[SFM] DIO's Invention

[@analoghorrors]

he says "i, dio" like 8 times in the same sentence

[@galipo2864]

I, dio, have I, dio under I, dio with i, dio about I, dio without I, dio!

[@walliscool]

yeah, i don’t see the problem. that shit canon 👌😤

[@babajugjug995]

pastel._.regrets he does that all the time in the anime

[@DwAboutItManFr]

KONO DIO DA

[@spammy7851]

K o n o D i o

[@dio1387]

*Someone was spying on Jotaro and I*

[@stevepensando2593]

"You wanna see it? ;)"

[@giornogiovanna2660]

This is why you need to remind Jotaro to keep his windows covered.

[@obeseamphibian4098]

It was me~

[@darrenm4104]

R/cursedcomments

[@roberte.o.speedwagon5811]

*Hmmm... Whoms't've have done that, I wonder...*

[@monz341]

"You don't have any friends." ʷᵒʷ

[@nuxx1876]

pancake face says the thing

[@nogoodnamesleft3965]

lali ho you're a fake

[@michaeljakcsonkillerqueen385]

Pfft Star Flatinum, nice

[@michelekinuoka1681]

Soldier

[@DetectiveGhost]

Sad pucci noises*

[@tranquillatarantella]

e v e r y t h i n g y o u d o n o w i s *_N O N - C A N O N_*

[@mementodespair9067]

Mikan

[@jeremylamarre5979]

mikan worst girl

[@jeremylamarre5979]

Fight me

[@daysand123]

Better noncanon than noncon.

[@messi-ahh420]

Why is my printer gone?

[@Inferno144]

*Thats Our DIO was filmed in front of a live studio audience*

[@fawfulgod5095]

Daniel Blaze or at least until he drains all of their blood, but for now, yeah, their alive.

[@kats-haven7879]

+Fawful God XD

[@trickyasmr1785]

That's Our DIO has been brought to you by DIO Brando Brand DIOderant. 'DIO with it!'

[@Firestar4041]

Thats Our DIO was fimled in front of a less than live studio audience

[@dio1387]

*DID I NOT TELL YOU TO MAKE THAT STATEMENT BIGGER?!*

[@qtarokujo3694]

TART: **exists** Valentine: *"So it's the same type of stand as..."* TART: **gets broken** Valentine: "Nevermind"

[@funnyvalentine1592]

Kamaboko Gonpachirou yes

[@raditz6860]

I approve this

[@Vetresity]

So its the same stand as filthy acts done at a reasonable price

[@ryanchong9965]

Johnny: Well yes but actually, _no_

[@funnyvalentine9705]

I approve of this

[@cam-899]

“Dio!” *turns off dolphin show*

[@illusionist1872]

I was just looking for the sports channel, DIO

[@Joe-km5ou]

He recorded animal planet epidodes

[@maryukenwaves]

@@Joe-km5ou NO I DIDN'T

[@Joe-km5ou]

Jotaro Kujo I literally was in your house

[@R0ZEYTH0RNEZZ]

Jotaro Kujo look Jotaro he was in your house just admit you was

[@jaeyunlee1029]

"It's in my pants" The world pulls it out from not in his pants

[@duck3892]

The whole world is in dio's pants

[@hawk6428]

ZA WARUDO??

[@resentfulsidecharacter3713]

The world was stored in his pants and when he came out of him he was carrying the TART.

[@very_clever_name1636]

Maybe it was in his spare pants

[@pussinbootsisawesome]

it's like the scene with polnareff and the staircase dio stopped time then removed the TART, then The World moved behind the wall and time moved again

[@johnnyjoestar8848]

Dio: *BREAKS IN* Jotaro: oh sh* Also Jotaro: *quickly turns off marine channel*

[@funnyvalentine1592]

Johnny Joestar HEY I KNOW YOU, YOU’RE THAT CRIPPLE

[@johnnyjoestarandtusk7086]

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[@jackattackanims8387]

@@johnnyjoestarandtusk7086 you forgot the "Chimimi~"

[@Solarballs77]

Fuck wrong part

[@Solarballs77]

@@Legendzki_Forever ah so you too fell into the wrong part

[@BegitoBrah]

*Dio's device blows up* Jotaro: "You're a jerk cause you have no friends." Jesus dude where did that come from

[@riymeep6708]

DIO: “I got friends. I’ve got lots of friends.” Jotaro: “you’re lying to me!” DIO: “I did not!” Jotaro: “You are tearing me apart, DIO!” DIO: “That’s me.”

[@Jp._.howabsurd]

DIO technically Jotaro didn’t kill them most of the retired like Alessi

[@Andrew-vl6cu]

I explode it

[@Andrew-vl6cu]

YOUR NOT KIRA THO

[@Andrew-vl6cu]

@Sans undertale dies in danganronpa V69 you dont tell me to do anything >:)

[@flakybriskets]

"I DIO, I DIO, I DIO, I DIO." - I DIO

[@officialwyattthesans12345]

Korega Requiem... Da.

[@mihajlodizdarevic5490]

he said it cuz I WHO'S NOT DIO wanted that to happen

[@bastiondude3092]

I DIO, have a *D r e a m* (insert Giorno's Theme)

[@-r741]

BUT IT WAS I,DIO

[@b0bm3g47]

ALMOST 1K

[@sweetkaye28]

1:48 Killer queen has already touched The Alternate Reality Television

[@godzillac2002]

Wow that was good! XD

[@lead_head]

Killa Kuin has already touched this comment.

[@godzillac2002]

@@lead_head Oh shit.

[@kirayoshikage4728]

Hey that's my ability!

[@sollupercio87]

@Killer Queen well..

[@Silvers617]

This is so Random that I feel it's written by Araki himself.

[@frostingorb2181]

Or Justin Roiland

[@The_Evening_Sun]

Don't you mean this is so Bizarre.

[@chlorine-17]

JJBA deleted scenes

[@SmashLiXs]

or futurama writers

[@hatsofftoyou1905]

If you really want to see the ORIGINAL CREATOR go to antfish's youtube channel. Btw this isn't even the full video.

[@strivingsol1816]

You built.... A machine..... Underwater? That basically explains everything.

[@nicholascordero6600]

Its Jojo, there is no explanation,

[@unknownwebsiteuser1603]

Nicholas Cordero I guess you can say that it's pretty *BIZARRE*

[@rexolve1032]

Top Kekster roll credits

[@strivingsol1816]

**Ba dum tss!!**

[@mehhhhh421]

XlitleoY JJBA in a nutshell

[@reisuzuya8410]

"It's in my pants" Tart: *appears in ZA WARUDO'S hands*

[@Dishanta_Goswami]

It was DIO's trick to be able to show his- *Cough cough* Jonathan's *Cough Cough* ding dong to Jotaro.

[@mr.mountaindew3971]

brain.exe has stopped working*

[@LightofDawn.]

HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE SOMETHING AINT RIGHT

[@SumThingFawful]

I did not hit kakyoin, I did not

[@theunkindledhunter]

TheKidFawFul Oh, hi Jonathan.

[@optimistprime3192]

TheKidFawFul How is your Stand life?

[@MadToxin2876]

Kakyoin did you lay this egg?

[@lorddio663]

Oh, hi Jotaro

[@Pillzpop]

Hi doggy.

[@loganbatis5573]

“You’re not talking about your...” “Oh GOD no” “Oh good because for a second I thought you were talking about your-“ “ *W A N N A S E E I T?* *Winks with gæ intent*

[@cantthinkofausername685]

*justshowmethedevicedamnyou*

[@magpie8931]

wow

[@evmo8956]

Yeah

[@atomykebonpyre]

*gay confusion*

[@aresmarcelo1451]

Wanna see it *winks*

[@MajimaOnCrack]

"DIO!" * Turns off dolphin spinning on TV*

[@4spades444]

ur making urself a meme u ok jotaro

[@jerms4070]

@@4spades444 he's not wrong

[@jotarokujo9852]

@@4spades444 u know why?....HE IS AN IMPOSTER

[@jotarokujo9852]

WHO TF ARE U

[@4spades444]

@@jotarokujo9852 AH SHIT

[@goodlad3100]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART DIO *Cries in ORAs*

[@plat4234]

*Dolphin Cry

[@strivingsol1816]

That's me!

[@soniagrelo1306]

*crowns lauhgs*

[@blaiseelmore]

"oh hi kakyoin"

[@blaiseelmore]

"oh hi kakyoin"

[@ro2202]

1:27 “You built” “Mhm” “A machine” “Yes” “Underwater.” “Yes. Everything you just said pretty much explains everything.” “Justshowmehowitworks” *”wItH pLeAsUrE”*

[@xyrah-kadachi4186]

Just show me how it works.

[@hellvoxx7650]

Just show me how it works.

[@JonLucy_downunder]

Just show me how it works. This is... Requiem.

[@Kerosene.]

*KONO DIO DA*

[@laddison9620]

The World face in this scene looks like a cat with a flat head

[@croc_moat2327]

Plot twist: Jojo has sclerosis, so the dio constantly reminds him of his name

[@caiosoares2834]

Nah, it's because his ego is so big he can't go 5 minutes without hearing his name being spoken

[@FakeSnows]

Caio Soares its a joke...

[@Brian-xe1gd]

Dio: I got friends *Pucci noises in the distance*

[@corruption-1912]

Also DIO: I got a lot of friends Pucci's stands: *Happiness noices*

[@jayive34]

DIO was bisexual as stated by Araki himself, and Pucci was clearly in love with DIO. So, they totally fucked. What I'm wondering is, did DIO give Pucci a reach around?

[@Andrew-vl6cu]

is it fine if me and pucci share dio

[@huangliuying2259]

OMG

[@seleneaurea3222]

@@jayive34 nah, I mean he was 16 and Dio 122

[@salthelegend7550]

•So you died •Went under water •Made a machine •Grew your body back together •Manage to find this shitty apartment jotaro is living in. • And then make a terrible joke.

[@connorclemmons8698]

JEAN OR JAN Just another day for the enemies of the Joestar bloodline...

[@zashgekido5616]

BB FL something feels out of order here

[@firepuppies4086]

Yes, everything you just said about explains everything

[@elbinopaper4629]

Well... it's non-cannon then

[@facademutso6241]

Everything you just said explains everything

[@CrazyLazyMarie]

Jotaro: "You're a jerk, because you don't have any friends." Pucci: _Am i a joke to you?_

[@himerpaint]

Pucci is his boyfriend, so that doesn't count

[@CrazyLazyMarie]

@@himerpaint oh ok. 😶

[@zagoat9384]

@@himerpaint but he was friends before to be his friends

[@XxQueenChristinaxX]

HimerpaintHD_ Dang I was gonna say this lol.

[@mitth_raw_nuruodo]

@@himerpaint it does

[@hobohealer5933]

*KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE TV.

[@dr.freshmemes3696]

Aiden Pearce i was waiting to see this comment

[@jrydkndy]

*TART

[@sicklysphere8666]

I guess you could say that the TART BIT ZA DUSTO

[@Rinne_Z_rank]

*_O N O !_*

[@foxyrenard3115]

Makes sense to me.

[@justaguy5855]

When he said “It’s in my pants” it scared the hell out of me

[@xtfxdarkflame4975]

Vampire di-- why

[@CreeperDude-cm1wv]

*Y A W A N N A S E E I T*

[@himerpaint]

*MASSIVE JONATHAN'S C O C K*

[@ashleey9100]

*hE's In JoNaThAn'S bOdy-*

[@15Oo0oO]

*WINK WONK*

[@CLAYTERRACOTTA]

DIO : It's called The Alternate Reality Television. D4C : Am I a joke to you?

[@funnyvalentine1592]

Ceramic Uoiuido my stand isn’t a joke because it isn’t...f u n n y

[@zombossin]

man FV really just went dojannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn on you

[@adeleinetheartist8267]

Dojyaan~

[@Solarballs77]

@@funnyvalentine1592 found the funny guy

[@Netherman14TheHellblazer]

Stop, stop. I just can't get over the fact that if one of Jotaro's neighbors passed by on their way to their own apartment they (obviously) wouldn't see The World. but a hovering TART instead.

[@omegapirate64]

*Necessary reply*

[@falcon5178]

Obligitory response

[@venarius5872]

Bold of you to assume that Jotaro will live next to any non stand user normies

[@stuff1649]

Liking be cuz of that Sora profile pic

[@nidomeister24]

And if they passed by earlier they would have heard DIO say "It's in my pants."

[@danijel902]

That "The room" reference nailed it

[@HeyBuddyImAnEngineer]

I: *builds a machine under water * physics: yes. edit: i just realised that my english was terrible a year ago

[@guppyseyeguy5115]

Yes

[@omega5066]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART DIOOOO

[@NoreoeroN]

@@omega5066 he has lots of friends

[@omega5066]

@@NoreoeroN aw man

[@sojjyburgder]

Hi I’m kind of like Jotaro but I’m not. I don’t wanna be your enemy but your friend. Is that ok Lord DIO!

[@kurovisuals4272]

1:58 me trying to convince myself

[@iiikaruz]

Oh, big mood

[@disgal6235]

*_m 0 0 d_*

[@oaksynia7353]

Well, he has a boyfriend

[@chandanasaha6132]

:(

[@polnereffsjuicybootycheeks2198]

YoU ArE LyInG tO Me

[@Alice_Rikky]

"It's in my pants" "You're not talking about yours----" Of course not Jotaro!!! After all, what's in the pants is not his... XD

[@thedarkcity4084]

Well done sir, well done

[@jevilright4630]

Alice 'Rikky' It’s not his aaaaaaaasssss

[@jgate597]

Cursed

[@Exis247]

And THAT is why he was so intent on getting Jojo's body. Dio was jealous.

[@psyfic9106]

yare yare daze. I’m not gay.

[@SmashLiXs]

Dio's device blows up Jotaro: "You're a jerk cause you have no friends." dio: i slept with more women than you! jotaro: when did you have time for that? dio: i had alot of time waiting for you

[@josephbriggs2257]

Jotaro: Pause

[@wildrook]

In the womb... Baby Giorno: I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream.

[@SmashLiXs]

@@josephbriggs2257 is that a reference to something?

[@confusedjay717]

"A device. Really? Where?" "It's in my pants." *i don't like where this is going*

[@yeeb0403]

I do

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@yeeb0403 i do

[@aeregrator]

I do

[@hajarabouzaid5486]

I don't like it either, knowing that DIO has jonathan's body

[@yeeb0403]

@@hajarabouzaid5486 DIO finally has a big chonker of a peen

[@embrefrosste6044]

Killer Queen has already touched that TART.

[@tiramitsuko]

ah, so that's the real reason why it blew up.

[@charitywoodson]

XD oh my

[@killerqueen953]

*click*

[@iLikePistachios]

@@killerqueen953 *simotaniously cracks into fire, imploding into a mess of bloody organs and mush*

[@killerqueen953]

@@iLikePistachios *watches clapping*

[@Dukstless]

"Because it's not canon." Counterpoint: If Diavolo dies, it is.

[@vogonp4287]

The explosion killed Diavolo.

[@demitv7958]

I've got friends... *voice quivers* I've got... LOTS of friends

[@duck3892]

For a sec there I felt sad for DIO

[@RekoRekoReko732]

@@duck3892 He have Pucci And that Strange justice stand user

[@thotpatrol3057]

I would say the world is his friend but then that would be really sad since the world is basically the avatar of his soul

[@shepherd_aries]

*your lying to me*

[@sebastianianmagallanes3997]

friends that either died or got beaten up by Jotaro and friends

[@neptune9647]

I did not kiss Erina! I did not! Oh hi Jojo!

[@ultimatekars7153]

Damn it dio

[@lordofshades9852]

ultimate kars freeze

[@lordofshades9852]

DIO boom boom

[@lordofshades9852]

The way yall die

[@doffy6631]

@@lordofshades9852 *L U C K, H A S S I D E D, W I T H Y O S H I K A G E K I R A A A.*

[@patapame7358]

Take a shot everytime DIO says “I, DIO”

[@fakeadamsandler9180]

If someone did that while watching the original abridged series this audio originated from, they'd be drunk out their mind.

[@gabrielmarcelsaazmoscol1461]

kira touchs that TART?

[@cooldude6651]

No dignity.

[@PinkENBlue]

No wonder it blew up

[@Famygdala]

At least he didn't show him the reality where Jotaro was a maid. That would have been fucking WEIRD for everyone.

[@theholyspiritus4326]

Or one where all of fanfic is considered canon, every last bit of yaoi shit

[@KazooScene]

*K A K Y O I N D I D Y O U L A Y T H I S EGG??*

[@deadweight7334]

Famygdala or where josuke is a gay sailor

[@jonryder7269]

And Jonathan is crippled and is sent by Jesus to kill the president.

[@judesantos8120]

One could even say it would have been fucking....... BIZARRE (I'll leave now sorry)

[@redraptor1982]

“I constructed a device.” “Where is it?” “In my pants.” *Law And Order Special Victims Unit*

[@robinowie]

"You built, a machine, underwater..." My mind instantly thought that Jotaro would ask DIO to teach him how to do that so he can build a home closer to his dolphins but eh I guess that works too.

[@enkao5887]

you've won.

[@strivingsol1816]

DIO: It's in my pants.... Me: Well this isn't going to end well.

[@josephpotts8208]

(Wanna see it)😉

[@vipeizoid]

Good, cause for a second I thought you were talking about your.. Wanna see it? *Wink*

[@doctorofskillz2932]

@@vipeizoid that being his great great grandfather's

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

It's going to end *very* well

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

@@vipeizoid that feels on brand with his character in a distant way

[@joseiago4091]

0:42 "You're not talking about your-" Dio: Yeah its not mine. *Its about Jonathan one*

[@frydfish4934]

I, DIO

[@zoroarkdx4491]

Sounds like he hit ultra puberty. _I, _*_DIO_*_ ..._

[@trckanimations8184]

muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda

[@davidhong1934]

Didn't come here to fight you, Jotaro.

[@poysona]

*_I, DIO, have a dream._*

[@staticbuzter452]

i *D I O*

[@YoKaze]

No words just lol

[@FinalLeet]

Senpai noticed ♥

[@helloiwannadie4211]

ALICIA MARGARITA AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!

[@NekoTalks]

Yo Kaze agreed

[@buguiui7514]

Well you cheeky bastard you said 3-ish words

[@Someone-gy2rd]

You liar you said just. Thats a word

[@keonkoen]

"you wanna see it *wink" "just show me the device dammit."

[@darkpince1310]

This is how Eyes of Heaven was created

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

Eyes oba Heavin

[@AsickJoke]

OHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOD

[@jare3459]

If someone ever hit me so hard I blow up going say same thing "I got better"

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

Jarrod A Me too

[@heartofthesea572]

@@CrowCrojoINTJ What the fu-

[@calimango7926]

I'm a simple girl. And I just really like how Jotaro is just casually watching a dolphin on tv.

[@frog_is_here2299]

"You're a jerk because you have no friends" I'm dead

[@-.DIO.-]

this actually happened btw

[@diobrando5067]

Indeed it did..

[@petshop1701]

*SCREECH*

[@AymenZero]

DIO: has profile picture of Dio Brando Dio Brando: has a profile picture of DIO

[@-.DIO.-]

@@AymenZero I thought I looked better in my younger years.

[@diobrando5067]

...huh...

[@BrsAykt0019]

These 2 just became the comedic duo. Im loving this.

[@Bobcat205]

0:37 “It’s in my pants.” The delivery of that line gets me every time.

[@conntoons_4848]

Same XD

[@Phant0mPers0n.]

*WANNA SEE IT* ☆⌒( ゝ ◡ ❛ )

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@Phant0mPers0n. yes

[@TheSlip2100]

His hat is his hair, or is his hair his hat? I can feel myself going crazy thinking about it, I can actually feel my brain getting tense...........

[@rakkypak8155]

his hat is torn off in the back so it just looks like its absorbed into his hair

[@penyu1913]

its sfm effect detail is very hard to notice

[@theholyspiritus4326]

It's weirder in Part 4

[@Lillpevin]

i think he just painted if white except where it was torn off

[@nick8402]

TheSlip2100 his hat is torn in the back

[@joseph5761]

“YOUR TEARING ME APART” me: yeah thats the whole point of dio’s career

[@vedji1857]

What confuses me the most is why jojo and dio are so casual and friendly with each other here.

[@drkspnova]

its behind the scenes when they hate eachother they are just acting

[@xavierk9047]

They're obviously just tsunderes

[@olive545]

the series is over, so everything they do now is non canon 0:12

[@vedji1857]

Olive Police series isn’t over yet bro

[@funkmantim2661]

Stardust Crusaders is, so anything involving a living Dio is non-canon..................at least.............................................................in this reality *Eyes over Heaven theme begins playing in the background*

[@sezlinc4980]

You know you could've just excluded "The". This leaves: " *A* lternate" " *R* eality" " *T* elevision" It should stand by *"ART"* because that invention should stand by a TRUE acronym.

[@mioriya]

ITS A ART

[@scrunklepunk]

@@mioriya its a baseball

[@mioriya]

OH

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

Maybe that's the joke. It's not art, it's just tart.

[@highimyes8275]

What about The Alternate Reality Television Now it cuts right?

[@om7amood577]

**Door Slams** "What The-" *"S A P B E T C H S"*

[@IcyTaff]

Finally, a SFM of uncle Antfish JoJokes.

[@hatsofftoyou1905]

FINALLY! SOMEONE ELSE WHO GETS IT!

[@CCBrown92]

AntFish is how i was introduced to part 3. His DIO is what i hear in my head.

[@spaceguy9874]

"It's in my pants." *Long pause* "You're not talking about your..." "No." *p a u s e* "wanna see it?"

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

wanna see it?

[@blueace1000]

*winks*

[@keniarivera7022]

“Just show me the device damn you.”

[@kakateboi42]

justshowmethedevicedamnyou

[@diego-he1tb]

when i see people hanging with their friends thought my window an i try to not get depressed 1:57

[@ILOVETOKOYAMITOWA]

mood

[@somedude725]

Oof

[@jaydenliberty9536]

Could’ve done Jotaro: YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART DIO DIO: That was the point *smiles* Idk I just expected that given his record of tearing the Joestar family apart

[@Jojo-no1oi]

“It can show you alternate realities” Me: what would part 4 be like with Kakyoin?

[@gogeta5303]

Very short

[@Beriorn]

To be fair though Dio had quite a few friends (many of whom with benefits). Too bad for him the JoJos killed them all.

[@Matto_Sama]

what's the origin of the "you're a jerk cause you don't have any friends" joke?

[@curtthekid402]

Eh, those guys are closer to "worshipers" then actual friends.

[@athomicritics]

only real friend he ever had was a gay italian priest

[@trunksrocks1]

a gay italian priest with a stupid name

[@LuminousIris]

Gucci

[@atlasreborn7221]

0:03 when you bust into your friends house unexpectedly.

[@betelgeuse4a]

*'SUP BITCHES*

[@YuriYoshiosan]

Sup B- ches! *DIO!* (Turns off TV with spinning Dolphin) The hell are you doing here?

[@naranara1690]

Dio's erections can withstand underwater pressures of 16,000 pounds per square inch.

[@leviewings4689]

Haydn Anderson wow! It can take 8000 pounds? Incredible!

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

More like 4 000. Because the square root of 16 is 4 and not 8.

[@leviewings4689]

TheDetonator42 no more like 8000 because dio’s erections have a surface area of 0.5 square inches.

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

Do you even math bro? That's with an "a" and not an "e".

[@leviewings4689]

TheDetonator42 do you even math bro? That’s with a weed, not a math.

[@Hermectic]

No one wants to talk about Jotaro watching a Dolphin on TV?

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

It's Me Where's the confusion

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

it's common JoJo fandom joke because Kotaro became a marine biologist

[@Hermectic]

RipOffProductionsLLC Lol ik, I just wondered how no comments were made on it

[@senorwaffles3286]

He really likes Dolphins, he is a Marine Biologist

[@zylowolf7919]

Part 4 reference.

[@StriderStryker]

DIO: *fails to invent TART* *The President wants to know your location*

[@madeleinebraham7500]

0:02 - How I walk into my friend’s house post-quarantine

[@mr.wither31006]

Lmao

[@disgal6235]

*you built, a machine, UNDERWATER* He has a point

[@funkmantim2661]

To be honest, less impressed he built it underwater, could of stopped time multiple times over until he had enough stopped time to safely assemble said machine. My question is where he got the parts to actually make a TV to begin with.

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

**casual dolphin show music** **door breaks** Jotaro: what the? DIO: *SUP BITCHES* Jotaro: DIO?! What The hell are you doing here?! Didn’t I punch you causing you to blow up?? Also DIO: *i got proton.*

[@Deadsphere]

Nobody: DIO: I, DIO, DID NOT COME HERE TO FIGHT YOU, JOTARO.

[@BrightCaster]

I invented the best thing.

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

but it broke

[@ultimatekars7153]

Sup bitches and mariah sayed yes you do 😉

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

Baneblade ?

[@jnb_110]

Apollo Diomedes The Honor Guard Pls tell me its a Flying Baneblade

[@samuelcasorran1709]

Pins?

[@frog_is_here2299]

The ending is so beautiful "YOU ARE LYING TO ME"

[@hottocatto6422]

"You're a jerk because you don't have friends" " *I got friends--* *_I got lots of friend_* " Me @ myself :,)

[@theguy3851]

Dio: the alternate reality- Me: STFU AND TAKE MEH MONEY

[@ZennonTheOne]

Jotaro just ignores the fact that DIO probably blew a hole in his living room, and just goes to insulting him about his friendships 💀

[@chunkydonovan2220]

Dio starring in the Room 2

[@briocheshippuden6065]

Dio: "Wanna see it......" Jotaro: "Just show me the device, damn you" Me: XD

[@manumx_gamer]

"Everything you do now is non-canon" Jotaro: KAKYOIN Kakyoin: What? Jotaro: LETS GO TO YOUR BEDROOM *And thats how Jouta Kujo borns*

[@joinme5560]

God no

[@avatarsokka7480]

this is a spawn from hell

[@avatarsokka7480]

straight up this came from hell that S H I P came from hell its supposed to be kakyion and jotaro's mom ( im joking ship what u want)

[@jennifercorbett8640]

Kakyoin: ...why is there a dead man with pink hair here?

[@avatarsokka7480]

woah another gay joke for gay people *calm don im joking*

[@viirv3130]

"You're a jerk, because you don't have any friends." - Jotaro Kujo, 2017

[@King-om3cg]

I was playing destiny earlier and in the mission Black Garden the 3 Minotaurs come to life and break from stone when I saw that I was like “OH SHIT PILLAR MEN!!!"

[@mixalxd]

Washington Lopez AWAKEN MY BLASTERS

[@necrophiliac513]

Washington Lopez XD -OST PLAYS- OHHH SHIIIII-

[@nathadniel5790]

AIAIAIAIIAI

[@tylerhelm8073]

That's what Auto Rifles are for. Screaming "Muda" or "Ora" while holding the trigger... But don't die.

[@namelessdork2256]

He said the device was in his pants, but then it was brought in by the World. 10/10.

[@whatsthatsupposedtomean3104]

So let's see Dio's alternate reality stand! You know, the one where he says !ODURAW AZ

[@bosscraftx8507]

Scary Monsters...

[@gabyshine1410]

Jotaro would say: MUNITALP RATS!

[@wards-daveyclan6768]

Jotaro: you are tering me apart dio. DIO: that’s me

[@somecharacter01]

Jotaro: Jolyne I.... Jolyne: Yeah yeah I’m adopted Jotaro: No... Joylne your mother is kakyoin.... Jolyne: Screw this imma head to prison....

[@funnyvalentine1592]

Some Character what. The. f u c k

[@christopherhumphrey8928]

My thoughts exactly Valentine

[@Mark-tq7bf]

Nice reference

[@toucanplaythatgame9187]

0:03 is the best part in the whole SFM

[@Connorthecatsdad]

Tim Curry as DIO recreates interdimensional cable from Rick and Morty with meme quoting Joraro. I'm in

[@goofyaahratproductions5580]

DIO: I DIO am very strong, I DIO can stop time, I D- Jotaro: SHUT UP

[@Luka-bt2ve]

0:40 Behold, Jotaro, my poker face. Seriously though, I die of laughter when he keeps that face after saying "It's in my pants.".

[@thethiccestboi7648]

I read the title as "Dio's intervention" and was disappointed it wasn't so

[@wolfmantheimpaler]

Magnifastard I just imagine Dio walking to his room and seeing Vanilla Ice, Pucci, and the rest of his followers and Pucci going, "Lord Dio, you have a problem"

[@hollyfindlay4051]

Same... This was still good though...

[@tenebrefoxy1511]

"You're not talking about your..." "Oh god no" "Oh good because for a second i tought you were talking about your" Welp i mean its jonathan one

[@someguy9227]

"This invention shows alternate realities." (Shows Persona 4)

[@jackthehandsomehandsomejac8873]

Everytime Dio addresses himself (says "I, Dio") lower the video's speed

[@sab5592]

This is pain

[@CadetFD]

I died at “just show me the device damn you”

[@stevepensando2593]

"The series is over, so everything you do now is non canon" Considering this lead to Diavolo's death, it is 100% canon

[@indecisiveyama5081]

So basically it's like a more restricted D4C

[@piper964]

Without love train also