[SFM touhou] Marisa forces Rumia to eat cabbage

Poor Rumia
Enjoy!

[@azticunknown]

cabbage

[@qeetzac2548]

hello there

[@ab12na1]

cabbage

[@Kane_1995]

cabbage 👍

[@silvunar]

@Some guy with a blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] idiot

[@silvunar]

@@qeetzac2548 General Kenobi

[@OliveAnimates]

Can we all agree that we need a loop of Rumia's happy sway at the beginning?

[@alphaandomegalover7634]

No

[@XziledBlog]

Yes

[@jae_came34]

@@alphaandomegalover7634 i will consume the souls of your family

[@r.alexandercorbitt1554]

Yessy!

[@improbusille6547]

You're goddamn right

[@qeetzac2548]

cabbage, you want it?

[@kooshikomeiji4989]

It's yours my friend

[@Josuh]

as long as you have enough P

[@lenzho4687]

n,o

[@lerbronk]

come back when you are a little... better

[@user-fq2mz4ho9f]

Sorry I can't give cabbage on credit come back when you have enough money

[@IamaMedalHunter]

Rumia one minute later: "THIS IS RAW!!" she says calmly as she's chasing Marisa through the kitchen with all her teeth showing.

[@Thefunnyone246]

Marisa: LOVE SIGN: M A S T E R S P A R K

[@dinisdin5331]

Rumia: "I should have stayed at Reimu's instead."

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

why...does it reminds me about Osana Reimu?

[@giannetzy]

@@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit NOOOOOO

[@justsomesimplenuclearbirbs4313]

This is the equivalent of a child telling their parents what to eat. Marisa, you do *not* want to be the next item on Rumia's menu. You've already got several folks wanting to kill you as is, I don't think a man-eating youkai should be on that list.

[@cach1rul0]

And this one in particular T-Poses It's double the threat

[@NerfMaster000]

Considering just how big that list already is, I say having Rumia on it probably doesn't matter much.

[@justsomesimplenuclearbirbs4313]

@@NerfMaster000 Hmm... Yeah, you right.

[@NareshSinghOctagon]

Marisa is more then strong enough... ...unless you remove Rumias' hair piece...

[@gimmiethemcookies7372]

I want a top 10 list of who wants Marisa dead

[@kingofflames738]

"But I'm allergi-" "Eat it"

[@silkenemperor]

I remember reading a fanfiction where Rumia breaks several of Marisa's bones and eats her flesh.

[@l.c.431]

deserved

[@arai-san8648]

yo if you still have the link can you pass it please i wanna check that out

[@silkenemperor]

@@arai-san8648 mobile KZbin has a problem of deleting any links I try to set up. But I'll try.

[@silkenemperor]

The fanfiction is called the most delicious meal.

[@arai-san8648]

@@silkenemperor thank youuu

[@redboi_1344]

vegetables are good but marisa my you gotta threaten the bean like that

[@danielmayobre7702]

Marisa: "I think you have eaten enough meat and too many sweets. Now it's time for you to eat some vegetables." Rumia: "I don't like veggies, they look icky!"

[@ironmaster6496]

Marisa: So you want to it ze? Then come on eat THIS Rumia: "Crying on the inside"

[@xClownpiece]

i’d like to think that marisa is the one playing the music and rumia is just too scared to say something about it

[@ft.-featuring]

Say what is that music

[@ivandeor9159]

@@ft.-featuring Love-coloured master spark kzbin.info/www/bejne/lWevZ3htibGsZ5I

[@ft.-featuring]

@@ivandeor9159 thank you, but what about the last music

[@ivandeor9159]

@@ft.-featuring idk

[@ivandeor9159]

@@ft.-featuring Nevermind, found it kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@spaghettiking7312]

Rumia was so sad. I want her to know it's okay.

[@Lightpaladin720]

Marievil

[@Loops____]

Sacrifice your body to her, she’ll be happy then

[@amimir330]

@@Loops____ 😦

[@engineer9248]

Lol, too bad for Rumia, she was expecting to eat some delicious meat, but she got a healthy cabbage instead. Also very nice sfm.

[@gimmiethemcookies7372]

You know, i think i need someone to talk to as soon as you said "delicious meat" like im down horrendous

[@no-better-name]

@@gimmiethemcookies7372 it's not hot, it's human steak! ... i guess it's literally hot xd

[@marixsunnyotp3142]

But is cabbage healthy for a carnivorous creature?

[@cirnocool]

"Don't worry rumia, i will eat it for you!" R.I.P Cirno 1962 - 2022

[@Wings_-9S]

She either died from Starvation Or master spark.

[@ironaldy9049]

I just can imagine something like: Rumia: Hey marisa im hungry Marisa: C a b b a g e. Rumia: But marisa i eat huma- Marisa: *MASTER SPARK* Rumia: Nvm

[@seedad117]

No cannibalism today

[@silkenemperor]

She technically not a cannibal since she isn't human.

[@awaugery]

We all knew of rumia's distaste of cabbage. But now we know why she's eating it in the first place

[@unfunnymeiling2315]

This is so sad:(

[@somefries3101]

me peacefully waiting for a spy to spawn so that marisa gets fucking backstabbed

[@engineer9248]

I hope Marisa reflects after having committed that crime.

[@koishily]

Random TF2 moment

[@ymplays4572]

Welp, free food for Rumia ig

[@mimicyn]

Marisa held rumia hostage to eat it. Save 100 rumias a day with just a 1 dollar donation.

[@elctro7]

Marisa gives rumia some tough love.

[@graycecollins2085]

Its funny you can still see Marisa pointing hakkero to rumia the entire time

[@CirnoTheStrongestBaka]

Very slightly

[@graycecollins2085]

@@CirnoTheStrongestBaka yeah, but not as funny as the strongest baka ᗜˬᗜ

[@IvaadenFebbs]

now i genuinely feel bad

[@Austin-kt7ky]

Haha, I half expected her to attack Marisa.

[@akashi2863]

Poor Rumia Makes me sad Seeing a Human eating Youkai something they are not used to or just dont eat at all. :-(

[@itsicecool6166]

I really like the sound when they talk

[@Powofox]

that's a large cabbage can't believe marisa would do this

[@epsilon9567]

Cabbage. Take it or leave it.

[@LaidbackLost]

Marisa committing war crimes as usual

[@winmanzerodeaths776]

This how Rumia learned the Stank Scented Master Fart.

[@xetlas5938]

Next video: Rumia trying to eat fumo

[@callofhaloinfinite6336]

Rumia: *"Maybe if I wait long enough, she will die of old age."*

[@crosswegan1543]

Glad Marisa customised her mini-hakkero to always play the IN LCMP when she gunpoints someone with it

[@amiserablelittlepileofsecr856]

"I don't like food, I love it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow." - Anton Ego

[@dottmatrixx2321]

she was forced to eat cabbage at the age of 8

[@Cr1msoniac]

The rumia model is cute lol

[@funwithgttop3481]

Great this video managed to be in my recommend list I not regret it Enjoy sub from thai person lol

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

How in the hell is someone supposed to eat a whole head of cabbage? Well done, Marisa, you have only proven your culinary ineptitude.

[@luigiclone0286]

The lemon of touhou

[@lerbronk]

CALL THE SHRINE MAIDEN. THE MAGICIAN IS HOLDING A CHILD AT HAKKERO POINT.

[@josephraulcabralesaragon9151]

Oh please, Reimu would be like: "GOOD"

[@manuelmoreno9814]

@@josephraulcabralesaragon9151 bad*

[@Moss_Dude]

At least give her a more common vegetable to eat raw, it's not like she actually hurt anyone even though she intended to.

[@akirbyobsessee7396]

where did this meme come from and why has it evolved so much

[@smugakuyaizayoi8751]

Cabbage,you want it? Sorry Rumia I can't give you human flesh~

[@petergriffinbutisdrawnbya7127]

The subtitles are very useful

[@PhanthakanXD]

ofc

[@user-pq2es9xl4f]

So far it looks great and the sfm is smooth aswell, keep up the great work pal 👍

[@jackmehoff9957]

The only thing harder to eat would be a bowl full of hard boiled eggs

[@Nano12123]

This is why you would do fruit, preferably banana, as spinal fluid supposedly tastes like bananas. That way, Rumia will possibly enjoy it, it is smaller then the entire lettuce head, and she won't die to a laser

[@metallabx407]

Spinal fluid tastes like banana? Oh boy!

[@somefruitydetective]

Good for her.

[@somefruitydetective]

SHE DESERVED IT

[@daiekimashin]

Guess I'm gonna get mayonnaise

[@Drache-mann]

She looks so cute, look at that face 🥺

[@Not_Nik0]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[@Ponera-Sama]

Marisa must be planning to reenact the Futurama scene with the vegetarian lion

[@kataliblackblood4916]

Marisa after discovering osana reimu: YOU WILL ONLY EAT CABBAGE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE EVEN IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO , ZE!!!!!

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

Just wait for the full moon so she could eat Marisa along with the cabbage

[@PhillipH-san]

So cute

[@moritamikamikara3879]

I love the use of the memories of phantasm OST

[@themphantom9138]

Poor Rumia

[@Theidealheight_]

This is Rumia abuse!

[@amiserablelittlepileofsecr856]

I was expecting driftvel city

[@kagechu2005BISVG]

She was asking for human flesh-

[@chadlancer6107]

We’ve been forcing Tunis to eat cabbage for so long I don’t even remember why we did this in the first place

[@04garo]

they did my child bad

[@SunnyWebeSimile]

0:22 Eventually, Rumia stopped thinking Also, congratulations, this video has been blessed by algorithm

[@stevenfisher7828]

I'll switch places with that cabbage

[@kirikarina]

Hahaha i love her reaction when the cabbage is in front of her xD

[@diox12345]

rumia look lovely when wait for lunch

[@scarlet_2hou19]

Omg!!! This is the funniest Touhou video I saw!!

[@speedstriker]

"Just you wait. One day you're going to slip up and answer 'yes' when I ask whether I can eat you!"

[@NanoNano-tk7ev]

In touhou head canon marisa is the only character that can’t possibly be killed even by mima or reimu, her plot armor beats reimu and sakuya, and everybody strangely likes her despite trying to hunt her all the time

[@Derk_Mage]

Make Mother Character cook it for Her!

[@ThunderClub]

How could you do this? Oh...poor rumia

[@ijusthappenedtonotlikecorn8086]

Don't mind my Mystia's Izakaya reference but: *Rumia hating [vegetarian] food.*

[@michelepapagni6011]

Rumia: Man I'm starving. I wonder what Marisa's gonna bring me to eat. Marisa: Ok lil' Rumia! Here's some tasty food! Rumia: Yayyyyy!!!! *le cabbage* Rumia: What? M-Marisa I uhhh... I don't like cabbages. I'm allergic to the- Marisa: Eat it ze. Rumia: Bu- *Marisa points the Master Spark at Rumia* Marisa: *I said eat it. ZE* Rumia: *trying to not cry* O-Ok..... *sniff sniff* *20 minutes later* Rumia: *shaking* Marisa: C'mon ze! You're shaking for at least 20 minutes! Why don't you eat that damn cabbage?! Rumia: R-Reimu makes me eat human flesh.... not vegetables.... Marisa: Well guess what? Mommy Reimu isn't here. You must be happy to eat something very different ze. Rumia: Don't you dare call her like that! Or I'll.... Marisa: Or what? Are you gonna cry? Are you call either Reimu or the Scarlet Police? Pfrrrr!!! Don't make me laugh. What are you gonna do ze? *more 20 minutes later* Sakuya: Ok so from what she said, Marisa tried to Master Spark her and burn the whole house down mistress. Remilia: Alrighty then, put the witch in the prison! Marisa: I hate you! *I F*CKING HATE YOU ZE!!!!!!* Remilia: Sorry Marisa, but you're not gonna use this bad boy in prison. Anyways..... you did a pretty good job to call both Us and Reimu.... Rumia: Thanks...... Remilia: No problem. Reimu I give you this bad boy. *DO NOT USE IT UNLESS YOU'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.* Understood? Reimu: Ok. Thanks. Remilia: No props. Ok Sakuya, I think we finished here. Let's go! Sakuya: At your service mistress... *wii u wii u wii u* Reimu: Ok so what now? Rumia: I want some human flesh. Reimu: Ok. To the Hakurei Shrine! Rumia: Yayyyyy!!! *and so Reimu gave some human flesh to Rumia The end* (Pls don't hate me. This comment popped up from nowhere)

[@metallabx407]

OK, I just have one single question. *Reimu did what?*

[@michelepapagni6011]

@@metallabx407 She gave human flesh at Rumia. Typical of her give some meat to Rumia

[@michelepapagni6011]

@UnXceptable :-| uhhh.... 1. Reimu and Rumia aren't lesbians... 2. Rumia is a youkai child...

[@michelepapagni6011]

@UnXceptable well Idk if she can grow but she has her Adult counterparts as Ex-Rumia sooo... yeah.

[@michelepapagni6011]

@UnXceptable oh don't worry it's a thing of everyone but don't worry it was a normal comment

[@du_nut_tuch_me4230]

this is like forcing a dog to be vegan.

[@Rumia_night]

rumia's so very cute

[@crylune]

that little sway is everything

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

I do not regret having fed her an arm before

[@borkK]

the mini hakkero looked like a cabbage

[@densetsu9713]

0:09 "I insist..."

[@door-chan]

Great vegetables!

[@steeledminer616]

I love the implication that Marisa's theme literally comes from her Hakkero

[@fallbranch]

Cabbage is good as is. You just peel the dark leaves off and cut a slice!

[@hongmeiling622]

How dare she treat Rumia like that?

[@gugalaxy7772]

At least with this she can get some greens in her diet

[@ninja_raven256]

that cabbage is larger than rumia's head lmao

[@randomexcessmemories4452]

Cabbage. You want it?

[@maximilianodiaz4151]

n,o

[@randomexcessmemories4452]

@@maximilianodiaz4151 lol stupid *places cabbage in front of you and begins humming Driftveil City theme*

[@manuelmoreno9814]

yes

[@DollC.Heichell]

And they stayed there for like 4 hours, the end

[@Tapo4ina]

0:14 Oh.... This music...

[@RemiliasHusband]

Rumia deserves headpats :3

[@monsigny1728]

可哀想にルーミアw

[@alwayrember193]

who eats cabbage with silverware

[@Badge-982]

She was expecting some nice meats but she got something far worse. Tragedy strikes again

[@SDM_Chief-Maid.]

Thats not okay Marisa...

[@MoriyaUnleashed08]

Broccoli might be good

[@manuelmoreno9814]

correct

[@firemayro]

NOOOOOOOJ ROOMIER

[@brospeed394]

Come on, I've seen you eat an entire person before

[@kirsankazfat2404]

Беденка.

[@aqur2635]

ah yes the funny cabbage meme

[@sujisam2904]

0:00 LOL XD 😂🤣

[@bigballisticbunny3733]

Local magician forces child to go vegan