Help We Didn’t Flinch At Felching

William and Jordan are coming in hot in today’s episode with some strong opinions on software updates, bow ties, and stock cubes (Yes - you are still listening to the Help I Sexted My Boss podcast - don’t worry). Once they’ve got all that off of their chests and into your ears, normal business resumes as they offer advice on your dilemmas regarding whether you should use cutlery or hands to eat a burger, what to do when you find your sex toys in the kids' sandpit, and how to tell your partner their mothers nipples are exposed.
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[@The.leatherlungs]

Jordan is the husband I dream of and William the best friend we all deserve!

[@Charlottejames444]

Very random suggestion but William and Jordan should definitely go as each other for Halloween! Would love to see William in a t shirt, shacket and chain necklace, and Jordan in chinos and a quarter zip 😂

[@15dollardietcoke]

This is brilliant

[@thomasjcotter]

Yes yes yes

[@beckyward8723]

Watching this after Halloween and love that they did it!!!

[@sarahghdhban3835]

I worked the NTAs - Jordan your bbc pass is in our lost and found hun x 😂

[@PDC-yb9qs]

I saw William today going into Harrod's. I didn't say hello as I wasn't sure of the etiquette when one addresses a queen of such stature

[@Bessie66]

If it weren’t seeing you on loose women I wouldn’t of known who you were - now I’ve binged every podcast 😂😂😂

[@Richard.Charles.S]

They were both terrific viewing. William was on top form with Denise😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[@Jar736]

Same!! Addicted 😂

[@Richard.Charles.S]

I have becomes desensitized watching your show! 😂😂😂 I would have balked at many of the letters and items you discuss😂😂😂 Sending Love To You Both ❤️❤️❤️

[@Richard.Charles.S]

Sorry missed Ben out too ❤️

[@ajandthedogs]

Jordan is looking gorgeous today

[@The.leatherlungs]

He does everyday, he is beautiful

[@Octobris]

Both of them are dashing!

[@jessicacox7554]

Regarding the last story, as someone who reads or has friends who read a number of romance/spicy books, just because his gf reads it does not necessarily mean she wants to try it, so he should probably assess that first 😂

[@nephfey2605]

I recently read about a woman would wants to engage sexually with a door.... how ever I don't not

[@itsthepens]

Also William just said ‘you nicked it OFF Greg James’. Tut tut. He nicked it FROM Greg James.

[@georgia_mccx]

William was on form this episode 😂

[@sheilaenglish9738]

William, you’re wrong on that one - keep Jordan’s Jolly Joke of the Week 😂

[@lock0206]

It really depends on where you are drinking. if you have a table and having drinks then shouldnt really be a problem leaving your drink there, especially with friends/family (decent ones anyway). if youre on your own drink is staying with me, if i put down and lose track of it. i will be getting another one. I am a 6'5 (16 stone 11) Male and my drink got spiked on boxing day a few years back while clubbing. worst experience of my life, i got rushed to hospital in an ambulance and put on oxygen as i was having convulsions. whatever i was spiked with put me on my back. if that does that to me what could it have done to someone who is alot smaller than me? even after everything which has happened, i would rather it happened to me than someone else with especially what some people may or may not do to them. So yes I agree with Jordan regarding taking there drinks to the toilet.

[@jamestheferret]

Don't ever apologise for the "love bite" bit from Greg James! That's how I found this amazing podcast and I'm so happy I have

[@williamtan3049]

NOT NIPPLE CONTACT 😭😭😭 Jordan just be making phrases up

[@cathe8282]

Jordan, don't fret. I've been reading since I was 3 (according to parents) but I still remember pronouncing Stephen with a "ph" as Step hen. We all have words. And I'll enjoy the book!

[@itsthepens]

I heard ‘Ben’s got his new hips to camera’ as though he’d had a Brazilian butt lift and was gyrating at the camera

[@Darceyab]

I use voice notes for when I need to tell a story in a stream of conscious way so the transcription is probably good for that

[@Thathairdresserguy]

I live in Ilfracombe (UNFORTUNATELY LOL) and it makes me chuckle every time 🥰

[@wj8054]

William seems like a lovely, kind and considerate friend. I love Jordan and his ADHD tendencies, but, William is the friend you'd like to have. William is particular but, he also is very forgiving.

[@benzoic5096]

Do you need four candles or fork handles? 😂😂😂

[@jonbrighton]

I’ve only just discovered these brilliant videos so I’m trying to catch up with them all. However, I have a question. What is the ratio of G to D in a G & D?

[@cabozca]

1 part G, 2 parts D

[@Richard.Charles.S]

Or go mad and have 2 parts of each depending on the day or evening you have had or having 😂😂😂 🍸 Chin chin ❤️❤️❤️

[@wendyjohnston8105]

Love it lads you always brighten up my day 😊😊😊😊

[@paulineoxley-vh5ww]

Little borrower's 😂😂

[@elizabethbarker5276]

I am a hearing person but I know sign language. In sign language culture, this new feature in the iPhone can support a difficulty they face in their culture. Just as we find it rude or distasteful to send messages with horrible spelling and grammar; the sign language community finds it equally distasteful in voice notes. This new feature will support the community. Thought I’d share the cultural reasons for this and that iPhone is also taking a hint from our lovely William to have appropriate cultural etiquette.

[@willasmith3303]

Just Love them ❤

[@asthejayflies]

Regarding the last story, one of you questioned whether the partner was permitted to peruse his paramour’s private porn - i went back to the start of the story and from the sound of it, the laptop crashed and he was making sure nothing on it was corrupted

[@neon-kitty]

I always find it quite amusing how strongly they react to some of this stuff xD. Clearly not desensitised enough yet.

[@roberths7282]

Surely the same is: Your, You’re or Yore

[@anne-marieturner6762]

The Jeffrey Dahmer comment cracked me up too xx

[@eamonnbyrne5373]

I think it's worse etiquette to return to your spiked drink and spend the next 12 hours in danger

[@michaeltull4613]

I mean it's y'all anyway. Lol

[@Scott_Miller]

In all fairness to the lady, I eat both burger and pizza with cutlery, hate my hands being greasy and I wash them too often as it is.

[@geekwitchnails]

Wouldn't the point of a voice to text option be accessibility for people receiving the msg who are hard or hearing, deaf, or just not able to listen?

[@markstevens9660]

‘Don’t be disgusting’ …William’s approach to sex ‘ …says it all !!! …and that cackle …🤔🙄

[@Gerry1of1]

Y'all {you all} sounds {tall, hall, mall} sounds nothing like Yule . You'll as in "you will" sounds like Yule. Perhaps this is just my California accent.

[@sheilaenglish9738]

You’re right

[@andreasobuaculla9511]

why bother felching,when you can get it straight from the tap!

[@Heidi_Bradshaw]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StinkyCatFarts]

I love a good feltching

[@Octobris]

👀

[@markstevens9660]

ITV …William 😳 ….would have thought BBC2or nothing 🤷🏼‍♂️😘

[@pyroboi77]

Just going to leave this here because you clearly missed it - REVERSE EJACULATION. The missing puzzle piece for that last letter. (I think I'd rather felch)

[@jamesduncan1907]

What's up with the audio cracking ?

[@kayleighcalcott85]

its part of the joke you nob 😂such a funny episode

[@markstevens9660]

For all the pretentious ‘airs and graces’ …that cackle tells me that Ms. H is as common as the rest of us …..just sayin…🤷🏼‍♂️😳🤣😱

[@markstevens9660]

I think you’ll find that it’s Ben that looks like his dad and not t’other way around …..again , just sayin …..🤷🏼‍♂️