Sexiest Man Alive Bracket

[@starflower..]

this is a horrifying glance into the male vs female gaze

[@wutangclanfan]

female gayz are called lesbians 🙂

[@lukepalmer8264]

@@starflower.. personally I don’t have a problem with the male or female gaze, I think you should be able to marry who you want

[@starflower..]

@@lukepalmer8264 i'm going to eat the buttons off all ur favorite shirts. what do u thin k ab that, l uke

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

i love how they talk about Bradley Cooper as the "straight hot but closeted gay" kind of guy meanwhile Ben Affleck's probably like one bad day away from running away with Matt Damon

[@beaperry3984]

exactly my thoughts LMAO

[@hyac1ntx]

I WAS THINKING ABOUT THEM THIS WHOLE TIME

[@moemamadarasz4016]

Which could mean nothing....

[@lukepalmer8264]

I can think of at least one person besides Mel Gibson who had a worse crash out against the Jews

[@atean9841]

Kanye

[@lukepalmer8264]

@ surrre

[@googleuser8900]

allegedly

[@jakob8372]

@@atean9841 i think theres another person... maybe from austria...

[@Pootisbird01]

Don’t talk about Dignan like that those were just rumors they aren’t true

[@orchid9790]

As a bi man I will never forgive you for this bracket. Keep it up!

[@elib5671]

I have never been more confident that these guys are straight. Nobody who likes looking at men is dropping Michael B Jordan round one .......

[@jadesded]

and the keanu reeves drop just on principal of him being keanu reeves is like holyshit these guys are the straightest men I've ever met, _*which is ok_ , but ya questionable choices all around

[@jadesded]

*I made a disclaimer because I didn't want diggy to come after me...

[@princess160]

​@@jadesdedagreed

[@amiccus_]

I mean as someone who is attracted to men, Michael B Jordan is the most uninteresting type of hot. Like he checks all the boxes but does nothing for me.

[@5Amigos32]

​@@amiccus_ agreed. To me he is like Henry Cavill they check all of the boxes of hot but like In a generic way.

[@lukepalmer8264]

Interesting choice to let cronk win the whole bracket given that he crashed out at the waiter and acted like nothing happened, but I respect it

[@Koogai]

came back to this video after the pictures leaked recently, genuinely shocked and offended that they let this happen

[@derutcel]

Just know this one is gonna piss me off extra, super excited! (I am a lesbian)

[@skinnyraptor9111]

Getting pissed off at trash takes in men is for everyone!

[@Mr.Murasakino]

Why? Wouldn't you agreed with them? If neither of ya are attracted to men?

[@Maria_745]

John Legend over Patrick Swayze... I'm doing January 6 on the hivemind office

[@thehousecat93]

Taking a tour?

[@gang7242]

@@thehousecat93attempting to overthrow them actually

[@PizzaHutCEO]

Now I’m just imagining the next video is just some lady named Maria sitting there 💀

[@PizzaHutCEO]

If you’re taking over Cheap Seats as well I’d love to see the Panthers at the top of the NFL power rankings just one time

[@smallmcflurry]

I was up late night ballin

[@skifzz1]

What a surprise. 🙄 Riley chose himself again for all 32 bracket spots. 😐 Never saw this coming.

[@no-man_baugh]

Him actually doing that would be waaaay less whack then his actual behavior this braket (i.e. moving up Paul Rudd at any and every given oppertunity)

[@em_ilypatterson]

dignan snubbed 😢

[@heatheretaithaha]

it hadn't even started yet 😭😭

[@swegoswego4794]

censorship wins again 😢

[@em_ilypatterson]

@ doesn't change the facts

[@reneew8181]

"we're not attracted to men sexually" yeah we can tell by your choices !! McConaughey over MBJ is delulu (I say this with love in my heart)

[@spxce766]

McConaughey is a borderline bracket winner

[@outmywritemind1739]

swore it said scariest man bracket i was about to vote tom holland with no teeth

[@whitmanjordan4320]

id say harvey weinstein is scarier than that tbh

[@astroblast2325]

​@@whitmanjordan4320 with or without teeth?

[@grumbusbumbus]

only good comment on a video ever

[@jaypatsca8290]

el crashout

[@slayparty]

dignan ha crashoutado y ahora no tengo casa 😂

[@joshfenn5374]

el Crashout

[@jackdiligent9787]

Ahhhh I see. Good.

[@kh0357]

is this not what they were saying

[@jamescwoodall]

@@kh0357they were saying ‘L’ crashout as in ‘taking an L’ or the opposite of a ‘W’. I also kept hearing it as ‘el crashout’ and thought they were going to make a joke out of it.

[@zacharywyland5823]

Picking Matthew fucking McConaughey over Michael B. Jordan in the first round might be the most outrageous bracket decision of all time.

[@bananamonkey9042]

That was the worst decision ever like what 😐

[@BringMeTheRaina]

THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO COMMENT!!!!

[@notaspookygal]

absolutely the most insane choice ever

[@shayenecabral4726]

THEY DID NOT DO THAT

[@antlerbraum2881]

Michael B. Jordon is overrated though come on

[@OffTheHenny]

Absolutely flabbergasted to see wiz Khalifa win but I respect the decision

[@zimbobimbo9007]

congratulations to joe pesci for winning the bracket

[@AlecBurriss]

Joe Pepsi

[@riddlertrophy]

this is the straightest video i've ever seen truly horrifying bracket! good work guys!

[@katherinewoodhouse6106]

53:50 Riley trying to summarize wicked to someone who doesn't care is deeply relatable to me

[@MistakennJ]

Quadeca getting out first round is crazy icl

[@jacksonminton6513]

Michael B should sweep this whole bracket this is a fucking outrage

[@thewhitejackharlow]

thats what im saying

[@roramdin]

mel just crashed out on the hivemind set and is acting like nothing happened

[@kkhar1589]

i can't believe we got this before the fans favorite songs bracket😭😭

[@ShoujoSnail]

mat mcconaughey over Michael b jordan gotta be racially motivated im sorry

[@meelohaysack5841]

Modern day sexiest man alive is just who middle aged women think is handsome. Beautiful men get robbed these days!

[@cichlisuite666]

If Keanu doesn't win I'm gonna shit he's the only man here with any amount of tboy swag

[@lexikennedy7178]

SO FUCKING TRUE

[@shotviii]

wow I wasnt expecting to make the list but I really appreciate it

[@rowanjohnson5178]

graydon trying not to laugh at how riley pronounced mcconaughey mack on a gay fucking killed me

[@renjuncth8822]

50:24

[@ant-jpeg]

video ends at 14:24 for people that have common sense!

[@hyac1ntx]

LMFAOOP ILY FOR THIS

[@ant-jpeg]

i. HATE. claro's. album. sliiing

[@hyac1ntx]

@@ant-jpeg WHAT WHY ARE U STALKING ME HOW DO U KNOW THATS MY FAVORITE ALBUM EVER

[@ant-jpeg]

@hyac1ntx 👾

[@maxwellversed]

Y’all cannot be fr choosing McConaughey over anyone, let alone Michael B Jordan 😭😭

[@liamwaytoovalid]

As a Texan, I love Matthew McConaughey, but he is NOT sexier than mbj

[@jessenorman91]

I would let McConaughey tuck me in at night. B Jordan would make me insecure in ways I didn’t think possible

[@cichlisuite666]

He's not sexy period, but it somehow makes a baffling amount of sense that he is the kind of man straight *white guys are attracted to. Heaven knows nobody else wants him

[@genesisclark5901]

MAN FR

[@zachk05]

Would have appreciated it if you guys waited 23 years for a full bracket, feels a little rushed and lazy ngl

[@bluescomps]

crashed out during the premiere, came back to see it with fresh eyes, crashed out again when MBJ lost first round. thanks hivemind.

[@amiccus_]

Jude Law was literally in Captain Marvel as the most forgettable villain ever. He's also a jedi now. Basically a superhero.

[@emmas8270]

Just two gay guys ranking the sexiest men of our times. Love to see it.

[@remyrot77]

i'm not into men but usually when people are like this guy's hot i'm like okay i can see it. however i have never understood the hype for paul rudd

[@enngee]

i didn’t understand it until i rewatched clueless and one of the scenes made me see the vision

[@fluffysprout]

I am into men and i can’t see it either

[@Dan-hd6rg]

watched one of his shitty romcoms. hes got big wet eyes and a hangdog look that just pull you in. hes the kind of guy that looks great when hes tired after a long day at the office sleeves half rolled up. you cant get that draw from photos youve gotta see the man in action

[@aR0ttenBANANA]

@@enngee Sure but he eliminated Tom Cruise who has like 20 movies that do the same.

[@bigbirdburner]

look at kennedy jr man, who couldve guessed he'd run for president in 2024

[@thehousecat93]

Different Kennedy

[@bigbirdburner]

@@thehousecat93 no

[@ericg4626]

I love attractive people and unattractive people. I love you all.

[@jenconvertibles]

jay z making the final four is insane

[@allisonnadinevestal]

riley in what goddamn WORLD is bradley cooper more attractive than denzel washington. or MATHEW MCWHOCARES more attractive than michael b jordon 😭

[@missthegoodoldays]

we need eden and dev to do the sexiest women alive

[@cassandra_cassowary]

finally hivemind could pass the bechdel test 🙏

[@drugvacation]

ro ramndin could break the tie in a grant-like fashion

[@juliahayes2995]

I think Eden and Graydon broke up, they don’t follow each other in ig anymore at least

[@good_beans]

Michael B Jordan out in the first round is crazy. I know Marvel Bad but his character from Black Panther can do whatever he wants to me

[@Ninataang]

Killmonger 🥴😩🥵🥵🥵😳

[@NLSNcs]

I've never been so close to crashing out while watching these brackets. I can't wait to watch this video 8 times over in 2001 Honda civic

[@MegaJohnnycage]

That PCP take was so on point it really talked to me , I actually went out and picked up some that night. You are right, it really does speed up any process, my life was really falling apart and damn did it just go to shit so quickly after I took PCP. I cannot thank you enough, it's hard to put into words my appreciation and how right you were, I will always cherish your help to expedite the whole process of my complete life explosion. thank you guys really.

[@marcuswendt1804]

Need the second part of this with the other gender

[@cavernDavy235]

Would love to see the girl versions of Graydon and Reilly

[@lastcrustacean2154]

Sequel to this video where Riley and Graydon just aren't even in the room, it's just every female guest they've ever had with the green wall making the video. Eden, Dev, Molly, etc.

[@lankyhanky9772]

@@lastcrustacean2154 eden seems unlikely

[@ImNotimportant-u8b]

Which of the 232 are you talking abt? (I can make this joke im all of them)

[@weasyll_]

Sexiest They/Thems Alive Bracket according to Hivemind Patreon

[@ogberf]

THANK YOU GRANT

[@jane9250-h5v]

grant really saved us at the end there

[@cdw2468]

the hivemind classic of having the most insane choices throughout but settling on a good winner

[@yaba_goobie]

feeling lesbian solidarity rn❤️

[@ericg4626]

John Legend looks airbrushed is just such a perfect statement

[@remyrot77]

36:00 the placement of ryan reynolds in relation to the heading makes it look like he's wearing hoop earrings

[@slayparty]

they're gonna do part 2 of this after yung gravy wins sexiest man alive 2025...

[@kyleistrying]

Can I pick the United Healthcare Kiler?

[@TheCatIndeed]

This is the straightest list you could possibly make talking about hot men

[@LukeAndrews-mt5bc]

worst bracket choices ever. i love it

[@MrShinyCaddylackness]

Riley: "How do you say that guy's name? Mack on a gay?" DEAD

[@prestonc9059]

Steve buscemi was a crazy pick but okay

[@heddadybvadskog-nebb5603]

I thought the title was "sexiest man UNALIVE bracket" and was super confused as to how that would work bc we all know the winner would be the twin Dignan ate in the womb but thankfully I just read the title wrong

[@loafyu5405]

Idk if this is like rude but John legend has always made me think of a cat idk he looks like he purrs when he’s happy and meows occasionally

[@johnafing5432]

42:28 both of these guys are in cyberpunk2077

[@asingh2112]

Who’s gonna break it to them that Jude Law has also been in a superhero movie …

[@meatsuit6922]

I still remember the first time i realized Graydon was actually hot, with Riley it was p obvious starting off but i think Graydon has some dark horse qualities that pull him through to the next round, I remember distinctly feeling nervous about it, also he's name dropped la haine and gaspar noe in the last two videos and I too was on Tumblr in 2013 so i fold pretty easy there.

[@shubhpelia2400]

feels weird seeing dignan be the sexiest man alive for the last 69 years in a row. Isn't he getting too politically charged?

[@fynzyme]

i think it would've been funny to leave the duplicates in and sometimes have them face each other

[@Shaker26644]

I really love you guys, you help me forget my everyday life, thank you so much you’ve help me a lot. Best channel. Yes I’m drunk rn

[@Sethlhmstark]

I didn’t expect quadeca to win but I get it

[@HotStrange]

I was NOT expecting my Uncle Bunkis and Aunt Truck to take the #1 AND #2 spots. Good lookin out boys 🙌🏻

[@PizzaHutCEO]

39:19 does bro know he’s in Captain Marvel

[@yt.byliam]

i audibly said “oh fuck yes” when i saw this

[@prodhux]

at 41:50 when riley was doing the fake drum filll i tweaked out cuz i was listening to a drum filll in a song i was listening to at the exact same time that just upgraded riley from most decent man alive to sexiest for me

[@commes6147]

14:30 a long distance runner named Tom Brady just graduated from Michigan

[@neonbeige1289]

Idris winning made my day. Love that man.

[@rehnaanliker5931]

Oddly I also grew up in a house that personally blacklisted Tom cruise

[@crayfishjim]

I havent watched the video yet. Maybe they talk about it maybe they don't. But Brad Pitt is 60 years old. Insane.

[@cichlisuite666]

Idris Elbapha

[@pranavprankstergangster]

Michael B Jordan out first round is a travesty

[@chrisherzog1367]

“what the hell was that, a gay joke?!” lmao 53:40

[@WesoVR]

I'll be on part 2 of this list just wait

[@mingingg]

But you're only black

[@mingingg]

I mean you're black

[@mingingg]

NO NO NO SORRY

[@WesoVR]

The darkness will reign

[@MrXray4000]

The title should read: "The best Dignan impersonators".

[@tiniestgremlin]

not to be annoying about interstellar (2014) but cooper (mcconaughey) was an engineer and a trained nasa pilot, thats why he knows so much about technology already, and why he already knew dr. brand (michael caine) !! the farming became necessity until 1) murph discovered the gravitational anomaly 2) they broke into that facility and 3) nasa recruited him again 🫶 sorry i love that movie So much carry on

[@djk1563]

Dick Cheney getting to the semis was crazy

[@treviken9416]

I didn’t really expect lil Wayne to win but you guys are the experts, I suppose

[@cecilygriffis6508]

My grandma is obsessed with Matthew McConaughey

[@carolinewagner7460]

deeply confused by the bradley cooper bit

[@laplante1]

im pretty sure in interstellar matthew mcconaughey was an ex-SPACE pilot, not just a plane pilot and thats why he knows so much and why they need him so bad

[@countyfactswailuigi]

I rewatch this specific banquet meals review every Christmas Day with my kids. Have done so for 24 years and now my daughter is getting a Masters in law. Never change!

[@suso.27]

28:57 not choosing chris hemsworth should land you in jail

[@chadisacountry8759]

Yall should do an album cover tournament

[@nataliewood6628]

i see everyone talking about the MBJ snub but the BACK TO BACK harrison ford and pierce brosnan snubs is crazy. and then a ryan reynolds snub? crazy!!!!

[@wander_cinema]

physically choked on my drink when they talked about bradley cooper

[@misfit_biscuit]

Completely agree with you guys choosing Guy Fieri to win the bracket 🙏

[@levitation2114]

27:38 the way he talks about women 😍😍😍

[@kipsmom32]

Oh my god we are SO BACK. DIGGY TO THE MOON.

[@okarin106]

If I was into men Matthew would be McConaughey guy. Respectfully.

[@haha20121000]

Out of the 2 finalists, it definitely should've been Idris Elba

[@Abi-wp7rn]

Congrats to Steve buscemi for winning the sexiest man of all time bracket

[@buckethat310]

Bro graydon reminds me so much of badger from breaking bad

[@Sethlhmstark]

Where is Justin long?

[@rockinrussianboy]

No one tell Graydon that Jude Law was in Captain Marvel

[@loveds2249]

graydon i’m so happy you stood the test of time with jude!!!!

[@seandaly2211]

If these dudes drop Michael B Jordan in the first round I’m having el crashout

[@jessenorman91]

i’m not buying the straight act anymore guys

[@jeremiahbrandon7826]

Riley pretending to not know Captain America deserves an Oscar

[@courtneyevie]

this is one of the worst brackets i've ever seen in my life. thank you guys, we're so back.