Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 14

[@therach1]

"I'm goin' to TJMaxx to see if there's something I can't live without!!" Goodness... I've never felt so called out in my life!!! :D

[@shakarussanders9911]

I've seen her on a TV show or movie and i can't figure out which one🤔! I do the same at Tj maxx😃

[@kelsiehogan576]

It took me a minute too! She was on Hit The Floor :)

[@angelmichelli9824]

Rachel Bigbie lol

[@ms.melissa1384]

Me too but its usually Walmart or Belk's for me.

[@crowyojoeseamus5454]

Gotta love Kat the blonde gal from Mississippi

[@KimberlyGreen]

🤣🤣🤣 "If sex were fast food, she'd have arches over *her* bed." Now THAT is a claws-out put-down right there. Dayum!

[@cj92akl]

Taken from Dixie Carter as Julia Sugarbaker on "Designing Women", I do believe.

[@mannyistheman2221]

LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@mannyistheman2221]

Whoever you're making this statement to, you're basically calling them a whore 😂😁

[@roadmaster720]

double cheese on that fur burger with 1000 island dressing under the arches. at my old age of 65 you take what you can get.

[@roadmaster720]

double tease,tease-- please,please. the clown says you WILL have a orgasm as defined in his sop of loving with no deviation from same at the arches.

[@TONYMUNANTHONY]

"...up at da Walmart..." still cracks me up.

[@bailey4113]

As a West Virginian it makes my heart happy to see y’all include a West Virginia girl in your videos! And country roads will be played at my funeral!

[@TamaraWoods]

I was coming here to say the same thing!

[@dianethornhill3651]

I just attended a funeral last month here in California where Country Roads was played.

[@decker8202]

My mom's getting When Country Wasn't Cool by Barbara Mandell!

[@heidihudgins4793]

I wish ya’ll had said “WV Native” before her name like in the other videos. Unless she isn’t one- then pick me next time! 💁🏻‍♀️

[@wshill2]

Only a WVian would know some of the those lines. Made me smile. I heard heard "Country Roads" in Leicester Square in London UK in April. Made me smile too. maybe a tear also.

[@rahoward89]

"He's so evil he could haunt a house." OMG what an amazing line

[@KamikaziRainDrop]

"Are ya'll be-in'-have?" YES! LoL This is dead on.

[@theironcraftergaming7401]

And would you please explain this one to me I've never heard it before. I don't understand it and I am a southerner born-and-bred

[@KamikaziRainDrop]

@@theironcraftergaming7401 They mean to say, "Are you behaving?" meaning "Are you behaving well?" But, it often comes out as "Are y'all bein' have (with the A in Have being long, like in the word Late)?" I have heard this and even said this without meaning to a thousand times as a born and raised southern woman. LoL

[@KamikaziRainDrop]

@@theironcraftergaming7401 Maybe it's only heard in certain pockets of the South? I'm from Virginia and that's where I have always heard it.

[@rebeccamiller1830]

"You don't need a football game to tailgate." YES!

[@leahwestrum6875]

“‘There ain’t nothing open after midnight ‘cept’ legs and hospitals.’” - 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣ROTFL

[@weebitfluffy]

I paused after that one cause I was laughing so hard!

[@AnunnakiThe1]

yes yes lol that was funny

[@roadmaster720]

sounds like the small mississippi town i live in. no nightlife here and i'm too old to worry about it anyway !!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😈

[@t.thompson8985]

Grew up hearing that one too often.

[@chellebelle914]

And white castle, according to the way my mom used to say it 🤣

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

_"Her skirt is so short, she couldn't bow her head in prayer."_ _"Her bedroom's easier to get into than community college."_ _"If sex were fast food, she'd have arches over her bed."_ _"There ain't nuthin' open after midnight 'cept legs and hospitals."_ *_LMAO!!!!_*

[@mjz4043]

I asked a granddaughter how in the world she could even bend over in that short dress and she showed me how you squat down instead. Wish I had know that phrase then? That would have knocked her over.

[@water-9]

That was funnier than a cross eyed turtle falling in love with an army helmet.👍❤✝️ greetings from PA.

[@Robbie_S]

Lmao this is good 😂

[@rdgraygalta]

Took me a second, but that’s a funny one.

[@ajcarr1965]

Good try for a yankee. 🙌

[@kadumalot5]

"You're so spoiled salt can't save you" 😂😂😂

[@kennethevans4056]

Who else came here to see what was on sale up at the walmart

[@Hextraordinary13]

LITERALLY the funniest part of every sketch.

[@samanthaking828]

😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roadmaster720]

i don't give a rats ass as to whawt's uuup at thay wawwllmort fer sayle, i'll shop amazon and ebay for what i need including fleet enemas thank you very much.

[@jossynda]

ME!!!!

[@jossynda]

david wells that's saline Emma's, thank you very much! 😂😂

[@SquizzMe]

"Many good flowers get chopped up by associating with weeds" ...yes ma'am.

[@slapdaddyj]

Love that saying! So true!

[@catwoman1263]

I'd never heard that one before, but there's a lot of wisdom in that statement. Will be using this on my girls for sure.

[@SquizzMe]

@@catwoman1263 I think most cultures will have a variation of this proverb, with the same meaning. Great for parents indeed, good on you!

[@heidihudgins4793]

Ours was “ya lie down with the dogs, ya get the fleas!”

[@buffymcmuffin5361]

Wisdom!

[@cassandrabrookover3085]

He couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a pocket full of pardons. 🤔👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@buffymcmuffin5361]

My favorite too

[@travwilson7827]

To me one of the great element of the direction of your videos is that each time (and I mean each time) I feel like I’m joining the vignette in the middle of the conversation. These vignettes are not just people saying southern idioms. Each vignette is so well prepared and then they are integrated together. Always a hoot and alway well done. Thanks!

[@jamiemartin274]

You're absolutely right, and that is what draws it together. I'm glad there are so few of these, since it takes some time to produce each one. The community aspect of the comments is always a real joy as well.

[@thomdantzer1753]

I love y'all. I'm a Yankee but one of my favorite people in my life was a neighbor that moved to Indiana from the beautiful hills of Virginia as she would say. She taught me to make southern cornbread baked in an iron skillet of coarse. Not the sweet mix in a box that ya whip up in a jiffy, plus many southern faves. Thanks y'all for bringing up some beautiful childhood memories. Thanks to you too Miss Kathy. God rest her beautiful soul. So glad I stumbled upon y'all. God bless

[@brucedowns3397]

“Her bedroom’s easier to get into than community college”. Goldmine.

[@beccadarin758]

I live for what Julia finds at the Wal-Mart

[@roadmaster720]

you ladies can have whut's up at the walll-mort. i'll stay home and order from amazon, thank you very much. i just a dumb man.

[@redheadshortie7854]

Same

[@ajcarr1965]

@@roadmaster720 That ain't no dang fun a-tall.

[@kathyunderwood1718]

These videos makes me happier than a pig in a mud waller.

[@margaretguillory]

This was so true and so funny I watched it twice and still laughed out loud at, "Her skirt is so short, she can't bow her head pray."

[@stepfunny226]

Margaret Moon “If that skirt gets any shorter, she’s gone have to powder two more cheeks!”

[@roadmaster720]

here in the south, they will be at least one woman at every funeral like that. you can almost visualize the arches on top of her cameltoe and that naughty thing saying please, please double tease,tease y'all.save your short skirt for pookie's bar and grill located on the bad end of town.

[@colormedubious4747]

"What kind of Coke y'all want?" "Sprite if ya got it."

[@chibamoon6410]

Glad it's a southern thing lol

[@MasterMichelleFL]

I LOVE Y'ALL!! Y'all make me happier than a brown bear at a city slicker's campsite. 💚💚💚

[@mikemullay5622]

"That woman is one biscuit short of a picnic!"

[@SquizzMe]

"They got saline enemas on sale up at the Wal-Mart" LOL

[@mannyistheman2221]

Julia I think should become a spokeswoman for Walmart

[@mannyistheman2221]

Why does Julia need all those enemas 🤔😜

[@roadmaster720]

@@mannyistheman2221 she's full of shit

[@stellingbanjodude]

Hilarious, when we were growing up I had a cousin that every time he got a sniffle his Mama’d give him an enema ! Hahahahaha funny times

[@alnonymous2482]

@@roadmaster720 Not since she got them saline enemas on sale up at the Wal-Mart.

[@AMoniqueOcampo]

Y'all need to do a holiday special. Make it a Southern Christmas!

[@nicolelandry7463]

They have one,I can't remember if it's a shit southern women say or one of their dixie download videos.

[@jonathanjackson7020]

Dixie Download 4

[@essd5000]

i was JUUUUUST thinking that😅

[@rshrsh5420]

My Dad used to tell us to "Stop all that whooping, yellin and hollering or "Stop that crying before I give you something to cry for"

[@bookgirl2]

"People in hell want ice water"...lol! That was my momma's goto. And now i catch myself saying it!

[@bltbree]

Go get me a switch of that tree and it better be the right one.

[@jettahammond2916]

My mom used to say that and just the thought of that saying makes me cringe 😂

[@runner6500]

Kai Evans "Off, not of" Says the perfect human being.

[@runner6500]

My Grandmother would say that. And it was way back in the '50s.

[@bookgirl2]

Making you get your own switch was just insult to injury

[@bltbree]

Kai Evans yes I know. Autocorrect

[@rachelolsen3428]

I went to Liberty and I'm oddly proud it got mentioned. My whole family loves these videos!

[@The44Irish]

Ladies, you got this northern boy laughing real hard.

[@randallstrozier7097]

I tell you what. Anyone wants to know about southern living really needs to watch these videos. My knee hurts, I done smacked it so much. Love you ladies.

[@BethMDowney]

This one only worked back in the days of low-rise jeans: "If her jeans were any lower they'd be folded up in a drawer at home."

[@Tina06019]

Excellent! You could still use it with some men (the ones who somehow think they don’t need a belt).

[@ChronicChristy]

Beth Downey that made me laugh!! 😂

[@maureentuohy8672]

Yayyyy a new SSWS! Sending lots a love from Chicago...well at lest it’s the SOUTH SIDE of Chicago! PS “I wouldn’t wave at her if my arm was on fire!” “Ain’t nothin opened after midnight but legs and hospitals” The best lines get.

[@sammalone7352]

Oh finally! It’s getting close to Christmas and I needed to know what’s for sale up at the Walmart to finish my shopping list. Saline enemas for the kids this year!

[@maxingham9139]

My wife uses the expression "That's uglier than homemade soap"

[@kennystultz4109]

I can die a happy man now - y'all mentioned Tudor's Biscuits AND Jennifer Garner in one line! Thanks for the West Virginia love! Country Roads! :)

[@ltcajh]

Lousiana: "Why you a-squalerin'?" "I'm goin' to the poppity".

[@maryc6189]

Welcome back! Brings home to my heart. I miss the deep South so much!

[@gretchenbarr1578]

So Sothern true: "If you don't remember your manners , ever'body else WILL..."

[@bumblebeebob]

Well strike up the band and play Who'dda Thunk It. Lol. I'm in tears here.

[@greggriffin8020]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha....this one was pretty good. "I wouldn't get out of the electric chair to go to her funeral." Ha ha ha ha....

[@nikkil764]

Now what self respecting Southerner wouldn’t have their Yeti monogrammed? Picking out your signature font is a Southern woman’s critical decision right behind picking her china pattern.

[@heidihudgins4793]

Not all us is as high-falutin’ as ya’ll! We gotta get them RTIC ones... or even them Ozark Trail on sale up at the Walmart this week.

[@jeanettapocius2286]

@@heidihudgins4793 Still gotta have that monogram though! 😉

[@NYD666]

@@heidihudgins4793 we all know, because we dont have the same camo pattern

[@eileenwelter90]

So happy y’all posted a new one. Can y’all do a southern women at a baby shower?

[@stevecraig3004]

OMG. I don't know if I could stand that... all these videos make me hyperventilate as it is!

[@70sstreetracergal61]

Oh good Lord I can imagine 🤦‍♀️

[@redheadshortie7854]

Yes

[@jimself9395]

I don't care who you are, that there would be funny ! ..

[@carolglover3582]

All the games...

[@jettahammond2916]

I couldn't click play fast enough when I got the notification of a new episode

[@stevstone40]

I'm from Tennessee so this is just regular everyday conversation to me

[@Denise-ob8dk]

Facts

[@free22]

Franco Cavalli I’m lost too. I’m lost too. Never knew people like this existed. Not from the South.

[@free22]

Franco Cavalli I guess this video is about the ones without the manners.

[@Denise-ob8dk]

@Franco Cavalli Thank you! Lol

[@deannakinsman6790]

Me too...😂😂😂

[@captainskippy6622]

So glad y’all are back! Missed you ladies! BTW, my momma was raised in a mill village and her favorite saying was people in hell want ice water.

[@aimeecantrell3546]

I’m a direct descendant of the Hatfields, too! Thanks for all the West Virginia love. 💛💙

[@melaniesmith3809]

I was told we were descendants of both the Hatfields and the McCoys! 😲

[@missipenix]

Soon as the street lights come on, no matter what time it actually was or why I was asking: **"Only thing out there this time a night is criminals and call girls, which one you try'na be?"** Didn't matter if I was sixteen and had a feminine emergency (rl example), the street lights were on so my butt was staying home.

[@runswithsoda]

I feel like I just watched every episode of Designing Women on fast forward.

[@virginiagirl6628]

I love y'all! I grew up hearing people in hell want ice water when we wanted something and the adult wasn't going to give it! And meaner than a two headed rattlesnake was for someone really bad. I am so happy to see another video!

[@Auburn36801returns]

Mama says that to me all the time when I whine for some,"People in hell want ice water."

[@artrolf4223]

"Well, that's enough to make a Preacher swear!"

[@redheadshortie7854]

Can I steal that one

[@artrolf4223]

@@redheadshortie7854 yes, you have my permission, (bless your heart)

[@alexlewis8143]

West Virginia in the house!!!!!!

[@ErinMTexas]

I TOTALLY LOVE it!! Miss WVA is awesome!!! Thanks y'all!

[@douglasvilledarling2935]

Loved the DAR line! My ancestors came from Virginia beginning in the 1600s and moved to Tennessee in the 1800s. Have enjoyed learning about my heritage. The the community college line also

[@eventsperson5465]

Well, now, something else to be grateful for this Thanksgiving: another hilarious video. Thank y'all!

[@Jasmony]

I have watched every video about 50 11 times. Thank y'all for postin' a new one

[@kristinaandthegerman4554]

As a Texan living in Tennessee, I approve of this message. And so would my Mama, God rest her soul.

[@sugareehoughtaling9374]

Yay!! So glad y'all remembered that West Virginia is "Southern "!! Or at least the bottom half is. Lol. Talk at ya later!!

[@frauki754]

Most amazing!!! Love that y'all posted a new video. Southern flavor for my German roots!

[@LuthorvilleCA]

The fact talented, angelic, witty, luminous, Katherine Bailess doesn't have a ring on her finger is one of life's great mysteries.

[@johnbuono9475]

Yankee here- lived in north Florida 30 years ago for 2 years and brother these ladies take me back. A completely different culture than from my home in Buffalo. But we’re all Americans and that’s what makes us great! Did learn to say “yes sir/ ma’am to folks and never forgot. And the food……the best

[@robertscott2210]

We've waited a lonnnnngg time for this, thank you. 😁👍

[@bieuxyongson]

These just keep getting better!

[@Alan.Endicott]

I used to know a tiny older lady that would say, "Oh, when he said that to me it just set me free."

[@BOSDELL5]

I'm gonna tell my mamma an em heyyyyy

[@Thomas828]

Hi from Ireland! I'm glad you've done another video packed with Southern sayings! I was starting to think you'd retired. Thanks for proving me wrong!

[@frankmarra7380]

I was married to a girl from Alabama, and she was so sweet when she used to say some of the things that you girls say ,, I love it , keep it up please

[@pastrychefalfred876]

Yay!!!! I marathoned the other episodes Saturday!!!!!

[@ginasellers3207]

I was SO happy when this popped up on my "suggested videos"! I love these!

[@vamplestat666]

Thar’s a sale on (insert random item here) up ta the Walmart

[@sisi11122]

You got it Sean! I always wait to hear what's on sale at Walmart.

[@lovelysasha6885]

Always a classic! Keep em comin!

[@douglasweller9709]

4 dislikes ? There must be something wrong with those folks. Love you !

[@gailrobinson2688]

They don't understand Bless their hearts, cuz they ain't from around here ❣️😂😂😂

[@777smitty4]

passell of yanks

[@redheadshortie7854]

Its dem damn Yankees

[@massacmongo995]

Yeah damn Yankees

[@johnniles2715]

Must be woke

[@chelle5049]

My nanny used to have the cutest little saying if she thought somebody was being sneaky and had a little grin on their face.....he’s grinning like a possum at pokeberry time lol!!!

[@pinkladybikermamma3603]

JUST THE HUMOR I NEEDED TODAY! THANKS.

[@vindictive76]

Thank y'all for adding a West Virginia girl to the lineup!!

[@RagtopRoads]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen one of these. I’m really glad you brought it back.

[@masteroftheuniverse9929]

Thank you ladies!! I always get a kick out of your videos.

[@bachagaloop7875]

Y'all ladies are simply the best!

[@JayneNicoletti]

I can watch this over and over.

[@hollymitchell4366]

West Virginia reppin! Love it ladies! 💙💛 lets gooooooo Mountaineers!

[@samanthashleser1954]

Thanks for adding West Virginia. I felt right at home. Come on down y’all.

[@BONNYRIGG]

I'm cryin!!! Best one yet!!!

[@bestdressed03]

These are the most charming southern accents ever!! I love these videos so much lol.

[@bens.4420]

I have had a really rough day today and I needed this.

[@mitchisaak969]

Bless your hearts ladies, y'all made me laugh 'till I cried !!!

[@jossynda]

I was WAITING to see what was "on sale up at the Walmart"! 😂😂

[@jenniferstephens21]

Hilarious and Southernly truthful as always!

[@lucasblanchard47]

As a North Carolina born and Texas raised Southern man, I absolutely LOVE these videos! I’ve heard SO MANY of these throughout my life! Love from Texas, y’all!!!

[@LivingOpera]

My hubby is from NC and he thinks this was the best one ever!!! I agree!! :-DDDDD

[@lnytita6763]

Oh my, I could have used some of these at the job I just quit!!!! That would have been priceless. LOVE all the fashion, ladies!!!

[@alvaroromero2851]

They need to make more!!! 😂🤣

[@pamelaburks8695]

It amazes me how many these I do know and some I'm gonna use now. I've got a mix of Kentuky and Tennesse lol but live in Va county that's 15 mins from Ky and WV. I love my accent I'd never try change. Girls you guys sure are awsome. Keepem coming now.

[@n3Cr0ManCeD]

Never get tired of these....

[@EveIsJustMyBlogName]

Y’all, it’s “knee high to a GRASSHOPPER”! lol

[@kathynicholson103]

No, its "knee high to a boll weevil"! 😅🤣

[@tomfreimann7105]

So glad there is a new one!! I have missed y’all!

[@theduman77]

"Bout time y'all ladies got a good ol' West Virginia girl on there! It done my heart good to hear the name "Tudor's Biscuit World" on somethin' other than a commercial!

[@belindaroney]

Glad you're back with another episode!

[@guylane4541]

Love it !!! Great way to put a smile on everyone’s face

[@sherrylhenning5630]

Oh Lordy, lordy…….y'all y'alls took me straight back to 'Lose-ee-ana' for a good belly laugh! Ah got tears rollin'! Thanks for brighten up my bizzzy day!

[@TooMuchBike]

"The Southern Pour" oh yeah..... ;)

[@Lainabell1496]

OMG YESSSS I MISS WATCHING THESE VIDEOS! THANK YOU!!!