server of weird superpowers

shoutout to swood for the bready fazbun model: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...

[@titanictnt7476]

That first guy would actually be god tier at traversing a minefield.

[@sluzy-4479]

Until the claymores show up Edit: oh my god shut up i get it

[@ebinshumate3132]

Oh my god, you’re right, unless of course it’s a proximity mine, but I wouldn’t really count that

[@titanictnt7476]

@@sluzy-4479 Yeah, but in a minefield those are clearly visible to anyone who's not legally blind.

[@voidshattered]

Don't worry guys it's ok meet me over here *BOOM* ... right

[@bioguy8329]

Footsteps won't make a sound either.

[@PRESIDENT_LEMON]

“She has a 99% critical hit chance on Tuesdays while holding an empty beer can” Ah just like my dad

[@nashooo5903]

too soon 😢

[@starscream4812]

Dang

[@notacoolguy5845]

Hug?

[@clown1536]

​@@notacoolguy5845Definitely a hug.

[@Lumeotheceooftheotterkind]

​@@notacoolguy5845I'll take it if nobody does.

[@KIoudy_]

“Let’s fight!” “Can we reschedule for Tuesday?”

[@campbellblahblahsvlog7797]

“And bring some beer, too!”

[@evanclairmont3610]

Yes

[@TramaineDale]

Her power works best if no one knows I would hate running into someone at a bar or asking her digit's in a bar if I am going to die. Her boss battle will be in a bar on a Tuesday I am dead fosho.

[@xl7769]

while i hold a empty beer bottle

[@quianamurphy774]

Lol

[@Bylethisop]

Was not expecting to see the police girl from astral chain so show up lmao

[@MrLuigiBean1]

I know right? Nice to see her though, she's a cool character.

[@mattfrikindies565]

Are you implying you were totally expecting Dave Miller from Dayshift at Freddy's to show up?

[@scalesthecobra9685]

I’m so happy someone else knows what Astral Chain is (and recognized her. Can’t remember the name though-)

[@MrLuigiBean1]

@scalesthecobra9685 I believe her name is Marie Wentz!

[@ConnorKenway1776]

... have you played any legit fnaf games? Youd know its Purple guy, AKA William Afton ​@mattfrikindies565

[@Enneamorph]

“Do you know. What the word ‘UNLIMITED.’ Means.” Is an excellent response

[@ahsan_satriani]

"Fair Point" 🗿👌🏽

[@Lifepassesbysomerly]

Infinite food

[@LamNguyen-qk1dx]

Unlimited protein it is 💀

[@camramaster]

Every empty space is now *rat

[@kaiocrap6965]

Lol

[@alexegbert7274]

Badger back at it with the rare, actually clever loop

[@TheFace89]

Bro unboxed a mythic rarity loop

[@Shirley_Serious]

True. Too many people get praised for crap like "And that's why you...*insert first line of video*".

[@ClockworkBees]

@@Shirley_SeriousI saw one that tried to do that the other day, and the resulting sentence didn’t even make sense.

[@Big_yellow_fruit]

@@ClockworkBees exactly what happens every time

[@QuixoteBadger]

That coughing-into-clenched-fist accidentally resetting the server joke was indeed a perfect transition.

[@DragonLady-cj8dn]

"she has 99% chance of crits while holding empty beer cans on tuesdays" Peak dommy mommy

[@fish.tastes.strange]

her name is Marie Wentz from astral chain incase u wanna do some “research”

[@SukunaJJKaisen]

The 1% Chance she doesn't crit you

[@persnicketyVC]

​@@fish.tastes.strange Legend. Thank you comrade o7

[@red_the_anomaly]

Bro what

[@N1ght.3yes]

“Don’t worry about your textures, sportsy, they’re safe with me!” - aubergine man that steals ur fuckin’ textures

[@VictorOrtiz-xj5pc]

Is that a fucking Dayshift at Freddy’s reference?

[@asagothe_fander]

Please, Dave give me my textures back I wanna be textured

[@user-vj4gh8by8p]

Why hello there old sport

[@fruitpunch_samurai_g]

The 99% chance of a crit holding a beer can on a Tuesday is the most Midwest superpower I’ve ever heard

[@kirbyis4ever]

Reminds me of the guy who got an empowered crit with a twisted tea

[@chamblessrayburn6885]

​@@kirbyis4ever wasn't that a off duty cop who did that?

[@Rageisbackman]

Honestly it could 100% be in either overkill or pokemon

[@Marryjanesbud]

As a hungover midwesterner I can confirm that empty beer cans raise my crit rates on Tuesdays. Weed also raises my CRIT DMG

[@Nerobyrne]

She also has a 100% nat20 chance on charisma checks against me😮

[@crimsondragon2677]

The rat guy be like “I don’t know if there’s a limit, but no sense in not trying to find it.”

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

Truly, the Let'sGameItOut moment of all time.

[@mjsugod1385]

​​@@addison_v_ertisement1678"8 hours later"

[@Leostar-Regalius]

all i can think, is back to dishonored and the rat power you can get

[@ManWithAMask_]

Now if only he could control the rats.

[@gameslayer3976]

@@addison_v_ertisement1678so real

[@nnnnnnnn695]

Wait a minute... freddy with, like, a flintlock would always have bullets explode

[@RustedBuddy5192]

So he just needs to wield multiple flintlocks like Eddy Kenway.

[@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t]

Use badger garand strat, only load one bullet.

[@RustedBuddy5192]

@@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t Whichs leads to moar pings

[@tsukasa-no-douji5089]

That's actually the bases of one of the most op builds in remnant from the ashes. There is a charm that makes the first bullet in every mag do double damage after every reload. With the crossbow that reloads after every shot, 2 rings that increase crit damage and crit rate, and the full hunter set that increases weakspot damage per armor piece equipped, damage is ridiculous.

[@korsak7213]

These sound like side character powers you'd see in a niche shounen anime

[@clintonbehrends4659]

jojo's bizarre adventure stopped being niche a while ago

[@Number1RisottoNeroFan]

@@clintonbehrends4659 The 99% critical hit rate one sounds like some part 8 level stuff

[@RenderingUser]

This loop is beyond perfect. Even made the loop exactly plot relevant

[@_ovum]

1.1k likes no replies let me fix that

[@ninetails0980]

​@@_ovum nooo you got here 14 minutes before me ;-; Oh, he is 1.2k now

[@ninetails0980]

My stupid ass didn't even noticed that the plot made a loop

[@_ovum]

@@ninetails0980 nice

[@BrotherIGuess]

1.4

[@Twistshock]

Hear me out, smaller ketchup bottles.

[@XF_Chaos]

Exactly. No matter what power I had, I’d find a way to optimize the shit out of it

[@EmoCheese-ht1vp]

Make it one drop big

[@neckbeardpaladin]

​@@EmoCheese-ht1vpyeah no, it stacks based on the number of bottles, not the volume of ketchup, so, smaller bottles Edit: Alr for those of you that keep wondering why I said essentially the same thing, I think I wrote that comment at like 3am sleep deprived, I def didn't read op's comment correctly

[@unweonrandom2701]

Wait,but,How would it work with those little ketchup packets?

[@thegreninjagal6808]

@@unweonrandom2701they don’t count, since they’re packets and not bottles

[@WyattDoesStuff]

The physical comedy of holding the word unlimited is weirdly funny to me

[@beaksters]

Unlimited of anything is a super power, take me and my unlimited disappointment *AND* failed potential, that’s a two in one.

[@lukamint6623]

My super power is unlimited olive garden breadsticks and it goes hard.

[@Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya]

"Every full moon, that guy's voice gains autotune and reverb by 1% every 15 minutes."

[@chaosyeshua1137]

SEVENTY-ONE PERCENT ! ! !

[@lukegonzalez5484]

I GOTTA TURN IT BACK ON, CAUSE HE PAID FOR IT

[@jameshendricks9870]

Bro that’s just skulker

[@Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya]

@@jameshendricks9870 Obviously Skulker is in this server, wym

[@moonie7993]

"Whenever that guys opens up a sprite can, two more appear somewhere in the building."

[@andrewclark1645]

That crit hit on a Tuesday while holding a beer can is just a straight up Stand Ability

[@DrKurapikaIsDrowning]

Part 8 type beat lol

[@Maniacman2030]

Just keep an empty beer can around. Exploitable as heck. Would probably be careful though not to hold it until you want to activate crits. Just imagine picking up the can, then stubbing your toe on furniture and accidentally annihilating it because it doesn't have to be intentional to crit.

[@_black_bird]

Feels like a Nen ability with the restrictions

[@LePlatypusBait]

She is from Astral Chain which is basically sci-fi Jojo cops, so it fits

[@sweetieswifey627]

​@@Maniacman2030 if she trips it's game over for her and the ground 💀

[@_Ty_11]

Damn the use of a reset server was a great opportunity for a loop. I’m impressed 😅

[@RoroThechichen]

William Afton causallydancing

[@weirdfairy]

Afton*

[@RoroThechichen]

Yup I spelled it wrong

[@discmanthecdlord]

The dancer behind the slaughter

[@RoroThechichen]

Guys how long am I waiting for a new vid

[@sevtrollz616]

“I’m gonna take away your fucking textures, old sport.”

[@thatguymatt9800]

I have been looking for this comment for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hour's

[@OreoKiller_]

Davy no

[@Mr.wm1]

Why hello there

[@DangerVA]

Dayshift reference on a Badger video is the LAST thing I expected

[@WinterAsked]

​@@DangerVAfr bro

[@Xper1ence0.6]

𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙁𝙖𝙯𝙗𝙪𝙣.....comes with whole bakery

[@yuligamein5502]

Five failed diets at breadys

[@SasukeBonaparte]

I was about to type that

[@AayYoWhatUp]

Yes

[@2532bigboi-uc3kh]

​@@yuligamein5502F: fifty N: nutellas A: after F: friday

[@Seanana_]

Nah nah SHEs got the whole bakery, goddamn

[@thegdplayerlol]

Tbh, this is the best way to loop your videos

[@3lijahvids]

Me if i get the ketchup one: i have ran across the world over 1,000,000,000,000,000 times My friend: its been 1 second man

[@Alpha_2-6]

"You cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism, observe"

[@Xtreme-qk5qg]

We both have the same super power

[@miroz0181]

That's AWEsome 🤣

[@regalblade8171]

Uber autism just makes you immortal but only when you explain something *very* in depth

[@TheRyuSword]

⁠@@regalblade8171, only while you are explaining something in depth. This also is a command grab so there is no escape once the explanation begins.

[@regalblade8171]

@TheRyuSword if someone tries to interrupt you they self-combust

[@fireblade696]

This sounds like a fun Garry’s mod gamemode, everyone gets a weird power. Someone should make it real.

[@___________________________-.-]

I’m just gonna comment here so I get notified when somebody actually makes it

[@druje8872]

True, me too

[@Dude-1234]

@@___________________________-.-same

[@magnusgamer1816]

Yep

[@___________________________-.-]

Bruh, now I‘m getting notified for every other comment here

[@Banana-di5ob]

"That guy can also remove children when he feels threatened"💀

[@turboluck1023]

Fun fact: in most cities if you buy a house you also own some air space up to a certain height

[@amesypop]

i just saw you on a law by mike short above this.

[@turboluck1023]

@@amesypop which one lmao

[@TheAdvertisement]

Why are we not talking about how genius that loop is though

[@blknwhite5846]

it didn’t even loop it just restarted

[@mahdihasan6222]

​@@blknwhite5846exactly. He just reset the server by squeezing his hand

[@LordEmperorBoss]

What loop?

[@JamesEpikMan]

Bro is DELUSIONAL 😭🙏💯

[@tactilecola5709]

idk how the three replies above don't understand that there's a loop going on in this video. Do people think that the video author HAS to start speaking a sentence that is cut off at the end of the video and resumes at the beginning of the video for it to be a loop? like, just because the video doesn't end mid sentence doesn't mean the scenario in the video isn't a looping one...

[@lordpuff]

That crit actually felt like a crit.

[@ncrranger6327]

critical... to the federal government

[@Monotone_Fallen]

@@ncrranger6327 National level threat

[@pandas1910]

Does anyone know who she is

[@kilzfordays]

The Benimaru Crimson Moon sfx is legendary

[@wendigo5678]

@@pandas1910 why u askin

[@DaquaanRowe]

When ever you feel threatened you can teleport someone to the bass pro shops pyramid

[@Nikki-fw9er]

"That guy can remove your source textures when he feels threatened" "Shows fckn William Afton dancing"

[@DigiRex]

The "I never step FOOT on private property" straight up got me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Foreshadowings]

I mean he walk into a bank and rob it cause he didn’t step foot in the bank

[@raditzho]

Yo we have the same profile 😃

[@ROHAN-697]

​@@raditzho me too

[@user-dc1cg4yu8p]

Kkk

[@max_garcia]

I actually want this to become a series. Too specific yet genius and useful

[@azarado_aziago]

It's called Jojo.

[@Maniacman2030]

​@@azarado_aziagoJJBA has crazy powers, but the limitations aren't super goofy or stupid.

[@hellishkid9566]

​@@Maniacman2030what about vitamin c? Where when someone touches the fingerprints it leaves, the victim melts as long as you are in range.

[@killerd54]

My hero academia

[@abodimohbek8507]

I can change the likes to 1k yay

[@MinosPrimeRealThewhen]

I love this guy dude the loops have a lot of effort put into them as well like not that many people do that. I always love his shorts as well and I don’t really even watch shorts that much 69.420% of them are just brain rot.

[@Avrageanim]

"And it's impossible for me to trespass because i never step FOOT on private property" bro's got the point 💀

[@ManicObsevations]

You can almost hear the cogs turning in his brain as he tries to compute the possibilities when he asks, "It stacks?".

[@qwertygamer9561]

basically drinking scp 207 but its a ketchup bottle

[@boom-CM]

"she has a 99% critical hit chance on Tuesday while holding a empty beer can" sounds like the ultimate dommy mommy

[@JayStanworth]

Fr

[@NobodyM.D]

On god.

[@TheDiggity42]

Did Heavenly write this comment?

[@Omega_zenith06]

I SEE GYATTTTTTT❤❤❤

[@aetherisme1785]

Trailer park Nascar dad fr

[@thelegoguykinda]

This should be like a movie where the villain would be the guy who can reset it if he clinches his hand too hard and they have to stop him from doing it

[@TheHirohikoAraki]

Now I know why this video is looped because that superpower can solve everything and has a few drawbacks.

[@jimjimmington1]

imagine being able to spawn like 472 halo 3 rats and then just send them wherever

[@zaynedistasio3632]

I would make see I they would go into m in enemies house and whenever their one just 500 rats spawn out of nowhere freaking them out

[@ChillOne1]

​@@zaynedistasio3632Everyone had a fucking stroke while reading this and died.

[@scp4447]

*starts asserting dominance by spawning rats from my opps adshole*

[@waterbomb9937]

@@ChillOne1me included

[@Randomguy24345]

​@@zaynedistasio3632say this again but in english 😊

[@unwantedtryharding5394]

The server reset into the loop, absolutely genius. Paying attention to the details both make sense as to why he loved Kapkan, and it’s why I love watching Badger’s work.

[@TheBigBadRaven]

They really know how create loops like these.

[@mrstorch5068]

I thought details was Glaz's thing?

[@yaetus1565]

@@mrstorch5068"deetayls"

[@Enemyguitar]

@@mrstorch5068it is, as a glaz main who has seen his intro too many times to count, it’s glaz

[@panzer_tank]

master chief finna hit us with the "i dont know if theres a limit to this, but theres only one way to find out" lets game it out moment 💀

[@CoreGaming-py5wt]

That CRITITCAL HIT sound while wearing headphones is just so satisfying

[@Chargestoneshorts]

I need an entire series on this

[@Spacepelican]

Same

[@celestialchara]

Same

[@user-dm6wh8ul8t]

Pretty much just JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[@Triggermangravy]

Trapped in a video-game isekai storyline but everyone has a "Glitch"

[@snowraptor7]

Same

[@Firesaur-ut9hy]

Hold on. I got one. The guy who can breathe fire, but only underwater

[@ralagorn-6]

Hold a tank of water over your head and spit the hottest fire imaginable. Never gets extinguished immediately bc your technically underwater

[@LittleBirbBoi]

This is the server of WEIRD superpowers not the server of counterintuitive superpowers

[@SlashSlay]

Some heroes are bald. But this one... is boiled lol

[@ryanchong9965]

If it works in a specific way, you can basically force a jet of boiling water despite it being surrounded by lower temperature water, making your attacks invisible and untrackable.

[@ExpandDong420]

​@@ralagorn-6just go out on a cloudy day for the same effect

[@toastii2]

Holding an empty beer can on a Tuesday for a superpower is crazy 💀💀

[@DINOSAURINYOURFRIDGE]

I would watch the heck out of a show like this. Just seemingly normal people that have weird superpowers and try to get uses from them.

[@Insanic_Mechanic]

"It's impossible to make me tresspass cause I never step foot on the property" Genius Edit: Thanks for making this my most liked comment ever!!! Srsly, I never thought I'd get more than like idk 100 likes on this, but 17000????? You guys rock!!!!

[@hassanaffan2954]

Violation of airspace

[@Insanic_Mechanic]

@@hassanaffan2954 ooooh you got a point

[@sam034forever]

@@Insanic_Mechanicwell if your 3 inches off the ground it doesn’t count it just counts if your high in the air not close to the ground ya basically you need to be near a size of a skyscraper to count as violation of airspace

[@GreaterSlimey]

@@hassanaffan2954Is it truly air space, if he isn’t higher than a sky scraper?

[@Insanic_Mechanic]

@@sam034forever yeah that does make sense

[@ClownArc]

"Sportsy, your scaring me." *Removes Old Sport's source texture*

[@this_dude3881]

"God fucking dammit, William." - Jack Kennedy.

[@dark-modedemonbunny103]

I can’t stop laughing I love this

[@hexaphone9417]

Aubergine man strikes again

[@frogslayer6981]

That good ol day shift

[@froggie4514]

SAME LMAO@@SuperPro32021

[@haseef987]

"she has a 99% of critical hit on Tuesday while holding a empty can of beer" ouh hell nah she cosplaying my dad

[@TheAssassinMentor.]

badger should make a whole mini series about this, like full length videos (3 or 4 of them) about this server and how this guy figuers out his power then resets the server, hens forth causing the veiwer to re watch the series cause its an endless loop

[@stuffing09]

That’s actually the best loop I’ve seen, that pause that KZbin does before replaying doesn’t break it at all

[@tactilecola5709]

that's probably because most looped shorts are made by the video author starting a sentence at the end of the video and then having the rest of the sentence play out of the start of the video, but that's avoided here by not looping the video sentence-wise, but instead logic-wise. Some people in the comments of this video seem to think that the former is required for a short to be considered a "loop", and that this short *isn't* a loop somehow, for *some* odd reason that I cannot come up with on my own at the moment.

[@KleeblattSH]

@@tactilecola5709technically *every* short is a loop

[@tactilecola5709]

@@KleeblattSH sure, but then you could just right click on any standard youtube video, hit "loop", and then proclaim you have a looping video, which isn't what people usually mean when they talk about a "loop" in the context of youtube shorts or videos

[@staticbuilds7613]

Pause. There is no pause before playing. Might just be your internet or device reloading the video. Mine is instant

[@AbdielSaikia]

What loop are you talking about?

[@madmouse4465]

Being able to read thoughts, but only if it relates to food. Bam, you just became the best waiter on earth.

[@briansauers9207]

Mfw I hear unclean thoughts about the Thanksgiving turkey

[@antifurryadmiral697]

the stuff I've heard in the minds of Thanksgiving giving turkey lovers..@@briansauers9207

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

​@@briansauers9207NOOO

[@JamesPolymer]

And you never, ever have to worry if your wife/girlfriend says, "Oh, anywhere you want to go for dinner is fine."

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

@@JamesPolymer Until she thinks: I wonder where he'll take me.

[@KoMiSt]

The last power is so perfect and makes this perfectly looped short so much funnier

[@Nothing_to_see_here736]

Doom was having fun petting his “Unlimited” rat.

[@sethmerkitch8554]

HERE TAKE THE HALO3 RAT!

[@JacobLane-yl1oi]

That's master chief

[@johnd5336]

NOBODY is going to talk about the genius on the "restart" cough leading back to the beginning seamlessly? Underrated editing.

[@destroy7569]

Exactly

[@carlovergts02]

I know right?

[@FlittaLink]

clever? yeah. genius? if you lack imagination.

[@lummunition]

i thought it was so obvious, there was no need to mention it

[@maniandbeano]

Why would anybody talk about the entire point of the short

[@Yesnaught]

That is a tragically cursed loop. Everyone's stuck there. Forever.

[@sayanpjlolboon3985]

*tadc song starts playing*

[@artyjnrii]

Except there's a 1/100 chance the girl doesn't get a critical hit and things end differently

[@Aidan_Yao]

Regarding the girl with the 99% Crit Rate, that’s… oddly specific even for this scenario

[@Shiftxzz]

That’s a sub because this is so funny and wholesome and it’s just what I need

[@yum976]

"Yo, why you ourple?" was so seamless

[@Miscboi]

ourple

[@waitwhat3833]

ourple

[@Some-Random-dude23]

Ourple

[@Dan_VeryPoor]

ourple

[@TotallyNotR0213]

Ourple

[@JonesCrimson]

"PICK UP THE CAN." "I will, and then I will drop you as well."

[@bobfakedream8579]

“…”(This is gordon freeman only can speak 😔)

[@darcsparta]

999 likes

[@tomtomkingbenito5998]

Being immune to fall damage is ALWAYS top tier. Also this whole thing radiates Darker Than Black energy with their weird obeisance.

[@Parapsychotic89]

That was clipped perfectly, thank you for the great video you insane bastard!

[@vadepierce4542]

“And it stacks.” *It stacks?!*

[@thepreferreduncle5052]

Make the bottles smaller

[@derrickubay-ubay9503]

Explains why sans can dodge

[@YB-91]

​@@thepreferreduncle5052genius

[@thanathosgodofdeath]

​@@derrickubay-ubay9503lmao

[@kittyluver7733]

​@@derrickubay-ubay9503 Huh, never thought of it like that.

[@PeppinQHonest_Ghetti]

"Yo why are you ourple?" "That guy can remove your sourch textures." *Dave miller dancing*

[@Thetangerineshitheadcalledjack]

Hehe.

[@AStoopidMexicanPerson]

Finally i find other ppl who like dsaf!

[@rehanreza1451]

and why he ourple😂

[@nachonoodlechezz]

Why he ourple?

[@AverageYoutuber981]

Why he ourple tho (we need an answer)

[@Otro_shy_guy_mas]

Ok this is one of the best shorts i see in my life,for not say the funniest

[@NickAndriadze]

TheRussianBadger's superpower is coming up with insanely zany and fun concepts for superpowers.

[@ChaseKent874]

“It’s impossible for me to trespass, cause I never step FOOT on private property” got me rolling all over the ground

[@altharchralaku7224]

Certainly, he cant though

[@quant1ri0]

does his superpower only works on anything that is under him? because theoretically, he can walk on water.

[@RedDwarfCruz]

It's got me rolling 3 inches off the ground

[@Rararaahahromaromamagagaoolala]

​@@quant1ri0 he says he's always above "the ground" so I think if he went in water he would instantly sink, or rather he would never even react physically to being in the water. As he walked from shore to the depths it would be no different from walking on the ground, just downhill

[@TotallyGaming1]

The first guy can be arrested for flying into restricted airspaces

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

I think you'd have to be over the buildings for it to count as restricted airspace The term "flying under the radar" exists for a reason

[@urkittenmew]

Trespassing also isn't limited to the ground

[@QuokkaWaka]

If jumping doesn't count as flying in a restricted airspace then I don't see why this would 🤔

[@evanclairmont3610]

True

[@theregalproletariat]

@@Crimson_Sun2486 Problem is: flying low to avoid radar no longer works

[@Bonnie-BunnyFNAF]

this is probably the coolest thing ive seen on yt shorts

[@littleclover775]

"She has a 99% chance of crits while holding an empty beer can on tuesdays" sounds more like the trait of an alchholic step-dad.

[@GhxstyGxming]

can we just talk about that ABSOLUTLEY GENIUS LOOP TRANSITION IS?!?!

[@brickbot2.038]

Yess! Finally a creative KZbin Shorts loop!

[@domgraham7503]

Finally

[@Berlarge]

@@brickbot2.038may I show you a KZbinr called QdAndy

[@RedGoji]

Not that genius

[@TheOriginalDck]

​@@RedGoji Dumbasses always talk shit for no reason

[@trapnexus7888]

every badger short is like an elaborate but very brief fever dream and i fucking love it

[@Ibrahim-vt4bt]

True bro. It just exists in my mind rent free.

[@St1ccman]

nah it's a fever dream when you drank 12 bottles of alcohol

[@filmforge9030]

I think the ketchup one and the can one would make funny superheroes. Like imagine a superhero who only goes out on tuesdays

[@KidBeastYT]

"every round in his mag is blank but the last is explosive" Double barrel :💀 BFG-50 :🗿

[@Hunter-ld8qt]

“Why hello there old sport, I’m gonna need to borrow your textures”

[@mFishys]

YES

[@wtfunk]

YEAHHHHH

[@NostalgicOccultist]

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH

[@Voidwalker...]

Dave for the 3rd time...STOP STEALING JACKS FUCKING TEXTURES!! STEVEN HAS MISTAKEN HIM FOR YOU MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT FOR!

[@likeapro4242]

I was expecting Peepaw Willy jokes, but DSaF jokes are even better

[@Shaft_Lord]

That fire force sound effect in the critical hit was an eargasm.

[@markmoore7050]

Crimson moon goes unnecessary hard 😂

[@jaydenvalery9066]

“Every time he drinks a bottle of ketchup he gets 10 percent speed” enter sans. If sans has that power well, you already know..

[@Abitscrewycreations]

The way this loops is absolutely perfect. Feels like a time loop, love it.

[@DeadBoneJones]

“Do you know what the word unlimited means” has the same energy as “what if I need 480 napkins to finish my meal”

[@zahramaarouf6751]

fr

[@JamesTeichroeb-tb1ee]

Fr

[@lolthisismyhandlenow]

rF

[@rorvgames6491]

fR

[@YourAverageGamingChannel120]

Role feal

[@what_the_hec]

"she has 99% chance of crits while holding empty beer cans on tuesdays" *explodes violently*

[@williamamory6358]

If the explosion weren’t violent I’d be surprised. Ever seen a peaceful explosion?

[@Tip.3245]

​@@williamamory6358*anime lolies peacefully summoning nukes* Me asf: yeh i think

[@Chaos13289]

😂😂😂

[@connorcclarke]

I like a woman that will actually just kill me

[@hippo5748]

that 1% chance 💀💀

[@JaydenRapana]

The way the guy pets his lil rat 😢

[@Mahamud50]

She really said "kokusen"

[@MrColbster94]

These are so specific and situational they're basically what jojo stands turned into in the more recent stories.

[@MarkStillPlays]

bro used bite the dust😭😭

[@lockl00p27]

Me when I have to be above someone to make it so that once they get hurt someplace they get a mark and I can control the part that has that mark (very unsituational):

[@RedstoneManiac3]

She also got a 99% full bakery dawg

[@ValTheVillain]

the other 1% belongs to bready fazzbun

[@ddorgo]

😐

[@PRchris13]

Btw, where is the model from )?

[@tiredblue_]

​@@PRchris13 for research purposes ofc

[@mr.sinbad1855]

​@@PRchris13 its from the game astral chain

[@erickthomas6133]

The resetting the server line was actually pretty clever

[@TheSoulGage]

This is like My Hero's quirk system gone horribly wrong in a LSD trip.

[@kingboohoo]

The ending is a genius way of making this video a perfect loop

[@Ultimate-Primal]

Agreed

[@Mr.Entity303]

Word

[@MrJlee93]

agreed

[@GamerMXM]

Facts

[@papurrito4758]

Fazbun could be a menace with a musket, where you have to reload after each shot

[@Unknownhorrorofhoxxes]

Give him a smoothbore pistol and see what happens He won’t miss because it’s explosive but what kind is it also random We talking fire cracker Ac 130 Or nuclear Maybe even a type of explosion we don’t even know exists?

[@pi7855]

a blunderbus. Bore-Loaded Explosive Blunderbus. Infinite Recoil.

[@janapavlikova4553]

Wait that's really smart

[@beckytyler6010]

A cannon or a single shot tank

[@josuedelacruz6055]

Wait want happens with a rocket launcher?

[@Diakoptes__]

i hate how fucking good this short is/ honestly badgers motion capture just reminds me so much of RvB humor

[@yassintino2010]

that breddy fazbun ability would actually be insane on a battlefield

[@dragonwolfy7599]

It's amazing that he knows every super power in the server with no hesitation like it's your average Tuesday.

[@iloveeggsandbacon]

thats his other superpower

[@282wafa]

Which game is this

[@RandomPybro]

well it was tuesday

[@artsyscrub3226]

@@iloveeggsandbacon That's no fair why does he get two!

[@iloveeggsandbacon]

@@artsyscrub3226 thats his other superpower too!

[@aqn01]

"99% to critical hit while holding empty beer can, on Tuesdays " sounds like yugioh card's description

[@louisrobitaille5810]

How can you confuse Tuesdays and Thursdays when it's written on screen 🧐?

[@gaminggator37]

Convinced yt shorts kids are brain dead

[@jamgrams3244]

​@@louisrobitaille5810 10 seconds is a long time on the internet

[@fuery.]

​@@louisrobitaille5810 He's probabrbyl dyslexic, don't judge

[@LsIQIs2K]

@@fuery.yh u cant assume cos its oppressive

[@That_Balsa_BlockOfWood824]

My superpower is that anything I draw comes to life, but if I want to get a car by drawing it, I would have to draw it on a huge piece of paper

[@user-vl2lp5iy6c]

I love how he makes the weirdest powers actually good.

[@medinasephera]

99% crit chance? Bethesda:

[@luckpazzez]

thatds me

[@BroncoBilly10]

hmmmmmmm i approve

[@Carvedfool879]

If it isn’t 100% it’s 50%

[@josephchoi3500]

Unlimited Halo 3 Rat? Ideas: “Rat Sword” “Rat Bomb” “Server Crasher” “RATPG”

[@CarsonMcclellan-ur2qg]

Unlimited Halo 3 rats THE PLAGUE

[@user-kq2lm4cf9k]

rat nukes

[@annchronic2979]

Rat gun

[@Ryuuu6581]

RAT Ram Air Turbine

[@surveycorps4403]

Spawn rat inside a person

[@ilovedogs5479]

My weird superpower: able to consume food infinitely without the stomach getting full

[@lonetile]

My superpower is creating an empty parking space right next to my destination.