Set 5, Game 10 [09.05.22] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson

[@NoMoreJockeys]

ℹ Turning on subtitles may help 👃 Which sense would you voluntarily get rid of? 📺 Watch The Horne Section TV Show afterwards: channel4.com/programmes/the-horne-section-tv-show

[@cafeplastique890]

Knowing when you need a wee is a sense, isn't it? I thought about that the other day because I know someone who has a trouble with that one. Runs to the loo all the time for nothing but also frequently wets his pants nowadays. He hates that. Now that is one sense I'd very much like to keep. I'd let go of the sense that tells me I'm hungry. I'd only eat when I feel like it and not because some inner complaint department is nagging me. Trying to lose a few kilos anyway.

[@benkolya]

Appreciated the hands off your face in the show, don't think I'll ever mind a NMJ reference

[@simonw560]

To steal a line from TM contestant, Dara OBrien, I would get rid of my sense of decorum.

[@driten123]

Just started watching, but could it be that Key chose the Phone option instead of "Wifi or Cellular" when connecting the audio? Sounds like it anyway...

[@misterquark]

i know its a year late but i do want to speak from below the line here that gollum was held captive in barad-dur, sauron's fortress. of course that opens the thorny question of what exactly constitutes a castle, but i think the bridge is there waiting to be crossed

[@skyinsession]

key's on fire here, he's chasing every ball

[@mrfreeman1995]

You know the impromptu song is a bop if Horne is writing lyrics to it! Usually he stays well out of it

[@danniantagonist]

Did anyone else BTL squeal with delight when Tim said "hands off your face" at Horne on the Horne Section TV show?? 🤣🤣

[@BudBonkerson]

This truly is, when you really think about it, an Alex Horne Friday

[@leona6455]

Is there still a vacancy in number 10? I say we give him a go. Then the takeover will be complete.

[@hannahprose]

As one of many in the legion, I'm thrilled with today's outcome! Love these guys, especially Tim.

[@leemartindale3149]

Good to see the Corporal waving his extremities around like there's no tomorrow.

[@rob_beaumont]

Good to see the Corporal make an appearance again!

[@tomphillips606]

It's not a bad character that

[@nathan87]

@@tomphillips606 Count Binface agrees

[@SeanS102]

he's looking well

[@trishking6343]

Alex learning gameplay from Key, 'is there someone called...'. Thanks gents. Love it. Let's go Key-Legion.

[@itselisha222]

How quickly we forget Mrs. Mop.

[@eoghanbrady]

The Keygion, if you will.

[@BodywiseMustard]

Indeed - Alex was the very first to say "Is there someone called..."

[@sackclothandashes998]

This is the start of Key’s comeback, I can feel it

[@infiniteintermission2310]

Ah! The disappointment in Alex’s face when he understands what Tim has spent his 90 seconds doing 🤓

[@noe9250]

7:03 this is the moment I come back for

[@drayts]

Love to see corporal making his debut, hoping that his catchphrase is also “Suck it up, Sergeant!”

[@thomasthomasson2319]

i've had the song at 4:00 stuck in my head all the way through this series of Taskmaster

[@emmajean8631]

And there's no one to blame but Nick Mohammeddddddd

[@thomasthomasson2319]

@@emmajean8631 he sets my heart aflame it's Nick Mohammed!

[@earldizon8532]

One of the best Tim Key entrances ever

[@adamgough9333]

Lovely play by Key. The set lives on!

[@jessesutton7985]

I suppose sense of smell could go in a pinch. Don't think I've said it in awhile but man do I love this game! Pleasantly amazed it's kept on as long as it has.

[@bearhustler]

I was surprised to hear that Alex is going into "I'm a Celebrity". The papers don't seem impressed.

[@laurae2562]

I was so happy when mark went out lol. NMJ please don’t leave me now.

[@_trbr]

Alex could’ve challenged on Mutola being older than Key but for some reason decided it’s more likely that she’d be to a castle. Big W for Key

[@misterquark]

i just discovered no more jockeys and i dont mind if i do

[@bearhustler]

Welcome BTL Sarah.

[@HarrisonsFord]

Big if.

[@gryrabild]

Key, the subterranean people’s champion, doing the dang thing today! Go Key!

[@NoukSilver]

A long-awaited win for Herr Key. Well done, Timmy. Btw, has anyone told you you look like the psychologist in the new Horne Section TV show? It's uncanny.

[@stuffandthat157]

I could well have never known that existed if it wasn't for this game and this comment

[@benedictnothing]

A great cameo of "hands off your face" on there too.

[@NoukSilver]

@@stuffandthat157 It's only been online for a day. There's some fun cameos in there. Enjoy!

[@CR0SBO]

I've got to say it, and I mean no offence in the slightest, but it really is good to be here with you all, below the line today. No pun intended.

[@DarkHarlequin]

5:58 Horne realizing Key just spent the full 90 seconds of his challenge looking up a website that creates young pictures of famous paintings... 😄😄

[@Gimpyjoe]

Having a tough time imagining Marco Polo anywhere other than in a castle. When he isn't off exploring that is.

[@tjnicholas]

Famously driving a ship along the Silk Road…

[@bearhustler]

You can visit his house in Venice but not sure you can go in so no toilet action.

[@ColinHall]

Given the choice, I would most certainly get rid of the sense of existential dread. Or maybe taste.

[@BodywiseMustard]

There's no accounting for taste.

[@davelangford2439]

That result has made my week

[@robpayne1473]

When you really think about it, a high class and enjoyable game. Best for a while. Thrilled to see a W for Key.

[@JtisHISno1]

Now my Friday can begin!

[@DasIstDerMars]

I can't believe they missed the chance to punish Watto for Marco Polo who stayed a lot of his time in palazzos.

[@Peteroranje]

Are palaces castles though?

[@Wolfer1OOO]

A palace is very much not a castle, it's a palace! Spelt completely differently and surprisingly sounds it too!

[@csurname]

and has a surname that's a TV show

[@leona6455]

The most pressing question concerns the identity of the famous person met twice in four days by Timmy?

[@Peteroranje]

Based on his non verbal communication it was Ainsley Harriott. Everyone has a tell.

[@leona6455]

You're so right, Peterorange, don't know how I missed that.

[@barnaclefelching4079]

If it wasn't Ed the Duck I'd be very suprised

[@una_10bananas]

Love the corporal

[@jamiebellingerphoto]

Colin and the Beanstalk ended me.

[@ColinHall]

I was young and needed the money.

[@callumstubley9265]

None of the boys fancied Jill sounding like The Bill?

[@csurname]

it ain't a surname. 'Jill' itself is a TV show.

[@anthonyi7284]

No More Jockeys is never lame with Nick Mohammed

[@comface]

Feels like Tim wiped the floor with them today and I don't mind it.

[@BodywiseMustard]

If that's a glaring spoiler in a top level comment I'm going to kill you

[@Darthyoof]

Spoilers

[@Shift8YawnsShift8]

The cat bin lady is called Mary Bale. Remember the name!

[@neilmeadowcroft7569]

That last challenge from Horne had the hint of a deliberate self sabotage to gift Key the win. Still, good to see Key given a glimpse of hope.

[@JonCoffeeRobot]

Does Mert Aksac sound like Art Attack?

[@OscillatorSink]

I'd say so.

[@OscillatorSink]

It's doubt he'd have walked for it though, thinking about it some more.

[@dylanwilliams5801]

holy shit... this episode had me in pieces 10 minutes in. thanks guys.

[@prinpi]

The new Watson-with-a-bin-on-his-head character is great. Reminds me of Joe Lycett's character Mr. Wibbly Wobbly

[@duxsilvae]

Wasn't Marco Polo mostly known for traveling over land?

[@JustinMcJustin]

Ah yes, Marco Polo, famous for exploring the Silk... River.

[@csurname]

He mostly used swimming pools

[@JustinMcJustin]

@@csurname Pretty sure that was his son, Marco Water Polo. Marco Sr just carried a big mallet.

[@albl247]

Feel like some challenges were missed. Pacman's name definitely sounds like Batman, which is a TV show. Good game though!

[@NoukSilver]

Does Pac rhyme with bat?

[@albl247]

@@NoukSilver does bacon rhyme with bake off? It didn't need to rhyme, only to sound like it. It's moot anyway, wouldn't have changed the game's outcome

[@csurname]

His surname is Man.

[@trbjrnjnssn]

I see this is your first episode of NMJ. Yes, there will often be categories that are missed and forgotten. Over.

[@devilsivy777]

What a bloody relief

[@csurname]

7:44 Keith Totp might want a word

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

If I was Horne I would never ask Key to do the work ever again, he must be taking the mick, surely 😂

[@prinpi]

You do realize that this is edited

[@ohmy255]

An essential w for Key, and I, for one, don't mind it

[@britishhedgehog]

Happy to be part of the Legion

[@bearhustler]

The Southern Sarahs, The Cesspit Gems, The Nuisance Penguins. Are there any others ?

[@una_10bananas]

@@bearhustler I think at some point we were some kind of dolphins and possibly shapes

[@britishhedgehog]

BTL is the classic

[@jomeyer9892]

(hoots of laughter)

[@leona6455]

I flippin loved that

[@pbjbagel]

Mark looks quite nice and peaceful with a trash can for a hat imo (24:05).

[@csurname]

25:22 The Buzzcocks

[@occono3543]

The drinking glasses give Alex a Professor vibe sometimes

[@barnaclefelching4079]

Professor of vibes

[@philh5292]

Tim was a little lucky with Gollum. Definitely a recent TV show called Gotham (based around Batman's Gotham City) that it sounds like. The topic was 'surnames', and I think Gollum was more of a nickname, so Tim may well have dug in. But definitely a challenge, and conversation, to be had over it.

[@SgtLion]

Definitely a CTB. Hardcore Tolkien fans would argue that Gollum was almost a different entity from his previous life, and it was his true name. Gotham would've been a good shout though.

[@sammich3000]

You could also say that gollum was most definitely in a castle when he was interrogated by your friend and mine, Sauron

[@JDNization]

'No more proof of being in a castle' and then naming Smeagol was a bold choice by Old Mumma Flyboy, but truth be told I can't think of Gollum being in a castle. Fortress, ruined city and watchtower maybe, but a castle? If Watto's work was any clearer there would have been some arguments.

[@itselisha222]

One of the great lures.

[@patterickjb]

We missed a potential debate as to whether or not Barad-dûr is a castle

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

Is it smeagle or golum?

[@JDNization]

@@patterickjb It’s definitely debatable, but Tolkien never calls it a castle. That would be my argument.

[@JDNization]

@@michaelcolbourn6719 Same character

[@pantherette113]

Keyinators took a huge W today

[@jonaslejon9975]

I'm thinking Marco Polo must have been in a castle or two in his day....

[@sianaitken9266]

Nick Mohammed for Taskmaster!

[@adgf_id]

Get in there Key

[@josssbo]

Key, as praefectus of your legion, I know that dub was coming.

[@kmg43]

Someone, quickly, write a short story called “Colin and the Beanstalk”!

[@csurname]

on it

[@norsemark]

Wait. "Jill", but no challenge on it sounding like "The Bill"?

[@barnaclefelching4079]

To see Mert get another run out, well, I farted in the excitement

[@Targaff]

Surely Horne was thinking of Steve Tobolopowsky of the Tobolopowsky Files podcast...

[@crimsonkatanaz]

Was golem not pictured in minas morgul, does that count as a castle?

[@leemartindale3149]

I don't mind if I do......game on!

[@bek3535]

Big if

[@PaddyRoon7]

Bit wonky those glasses, prob need new frames.

[@julianlineham]

At last! We’ll done, Key…

[@samuelcardwell577]

I think I'd argue that Barad-Dur was a *kind of* castle and that Gollum definitely had a spell in the ole tower, but I doubt if Key's walking for that. If the category had been 'no more been in a tower' you'd be in business.

[@samuelcardwell577]

Let's not get into the fact that Marco Polo famously travelled really quite a long way by land, it was very much his thing.

[@trbjrnjnssn]

When you really think about it Mark, if you lose your sense of smell, you also lose most sense of taste (you just have the basic sweet, salty, sour, bitter and “umami” left). Over.

[@jasonwallerart]

Jill sounds like the bill

[@Rosalind-butNotThatOne]

....do English people pronounce "Holmes" as "Homes"?

[@csurname]

the question of our nightmares

[@swhitehouse]

bring back the Corporal!

[@Kompoism]

Bye everyone! \o/

[@jht22222]

I know he was eventually exonerated, but it isn’t any wonder, really, that the corporal was discharged in the first place.

[@ZipZapRap1981]

I don't like egg. Not much of an egg man.

[@BodywiseMustard]

SPOILER Not only is it incredible boring when someone goes out due to too many challenges, but Key should have been out long ago due to castles

[@sarika.h]

Category Spoilers duel Timmies Victoria Pendleton/Mr Bean no more shown on horse and bike Henry VIII no more shown in a castle Dan Petrescu/Richard Bacon no more surnames sounding like TV shows Golum no more names with “log” or “gol” Jill (nursery rhyme character) no more found with anyone called Jack Jack (nursery rhyme character) no more known for a fall Mr. Whippy no more names = 75% consonants Marco Polo/Ferdinand Magellan/Christopher Columbus no more primarily travelled by boat Pac-Man no more currently ineligible to vote Mert Acsac no more men Jane Austen no more number of letters divisible by 5 ~ ineligible to vote … Watson out Mary Bale no more older then Key Maria Mutola no more “Supreme Physical Specimens” ~ failed castle challenge … Horne out Key wins Set 5 Game 10 everyone seemed in a very jovial mood tonight and we learned Key’s dream women is Goldie Hawn

[@freddiehorsethick2530]

I think Horne might have been unfairly taken out here, usually it's Key. Fantastic shit either way

[@slothrr776]

Goldie Hawn starts with the exact same three letters as Gollum for crying out loud!

[@philh5292]

That's probably why she was one of the first names Tim thought of as his 'name another' for Gollum. I was thinking of someone called Logan - first name or surname - as Tim said it could be 'log' backwards or forwards. But it makes sense he'd first try to think of another name beginning Gol.

[@slothrr776]

@@philh5292 oh I misheard, I thought that was a turn!

[@VinceCaramel]

The unnamed celeb that Tim bumped into twice in four days was actually your friend and Keys, the Corporal. I'm sure none of you saw that one coming, the Corporal certainly didn't. 🦾🪣🤳