It Came From Tumblr #99 | Binge Compilation

[@gunsandroses896]

I aspire to be a Dracula in the corner of a coffee shop someday.

[@eastia7518]

You sound like julia lepetit from drawfee

[@ragingmonkeycritic]

That is the day I’m waiting for

[@darkwolf4049]

Who doesn't

[@MaskedGasRobert]

Would you like some tips or do you want to do this one without the input of some random idiot online?

[@jennstevens8464]

The first thing I see and im happy you do you bo

[@jarofdustd2162]

The 100th one is just gonna be a compilation of them screaming in every binge

[@chickenwings7116]

Y E S

[@pavloverboy]

it should be a director's commentary

[@screenedat0m]

Oh god I want this to happen so badly

[@gamersgambit7517]

@@pavloverboy yes

[@Andaisdet]

Everybody get ready for the 100th binge compilation where He goes completely insane

[@feck6052]

I think we are already way past the insanity part.

[@Charlotte-rq2hu]

*they

[@naomilauzut92]

They turns into Super Seymour *edit: I Knew they were nonbinary for a long time and had a brain fart, I aplogize*

[@flood256]

The compilation compilation

[@J2982able]

Goes? Completely? Honey, we passed that mark loooong ago. Heres one for Seymour's former sanity. In the land of lost socks and since passed memes.

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: some snakes can glide

[@YataTheFifteenth]

Yes indeed. Lovely little creatures.

[@Nobert594]

hehe flying noodle

[@laurenkirby97]

Actually, all snakes can glide. You just need to put them on a glider first.

[@Astral_Something]

D R A G O N

[@aaronalkor]

I can’t help but imagine a gliding cobra or rattlesnake coming straight for my face/neck, mouth ready to clamp down. It’s a terrifying thought

[@colinharter4094]

Not being a part of the Genshin Impact fandom, that whole dinosaur sequence made me feel like I was a character in someone else's fever dream.

[@the_sky_is_blue_and_so_am_I]

same lol

[@The0mega79]

My mind is blown about the Cave Hermit story.

[@drakeisacake]

same, its neat

[@unoriginalcomment7502]

This man got a really good reason to stay in his cave for another cuple decades.

[@omegawrack9779]

I wonder how Present Cyanna would react if she ever saw original Cyanna (When she was a robot). Likewise with the Seymours, would the present Seymour envy the past Seymour because they have a walking coffee dispenser? Would past Seymour be happy that present Cyanna has got her wish of being organic? It's interesting to think about, to me

[@dominiklehn2866]

Well, there's a character inspired by past Cyanna

[@iplayksplol9974]

I miss past cyanna

[@baggyhton]

Seymour into the pm_verse

[@k8rgrl]

Hey quick fyi: pm uses they/them

[@fod-der]

I read that as president cyana and I was so confused

[@alexasquared4931]

Still love the fact that Seymour saying "A Googol" will activate my Google assistant

[@tunasalad9693]

I explained the entire plot of shek 5 to my dad at 7 am and he looked like years were being taken off of his life.

[@r.j.penfold]

Wait what's the plot to Shrek 5?

[@ashleg8350]

Wait, there's a Shrek F I V E ?!

[@adeliew4230]

shrek *w h a t*

[@fireballreviews4347]

Ah yes, S h e k

[@ashaler__]

theres a shrek 5?

[@NeoTrggrTheGammer]

I would watch the crap out of that D&D Muppet movie!

[@Retro_Red]

Same

[@vidmanandrew09]

That slow burn realization at the end. Precious, yet also, *priceless.* Just like the Moon Baby Cyana.

[@moyluna1589]

10:00 "You poisoned the water supply, burned the crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses!" "Yes, and it made for some great character development!"

[@kafelesmith3418]

If my head character came into our world his first move would be to wellllllllllllllllll do bad things to me

[@genericsinger]

The maker of the world now lol

[@theshuman100]

this writting prompt is literally how christians justify an omnipotent God

[@etourdie]

See, I just like chocolate ice cream though, and whenever I've gotten neapolitan it's roughly 1/2 strawberry or vanilla, 499/1000 the other, and 1/1000 chocolate

[@trudiesavage9511]

To me, the strawberry and vanilla are the best and I always get tub where I have to dig along the side to get enough vanilla flavor so I guess I have the opposite problem

[@etourdie]

@@trudiesavage9511 Can we trade then?

[@trudiesavage9511]

@@etourdie yes indeed

[@chippydippy1530]

I always seem to manage to get the ones that are really chocolate heavy and I have to try to find the strawberry

[@henryg.8762]

i have gotten several neapolitan ice creams that are just a solid ring of chocolate with the tiniest ring of vanilla and strawberry

[@Luchabul]

Me, a Thomas Sanders fan: Oh there's Joan

[@thegendervoid5412]

Wait I missed Joan? Where are they? Guess I have an excuse to watch again

[@cornybram845]

Time stamp? /nm

[@LovingMadman]

*sees kawaii-chan slowly appear on screen* Me: Hey I remember her!

[@mattthegamer172]

Last time I checked, she got turn into a donut >:)

[@magiciansapprentice9230]

What

[@VannyBeumer]

​@@magiciansapprentice9230do you not know who kawaiichan is?

[@magiciansapprentice9230]

@@VannyBeumer not really, no. care to elaborate?

[@chaotic_introvert]

seeing her really brought back those years..... ohhh god

[@raycasas2867]

Cave hermit is starting to look like a good career choice every day

[@Nyghtking]

For reference, what I heard is "zigazig ah" is an inside joke. It comes from something their manager used to say which was something like "I really want a shit and cigar" The spice girls took "Shit and Cigar" and turned it into "Zigazig ah"

[@Pigpen0228]

So when the 100th compilation comes out.... will there be an ultimate compilation with all 100?

[@kaliEPaige-bp9iw]

god i hope

[@octokitty88]

:o the movie the full saga!

[@Jayandthegames]

Sadly this can’t happen because it goes past KZbin’s upload limit 😔

[@musicman3825]

22:33 When you started yelling "RRAAAAAYYYYYYY-" I wasn't looking at the screen so I couldn't tell if you were going for Raid Shadow Legends or Raycon.

[@kasiaspades]

P.M. Seymour is literally talented and funny Definitely a comfort 'tuber of mine Edit: Holy crap I've never gotten past 2 likes this is lit

[@kasiaspades]

@MAJOR MACWAFFLE Oh crap?? Really?! Can we PLEASE normalize saying 'Tuber?! SomEOne get P.M. Seymour to see this and normalize it

[@kasiaspades]

@MAJOR MACWAFFLE finally somebody does :)

[@kasiaspades]

Have a good day/night or wherever you may be at

[@zenith1040]

Pm Seymour is my comfort potato

[@kasiaspades]

@@zenith1040 they are the potato lord

[@ninjamaster9094]

The Genshin Impact one is buried under so many vastly different memes. Just… how do you even begin to describe why it’s funny?

[@samtheballoon1522]

For the 100th, make a compilation of every “It’s a biiiiiinge compilatioooooooooon” and but it at the beginning of the video

[@Eramiserasmus]

THE only warning we get that the 100th Binge Compilation is coming!

[@Nobert594]

I dont make fried air enough to buy an appliance made specially for that purpose

[@musicalfreaks9198]

There's really about to be 100 binge compilations of Tumblr posts. Iconic

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

7:26 As the expert on AU’s, I green light this one, this is a hilarious idea, GO OFF!

[@karatheshapeshifter1784]

“skeeton man hut me help”

[@thesilvereevee222]

10:50 Ummm, don't do this. your DM can and WILL make your game a living hell, and NOT in a good way.

[@StormTheSquid]

As a DM, can confirm.

[@aaronalkor]

21:25 At my funeral, I’d have a ceremony with background music from different cultures. Idylls of Pegasus for Greek, Cliffs of Moher for Irish, Drums of Drakkar for Norse, etc. I’d also have it be like the 4 best myths on how to properly prepare the dead. Norse, the longship with fire-tipped arrow. Greek, a golden drachma placed under my tongue. Roman, same as Greek but golden denarii. Egyptian, wrapped in silk scrolls. That way, I can guarantee the passage to the afterlife’s (not like Atheists. Their concept of afterlife is frightening)

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

That isn't how norse burial worked, wouldn't be legal, and why are you entirely limiting your inspirations to Europe and the Mediterranean

[@aaronalkor]

@@smrtfasizmu7242 I don’t care, everything’s legal in international waters, favoritism

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

@@aaronalkor pretty profoundly selfish there dude

[@aaronalkor]

@@smrtfasizmu7242 And? It’s my funeral plans. I’m fricking dead when this is happening. You think I care if I’m being selfish or not?? No!

[@ashaler__]

im just going to compile a master-list of things that they have to do to me if and when i kick the bucket, including my own little traditions such as: my corpse is supplied with a knife, a small thing of alcohol, and religious texts, while it wears a silk robe it must also go with all my sentimental possessions, which are all locked away with a key that is destroyed afterwards i am hidden in a building dug out of the ground, made of stone, with an entrance accessible only by key, that all of my family members have a copy of, and holes on the roof allowing me to breathe in case i was mistaken for dead but ended up being alive every part of my life that mattered, and my last will, would be written on a large slab of stone inside of the building, and my name on a smaller one that lies above

[@squeaktheswan2007]

8:04 Well, if New Yorkers lived in the ocean, those statistics would probably be a lot different

[@kasiaspades]

Pukichu Vs. Gaud P.M. doing the commentary Who'd win

[@laurenkirby97]

They'd throw the fight for gambling fraud.

[@kasiaspades]

@@laurenkirby97 heck yea

[@nobgs4505]

I hate how I hear "Memes, the DNA of the soul" and in my mind I subconsciously hear Monsoon's entire speech from Metal Gear Rising in my head.

[@seanstephenson8660]

YES

[@AmazingMezmer]

14:10 In one of my old servers we had RP chats that we would occasionally use and if someone said something particularly funny they would get pinned. Well, one member had like half of the pinned messages, I don't remember all of them but the most infamous was "WHO INTERRUPTED MY NIGHTLY PISS IN THE NEIGHBORS BUSH", no it isn't any better with context.

[@getaround1276]

Gib contects

[@gabef.218]

For the 100th binge comp, it should be a giga-comp of *every binge comp ever*

[@huemanporson9954]

6:38 the reason that it is in any order at all is for organization purposes. However the specific configuration that we have could have easily been different with few lasting affects on the timeline.

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

Now I kinda want to make my own filing system…like why can’t K be next to C? They are friends. And we should have S next to C…

[@huemanporson9954]

@@Mostlyharmless1985 you can, but it probably wouldn’t get mainstream

[@rolfs2165]

Well, it probably wouldn't have been called the alphabet, though, if alpha and beta weren't the first two letters in Greek.

[@DeathDealer_1021]

Idea for the BC100 intro: start off at ep. 1 with the "It's a BIII-" and then have the "IIIIIIII" part fromep 2-99 and end off with a new Comp-Ila-Tion

[@redactedoktor]

19:16 am I a monster for going out of my way just to slice open and consume grapefruits and genuinely enjoy them? This has firmly planted the belief in my mind that I am either chaotic neutral, or chaotic evil, both of which I’ve thought of for a while but now it’s like “Yeah, I was thinking about but now I know it. That’s me.”

[@gothnerd887]

3:22 y'know he's pretty good looking for a hermit

[@dennisnedry8126]

yeah. way too good looking.

[@sometransgal9412]

That 2 cups vanilla extract post makes me so mad, just buy the Mexican stuff on easy its like 37$ for a 33oz bottle. Thats nearly 10 cups

[@silvrnightingale]

I'll do you one better! A 3-word cooking horror story!!! *deep inhale* Pineapple on pizza

[@PMSeymour]

My 5 word horror response, That’s not a horror story

[@elk3407]

Pineapple isn't bad on pizza though? Pineapple and ham work well on pizza. The same people who say Pineapple on pizza are bad would probably take offense to real Italian pizzas like Sicilian style. The real sin is dipping pizza in ranch. If I catch anyone doing that, I'll dip them them in boiling ranch as punishment

[@silvrnightingale]

@@PMSeymour It is to people who are allergic to pineapple lmao

[@silvrnightingale]

@@elk3407 Dude, there was an awkward silence when I read your comment because I'm currently eating pizza... ....And dipping it in ranch.... (Also I don't even like pineapple by itself so-)

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

Ha! I just need to change one word to make a true horror story : Chocolate on Pizza! (based on a true story)

[@NotNonamelol]

Doing homework rn Better timing whouldn‘t be possible

[@Fish-Legs-the-o-fish-al]

Every time I remember keq-ow I take physical damage

[@wardofhousevyrn]

For the 100th binge compilation he'll probably say it normally...

[@StormTheSquid]

0:00 This person is obviously a mom. Online is right there in the name. You can't pause the internet. Thinking you could pause a game with online literally in the name is like thinking a blender doesn't blend or a dishwasher doesn't wash dishes. Sometimes I wonder how we got to where we are today.

[@Rauvi]

You know what would be awesome? The “it’s a biiinge compilation” thing at the start of the 100th one be made out of all the other intros. Not sure how this would work but I’m picturing something like what Sean Hogan does 🤷

[@waterbelow0degrees]

can i start a petition to make cyana the new prime minister like, can I legally do that? _what I’m trying to say is would it be legal if I were to hypothetically petition for a blue elf girl to be the prime minister of the uk_

[@rainbowsparkles5304]

Benedict Cumberbatch->Swedish Chef Scarlett Johansson --> Gonzo RDJ -->Kermit Anthony Mackie-->Scooter

[@ace_of_cups4096]

I accidentally but 2 tbsp vanilla extract in a cake and THAT was a horror story in itself

[@ihsanzulfikar6540]

11:23 More like, *Every Shonen MC:* I'm gonna forgive and spare my enemies even if the enemy has commited war crimes

[@FeliceJaganshi]

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD!! KNEEL BEFORE ITS OMNIPOTENCE.

[@_no_moon_]

I am like a vampire, I stay in doors almost every day of my existence in my room, fruity as fuck, I’m paler than most ghosts in horror movies, and because of allergies I cannot have garlic or onions. Wait-

[@kingkurok3149]

So Cyana wants to ride the dragon huh, hehehe, fan fic writers you know what must be done Okay but in all seriousness this binge compilation was great, lot's of great Tumblr posts, great job guys

[@szarekhthesilentking7043]

I thought it was more of a job for artists

[@andrewdsadfsdafvxcvfsafznw2]

5:33 this is even funnier because I'm actually singing this in my a capella choir, lol

[@hexagonalchaos]

the everything in the everything bagel implies it includes drugs too as drugs are a thing, and more importantly, the everything bagel implies the existence of the nothing bagel. bagel lore runs deep, I'll have to do some more looking into this before I can say anything important.

[@sotogaming3362]

10:24 I was thinking of that one Supernatural episode where the Winchesters met up with this author that basically was writing out their lives and it became their reality only to realize that he was god

[@jessicathenobody]

10:45 It's giving "Daniel" "The Cooler Daniel" and I'm not even mad

[@darkdemonwerewolf]

1:00 I don't think your ready for my 4 word cooking horror story. Two quarts vanilla extract.

[@darkdemonwerewolf]

Also 7:20 you'd feel different as well if it were dollar coins. I get that even if it was a 10 dollar order with quarters, in other words less than the 53 with dollar coins, you'd still hate it. but something about getting dollar coins and the novelty of seeing them get used from time to time makes it far more acceptable and satisfying.

[@remedynoneofyourbusiness6]

2 gallons vanilla extract

[@jackgadtke8735]

Andy is the editor that I aspire to be

[@dr.freshmemes3696]

Ciana: if the moon were to explode Me: sweats nervously in bigger ukulele It's a risk of rain reference. If you know you know

[@yeetthebeatout6906]

Mackinac Island Fudge to Neapolitan: p a t h e t i c

[@nyxedeggs4974]

In response to “2 cups vanilla extract” 300kg of pepper

[@patchyworx]

2:38 Ah yes, Zhong-yee

[@xSaraxMxNeffx]

the random noises bit at the end was just so....perfect. andy deserves a raise

[@emilyrattini8462]

5:49 no. NonononONONO GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CATBOY STEVE HARRIS! I PAID FOR MY SINS, STOP HAUNTING ME!

[@zemorph42]

3:45 "Out of jackassery" Yup; accurate.

[@dorukayhanwastaken]

0:53 Once again, Siegfried with a "gun".

[@L0stmarblez]

I have an android and my google voice thing turned on too and I realized why after P.M. Started cracking up.

[@kingtigermusic]

Thank you, P.M. and Andy, you beautiful people, for making my crack up laughing this morning beginning @12:48. That was a great start to my birthday this morning

[@Enbypotat53]

2:19 how have I only just realised that's Shenpai??

[@matthewyeldig4608]

8:59 I was so desprately hoping this was going to be a MGR shitpost...

[@ghoulchan7525]

Same

[@MoreDepresso]

2 cups vanilla extract… *2 GALLONS VANILLA EXTRACT*

[@andimcfrederick2525]

Friendly reminder that Seymour uses they/them pronouns. Please respect them 😊

[@The_Hattur]

Wai wha?

[@uni8514]

@@The_HatturI love the way the original message was an year ago and this is just like. Last week. Anyways their Instagram bio is currently he/they so I’m assuming he use both? Which is what I thought.

[@skullzans]

Theres a genetic condition that makes mint taste like toothepaste. Its very sad.

[@PrincessMihai]

Two cups vanilla extract 🤯 holy crap

[@aaronalkor]

2:54 I agree with Andy’s edited face for that

[@wo501]

The 100th binge is gonna one hour of pm saying ha you thought

[@justyouraveragenerd5152]

Cyana can make any protective barrier?~ I bet she uses that power with Shiro a lot~ 😏

[@purple-47]

ok but the vanilla extract is even funnier because everything became vanilla extract

[@TLAF923]

Do we get a mega-mega binge compilation at 100?

[@camrynacecraft]

My 4 word cooking horror story: I dropped the bacon

[@thealpacaofsupport258]

2:28 bro, the way you delivered that line is so good i felt bad for the user saying it even if knew you were also laughing while doing that sad sound 😭😭😭 KXNSNXBDB Rewatching your content has been great bc i find these moments i didn't appreciate on the first time i watched that video kgnsnfbs I still got a way to go before i get to the recent stuff kgnsbfbs

[@sasukesarutobi3862]

How to make an everything bagel: 1. Cut a bagel in half 2. Take the bottom half from underneath the top half 3. Place the bottom half on top of the top half 4. Congratulations, your bagel now contains everything.

[@consonantvowelconsonanttwe732]

"It's got the LIGHTNESS of vanilla, the TANGINESS of strawberry, and the *L U X U R Y* of chocolate!" Damn, I need to try that!

[@ru_alt6352]

*School cannot stop the binge. Ever.*

[@Kristanite]

Technically Neapolitan is any three flavors in the same tub, in Italian Flag configuration. (Strawberry, Chocolate, and Vanilla are the 3 most popular flavors in the USA, so when they're mass manufacturing, companies tend to use those, but it doesn't have to be! The first Neapolitan ice cream was made with pistachio ice cream.) So technically this rainbow sherbet is Neapolitan :)) Raspberry, Lemon, and Lime.

[@thekornwulf]

I believe the stuff made with Pistachio is referred to as "Spumoni"

[@TheEternalGoth]

That movie at 14:32 - That needs to be a thing! That is a better movie idea than pretty much everything that's come out in the last decade and I need that movie right the fuck now!

[@zacharyzwickl5860]

100th binge has to be filled with ALL OF THEM AS A BIG CHUNGUS

[@Chobittsu]

@3:22, that isn't a hermit, that's just Sharlto Copley in disguise

[@littlepinktiger3891]

13:50 *Soft Fuzzy Man has entered the chat*

[@Cheerwine091]

10:34 sorry they didn’t wanna get sued by mystery flesh pit USA

[@JustRed_221]

6:08 SHE TOTALLY WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT THE MEMORIES AAHHHH

[@dutifullybluenerd]

WE'RE BOTH NEW YORKERS, P.M. SEYMOUR!

[@scribbled_up_head]

Tumblr is like a better, more harmonious version of twitter. Its chaotic, but harmonious.

[@Narbl052-i5u]

10:22 I crumpled over and practically died hearing this refrenced in f-ing tublr of all locations of the internet

[@nomadicmirror3660]

Told my mom about 8:10 and she want " yeah... makes sense"

[@generalcorgi698]

13:27 a nat-1 is meat jello

[@Broeckchen]

That one post reminded me to tell everyone here to search up "three trenchcoats in a kid" on KZbin

[@vharkerandco]

I took a sec to get the joke then looked up, set down my phone, and audibly said in the most monotone voice possible: “*oh.*”

[@ChloeVFX]

14:32 SMG4 already did this with "Mushrooms n' Morons" five years ago LMAO I still think this would be a great movie LOL

[@narnit.]

9:00 Monsoon! Get outta here you silly goose.