFERENCE

[@gamma2630]

Fullmetal Alchemist refference

[@neptune9647]

Skelly Tom.

[@prototypeone7534]

0:55 when you stutter when asking out your crush

[@TheNumber86]

Oh god, why did that make me laugh so damn much, when """proper comedy""" can't?

[@overspecced]

This is proper comedy

[@icedragon9097]

@@overspecced e

[@bigtimecool9635]

This is the ultimate joke, nothing will ever surpass this

[@ovatsugama3346]

When your profession is banana *worc*-- oh wait no

[@frito1625]

I have an interview today. Wish me luck.

[@awesomejacketdude]

Good luck man! 👍

[@xaynebradbury1643]

You can do it!

[@fluffy7636]

Just don't go bananas!

[@awesomejacketdude]

@@fluffy7636 LOL!

[@arandomguywitharandomname4187]

Just dont go b a n a n a s

[@Hopecaster]

0:45 the face this skeleton makes is completely blank yet still holds more emotion than any actual face could ever make.

[@skeletonking4119]

This is a pure masterpiece I love it

[@ominosentenzioso5100]

The skeleton can be a good Donkey Kong's employee tbh

[@username84476]

0:19 That music is from Plok! bet u didnt expect anyone to know that one

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

The Boss music is real good too

[@Fluchtwert]

@@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz which music

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

@@Fluchtwert Boss theme from Plok

[@Fluchtwert]

@@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz send link

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

@@Fluchtwert m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppbYhaGfoaqpb8k

[@salty3648]

"Sir this company produces lightbulbs."

[@haelnut]

He could stop world hunger What a man

[@chamtheman551]

Sans: And now for my special attack *Rubs hands* 🍌 Oh these are pretty cool bananas

[@OhTheseArePrettyCoolBananas]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@chamtheman551]

@@OhTheseArePrettyCoolBananas OMG IT'S YOU!!!🤩

[@jonahglaves6653]

Oh These Are Pretty Cool Bananas Daily IVE SEEN YOUR CHANNEL! 😂

[@cheeselord8153]

Oh These Are Pretty Cool Bananas Daily hey there!!!

[@cardboardhawks6783]

Game boy: *IT’S SHOWTIME.*

[@el.pusheen6499]

0:50 when you ask your crush out but she says "ewww, no"

[@mr.waffles4782]

That was your career?

[@el.pusheen6499]

Yes

[@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969]

"I had been training in the art of producing potassium using nothing but my bare hands." Yes, his SUPER bare hands

[@kid9448]

He can produce electricity too so he might still get the job for wireless lightbulbs

[@kormana]

I too, produce potassium with my hands.

[@vAqeii]

This kinda looks serious bro I better get my skeleton on

[@awesomejacketdude]

LOL!

[@passel5953]

I clicked on this video and was like "why am I subscribed to this man?" and then i found the reason

[@davidv3612]

Two minutes of my life, for a BANANA PUN?? Worth it

[@bruh-uy3vn]

Im trying to laugh but fellas i gotta say This hit a little too close to home

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_"THIS COMPANY PRODUCES LIFEBOATS..."_ *Banana Boats:* Am I a joke to you?

[@zetagen]

Isn't it lightbulbs? ._.'

[@bababasri3]

Mr. Friendship were you listening without earbuds

[@thebrightdiamondtp7871]

Zeta No it’s _litebulbs_

[@rysus]

Bruh

[@omniscientomnipresent5500]

Subtitles... It's lightbulb

[@thatguybrody4819]

this is the best example of the perfect joke

[@craftboy338]

I cannot get over how brilliant this is

[@jordanleng204]

0:36 I thought he was going to turn unto sans there XD

[@Unsteady1]

Why did I get this recommendation? Please God help me

[@AmbrishIsCool]

No ... Ur now in our SuRReal reaLm ...... And also u have gone 🍌's

[@scottm3985]

I am glad I found this again

[@KalmiaJoy]

I have gone bananas watching this over and over

[@someonetgg]

Author: The door is blue English teachers: 0:47

[@WORLD_STXR]

I was just about to click off but then he said the punch line and I just absolutely lost it

[@novustalks7525]

That ending was so funny!! I love this!!

[@woodenlock2215]

I really feel like these are the only genuine videos I can watch on KZbin anymore. Everything else is filled to the brim with sponsors and ads and anything else that will get them money. All we need is this, all we need is a quick little video and a well deserved laugh.

[@AtChiaPet]

It’s never too early for *Spoopy Memes!*

[@static555]

Is that sans undertale

[@shuacraft9193]

This is probably the most well executed pun I’ve ever seen

[@aliceinsherlockland]

this is pure genius in so many ways that I don't even want to write about it

[@RocketLauncherSkeleton]

Why does this have so much emotional weight to it

[@SonicPman]

Wait, why does it sound like skin rubbing together if it’s just bones

[@lance6092]

wait That’s illegal

[@tall_prince]

It's so freaking

[@shadew04]

i had to rewatch this video too many times but never in a row

[@mlgproplayer2915]

Wow, that made me reflect about my life... I think I'm going to stop trying to produce potassium using nothing but my bare hands before I end up like him.

[@lenaoxton3999]

Well that punchline sure hit me like a car hitting Brian Family Guy Griffin.

[@Sasquatch_Joe]

Boss: we produce lightbulbs That skeleton: *say sike right now*

[@officerspider7996]

The more times I watch this, the Funnier it gets

[@user-fi7qm1du1j]

Already the best video of 2020

[@glocktane5743]

0:20 Song?

[@someoneman4393]

Boxing Glove from Plok.

[@glocktane5743]

@@someoneman4393 thank you, you are a good man

[@hiskobab8687]

Me: boss I want a raise Boss: how about no. Me: ._. *2 hours later* Me: boss? Boss: what do you want I'm busy Me: no youre not. Boss: What do you mean? *me showing him skin* Me: if you give me a raise. I'll give you skin Boss: . . . Boss: *You're Dubble Hired plush a raise*

[@insertnamehere6659]

...what

[@wilburdemitel8468]

society

[@demenetori7976]

This rattled me down to my bones

[@deviousvillain0621]

This is one of the greatest videos I have ever seen