No More Jockeys: Live - Game 4 [08.05.21] (with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson)

[@s0mniosidae]

Clippy is genuinely one of my favourite plays in No More Jockeys history.

[@LOCKEYJ]

Thanks for spoilers

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

@@LOCKEYJ if you read the comments before watching the video and don't want spoilers you're dense.

[@timbatrombone]

I think they could have drawn a recognisable picture of it

[@dydreemblvr]

@@michaelcolbourn6719 To be fair to OP, when it's the top comment, right under the video, one might not be able to avoid seeing it. I consider it a teaser rather than a spoiler :)

[@jakedenneyfilms]

I think there’s a big opportunity in NMJ to play anthropomorphic inanimate objects more often. Lumiere, Pocahontas Tree Grandma, Roger Bannister from The Young Ones, the list goes on…

[@goawayimsleeping509]

9:33 And thus, a new Taskmaster task was born.

[@sidleyparkhermit6391]

For the love of god, someone buy Watson some fidget cubes.

[@johnjames2397]

Anyone else think Alex was finally being defiant by leaving his hands on his face, nope, just Buckinghamshire broadband.

[@myserious_record2774]

Exactly what I thought. I thought he was asserting dominance.

[@zcreig]

Genuinely thought why isn't Key making more of this because I thought I saw micro movements from Horne thinking it was a power move but no. Turns out it was just the countryside WiFi issues again

[@CorinneDemyanovich]

Just watching this and remembering in the live how long Key's explanation of his first category was... something you can roast, no, something you can roast on a Sunday and it be alright, no something you can roast with onions on a Sunday and it be alright, no a stew?? XD

[@MadcapShambleton]

...that you can eat with onions and your parents.

[@franksimon8375]

Braggart

[@barbaricviking]

"Yeah, that's a normal Sunday!" ^_^

[@beckyfox2477]

Still not over Key snatching defeat from the jaws of victory but when you think about it was a bloody good game. Rabbits, clippy, deteriorating rainbows - it had everything! 😂💎🌈🐰📎

[@tango2465]

key realising horne had frozen at 2:53 is joyous

[@Goosetube12345]

yeah fair play I like that

[@gretacwink8659]

Alex Horne. No more people who, when you're really honest with yourself, and have a really good think about it, bring you enormous joy on a regular basis. Name another? Mark Watson and Tim Key

[@bujuminodstrom2076]

Bleh. Sycophant

[@franksimon8375]

If by regular you mean they randomly stop once in a while

[@Jesse-lv2yo]

Challengé. Alex Horne holds something with two hands for his job. (Also, as we all know, is at least two feet shorter than his associate)

[@danopticon]

I really must introduce this game to my stomping partners.

[@WickedWickedJaymezIsMassive]

If you think about it. They will probably like it.

[@rkah6187]

@@WickedWickedJaymezIsMassive Big if.

[@samc7634]

Ever since watching this live I've been trying to ingrain the phrase "stomping partners" into society.

[@googleuser859]

Oh, you watched live.... WOW, well done, I wish I was you.

[@una_10bananas]

The whole tongue-sticking-out-rabbit thing had me going THIS WAS LIVE

[@2411td]

For those wondering. It's a case of No More: Writers Actors Dancers Blondes Athletes Singers Comedians People from Leeds Politicians Italians News readers Game show hosts Poets Designers Finns Saxophonists Royals Reality show winners Verbs Alternative names Double-barrelled surnames Snooker players Shortened names Consecutive first letters Steeplejacks People from Ohio People whose names are made up of two forenames People only known by a single name Names with the letter e Black metal guitarists Division two players (1980-1990) Whose names are food Eurovision winners Jockeys

[@Erdenshire]

I'm tremendously sorry, but the unicorn mug truly must be "bop bop", it just pops that much more.

[@carrots1550]

Lots of rabbit-challenges but not a single rabbit. Watto's whole category was a "lyure"!

[@Peteroranje]

Alex actually used 'its a lure' on Taskmaster this week. Crossover!

[@J.L.Media.]

22 seconds in and I’m already laughing and pausing to comment. “Horne is naked by all accounts” 😂

[@haydon524]

Dean Gaffney's stomping partner is Wellard, unquestionably a different size. Outrageous miss

[@adamhenley8295]

Isn’t Wellard the stomping partner of the soap character that Dean played? Not sure anyone would walk on that one

[@myserious_record2774]

This game was so much fun to watch especially the whole live. M'Horne having no idea what is happening half the time with is Buckinghamshire boardband, Tim trying asserting "dominance", amazing plays by all of them and Marks big ass plant pot which I hope he still has. Standard NMJ game.

[@RavenWinters87]

I really like the concept of stomping partner. - This really was the Rabbit game though. Hope we get some more Specials/Live shows.

[@HamzaDarby]

Was nice hearing that first minute which was on Mute for the Live Show 🤣

[@thomaskuzma4360]

To be dressed as a Jockey, he officially is Little Alex Horne

[@justinelouise2655]

So glad to be able to witness the debut of Doop Doop Unicorn Flask

[@catmannersScaryCatLady]

Outstanding efforts, all round. Boop boop!

[@Nick-mr8uw]

This has got to be the most incoherent game of NMJ to exist. And you know what? I'm alright with that.

[@MadcapShambleton]

Not having seen all of them, I wholeheartedly concur! (Were you at the livestream - a brilliantly incoherent marathon!)

[@esd357]

I'm about 6 months behind on NMJ, and this is more unhinged than the early pandemic games at the start

[@jamesgiles8270]

Let’s get dinky donk back in on the guest spot

[@nathan87]

Loved this episode! One minor request: I would really love if you could keep rotating the music because it really helps keep it fresh, gives each episode a slightly different feel. We've had Suite Bergamasque a few times now (and I'm sure it's appeared in the past, too). I completely understand if this is a copyright thing but I did enjoy having new music each week. Edit: just realised actually, this seems to be the music of choice on specials/non-set games.

[@suouuo3257]

This is my first time watching this, and I have no idea what's happening 😂

[@izzyw2089]

Don't worry, that's how most of the long-haulers feel too 😂

[@savagehenry8286]

I for one will be first in line for tickets to NMJ the musical: Pitstop’s Revenge. That’s providing my new legs are working by then. Any plans to release some of the songs sung in NMJs as an album?

[@loscheiner]

They should start a twitch account and stream these live.

[@benenticott3266]

Ok I’ve just quite literally got a nosebleed from laughing at “nobody who’s best friend is a totally different size to them”. Luckily no blood has dripped into my bowl of cheerios

[@bujuminodstrom2076]

gross

[@joshcryer2679]

*Rice Krispies that are actually Coco Pops

[@boozeshmooze6731]

When he said Phil Daniels was someone that they haven't had before, it made me think that a great topic would be "No one who has ever been used in a previously aired game of No More Jockeys".

[@VideoNozoki]

They have done that before. (Key used it to start the game a while back.) It was great!

[@boozeshmooze6731]

@@VideoNozoki Ah alright, had slipped my mind. I'm usually drunk at 4 A.M. in Canada when this goes up, so I don't remember all of the categories, just like Snap, Crackle and Pop.

[@VideoNozoki]

(username checks out♪) Set 3 Game 7 (19 of November 2020) Key: "Penelope Pitstop, No more people that we've had before." *One of the most SHOCKING and GENIUS plays of the game so far. A moment that will go down in history! Cheers -

[@neilmeadowcroft7569]

Paul not Phil.

[@SixteenJacobsCreams]

Funny thing is I was certain they have had him before. He's actually appeared twice already.

[@SeeSpeakHear]

Horne you maniac; those are Coco pops!

[@Izzno]

We're at a crossroad now really when you think about it. I'll be waiting for next Friday with excitement.

[@dalveenakorotana8158]

I've watched the first 3 sets. On to the 4th set now. Also watched all the Christmas and Live specials. Can't wait to join the live this Friday! First Live! Woohoo!

[@PaddyRoon7]

Clippy + No more proof of social life has got to be the most mental combo of name and category in NMJ history

[@sophiusdynami3401]

Another inspiration for a taskmaster task....

[@leslieedwards6833]

🎵 whose tongue is out for the longest 🎵

[@drwoo6090]

Tim Key looked particularly handsome, this week! 🥰

[@RobynJG]

worth watching this just for the closed captions!

[@J.L.Media.]

Can you use the black space on screen to keep tabs on how many challenges you’ve got?

[@J.L.Media.]

It’s important

[@reelkonversationswithryank4945]

Missed Challenge: Where's Wally / Waldo... no record of his social life.

[@nathan87]

I was wondering about this one, actually. Wally/Waldo is only ever depicted with lots of people.

[@reelkonversationswithryank4945]

@@nathan87 - I thought about that, but since every picture we have seen of him is in a book, for people to buy, of which he is the star or named character, I would have argued that these pictures are for work, not social purposes. :)

[@ianlappin]

@@reelkonversationswithryank4945 in the books there are also a number of other characters to find, including Wilma, Wenda and Wizard Whitebeard - his friends. And you'd have to say, in the Where's Wally animated tv show, he certainly spends a lot of time with them.

[@ianlappin]

Just occurred to me that his dog Woof, is certainly much smaller than him and would definitely be considered a stomping partner.

[@reelkonversationswithryank4945]

@@ianlappin - Nah. They are all at work together. Their "characters" are friends in the fiction that is created to sell product. I don't think they socialize. Hahahaha.... amazing that we are having a conversation about the social lives of fictional characters. Who will walk first.

[@samuelcardwell577]

My only disappointment is that nobody was made to draw anyone!

[@JackFlash23]

“The 100th Centenary”

[@Goosetube12345]

19:55 Do you think anyone at Channel 4 is watching this stuff?

[@twentythree2372]

No secrets, it's just fire. - Tim Key 2021

[@leona6455]

'My ipad is balancing on my perrier' was also a magnificent quote

[@SerendipityChild]

Mark is so cool: a sea anchor to the chaos. And he knows rabbits are lapine :)

[@oceanknives]

Saw this game live but sadly had to leave before the end -- it went well over midnight (1am my time) and I had an early final in the morning

[@sammich3000]

Well, I’ve seen Horne dressed as a minion and I have to say, I’ve enjoyed it

[@ethanwatkins6780]

Absolutely love to see an aperol spritz pop up so late in the game

[@Gimpyjoe]

I reckon you could roast a wolf and it wouldn't be the worst Sunday of the year.

[@pollyballance1768]

Loving marks rohog trophy in the background

[@PCampbell361]

Hate to be "that guy" but She Who Must Be Obeyed was Ayesha not Medusa wasn't it? Nevertheless, I don't mind it

[@ohanra5003]

They're not even Rice Crispies

[@neilmeadowcroft7569]

Precisely, no wonder we couldn't hear the sound. Shoddy.

[@mrfreeman1995]

Anyone else struggling to find details about Where’s Wally’s social life?

[@dankeeling603]

Does Wally have a documented social life?

[@emilybitzel7242]

LOVE. opening with Jessica Rabbit sets an amazing tone

[@Jesse-lv2yo]

Question: Who of the NMJ boys would be Snap, Crackle, and Pop, respectively? I'm having trouble deciding.

[@julianlineham]

Excellent game - I can see rabbits being pulled out of the hat in future

[@flourish815]

I wish Mark had said that searching for Pele holding a rabbit was in the lapin of the Gods.

[@chorltoncollegeofarts7681]

I thought the same!!

[@bujuminodstrom2076]

you could not be lamer. i hate you as a human

[@enricoshyster]

I thought the exact same at first but now i think watto purposefully didnt say it so that some of us below the liners could feel clever thinking of it ourselves hahaha

[@connorwhite94]

You just know when someone says “oh yeah…”, it’s about to go down.

[@BodywiseMustard]

Leaderboard was wrong. Would be =2

[@akp0583]

does Richard Osman watch no more jockeys???

[@Jnoooooo]

Snap, crackle and bop bop.

[@silsonsteve]

Those glasses make Tim look like he's having an allergic reaction

[@psychosissafari]

from the thumbnail I thought Alex was dressed as Wolverine

[@TheLucindabelle]

Watto's top may say Polaroid on it, but Alex guessed mine. My jumper says pineapple on it!!

[@epsleon]

I'm surprised they didn't get Horne on Dean Gaffney. I'm pretty sure he's over 2ft taller than Wellard.

[@joeeyaura]

How do you not challenge boo boo with a rabbit?

[@robertquigley8119]

Photograph

[@Jesse-lv2yo]

Was not expecting Alex to look like a minion twice in this series

[@Neddoest]

Statistically speaking, I can’t be the only person who’s watched multiple episodes of this and still has no idea how to play.

[@pmdave05]

I was seething at the time, and I'll have a good seethe now too

[@WickedWickedJaymezIsMassive]

Someone needs to get in contact with Clippy's stomping partner. I'm sure Bill Gates can help Clippy out with that work life balance issue.

[@DancingVioleta]

mark looks really good in that sleeveless tee i must say

[@Goosetube12345]

Of course its that way up lego Watson

[@franksimon8375]

The abacus (sp) joke ftw

[@berserkbroadcasting7834]

No more people with out a social media presence Mark: Wally

[@pinnball7992]

no more no more jockeys?

[@squeezyjohn1]

Also ... do all three of you think that Wally from Where's Wally has a social life you can find on the internet??? Your obsession with rabbits has made you forget all the other categories!

[@AaronsGames]

How did key get away with Frank Lampard? It’s divisible by 3!

[@paulquaife7974]

I thought horne was dressed as wolverine

[@MonologueMusicals]

Special guest Mark Watson

[@nataliehinchliffe3939]

17:37 good lord

[@flourish815]

Richard Osman stomping partner?

[@VideoNozoki]

Sumudu Jayatilaka's 5'2" (Richard Osman's 6'6") pretty large difference (but they separated) Alexander Armstrong is 5'11" (so not that big a gap)

[@neilmeadowcroft7569]

He didn't play Osman in the end did he? Reverted to Frank Lampard.

[@stephlivegigs3587]

How does one watch these live (if they do other live versions)?

[@passonyourpostcode]

Follow any of them on social media and they'll share a link to buy tickets when/if they do another live show. Tickets are sold by Dice.

[@stephlivegigs3587]

Thank you!

[@samclark3085]

I'd love to see Richard Osman's reaction to Alex breaking his House of Games trophy

[@JDNization]

I doubt he cares. The prop department make them in bulk.

[@DancingVioleta]

hey at least he didn’t smash it to pieces like james acaster did with his lol

[@carlgreder1422]

Here's hoping rabbit becomes a mainstay

[@patitoshore]

Aren't they tied second, not tied third? Just saying

[@sebastiandangerfield9462]

No. If two horses tie for first place the next horse is third. Because it crossed the line third (not sure why I went with horses. Maybe it’s the jockeys thing. Applies to humans too...)

[@patitoshore]

@@sebastiandangerfield9462 but two horses aren't tied for first are they? Watson is first with 2 points. Key and LAH are tied on 1 point (second to cross the line). Innit

[@sebastiandangerfield9462]

@@patitoshore Oh yeah, lol, you’re right. It’s one horse (or person if you prefer I suppose) in first place, then two crossing the line second. Ive heard what you’ve had to say, and I stand, indeed, corrected (in the end)

[@patitoshore]

@@sebastiandangerfield9462 I've heard what you have to say and I liked it

[@jeffersonrodriguez8081]

Minion Horne

[@colmhughes3303]

Bring back DinkyDonk or so help me god

[@craig1e12]

Coco pops

[@Yaxchilan]

Love.

[@mcsjenkins1]

Seething down here. OVER

[@TVesters]

The unicorn vs the minion vs the Bear

[@wu-tanggenerator9711]

I really wish someone said Ben Stokes because there’s a goldmine of him with the old bunnies

[@Shmiguelly]

Is this Set 4 or is it a mini series for the fun of it?

[@JanG_GC]

Edited versions of the live games they've done.

[@lnfreeman]

This game seems to have evolved past the post-modern NMJ into self-parody.

[@kelpkelp5252]

Bop Bop Unicorn Mug.

[@iangallears3245]

When I stop and think about it I'm concerned about Watto's insistence on boop boop. It's just like the creative differences which tore The Beatles asunder all over again. PLEASE GOD NOOOO!!!!!

[@izzyw2089]

Doop Doop.

[@googleuser859]

20:22 ahegao at its finest from Tim. He should have an onlyfans account.

[@smith6752]

i bet john bishop has quick and reliable broadband...

[@leemartindale3149]

The big question today is...........Does a spider have a soul?

[@unclejibjab]

The big answer is... Bop Bop...