God Creating Even More Countries [Written By Youtube Comments]

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[@pidgeth7006]

God creating God: God: What God: What

[@xandercreates6766]

God: What God: What God: What God: What (god creation mistake) God(firstflawed): Wat God: Wat God: Wat (magically makes a perfected version of himself again) God: What (back to flawed) God: Wat (Second Flaw) God: Wot God: Wot (third flaw) God: Wut God: Wut (fourth, fifth, FDVQEWHYTRNBRGBR FLAWS) God: wthgrynjm nbgrfdshgmjynthb rgvwtetrhujnubthrgdeshjunhtyreuhju6nthgrf

[@rainyday471]

XanderCreates this is amazing

[@NStripleseven]

God creates inception.

[@zenasmith7491]

No wonder why Lucifer left...

[@CEBph5997]

Itz_DarkDemon 14 Mmhmm

[@loveyourstargirl]

Its act fun down here in hell,we have parties on Saturdays and Fridays,and tea parties on Wednesday

[@superspicy8740]

꧁Undyris꧂ don’t forget Spot (possible translation of Cerberus) they are so fluffy & cute

[@W-LM27]

Headcanon: The first angel God had do all this that left was Lucifer

[@CEBph5997]

William B-H Yep.

[@quantifiedamalgamation]

yes

[@charliebear2048]

We need a spin-off series where it's Lucifer managing hell with his assistant.

[@wolf_quill]

Then this assistant shall become the second fallen angel lol

[@sillystickfigure5453]

Charlie Bear I second this

[@batscale]

"I Learned my lesson after danger noodle land." ... honestly didn't expect mine to be even referenced. better then the actual joke XD

[@AnimeGamerCreater]

Wat is a danger noodle!?!?

[@brandonchan5387]

@@AnimeGamerCreater a snek I assume

[@AnimeGamerCreater]

@@brandonchan5387 yeah I figured that out after I binged the series many times XD

[@frenziedferret4509]

Butternut Crinklefries is my favorite actor

[@frenziedferret4509]

The_Solomon_Sage Buttercup cumbersnatch was great as Sherlock Holmes.

[@charliebear2048]

Beelzebub Crumplethorn is also really attractive, don't you think?

[@frenziedferret4509]

Charlie Bear i think Benadril Cumberland's face is by definition attractive.

[@MaskedGasRobert]

I also like Benzedrine Cabbage-patch!

[@frenziedferret4509]

im mortal burplethop cummerbund was a pretty good dragon V.A.

[@CarlosMendez-wo6gn]

I actually miss the last guy, the one in 4:34 .

[@BensonIsWHAT]

He was amazing

[@trexthriving]

same

[@pidgeth7006]

Maria Lopez Frick off

[@ArcherOfHoshido]

Maria Lopez ew no

[@donnienysus3649]

I do kinda miss him, but I like watching the new guy suffer a little Don't question my sanity

[@agenthurricane4839]

Creating Poland: G: So you know Germany? Make it that. A: so it’s lite- G: ACTUALLY I CHANGED MY MAND MAKE IT PART OF RUSSIA A: Okay, well this seems a- G: *I CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN MAKE IT GERMAN* A: Are you ever going to- G: NO MAKE IT RUSSIAN AGAIN A: .....help

[@klake5375]

Poland existed before Russia AND Germany (Well before a unified "Germany" or "Prussia")

[@xandercreates6766]

*God having a hard time deciding who should take poland in WW2

[@justtrash6412]

And the angel got tired of God's sh!t and decided to make it an independent country again.

[@imacommenter1255]

God creating pizza G: take a big flat circle of dough A: okay... G: add tomatoes that have been crushed into a delicious sauce and add cheese A: sounds pretty yummy G: add different meats to each one A: okay, nice! Now wha- G: now add pineapple to one A: ... G: and make everyone fight because of it A: why... G: .....

[@stephaniesauer3407]

Im A Commenter I'll fight in the name of pizza without pineapples.

[@eggrace77]

Pineapple pizza is DISGUSTING FIGHT ME!!!!

[@flyingspacebrainedidiot]

@@eggrace77 Pineapple pizza is the best thing to have ever existed.

[@eggrace77]

@@flyingspacebrainedidiot NO IT IS GROSS!!!

[@flyingspacebrainedidiot]

@@eggrace77 you are wrong, it is perfect

[@nevasings7863]

3:42 BENEFACTOR PUMPKINPATCH

[@auroramoon_draws16]

Little Bo Meep what about Tom Holland? We need more British bois

[@glucoseguardian7127]

Little Bo Meep WHY IS HIS NAME SO HARD TO PRONUNCE?!

[@auroramoon_draws16]

Alex Radu b e c a u s e wtfn

[@glucoseguardian7127]

AUrora12922 Absolute trash :3 What the floping nugget?

[@auroramoon_draws16]

Alex Radu no, Why The Fadoodlecakes Not

[@njmarino8814]

God makes dinosaurs (and hamsters) part 2: A: *brings a hamster to god* G: WHAT IS THAT IT'S SO CUTE!!! A: it's a hamster G: PUT IT ON EARTH... NOW! A: sorry, but with dinosaurs this animal would become extinct because it wouldn't have enough food. G: nuke the lizards. A: what? G: NUKE... THE... LIZZARDS!!!! A: why??? G: DO AS I SAY!! A:*whimpering* G: NOW!!!!! A: I think you're drunk again...

[@CEBph5997]

Oh wow, I did not expect mine to be in the vid. But yeh, that's our country's history in a nutshell.

[@quantifiedamalgamation]

ph_Cebuano ikr

[@angelofsorrows]

ph_Cebuano fINALLY- I WAS WAITING FOR THAT

[@quantifiedamalgamation]

also why are we all awake at 12:48 like seriously

[@quantifiedamalgamation]

(also hey dude im from Cebu too)

[@mariakutsu5946]

It was enough to get an angel think that someone was right for leaving 0)(

[@goodeguygg]

God Makes France G: OK make a land in Europe A: alright... G: make it have beautiful buildings and sights A: Some far, so good G: and make them have a unique language A: Oh cool, this country might be good for once- G: And make it have people who surrender in wars... A: **TRIGGERED**

[@therealslmccl]

0:10 AYO THATS ME!!! Thanks for including me in the video (didn’t expect that), awesome

[@GumSkyloard]

Congrats bud!

[@gayymomgod]

FandomTrash93 Congrats d00d!!

[@inactive6160]

FandomTrash93 AYYYY

[@bbexceed]

One of us! One of us! ONE OF US!

[@dudeistpreist5721]

FandomTrash93 cocaine is only the best invention ever.

[@RikuVA]

WHY WAS ITALY THE MOST NORMAL ONE?!

[@stephaniesauer3407]

RikuSenpai BECAUSE WE ARE ITALIANS, WE ARE FANTASTIC! Ok no. Just don't put pineapples on the pizza, and you guys will be fantastic too.

[@tentifr]

Sì

[@spoon7016]

cus' pizza

[@NStripleseven]

Akura Roth 'scuse me? What was that about pineapple?

[@spoon7016]

@@NStripleseven I love pineapple on pizza its a fruit like tomatoes just accept that we put pineapple on pizza

[@foxythepirate3218]

Angel: I'm afraid to ask, but what's cocaine? God: ... Me: it's what God is snorting when he came up with these ideas

[@BennyLlama39]

It was either cocaine, or weed... maybe both. Especially when he cooked up the duckbill platypus. 😀

[@achild5864]

God Making Korea G: *rubs together hands* Alright, time to make a masterpiece; put a piece of land attatched to China A: What? More asian countries? are you serious- G: Make them speak chinese A: What? But why?? Too many countries are speaking with chinese influenced characters. What about some uniqueness for once? G: Hmm, actually, I think you have a point. Lets change it up a little. More unique and expressive. Make it easier than chinese, too A: Got it- G: Give it superb, beautiful weather A: Great! This is actually turning out better than expected! G: *LOL now make them fight themselves and split into two countries* A: G: Make the southern country super nice and cool and have the best skin care products. ALSO make them invent KPop, which everyone around the world loves. Oh yeah and make the male kpop idols look really feminine and wear makeup A: I won't even ask G: NOW MAKE THE NORTH TAKEN OVER BY COMMUNISM AND ETERNALLY SUFFER UNDER CRUEL LEADERSHIP A: the fu- WHY? WHY DO YOU DO THIS? G: Make them BLOCKED OFF from the rest of the world, really poor and starving while their fat leader does nothing to help them. A: **sigh** I don't get paid enough

[@achild5864]

okay that was bit longer than intended

[@klake5375]

"Everyone" likes K-Pop, err

[@NStripleseven]

Yeah, essentially.

[@achild5864]

@@klake5375 yeah sorry that was kinda cringe

[@kittenkats3254]

God makes the Netherlands G: First make it mostly below sea level and completely flat A: okay? G: make everyone ride bikes and eat chocolate sprinkles on bread A: sounds... Actually pretty good. G: even though everyone bikes... Make it either raining, cold, or really hot. All the time. A: how does that work? G: now make everyone call it Holland and make their language half impossible A: but... Why? G:BECAUSE I WANT TO! Now in Dutch (their language) have England, you know that one I made last week, be called Scaryland. A: How-why-what?? G: just do it.

[@senpapi3156]

Ingrid Stumo Yes in dutch England=Engeland and enge means scary. Oh yeah we have alot of different words that are just you in english.

[@senpapi3156]

You forgot that in one day it van be cold, rainy and hot af. Seriously when it's hot here for some reason it's imediatly hot af. So hot that you sweat a fucking river

[@meg3734]

You forgot that we want to learn every langue in the world for no ffing reason

[@senpapi3156]

Meg Fangirl Oh yeah we have to learn french ,german and english. Some even learn Latin in school.

[@meg3734]

Senpapi a few friends of mine even get to learn Japanese and Korean in there school... And friends learn Greek

[@teresalucas6074]

God making every country in Africa God: ok so take a piece of glass Angel: wait don't we need land God: i'm getting to that God: anyway drop a bowling ball on the glass Angel: i'm very confused God: now take every shard of glass and make it its own country Angel: WHY God: QUESTION ME ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU

[@antares6167]

God creates Poland God: So... You remember Russia? Angel: Yup. God: Make a country that is kinda like Russia but at the same time not like Russia. Angel: Okay...? God: Make sure it has many beautiful mountains, forests and lakes. Angel: Sounds nice... God: Now make people inhabitating it fanathical Catholics who also really dislike many other nations! Angel: God damn it... God: And make them speak a language with impossible pronunciation and even more impossible grammar! Angel: But... WHY?! God: BECAUSE I AM THE GOD! Angel: God: Also make sure it is constantly invaded by Russia and Germany and it has to fight for its independence for about 120 years at one point. Angel: Kurwa...

[@asthesia7983]

Deer Virax Y E S

[@suchcreativity5870]

I hope you don't mind me adding a little part. God: Don't worry, they make it up with the amazing homemade food. Angel: oh thank-- Yeah that's good. God: I'm still not done! Angel: ... God: The people there are so determined and Stubborn they will do stupid things to be cool or prove themselves. Angel: why? You know what, I don't even want an answer

[@randomizer6553]

May I add a little? G:I'm Still not Finished! A:What now? G:Make it nearly disappear from the world 3 or 4 Times A:Wait what why! G:Because I'm F###### God A:Kurde G:Also make the people there called POLES. A:You know what that's the normalest thing I've heard you say after those

[@KeranPole]

G:also make the beer good and cheap A:ok G:and make people think that it's full of plungers and that they are technologically behind as far off as 20th century

[@yorukomitsui8654]

Little thing from me: G: Also, make it have multiple allies A: Country with friends? Sounds cool G: Oh, And they will stab it in the back, won't help once and feed it to Germany and Russia A: I think Lucifer messed up your look out on friendships

[@sketchingstudio5552]

oh my gOSH I WAS FEATURED IN THE VIDEO AND THUMBNAIL THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH :D

[@squashgoogolplex9392]

God creating Nigeria God: How about a country with resources, culture, and tons of people groups. Angel: Seems pretty normal. God: Now make it British. Angel: Okay. God: And make it like, so hot that you can get heat stroke in the winter. Angel: Oka- God: Oh, and make it really weird there to look at someone's eyes, use your left hand, or be on time. Angel: Wait for it.... God: Dwarf goats. Dwarf. Goats. Angel: WHAT ARE DWARF GOA-

[@damii1939]

Don't forget the corruption...lots and lots of corruption.

[@squashgoogolplex9392]

As a Nigerian I realize I should have put that

[@Candy-qx8dn]

I was looking for this in the video and I found it, you forgot that the people are super smart but have one of the most corrupt governments in the world.

[@shiroaranea2741]

Why is it weird to use your left hand and be on time?

[@Candy-qx8dn]

White Spider In Nigeria or being Nigerian it’s pretty much illegal to use your left hand unless your wiping your bum (part of the reason why). You see I don’t know why but African people can’t show up on time for the life of them.

[@Boricosa]

I just found this channel and fell in love with it.

[@lepoulet4691]

I spent three minutes trying to figure out what to comment so I’ll just comment my effort.

[@AHappyCub]

Bento Cat at least you tried

[@u..v.4157]

Bento Cat Well, you didn't do bad;

[@mattiarigo1155]

Bento Cat respectable

[@morganpaige7812]

Knowing God was drunk when he made New Zealand explains a lot about the environment I live in. It probably wouldn't make sense if he wasn't drunk

[@houselemuellan8756]

Plus the fact that its a sunken continent

[@0riginal_zer030]

Wait, Indonesia has 742 languages? Man, I know less about my home country than I thought I did!

[@raviolibirb8009]

Holy... are you serious

[@0riginal_zer030]

annoying person In my defense, I'm much more interested in the flora and fauna of my country than anything else.

[@raviolibirb8009]

0riginal_ZER0 yeah i get that. But, really tho, 742? And i bet not all indonesian people actually learn their own local languanges

[@entropysansgal7248]

0riginal_ZER0 yeah i know right. We have way more languages than we probably need.

[@0riginal_zer030]

annoying person I knew Indonesia has a lot languages but I didn't know we had 742 of them.

[@DanielRodrigues-so3id]

God making Portugal G: Pick a small, and I mean small, a very small piece of land. A: Weird... but ok. G: Make it so that that this country is know for their medium-quality wine and their beaches with not-too-hot water. A: That isn't a reason to be known for... G: Also make it so this country is bad in all aspects that you can ever imagine and make their Prime Minister an Indian. A: What?!? G: We need diversity in this world! Also, since we need a crazy country, make them invade every single piece of land from all continents during the XV and XVI centuries. We can also make them a country with a big amount of obese people! A: I'm tired… I no longer care… G: Also make them have a devastating earthquake followed by a tsunami that kills two thirds of the capital's population! Oooh, this will be funny. A: Why am I doing this !?!? G: Don't forget to make Americans think that this coutry is part of Spain. A: Holy shi--

[@lalanja7915]

As a portuguese person, I almost feel insulted XD

[@Squibbling]

God making Estonia G: You remember the land that no one knows about? A: Uh.. Finland..? G: Yeah, yeah, that one. Anyway make a smaller version of it. A: Mmkay... G: Add it next to it. A: Easy enough... G: Make it so that their language is kinda like finnish, but still completely different. A: How do you eve- G: AND NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT IT. I REPEAT *NO ONE* A: ...But why? G: Because I can. A: Ugh... (Edit: Read the replies, they make it even better!)

[@lizetetis]

Oh my! Bahahaha

[@marshmellohi]

Yup accurate

[@lottakiljunen8751]

And put there storks. Lots and lots of storks.

[@phoebe8719]

Crazy animal lover Where is Estonia?

[@eliisemiku7590]

Kinda accurate But also add that ...oh god it will take forever.. Germany, Denmark, Sweden and Russia invade it and then make the Germans and Russians act very jerky towards it, until it finally gets its freedom back and then make Russia and Germany fight over it all over again, make Russia win and 50 years of occupation which Estonia hates and then make them have their freedom by singing and join EU

[@StonksNZ]

2:20: as someone who lives in New Zealand, that is extremely true. Well done.

[@skillzmans4726]

God creating Romania G:Make a country shaped like a fish A:ok.. G: Put beautiful mountains in it A:This is acctualy nice... G:FILL THE COUNTRY WITH HALF-BLACK PEOPLE FROM INDIA THAT ARE MASTERS AT ROBNING PEOPLE A:God dammit...

[@bzzbzzzzzzzz]

Tuka Akut LMAOF SO FREAKING ACCURATE

[@skillzmans4726]

RainbowPancake mulțumesc!

[@bzzbzzzzzzzz]

:33

[@rsgxyt]

Very accurate

[@rajathapa87]

-Ok, get a little piece of land above India, -Ok -Now make everyone nice, -Ok, cool -Now make them unconquerable! -Ok? How? -Make them own the biggest mountain rage on earth, and that they fought a war with Britain, and then allied them -Got it -And put the most fierce warriors there and from there, O -And call them Nipple. -Umm, does, Nepal work? -Yeah, sure.

[@kenziecron7332]

God creating Germany God: take a piece of land Angel : okay God: Make it 633.4 miles away from England Angel : very specific but ok God: make it have a language that sounds extremely angry Angel: not the weirdest thing you asked God: now make a guy that try’s and take over the world killing millions of people in the process Angel: WHY God: IM NOT DONE Angel: UGGG WHAT ELSE God: make them make big salty dough Angel: why did you leave that for last? God *eating a pretzel* DO NOT QUESTION ME Angel: that looks good can I have some?

[@kuma1745]

U know what make that guy i was talking about hate jews and invade norway

[@innocentbutcursed1543]

Make sure those people can't take a joke and are too serious (I'm german and honestly most people really don't know how to have fun or what humour is. Sad, sad xD)

[@hahaimdying463]

Is no one going to acknowledge she spelled angel as angle

[@innocentbutcursed1543]

Aslayer i didn't noticed it until now HAHAHA

[@kuma1745]

Aslayer eh whatevs

[@mr.paulerbear2116]

I live in the Philippines and that accurate

[@wolf_quill]

God making Mexico G- Okay make this land long and hot A- Okay G- Make their culture have interesting food and dances A- Doesn’t sound too bad G- Now have the ancients build giant pyramids like the Egyptians A-...I am waiting for it G- And have the natives cut people’s hearts out for their ‘gods’ while having Spain invade and kill the all then later have the settle and make their own culture. A- There it is...Tch G- Don’t Get attitude with me A- Yes sir... G- Oh yeah and make them make messes up legends about a beast that eats their goats and steal their children. It’ll look like a hairless dog cat thing. A- Uh...God we need to return to your therapist now. G- SILENCE ! NOW ON TO HAWAII A- *sigh*

[@submariNervous]

"I learned my lesson after Danger-Noodle-Land" is my new favorite line.

[@c-seoul]

God creating Hungary G:Let's do this. A:Oh no. G: Chill, it's not that bad. A:You've said that before... G: Just do it. Make a big country that's shaped like a fish A:Okay...are there any fishes there, though? Seas, perhaps? G:Ah yes. Give it a sea, and a lot of natural resources. Surround it by mountains. A:Aww, how thoughtful of you. G: Give it a lot of drinkable water and minerals. A: This is actually starting to sound good. G:Aaaaand take all that away and leave it a tiny country, without the resources and sea. A: WAIT WHAT. G:Keep the water though. A:Seriously? G:Let the people speak an impossible language, too. A: *mutters* and you wonder why lucifer hates you. G:FUCKIN GO AND DO IT.

[@ylb2731]

Alternative Girl God:oh and also I'm hungry so make it food related Angel:we already have turkey God:ok make it Hungry but with an a somewhere in it that actually makes sense Angel:that makes sense God:AND HAVE IT BE THE SOURCE OF HORRID PUNS Angel:???

[@marshallmicr0wave510]

Nem is olyan nehéz- Oh OH sorry... Well this IS inpossible, but Just for not hungarian people ;)

[@cochigurlph7088]

2:51 the masterpiece of god is philippines nice job

[@timothyaster4337]

God making Austria Angel: Good, what next? God: You remember Germany? Angel: That country where everybody is angry all the time? God: Make its little cousin. Oh, and basically marry it to Italy and have them and France have a love-child called Switzerland. Angel: Okey, anything- God: Mountains. We need more mountains. Angel: Sure... God: Oh, oh oh. Make a famous actor, an incredibly gifted composer and the most well known and hated dictator come from it. Angel: Let me guess... God and Angel: Nobody knows about it.

[@klake5375]

Nobody knows about it? oh wait I play EU4, understandable

[@noticeme6412]

God: also make people joke about it being pronounced Austrailia

[@HomosapienNo94628]

😂😂😂

[@basmalaalkhalaf7270]

I live in England and I must say The England one was absolutely *On point*

[@badrequest9399]

It appears foreigners know about the "biscoito" and "bolacha" war. Brazil was incredibly spot on lmao

[@GumSkyloard]

Nah, i'm sure that's a Brazillian peep.

[@luismiguelmunhozsousa9916]

Bad Request by the way, the correct is bolacha

[@berg756]

Biscoito is for this the sweet ones and bolacha is water and Salt BOOM

[@brings2520]

Mah, country, Philippines... Come to think of it... It makes me feel weird now

[@farofficial9]

Some of the countries should have the replies too. It's not always accurate plus it can make it a bit Interesting. But it's your choice nonetheless.

[@Dizzybevvie]

yay! thanks Seymour!

[@khiarabreder4192]

AAAAAAAAAAAA ITS ME DUDE 1:12 WE DID IT BOIS Okay, seriously now, Thank you so much for including me hah

[@ken.zallen]

this helped me retain more information than any world geography class i have ever taken.

[@idkman2522]

God creating Portugal God: Remember Brazil ? A : yeah ? God : make it's language come from here A: okay... God: give it TONS of beautiful beaches and almost never have war A:done God : oh, and make it full of mountains, forests everywhere and very beautiful cities A: 3...2...1... God : AND MAKE IT FULL OF BEER ADDICTS, WOMEN WITH MOUSTACHES, BREAD, AND MAKE THEM LOVE FOOTBALL TO THE D E A T H A: there it is God : oh and make almost everyone forget it exists A : SON OF A---

[@GumSkyloard]

Ouch. It's so true it hurts. #PORTUGALCARALHO

[@eugeniacarvalho6552]

we need one in which God mentions the earthquake, tsunami and fire that happen that Will be so fun 😂🤣

[@Talla50k]

God making Scotland God: Ok let's make this country on this half of this island. Angel: But there's already a country on the other half of that island. G: Now lets give them some hills, grass, and some trees. A: mmk. G: Now lets give the people really funny clothing. A: How's that gonna help? G: Trust me. G: Now let's have both MEN and WOMEN wear mini-skirts! A: Sir I don't think that wi- G: And let's have their next door neighbor invade and conquer them to have them part of their empire for the next hundred years until this country has had enough of their neighbor and want to be independent! A: Jesus Christ sir calm down! G: Let's also make their national flower a plant that's not even a flower, but a THISSLE! Oh and it can cut people's throat A: Sir please calm down. G: Let's also make their national animal an animal that doesn't even exist! A: But why sir wh- G: Also let's make their signature dish a dish that is literally the most revolting thing on the planet! A: Stop... for the love of all things holy.. G: Finally let's give them a really good sounding instrument that looks stupid and an accent that people think they can immitate but actually can't.

[@orrins8554]

true

[@3zethe3zr]

OMG THAT IS SOOOO ACCURATE IM SCREAMING THANK YOU

[@dropkicksofthemurphys9696]

Haggis is delicious though. Even when you get it with the organs and such.

[@Talla50k]

Dropkicks of the Murphys Yeah, but it looks revolting. I actually quite enjoy haggis.

[@klake5375]

Englnand dindn't integrate Scotland via war (They fought them before, but never FULLY conquered them) The two united in 1710 to form Great Britain

[@DanielDaiki]

*God Making Mexico* God: "Okay, first, let's put it under the United States." Angel: "Mhm." God: "Have them have the most beautiful landscapes." Angel: "Yeah." God: "Have their people have their stereotype be that they love tacos and dress like mariachis." Angel: "Aaand there it is." God: "Oooh, Make them fall into an economic crisis so hard that even the government couldn't handle itself." Angel: "Wait, WHAT?!" God: "I dunno lol"

[@bloodymagpie4189]

2:39 I love this "I've learned my lesson after danger noodle land"

[@trexthriving]

God Making Japan: God: You know feudalism? Put more warlords in and make them stronger than the emperor. Make them the actual government. Angel: Sounds...pretty cool! Like a YA novel! God: They organize their military and make their government more western. Angel: Ok! God. Make everyone think they're lame until December 7th, 1941! They snap and attack America! Angel: Still somehow sounds like a YA novel, but less cool. It's still "cool" in that sense, but... no. God: America kills thousands of Japan's civilians with bombs (and poisons this one island called Bikini Atoll for basically forever). Plus, everyone in America is now racist towards the Japanese. Angel: It can't get any worse... God: I'M STILL NOT DONE. SILENCE. Angel: I spoke too soon. God: *a n i m e a n d p o k e m o n.* Angel: This is actually really cool! God: *snaps his fingers and creates weaboos and...other stuff* Angel: hOLY GUACAMOLE God: more like holy ME am i right?? cause i'm God??? ok

[@trexthriving]

please notice me, i spent ten minutes on this

[@AHappyCub]

God: and also hentai Angel: WTF MAN

[@trexthriving]

yeah i wanted to keep it pg

[@AugustoEL]

God: TENTACLE PORN!!!!!!

[@thalesdantas788]

I am fandom trash and hentai, and tentacle porn

[@juliemagnussen620]

God creating Norway: G: Okay, make small country A: K G: Make it look like a guitar A: On it! God: Make the people there find oil in the ocean next to them and become one of the richest countries in the world. A: Huh..this is actually a great idea! G: Make them have prisons that looks much better than the nursing homes. A: What why- G: I’M NOT DONE YET A: .... G: Make the rest of the world think that they have polar bears walking around in the streets. A: As you say..

[@CrossTrash]

JAPAN. G: so make a small chain of islands off the east of China. A:kk G: give them an awesome history that leads to fascinating mythology A:neato G:have them create super stylized cartoons that draw in a huge fanbase A:sounds fun G; have their be a massive debate over what language it should be spoken in. A: here we go... what's the second catch? G: tentacles. A:what? G: MAKE THE PORN HAVE TENTACLES. A:WHAT WHY??? G: BECAUSE TENTACLES!

[@quesproductions7170]

God making the USA God: I want something unique Angel: oh boy... God: make a landmass that looks like a weird animal Angel: oh...okay? God: Now! Make the people there really racist. Angel: *sigh* what's the catch God: the people are very diverse. Angel: that makes no sense- God: don't question me! Now... Make them have an annoying accent that changes in every region in the country, lol Angel: anything else? God: yes Angel: that was re-... never mind God: make them invade every innocent country with no mercy. Make them not the brightest. Also... Give them nukes, lol Angel: I'm moving in with Lucifer...

[@WaddelingProductions]

Que's Productions I’m not really sure how to feel about this

[@thehumanoddity]

"Make them really racist" Is it even a stereotype that we are racist?

[@quesproductions7170]

trevor bgs I British friends and I have Australian friends. They both say that they thought America was going to be racist before they moved here.

[@thehumanoddity]

What the fuck do they watch, CNN and BBC?

[@quesproductions7170]

trevor bgs it's just a plain stereotype. Every country has one.

[@thediomio8253]

god creating montenegro G:okay make a small country in balkens A:okay G:give them lot of mountain A:..well thia isnt bad at all G:make all people lazy A:why G:BECAUSE I SAY SO A:........okay........ G:make all mountainous black A:Why .. G:and call it.....Hmmm N...n...ni Montenegro A:TF

[@torugho]

manio sito If you translate it (I don't know their language) from Portuguese to English you get : Black hill (black mountain, whatever)

[@thediomio8253]

cultivar, craftar e capturar yeah that literally the name of the country crna gora> montenegro black mountain it because of the forest that make mountain look like black

[@blobbywassabi]

God Makes Bosnia G:Take a bird shaped land. A:ok. G:Give beautiful landmarks! A:Ok this sounds grea- G:Now put landmines on their hills and make them the most in danger from evil factory stuff... A:Of course and you'll give them a weird personality or something... G:GREAT IDEA! A:I'll just shut up...

[@undertrash1960]

How about god creating human feelings? Like creating love God; SO HUMANS... how about, love Angel: awhhh that sounds all cute!- God: Make it so they feel all cute and happy on the head Angel: Awh okay- God: which makes them look like a stuttering mess sometimes even drunk Angel: uhm, alright? God: AND WHEN THEY GET REJECTED, THEY FEEL LIKE THE WORLD IS CRUSHING THEM AND EVERYTHING IS HURTING AND THAT- Angel: I DON’T EVEN WANT YOU TO CONTINE God: I AM GOD AND LOVE Angel: that’s cup- GOD: IN THE NAME OF LOVE

[@koyukiblue3426]

Thats true god i live in the philipines and its so warm did you forget that and usa and philipines agreed to helped eachother

[@j_soline]

God making hellgrammites: G: Okay, so take a worm. A: Okay.... G: Give it 18 legs. A: Oh no. G: Make it travel and fresh water and give it jaws that are 5-8 centimeters or 2-3 inches long. Oh, and throw in a liter of nightmare fuel. A: Why are you like this??? G: And make its final form have wings so it can terrify the humans. A: What is its name? It kinda sounds hellish. G: Hmmmm. HELLGRAMMITES! A: And this is why Lucifer left!

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

“Birds made out of kiwi fruit” is hilarious because in reality it’s the other way around. The “kiwi fruit” is actually the Chinese gooseberry. However, because of its resemblance to the fuzzy brown flightless bird, a New Zealand-based produce company, Turners and Growers, began selling gooseberries under the brand name “Kiwi”. Eventually this brand became synonymous with the product itself.

[@celeglossata]

Don’t know if anyone did this one already but WHO CARES God Creating France God: Okay see that chunk of land next to Spain? Angel: Yyyyeah? God: Make it the master of fashion and romance, and have them give one of the most well-known pieces of history to America. Angel: Oh that actually sounds nice for once- God: Make ‘em eat snails Angel: WHAT THE CRAP?! God: And make like 75% of their language a bunch of letters thrown together that aren’t even pronounced. Angel: ... This. Is why. We can’t have NICE THINGS-

[@taxicbb5329]

Spam Master Art yes plEASE

[@mathmeth5063]

Snails are delicious

[@Sarfonix]

It's so truueeeee

[@kurtxuereb2753]

Hahah æ

[@noticeme6412]

french language in a nutshell

[@urmomkv4408]

I’m Vietnamese and that description is on point.

[@sibit3608]

God creating Jamaica G: take some land. A: okay. G: make it beautiful and have beaches and mountains all over it. A: sounds great G: make it a melting pot of cultures. G: have it be in slavery until 1838. A: why would you do that! G: CUZ ENGLAND I made it last time A: anything else *gulp* G: yes have a folktale about a badass old woman that farts knives. A: WHAT THE HELL ,WHY G: DON'T QUESTION ME

[@hunibear2193]

3:04 As a Phillipna (girl from the Philippines) that is more or less accurate

[@lex_cat11]

2:18 I laughed really hard at that for some reason

[@hampeace69420]

SAME! And hey :DD

[@honeneko]

God creating South Africa G: New country! A: Ugh... G: So make it in Africa A: Alright G: Now make it rich with diamonds and a lot of coast A: Oh coo- G: NOW A SHIT TON OF ELEPHANTS A: Dammit G: Also, 3 Capitals A: Bu- Whatever...

[@55Disa]

God creates Kazakhstan and Caspian sea G: Make the land that look like a fish. A:Sounds stupid but k G: Mix asians, arabs and russians! A:Interesting... G:Now put it in the middle of continent! A:But there is no water! G:Uuuugh... Fine, give them the biggest lake on the earth! A: Wow, you probably in the good mood toda- G:Yea yea yea, now name it "Caspian sea"! A: But you said that this is a lake! G:And? A:... A: k

[@hibiscuspetals02]

The Brazil one is so accurate I'm crying

[@FelixGotLost]

God creating Slovenia: G: So let it have a lot of forests and beautiful mountains. A: Ok, interesting... G: Make it have one of the most beautiful caves in the world... A: Done! That's really nice! G: Actually make it full of caves! A: Wait... Wh.. G: Now make a country with a similar name and make everyone confused about which one is which. A: BUT WH.... G: Oh! Oh! Make it have a shape of a CHICKEN!! A: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN... -___-

[@FunkyVibin]

God Creates Britain God: Make it large Angel:okay. God: Have them drink a lot of tea Angel:okay.... That’s not bad... God: And also, make them snobby rich people who start a war with China because their tea is too expensive. Angel: I’m starting to question why I came... God: SHUT UP!

[@FunkyVibin]

And where did the other angel go? Is he working for Lucifer now?

[@vascoalves00]

God creating Portugal God: So... Remeber Spain? Angel:... Yeah...? God: I've changed my mind.Take a piece of it and make it another country. Angel: but- God: Make them have great beaches, the biggest waves, and a nice climate throughout the year... Angel: Wow... That sounds amazing for once! God: Also, make the people discover Brazil and many lands, make them fearless, make them conquer the oceans, make them be neutral in every war, make- Angel: I can't believe? No catches? Are you just gonna be THAT generous?! I lov- God: Of course not! Make everyone believe this country either doesn't exist or its a province of Spain... Also, make it so that for some reason whenever someone is good at their job, they leave the country to work somewhere else! Angel: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[@baovo6061]

So I'm from Vietnam and I have to say that was extremely accurate

[@Evarace]

Yep, I called it! He won't choose mine because it was so darn long hahaha! I have fun writing the comment about the accuracy. It is been fun, Ph_Cebuano! :) (If you guys don't know, I'm the one who made very long comment about Philippines. I knew I won't be chosen, but hey, the quote "Have these typhoons conga line through this country" is pretty dark but really funny :P)

[@EnimsaMoon]

TechLogicz keep it up

[@Evarace]

Rave Fournier I mean, in being all honest, I'm actually little disappointed, but seeing the likes I got and how many people agreed and laughed at my jokes. It made me happy. So, even I knew I wasn't chosen, but at least it made some people day from my dark jokes :)

[@CEBph5997]

I honestly thought mine wouldn't be picked. I thought yours would because I saw Seymour like your comment. But yes, the Conga Line of Typhoons and Hurricanes was a dark humor at it's finest lmao.

[@Evarace]

ph_Cebuano Eyy! You're here! I keep imagining the typhoons and hurricanes keep stepping on Philippines' back. Poor Phili. You commented that you couldn't find my comment. I didn't remove it tho. Maybe KZbin is being fucked up or something XD

[@CEBph5997]

TechLogicz Oh, okay, I'll try to find it

[@kristinehedeburkal7441]

That moment when you're from Denmark, a not so well known country, and they include it :))))) And then they say you have an impossible language and it rains too much DDD:

[@that_kid_nobody_notices]

God creating the north pole: G: okay. Remember tuxedo bird land? A: how could I forget? G: well, copy it, but on the top of the earth. A: okay, what's next? G: get rid of the tuxedo birds. A: what? But, then nothing lives there. G: okay. Hear me out. A: oh no. What is it? G: fill it with ice bears, killer seals, ice wolves, killer whales- A: are you only filling it with dangerous things?! G: no! Killer whales are just called that to sound cool... anyways, add small chubby beluga whales, and unicorn whales. A: anything else? G: Make sure you put a big jolly guy in a red suit, with a workshop run by elves up there. Oh! And he rides a sled driven by flying reindeer. A: now you lost me. G: he only eats cookies, and delivers presents. But only to good kids. A: what about the bad kids? G: flammable rocks. A: sir... are you okay...?

[@Semitura]

**God creates Spain** God: take a peninsula Angel: okay God: make it have beaches, mountains and rivers. Angel: a little bit excessive, but why not? God: let them have their own languaje and unique food, Angel: lucky... God: a weird tradition of killing bulls as a show Angel: dude what the- God: they are VERY passionate about soccer. Angel: not this again.... God: oh, and have a ton of languajes simmilar to spanish that are only spoken in one zone of the country. Angel: ....I need a break

[@madisonattard3598]

God making Sweden G: INTERN TIME TO MAKE A COUNTRY! GET OVER HERE I DON’T HAVE ALL DAY! A: Ok sir... G: Make this place have 9 million people living there. A: Ok. That's fine. Since some of the countries have over 100 million people. G: Make it mild. All seasons. Oh! And make it almost always covered in snow! A: *sigh* Ok, I wrote that down.. G: Make a guy who has over 63 million people subscribed to him on KZbin live there. A: Ok. I wanna watch this guys videos. Ok let me make this place. G: I'M. NOT. DONE. A: *swallows* O-ok sir. G: Make it have tree hotels. A: Dafuq..t-tree hotels?! WHY TREE HOTELS?! G: BECAUSE I CAN A: O-ok S-sir

[@lio-the-chaotic]

Omg I was in the video at 4:09! Thanks! 😊

[@greasybutter9600]

God Creates the Philippines 2018 G: Okay, so make a country that is shaped like a dog A: okay, interesting G: Make them have good diversity A: mhmm.. G: Make the people want to be white A: wait wha- G: Also make a war to drugs happen A: God, this is too much G: SILENCE, I'm not done A:.. G: and make some people do rape even if it's illegal A: God damn it

[@Cobleemil]

God creating Finland G: *inhales* Ice A: what? G: ICE

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_And just to make it interesting..._ *sprinkle Earth with jerks* ~ God

[@misskawaii9616]

I'm Brazilian and this is cool :3

[@connorfox1551]

God making mexico G: Okay put it just south of America A:Okay G:now make Americans both love and despise them at the same time A: wha... G:Now have American settlers move in, not agree with the laws, and the US invades and take half their land A: Why do you want every human to suffer...

[@lordfarquuad207]

2:18 Well, that sums up my country perfectly

[@stuffandthings834]

Making Greece G: Right, we need someplace that will be sort of a model to all civilization A: Sounds neat, how bad could it be? G: East of Bootland, we will have a stretch of land with mountains and a few islands A: Sounds fine so far G: Have them make both the finest warriors in history AND democracy! A: Yeah that's important, I can see why these guys are the model G: Have them all sorta hate each other A: ... Fine G: Make them have the most INCESTUOUS RELIGION EVER A: What are you doing?! G: That Bootland will then steal that religion and conquer the Mediterranean! A: Anything else? G: Have them create sporting events in the hope of world peace A: That's actually kinda nice of you G: The original versions of this sporting event will be performed naked! A: Are you actually drunk again?! G: YES! Because that religion has a GOD OF WINE!! A: couldn't it be like, a god of beer or something? G: CEASE QUESTIONS! WINE IS FANTASTIC! G: ... G: Actually you're right, wine tastes awful (seriously if you look into it Hades marries his niece, Zeus marries his sister(but knocks up pretty much everyone else within reach), and Erebus(the something of something) has sex with his mother Nox(Night) after they defeat his dad Chaos(yes, that's where we get the term) and then the universe exists somehow, it's all REALLY WEIRD)

[@crinyx3388]

I can totally picture the two angels drinking together to forget about god's antics. And the newest angel is complaining a lot because he's new to this and the other one just pats him in the back and is like "You get used to it after a while"

[@Rudium226]

God creates Japan G:okay so make a island A:okay G:and make it have all tiny islands around it A:ok unique island G:and remember America A:........yes? G:make it have the fastest train in the world and technology way better than America A:but why G and make it super kawaii A:what. kawaii? G:and make it have earthquakes like 3 thousand times a day A:oh of coarse! Ya your drunk G: and make 70% of its population vanish cause a tsunami A:please stop! G:RESPECT YOUR MASTER! A:ok fine

[@so-fish-ticated]

The leaning tower of Pisa is in Italy It’s italicized

[@mickeyl1501]

WAS LUCIFER THE ORIGINAL INTERN?!?!??

[@CEBph5997]

Mickey L Maybe?

[@isaakisabel9517]

I love both of the angels--

[@representativeirelandboyz1484]

God creating Norway G: Make the it really cold A: okay G: Make it have lots of mountains A: okay G: Make it have lots of oil A: Okay seems like a good country G: make it get fought over by everyone A: weird but okay G: Make it have a vault full of seeds A: Okay... G: Make it have the same flag as like 7 other countries A: Why? G: Why not? One country that actually makes sense and has okay Geography

[@wolfeclipsed-0354]

Representative IRELANDBOYZ12 Yay !! Another God creating Norway joke !! I am scrolling enough to find these .

[@nickgood4170]

@@wolfeclipsed-0354 same tho

[@houselemuellan8756]

God making New Zealand: G- Make a continent A- ok- G- NOW SINK IT TO THE OCEAN!!! A- Why?? G- Fine! Leave a small bit of the mountains above the sea level! A-....

[@stickynoteszz]

God makes South Korea God: Make an absolutely BEAUTIFUL country with mountains and a lot of fresh air Angel: Huh, Nice. God: Now make it have people who are somehow perfect looking Angel: Not too bad! God: Now make the music AWESOME, and also it has great shows and fashion sense Angel: Oooooookay so is that it? God: Nope, Now put it next to a country with a load of nukes and have them be at war for years killing a crap ton of people, also make it tiny Angel while crying in a corner: I thought it was gonna be a good one for once!! ;-;

[@froggie365]

Lyra Locket Pretty people?? Plastic surgery much

[@SkyJuiceChannel]

Now make them not appreciate their face and change it too plastic!

[@diepssuarez2676]

Creating California G: Ok so take this land that’s super diverse A: Ok... G: Has amazing sports like surfing, skiing, and many beaches A: Fun! I like it! G: Now, order 5,000 earth quakes and Valcanoes! A: Why are you so mean G: Also make it so it provides a lot of fruit A: Where are you going with this? G: and name it after a vegetable. Kale anybody? A: * banging his head on a wall *

[@taco1897]

I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD!!!

[@LuneWatcher]

All the way from London? Damn.

[@serunidewikirana3979]

I'M NOT HERE FOR YOOUUUUUUU

[@silvernsky4066]

OOoOooOoH!

[@artizonka1353]

I KNOW MY SISTER LIKE I KNOW MY OWN MIND-

[@henrynarkiewicz8778]

You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind

[@kiwicrayonz]

(When NZ makes it Into a video) me: (distant screaming) helll yeahhhhhh!

[@randomweeb9179]

Anyone else a athiest, but loves this? I know I do

[@noticeme6412]

i also enjoy this. i am an atheist btw

[@stephaniesauer3407]

notice me Yes, me too!

[@rawarori]

Me.

[@Junaetzia]

me

[@playernic1584]

2:43 EYYYYY ITS MAH COUNTRY!!!!!! (As a person living in the Philippines that is basically our history right there)

[@citrusred2670]

[God making Romania] G: Take this patch of land A: Okay.. G: And shape it like a fish A: so far so good... G: Give it gorgeous landscapes that the people there destroy A: ... G: Now make the people there fight for their freedom for 15 or more centuries A: Um.. G: Oh yeah, and make one of their leaders be iconic enough to create a legend A: Alright, what kind of legend? G: A legend about people with sharp teeth that drink blood and turn into bats, but die if they go in the sun. Or eat garlic. A: ...Okay? G: Oh, and make the people in this country with great potentials but neither the money nor the support to use them unless they move to another country. A: That's kinda mean, don't you think- G: YOU WILL DO AS I SAY A: *gulps* G: Oh yeah, also make them have a song that's very viral and that everyone knows, but can't figure out what language it is because they never heard of the country. For real now, my country is pretty darn poor :/

[@maroon3538]

Love this

[@Defty-picklez]

why does that dude have the spot??? 2:48 I've been livn in da philipines my WHOLE LIFE.

[@tealtrashcan5338]

Yo God. You forgot to mention everyone's favorite plumber -Luigi- Mario

[@connorcallan1112]

-Waluigi-

[@staff_for_a_sage]

God creating 2020: Ya know what? *Fuck it.* *_JUST POUR ALL THE BAD SHIT INTO A SINGLE YEAR._*