Sh*t NTs Say

[@PalePinkThink]

ENTJ: "If you don't put effort you can't expect good results" ENTP: HOLD MY BEER

[@Vindanae]

Thanks so much for this comment

[@danielfisher898]

Intp: “what is winning? What is a result even?” Proceeds to continue but never tell anyone about the answers they come up with and forgets how he came up with it the next day.

[@lucyk2634]

@@danielfisher898 that's why I just like judgers more

[@Mrzebra11]

So accurate and therefore funny! ENTP here

[@adrianadames8256]

My brother and I' conversations to the max

[@heatherbryant4197]

0:41 ENTJ 3:31 INTJ 6:47 INTP 10:08 ENTP

[@9jatruth]

Heather Bryant the real mvp

[@jazmin6031]

Thaaaank youuy

[@MXBLXN]

Bless your soul

[@hasakukitsune3019]

Because all of us are narcissist and don’t have the patience to hear our other NT types

[@heatherbryant4197]

@@hasakukitsune3019 I watched all of them 😇😇😇😳 but it's nice having the reference in case you want to go back and rewatch one type, or skip to one part in particular.

[@tarvoc746]

INTP: "Why can't feelings be programmed?" INTJ: "What do you mean they can't?"

[@ParadigmRabbit]

ENTP: “what are some ways that feelings could be being programmed into people in the world today? And if I were to invent from scratch a way to program feelings into people how could that hypothetically be done?”

[@ellieb.1231]

INTP: Isn't all enculturation a kind of programming if feelings? But then neurologically we know that it begins in the brain, which can certainly be influenced and shifted… perhaps the real question is why can't we program our *own* feelings… xxTJ: Holy sh*t, will you FOCUS? Why are you wasting time? INTP: Why *am* I wasting time…?

[@Ten-kc2yp]

Thoughts from an INTP: I haven't given this much thought but environment around us program our feelings to some extent, if you grow up somewhere where killing people is normal, then you would have no feeling when seeing other people being killed, on the other hand, if you grow up somewhere where killing is deemed as a terrible thing to do, then you would feel bad seeing someone get killed. But then again, this theory doesn't work on psychopaths and such, but they know how they should feel, that's why environment (m8 as well say society) program our emotion TO SOME EXTENT. About emotion programming like AI-ish, that would be quite the hassle to develop the technology for, since so far we only can make a digital life-form of a worm. It would be such delight to be able to delete emotions, though.

[@iamparkbogum6444]

@@Ten-kc2yp why did you choose killing tho,I'm an entj and I feel offended by what you're saying. I don't think killing people is fine and it's not true that I have no feelings,and my lack of feelings is caused by painful experiences like peoples you trust betraying you and shit like that, things like that happen a lot and I don't have enough fucks to give to all those bishes so I don't care anymore. goodbye

[@Ignasimp]

@@ellieb.1231 The brain has great plasticity, specially when it comes to learning new rutines and habilities, emotions though are processed in the more primitive part of the brain, which I don't think is the most plastic part of the brain. I may be wrong though.

[@cmanizzle]

INTP - "It wasn't my intention to upset you" I can't tell you how many times I've said those exact words to my ESFJ wife😂

[@laikeia1318]

Lol your couple is interesting tho 🤣 cant imagine that

[@alexhales8569]

Wow, INTP and ESFJ?! Talk about polar opposites!

[@Chef_PC]

That was perfection. I have completely said that so much in life.

[@camomane]

Cody Monroe I make my esfj mom sad so many times and I didn't even understand how in any way

[@tink6225]

I'm INTP & my best friend is ESFJ. we're usually on the same wavelength so I don't have to worry about this 😩

[@smallfishxx]

“I’m so lost. I don’t know what I’m going to do 26 years from now” 😂

[@generatingwaves]

Intj was mostly accurate.

[@arfelt1837]

On this part are scaringly accurate

[@hnyii]

That's my perpetual mental preoccupation right there.. _lol_

[@youreworthyourweightinavoc7189]

i literally burst out laughing, it's tough being an ni dom in a world that's so quickly changing...so many permutations

[@l0yalth30rist8]

Same thoooooo Honestly

[@luckyswine]

ENTP should also include "I need coffee" "sorry, say that again, I wasn't listening" and "oh no, bills...I'll pay em tomorrow"

[@mjade1673]

💓💓✌

[@ayanavilmenay1800]

Im feeling attacked.

[@lizzied3384]

Truth

[@lightartorias552]

Dude. So true.

[@Layniacsofficial]

Lmao I just said that today. But about homework. Its due tomorrow. I'll just do them tomorrow.

[@lambertcaron1711]

Some more INTP quotes: "Technically, that's not true." "That's simply inconsistent." "Did you know that ..." "What do you mean start doing stuff? I haven't gone through all the possibilities just yet." "I thought about that already. There's another possibility." * Stares down with moving eyebrows, betraying internal monologue. * "You misunderstand. I don't have to be the one who's right, I just need to know what's true." "Don't rush me." * Listening to you with his head tilted, literally considering things under a different angle. * "When I don't have anything worthwhile to say, I stay quiet." "I have no idea if he likes me." "Geez, people can be really stupid." "On one hand ..." "I never thought about that... I like this." "Still thinking about it." * Smiles awkwardly for too long. * "I disagree." "I'm bored." "Do I like her? How could I know, we just met two months ago." "Close, but still inaccurate." "Oh ok, that's cool. I guess." "Meh, whatever." * Just disappeared for two weeks, doesn't want to talk about it. * "Everything is fine." "It doesn't matter if I or anybody likes it or not, it's true." "There's still time." "I don't need help." "I'm waiting for the right time." "What would happen if that was true?" "Confirmation bias is ubiquitous." "Emotions are fuzzy concepts, and I'm very attached to accurate language. I'd rather show you than talk about them." Internally: "Oh, I'm about to cross that person in the corridor. Does she expect me to greet her? No, she's walking fast, probably busy, better not interrupt her. On the other hand, she's looking forward, not avoiding eye contact. Oh she just looked at me briefly, is she about to greet me? If she says hello I need to answer back. Maybe I should start a conversation. Wait, what do I say? Think about my last weekend. No, I stayed home lazily, that will bore her. Better let her engage the conversation and react. Then again, maybe she's on her way and doesn't want to talk to me. We don't know each other well after all. Should I leave her alone? Oh shit our paths are about to cross, what do I do? Keep you head down and look at the floor, pretend you're in your thoughts. Wait that wouldn't be nice. I'm out of time. Just walk through and don't disturb people. She said hi. Damned, I already decided I would pretend not to hear it. It's been a second already, it would be awkward to answer now. So what, you're already awkward anyway. At least be polite." *Feigning surprise, but with apathetic voice due to leaving no time for that.* "Oh huh, hi."

[@paradoxgambit2223]

This is terrifyingly accurate

[@uncertainboy8893]

Exactly what happens

[@yonathanbillychristian4492]

Too accurate 😂😃

[@DatPeep]

That last bit hurt me.

[@UserName-ii1ce]

My favorite internal quote for every scenario "what the fuck is this"

[@benp3616]

[INTJ] "I like people...as a concept" ....I've said this so many times (to myself I mean, not to other people). "I like people 'in theory'...not always in practice though" is my particular version :)

[@vizuz]

Haha yes, I really love people.... until I actually have to interact/deal with one :')

[@amandatschoepe9634]

I say that all the time!! In theory not in practice.. 😮

[@laynelaynelaynelaynelayne]

as an entj, I say this as well lol

[@wafialotfi2282]

Indeed, humans are truly magnificent, they are interesting subjects to study and analyze.

[@ashtonstout7375]

Yes. I am very interested in people, why they do the things they do, but I prefer to study them from a distance.

[@hermes_logios]

I’ve actually said the words, “There are between 5 and 8 reasons you’re wrong, depending on how you count them.”

[@theforceiswithme18]

Savage AF

[@seli3631]

Me too but I guess almost all of us have said that if we really do have those points to prove that you're wrong which you probably are

[@Shalalalala_666]

That is genius. Imma steal that.

[@Shalalalala_666]

@@seli3631 Hm what does it even mean to be wrong? What is truth anyways? Do we even know?

[@teatimetart]

I'm an ENTP who literally pushed aside homework to watch that exact documentary.

Me too, this video creeped me out 😂

[@Shalalalala_666]

AHAHAHA SAME BESTIE

[@kristofmelath408]

The fact that you even started doing your homework makes me question that you'd be an ENTP:D

[@beingsomeone201]

An entp could have an average below degree n stiill producing money more than others.....they had congentency for contengency plan, some times some how they literally took their failure as a flip for their advantage and still telling their boring truth how they had done it! Intp guys are my brothers i had all the answers they has the question (actually just 2 found in my life)

[@beingsomeone201]

Ne 10k possibile idea to ti te fact check and thinking 10k to 1k fe how it will effect on people 1k became 500 ideas now by accessing past memories 500ideas become 4 idea that they present in familly problem or social issue or work place everyone now pickup 4 to 2or 1.....entps not the decider here....but in their own issue they saw exact 3or 2... They dicide one if that gone wrong they would see even optimistic 2 ideas now usually they are never wrong, so in theory they are 80%-75% time right for themself, 100% right for others in my case little decisions were 75%-70% little thats the problem little and big decision seems same to me so very big decision 99% right so far(cz i took 1hr time at least)

[@JBrnard23]

As an ENTP I can validate the convoluted way of finding information, the article link found from the Wikipedia page a KZbinr tweeted sound completely legit for me.

[@zakhonandlovu2577]

I've done that sort of thing more times than I can count

[@ellieb.1231]

Also INTP. Yesterday a friend was asking me why I'm convinced there's life on Mars, and I was like (Going *full* INTP): "Well, you see, I love the Mass Effect game series, and there are these aliens in it which if you read the wiki have DNA with opposing chirality to ours, which got me curious about opposing chirality in nature and whether humans can be allergic to it, which led me to some really disturbing stuff about birth defects and right- and left-handed drugs- avoid that- and then eventually to opposing chirality in food, like how orange and lemon flavor are chemically the same but mirror images, and then THAT led me to wondering if opposing chirality sugar would be zero calorie but taste just as good, which led me to something called D-tagatose, which led me to the guy who first figured it out and tried to commercialize the knowledge, and an advanced and hyperacurate chemical test he created to detect organic activity in soil samples, which was used in Curiosity on Mars and turned up positive results but was rejected because another test that couldn't even detect life HERE in the Mojave didn't support the results. But I think NASA is kinda sorta coming around on that." Them: o_O "What *HAPPENS* in your mind?!" 😂

[@aidenw9265]

@@ellieb.1231 I've had research paths exactly like this hahaha

[@rctecopyright]

Yep. Stay having 20 tabs open because you wondered about the etymology of the word mugging which somehow ends up with you learning about the early history of Chinese American gangs. Been there

[@joyzie9473]

facts -infp

[@madnesss9731]

Intj here. Lost it at: "do you wanna go out?" - "why?" :D

[@OpportunisticHunter]

Because it is amazing...! xD No? But it's logical to go out then... Why? Because you need... Why? Because and Because and Because... (six months later INTJ changes phone number and doesn't give back to the other person)

[@marvelouslee4427]

ME AF

[@javierlandry7246]

I am😂

[@yashmalviya4563]

what/where is out?

[@sandakkaari]

OpportunisticHunter 🤣

[@JonathanDixon3]

As an INTJ, 5:03 "I do like socializing. It helps me gather more subjects to vet out my psychological and sociological theories." Seriously, I type people as a hobby. Gotta catch 'em all! Good job on the INTJ part. I'm always skeptical, but this was pretty accurate.

[@crystalstarrz]

I've been judged as interacting with people as though they're case studies. It's just that I'm more analytical and less emotionally involved and I only want to understand people more.

[@GeorgideMarne]

So true, I even said that loudly 😀😀

[@boogermaiden]

This is so accurate tho. 😂😂😂

[@thursdayplurbonym-boyporri8921]

Same, i don't really get a chance because i... always forget, but when my friend took the test I guessed her type and somehow a miracle happened and i got it right loln

[@avalyn28]

Loved this! Funny story, as an INTP, regarding looking for stuff that's right under your nose. Once, I was talking to my mum on the phone and I was very frustrated because I was looking for my phone and I couldn't find it anywhere. I thought about asking my mum to call me so that I could locate it, but then I told myself I was an idiot - how could my mum call me when she was already on the phone? It was only after this train of thought that it hit me... My phone had obviously been in my hand the entire time, since my mum was on the phone with ME.

[@09kaustubh]

That's an inxp thing. Happens with me too. I'm an infp.

[@avalyn28]

@@09kaustubh True. My mum was an INFP and we were quite similar in a lot of ways, including this type of "mishaps". Also true for ENTP (like my dad). I think it's a Ne thing.

[@09kaustubh]

@@avalyn28 wow! That's triple Ne family. You must have been encouraged to imagine more. I wonder what that would have been like.

[@avalyn28]

@@09kaustubh Quadruple, actually, because I also have an ENFP sister. The odd one out is the INTJ sister. And yeah, my mum really encouraged us to be curious and creative, it was a great environment for learning and personal development.

[@rctecopyright]

That's fascinating

[@jennyhelen406]

The Ne body language was hilarious for the ENTP!

[@OpportunisticHunter]

I just laughed and I laugh a lot on them for this! ENTPs communicate funnily, changing minds on the last minute but already engaged on the previous "idea"... it can be anything... even a relationship

[@Layniacsofficial]

I had to go back to my videos to see if my body language was like that. Damn. Spot on puahaha

[@JohnDeanMusic]

"A documentary on a woman who only eats cheesy potatoes" 😂🤜💥

[@sandraosman]

Let it roll!

[@alansilverio4467]

I couldn't help but look it up! Found it and ended up watching it.

[@gaurigoyal5744]

I wanna watch it now 😂😂😂

[@gaurigoyal5744]

@Can Tin ohkay! Thanks 😀

[@narcsinart7179]

"Why would I want to make myself available to people 24/7?" Lol, my sentiments exactly

[@mjade1673]

😄 my intj sister says this soo often 😄😄👌✌ and im like right on. (infp) I refuse to make myself available to people 24-7. Im like thinking "right on. Who's forcing you? No seriously is someone trying to force you cuz that'd be weird. Love being a grown up. Im in control" 😌😌😌😄

[@sednafloating7027]

or even 3/4

[@OpportunisticHunter]

I asked myself does anyone does that...? Maybe ESTJs are more prone to be available 24/7 or ENTPs... my father who asked me why I don't get online on my phone everyday. And I replied I used my phone like I use emails...

[@mjade1673]

@@OpportunisticHunter I'm not sure anyone does it? But I know others that come close. They are available *most* the time

[@speshulgay]

Grace Eversley I’m an INTJ female and my bf is an ENFP. He could literally socialize 24/7 and he really doesn’t understand my need to be alone so much and wonders why it takes me so long to “warm up” to people. We actually balance each other out as a couple, though. I make sure we don’t always go out with people and spend all our money on everyone (he’s a little too kind and people have taken advantage of him in the past) and he makes sure I’m not a total hermit and gets me out of my head and “feeling things” and having fun because he is so good at making me laugh!

[@justineact]

You've captured ENTJ so well ladies! I'd also like to add: "If I was in charge, we'd be done and thriving already." 😂

[@susankievman642]

Also, "that way of doing things is so inefficient" We need need to do it this way. Let's take that shortcut, less traffic, less people, shorter time. "You didn't answer my question! I asked a very direct question and you told me a roundabout scenario about something and never really answered my question!"

[@bellarose8511]

Right?!! 😃

[@dbnd2240]

YES!!!

[@claudialuvsu21]

Yes! And when trying to encourage someone to make the change they want in their lives but they just 👏🏼 won’t 👏🏼 commit 👏🏼 I will literally scream “JUST DO IT!” Like Shia LeBouf or a Nike ad So many of my friends have come to me for physical training but they won’t commit to what I’m telling them will work and yet they complain when they don’t see results 🙄 same thing goes with studies when I host study sessions-I’ve literally told an entire ochem study group to go home and learn the material before because they thought they could just come to my review session (that I was doing for free btw) after skipping class for 2 weeks as if I didn’t have a test to study for myself 😂 very frustrating

[@muhammadedwards8425]

@@claudialuvsu21 Same, just in the more intellectual sphere. "If you do that, you'll waste your time for years" "Do this and you'll make better decisions" Then five years later they come back like "I realised that..." or "You know, you were right about that one thing" I want to say "Just listen, because I'm always right"

[@Spy007Dragon]

I'm INTJ, so I related to that one. But, most of the time I don't bother to say those phrases. I just think them :)

[@lemons2300]

lol true.

[@QxKou]

Yeah... Me too

[@luluv7644]

Same!

[@Diaming787]

Yes, it's all in our heads, or they think we are very rude all the time.

[@LuisLopez-mv5gl]

(ENTP) I just came back from an accidental 2 hour google binge checking up of this or that idea i thought of had been thought of yet. Spot on!

[@lorir723]

Luis Lopez that happens to me all the time I swear.

[@sandraosman]

Feeling super outed.

[@deeveevideos]

@@lorir723 its because they are stealing them from us!!! before we have them because they have access to the other dimension where we were the first one to invent it! if you look at it from that perspective anyway. lol

[@micahgmiranda]

Google binge. Yup that can happen.

[@mallollo]

The ENTP of me lol-ed sooooo hard, it might be stereotypical but also so true. Special mention to the "Which reality are you talking about?" and "This is ridiculous. This is brilliant." I never understood why considering one thing and its contrary at the same time as equally correct was "not right".

[@appletree6898]

That line stood out to me too, as an INFP/fellow Ne user. Paradox is cool. I went through a phase when I was obsessed with musical mashups, for the joy of listening to two familiar songs at the same time that seemed like they wouldn't fit together yet did, thereby creating a new and surprising third song. I think it's a metaphor for what my intuition is trying to do with information all the time.

[@afakayu5176]

When you let your mind go in such paradoxical loopholes that you start thinking youre schizophrenic and delusional and actually are which leads to a drug binge and ends with a huge acid trip which sets you back on earth like you're supposed to be.

[@tink6225]

@@afakayu5176 insane

[@matchadragon5462]

"No thanks, I don't want to talk" and right after that: "SIGH, nobody understands me" Lmao, can guilty of this as an INTJ..

[@God-x2d]

Same, but I'm INTP

[@boogermaiden]

Same

[@felipefreire2182]

Yes, we have the personality of an average cat

[@GeekNewz]

you cant be guilty of being the best! -intj i'm not a narcisist, i just hate myself less then i hate most

[@GeekNewz]

@@felipefreire2182 and that is why i call cats drinking budys

[@foreveryoungblink8545]

I lost it at "Oh, it exists. (pouting lips) As an ENTP, when we want (TRY rather) to solidify our ideas, we want to make sure it's as original as possible. ENTPs are crazy about innovation and originality. Also, I REAAALLLY hate it when people take credit on what is not theirs. Same if people give me credit I do not deserve. If that happens, I'll instantly say that it's someone's effort, not mine.

[@shayhassa5021]

Same

[@jysoo3514]

Same, especially when other's idea is what we think average and not enough extraordinary or impressive for our POV even it's original. We need special ideas to differ ourselves from others

[@jysoo3514]

We know how hard it can be to let our ideas being accepted and appreciated by others, so we also don't take credit for what we don't deserve

[@Rafaeldolm73]

INTP looks a depressed version of ENTP, same with the intj type

[@boloderolo45]

INFPs are a depressed version of ENFPs. we've got a pattern

[@nofurtherwest3474]

So if you're an INxx, make friends with an ENxx

[@JPSMS100]

Billy jakk I’m an ENTP that acts like an INTP when sad or tired af, so yep, kinda true

[@Ihateteenagerstheyrecringe]

Don't expose me like that what are you doing

[@Karma-zp7pb]

But I’m a depressed ENTP and I’m not an INTP

[@AntoineCooper]

As an INTJ, I applaud the entire section devoted to us as it seemed pretty spot on.

[@javierlandry7246]

Me too👏👏

[@silvy7394]

I was about to say as an INTJ i'd prefer to be open to texting but then I looked over at my phone which doesn't get text notifications (by my will) and that I haven't checked for messages in a week and realized the truth. lol

[@GlobusTheGreat]

INTP was accurate (based on myself), and so was ENTJ (based on a few people I know). Your depiction really makes me want to hang out with an ENTP honestly.

[@heatherbryant4197]

ENTPs are fun. They stimulate your mind with TONS of great ideas (Ne), drawing parallels between all sorts of philosophies and phenomenon you might have otherwise never seen as connected. You just have to make sure to use your Ti to fact-check and not get swept up in their charisma, because occasionally their logic is flawed or their ideas aren't realistic. Edit: Oh, I almost forgot to mention, they come up with fantastic metaphors too! If you ever need help creating a metaphor for an abstract logical concept, ask an ENTP. I'm always surprised at how many KZbinrs are ENTP.

[@stephenholmes9386]

Can confirm the metaphor thing. I'm an ENTP and attempting to use analogies and metaphors to explain concepts to different people is one of my favourite things to do. It's because Ne-Ti is focused around understanding the mechanism of the idea, then Ne and Fe can produce a great condensed version which still contains the core information in a form others can understand easily.

[@heatherbryant4197]

@@stephenholmes9386 INTPs are quite familiar with those functions as well. But the rearrangement in an ENTP (namely Ne > Ti) does seem to make a big difference. I've always thought I was good at creating analogies, metaphors, and allegories; but whenever I find myself blown out of the water, in terms of complexity or the unexpected connection between so many (seemingly) dispirate philosophies or ideas, it's always an ENTP to blame!

[@Lowkooky]

Hey I'm an ENTP! 😃

[@foreveryoungblink8545]

As an ENTP, my ideal best friend would be an INTP. I just want to suck of all that endless knowledge/ideas you guys have. Talking with INTPs would probably be really stimulating for us ENTPs. Although, I heard that some INTPs are annoyed with ENTPs because we are loud-mouthed, babbling this and that.

[@catplantASMR]

this video was sooo good! 10/10 acting 👏

[@Layniacsofficial]

"I just had the best idea ever. Let me see if it exist. Oh it does." "I'm going to be productive today. Yeah. Okay." Story of my life. Lol

[@dakota9862]

My knowledge of programming and technology in general is pretty lacking so I couldn't relate too much there. The rest of it was good though especially the part where the INTP loses the glasses lol

[@micahgmiranda]

???? you don't code? kzbin.info/www/bejne/fp3YcoGIrLWshNE

[@Ignasimp]

@@micahgmiranda I don't code either. I'm more interested in evolucionary biology, molecular biology, neurology and psychology. But who knows. Maybe I discover it someday and become an expert in a few months.

[@micahgmiranda]

@@Ignasimp motivation out of curiosity only gets you so far. I'm learning programming to create something that I need that doesn't exist. As far as becoming an expert, it's really impossible the field is changing so fast and there's such a wide range of options that you have to find a niche to truly be productive. Saying you're an expert in programming is like saying you're an expert at language. I can only speak english, but that's all I need. I'm growing my vocabulary constantly. Also communication is not only about knowing the language, it's how you use it. Some people can be verbose, yet not say much. Same with programming. You only need to learn a limited amount, but to create something useful takes trial, error, and necessity.

[@Ignasimp]

@@micahgmiranda it was a joke.

[@micahgmiranda]

@@Ignasimp oh. I'm slow

[@traxietanzil4064]

"I can't remember the details" - why can people understand that i sometimes forget things? I have too many things going on in here. *points to head* INTJ

[@ISE_Post]

I have actually written a program that programs other programs! ENTP

[@DaveE99]

Javad Seif whats it do?

[@LuizFreelances]

What programming language did you utilize? INTP

[@tkk3852]

Nice acting. You have talent. I liked the Intp one .

[@gracelee4131]

I love being roasted and INTPs love laughing at themselves. Was lmao at the INTP one - INTP

[@ImmaculateOtter]

But *W H Y*

[@NogardCZ]

"I made a code that picks clothes for me." I actualy once made RNG program that picked for me what drink I should make (tea/coffee)

[@gracelee4131]

@@ImmaculateOtter the most used word in my day. Everyday.

[@ImmaculateOtter]

@@gracelee4131 Lol same here tbh. I wonder why

[@BethanyLowe8773]

Oh my gosh: the INTJ said things I have never heard anyone but myself articulate. Uncanny! Love it.

[@seventhsheaven]

I am shook. I’ve spent my evening looking at blogs while researching the regency period and booked my second snowboarding class in between studying for a language exam I’m taking at the end of the year. Also thought about my self in another reality who took skiing instead and wondered if they enjoyed it. - ENTP

[@lightartorias552]

This is literally me. I never realized how much alike people could be until I started learning about the different personality types. I am so happy there are others out there who see the world in a similar fashion that I see. It is too bad ENTP's only make up about 3% of the population. I think the world could use a few more of us. :p

[@Maya_yobanan]

The ENTP things were so true and hilarious 🤣 can't help laughing at myself cause this is truly how all my life goes

[@jaytaggert9883]

I have looked for my glasses while wearing them on my face. When I was younger, I used calculus to try to work out my relationship problems. This is both funny and accurate. Thanks for making me laugh at myself.

[@wwizer]

I've coded it for school. It's called the gale shapley algorithm or something... I altered it for choosing roles in a tribe in an apocalyptic society.

[@neurophilosophers994]

Heuristics and algorithms don’t need to be coded for these things as our brains already follow mbti protocols. Mine makes me wear a white shirt or black shirt every day a 1 or a 0 is all you need.

[@buhbo3250]

I'm an INTP, and trust me, that's a stereotype. Instead of stuff like "my knowledge is superior" and "how could you think that? Your logic is flawed", I typically say stuff like "hey how do I _____", "(insert random fact I forget by noon)", and "What's your opinion on _____?"

[@uncertainboy8893]

It may have something to do with maturity. When I was younger the whole "my knowledge is superior" thing was a problem for me and still is sometimes.

[@shadow_of_thoth]

I definitely don't just come right out and tell people that they're wrong. If anything, my full attention is on the actual assertion being made. If it seems plainly wrong to me, then I'll pick apart at the reasoning and ask for clarification as to why it should make sense to me. I'm much more likely to say things like, "how does that actually work?", "what do you mean by [unclear term]?", "...okay, but have you ever considered [alternate possibility]?", or "well, it obviously depends on the context, but..." However, if someone is just being unreasonable about factual information, then I might tell them that facts are facts and they are simply wrong, followed by references to multiple sources confirming my point.

[@badrunna-im]

That sounds more like Te than Ti.

[@miriamreinhardt8939]

As another INTP, I agree. While I do value logic a lot in a contradictory society, I avoid unnecessary conflict by being considerate of other people's feelings. While I forget to express compassion to others, I avoid offending others by being polite and considerate of their feelings and who am I to be arrogant? Intelligence and knowledge are not synonymous as Albert Einstein, a famous INTP, said "Imagination is more important than knowledge." As an INTP, I dislike how intelligence is seen as equating to a lack of emotional intelligence in a career-based society that is centered around obedience. Being an asshole does not equate to being intelligent; it equates to being an insecure socially inept conformist, as in conforming to a society that glorifies violence out of fear of being perceived as "weak", because society causes others to falsely believe that kindness and compassion are "weak" traits.

[@xynx1211]

Yeah, i have no problem thinking such "I'm smarter and open-minded-er than you" thoughts, but yeah right if I'd ever express them out loud. For me, telling people they're retarded is just a rarely used defense mechanism.

[@andreeadobre3190]

Some more INTJ: "This is very inefficient." "It's ok, I came prepared." "There's this thing called Google you could use instead of asking me." "You're welcome." "You were telling me about your problem, excuse me for assuming you wanted a solution." "I hate this but it's actually fascinating when you think about it." "None of this matters in the grand scheme of things. But it's still fascinating when you think about it." "It's ok, I can fix it." "Your way, my way, doesn't matter as long as we do it the efficient way." "Respect is something you earn, it doesn't come with the title/degree." "I have a limited ammount of fucks to give, gotta save them for the really important stuff." "Yay, books!"

[@Hale8R]

So on point! Love it!

[@GeekNewz]

so true, who are you? minde reading witch!

[@ma_kal]

How do i copy things from KZbin

[@wwizer]

Lmaooo you guys definitely made the right choice in putting ENTJ first. As an ENTJ, I was kinda put off on seeing the video being 15:15 min long... don't got time for those other types :P

[@seventhsheaven]

Mark Ng I’m an ENTP think how I feel. Us and the ENFPs are the most ADD of the bunch.

[@wwizer]

klj788986sbb sorry bro it's hard for me to imagine how you feel. inferior fi or something

[@misselle6360]

Yeah, but at least ENTPs are smarter and just skip to 10:08 XD ...ur welcome

[@mjade1673]

U guys 😄

[@NyuAtreides]

Just skip ahead :O

[@peregrination3643]

I've been waiting for this video :-) "I like people...as a concept." That's a good way to put it succinctly. I've struggled with how to word in which ways I like people and which ways I don't. Basically, unless I have something significantly meaningful in common with an individual, then they're with everyone else in the pool of anthropological subjects. Just like with the NF video, this is spot on in a hilarious way. (INTJ with an ENTJ brother, so it was interesting to actually see some of our quirks side by side.)

[@mjade1673]

Oh my gosh. My sister is intj and her (our) brother entj... Wow :) But i say her referring to we have different moms and didnt grow up in same house

[@catylee2703]

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[@V.Hansen.]

The first action of INTJ. Ha! So accurate for my socially awkward self.

[@JGlow670]

Hey guys! I’ve been watching your videos for a while now, and strongly identify as an ENTP, although I’ve mistyped myself a few times using the online tests (I now know that’s not a good way to learn your type). Anyway, I just wanted to say that I have not found anyone able to portray my personality type better than Alex did in this video! I legitimately say and think these things all the time!! Thanks for having amazing content! :)

[@p3ppermilk]

INTP here, but identified more with the ENTP one as I'm more charismatic and very into gathering random knowledge and researching theories.. Also not into IT.

[@aldreyandreiko3514]

hylleblomst same.

[@tanujkasana8483]

Same with me, we do have that Ne auxiliary, so we probably have a developed Ne with our Ti, so that's probably why we associate more with the ENTP one here. Also the computers thing, not all INTPs are programmers or developers. Also the video was about is what people say while we think all that stuff the ENTP was portrayed as saying, we might not always say all of that out loud.

[@reksioktulu]

@@tanujkasana8483 same with both of You above

[@jennifermitchell7182]

me too! I am an expressive INTP ,I think I actually related to all of them at times.

[@miguemigue6969]

We ENTP dont discuss like the way she portrayed it. She is being subjective like "this" and "that", but we are a little more like lawyers or cops that try to force you say something wrong to dismantle your argument. We are not about knowledge in its essence but as a weapon. The body language was spot on tho! Hahaha

[@brohikhondker9669]

"windows is clearly superior" is something an INTP might never say

[@Morganey1]

Piece of art... Love all the four of you... Your personal ENTP Fanclub from Germany 💟

[@stella21245]

That INTP lines, 80% of them I speak up in my mind -intp

[@AutoAlchemy]

I feel personally attacked. :)

[@ConstantMedia]

don't you mean...personally-ty attacked? aaaaah, ahhhhhhhhhh ;)

[@gadabout7000]

DragTV sTaHp

[@God-x2d]

I say that constantly

[@PunkProfess0r]

lol I asked my CS-ethics class “is this how I am for real?” They all just laughed. And nodded. Love your ENTP rap. lol.

[@itsabitcomplicated]

ENTJ here and, I must admit, I wasn’t expecting such accuracy but this was a real read lmao

[@thesharinganknight]

Ehh, it's semi accurate. This seems more like the like helping; this doesn't capture the bluntness of the ENTJ, I personally just wanna get to the top, and other opinions don't matter at all. " It's my life and youre not gonna get in the way of it, get outta my way," that's more accurate.

[@syth406]

Was attracted to the INTJ personality, was the ENTP personality. Gj, very convincingly delivered all around.

[@carmenwaterwise]

AWESOME!! You got INTP totally right. I actually said a lot of those. I'm almost embarrassed. LOL

[@PowerRedBullTypology]

haha..INTP so good! ENTP wuold usually not reach the phase where they would actually check up if some idea was already there, because in the meantime they would already have the next big idea thingy they're into..haha

[@xxtt224]

So true! I have got a ton of ideas that i need to look up but never manage to do it.😅

[@aniokay]

True. I am always figuring out what I could set up as my personal business, and at this point I have during the last couple of years gotten these ideas (and seriously; every time, I think it's the greatest idea for a couple of days, then finding counter arguments or simply loosing interest): bed and breakfast, café, t-printing business, 2nd hand jewelry making business, 2nd hand business, antique business, web page creator (to boring in the long run), grapic designer, artist, coder, dog sanctuary, political blogger, retreat for people with concussion, therapist and probably many more. And by the way, I am an engineer...

[@xxtt224]

@@aniokay so true

[@archelynwolf]

In my experience as an ENTP, I tend to check if a lot of things have been done

[@somebody6777]

"it is not that I am always right,you are just always wrong" me, always yep I am entp

[@matthewnickles7105]

Im an INTP and a lot of us dont do programming. Also, "why would I make a list I will just lose it?" was so true.

[@glueball214]

G**Dang it !!! The INTJ was too good. I am going to die. Thank you.

[@coolspotty]

ENTJ here. I can hear myself saying about half that ENTJ stuff. But a lot of it was just rude. And I spent a good year training myself not to be rude...so yeah, not me, at least not anymore.

[@adararelgnel2695]

Same here, I learned to bite my tongue just to get along better and get closer to what I want from people.

[@MaryVanRooyOLDCHANNEL]

I loved this!!! So entertaining and YES you did hit it on the nail! I can imagine my INTP dad saying a lot of those things (especially the "I can't find my glasses!)... and my ENTP cousin hahah I miss my convos with her!!! And I can imagine my brothers (INTJ) saying/thinking some of those :D

[@javierlandry7246]

"Don't worry! I have like 5 contingency plans to fall back on"

[@GeorgideMarne]

Indeed 😁😁

[@SeanKennardRN]

From one INTJ to another, the initial disclaimer in itself is so INTJ!👏🏾😁

[@sizzle1045]

(ENTP) HaHAAA this is the funniest thing omg spot on!! I literally spent the whole day researching the most random things (ofc I think they could have significance but they probably don't) and tried to research/dissect why my parents marriage ended (to try to learn from their mistakes and understand the values of different personalities better) and i was so fascinated by how different they were and i was like OH! look! it was probably bc xyz that you ended up clashing! I ofc was having a ball bc it explained so much and was so enlightened but was kinda disappointed (disaPPOINTEDDD meme insert) when she didn't see how amazing it was that I figured out major parts of the puzzle. In fact, she seemed hurt/offended by the differences i pointed out but all of that being offended and hurt just got in the way of seeing the facts! and look now you can go forth being wiser and stronger!! OH and she's an ISFJ btw but she completely didn't get it hahah oh well oh and i doubt anyone actually read this (lmao i need to calm down this isn't a diary entry) just thought the video was so spot on for my attitude and way of seeing things :D

[@sizzle1045]

I just reread this and i sound like i was laughing at her being hurt- don't worry i wasn't, and I know it's beneficial- even if it means the temporary hurtness? is that the right word? yeah ok you get it OH and incase anyone has the patience to read all of this, QUESTION - does anyone else feel like personality, values, mbti, etc is like solving all the different puzzles of people and like seeing everything like this new mystical world of how things work perfectly in some areas and then completely clash in others and oh man it's like watching a symphony!

[@heatherbryant4197]

Yes, I feel like this type of psychology/typology can offer great insights into why people are seemingly compatible with some but not others, why certain people tend to have conflicts and misunderstandings, how two people working toward the same goal can clash when they have completely different values, motives, or reasons for pursuing that goal. It can feel like a bit of an epiphany seeing human behavior and especially interpersonal interaction through the lens of cognitive functions. When you get really into it, you might find it colors your perception of _everything._ I often catch my internal dialogue saying things like, "That's such a Te way of thinking," or "Wow. The Fe is strong with this one!" (Just not out-loud or people think I'm crazy lol). But I don't think it's the answer to everything. I think it's important to remember human behavior is shaped by Nurture as well as Nature, genetics (though I often wonder if the archetypes have a genetic element), even epigenetics, and the influence of confounding variables like psychological disorders (though some might argue many "disorders" are just extreme examples of certain type characteristics and resulting from overactive cognitive functions, rather than influencing or dampening them). I don't think the MBTI takes all aspects of psychology into account, but it certainly is widely applicable. I also have Ne and Ti so yeah, it's like solving puzzles... psychoanalyzing people. P.s. Your mom may have been offended by your enthusiastic demeanor. She probably has a lot of hurt and painful memories associated with divorce and she might not have understood you were excited because of the thrill of having that "Eureka" moment in solving what seemed like a mystery. Your parents' incompatibilities may have been no mystery to her. Perhaps she just didn't want to be reminded of it.

[@mjade1673]

@@sizzle1045 yes!

[@nasimanita1787]

I’m also an entp and I have an isfj mom..

[@AsasinoManik]

Amazing, All the INTJ lines were too relatable, I think you actually understand INTJs more than other you-tubers around.

[@generatingwaves]

INTJ's are amazing.

[@generatingwaves]

We are the superior type.

[@syth406]

Derek Spiller *female INTJs 😉

[@kevinmichelb99]

I do feel superior.

[@stylishemerald3181]

Derek Spiller BOOYAH!!!

[@IncarnationOfNeutrality]

Damn right we are

[@foreveryoungblink8545]

10:21 Spot on! As an ENTP, I'm really turned off when my idea(s) are not as original as I thought. I also dislike myself when I have to copypaste things like when we were given a vocab homework in elementary, it's perfectly acceptable to search a dictio or Google the definitions and so I did for the sake of efficiency but I prefer to write the definition on my own without any 2nd hand infos which I also did a lot of times. Do other Ne doms strive for originality or that was just me?

[@luisfigueiredo4799]

ENTJ is spot on! I have literally said all of those things in just the past year. The chart for body types... Lmao I got in a lot of sh#t for that one.

[@IvyTeaRN]

"I really like people as a concept" I've unironically said this more than once

[@keroberos2781]

"Windows is clearly superior". WHAT? I think you meant Linux. Edit: Alright, all the tech stuff was wrong, lol. Yeah I'm INTP.

[@heatherbryant4197]

I'm fairly certain Alex was exemplifying how INTPs tend to start with evaluative judgement statements because they're J-leads. Your opinions may vary. The actual preference expressed doesn't matter so much for the purpose of the video. It could have just as easily been, "Cats are superior to dogs" or "Season 2 had better acting" or "taxonomical classification systems are incomplete." There's just a stereotype of INTPs being tech nerds interested in operating systems & programming.

[@keroberos2781]

@@heatherbryant4197 Yeah but it kinda ticked me off that *everything* tech related was wrong lol. Like the stylesheet language used for web isn't "CCS" it's "CSS". All those sorts of things.

[@heatherbryant4197]

@@keroberos2781 I do actually understand where you're coming from. I don't think Windows is superior either. But, people are entitled to their opinions, so, while you may believe any logical person would not agree with those statements, _theoretically_ there could be an INTP out there who believes Windows is better, for instance. Or, maybe she meant windows are superior to doors... at being _clear._ Ha! 😆😜 CCS could also refer to: Calculus of Communicating Systems (currency theory), Coded Character Set, Code Composer Studio (by Texas Instruments), Common-channel signaling, Custom Computer Services (C compiler), Computing Classification Systems, Cross-Currency Swap, or Cartesian Coordinate System, Common Core (math) Standards, Combined Charging System, Community Combat System, hell, even Candy Crush Saga! _in theory._ Use your Ne! 😇

[@keroberos2781]

She mentioend HTML and then CSS I think it's the logical next step, so to speak. Anyway, I get what you're trying to do.

[@heatherbryant4197]

I was half joking, though to make a point. Yay, another failed attempt at being funny! 😅 You're probably right about CSS but I see it as an honest mistake. Maybe if I were a programmer it would get under my skin, but it doesn't really bother me. 🤷‍♀️

[@seagulllover1782]

im an intp and u did portray me very well

[@entropy8000]

ENTP- i usually use more finesse and am usually pretty good at softening a blow if i want to (i.e. "guiding" someone in a new direction of my influence) some other things i would say: ugh i cant decide where i want to eat, i could see both sides, its so frustrating that..., wheres the logic in that?, why would someone do *blank* when they do *blank* anyway?, i know i was just thinking that, i was on reddit, i was on youtube, i watch a LOT of youtube, youre probably an ENFP, have you taken a personality test before? (I make EVERYONE take it), that makes me so mad, the internet is my tv, ill bet *blank* happened because *blank*, i think you want *blank* instead of blank*, how does that even make sense?, did you think of *blank* and then it lead to *blank* (tracing someones thought patterns) ... just some ideas.

[@mjade1673]

😄✌ I think you want blank instead of blank... Every enfp I've known has done this to me 😄 (i know this is entp examples) Heres one of my enfp stories :) An enfp at my work was convinced i'ld like another job better and that she needed to rescue me from some perceived misery. I should include that she had come to this conclusion without me and before speaking with me about it. She then asked me several times if it was work that was a prob for me. (I was kinda stuck at the time knowing i needed another breakthrough after getting a divorce then going gluten free and then subsequently discovering all my other food allergies). I had told her its not the job several times. One day i finally said okay sometimes im not sure its work but all i mean by that is that I've explored it. I doubt its work and heres the reasons for both arguments. Oh my gosh after that i was hit with the rudest campaign! Lol. Not sure if she just wanted to eliminate some competition. Lol. Which is not an example of enfp, just an example of human behavior. I did think it was interesting if it was a case of attempted sabotage would an enfp do that face to face? As your "friend". And would that maybe not be their favorite choice but merely the role they are familiar with. 👍 For reference i'm infp

[@entropy8000]

Melanie Jaid im sorry! Thats a bummer. I get along with them Pretty well because im surrounded by ENFP/INFP/ESFP (so many-- i just attract them haha) women in my life and usually the ENFPs understand my processes and humor the best my ENFP cousin is close to my age and people thought we were fraternal twins. Ive definitely dated an ENFP that was immature and treated me poorly so ive seen the contrast! Good luck :)

[@bluepheonix2234]

I am just now realising that most of our woes stem from being NTs, the other letters are pretty much irelevant. NT and you're down for the count, nobody understands you OR is reasonably understandable (cry-laughing in NT)

[@heatherbryant4197]

A part of me resents the fact that INTPs are stereotypically depicted with glasses (and plaid button-up shirts) 🤓. I have 20/16 vision, thank you very much! 😅 Other than that, pretty damn accurate. "Correlation is not causation" is one of my favorite slogans. I'll admit, I do find Te users frustrating. Apparently I'm not the only one with that bias. ENTJ was hilariously accurate as well. 😂 I can tell you're uncomfortable acting, but even though the discomfort in your delivery was palpable, the content was gold. Great job!

[@ddoyle3856]

i'm INTJ & "Correlation is not causation" is one of my favorite slogans too :)

[@lemons2300]

I don't agree with the "why would I make a list, I'd just end up losing it anyway" one. One of INTP's infamous hobbies is organizing their thoughts.

[@appletree6898]

Yeah, the inevitability of losing the list doesn't prevent me from making one either. (INFP)

[@heatherbryant4197]

@@lemons2300 I agree. I make lists all the time. But I make them in a note-taking app on my phone...as I expect many would nowadays... so losing it is not a real possibility. (Unless you accidentally delete it?) Even if I forgot I took a particular note or what I titled the document, I can search by keywords and eventually find it.

[@heatherbryant4197]

Any other INTPs here make Pro/Con lists about the person you're dating at the time? 😏😳😂

[@breakingthemasks]

Intp here, loved it! The relationship and feeling stuff = spot on. As was the logic stuff. Nice job :)

[@ddoyle3856]

lol very funny.. "oh you got engaged?... well is that something you want or...?" haha yes that would often be my thought but i usually know not to say it out loud... i just said today "how can ppl just not SEE [fill in the blank]?! anyway i say that everyday"...& no i don't text--why would i want to be available to ppl 24/7??!!!! you nailed it thanks for the laugh

[@mjade1673]

**Things ive heard my sister say, in multiples 😄✌

[@MrsThollo]

Once a co-worker told me she was pregnant and I asked how she felt about that. People gasped and stared at me. Luckily, I had a good reason: when a previous co-worker told myself and others she was pregnant, I feigned excitement and interest...then she told me she wasn't keeping the child while showing absolutely no emotion. Why should I waste my time faking care and excitement until I'm sure you care and are excited? 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@mjade1673]

@@MrsThollo sometimes ppl need doses of reality but they very seldom appreciate that 😇👍

[@ellieb.1231]

Twana H Right?! Years ago a friend said she was getting engaged, by TEXT (thanks for stripping even tonal cues for me, bruh), and so my response was "What is the context?" She then called me and burst into tears because it was a thing with her traditional Indian family and something something Brahmin and something something visa and I was the only one who didn't assume she had to be happy and she knew she could trust me and something something legal advice and I was like o_o "…so I was right to ask for context. Um, gimme a second to absorb the… that. The legal part I can respond to more immediately." I think it took over 10 minutes for me to *ask* how she FELT about any of it but in my defense it was *kinda clear* even by my emotionally retarded standards.

[@AzalDaniel]

11:55 going into rabbit holes and not taking notes is on point

[@jacobbaumgardner3406]

"Why would I make a list I would end up losing it anyways." Oh my God when I heard that I was like yes. I'm intp, I keep telling everyone that. I thought it was just me.

[@dasiavou]

when the flannel and glasses came out, I knew I was about to be personally attacked

[@SunitaSingh-lm7hw]

(ENTJ) Do I speak this much ????? Yeah maybe 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@jonathancamacho388]

Good effort- My favorite line is " I really like people as a concept" :) This was fun. Something I say a lot is "How can we add value to this (noun)?" I don't usually say "noun" but you already understand substitutions. As a INTJ this is my go-to optimizer statement for everything. At least it leads me to all the other fun topics.

[@LanaMarie]

I consider myself an INTP, but I related sooo much to your ENTP depictions. Body language, speech pattern, infinite most random ideas... Oh, and a note on the body language; it's a huge thing, yes! Good job capturing that, there is so much hand gestures, figetting and mimicry when they're being sarcastic! I actually think it was a tad underdone for a real ENTP :)

[@coqvaillant7806]

Maybe you are mistype? You know it's a common thing for shy/not very outgoing ENTP to believe themselves INTP. I don't know you but I advice you to reflect on the subject if you relate more on the ENTP caricature 🙂

[@LanaMarie]

thanks for the reply... yeah, i've been everywhere between INTP, INFP, ENTP and ENFP lately... sometimes the more you know starts hurting you more than benefiting you and everything that you've learned about mbti seems to merge together into nothingness. I constantly and continually re-examine myself, but whenever i do something that's not "characteristic" of my presumed type, i have doubts.

[@coqvaillant7806]

Yeah, I could relate on all what you said... I reached the same conclusions too... more I learn about MBTI the more I'm lost. I can't figure out my type even if I'm pretty sure to be INxx (mostly INTx) with a good degree of ambiversion which makes me very "unique". But I think it's possibly a Ne thing. Ne loves see possibilities even for personalities (What can I be?). I recommand you this blog if you want more insights about functions and got a not biased view about types and sterotypes: mbti-notes.tumblr.com/theory#part1 It helps me a bit. (Sorry if my english sounds weird, it's not my first language)

[@LanaMarie]

thanks, yes, i think i've come across this page before, it's quite useful. I've been through the whole conundrum of taking every possible mbti/cog function test, comparing results and looking for constants, reading about mbti and how functions manifest in different positions, asking for typing on reddit, posting a type-me video here on youtube, watching youtube videos... in short, yes, it's a journey heh. But I think Ne is a good guess; not wanting to close the window of possibilities and reach a conclusion when new information is constantly coming your way.

[@coqvaillant7806]

We exactly do the same things (take many tests about functions, mbti or even enneagram/big five, read a lot about the theory, ask for a typing... Except the type-me video because I'm not very at ease with my body so, show it to strangers, no thanks...). I think we are addicted to. I correlate mbti to all what I do, see, hear and so on. What's your enneagram type? I'm a clear 5 (with four wing) so it leaves me few possibilities (INxx or ENTP even if it's an extroverted type, there is about 20% of extroverts who are fives and many are ENTPs because they are the less extroverted of extroverts). Knowing your "enneatype" can reduce the possibilities to some... If you're four, I doubt you can be T for example. But maybe you can't figure out your enneagram too? About the "'Ne theory", I've read that INFPs are more prone to do that because of their Fi-dom. They love project their fantasies into their identities and switch with them.

[@cygnet6]

XNTP here. I literally tried to take out my contacts when they were already out once. It wasn't my proudest moment.

[@nathanexplosion743]

Same, but more than once

[@eldritchautomaton]

Wow. INTJ was surprisingly accurate. Good job.

[@stephenholmes9386]

The INTP "Why?" kept cracking me up so much... Glad you used some of my ENTP examples too :D

[@usingforposting]

When ppl ask me: "How is your day?" I need some time to think about it, every time. Sometimes I don't understand why I don't how is my day, LOL

[@RogueTangent]

I laughed so hard. I have never seen a more accurate caricature of myself! This INTP thanks you.

[@b.sharp.]

*sigh* It's so lonely (long pause)... at the top

[@AsasinoManik]

6:31 INTJs: ...Why does nobody sees the things like I do when it is so obvious.... Others: Yeah it is, but it's not.

[@izak_fouad]

INTJ part was perfect, thank you 👌👍

[@rickandrygel913]

ENTJ: Everything has to make sense, why doesn't everything make sense? Me, an INTP: Because you are lacking. Trust me, everything makes sense.

[@konanekonyaan]

"why would i want to make myself available to people 24/7" if this doesnt completely describes me then what does

[@severussnape6238]

"Where did I put my glasses?" *sits down on the sofa because they're to lazy to keep searching* *hears something cracking* "...that is the 3rd time this year"

[@swanhtet2482]

I really cracked up once u got to the intp part. I made a code for.. and the why questions tho hahaha

[@musashi1115]

One time I was late for work because I got so caught up playing Final Fantasy IX that I completely lost track of time, and I yelled at my nephew to help me find my glasses... the ones I had on... while combing my hair in front of a mirror... Definitely one of my most INTP moment ever.

[@MissLida]

I am Intp/Entp (maybe slightly more of an E on the percentage) but these were pretty accurate.. Especially being unable to choose and seeing the truth in everything, so true for me oh my god. Also losing glasses like that has happened to me all 3 ways and getting distracted online CONSTANTLY by random weird things and trying a bunch of online courses *face palm.* I'm always distracted, questioning, and changing my mind and thats probably why I'm here living with parents at 22 and can't get my shit together.

[@vqeevapes3559]

SAME

[@wizardshelpdesk6677]

In a word your performances were... Brilliant. Keep it up. I really saw your characters. Each one had their own mannerisms and style. Once again really we done.

[@mjade1673]

Ohmygosh i can't believe yall included that✌ my mom, intp, is *always* talking about her hormones controlling her 😄😄, since i was little even

[@aimidesu235]

When an intp questions if she is an intp therefore till today she still doesnt what she is

[@KeishaPlnt]

INTJ....but quite a few of the ENTJ apply. "that makes no sense... " So me. 🤣😂

[@taniabarry3928]

Lol you did awesomely!!! I'm an ENTJ and I felt like you were quoting me at some parts lol love it

[@CasualCognition]

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[@BahreahTheAll-Knower]

Funny, I do see myself in there. I'm an INTP, but I do have to say that no self respecting INTP would say that windows is better. (We all use Linux :) ) I suppose a better one would be "What's better? Blackarch or Kali?" Or if you REALLY want to impress an INTP then say "What's better? Linux or MenuetOS?". Trust me they will love you if you bring up MenuetOS, it's a bit of a hidden gem in the computer world. ;) Just tell them "I've got a MenuetOS VM installed on my Suse native!" and I guarantee, you've pulled!

[@naberima11]

as an entp i 1000% agree w this,, 10/10