God Creating Quite Some More Countries [Written By Youtube Comments]

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[@copyrightbread6529]

*God Creating Heaven* G: Okay let’s see here....I need a home for dead people. A: Fair enough, I mean we are just living on a small cloud. G: Make this cloud REALLY BIG. A: Room for more people I assume. G: Make it really pretty! A: Uh-huh. G: Make a giant white building! Really fancy! A: Yup, this might actually be good. G: Make sure that we give Hell a terrible reputation! A: WHY? You know their actually kid of chill! G: Shut up! I do what I want! A: Jesus Christ....Whatever.. G: DONT BRING MY SON INTO THIS

[@mmmm-lg2mj]

J: Dad can we Make Judas suffer in the darkest and hottest corners of hell? G: THATS MY BOY A: god damit G: want to join them? A: N-no sir...

[@jacobwells9207]

G: And make it SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER exclusive

[@CoffeesAndCats]

God creating God G: yes.

[@locklynn9378]

G: hmm... A: what now? G: I have an idea A: great... G: let's make a really powerful being A: okay... G: make some people argue about it's gender but it not exactly have one, being called a dude anyway... A: ...okay? G: give it a book that people argue about all the time A: this sounds familiar...? G: and make it want to torment all beings by making many seemingly uninhabitable places. A: we already have one of those... G: oh really? What's it called then? A: *mumbles* i don't get paid enough for this...

[@aidenh2883]

(God creating babies) G: Okay, when humans are just born. A: Mhmmm G: Make them super adorable. A: Okay! G: Make everyone love them. A: Yep. G: Make them super funny and playful. A: Something bad is going to happen... G: MAKE THEM HUGE BARFING AND SHITTING MACHINES. THAT THE BIGGER HUMANS MUST CLEAN! A: *Gags*

[@izumiursa8927]

[God creating the U.S.A] G: Make everyone hate it, even it's citizens A: What

[@jen4894]

The Otaku Gamer accurate

[@syl5191]

Accurate

[@Dave11078]

He already did usa

[@confettiveda2460]

_Accurate_

[@artistic-ampharos7979]

*THAT ENDED QUICKLY*

[@AyaBo_]

God creating Austria: G: So... We need more countries in Europe... A: why? Europe is pretty small... Does it really need so many countries? G: YES! So... Make a country on top of Italy and make it super fancy and famous for classical music... A: OK sounds good so far G: Make it ruled by a famous royal family that we call... the Habsburgs A: Interesting. G: Make it fuse with Hungary for a while. A: Why? G: DON'T QUESTION ME! A: OK... sry... G: Give it the best food and a big variety of cakes. A: Alright that's actually cool... G: put a really talented 5 year old kid there who's better than all the other adults in classical music. A: hm... That's something new... Where are the fucked up parts? G: *coughs* MAKE IT THE MAIN REASON FOR TWO WORLD WARS AND MAKE THE PEOPLE THERE HATE GERMANY--- A: WTF G: I'M NOT DONE YET!!! Give it a name similar to Australia so everyone mixes them up. Also make them suck at soccer but extremely good in skiing AND make them speak German with a special dialect which is impossible to understand. A: oh my god...

[@potatoqueen707]

How god made Prussia G: So, take that chunk of land A: Okay! G: Now, make them speak German A: Hm.... G: Now make them slightly powerful A: Wow, this is okay so far G: Also, make their flag super cool! A: Okay, where’s the catch? G: What are you talking about? A: G: A: G: When WW2 ends they dissolve, and the only reason people know about it is because of an anime.... A: I KNEW IT!!!

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

Misty Rose Actually everyone knows of Prussia because of their fucking SPACE MARINES and OP units in general in video games.

[@potatoqueen707]

The First Primaris Cato Sicarius I know, I was just joking because I’m a Hetalian XD

[@potatoqueen707]

Matthew Williams MARUKAITE CHIKYUU!!!!

[@elementalkat49]

Misty Rose BOKU HETALIA

[@vickwhyvideos6770]

And make the comment section of this whole series full of fans of that anime

[@x-90]

God Creating The UAE G:okay make it have lots of oil A:ok G: make them rich A:oh nice G:and nice cars A:Yes, G:nice city A:this is actually nice G:make it a million degrees! A: WTF G: and covered in sand A:Really?! G: and marked it have weird borders and war A: *slams head on floor* WHYYYYY

[@TheCasualGerman]

G: Oh and make laws to opress Woman

[@alessandraf.moulinn.santos7235]

Experience has taught me that EXACTLY

[@therealslmccl]

Wait...so if Lucifer punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good? Alternatively, if Lucifer is evil, why doesn’t he just throw a huge party for the sinners?

[@tiagocosta6605]

FandomTrash93 *Harvard is knocking on your door*

[@JohnDoe-ts3sx]

FandomTrash93 because according to both the Bible and Paradise Lost Lucifer is also being punished down there by just the general environment.

[@amurican-arteest6574]

You have figured out the key to lyfe, now with this key there is a door with like 50 Twinkies behind it. So yeah, life.

[@Sjors_]

To answer your first question: Pride. To answer your second question: Spite.

[@braydoboss4090]

Everyone seemingly mistakes that Satan doesn't own hell. It's his prison too. He's just more powerful of a force than a human, which in turn, allows his influence to carry on into today's society. Satan's in just as much pain as everybody else down there

[@buahball960]

God creates Germany God: You know Europe? Angel: Yeah. G: Let's create something in the middle of it! A: Okay... G: Make it flat to the north and have some mountains on the south with rivers in the west and east. A: Okay, sounds pretty normal. G: Now make hundreds of countries in there that people didn't even know. A: Wait, what-- G: Now make someone unify it. A: Wow, fantastic. G: AND MAKE IT LOSE TWO WORLD WARS and also make their money worthless. A: God, can we please just recover their money? G: Okay make their economy recover and make them the leading industrial power in Europe. A: Isn't that too much? G: *SHUT UP THIS IS MY WORLD*

[@malin3536]

Buahball How I hate these stereotypes about Germany...

[@solar0wind]

officially Potter Why? What he said was true. If he'd said "make them _cause_ two world wars", I would've been annoyed too. But I think he did a great job

[@mikael1748]

officially Potter why? they are so funny!

[@liezath4127]

germany is one country how can it have lots of smaller countries inside?

[@mikael1748]

lieza th it is a federal republic. there are 16 states with an own gouvernment, responsible for schools, police, Infrastruktur and other regional stuff.

[@collisionsc-7875]

God: Ok Lucifer, I'll let you create ONE country Lucifer: Alright make a giant ice cube, it has to be bigger than most existing countries Angel: Fair enough Lucifer: Roads cannot be properly made so everyone uses planes Angel: Slightly dystopic but it's coming from you Lucifer: No one gets access to fresh vegetables and fruits, and has to hunt whales for food Angel: Now we're getting somewhere Lucifer: Make it that in the winter that the sun never rises Angel: Alright maybe you are as bad as God himself Lucifer: Now make it the most suicidal place in the world, and it's colonizer doesn't even want it Angel: Seems ok, better than most of God's creations, what are you going to call it? Lucifer: Greenland

[@spook404]

Collision SC- Angel: *gives up*

[@charadreemurr8781]

Collision SC- In a nutshell 😂

[@safespace4680]

ShadySableye77 greenland

[@maddscraft5459]

ShadySableye77 It literally said what country it is in the comment...

[@Peter_5885]

turts555 Greenland is Danish territory.

[@artisticaddy3571]

**God creating Gay People** G: Take a human. A: Easy. *sigh* G: Make it a male. A: Alright..? G: Make a second male A: Where is this goi- G: I'M NOT DONE! G: Make them love eachother. A: Awww... Cute! G: Now make people hate these relationships. A: I hate my job...

[@melaniecrybabyivanemilioma9809]

CapCrumbs The Mighty you know that not true

[@destoyer094]

Melanie crybaby Ivan EmilioMartintor Stereotypes, funny yet false a portion of the time

[@Твоямамагей-ц7д]

How haven't any extreme Christians come and burn this comment down to the ground with comments like 'God didn't create gays they're an abomination'? I'm actually amazed at the world rn, in a good way of course.

[@roisinmurphy9897]

System of a Disturbed Linkin R.E.SoundKorn not all christians hate gays. I’m a catholic but I think people should be able to be with and love whoever they want.

[@arsenal4739]

Additionally Addy oh so that's how it started

[@ThatBunnyDude]

God creating Fairly OddParents God: "Ah, there...done with these 'Fairy God Parents', gave them some of my own magic and a city named Fairy World." Angel: "Oh, interesting choices, sir! So, you'll be their boss too?" God: "Pffft, nah. Already got around on making an Arnold Schwarzenegger fairy as the boss." Angel: "...W-Wha...?" God: "IT'S FUNNY, OK?"

[@pelzebub6664]

Actually the boss fairy is based on john claude van damme.

[@TheCrowMage]

Butch Hartmann is god? Well, can't argue with that.

[@afiqzul-star8768]

this is great but you don't have to put quotation marks for speech if you are making it in script form.

[@ThatBunnyDude]

It's just used to make it sound more smart. And proper, in my opinion.

[@aidenbar511]

God creates math: God: I got an idea! ANGEL!!!!!! Angel: What is it? God: These humans are in chaos! I’ll give them something to count numbers. Angel: Okayy... God: They can do complex equations and multiply and divide and add numbers and subtract them. Angel: Pretty Neat! God: And it makes them really smart. Angel: Finally something without a stupid and ridiculous catch! God: I WAS JUST GETTING TO THAT PART! Angel: Fine... God: Have anyone who participates in this system get beat up by a bunch of other people... Angel: Wha God: Make it EXTREMELY BORING, like, BORING TO DEATH BORING. Angel: STOP, YOUR OUT OF CONTROL!!! God: Have shoved right in everyone’s faces for 2 and a half decades straight... Angel: WHY DO I HA God: And have a machine that can do it all instantly anyway... Angel: So what’s the point then? God: It’s a torture method! Ya know what? I’ll call it M.A.T.H (Mental Abuse To Humans) Angel: . . . . . .

[@sejalmateo0361]

Aiden Barsimantov this is hilarious 😂!!

[@jevilsmagikarpasianmagikar2265]

My mind is 🤯

[@manicpixiedreamhurl03]

Aiden Barsimantov So that’s what math means

[@saintsweetsubs]

M. A. T. H. S Mental Abuse To Human Species

[@jeofficialjoker]

god creating north korea god: okay so put it next to japan and china a: ok done god: make it look gorgeous a: okay? god: make it’s language look like a mix of japanese and chinese a: and..? god: make no one be able to leave the country and have them start all the beef a: **slams head against clipboard angrily**

[@catsmore9944]

Elleviathan Do you mean North Korea, because there are only North Korea and South Korea, not Korea

[@stephenmcginnis5488]

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure people are allowed to leave South Korea...

[@gayle7989]

Elleviathan be more specific

[@ladycrpyticcreepy]

Elleviathan I hope you’re talking about North Korea...because I’m from South Korea, plus it’s only the government and the dictator that made North Korea the way it is...( 💢-_-)

[@jeofficialjoker]

@Lil CryticCreepy OH MYGODIM SO SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU

[@shanryder]

God creating Sealand: G: I want to make another country! A: What?! There's no more land to put them on! G: ...make it a sea fort that England abandoned. A: *sigh* I don't know what a fort is but at this point I've learned to improvise. G: Give it a prince. A: Okay G: Good, now put 27 people on it. A: isn't this too small to be a country? G: Make most of the world ignore that they are a self proclaimed country except for Japan who will use it as a character in a kindof offensive comedy about all the countries as people. A: WTF!

[@vickwhyvideos6770]

Shan Ryder And make it want to be friends with other self proclaimed countrys in that kind of offensive anime comedy

[@galaxygirl001]

Yay he's back my favorite angel I missed you

[@galaxygirl001]

Even though I don't live in the Neverlands the weather here is just like it

[@Slttvestite]

You had 100 likes so I had to ruin it

[@Alex2000_cos]

Libby galaxygirl the nederlands is just weerd of weather I know that bicas I live there

[@galaxygirl001]

Dream Star I feel bad for you hot cold raining you don't what to expect do you

[@allison3650]

Dream Star not trying to be mean but..... The spelling hurts my head

[@SB-vs9dn]

God creating Latvia G:ok make a country with a lot of swamps and wood's A:okay G:make it have a complicated history A:okay G:make it have a impossible language A:okay? G:AND MAKE IT SO NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS COUNTRY A:*sigh*

[@bernadeta4713]

LMAO I'm Latvian. Good one.

[@eliisemiku7590]

The Baltic curse No one knows about them

[@SuperSansCraftPhone]

Angel #3: Why are there so many countries that no one knows abou- God: SILENCE!!!

[@mrbitches1638]

v. g. Theres a country called Lativa?

[@SuperSansCraftPhone]

Yeah, that's the first I heard

[@creativejuice963]

Whenever I imagine God creating people in the modern era, I think of a data base of different folder of characteristics, facial features, and different colours for hair and skin colour. He’s just sitting there at the computer chilling and create whatever the hell he wants. That is how God creates people.

[@akiko3337]

God creating France G: okay, make it north to Italy, and South to Holland A: cool G: Make the weather nice, give it a capital with a bunch of stuff, and everyone wanting to go there, while still having a nice countryside A: oooh I like that ! G: give them nice gastronomy... A: cool ! ...So no catch G: and make them eat frogs and snails A: WHY THE-

[@cledon.]

G:Also make the people surrender easily. Jk I know french are cool! But their art is edgy af.

[@jochem420]

It still isnt Holland. The guy even explained in this video. ITS CALLED THE NETHERLANDS FFS

[@domikrovideos5553]

God creating Czechia G: Do you remember Poland, make that but smaller A: Ok G: Make it have beautiful landscape and huuuge forests A: Good enough G: Give them rich history, beautiful castles... A: where's the catch? G: Make everyone an alcoholic, give them a drunktard president, make them love hockey so much that even the police doesn't respect the law about having to be silent at night when they're watching it and make 50% of them hate everyone who's not slav and make the other 50% hate everyone who's not part of western culture A: *sigh* G: and make them the only country that uses the letter Ř A: HOW DO YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE THAT?

[@blackwolfgaming820]

Domikro Videos who c a forget Poland we dronk more vodka than we breath

[@justmike1201]

And make people know almost nothing about it.

[@domikrovideos5553]

Exactly xd

[@vickwhyvideos6770]

Honestly, how *do* you pronounce that?

[@domikrovideos5553]

VickWhy Videos kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHi3g4mEZqaAh9E like this

[@dmittleman9757]

God Making (and Destroying) Atlantis Warning: LONG Angel: Oh, you made a new country all by yourself? God: Take a look! It’s an island with lots of colorful plants and animals. Angel: I see. God: I gave it rich and beautiful culture with lots of temples. Angel: Nice! God: And the people there are gonna be super smart! Geniuses! Angel: Okay, what else? God: That’s it! Angel: Really? No cataclysmic weather? God: No, just clear blue skies. Angel: No ridiculous new language? God: Nope. Angel: No arbitrary customs or wars? God: I hope not. Angel: That’s...amazing. This looks like a genuine utopia. God: I know, this is going to be my best work yet! Angel: Great! Where’s it going to go? God: Riiiight here! God: *spills cup of water over Atlantis* ... ... Angel: At least you tried...

[@solar0wind]

D Mittleman Just blue sky? Omg, that's terrible. I'm German, and my region hasn't had proper rain in months. Everything is dry outside, plants die, and my dog (a Finnish breed) almost collapses every time she's outside because of the heat. I've never experienced Germans looking forward to rain. If this situation continues, my area will become the Sahara 2.0, and my people will invent rain dances...... So... rain is nice. Take it from someone who doesn't have any. 😂

[@CeriTsujimura]

Hell is a country now? Anyone have a Visa for hell?

[@iphily20]

Ceri Tsujimura I'm like searchin for the embassy

[@vickwhyvideos6770]

Ceri Tsujimura there's a town in Norway called Hell

[@CeriTsujimura]

Hory shet really? owo

[@marcusmyge]

You just need a schengen visa. And it is easy to get to, the airport is right next door. www.google.no/maps/place/7517+Hell/@63.4444435,10.8609983,13z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x466d16fb3ae6fd6d:0x1596b57897c52a6b!8m2!3d63.4451715!4d10.9052167

[@henryhey2985]

Ceri Tsujimura Yeah the visa is death

[@squashgoogolplex9392]

God creating the United Kingdom God: How about, um, just, err, make an island. Angel: Okay. God: Make it take over like, a fourth of the world, from every continent. Angel: Wait- God: Make its weather always rainy, and have it have been involved in basically every conflict ever in some way. Angel: What? God: Let's see.... Oh! And make everyone confused as to is it 4 countries, 3 countries, or 1 country, and have its people have this weird accent. Angel: ....... This is, actually, pretty normal compared to a lot of- God: You know what? Just throw some corgis and a flawed Parliament system into it and we'll be fine. Angel: I give up. God: Make its people speak this language that makes no sense. Angel: Anything else? God: Give them a queen who won't die. Angel: Why? God: Because I said so. Oh and, make them drink lots of tea.

[@chaosco6462]

Queen who wont die

[@thestrangerthattalks9516]

This deserves to be on a spot light

[@roboami9982]

G:and tea lots and lots of tea

[@squashgoogolplex9392]

@Zane Mind if I add that?

[@Kanat17]

squashGoogolplex I especially hope this one's in the next vid

[@SOTEvoid]

How God Made Croatia: God: Make it look like boomerang! Angel: Ummm...o...kaaaaaayyyy. God:Make it have Good Football players. Angel:Okay. What else? God:Make them win all the matches,but the final one,same goes for every sport. Angel: Umm...What? Why? God: 'cause I love watching Croatians suffer. Angel:W. T. F.?! OoO

[@reljagajic4101]

YaoiYaoiYaoiYaoiYaoiYaoiYaoiYaoiYaoiYaoi Is Hot God is a serb

[@novaeeeee]

God creating Turkey: G - I’m feeling hungry. A - Turkey? G - Wonderful. Make it a country. A - ...Are you really making a country because you’re hungry? G - Yep. A - -I can’t really be surprised after the danger noodles anymore-

[@Mayflowercrochet]

God making Prussia (a part of germany) G: cut Germany in half A: okay..? G: now name it PRUSSIA, like Russia with a p A: what? G: NOW MAKE IT THE WEIRDEST CHARACTER IN HETALIA! A: HETALIA DOESN'T EVEN EXIST YET! G: PASTAAAAAAAAA

[@vickwhyvideos6770]

Why isn't the angel asking what Hetalia is? Oh nevermind he probably realized he shouldn't question God.

[@mamu9728]

God forgot to mention prussia's awesomeness

[@PasscodeAdvance]

Hetalia? Been 5 years since they stepped up right into my backyard

[@justmike1201]

And make them be important in history but also not at all so students have to learn about it. (Seriously I heard about it in history class so much this year that I'm alergic to the word, but I don't even know what we were learning. Maybe that's just my fault)

[@Zeyox96]

A: Okay sir, I think that'll be enough countries and *more* than enough alcohol for today... You get scary when you're drunk so please- G: _Slams down bottle of wine._ WAIT WAITWAITWAIT I HAVE GOT A *BRILLIANT* IDEA! A: oh no, sir please- G: Make an island in the northeast Caribbean Sea! A: ... _Sigh_ Very well... G: Aaand call it Saint Martin. A: Alright... G: Now make the northern half like, French or something, and the southern half... Dutch! We need more Dutch. The Dutch are funny. A: Wait so you're making it of two already existing countries of another continent? G: *_D-DID I STUTTUTER?!_* A: ._. G: Now call the French half Saint-Martin! A: B-but you already called the entire island that! G: *JUST DO IT.* A: Fine, fine. What'll the Dutch half be called then? G: Call it how they'd call Saint Martin in that half impossible language of theirs. A: So you're just... Naming it the same thing thrice?! G: Yes. A: WHY?! G: *BECAUSE I CAN AND IT'S GENIUS, **_RIGHT_* A: _scared noises_

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Zeyox96 thanks Zeus

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Zeyox96 I'm glad you like us Zeus we love to be funny to you

[@Zeyox96]

Thomas takes a toll for the dark ... Zeus?

[@Cyra_Kyara]

I want to see the demon and the angel talking about their suffering

[@manicpixiedreamhurl03]

Jake Demonake OMG YAS

[@trexthriving]

God Creating Mexico: God: Create a warm, fertile place slightly South of the USA. But not in South America. It shall be called "Mexico". Angel: Oh, fertile? That's already slightly better than some places. *looks at Australia* G: You know Spain? It colonizes this place. A: Okay. Spain has some rich culture! G: America steals their land! A: Why are you making America do things like this? G: Because they deserve a little bad rep, considering they make the Emoji Movie. A: What are emojis...? Oh, no... *realizes that he has to make those soon* G: Make it a tourism hub. It's really diverse, has some amazing holidays, and... A: *in anticipation* What is it...? G: I've got it! Water scarcity and MORE DANGER NOODLES! A: Why are you doing this? G: Oh, and make sure the US is pretty xenophobic towards Mexican immigrants. A: *screeches* LITERALLY. ONE LADY EATS SOME APPLE AND YOU MAKE THIS HAPPEN. G: *defensive and also slightly distressed* I TOLD HER NOT TO EAT IT THOUGH.

[@charadreemurr8781]

I am fandom trash it's called original sin, and thier was only one piece of fruit

[@trexthriving]

ok

[@trexthriving]

i know. not my best work. but i don't think it's that bad

[@ryker2895]

I am fandom trash also we muricans only don’t like the ones that illegally get in our country the others are fine

[@bluarrow4505]

I am fandom trash you forgot about the part with rapists and drug dealers

[@imdaria2359]

God creating Romania: A: Alright....... What are we doing this time? G: Alright, I've planned ahead this time, so it's gonna be good! A: Oh, really? Let's get started then! G: Okay, make it have a rich history, with lots of popular urban legends, like, vampires and a tall faceless man or something. A: Hey, that's actually pretty cool! G: Give them unique food. A: Yes. G: Give them vast and beautiful geography. A: Yes- G: Make them invent a lot of unique stuff. A: YES- G: And give them fucking terrible economy and politics. A: IT WAS SO CLOSE! G: And make other states take those legends from earlier . A: I'm going to fucking quit...

[@rdt3164]

Adevarat...

[@mirunabadea3192]

Multumesc foarte mult pentru asta!😂😂

[@libraqueen9559]

Yeeess I wanted to do one of romania too but it would be kinda similar 😂 loved this 👏

[@imdaria2359]

The cake from Spring Day MV, feel free to do it! Have fun, go crazy with it!

[@yukinoonice436]

The cake from Spring Day MV We love a fellow ARMY.

[@christinafrazier1364]

God making Hetalia G: Take all the countries we've made and put them in a show A: Even the ones nobody knows about? G: ESPECIALLY those. Now make them extremely attractive humans A: Ok?? So is this show based on the history and culture of these countries or something? G: Kinda... Mostly just have them do random shit and be stereotypical. It'll be hilarious! A: I guess so?? So I'll just- G: AND MAKE IT GAY. EXTREMELY GAY A: WHA-

[@cupid993]

Christina Frazier bitch omg tru

[@vickwhyvideos6770]

And make it the only reason people know about Prussia, the Baltics, micronations, etc.

[@GhostingIcarus]

WONDERFUL.

[@HeyItsMalvolio]

He better put this in the next one😂😂😂

[@vickwhyvideos6770]

Draw a circle that's how straight it is

[@isabelleshi6669]

God creating China G: Okay, take a large piece of land A: Mm-hm G: Give it the largest population in the world and almost everything is made there A: Okay... seems norm- G: Plop a really long wall in it A: Wait, excuse me? G: DO IT. A: Y-yes sir. Is that it? G: NOPE. Have the people make up a lot of dialects A: Fine G: And name the main dialect after that orange I created last week A: Mandarin? G: Yeah that. Make it have characters made with lines, four different accents, some characters look the same but sound different and vice versa. Also, make it so that there are over 1,000 characters. A: Just, why? G: Also... A: 3...2...1... G: Make the air polluted and have them block things on the internet like Google and Facebook. Oh, and make the people there fight over a small island with America A: *sigh* G: One more thing. A: Yes? G: Make it so that wearing a green hat means that a woman cheated on her husband or boyfriend A: WHAT. THE FUCK.

[@jadelumi28501]

But like, God making Sealand: God: Okay, so start with this cool little metal fort thingy. Angel: Alright? God: BUT don’t let it exist until World War Two. Angel: But wh- God: I’M NOT DONE! Make people only know it exists because some dead guy had a passport from itz Angel: WHAT THE HELL? God: And give it a stupid name because it’s an English fort. Angel:...is that all? God: Nah, Make sure no one knows it exists except this one anime dude.

[@Raghav_Lall]

God Creating India and Pakistan : G - OH! I completely forgot about the British Raj. A - yeah. That's like 300 million people starving to death. G - hmm, break it up into two parts A - What? Why? G - coz there's Muslims living with Hindus! A - so? They've been living together for over 4 centuries! What's the Problem? G - Just do it! Andd, you know what? break it further and create Bangladesh. A - ughh! Anything else? G - Yeah, throw in people with different beliefs in the same country. Also make sure they speak different languages. A - omg! I've created a monster!

[@SAMEYO78]

Waaa I'm from Bangladesh

[@SAMEYO78]

True

[@bubbles696]

Oof that’s so true xD (I’m Pakistani)

[@jegvilhjemtm6871]

God creates Norway God: We need an even colder country to put over the death brick one. Angel: Yeah, it's a little empty there. Got any ideas? God: Give it long beautiful mountain ranges. Angel: Done. God: Now put some nice fjords on the coastline there. Angel: This is starting to sound like an.. actual pleasant country. God: Make their language happy and fun. Angel: ...Ok what are you planning? God: You remember the tuxedo birds? Angel: ... God: That's their knight. Angel: Why do you keep doing this? God: Put a tiny island waaaay up there. Make it illegal to die on it. Angel: Isn't that going to cause some complications? God: Do you want to name the country? Angel: No way. God: Norway it is! Angel: fucking hell

[@lianethomasson3584]

Så og si sant « true, that’s about it»

[@cryptologicalMystic]

Jeg vil hjemTM Which island is it illegal to die on?

[@lilithcita6417]

cryptologicalMystic Spitzbergen?

[@marcusmyge]

The entire Svalbard archipelago. The reason is that because of the permafrost if you bury someone there they will just be preserved, we know because they did. Now we have preserved the Spanish flu. If someone is likely to die there now they are flown to the Norwegian mainland to live their final days.

[@lueroso1540]

"What are you going to cook?" "... _People._ " I love it. By the way - Cambodia, what?? xD

[@VinChan_]

God creating Germany G: Make a big land. A: K G: Put lots of people and sausage A: Okay, this sound good G: ... G: What? A: Where is the catch? G: What do yo- WAIT, I KNOW SOMETHING A: Oh no... G: GIVE THEM AN ANGRY LANGUAGE AND LET THEM LOVE SALT AND NOT SUGAR A: What?!? Wh- G: I’M NOT DONE!!!! A: Y-Y-yes sir.... G: AND LET THEM START WORLDWIDE WAR A: When is the last time you went to the psychologist? G: Yesterday, why? A: He didn’t do his job

[@LovinneLily]

The "people" at the end was astonishing. It sounded so good and so evil

[@squashgoogolplex9392]

I MADE IT IN THANK YOU!!!!!!!

[@whyareyoureadingthis3936]

Congratulations

[@elshabonneveras8769]

God creating Spain G:Ok so... A:Running out of ideas u-... G:SHUT UP, now make it have lots of history and culture... A:Ok... Seems ok-... G:Make everybody love football and crappy music A:Sure why not... G:Make it so that in some parts it rains to the point of destruction A:WHA- G:And some zones to be 47º in the early summer A:WHY?? G:And also make it so that every single politician there is really corrupt A:Now i understand why there was no employees for so long- G:Yet make it be one of the most visited points in the world and put it right next to France A: ... A:Are you ok?

[@saraxd4518]

soy gordo T HAHAHA

[@juliacoffournic]

Accurate 😂

[@alvarovillanueva367]

That so fucking accurate

[@somethingwild9884]

G: It's because France have shitty presidents too! A: Sounds legit.

[@frikixu568]

G: and also make it next to Portugal so it looks like a face!!!! A: what the fu...

[@amurican-arteest6574]

God creating Africa God- Alright! Time for another one *cracks knuckles* Angel- Ugh... let's get going *gets notepad* G- Okay, so make a huge countinent, I mean huge A- Alright.. G- Make it really sunny, I mean REALLY SUNNY A- So heat sweltering? G- YES AND WITH EVERYTHING ELSE, ADD GIANT CATS WITH FANS ON THEIR NECKS A- Jesus.. J- You called? A- Go away, now anything else? G- Hm...oh! Make it filled with a lot of danger noodles and horses with reaaaally long necks. Oh! And those striped thingy's!! A- So it's full of wildlife? A good food chain...hmm this might actually work out! G- Oh and one more thing! A- Here it comes... G- Make it so the human things there have to travel over 5 miles to get water, same with the animals A- What the actual fuck.

[@confettiveda2460]

JollyRancher Girl _Africa is a continent, not a country. This was funny, though._

[@amurican-arteest6574]

Fixed it XD

[@deadlydingus1138]

G: And make people bless the rains there. A: He’s finally taking some time to do the things he never had...

[@Ridwan_Jafar]

*God making human* G: make a human A: Ok... G: That's it A: it's very simple

[@DaBezzzz]

God, thoroughly drunk, creating Andorra. God: You know what, I need one more country... ANGEL! Angel: WHAT God: Put your finger somewhere on the Earth Angel: Why- God: JUST DO IT Angel, mumbling: ugh you sound like John Cena God: WHAT Angel: Nothing, nothing *puts finger blindly on the Earth* God: Put a country there Angel: Okay God: ...the size of your finger

[@mauvecosmic2996]

God creating Korea G: ok, have this one next to China and make it really small. A: got it! G: Now split it into two! A: oh god here we go....... G: Make the South half of it rich with a deep history and big complex culture! And have people all over the world go crazy over it's pop music that have handsome boys and beautiful girls! A: oh wow. That's......pretty normal so far. G: Now make the other half as must hateful as you could and have it pick war with the whole world using nuclear booms! A: .......why...... G: oh and make sure no one lives there be able to leave or....they'll die! A: argh!......of course! why the fuck not!

[@someonerandom3705]

Black Ink you forgot to add that *have them create a martial art named taekwondo* for south korea

[@ethanchang7802]

Black Ink a

[@royerni5066]

G: And also make the north half suck at making bombs A: Why? G: I don't wan't too much people to die... A: So you DO care- G: ...because then all my work will go to waste A: nvm...

[@bluefable3416]

G: And also gave it some the most talented pro gamer,like really good, like so good that their fan call them god.

[@c0lor342]

God creates North Korea and South Korea G: Ok remember Japan A: Yes? G: Make it something like that but they are split in half and the south part is filled with people that are beautiful. A:Ok and the North Part? G: Make it like really bad and is taken over by communists. A: I won't even question. G: Also, make the south part really obsessed with boy bands, and name one BTS. A: What does BTS even stand for. G: Bacon.Tomato.Sandwhich. A: Kill me.

[@Cloudyracee]

Lol, hello fellow army!

[@simona-wx2jy]

BACON TOMATO SANDWICH IM CRYING

[@holahello7934]

moniproductions ME TOO XDDD

[@maryamq.5158]

MysticPlayz and More LOL “Bacon Tomato Sandwich” but then BTS stands for ‘Bangtan sonyeondan’ or ‘beyond the scene’…you must be ARMY?

[@kamiiikadze0616]

MysticPlayz and More 😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing

[@LordOSalt]

[Creating the moon] God: [Visibly drunk] THROW A HUGE FUCKING ROCK AT EARTH! Angel: WAIT! Our work will be destroyed! G: DO IT BEFORE YOU PUT THE LAND ON A: Phew. Wait, why do you want to do that? G: [burp] I dunno I'm bored A: You'll do anything when your bored.

[@hello-sj8cf]

God making Slovenia: God: Remember Slovakia? Angel: Yea? God: Make everybody confuse it with it. Angel: Alright? Anything else? God: Make it really small. Angel: Sounds wierd but sure. God: And add some beautiful forests, mountains, lots of vineyards, lakes and a tiny beach. Angel: This one certianly looks interesting. God: Make sure the land is constantly taken over by others until they finaly become a country, make sure nobody knows where it is, put it into a giant empire called Yugoslavia and make it later known for having a First Lady come from there. Angel:What...Why? Just wh- God: AND MAKE IT SHAPPED LIKE CHICKEN

[@FelixGotLost]

hello Good job! This one is better than the one I made last time.. Highfive!

[@hello-sj8cf]

*highfives*

[@pangletang]

4:26 Ayyy,Thanks for featuring my country!!!

[@CarlosMendez-wo6gn]

Just put cauldrons all over the place. I imagined his face when he said "People". Like thinking "In what world am I?" 😂😂😂 (Good to hear his voice, I missed him.)

[@Qwazor]

God creating the centipede: G-You know the spider? A-Yes? G-Make it again but copy and paste its body 50 times and stick it all together. A-Bu... G-Don’t question me!

[@Ghastly-Omotroy]

God creating Egypt G: so let's take a small piece of land Africa A: OK... G: and let's put in it pyramid shaped things and make it mysterious A: sounds good so far... G: and let's make it have some of the greatest and kindest people in the world A: Wow, this sounds gre- G: now let's make it sooo irrelevant and most of the people in the world don't even know it exists... A:... Wh- G: oh, I almost forgot! Lets make it have good soccer players but only qualify to the world cup by a miracle... A: it's called football... G: shut up and do what I say! A: oh shize...

[@Purramid]

The pyramids were built by slaves.

[@festethephule7553]

Project Osprey Nope, payed workers as it would turn out.

[@york7301]

No the pyramids were built by Jews right?

[@festethephule7553]

York Nope, there's no evidence of that.

[@deadlydingus1138]

ahmed_khaled _yolo G: and make them invent and worship furries. A: I hope we can do something about that later... G: Fine. We’ll punish them for it. A: Ten times. G: Deal.

[@bonehead9668]

God creates Denmark: G: make a small land A: ok? G: And no mountains A: okay... G: buuut....SUMMER SHALL ONLY LAST ONE DAY AND ADD 3 MORE LETTERS THATS KINDA USELESS A: How am I not surprised?

[@rextremendae_]

God creating Turkey G: Ok, now make a country full of historical beauties and rich history. Oh, and it has a city connects two continents! Put it between Mediterranean sea and the black sea. A: that's nice! G: It was once big bloody empire and now everyone hates it!! like two whole regions around it!! A: why is that?! G: everyone thinks they are terrorists and they really really want to get in that European union thingy. A:... G:they have a very stereotypical food- aND LET'S CALL IT THE GOBBLE GOBBLE BIRD A: I'm so done with you

[@meganthefencer694]

I love this series. So much

[@hatsanddragons]

God Creating the Ocean: Angel: Sir, you know how some of the abomi- animals you created can't live on land? God: Yes...What about them? Angel: Well, what are we supposed to do with them? God: Hmmm...You know what a pool is right? Angel: Where are you going with this? God: Make most of the planet like that and just dump them all there!

[@bobsponge6062]

God creating New Zealand G: Ok, ok A: What now? G: Take an island, A: Okkk... G: Make it gorgeous, A: ... G: Make a famous movie be shot there, A: Big twist? G: And nobody knows it exists, AND A: oh no G: Nobody takes it seriously. A: Great.

[@correctiontape530]

Too true

[@grimmkingadamtaurus1925]

God changing england God: that England place I made let's add more to it Angel: why? God: because I can Angel: fine God: the weather there it should change every 15 minutes Angel: don't you normally start with good stuff? God: that was the good bit Angel: oh no God: let's make a stereotype that they all have really nice accents Angel: that was actually good God: you're right... let's make none of them actually have that accent Angel: but why? God: let's make all of them like tea Angel: that's also not bad God: lets up the price of tea with that brexxit thing Angel: I'm done God: fine go you'll be back

[@Dizzybevvie]

LoOK Mum It'S OuR HomE

[@grimmkingadamtaurus1925]

The ExplosiveEnderman lol

[@Dizzybevvie]

Lr Miner You seriously got here in England in a nutshell, I'd just say that it doesn't always change in weather every 15 minutes - it's mostly RAIN.

[@grimmkingadamtaurus1925]

The ExplosiveEnderman there's a simple explanation for that. I'm British

[@Dizzybevvie]

Lr Miner Yeah, figured. :/ like I'm sorry but tea and biscuits? _that_ of all things makes me English? but honestly, I got a good laugh outta that xD I'm easily amused

[@benselectionforcasting4172]

God Creating Switzerland God: Lets put it in the Alps Angel: A start God: And Have the People there speak Germanish, and Frenchish Angel: Not the worst thing I've heard God: And They design these really awesome multipurpose knives Angel: Ok that's pretty good. God: And they are always neutral. Angel: Oh... that's nice... actually God: And they have every entrance to the nation, You know Roads, Bridges Hiking trails, Etc. Rigged to Explode if they are ever invaded, They have Bunkers and Anti everything Guns hidden Every where... Oh and for shits and Grins, They Have enough Space in their Fallout Shelters to House 60 Thousand more people than they have living in the Nation. Angel: So.... The Doomsday Preppers of Nation States God: Oh that reminds me, ALEXA, Set Doomsday Preppers to Record.

[@LulitaInPita]

Lol!!

[@somethingwild9884]

And make it goddamn rich!

[@lmikosa]

Best boy angel boi is back The last one was nice too : )

[@sketchingstudio5552]

God creating Malta G: Okay, here's a good one. A: I'm worried about this especially since what happened with Australia, but... G: Okay, so make it warm all the time with a beautiful climate A: Hmm... Sounds nice so far G: Make the water amazing A: Sounds like a nice country! G: Make everything cheap and make the people really friendly A: This is actually norm- G: NOW MAKE ALL THE DRIVERS MANIACS EVEN THOUGH THE ROADS ARE TINY A: PLEASE- G: And make everyone confused as to whether it's a country, a city, or an island A: I... I'm gonna take a break

[@vildevitus1550]

Lucifer Creating chilly pepper: L: ok its god’s birthday soon. D: ok.. L: what can we give him to torture his little humans D: what ideas do you have? L: how about those long yellow things D: you mean a banana? L: yes, BUT make it red D: ok.. L: AAANNNDDddd.. make it so your mouth goes on fire When tasting it D: Ah, this is a great gift! L: I KNOW RIGHT!

[@natee2299]

God creating Canada: G: Okay remember the UK? A: Ya... G: Okay make it kinda like that but no British accents. A: Okay, that doesn't sound too bad. G: Now make it really cold for 8 months out of the year and either really hot or rainy for the other 4 A: Why... G: DO IT A: Fine... anything else? G: Make the people really nice and have an obsession with maple and always say 'eh'. A: Okay.... G: Now make people basically forget about it until hockey season. A: What why, this country seems fine. G: Oh and the animals there are really big and make weird noises. A: I quit. (I live in Canada so I'm basically trying to use stereotypes.... by the way Canadians never say 'eh' unless its ironically or making fun of ourselves)

[@itsfromjapaaan1293]

God creating Czech Republic G: ...We need more countries, don't you think? A: *murmurs to himself* "Well fuck, here he goes.." G: Alright, so, make a small country A: Ok.. G: Plaaace it......Somewhere near Germany.. A: Sure, why not.. G: Make it's people love beers A: ..huh...that's...not actually that bad..? G: Make it's president an old alcoholic with health problems and their Parliament full of idiots. A: ..Why.. G: BECAUSE I SAID SO. Also, make them wear socks in sandals A: ...I will call the fashion police on you..

[@SuperSansCraftPhone]

(Sirens in distance)

[@JayHog1992]

As a man from Portugal, I had to cry at mine being called out for...

[@matttheradartechnician2342]

Ah yes, quite the way to enjoy the afternoon.

[@mailiis8543]

Im from Estonia and i relate SOOOOO MUUUCH

[@BlackBloodFreak99]

As an Estonian that was 110% accurate

[@bernadeta4713]

Kapsas Nice meeting you neighbor! I'm Latvian.

[@viltelis6621]

Draika 6 nice meeting you both im from Lithuania

[@amranimations5974]

God creating Ireland G: Beer A: Beer

[@sweet_fang]

God creating Austria G: Make a tiny country. With a lot of mountains and forests and shit. A: OK . . . G: Now make a family reign there, that makes the country become HUGE and powerful with only barely any war in hundreds of years. And make some people that are really influencial for history be born there. Oh, and make it have the same language as Germany. A: Alright, that sounds nice . . . G: Now make them start the first world world war, lose and become WAY, WAY smaller. A: OK, start a world war . . . G: THEN make an evil, idiotic maniac from that country with a weird mustache move to germany, become the dictator there, invade austria and StARt THE SECOND WORLD WAR!!! A: What the??!!!! G: Then let them, luckily, lose, and make Austria even smaller. And make everonye forget that the maniac was from Austria. A: Kind of start TWO world wars, alright . . . isn't that a little bit much? G: You know what? Just make eVERYONE FORGET IT EXISTS AND THINK THAT IT'S LIKE A LITTLE GERMANY!!!! A: OK, come ON! G: And make them very good at skiing and have a lot of impossiple dialects. A: Well, that's not that bad . . . G: AND make them, every year on the fifth of december have PERCHTENLÄUFE, where they dress up as absolutly terrifying creatures with horns and RUTEN, which are some sort of whips out of hair and make them run through the villages. A: why.. . wHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!!!?????

[@agenda3854]

God creating hairless cats G: Okay take a cat A: Alrigh..? G: Make it hate people A: (mumbles to himself) damnit G: Oh oh oh make it look like testicles A: Aaaaand there it is

[@Rozelise]

God Creating Spain G: Okay, so... Remember Portugal? Well this is where it once came from... In the beginning this will be one of the biggest and most powerful countries in existence... A:Okay? G: Make the food there delicious and make its culture diverse and interesting! A: This seems good so far... G:Make the people there speak mainly Spanish, but then have small areas in which people speak lesser known languages, and make one of them NOTHING like Spanish. A: Diverse! I like it. G:BUT almost everyone (including the romans) tries to conquer it, the French take over its monarchy, the Catholic church makes it one of the most unadvanced countries for centuries, make the government shit ,one of it's own regions wants to be independent from it for being opressed for years, and also, nobody takes politics seriously there and make everyone make memes out of their government. A:Oh mother of god... G:DONT YOU SPEAK LIKE THAT ABOUT MY MOTHER

[@spacelatte8536]

Im spanish and this is so true,also i love your zacharie pfp

[@Rozelise]

TheMystical Viva españa 😂😂

[@Rozelise]

Y gracias uwu

[@moon4236]

J. R. Totalmente cierto :v

[@almahperditae]

Er... Portugal is older than Spain, so how did it come from there? And second, spanish food is awful. Well... Maybe not awful, just bad.

[@filler123]

God creating San Marino G: We need something small A: Sure G: Hmm... Put it IN Italy A: Haven't they already got Vatican? G: That's my country. A: Well ok ok, so, how do I make it G: Hmmm put it in the mountains A: K G: Make everyone forget it exists, even though people are rich af there A: I'm used to work for nothing... (damn it) G: Oh, and make that their only wish is winning Eurovision (They'll never do it)

[@ThatBunnyDude]

God creating Jimmy Neutron God: "Ah-ha...make this the smartest kid genius. EVER. With the help of Hawking and Einstein for his IQ levels. By the way, thank you guys." Hawking: "NO PROBLEM, FAM." Angel: "Alright, sounds peculiar, but...sounds OK to me-" God: "Hehehe, make his head very funny, like VERY big." Angel: "Yuuuuuup. You're drunk..."

[@livingmeme2732]

Kieran Hammersley 😂

[@izuity]

"nice real estate" *I T S F R E E R E A L E S T A T E* (I'm sorry thats old)

[@rogueeigengrau3735]

I'M EARLY MUAHAHAHAHAHA ❤️ These Vids! Both angels are pretty cool, can't pick a favorite

[@katejadi]

As a Dutch person, i think this is the most accurate description of this place.

[@cristinadiaz3275]

I had an idea for god creating an anime main character: G: So, take one of those people from the cartoons that the Japanese made. A: Okay. G: Give it brightly colored hair, but only for the girls. A: Oh, thats pretty cool.. G: Make most of them magical girls, even the boys. A: HOW CAN A BOY BE A MAGICAL GIRL?!? G: IM NOT FINISHED. A:... G: Now make at least one or both of their parents die. A: YOU MOUTHER FU-

[@AnimeGamerCreater]

I need more of this insanely amazing thing

[@cemilerenogucu7706]

[God creates Turkey] G: Lets make one between that hot sand place , that ice place with alcohol and that place with people always surrender A: ok kinda like a bridge G: give it beatiful beaches really good culture and people who makes best meat dinners A: ok... what is the catch G:no catch just people really good at cooking food and really religious A: wow... first time you did not messed up G: also everyone blames them for GENOCIDE and try to kill them A: what did these people did to you G: they will make a empire so big a literal WORLD WAR will happen just to take its stuff A: why........

[@thelastpagan4999]

Eren Öğücü the Genocide is real and the Ottoman Empire was like a giant with feet made of clay

[@cemilerenogucu7706]

Azazele Dei Matti there is no evidence for any genocide only lies told by armenians and if ottoman empire was a giant with feet made out of clay it definetly would not last 600-700 years

[@ey3ri1n]

God creating cyprus G: so do u remember Greece A:yup G:well make the people talk Greece but mixed with little more English and make the country smol A:ok.. G:Make the people love steak A:that sounds really good actually. G:make the weather so intense that it will burn your skin off A:*gulp*...ok G:and the half of the country to be invaded by turkey! A: and.. Here comes the weird/violent part G:make their past very bloody and scary and make them hate turkey but now they okay with each other A:a...a...ha

[@ahgeeman9849]

I literally fanboyed when you read mine

[@ahgeeman9849]

Why you say that

[@lucid_mx]

0:07 "plus some weird phenomenon on Earth is happening callled the popular demand." Because your voice is fucking beautiful

[@illjan]

God creating India: G: I want to make another country A: don't you think created too many countrys already. It will be hard to manage that G: riiiiiiight..... Alright then let them pray not to me but something else A: Ooookay and that would be? G: do you remember that country from before, that amurika A: you mean america G: yeah, yeah. So they like cow meat aloooot Right. A: yes.... * sigh * you wouldn't G: yeeeeeee A: NO! G: THEY ARE GOING TO PRAY TO COWS AND NEVER LET THEM BE KILLED! A: and what if people Come there with cow meat G: ohohoho. That won't happen, boy A: why? G: THEY ARE GOING TO CHECK EVERY VISITOR ABOUT THAT! NO COW MEAT SHALL BE EATEN IN THIS COUNTRY A: suprisingly enough is that not the worst country. At least it is just that and not stupider things like that their for some reason have red dots on their foreheads or something like that. G:....... A:....... G:...... GENIUS

[@ducksouponline7420]

illjan 2004 and let them shit on the street?

[@SOTEvoid]

How God Made Croatia: God: Okay. Make it have beautiful Sea and beaches. Angel: Okay, nice. What else? God:Make the people that are living there have the spirit for opening new shops, factories and industry. Angel: Okay,nic- God:And make it all fall apart as soon as they start something new. Angel: But why?! What's the point of it?! God:Well, the point is that noone will ever even hear of Croatia,so why having anything? Ange:...

[@randomcow6440]

YaoiYaoiYaoiYaoiYaoiYaoiYaoiYaoiYaoiYaoi Is Hot I love it, since I'm Croatian 😁😂

[@Jesse-ef2qf]

God making China G:Take a large piece of land A: okay G: Have it have the largest population in the world. A: *sighs* fine G: Make almost everything be made there. A: what's the catch? G: Make child labor used there and make their alphabet a bunch of squiggly lines. Oh, and it sends any people who escape North Korea back there. A: I- You know what? I'm not even surprised anymore. G: *evil laugh* I guess I'm not trying hard enough then.

[@daleftuprightatsoldierfield]

Jesse Murray add something about putting a huge wall in the middle of it for no reason (the Great Wall of China) and it would be perfect

[@charadreemurr8781]

Jesse Murray you make me want Satan to rule even more

[@Твоямамагей-ц7д]

I love the Chinese writing system, but yeah I agree with the rest.

[@burlingtonfan7492]

You should add something about China being Mickey Mouse head shaped. Trust me,China looks like that.

[@Gothicc666]

God creating Sweden God: Okay you know Norway? Angel: Yes. God: Put a country next to it. Angel: Ok? God: Make people have weird letters. Angel: Why? God: JUST DO IT! Oh and make the ladies really pretty! Angel: That's good I guess God: Make people really nice! Angel: That's actually really nic- God: AND MAKE THERE LANGUAGE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND! Angel: What happend to you?! (I'm from Sweden so I wrote it for fun)

[@KITAN47Ag]

Im from Sweden too

[@daffyhat]

Hell, according to Dante's Inferno Satan: I want more hell. Demon: More? How much more? S: Way more. Like, nine separate sections more. D: Alright, I could understand seven for the Sins, but what are the other two for? S: The very first one will basically just be limbo, for the decent people who couldn't get to "That guy"'s place. D: You mean Go- S: DO NOT. SPEAK HIS NAME. D: Okay, okay, sorry. What about the ninth one? S: Not there yet. Two through five will be Lust, Gluttony, Greed, and Wrath. In that order. D: Just them? Okay, what about six? God: Hey Satan. S: WHY ARE YOU HERE GET OUT OF HERE G: Hey, hear me out for a sec. I need a place for dead heretics, can you make space for them? S: SURE FUCK WHATEVER JUST LEAVE G: Cool thanks S: Ugh, I guess that'll be six. D: Got it, man I hate that guy. Let's see, seven? S: Three rings. The outer's for murderers and shit. If that Alexander guy is here put him there. The middle will be for suicides. And the inner will be for sodomites. D: Wouldn't those last guys be in the second circle? S: Nah, if people do anal or oral I really need to punish then. D: May I ask why? S: No. Eight is for fraud. D: Any specific fraud or just fraud? S: Make spots for different types but just fraud in general. D: Alright, one more. G: Can ask another favor? S: Ugh, what? G: Can you make a special hell for these guys? I got, Judas, Cain, and these two guys this asshole named Dante hated. S: Fine. I guess that covers that. D: Really? A whole circle of hell for four guys? S: Got a problem with that? D: No, just wanted to make sure. G: Cool, thanks again guys. S: WHY ARE YOU STILL HE-

[@louijensen475]

God: I just want to see how my first son is doing?

[@velcroshoelaces9363]

I smell a new series where Lucifer starts creating shit like sins and forms of torture.

[@hampeace69420]

God Creating KZbin God: Okay so make this an internet platform where people can post shit, idk. Angel: Ah, finally something decent! God: The interface have to be complex yet simple for the citizens on there! Angel: So far so good! I’m glad you’re- God: Make the people there argue all the damn time in the comments, and make sure no one makes it out alive. Plus, make optimistic and talented people underrated while 90% of the popular ones a cringy mess. Except Pewdiepie and some people. Basically hell on internet. Angel: ....May I quit this job?

[@lilitales6232]

God creating whiptail lizards God: Ok, new idea Angel: Oh shit, here we go again G: Make a super small lizard A: Yeah G: Make it have a super long tail A: So far so good G: Make them have cool patterns A:Ok, I'm assuming you want something... G:Make them all female A:Wait, how will they reproduce?! G:Hmm......Oh! I got it! Roleplay sex A:Oh Lord G:I'm right here

[@senpapi3156]

God creating Belgium: G: You know France and The Netherlands? A: Yeah G: Just put a country right in between there. G: Just squeeze it rrrright in. A: Sure fine. G: Make them have alot of delicous food. A: So far so good. G: Now make them have a identity crisis about if they want to be French or Dutch. G: You know what. G: Lets just split the whole country into people who want to be Dutch and people who want to be French lol. A:CANT YOU JUST MAKE A NORMAL COUNTRY FOR ONCE?!

[@Juice_Espurr]

Excited to see Cambodia on here

[@biblicallyaccurateangel1378]

wait singapore’s a country? i thought it was a city??? i feel so bad, im sorry to everyone in who lives in or came from singapore

[@someperson4494]

Dustinisnot hehehe... Hi, it’s a country that is either super freaking hot or cold and is the size of a booger (as named by sum one.... politics and snuff I dun really give 2 dangs so nvm) (No need to feel bad, if I were you and was not living in Singapore or born and raised in Singapore then I would have probably thought the same :3 )

[@kuratio7764]

Yes it's a small country above Australia a tad and is literally a dot on the map xD it also is fooking hot all the time ;

[@daamric]

And filled with judgmental people. Trust me I’ve been trough A lot of criticism from the other people!

[@kuratio7764]

If you don't do well in exams that happen practically every month You ded son good luck

[@rayir.1382]

Sarasa77 it's actually above Indonesia, you know those islands above Australia? That's a country.

[@DrcWill]

God making Italy G: ok, so, I want a new country A: oh my you... G: That country has to be full of culture, with... cultural stuff and thing like that A: oh finally something interesting G: people have to cook very well A: all right G: write poems A: yup G: they have to speak one of the most beautiful languages in the world A: THAT’S A MIRAC- G: and there must be a powerful illegal organization to fuck up everything A: ...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

[@eliisemiku7590]

God: I think something needs improvement, Oh I know, remember the smaller no one knows about Angel: Estonia? God: Yeah, add there free internet and free bus rides in the capital and good education system. Angel: That’s good God: and make them gain their freedom through singing Angel: How?? God: JUST DO IT. And also make it so they get invaded a lot and make them kinda poor. Angel: Wait what did they do? God: they don’t believe in me Angel: Oh Estonia in a nutshell

[@madibrown1510]

1:18... just me that fangirled over the little Ray emoji in the top left?

[@marc3330]

God creates kpop God: u see those South Korean ppl Angel: yes God: make the most cute and hot ones form groups Angel: ok seems strange tho God: then make them sing and dance Angel: ok korean boy or girl bands sure God: and make them have like 9288839283 worshipers

[@marc3330]

My Cup Of Tae Lol

[@angierai3770]

I love you lol

[@Melanie-du1dm]

2:26 why is this so true I mean I’m from Portugal and soccer is literally EVERYONES favorite sport, you probably won’t find anyone that doesn’t like soccer. Women..do have mustaches..trust me I know from all the women in the area where I’m from (Ardãos a place in Chaves)..and every adult you meet loves cerveja :|

[@muhammadfauzan5916]

God creating Indonesia: G: Ok now make country in Asia A: Ok... We have a lot of countries in Asia but fine G: Now make it have 34 different cultures in there and a pledge that unites them all A: Nice... G: Now give it 17 thousand islands and 5 island that is WAYYY BIGGER THEN All of them A: What wh- G: Remember singapore and malaysia A: Of course G: now make it so that before they where one country but split because of the "Hollands" and Brittains and make one of em above the 5 main islands A: No... G: Now make it that the country that is above the island have a conflict on taking traddition... BUT MOSTLY FOOD THOUGH A: WHAT DOES THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING G: Also you know the danger noodles A: Put it there.....? G: Yes, and make one of em looks like an dragon and eats buffalo for breakfast A: FOR FUCKS SAKES

[@KirbeyAlt]

God creates Canada: God: Remember the U.S? Angel: Yeah. God: Give it a hat. Angel: What