Seriously tho

[@FreshestCool]

I’m mad about this and I’m not even conservative! I WANT HOT M&MS!! I WANT TO HAVE TO PAUSE MY TV AFTER EVERY M&M COMMERCIAL! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GUESS THE CORPORATE BIGWIGS UP AT BIG M&M THINK ITS TOO DISTRACTING OR SOMETHING! I WANT SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE CANDY!

[@AlfredoSauce_]

Read the desc

[@FreshestCool]

@ I’m going to kiss drew gooden

[@sarcophiliac]

As the token far left I am also incredibly upset by the de-sexyification of the green mnm woman

[@lafayettethebaguette9675]

I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin candies no longer attractive!

[@tamerofroaches]

Me when I hastily generalize.

[@RoryRose_]

me when i treat a joke like a debate

[@FreshestCool]

wait chernobyl?

[@AlfredoSauce_]

Yes

[@santerisnoodles]

can you explain this pls 😭

[@AlfredoSauce_]

It’s more of a shitpost. A lot of conservatives/bigots say things about people on left-wing political sides are “sensitive” and get mad over everything. But about a year ago, the M&Ms company made design changes, including changing the green M&M’s heeled boots, to regular sneakers. Many conservatives were mad because their candy wasn’t hot anymore I guess. I guess it was kind of random for the typical content I make, but I thought it would be funny.

[@santerisnoodles]

@ ohh I see. that’s so strange. people make the most obscure things political

[@herecomes3608]

@@AlfredoSauce_ but hot m&m they had no right to take her from me