First Names Bracket (with Eden Burke)

[@hoorray]

Floopus snubbed

[@hollysmilyface]

Gluestick snubbed

[@hoorray]

@@hollysmilyface lest we forget scanner

[@porcelaintyl]

If it’s not there we riot

[@henzoewing]

no one is named that yet

[@MadDogHux]

I thought it was spelled Flupis.

[@SasMuffin427]

love when riley tries to match graydon's level of dirty humor but then gets too flustered

[@marcdoesmusics]

when am I supposed to stop picturing Diggy grinding

[@Thirteenhomes161]

When his genitals get too raw

[@gallium4393]

like do they even know how many appointments ive had to cancel? i havent slept in months

[@lyonkang7402]

After you take your last breath

[@underscorekay]

never

[@mOwOterboat]

never, why would you even want to? I've been picturing it for years now

[@OlleMalmo]

Riley ”third wheel” Savage

[@BenP-te2uz]

I think its john

[@jdr711]

Eden “Third Wheel” Burke

[@andrew_might_community_post]

Grant “fourth wheel” Meeker

[@thearcticdonkey44]

If this was a LAST name bracket, we all know Zuzumbazaffodil would crush it

[@fergie_64]

CHILLLL it's just Zuzumba now

[@chuckmcluckin6082]

1. I think it's hyphenated 2. It's JUST Zazumba now, the Zaffodils are bad apples.

[@arch1vst]

Riley was extra funny in this episode he needs to third wheel more often

[@aaronedwards3832]

that kinda the charm of the show

[@junglejin3096]

It's cuz he's competing with Eden for graydons attention

[@reguluscummins878]

its spelled eden

[@sorry4flying]

an easy win for tambourine. the guy deserved it.

[@brrts]

Definitely! Riley talking about how he wanted to shake anybody named Tambourine to death LIKE one would shake a tambourine felt a bit uncalled for though.

[@seandaly2211]

Nah definitely nepotism for being Dan Marino’s kid

[@elive1367]

What confuses me is that Tambourine is classically a girl’s name

[@aidenbower6683]

Tripsy got snubbed sadly

[@Axeloy]

noah and caleb are like THE names i picture hivemind fans would have

[@CalebOmolo]

ayy

[@nozart-m3s]

i’m noah

[@debnarn6903]

Himildish snubbed

[@dangeroussecondaccount893]

Here I was pooping when I came up with the perfect idea for a video, NATIONAL ANTHEM BRACKET

[@Chaddy1999]

Bulgaria walks

[@nozart-m3s]

@@Chaddy1999ong bulgaria sweeps so easily

[@flurrries]

now i don’t want to stir any drama here, but has anyone ever seen dignan and eden in the same room at the same time?

[@loaded5138]

Incredibly suspicious

[@enotsnavdier6867]

Affair?

[@joshknowsnothing]

eden sure does look like diggy a lot

[@chagrin6919]

eden is just dignan in olivia rodrigo cosplay

[@joshknowsnothing]

@@chagrin6919 fr

[@Crambles]

Hannah being a palindrome is a big selling point. Palindromes are cool af.

[@Ach1lles55]

Her sense of humor fits so well on the show. So impressed each time she's on it. Deadass feels like she's a phantom 4th member lol

[@Thirteenhomes161]

Her and Graydon clearly do bits like this together all the time 😂 their jokes are so similar I wouldn’t be surprised if she split her personality and started going by a pseudonym in her next appearance lol. Maybe diggy gets a gf

[@mocapcow2933]

I feel like a bunch of mother fricking idiots watch Hivemind. WAKE UP! 🤦‍♂️ Hivemind has been pre written, they are actors not comedians. They are owned the TNT (Turner News Tetworth or something). They can’t be funny, if this was all written for them to say.

[@Thirteenhomes161]

@@mocapcow2933 the satirical comments have gone too far this is gonna give me a stroke

[@Leo-st9ti]

She’s the 7th member

[@Leo-st9ti]

To clarify that is Riley, Graydon, Grant, Dignan Durkan, Alex, Eden, And Dignan ZazoombaZaffodil

[@Randomjackass135]

I see my fellow black Hivemind fans did not submit to the survey

[@18puppies91]

Ya I was like "These names have no variety at all"

[@ToasterBrain51702]

theres only 3 of us and we each have different names

[@Randomjackass135]

@@ToasterBrain51702 Bankrol Hayden, Bankrol Graydon, and Bankrol Kaden

[@claires1063]

They did, they're just all named Dignan

[@hen618]

bro not to be weird but idk if that many black people watch this corny ahh channel

[@Grumbler9000]

Traffic for the “Robert Burke” wikipedia page just quintupled

[@thehousecat93]

I thought the "my dad has a wikipedia page" thing was a bit but the end tag made me realize that she looks bizarrely similar to an actor with the provided name. He was Chuck's dad in Gossip Girl.

[@nicholaskraut1704]

Graydon is definitely in heat rn.

[@ErieRosewood]

_sighs._ _opens up wattpad_

[@andyblanton6570]

Why are you like this?

[@nemollrcwb4060]

what a sweet lovely couple letting eden on the show again

[@ground.jordan]

JORDAN MENTIONED 🇯🇴🇯🇴🇯🇴 🗣️🗣️🗣️ final four is huge for Jordan representation. The “biblical name” discussions were funny bc the river Jordan is the most omnipresent character throughout the whole Bible, after only God Himself.

[@kubatuba5306]

23:45 Eden and Graydon having the same exact reaction kills me

[@turnleftaticeland]

holy shit

[@taylorlawrence8252]

So cute omgg

[@justsam4572]

they are the perfect power couple

[@lorenzo3119]

When is the funeral then

[@taylorlawrence8252]

@lorenzo3119 plz stop that lorenzo, totally NOT funny.

[@joeycrotts2254]

"Caleb just couldn't be a biblical name-" ...who's gonna tell him

[@evansmyth4193]

A little shocked that 32 of the 64 names were Dignan. Thought that names deserved a better chance to win

[@StickyKeysOff]

I know, it should’ve have been more like 50 Dignans.

[@schmuck.on.wheels]

I'm slowly realizing we all know different people

[@connor-gobucks]

imagine eden with a low taper fade

[@carstenpfundt]

That'd be so sick

[@Ach1lles55]

Lmfaooo

[@prodigion1]

lmfao

[@jenconvertibles]

The PDA in this episode is crazy

[@Polyfusia]

Yeah, in a bad way. Graydon is a funny dude. I would have assumed he'd be a "god I HATE couples that do that shit when you're hanging out as a group" type of guy but he's fully immersed in the annoyingness and not stopping it. He loses cool points for this one

[@butterytomatoes747]

​@@Polyfusiai get not liking pda but this comment makes you seem like such a loser omg

[@prodwysp]

@@Polyfusia yeah but theres also definitely a layer of irony to it of them making riley the third wheel and being all couple-y talking about baby names

[@whoopzdayz44]

​@@Polyfusiahe literally does a misogyny bit whenever eden's on the show. what the fuck do you mean.

[@GoodSoup240]

Had a bully in elementry school named nick. Honestly been tempted to show up at his house with a golf club in the middle of the night

[@wardednickel2552]

do it

[@sp1ralg1rl]

honestly go for it

[@goddamnitfrank5333]

Every Nick I know are my friend's ex-boyfriends

[@ShivamMeTimbers]

pitching wedge or putter?

[@Louisjamson]

@@ShivamMeTimbershas to be a 3 wood

[@hthumbs4072]

i love when eden is in a video

[@necr0mancrr]

Best video on KZbin since "Guess the Rapper from the Fiverr Impression (with ericdoa)" by HIVEMIND

[@Thirteenhomes161]

Unfortunately the first edition was 1000x better thanks to Ariana grandes venti latte and Rihanna’s Yerba mate

[@jensen823]

Most overrated moment of all time. It wasn't even close to funny bro@@Thirteenhomes161

[@blew1t]

Best video since HIVEMIND limited dropped "Guess your Bone from the Fracture (with dan crenshaw)"

[@noahmalmstedt9735]

50:43 Riley saying ”too many vowels” when talking about aidan is so funny because his name literally has the exact same amount of consonants and vowels

[@lordspaghettitron2732]

tried to do a kiss count but fucked a cup of water instead

[@MegaRekless]

gunna…? 🥺

[@prettyboyswagger]

(I did)

[@deadpan4917]

i fucked the ink

[@nob7094]

@@MegaRekless young thug

[@integra8472]

(i did)

[@haydenlmayo]

As a Hayden every other I’ve met in college is a zyn addicted lacrosse player. Funnily enough Dignan unsuccessfully lobotomized my dog with a lacrosse stick! Great video as always

[@memmustafa18]

I’m from Essex and when they do the love island voices it’s like I’m watching everyone I know having a conversation at once

[@mylawren]

e sex? you live in my trauma?

[@toivo4801]

I'm pretty sure I could see their skin tones shifting to a more tanned colour and also their teeth seemed to become more white and clear.

[@sofimakemson5908]

As someone who is also from Essex it cracks me up when they do Love Island voices because they really imitate the cringe, drawn out accent so well 😩🤣

[@keceti9606]

bro the queen really fucked you guys over naming ur city e-sex

[@theonenamedv]

49:50 Riley's instant regret is the funniest thing I've seen since 2001

[@elodie7325]

i'm British and think eden's british accent is very accurate to how a lot of people i wish i didn't know sound

[@tylerdoesstuff6834]

We need more British Eden on the show.

[@me8058]

I love Smosh guys , they have such a good chemistry

[@Obi-hl1ym]

This isn’t Smosh

[@christopherminutolo9384]

​@Obi-hl1ym you're right... it's Good Mythical Morning

[@blew1t]

?? Are you on the wrong channel? This is cheech and chong

[@me8058]

On a second look, this looks more like NFR podcast

[@kev1257ful]

@@me8058 none of these people are as hot as Ant. but that's unfair because no one is as hot as Ant

[@befulloflight]

the way riley moves reminds me of a muppet

[@trollge3712]

i read this while at 1:13:04 lmao

[@blackenedizzycore]

the love island impressions bit is a new personal favourite

[@vinnysmulders8304]

edens love island impression is one of the greatest things ive heard on a hivemind vid😭

[@austin0172]

I can’t believe you chose quadratic formula as the best first name

[@pastapocha5708]

hey

[@irrationallyodd6199]

not even THE quadratic formula, just the words "quadratic formula" unexpected win but I'm honestly here for it

[@zainkhalil7494]

Tbf he does make good music and good fifa videos

[@k4reem81]

Right? quadinka formula doesn't roll off the tongue for me

[@mattdiaddezio6368]

i feel like a puppy when it’s owner finally comes back from work

[@elliesand8934]

Caleb is literally biblical lol

[@pattykcake]

Amen brother

[@tomiwaaina5499]

I was thinking the same thing

[@calebvegaa]

Tell me about it

[@McNippyG]

Still a shit name tho

[@Bloopsan]

@@calebvegaalol

[@milos1967]

It's crazy how well eden gels with the demented hivemind sense of humor. Makes you realize how they probably do this kind of schtick outside of the show

[@elijaharsenault]

jaundice snubbed

[@xnopytt]

John is actually short for Johndice

[@MopishfoolVids]

Eden is at LEAST a top 4 Hivemind guest

[@greysonholtz]

tbh number 2 behind Katie

[@DJsocial7102]

Nah quad is 1 ​@@greysonholtz

[@ok7045]

okay, i admit it, hearing the hive-crew say my name gets me all porked up😮😅😅😅

[@backfloop]

they do say ok a lot 🥺♥️

[@Jadesmorot]

One of the first things I remember from when I started watching Hivemind back in 2020 is that I thought Riley was such a sweet name, and now I like it even more Also, judging by this bracket 60% of Hivemind fans are Swedish Edit: my name is Jade :^)

[@aiden5507]

As an Aiden, the disrespect is completely justified

[@yourboiaids4098]

Bad day for us Aidens 😔

[@aidenbw5939]

At least we got the correct spelling. We take our crumbs 🥹

[@34charss]

Good day for me

[@aiden5507]

@@aidenbw5939 that’s because every other spelling is somehow worse

[@aidanbennett5975]

Real

[@Fourbeltsasuke]

40:50 My name didn’t even make the bracket and I still caught heat

[@kaleehall6271]

next bracket idea: do the same thing with the least popular names that were submitted

[@gothichorrorthotcore8191]

the debate over whether my deadname is a good name or not is so trippy for me

[@Thatsjusthewayitis]

They’re not doing a last names bracket cause Dignan’s insecure about not having one

[@MegaRekless]

what happened to Zizumbazafodil

[@goatsg7]

@@MegaReklessjust zazoomba, we don’t talk about the rest

[@IDFK7477]

@@MegaReklesshe got beef with the zazoombas too know so he got rid of the whole thing

[@s.h.8153]

He changed his name from Dunlap to {•*@&-£ after entering witness protection

[@gwen6622]

​@@MegaReklesschill! it's just zazumba now

[@eschmabriel]

edens pseudonym moment is biblical

[@timwiedemann3583]

I think this is the first hivemind video that has made me genuinely mad. Horrendous takes on the names but I loved it when Graydon said my name and time of death

[@maddieinglis4138]

Another excellent episode of the 'Eden Burke Music Show'! Excited for the next one!

[@alaska7086]

I don’t listen to rap so I don’t understand the bracket choice hate but i’m like 5 minutes into this one and I finally understand the frustration…

[@theprettyoftheodd7997]

very confused how Gabriel made it on the list and Katie/Kate didn't.... the Love Island bit killed me! Also loved the sing-along moments

[@AnthonysTennisHub]

Cant tell what surprised me more: Robert and Jordan making the final four or Henry taking the whole thing, but this was the worst bracket yet! Loved watching every minute!

[@maldto.1266]

i just know some bullshit like clarence is gonna win

[@confusedowl297]

You weren't wrong

[@henrydavies6922]

@@confusedowl297 say that to my face coward

[@YanickFM]

as a Frank, I appreciate the representation

[@04henry]

I would firstly like to thank the academy for this award, my beautiful family for their valuable work, and my agent for getting me in the mix for this award to being with. I’m honoured and so proud to be on stage right now, all these years of hard work have been all worth it, and I hope I can inspire the people watching at home to also have a name ❤

[@gv4755]

congrats on the win henry

[@froge721]

hi fellow henry

[@henrygodfreymusic]

hello fellow himry

[@henrybauerle]

we did it Henrys

[@bootyunicorn285]

your name sucks, henry.

[@Grumbler9000]

imagine if robert burke was your dad and now you’re dating dignan

[@archieforsyth5211]

Glad my name wasn’t in the top 64. It will be once I’ve completed my mission though.

[@chrisS19019]

Oh goodness there bud

[@spagheddie69]

Most biblical hivemind episode

[@brownguy903]

Hivemind getting a wedding ring company sponsorship, Eden on for a first names bracket, when’s the engagement announcement coming

[@jasehearst1498]

Did not know dignan and eden were together before watching this, when he pet her hair out of nowhere i was momentarily questioning reality

[@linusrutter3917]

i love watching reth and link

[@helengrugett]

meth and link

[@shoreZ]

cleft and rink

[@arrowheaded]

39:28 I had the (dis)pleasure of naming myself, so I am legally "Mikey". Not Michael, but Mikey. Thank you Riley, for cementing my insecurities!

[@arrowheaded]

@embermist3910 dude thank you, that's genuinely appreciated 🫂

[@bumbiedoodle1]

i named my gecko mikey if that helps

[@Avie-427]

this one solidified Eden as tied with Quad for my favorite guest shes just so fucking funny!

[@Andrew-ih7yh]

Can’t believe I just watched an hour of Graydon 3rd wheeling 😭

[@prodwysp]

graydon??

[@henzoewing]

tried to do a kiss count but lost track

[@theabsoluteWOAT]

48:33 is a certified riley heater

[@colelarsen-cj-8952]

Eden killed it on this episode

[@SasMuffin427]

went into this preemptively disappointed that Willa wouldn't be on there but turned out to be a relief cause y'all's names are getting absolutely flamed

[@maldto.1266]

graydon's gonna be voting a name just because it's a famous person he likes

[@benjaminmuir1629]

I didnt think Id make it past the first round, the amount of time I've heard "been" and thought it was "ben" will plague me to my death. A constant reminder of thinking Im wanted and realizing Ive made a mistake... im chillin tho

[@ethgray9350]

Ethan losing to Gavin is pretty sad, mainly because I’m an Ethan and I know this sketchy, whacky dude named Gavin who looks a lot like me, and sometimes fills in for me when I do things

[@laskoo3311]

I know a set of twins named Ethan and Gavin and IMO ethan is the cooler one so keep your head up high

[@octjankus2255]

this was the first video i showed to my buddy alex. good going guys you really ticked him off

[@binomial6473]

caleb is literally a biblical name 😭

[@seangarner2687]

I'm impressed that they didn't know that. Frankly, it's a little creepy that you do.

[@binomial6473]

@@seangarner2687 byproduct of being raised in a very religious community lmao

[@seangarner2687]

@@binomial6473 Excuses! Be better

[@CL2-]

@@seangarner2687 Since when is it creepy to have read parts of the most famous book ever 💀

[@ItsNachoNate]

you guys fucked me up so badddd i didnt know id be accused of public masturbation so casually 😭😂

[@toby4784]

Hivemind fans’ bank details bracket when?

[@prestonish314]

That gage comment is so accurate (I've met a gage and he sucks)

[@groundchele]

we need more Eden content what a queen

[@kiloliters]

I love that the name Charlie has a neon green background, Hivemind was really ahead of the curve with that one

[@base4yrface]

FINALLY EDEN'S BACK

[@lyonkang7402]

I’ve only ever met one Henry, and he is fucking awesome

[@lankyhanky9772]

[@lanting.j.16]

44:30 I know a kid named Topher and I went to his birthday party thinking it was going to be a normal house party. It ended up turning into a normal house party and Topher stuck around for all of it. He's wicked at Fortnite

[@the_whisperer6177]

checks out

[@remyrot77]

i love hivemind bc they just do whatever the fuck and it's always a good time. i wouldn't watch an hour long names bracket or beverages bracket from any other channel

[@OfficiallyMaidenless]

Theory about Willem Dafoe: I haven't looked this up, but based on random knowledge I have no 2 actors can have the same registered name. For instance John C Reilly has to use the middle initial because a John Reilly has already made films. It's EXTREMELY possible that "William Dafoe" was a pre-existing actor, so to give himself a better chance at standing apart he decided to use Willem.

[@nojsimpson]

nah. his dad was also william and he wanted to get some separation in a creative way. there might be some weird thing with the screen actors guild about stage names, but at the same time there are two actresses named michelle williams so there’s clearly not a hard rule

[@OfficiallyMaidenless]

@@nojsimpson Oooooh good sleuthing. I'm glad I looked into Michelle Williams' it seems it depends on whether they are a union actor, in which case they would have to change their credited name. I remembered another famous example is Michael J Fox. However, in the case of Willem you're entirely correct. He didn't want to be known as a "Bill" or "William Jr", god I love talking to people online hahaha

[@Sam-ni6bc]

Which makes me think Samuel L Jackson sounds so much more elegant than Samuel Jackson

[@thehousecat93]

there's also two peyton lists. they were in the same movie at one point, the animated Batman: Hush. The older brown-haired one was around first and registered with SAG first but with a middle name that she doesn't use in credits.

[@victorthiago5115]

04:56 very funny how caleb is unironically a biblical name

[@seangarner2687]

As opposed to all the ironic biblical names

[@thesharpesttool9666]

love watching hivemind while eating rocks

[@SpicyMapping]

putting the name charlie in lime green before brat is elite psychic ability

[@oliviajenkinson2026]

JAKERS IS SO GOOD the honey butter rolls slay eden is so based

[@Aj-kv7zc]

Caught me so off guard to hear about jakers, I was completely zoned out while on shrooms and now it’s confirmed that they’re gangstalking me

[@jakeh_13]

as a jake i am violently upset at this video. love you guys

[@dillonallen-perez]

Thank you, Riley 🙏 9:07

[@geckogeico2212]

Insane

[@lipefim]

As a latin american I was thinking the fucking same, the Y spelling bothers me so much

[@lozinskij]

2 Tbsp (28g) salted butter 3 Tbsp (38g) packed light-brown sugar 1 pinch salt 1 tbsp whisked egg* 1/4 tsp vanilla extract 1/3 cup (40g) all-purpose flour 1/8 tsp baking soda 4 Tbsp (42g) chocolate chips, divided

[@bee-sk3il]

4:55 what’s funny is that Caleb is a pretty well known guy from the Old Testament of the Bible

[@emily23122h]

3:31 wondering how intentional the targeting was

[@QUINN_JPEG]

I get that quadeca isn't that common of a name but did they really have to trash on it for that long?

[@zainkhalil7494]

Who is quadeca? Do you mean quadamentia

[@merrick2792]

Riley's description of Taylor is shockingly on the money for the Taylor's I've met. Just swap the texan accent for a valley girl accent and he nailed it.

[@Aquwert]

Wow Graydon and Eden's baby announcement video!