[SFM] Slam Jam

hi i'd like one large order of slam with a side of jam
Also holy shit nearing 100k, you guys are really amazing. College and stuff is slowing my video rate a tiny bit but I'm tryin yo.
snapchat: an0nsnap
Music: superslambrosm...
Models: Little jack MaxOfS2D
TF2 Female Sniper - RoxyPox
Basketball - Gab
fuckin r3061

[@TheFreddie306]

He was called to slam, but instead he just jammed.

[@DJNightfall]

TV ads never stay true to what they say

[@dugdrealer564]

I am the slam of my jam Jam is my body and slam is my blood

[@KuruSeed]

It did say "GET SLAM JAM'D TODAY"

[@connorV96]

+MudkipWarrior306 read that as called to Islam, *BRING ON THE JIHAD JAM*

[@fishmin8529]

+Dug Drealer Unlimited Jam Works 8)

[@blastinus3714]

If you're not ready to slam, then don't call in the jam.

[@franciscojavier-db1xb]

666 likes

[@kyssilver]

I'm your 669 like, thank me later

[@MiruTheFloof]

My pp hard

[@zackozga2411]

“If you can’t slam with the best, then jam with the rest.”

[@godhaloknight6332]

@@zackozga2411 "Is it too much to ask for both?"

[@BrendanielReads]

This felt like it went on forever. My body is on fire.

[@LeutenantObvious]

This calls for Slam and/or Jam related stories. I can now only hope for greatness to appear in my subscription box telling wonderful tales of Space Jamming.

[@dugdrealer564]

You bodys on fire, on account of the might of jordans final slam attack

[@kanyewestthechair3296]

+BrendanielReads Sounds Miami Heated

[@kenetickups6146]

truly great videos last longer than they actually do

[@gunk7014]

+Zach Nullson *ba-dum tssh*

[@janberkemeier7406]

Being able to call an overly enthusiastic, overweight black man to sing an uplifting, energetic 90's song for you at any time of day should be a thing

[@Bessie_Binkmen123]

Agreed

[@Jimthemoth]

Yes

[@sortofgoodchannel1088]

Correct

[@insertusername7253]

Anything less would B criminal

[@saladpotato5912]

I would hire him

[@DANCERcow]

The *Trumpeter* in the background just makes it that much special!

[@aswisscheeseslice7184]

DANCERcow I think that's the buff banner Team defense fort 2?

[@duckface81]

Super smash bros

[@EbonBold]

*screeches in band kid* IT'S A BUGLE! THERE AREN'T ANY VALVES SO IT CAN'T BE A TRUMPET

[@aswisscheeseslice7184]

@@EbonBold but if u played team defense fort 2 you'd know it'd be the Buff Banner horn/trumpet thing

[@EbonBold]

@@aswisscheeseslice7184 yeah. And it's modeled after a bugle

[@xywing123]

According to discrete mathematics the logical statement given at 1:00 is correct. His attention to detail is frightening.

[@kittykat5090]

That's... scary.

[@meme__supreme3373]

Guess I'll be learning about slamming and jamming next semester then

[@elzonite693]

Of course! The answer is clearly 42

[@MaccaCheese]

That is literally terrifying

[@whatif3271]

Explain

[@maxmoefoePokemon]

0.75 speed

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

Oh my god IT’S MASSIVE LEGEND

[@MemeDog211]

maxmoefoePokemon only 4 likes?

[@tonyy920]

maxmoefoePokemon why only 10 likes, what are these people, little legends

[@RexYoutube]

Thx for the tip massive legend

[@ericwalton1741]

Best idea

[@MrMario4president]

*At the new nintendo direct* "Coach slams his way into the fight!"

[@i_like_lasagna3208]

Better than anime swordfighter #46

[@MoonlightLulamoon]

And Jams the competition

[@WolfyXD1234]

@@i_like_lasagna3208 they did it agian

[@theayoooooo7744]

it would've been a better final character than Sora. if there's ever a new Smash Bros. then all of us should spam social media with add Coach to Smash Bros.

[@SweetTeaConnoisseur]

@@i_like_lasagna3208 Literally anything would be better. No idea why there's so damn many of those.

[@StrayBerserker]

I've been coming back to this regularly for nearly a year. This deserves to be in a museum.

[@notcomedytv8854]

No, it deserves to own the museum

[@vinvinthegreat]

hear hear

[@4everSolidSnake]

Nice bro, me too. This and Crunk channel get a morning view almost every day.

[@jesh7174]

StrayBerserker this whole channel does

[@nightbearsnebula]

StrayBerserker Yes super true

[@zacharysnyder2520]

Play this before the NBA finals. Don't explain why. Just do it.

[@monsterman3144]

Zachary Snyder yes LMAO

[@randomm8242]

Yikes...

[@TornaitSuperBird]

Already ahead of you, boss.

[@rachguy]

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNNN

[@gseric4721]

Please don't bring the Senate into this conversation

[@snipbits9551]

Memes aside, I really like the way you handled camera angles and timing in this one. :>

[@ChadConnor]

36 likes, no other comments than this one. lamo rolf llo

[@snipbits9551]

haha good joke my man really made me "xd"

[@belfideanotreal3734]

Yww

[@belfideanotreal3734]

h

[@whenuseea3969]

That's what I thought too :p

[@Dr_Pina]

I come back here every once in awhile just to refresh on how life used to be simple

[@bramdigby2961]

Yes

[@lillysparrow]

why you gotta make it sad

[@kkiwihwa]

same, even the time traveler video ^^

[@blakedavies5274]

Same 😂

[@mannhouse8014]

Same

[@RedRobot101]

This is what 60fps video was designed for

[@LethalByte69]

XDDDD

[@amarsidhuuuu]

+Red Robot yes it was, yes it wassssssssß

[@muddye5100]

No, it's 60 SPS. 60 slams per second.

[@kiba_the_lucky]

+Red Robot WHY IS EVERY ONE OF THE PEOPLE I'M SUBSCRIBED TO WATCH THIS?

[@LethalByte69]

Rex Bann Red Fox Spy the same reason you did

[@gold94chica]

Those camera movements though

[@gold94chica]

+Vadex yeah we all started somewhere lol

[@gold94chica]

+Ian Bowman It's in the works actually

[@thiccchicken8567]

+gold94chica 420 Like's 4:20 BLAZE IT FAGIT!

[@gold94chica]

+Gavin Wallace (Spy Crab) Dang how/why did my comment get so many upvotes lol...... ah, the internet

[@harv0la]

I ruined your 420

[@BenjiBoi56]

I came for the slam. I stayed for the jam.

[@apropercuppa8612]

I came for the slam. I came in the jam.

[@cokebomb6890]

My sandwich! ;-;

[@largowar7923]

I came for the jam I came for the slam

[@apropercuppa8612]

Who touched my cum!?

[@gerrywithaj8745]

I did Gwai ;)

[@AegisAuras]

In the sacred texts, the words of the enlightened one were recorded as follows: “Work that body. Work that body. Make sure you don’t hurt nobody.”

[@k3salieri]

Triple brown Triple brown Triple brown meow

[@nickgwinner3136]

You give this character more believable expressions than half my coworkers...

[@topfranluis1]

Which one?

[@saladpotato5912]

yeah,

[@Superdarkcloud666]

I didn't know your coworkers were in the business of giving characters expressions.

[@diogoprado793]

I can imagine what te expressions of the other half pra coworkers 🤣🤣

[@sanicpl1499]

this is This is what SFM was MADE FOR

[@safetydoge]

this children is what the effect of trump syndrome is... JK XD

[@BlueKnight117]

SanicPL ikr 😂

[@forden9125]

This, and porn. This surpasses porn

[@bobjoe7486]

yep

[@holdencross4910]

please change your profile picture and username because I really want to like your comment.

[@No-Me3]

So... as far as I could tell. This video contains both good amounts of "slam" as well as an excellent portion of "jam".

[@THEblackopp5704]

This is the best comment ecer

[@dylandrake5855]

Ratio is perfect

[@mittenstherealest]

Part of a balanced breakfast.

[@p.andytheface.475]

The Perfect combo! XD

[@thededdranter3233]

@@mittenstherealest *Insert that one Steven Universe breakfast meme*

[@RepentingGentile]

0:01 : Me at home, just chilling. 0:08 :" Life and responsibilities

[@Random_Furryyy]

A man also burst into my house when I’m chilling like a normal person

[@ineedaonlinename1571]

@@Random_Furryyy Same

[@Random_Furryyy]

@@ineedaonlinename1571 it sucks it happened yesterday

[@isaacme9450]

i guess you could say that *this is my jam*

[@Numbers225]

Troons Troons you son of bitch

[@Michaelqwerp]

Troons Troons what he said

[@scrunk845]

Your Slam Jam?

[@sewagesink]

Mine too

[@blinkachu05]

@@scrunk845 DOBULE PUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!

[@pieguy6992]

"Yes is this the church? Yes, I'd like to report the second coming."

[@Ghost-jw5cz]

Amen

[@Raysproxy]

Amen

[@ttb638]

Amen hallelujah

[@Foxxie0kun]

Jesus' Second Coming was the last time I watched Mexican porn.

[@evee_evvillamar4477]

Amen

[@thecomplainer6365]

Something is wrong... way wrong *Coach actually has hair*

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

The Complainer Why did you have to point that out? WHY!? 😂

[@alphamaximus2888]

He was younger then.

[@watercloake]

He is actually moving fast :O

[@melvinhotdogman6926]

Nah his using Fake Hair

[@watercloake]

@@melvinhotdogman6926 good point

[@BillyOnYouTube]

Gmod, TF2, Left 4 Dead, Space Jam, and SSBM all in the same video. What a time to be alive

[@Ethanthecoolboy]

Yeah, it was the good days.

[@eltiodude3654]

FUCKING LOVE THOSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

[@gavinn1416]

+Cannot think a good comment but It's okay I enjoyed the mathematical expression as well.

[@gunk7014]

+Cannot think a good comment but It's okay Fucking love your profile pic. I don't even fucking know what MINE is.

[@MediumsFeelingWell]

+Kyxa Godlyn Did you make yours yourself? It's rewarding, ain't it?

[@Genowhirl70]

This made me subscribe

[@akatorix7429]

Geno pls

[@monsterstab3173]

Same

[@sovietcaudill9354]

+Genowhirl70 Meh too. As soon i went "Fuck it get 100,000 I'm one bitch"

[@Negi1001]

+Phoenix Wright I'm a huge fan of yours.

[@peggy_book5710]

+Genowhirl70 i slammed the subscribe button

[@bnlewd]

Cured my cancer

[@fraserduffy4576]

butt pose!

[@goobuns.]

^praise the sun!

[@diddledaddle5354]

I need a link to that photo for scientific reasons.

[@dions1s]

+Paragon Gaben I only see a moon

[@El_Wiwo]

+Some random Nigga So do I, for uhh a project.

[@QGTheGreat]

0:04 I’ve never seen an sfm move so smoothly like that usually they move like robots

[@baileymash]

Search up Saxxy awards. The finalists and winners are not robot like

[@pyrosfolly5698]

Or the TF2 shorts.

[@strawberryinthesky607]

google Studio FOW for educational animation content with SFM

[@drae]

beautiful

[@thechunks]

+Draegast Yeee boyeee!

[@tristanyoh8405]

Yes

[@ConSolo29]

+Draegast whY ARE YOU HERE WATCHING THIS

[@TinyTigerStudios]

+Draegast Why are you watching this! lol

[@yovannisaldana989]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[@dazbob7895]

So much adrenaline and pure energy is being emitted out of this video

[@robmation9820]

It fills you with determination

[@natural9804]

And you just got JAM'D

[@caleblee8206]

I feel the same sir

[@quasarthewacky]

Me when Smash Ultimate was announced

[@candissg22]

Lolololollololololololol YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSsSS

[@alpha-pathetic4168]

Me when Joker was announced.

[@ZR3009]

Me when Joker released :

[@TheRealDayzohn]

@@alpha-pathetic4168 me when Banjo got released

[@shakirdelph7719]

@Rock Finch would be cool if they added him in fully but that would requirw alot of work as he is not a melee character

[@Jodenferrer]

Kid: “how did you get to my house so fast?” His mom: “omg honey your finally back”

[@whitefireproductions3663]

*oh NO*

[@dn9943]

Um ok..

[@KoolMoth]

kid: Hi *UNCLE!*

[@ASDJustSomeGuy]

his clipboard automatically connects to the wifi

[@thatguyvergil]

He realized that they actually had money from the lottery

[@Protoman2024]

I wonder what the aftermath was for the kid after this day. Did he grow up to become a slam jammer himself? :p

[@personal2183]

I would be traumatized

[@LethalByte69]

+PepsiMan In a good way

[@factoringzettaboi5175]

+LethalByte the best way

[@Chaoticus9]

nahh,too White... they made a pretty good Scout tho

[@masonbackus8008]

He grew up to be Larry Bird

[@89elmonster]

I love the trumpet player in the background

[@IsaiahSarver2]

Jarmahent out of everything else going on and said, u notice a damn trumpet player😂😂

[@bitchtitchs]

*cough*bugle*cough*

[@xxxxMachaxxxx]

dem hips don't lie

[@tylerpense6190]

Actually it's the background music for final destination on SMB4

[@DanielSanchez-fd6nd]

Tyler Pense it's actually the super smash Bros melee battlefield theme

[@NapalmX717]

The music sounds like it belongs in a Kingdom Hearts boss fight. Hell, I actually wouldn't mind battling against a singing Coach and his trumpet boy side kick.

[@bunkerdown8494]

the music is in a fight. SMASH BROTHERS!

[@AfrewSpines]

MELEEEEEEEE-

[@vinnyrocks5886]

GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK!!!!!!!

[@NapalmX717]

Ahhhh. Unfortunately I was one of the unlucky few who didn't grow up with Smash Brothers. Only chance I got to play it was when I went to a friend's house.

[@elmertogz9546]

+NapalmX717 I feel bad for you.

[@quinn3099]

This song is a complete banger

[@Andrew-di5lb]

I am agreed with you

[@broman260]

that house looks absolutely goddamn comfy as hell to live in.

[@nyoom9814]

I like how instead of commenting about the video you comment about how comfortable the house looks

[@broman260]

Tacoloco truth be told i don't care too much for what's going on in this video. as such i was drawn to other things in it.

[@ancientapparition1638]

anonymoose is taking courses to be the ultimate interior designer.

[@TheNexussify]

Every house just looks too comfortable in Garry's Mod/SFM, I remember the time when I downloaded Mann Manor (the TF2 halloween headless horseman map with the mansion) and just inspected the fireplace, lights and the library for a good 30 minute, they look so goddamn comfy.

[@nightbearsnebula]

Radical Ed Imagine if they were real!

[@Ddarkan]

That trumpeter was getting into it though!

[@CommanderSF]

Darkan a

[@kurumi_the_nuclear_lover]

Darkan t

[@caninacan5874]

“That’ll be 20 dollars please”

[@alpha-pathetic4168]

I only have an 100 dollar bill. *But, keep the change.*

[@RH-ry8ve]

That’s cheap

[@defaultmate]

I mean I ain't gay but 20 dollars IS 20 dollars

[@elgenerico5453]

Money well spent!

[@saladpotato5912]

I would actually pay for this

[@Xxkiller_of_noobsxX]

This channel is such a masterpiece

[@ratKye]

Another master piece, you are truly an amazing artist

[@Thrybald]

Friskeuuy

[@silastrapp5253]

frisky

[@Miyamoto_Jim]

+Frisky I was just about to say "another master piece" darn you ! lol

[@monsterstab3173]

Understood

[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

"Another high, another video" -an0nymous OH NOES IM GETTING HACKED BY AN0NYMOUS, PLS I DIDNT MEAN IT

[@_narrows]

That trumpet guy was so into it!

[@Jogeta5]

*girl

[@_narrows]

+Tabula Rasa Oh, I didn't really take a good look at them.

[@William_Porter]

D I D Y O U J U S T A S S U M E M Y G E N D E R ?

[@SchrödingerKousae]

I want to see more trumpet guy.

[@cece-ox8fv]

+Masked Lady pftt of course not......

[@hellacopter5768]

who else would pay money to have this happen to them?

[@plmkoo6772]

me.

[@liloldman29]

Me three Four? I never leaned to count

[@chipcroswell1738]

I would pay money for this guy to do it to my friend as a prank.

[@metropolice099]

+ryan ricks I would fucking pay him and dance with him like this.

[@villain_fl]

In my neighborhood I don't have to pay for a blackguy to bust my door open.

[@brandonbrown6438]

My best friend died 2 weeks after this was released. This is my ROCK.

[@Disassociated2]

Omg I’m so sorry!

[@ineedaonlinename1571]

Rip mate, I hope is jamming in heaven

[@AlPootis]

):

[@aidensmith6277]

*_"digital art isn't REAL ar-"_*

[@juggs8041]

It is now

[@camelat7228]

they hated jesus because he told them the truth

[@aidensmith6277]

Random Guy From Texas Define art for me.

[@tomwolfe7782]

Random Guy From Texas Except Aiden didn't lose the argument. Your entire set of premises were a straw man of his position... Strawman Fallacy: 1.) Ignore the real argument (i.e., "digital art [is] art") 2.) Create a pretend argument (i.e., "anything is art") 3.) Defeat the pretend argument (i.e., "if ANYTHING is art, then NOTHING is art!') 4.) Claim victory (i.e., "you just lost the argument, better stay within your area of expertise next time") You literally did every step of the strawman fallacy. Your premises might have been sound, again, if your opponent spoke in absolutes and posted the argument that "Anything is art", but since they did not expressly state this, you have no point there. Edit: That other guy towards the bottom who says "Anything *can be* art" is taking the much less defensible position and might be subject to your wrath, but not Aiden.

[@tomwolfe7782]

Aiden Smith I took Music Appreciation in college and the textbook defined music as "organized sound". So even if I don't find Lil' Wayne or Carrie Underwood appreciable, I don't get to say, "That's not music". I can only say, "That's not music *I can relate to* ..." Same for commercial jingles. They are music. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there" is organized sound, if we're getting pedantic about it. The Texan might argue otherwise, but I try to look only at definitions and leave my emotions out of it.

[@KildareGaming]

The guy playing the trumpet in the background had some good moves.

[@Shy_Flames]

its a female sniper

[@rageofantwan1010]

She got all the swood moves.

[@twistedbiohazard8861]

True but its a girl

[@pyramear5414]

That kid learned what true terror was that day.

[@securitybureauagent3714]

Stewart Smith no he learned true happiness

[@rodaddyo8108]

😂😂😂

[@RH-ry8ve]

Don’t you mean godliness?

[@Pro-nz9fj]

shaq is love shaq is life

[@elnino9580]

A nigga singin?

[@blitz7488]

Love how talented he is, in the most subtle parts of the animation, yet he of cpurse emphasizes the most unrealistic movemeny

[@12ug27]

this is why life is worth living

[@oracleoforanges8628]

I think the same thing man

[@JumbleHumbles]

What Coach did before the zombie apocalypse.

[@transorm987]

He is called COACH. Clearly a master of basketball

[@ei551]

@@transorm987 Nope, He Actualy Is A High School Gym Teacher.

[@transorm987]

It's so obvious, how did I not see it?

[@Jomster777]

No wonder the zombies had a hard time with him

[@snodingamer]

I would pay for this

[@masonpelzer8052]

He is one hell of a coach

[@misterfister5810]

Mason Pelzer pun intended?

[@oivatank]

_Little Timmy is missing to this day._

[@valentinfranco4528]

O_O

[@sand_puddle4427]

0_0

[@Superdarkcloud666]

But the legends say he's jammin'!

[@sand_puddle4427]

@@Superdarkcloud666 ...Slam Jammin'

[@Wanking_wanker]

The music is perfect

[@fishacceptedseeddeclined1166]

Nicky h225 I

[@bombarolomagicdore9822]

It's from super smash bros brawl

[@paperanimations5990]

*it always is*

[@bombarolomagicdore9822]

King of Evil Ganondorf (SmashKartWii) So? You could just correct me instead of insulting me. Such a petty person

[@kirbyguy9376]

bombarolomagic Dore Maybe don't be a fucking idiot and he wouldn't have to.

[@christina0059]

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?”

[@thebigshot3082]

Fear? More like awe.

[@royedking]

-Spy Kids 2 Islands Of Lost Dreams “That is the deepest shit I’ve ever heard and that’s from Spy Kids!” -PanPizza

[@Numbers225]

It’s because he doesn’t fucking deserve to see this shit

[@harrisonmoore3841]

I think he is proud of this one, but probably.

[@madeofmeats]

Weest Is Hot I agree with your username

[@sighcrates]

sfm=slam for money

[@leevkop8229]

niceeeee

[@bruhd1014]

Noice

[@sergeantarchdornan3013]

Every year I revisit this masterpiece and it ages like fine wine

[@Grord]

Happy birthday, Space Jam

[@Umbrasplight]

Nichijou profile pic, I love it :D

[@Phase4TheProphet]

You know, I was wondering why an0nymooose was starting to show up in my recommendations, but seeing you and ProtoZilla in this comment section is clearing that up real quick.

[@Grord]

Andrew Cartwright an0nymoose is good shit friend

[@nathadniel5790]

oh hey its grord cool

[@corazonfeathers8116]

Is this lore

[@SexualPotatoes]

This is a masterpiece

[@ianmaluk1]

+Sexual Potatoes No... It is not a masterpiece... It is the work of a Divine God!

[@The80s8BitGuy]

20 years ago today, Space Jam graced the earth with it's presence.

[@ExTess]

It's been more than five years since I've first seen this video and it's still the only version of Space Jam that gets stuck in my head

[@biqbagel]

factual

[@NlackBigger]

The choreography was perfectly put together with the song. So perfect that from 0:47 to 0:51, the way anon had coach dancing, was the same way that I would have imagined coach dancing to that part of the song. Another masterpiece created.

[@Kennyjake]

NlackBigger Actually, choreography is planned dancing. This is blocking, or planned movement.

[@NlackBigger]

Kenny jake likewise.

[@blorpytheblorp]

A perfect video doesn't exi- ...

[@flames8099]

Blorpy The Blorp taking it back? I would too

[@chadangeles3856]

Yep doesn't exist

[@HypotheticallyEnov]

Oh...well it does...

[@comradebusman3]

I tried calling this number. You lied to me

[@fang4223]

Futurebusman 3 I tried this too, awhile back. Is it still a bank?

[@comradebusman3]

wait, what? What kind of bank has a 13 digit phone number? I got "the number you are trying to reach is not in service"

[@OrangeNoNukegara]

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNCHHHHHH

[@zedo1103]

Woomyand Veemo perfect 😢

[@hi-ys7df]

@@comradebusman3 you can only call when the population reaches 10 trillion.

[@autopilotgaming7952]

I haven’t laughed this hard in like five years

[@thesucc4966]

Well it is five years old soooo...

[@xvx_K1r1t0_xvx_killmeee]

What happened 5 years ago?

[@QWhippy]

I think I just discovered the 3rd side of KZbin...

[@thoseobnoxiousaliens]

I discovered the 7th Side.

[@franciscoguinledebarros4429]

i think this is actually the WEST SIDE

[@jaytodd9927]

West? I thought you said weast

[@franciscoguinledebarros4429]

Jay Todd why not both?

[@jaytodd9927]

francisco guinle de barros i was referencing spongebob normie

[@memelordmoon1057]

Am I the only one who would pay for this guy to come to their house?

[@ryanng7153]

Yes.

[@warren6123]

no

[@ryanng7153]

ok

[@nikolaibelinski4824]

Rolf Satorious would...

[@thecultguy]

Well, you've got the phone number.

[@benthamin]

I won't lie this is definetly me when I'm driving

[@boogiemeister9581]

This is all of us.

[@lh2738]

BoboJankins Tru 😂😂😂👍💯💯💯

[@brighteffects9784]

BoboJankins your icon?

[@Rocket_PC]

Police must be after you all day then :v

[@trifonkouremenos9339]

BoboJankins I didn't know 10 year old drove

[@ozzuwazzoo4124]

My memories of 2015 was filled with this guy. I swear He was living in the future this is literally the comedy people live for now-

[@hamsterdoom360]

I wish I had that level of energy and enthusiasm for anything in my life.

[@abstractassassin8767]

People with ADHD are typing...

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

Yes, I do have ADHD. And Autism.

[@thesucc4966]

@@NCRVeteranRanger I have a step cousin with autism

[@lockhartwalker1431]

I have this amount of energy for SPOOKY TIME DOOT DOOT BABY

[@saladpotato5912]

I have ADHD so I have that amount of energy all the time but not that much enthusiasm

[@fernfaba]

I would pay for a service like this tbh

[@isectoid9454]

AN0NYMOOOSE HAS COLLIDED WITH SLAM JAM! THE UNIVERSE WILL NOW IMPLODE AND BE REBORN!

[@gavinn1416]

+isectoid It was only a conspiracy, but this video has provided me with hard evidence.

[@FireCake]

+Gavin N universe shall be slam yet jam

[@gavinn1416]

Fire_Cake Scientists have often used terms such as "dark matter" and "dark energy" to theorize how the universe will end. But, they DID NOT consider Universal Slam Jam Energy, which binds the fabric of space and time together.

[@prop0042]

"And so... what I... no, what _WE_ wish for is... *A WORLD WITH NO SLAMS*"

[@ragehawkracks628]

No one: 6 year old me sneaking to the kitchen at night to get a cookie: 0:12

[@thesucc4966]

☺

[@gseric4721]

Brooooo! 😂😂😭😭😭

[@nodeloliver6201]

Stealth: 100

[@hellcase0]

Lol

[@whitneymontgomery2595]

Relatable

[@SuavelySeaTurtle]

This is why humanity is not failing

[@marleyl2548]

Humanity fall bcuz dum bu hos who is speak politics and be dum I make no sense Fuk trump^o^

[@jamespeterson3753]

@@marleyl2548 yes fuk trump dump

[@whatsupbuck2876]

Well it is now jimbo

[@gameseeker6307]

@RocketScout very

[@jbaez4914]

This is the American way of motivation to getting out of bed

[@thephoenix8308]

Game Fire World's best alarm clock

[@warlynx5644]

Not going to lie, I’d pay $10 for a ringtone of this (they normally cost $0.99 or $1.29)

[@captainangel1078]

I would get up if this was my alarm clock.

[@spaceguy6863]

Put it on 2 speed to make it better.

[@loganalm5583]

This is the memer's motivation for getting out of bed.

[@Glarblenuck]

Why was he acting so frightened when Slammin Jammin Coach walked in, like, kid take some fucking responsibility, you asked for this

[@101kirbyfan]

+Alt Not everyone is prepared for the intensity of the Jam.

[@Turbosupreme77]

The fact that they used the SSBM mix of Slam Jam amplifies the slam and the jam exponential well past pre-conceived limits

[@ivythay4259]

I can no longer listen to Space Jam at normal speed. Ironically, its like what a sizable amount of Melee players say about the other Smash games...heh.

[@kingdedede2064]

Why does the smash community hate brawl?

[@eclipsorayman9524]

King DeDeDe cuz of u, king dededik.........no seriously,i don't know either....

[@j.d1972]

Probably because of the general speed, balancing, mechanics, general feel, or its just because "melee was that good"

[@DirkIronside]

The word splicing in this remix is legendary

[@megawolf-br4mq]

David Woodside WHATS THE SONG

[@DirkIronside]

A mashup of the Space Jam theme and Super Smash Bros. Melee Battlefield music. The link is in the description.

[@Hedhnter]

For all variables of x by the function of R(x) "coming to slam", translated to the function H(x) "wanting to jam" the sets of (∞,0), (0,∞) are true.

[@Endersoul-tx1of]

And when you add those variables with 2 and multiply it by 69. You will get the answer, "slam jam!" Holy shit! That's sum quicc maths!

[@captaindamian8236]

Man, I can feel my childhood flash right before my eyes. Shit I missed these days.

[@jaxicab372]

I called 1-800-HIRE-A-SLAM. Was not disappointed

[@bam6145]

I got some insurance company

[@lunarn0va]

My only complaint is that it's too short.

[@flufflebumber6389]

that was your girlfriends complaint too, right?

[@lunarn0va]

I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@bisonfunyuns4988]

Phoenix Angel Gaming Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@spidoe2501]

Damn ryder

[@anotherhuman2542]

that's what she said That hurt me more than it hurt you.

[@Ninja-The-Red-Shinobi]

THIS HAS PREDICTED MULTIVERSUS WHERE YOU CAN SLAM JAM IN A PLATFORM FIGHTER!

[@discogypsyking8082]

other generations had Mozart's pieces, Shakespeare's plays, Hitlers Germany. We have this.

[@nazariel5765]

And it's a hundred times better than these.

[@melodix916]

I'm 2 years late, but this definitely could've had a Saw Hero cameo when he said "dj, turn it up". Still 5/7

[@tall_prince]

B A N A N A B E E F S A N D W I C H

[@Trey-fx8th]

We dont accept suggestions here. We let him do his work and we enjoy it

[@tall_prince]

Trey ok, that's opinion and our opinion is that it works be better with one of our suggestions. We don't have the right to change it, we are only giving constructive criticism

[@Trey-fx8th]

FoxRyan issa joke.

[@tall_prince]

i dont get it.

[@Warioplier]

Some say coach is the only one that can reach 87% of shaggy's power.

[@reaperandgrim]

You mean 90%

[@Reveling-In-Rebellion]

Then they are wrong Shaggy has 63% of *H I S* power

[@littletvman5816]

He is the one man cheeseburger apocalypse

[@defaultmate]

Coach is Shaggy's coach

[@bdorsey19]

Nah, that’s just what he uses, he can actually use x99999999... of shaggy power, we are not ready

[@davogaudissimo1147]

after 7 years this video still is a banger

[@L1K34PR0]

anything with ya boi is legendary

[@SuperShadow]

no items. slam only. final destination.

[@dugdrealer564]

Super Slam Brothers

[@DJNightfall]

so meteor-smashes?

[@MO-MO-MO-MO-MO79]

Waveslam

[@MO-MO-MO-MO-MO79]

+Gmd 25 *meteor slams

[@TheGentlePotato]

+Purple Final Destination is that a DLC? I play on Final *DUNK* stination

[@Ash_TheMan]

He slam He cram But most importantly He jam

[@layssourcreamandonionchips5442]

Leaf

[@Desertscorpion116]

Leaf

[@cweep9848]

Leaf

[@saladpotato5912]

true, he be jammin

[@lunchpunchcrab32]

Lettuce

[@Lampaluile]

Dat melee music

[@snakeathon8287]

Ye...

[@dugdrealer564]

Expand Slam

[@smoothkeys9119]

+Expand Dong brawl is better

[@Lampaluile]

SmoothKeys Ikr I love a slow and boring game

[@kongokahuna]

+Expand Dong special smash lets you put it on 1.5x the speed where's your excuse now?!?!

[@G_Macks]

“That kid looks depressed, I wonder what he’s listening to” My headphones:

[@gameplayerwatch877]

This is what Coach did before the infection

[@glockel4308]

Gameplayerwatch after*

[@aceicy1662]

Left for dead 3 beta footage

[@Fade2BlackMCfade]

I woke up at 4 in the morning no idea why opened my phone and full volume this shows up without any warning it was a experience

[@logancaruso1565]

Fade2Black MC o_0...

[@Fade2BlackMCfade]

ertuxos it was a experience

[@mattwood1977]

*an experience

[@cheesewizard3965]

You got slammed

[@robotslayer9690]

Slam jammed

[@gavinl.7993]

Come on and slam and welcome to the jam Come on and slam if you wanna jam Hey you, whatcha gonna do Hey you, whatcha gonna do Hey you, whatcha gonna do Hey you, whatcha gonna do Party people in the house let's go It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next Jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM Just work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt nobody Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, TURN IT UP QCD, goin' burn it up C'mon y'all get on the floor So hey, let's go a'ight C'mon and run, baby run C'mon, c'mon, do it, run baby run Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot baby shoot It's not a hoop, so shoot baby shoot baby C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam Slam, Bam, Thank you ma'am Get on the floor and jam It's the QCD on the microphone Girl you got me in the zone Ladies "Yeah" Y'all ready stop "NO!" Y'all want to know why "Why?" 'Cause it's a Slam Jam Fellas "Yeah" Y'all ready to stop "No!" Y'all want to know why? "Why?" 'Cause it's time to slam jam You're welcome.

[@rustbloodeclipse]

Gavincl 12 oh yes boi'o

[@rustbloodeclipse]

*_C H E F B O Y A R D E E_*

[@theseerllama]

Gavin L. THANK YOU SO MUCH MY BRO

[@Ed-Jee]

Beautiful

[@N8man42]

You are a god among men.

[@toastpng3610]

At my basketball games I would hear this soung and legit only want a big coach and a trumpet player to barge in

[@haydenkaminski1743]

I watch before every game. This actually hyped me up

[@russellstone6003]

what you see when you enter the gates of hell

[@careydaniels310]

Is certainly not this

[@DoomGuyPictures]

Correction "What you see at the gates of heaven"

[@tonymagona334]

+Russell Stone If this is what I see when I go through hell then I'd gladly go to hell.

[@russellstone6003]

tonymagona334 I never said that it was a bad thing

[@tonymagona334]

Russell Stone Right, you didn't. So let's take this opportunity to tell others that hell is okay, cause there will be a Slam Jam when you arrive!

[@xavierpipkin9073]

I wouldn't mind Coach being my coach

[@benbacon7654]

Xav Pip So would a lot of people. :)

[@NochZvezd4]

Xav Pip pills

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

This feels way longer than a minute and a half.