It Came From Tumblr #98 | Binge Compilation

[@PMSeymour]

If you have the time after this one, been working this thing that could use more love~ kzbin.info/www/bejne/b32TmWqFeJ6aopY

[@hottopic3622]

so the vid says it was uploaded 11 minutes ago, but this comment says 2 days ago _???????????????????????????????????????_

[@floofem4120]

@@hottopic3622 magic

[@hottopic3622]

@@floofem4120 thats what im thinking man

[@aubreytracey5396]

He made the comment while making it with Aannddyy~

[@kingharkinian1872]

At this point I don’t think there’s a single thing that P.M. and Andy can’t do! Time travel doesn’t even use one percent of their power. Be afraid.

[@dabi410]

“Look at me I’m the muffin man now” has the exact same energy as when 5 in Umbrella Academy said “I’M THE DADDY HERE”

[@vincenttrigg4521]

Please don't tell me that's spoilers for the show... I've only been part way into season 2 because my gf and I were watching it together but she isn't very good at consistently watching one show for very long...

[@dabi410]

@@vincenttrigg4521 I’m so sorry

[@vincenttrigg4521]

Welp.. I'm screenshotting this and sending it to her cause if it's been long enough that spoilers show up in a random KZbin comment, it's been too long

[@dabi410]

@@vincenttrigg4521 ah, I binged the second season in a night

[@vincenttrigg4521]

@@dabi410 trust me, I could too She just only likes to watch an episode or two then do something else

[@tundralwhisper7345]

5:27 I am severely impressed by that "getting choked to death" noise. I mean, yeah, you're a professional voice actor, but like... I've never heard a noise that sounded so much like I'd expect someone to sound when they're being choked to death

[@toluckyforyou4432]

And how do you know what that sounds like?

[@bologna8182]

Back away slowly this guy may be a murderer

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

It's all fun and games until they pass out.

[@cjkelly7536]

I think it's strangulation actually, not choking.

[@minaashido518]

@@cjkelly7536 *STRANGULATION*

[@mudgeon4749]

We are getting so close to 100.

[@DeathProductions200]

Imagine them stopping these at 99 just to frustrate us that it will never hit 100 Edit: pronoun fix

[@hottopic3622]

@@DeathProductions200 they *w o u l d* edit: pronoun correction

[@DeathProductions200]

@@hottopic3622 as someone who has watched their content for years. They totally would, and I either hate it or love it Edit: pronouns

[@BubbaPhoenix]

Other thought: 20 hour binge update?

[@ItBePatYo]

@@DeathProductions200 NO. Don't you bring this evil onto us!

[@themandownstairs4765]

6:38 has equal but opposite energy to "you've got to be the worst pirate I've ever heard of." "...but you *_have_* heard of me."

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

The only pirate better than Jack Sparrow would be Edward Kenway.

[@kikiloop5860]

Yeah, I got the same vibe.

[@hat7475]

_YES_

[@TheLocomono9]

The pompon at the end of the tail is a minor evolutionary trait that is used to swat flies. These flies sometimes carry disease so the ones who didn’t get bit as much survived more often and reproduced.

[@FuryMcpurey]

thank you for this information!

[@hat7475]

ah, figured! like elephants and their ears

[@catbatrat1760]

So basically, lions are like horses. Just goes to show, NO ONE likes flies.

[@LuxOffertor]

Legit at the brownie bit, as soon as he finished shouting, lightning struck outside. God has spoken. The slab of brownie must be consumed.

[@synphilia4776]

HAIL THE SLAB

[@KittyPants.]

CONSUME OF THE SACRED SLAB! COMMENCE THE RITUAL!

[@synphilia4776]

*C O N S U M E T H E S L A B*

[@LuxOffertor]

I work at a Pizza Hut. I MAKE the SLABS

[@everyonegetselfears1444]

2:55 My only thought was “Egg” “Stop turning people into-“ “Egg”

[@adegoodman9053]

What, you egg? *stabs him*

[@robthk]

This reads exactly like a asdf movie bit,specifically,that one where someone is actually *_FOR ONCE_* not vibing with breaking people's necks

[@alligator_with_internet_access]

...pie flavor

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

@@robthk Exactly like? Have you seen the latest asdfmovie?

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@ninjabluefyre3815JOHNNY THE TRUCK

[@ThreeProphets]

Fun fact: A group of lobsters is called a pod. You were close, skluug

[@liamhansolo1464]

The more you know

[@zachariewinters2335]

I love the fact that uncontrollable chip frenzy guy is the main composer of the music for the homestuck games

[@deathsecretary2055]

Grave robbing is just archeology for fun and profit, with less paperwork.

[@fictionfan0]

I'd just like to point out Demeter is codependent on her daughter to the point where when said daughter goes back to her husband, she ends up so depressed that she stops letting plants grow for half a year.

[@slugcat6226]

WHY IS EVERYONE GLOSSING OVER “MUFFLED SOUNDS OF GORILLA VIOLENCE” THAT SENTENCE IS FUNNY AS HELL

[@andistansbury4366]

Gorilla warfare

[@hutsalot9397]

From just hearing your voice echoing from my bedroom, my father is convinced you are the VA for Patrick from SpongeBob

[@hottopic3622]

id believe it if i didnt know who PM is

[@awesomeii8346]

Bill Fagerbake is that you?

[@silvertiger1235]

For 100 we need an ultra binge watch that's like, 20 hours long

[@AkumaDayo]

Sadly KZbin doesn't allow anything over 15 hours apparently

[@vladimirenlow4388]

They tried that. Didn't work. Check the playlists for the mega-binges; they typically run 3-4 hours. Good stuff on sleepless nights. EDIT: Fixed post to acknowledge PM's preferred pronouns.

[@AkumaDayo]

@@vladimirenlow4388 oh hey just a heads up PM uses they/them pronouns, you used he/him Also yeah, I don't remember when they tried to do the 24 hour one but I think someone mentioned that YT only allows up to 15 hour videos so it was a bust :/

[@vladimirenlow4388]

@@AkumaDayo Thanks for catching this--I forgot. It's especially embarrassing since I switch between "he/him" and "they/them", depending on what part of the country I'm in. (Here in the city hardly anyone bats an eye at "they/them", but the area my family is from? Waaay behind the curve on this issue and many others.)

[@AkumaDayo]

@@vladimirenlow4388 hey it's understandable! Sometimes I forget my own pronouns which is honestly way more embarrassing lmao

[@JadianRadiator]

1:45 This is me with brushing my teeth. I must have a really serious nerve issue with my teeth/jaw. Because with the state of my teeth I should be constantly in immensely painful tooth aches. I rarely (if ever) get tooth aches. And when I _do_ get tooth aches they're a nuisance and not actually painful.

[@DerTK]

Saaaame

[@awesomeii8346]

Dead men feel no pain.

[@andistansbury4366]

Give me your teeth. Please

[@phastinemoon]

19:05 -- fun fact: This is an actual thing. Emotional burnout can have the side effect of being numb or failing to feel anything in response to stress, also with things like feeling exhausted all the time, being unable to cry for emotional distress, and lower responses to outside stimuli. Take care of yourselves, my friends.

[@redeye4516]

Cats can act a lot like little rats when they want to. I remember once leaving a bag of cat food on the bed and saw my cat kinda chewing on the outside. I didn't think anything of it until later when I saw she'd chewed a hole in the side to eat straight from the bag. Putting cats on a diet is hard man. They jump high, chew into things, and try to suffocate you in your sleep if all else fails.

[@alsiredwood5642]

The banana scene with Bond killed me-

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

7:58 This unfortunate fellow has discovered the horrors of a gall bladder attack. Simply put, you eat too much fat in too short a time period, you get to experience five hours of continuous, agonizing pain... and chocolate brownies are loaded with fat. If your gall bladder stops functioning, fat becomes toxic and can potentially be lethal. It brings new meaning to the term "Death By Chocolate".

[@odd9965]

100, that is when an entity contained within a specific character will be released.

[@BoopSnootAndTroubleshoot]

PM! I know it is a bold move, but we need more shower thoughts narrated by your beautiful voice. Bold statement over!

[@KittyPants.]

Bold statement supported -By me

[@littlepinktiger3891]

0:13 As someone who is a very "Im not going to try too hard to make friends with people out of fear that they wont like me" type of person I NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE. WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE?????? I NEED YOU

[@jarmstrong1955]

we are just one binge compilation away from 100, anyone else think that to celebrate that milestone it should be an hour long?

[@t4t-hantunia]

YES

[@UselessSet]

8:20 I found a Pokemon Fan game that is unbeatable if you don't use stat changing moves against the Elite four and the Champion. One of the most recommended moves is to just spam Taunt against every Pokemon till you can beat the shit out of it.

[@Sshynx]

I love these. They help so much with my writers block just listening to it. Thank you so much PM.

[@sarahjames8951]

8:39 he looks loke tiny goth dobby, i love him

[@JadianRadiator]

2:00 Other than the parasite being funny, this sounds like Parasite: The Maxim's protagonist.

[@gamesandglory1648]

Apparently also a lot of fanfiction of something. (I don't know I didn't read any, I know this because AIdungeon gave me several stories about that and like a third of what it was trained on was fanfiction.)

[@JadianRadiator]

@@gamesandglory1648 The parasite Migi was a cold and calculated individual. Please correct me if I misspelled the romanized form of the Japanese word for "right" as in "right hand."

[@libeflu]

The cat looks like what I'd expect Dracula's cat to look like. It's like he said f the bat theme there's a rodent issue in his castle that needs taken care of BUT he's been doing the bat thing for so long now he couldn't let it go and that's why he got that exact cat...

[@bologna8182]

for the grave robery question there are many awnsers from many people, here are some. Leo Hickey, Barking, UK When you wear a pith helmet and/or donate your swag to the British Museum. Carla, Crewe, UK It's not a question of WHEN, but BY WHOM. Desperate scallywags native to the area of said grave (eg Egypt), grubbing around for the wherewithal to feed their starving families are graverobbers: educated upper-class westerners with study grants and PhDs in the offing are archaeologists. Eliot Higgins, London UK When Tony Robinson turns up.

[@finlynham5841]

I have no problem with archaeology, in fact I want to be one, but who has the final authority on the legality of digging up graves

[@BunBunBrat]

When they hit 100 they NEEDS to do another movie Edit:Pronouns change

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

i just wanted to let you know, but i'm pretty sure P.M. uses they/them pronouns!

[@BunBunBrat]

@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma ahh got it thank u for informing me

[@shifting-stars]

you forgot to change one of the pronouns!

[@BunBunBrat]

@@shifting-stars THANK U!

[@thisisaterribleargument_but]

You forgot to change the grammar so now the sentence doesn’t make sense

[@coyotix]

The bus driver one is so true. In first grade, I missed the bus by about ten seconds. I was running and waving, and the bus driver SAW ME, WAVED BACK, and didn’t even stop.

[@arealstone6685]

He's the only one that could make anything sound like a threat....except real threats

[@damonminnix4660]

19:05 I don’t know why but this just gave me this thought of how it sort of works. Y’all know how sometimes you can supercool a liquid in the freezer and it doesn’t get solid even though it’s at the coldness it should be solid, but then when you tap it on something or shake it up enough or whatever it solidifies? That’s sort of where the brain stress is. They’re supercooled with stress and once you rustle them up enough they’re going to go nuts.

[@faielyne]

The moon is 100% proud of you

[@cjslime8847]

Andy deserves all the love we give him

[@Dragonian05]

The first one is the motto of Catarina from ‘My Next Life As a Villainess.’

[@Kinthemuffin]

8:11 i wholeheartedly agree with this

[@keittykit]

I've been waiting for this *evil smirk* The biiiiinge compilation

[@liam16346]

12:15 1: axe body spray 2: bow version of demoknight 3: sword version of ultrakill's projectile boost 4: good idea.

[@AllWIllFall2Me]

Yeah, I was going to say, I think people missed the joke of the first one, and maybe the second (There's a brand of alcoholic cider named Goldbow, which it might be a reference to).

[@RGIlerio]

19:31, and that my friends, is why I watch everything on youtube, because I guarantee you can find at least one person who has uploaded every episode of Scooby Doo ever to youtube

[@throneisbed7833]

I did a spirit animal quiz once, and it said I'm a snake. Listen, random online quiz. *If I'm a snake, I'm one of those derpy looking desert snakes with the eyes on top of its head. Do NOT assume I'm a burmese python or something equally strong and majestic, I am a WEIRD LOOKING SAND NOODLE.*

[@ghostnebula8805]

My animal is apparently a fox. Like you, I do not imagine myself as a dignified animal. I am that fox with its head stuck in the snow.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

1:25 reminder that Tom Hiddleston was one of the directors for that show.

[@Kalebfenoir]

Been demanding the Butter Knife Greatsword in every fantasy game I've ever played. Lol

[@bugtypeeevee]

15:02 I had this with two of my characters until eventually coming to the conclusion that they have way too much in common so they're still boyfriends instead

[@ambermills1581]

Whale milk is the consistency of cottage cheese so baby whales can eat it while under water.

[@khadijasenghor286]

Yo that’s awesome

[@PikalaxALT]

13:00 - "m-ma'am you can't write your own name"

[@austinfernando8406]

1:51 damn it i got called out

[@joelhaggis5054]

1:57 Mob and Dimple

[@VioletNova217]

Ay since I'm early I might as well say this If you're reading this I want you to know that you're valid, you deserve everything good thats happened to you up to this point, you're amazing!

[@smallishkae]

3:22 was on QI so, yes, I did read that in Stephen Fry’s voice

[@p3p1jnlol]

98 already?? wow i remember when the first binge comp was uploaded

[@lunalesombras1150]

Head Canon: Void Bunny has Kirbo powers

[@lxmonp1e]

18:35 Lawful good is the bus driver that practically screeched to a halt upon realizing a kid from a stop that was passed was chasing the bus

[@Hope-bc4tc]

2:24 so i was like “lmao same,” but as the post went on i realized “WAIT I WROTE THAT”

[@Hope-bc4tc]

My friend keeps putting my posts on the discord server

[@aph1dqueen]

15:06 Optimus Prime and Megatron

[@flameindigo8035]

8:22 okay. but. It works sometimes. Hear me out. I was playing Persona 5. And there’s one quest in Mementos where you have to beat this big cart-penis monster thing. (yes, I am aware, it’s weird af.) Anyway. The thing upped its attack first turn. I brought its attack back down and then used my other characters to attack. And that thing really used its next turn to up its attack again. So I used the same tactic again. *And it kept working.* *No one on my team lost any HP for the entire battle. Because of debuffs and dumb enemies.* In conclusion, stat changes rock. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[@vincenttrigg4521]

6:26 I... I needed this...

[@Charadoesthatgaming]

1:10 I love that game so much

[@hottopic3622]

hey pm, do you have special plans for binge comp 100 since we're two away now? edit 08/16/21: here we are a few days later, feeling physically terrible but this really helps

[@spooder1568]

12:03 hol up. Whats that about Aphrodite? She started a war because of her ego

[@themaninthestars891]

3:21 My brain hurts

[@15bitGod]

Andy is just a treat :D

[@melovespoon]

i got an ad immediately after "I'm the muffin man now" it felt too real

[@Willoshi]

The post at 11:36 is technically wrong, as 'Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is' ACTUALLY backwards would be "Si ti yzarc woh gniyas secnetnes sdrawkcab setaerc sdrawkcab secnetnes gniyas woh yzarc ti si."

[@TCBStudios]

4:50 I googled it How long does a person have to be dead before it's considered archeology? If you really want a number, a standard often given by archaeologists in the United States is that 50 years is enough to make an object archaeology, and 150 years is enough if there's people involved.

[@casualsleepingdragon8501]

Fun fact: whale milk is the consistency of butter

[@entamology581]

you and i have very different ideas of fun

[@bluefairy7653]

🤮🤮🤮 the idea of eating whale milk is the worst thing I’ve ever imagined.

[@jbaum566]

O guess you mean room temperature butter? For sure not fridge cold butter. But room temperature or melted?!

[@DaydreamingArtist322]

Does this mean you have access to whale milk? If so, how?

[@dervy4005]

5:02 no, don't take the stars away *rearrange them so they have to redo everything*

[@Lord_Inquisitor_William7391]

16:26 Fun fact a group of lobsters is called a pod.

[@KittyPants.]

Ohhhhh, thanks!

[@linstough]

So if I were to shove some lobsters into a cannon I could mayhaps make a airpod

[@KittyPants.]

Wha...?

[@squiddiot5477]

6:14 I was watching this video because I had writers block and this one hit me hard

[@AeonKnigh432]

My mom decided to watch Joker the other day, I was in the living room watching stuff on my phone. She asked if I was ok with her watching it in the living room, and my response was: Yeah, but I'll judge you for it. Then I fell asleep because I was tired

[@Finn14029]

2:06 Magnus chase and freyr Carter kane and horus

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

6:10 DO NOT call me out like this .... pelase

[@1e1001]

When you're so stressed that your stress level overflows to -128%

[@relicking9207]

That Blackout Bow would be used by Clerics of Cayden Cailean or Dionysus

[@NuclearCharm]

What about the other weapons?

[@relicking9207]

@@NuclearCharm Don't remember them enough to say, and would need to know the pantheons better as well

[@NuclearCharm]

@@relicking9207 An axe that makes the enemy smell nice, the many d12s AoE sword and a giant butter knife

[@relicking9207]

@@NuclearCharm the giant butter knife any god associated with cooking I guess the axe Flower gods perhaps? many d12 AoE sword, any god of destruction/death, Gruumsh comes to mind

[@OGSontar]

When ever the new year rolls around, I make my New Year's Resolutions...for the year that just ended. That way, I can be sure I keep them all.

[@emmathegoof648]

I swear to God the 100th it came from Tumblr is just going to be Seymour screaming into the void for an hour nothing else just screams

[@trashcanqueen3850]

5:27 DEAD, I AM DEAD

[@syrathdouglas1244]

6:38 When I feel discouraged as a creator I remember when I wrote a story on Reddit about an alien going to a museum and freaking out over dinosaurs and that two different storytime channels contacted me and asked if they could read it. Truly my magnum opus. Hoping I can write a sequel where the alien goes whale-watching and freaks out over how big whales are!

[@qckreplacementvideos7561]

7:37 Neither side of the if can be made into a contraction tho?

[@bryantgodin]

Andy does good work

[@kaedesakura9274]

8:50 ...who just.... cuts their hair? Thats the most important thing ever it would take years to grow back!

[@emuscreeches6092]

I buzzed all mine off 3 months ago. It grows back

[@kaedesakura9274]

@@emuscreeches6092 you don't understand my hair goes to my butt. The next shortest style that makes a diffrence is half that much hair

[@whyareallmynamestaken1382]

7:51 is it just me or does 1915 kinda look like the fasion silhouettes of the time

[@jensbjorklund6584]

Binge compilation 100 should be a binge compilation of all the previous 99 binge compilations

[@KittyPants.]

YES, JUST, ✨Y E S✨

[@patheticplague9359]

Oh, joy! I love this!

[@summerwolf7197]

Commenting because this deserves to be higher, so pure

[@patheticplague9359]

@@summerwolf7197 Thank you!

[@FuryMcpurey]

Your comment is so wholesome. I wish more people on the internet were like you. 🥺

[@summerwolf7197]

@@FuryMcpurey this is one of those comments where you read it and you just gotta smile haha

[@L-Stout]

12:24 Idea: Do not read if you get disgusted easily A sword that gives diarrhea to whomever gets hit. Basically if you die they die from shitting themselves.

[@caydenschultz8429]

When I had the flu I thought if I downloaded all the games from the ads there would be no ads

[@Retro_Red]

4:31 Quitting! It's like trying but easier.

[@fleurpouvior2967]

Not related to the video, but i had a dream that there was a reality show where professional security teams, faced off against average people trying to do oceans 11 style heists, and matt mercer was the host, and now im really angry that it's not a real show

[@weirdowithwifi1860]

The most annoying thing about these videos is that IM CONSTANTLY screenshotting all of the crap, and I cant even be mad cause a voice actor is making it even more funny!

[@goosemchjank9146]

6:26 "Your the worst pirate I've ever heard of." "But you have heard of me!"

[@86_percent28]

4:45 I wish I could do this, but my English paper that’s due tomorrow is 15% of my grade soooooo….

[@alexstoll1756]

4:10 you have no idea how much I want this to be my voice when I grow up.

[@hyphurr.rarelypostsifever1220]

0:13 Fun story! When I was in like… 3 grade, I believe? There was this girl who stood behind me in line and bullied me. My original plan was to avoid her, until my little baby brain had the most fantastic idea ever: “what if I made her my friend?“ And so, I attempted this. I managed to get her to agree, but there where times she attempted to give up on our friendship, and I convinced her otherwise (likely by begging) and overtime she stopped trying to not be my friend. To this day, she is still one of my friends and has been for years. She’s still got a bit of “bully” in her, but in the “annoying bug sister” kind of way. I don’t get to se wir talk to her much but she still means the world to me.

[@Heartless44-_-]

The best part of waking up is going right back to sleep.

[@Zer0Blizzard]

10:58 This is correct. Hence why I do not capitalize god.

[@thedailybullshit4033]

7:05 What if I identify w/ the Joker from the Lego Batman Movie?

[@AeonKnigh432]

Earth is hell? We're the demons? Guess I'm a succubus. 😏 *Seduces summoners*

[@BGDMusic]

6:38 "you are without a doubt the worst pirate i have ever heard of" "but you have heard of me"

[@robbiehydrawolf8836]

I love how Zeus is the only god that there isn't much nice to say about it you know how he was pertrade.