Shady Massages & Chilaquiles with Felipe Esparza, Ken Flores | Something’s Burning | S3 E15

Comedian Felipe Esparza and his buddy, up-and-comer Ken Flores, stop by the kitchen for an epic conversation including the best fast-food joint, getting arrested for a food fight, how Felipe saved the life of a rabbit, and a hot debate on the similarities of gangs and fraternities. There’s not one, but TWO massage parlor stories… oh, and I’m making Felipe’s vegan chilaquiles recipe. | Something’s Burning | S3 E15
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CHILAQUILES - beauties
TOMATILLO SAUCE
* Tomatillos
* Onions
* Garlic cloves
* Jalapeños
1. De-husk and then boil tomatillos for about 15 mints.
2. Char jalapeños, onions, and garlic on stovetop
3. Combine everything into a blender and blend until smooth
4. Salt and pepper to taste.
VEGAN CHILAQUILES
* Liquid plant-based eggs (Just Egg)
* Tortilla chips; the thicker the better
* El Pato sauce (yellow can - 27 oz)
* Tomatillo sauce
* Non-dairy shredded mozzarella
* Non-dairy feta crumbles (Follow Your Heart)
* Black Salt
1. Add oil to two different pans; add chips to both and move around pan to coat.
2. Pour liquid eggs all over chips, starting on the outside of the pan and working your way in.
3. Using tongs, move chips all around to ensure they’re coated with egg
4. Sprinkle generous portion of black salt; move chips around to make ensure seasoning is well distributed.
5. Cover one pan of chips with El Pato sauce; continue mixing around the pan to coat.
6. Cover the other pan with tomatillo sauce; continue mixing around the pan to coat.
7. Add mozzarella cheese; allow to melt
8. Plate chips; sprinkle with feta cheese crumbles
Shady Massages & Chilaquiles with Felipe Esparza, Ken Flores | Something’s Burning | S3 E15
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[@Sillyoldgoose]

Anybody else included laughs when reading Bert's posts.

[@deecocoa]

Yeah guys, don't forget to buy his new vodka too... the alcohol will go great with the gambling! 🙄

[@codypickell9299]

@deecocoa honestly, it probably would lol. I won't buy their vodka, but good for them

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BERT IS PROOF THAT IF YOU ATTACH YOURSELF TO TALENTED PEOPLE YOU CAN BE SUCCESSFUL. HE'S A ALCOHOLIC LIAR WITH DOWNS SYNDROME AND MADE IT SOMEWHAT. PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO SEE HE SUCKS TICKETS ARE DOWN BUT A STROKE IS COMING AND MAYBE HE CAN HAVE A REAL STORY. RACIST DOWNSY P.O.S.

[@ClassicGameMusic]

Standing up while eating. Bad form.

[@jaimemauricio5526]

Dude, Felipe's sasquatch sweater is the shit! "My wife has a bachelor's and a master's degree, and once I get my GED we're going to be a power couple" 😂😂😂 yooo

[@Joe-oj4rh]

He wasn't playing either 😅

[@alyssablanco7417]

Lmaooo one of the best parts 💀Anyone have the time stamp on this? I’m trying to show someone as a reference, and I keep missing it🥲

[@coolarrow9564]

He used that at a show

[@mayravargas8205]

@@alyssablanco7417 29:13

[@rafaelyocupicio9960]

@@alyssablanco741729:10

[@felix7725]

“She has a bachelor’s degree and her masters degree, once I get my GED we’re gonna be a power couple” 😂😂😂

[@yourenotrelatable]

It’s fucking hilarious that Bert isn’t interrupting because he has absolutely NO similar stories! Now we know how to shut him up!

[@tomhays6400]

🤣🤣🤣

[@LocChicago5]

Felipe and Joey diaz crack me up when they are together cause they both have alot of similar stories LOL

[@ELSPOCK1]

thank god!!! thats why the donnel episode is one of my fav

[@samanthab1923]

Finally found his Kryptonite

[@bbuntin85]

except to compare frat life to gang life lol. Great Episode

[@i.ortega]

Man these guys are hilarious. Felt like I was hanging out with my Mexican cousins this entire episode 😂😂😂

[@alantorres106]

😂😂😂 even Bert was speechless this episode

[@desecrator8979]

As he should. Bert's stupid fake laugh and made up life stories with terrible jokes. Rogan spoiled this clown

[@jazzyfizzle0]

Cause these fools are actually funny

[@alfredochanocua2413]

It was epic

[@themediaonlychangestheweak3486]

​@@desecrator8979take it easy. No two comedians are equal.

[@esdeozzy]

Damn I guess I’ll watch it

[@dpd0028]

Possibly the best episode ever! Felipe kills me!

[@acchillin6813]

The only two men on earth to ever quiet Burt down long enough to hear a full story.

[@caesartijerino5051]

Exactly, take a breath Bert. Take a breath.

[@duraznorosado]

Felipe and Ken need their own movie review pod! 🙌

[@Dethikah]

I'm probably really late in saying Felipe reminds me of a mellower Uncle Joey Diaz 😂

[@douglasmijangos3327]

😂

[@LeoTheAmigo]

love them both!

[@cruelcimmcia859]

Like he’d lace you BUT on accident 😂😂😂 Joey Díaz does it ON purpose

[@DanielHernandez-dp7hr]

It's the laugh

[@noahmaroto]

You should watch all of their pods together if you already haven’t lol

[@loveistheanswer687]

28:10 are you diabetic? “No, but you get a black neck like this” lol 😂

[@_2315_]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Albuquerqueray]

Ken is underrated he’s gona be a bad ass comedian

[@Mohs904]

Ken moved faster with his girl than a lesbian relationship 🤣

[@MsBritanie73]

Felipe is the O.G. Mexican Theo. Both make me cry. Thank you for this episode!

[@alandaazn]

Felipe: I have a rabbit that just turned 8 years old today Ken: Today? Felipe: Today bro Ken: Take him chilaquiles 🤣🤣🤣

[@Left4d3adfreak1]

That part had me rolling 💀

[@Trucker_dave]

The show you didn’t want to end. Great shit

[@katrinayoder4547]

“My real kids, never even took em to a dentist”- best line

[@Sikmind520]

😂😂

[@OUTLAWinTX]

ANYTHING with Felipe is ALWAYS great!!

[@kylesells8579]

Great job not interrupting Bert best episode in a while

[@Sadvanah]

This is the best show in awhile I’m dying the whole episode 😂😂😂

[@NotPorn]

"Whoever can bite their ears, wins!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marcosvasquez6027]

If you know you know 🤣😂

[@christyreza9872]

Bert was not ready at all lmao 🤣 best episode

[@vero_7339]

😂😂😂 I felt Felipe when he said he loves crack he just doesn’t smoke it anymore, cuz same

[@josemadera3138]

My retirement plan is to smoke metg n coke all day until then I’ll stay clean lol 😂

[@antoinettedifilippo414]

When he said but my real kids I’ve nvr even taken them to the dentist I fuckin died 😂😂😂 best episode Bert’s done

[@druiz607]

Lmao for real I bet they hate the freaking rabbit.

[@cruelcimmcia859]

I genuinely love this series from Bert. He gives such a caring feeling cooking for his guests. It feels homey and very human. I feel included even as a silent observer with all the camera shots. Thank you camera crew, Bert and guests.

[@Marcusss17]

The stories at the end are the best 😂

[@hungrycoyotl]

“You were taking orders from a 14 year old who is a real killer” 😂😂😂

[@0nly714]

" Some the cooking with Felipe " Moves jaw side to side with bugged out eyes 👀 had me dead af😂😂

[@user-dz2dx2ud7z]

Solid episode...these guys are gold! Feels like hanging out with old friends.

[@JuanMartinez-gm3xe]

“Once I get my GED we are going to be a power couple” 🤣

[@jazzyfizzle0]

6:20 kens laugh when he heard Atkins died of a heart attack🤣

[@TheHerediachris1]

Seeing Burt make chilaquiles for felipe and Ken 😂

[@EverythingN.Nothing]

Felipe looking like El Grande Lebowski 😂

[@lokofreestyle5430]

Good 1😎

[@felipeesparza]

Over the line! 😂

[@DerrikN]

Ken killed that bottle, and was so honest. I would love to see the unedited version of this one. There were lots of chunks cut out of this one.

[@Diet.starts.tomorrow]

That’s not how you usually make chilaquiles, but that’s how Felipe makes chilaquiles. All love no hate here

[@bluezgrooves3999]

It’s more like a combination of Migas and Chilaquiles. Looked good though 👍🏼

[@tonym6566]

It’s vegan, plus Bert took out the Chiles too xD

[@thachocolategod]

Felipe and Ken had me DYYIINNG bro 💀💀💀

[@ericsanchez2952]

Wow wow wow…. Thanks for the laughs. That last 5-10 minutes omg 😆 ❤

[@shloppytoppy59]

Berts reaction when ken said he did meth on accident🤣🤣

[@15borunea]

There is many different ways of making chilaquiles. My favorite breakfast. 🇲🇽🇺🇸🇲🇽🇺🇸

[@timqueen9535]

Been watching from episode 1, by. Far 1000% best one ever

[@veroroman5045]

Bert saying " everytime I try to wrap it up, it gets funnier" 😂 yup that's the Mexican goodbye

[@badnewz3531]

This one is hilarious.....i mean damn these 2 are perfect together and Bret dont know what to do he juat having a life experience

[@asantillan1995]

Lmao I bet it needs salt Phillipe: I’ll let you know right now 😂

[@noahmaroto]

That crystal meth story had me cracking up😂😂😂

[@codypickell9299]

That should've been longer, that was awesome

[@jackyray6088]

We need more of these guys together. All three of them

[@TheChiefsDude0]

Best episode. Bring these guys back.

[@el_jefe509]

Hell yeah the Big Homie Ken Flores!! Ken getting a seat like this is amazing!!

[@keshiaknows]

This episode should've kept going 😂

[@MikeTrenche]

This was one of the best episodes 🎉

[@alfonsobarrera1759]

I'm in the waiting room in md anderson waiting on my wife to get a blood transfusión and these foos had me laughing...thanks for making these hard days a little easier. ❤

[@1-gz7xy]

Peace and love hope your family is doing okay

[@finjibuns]

Oh god that last 10 mins had me cry laughing. When he said he had to cancel his plans to see the nutcracker I couldn't breathe 😂

[@tfanning111]

Great episode! These guys had such good stories that Bert wasn’t shouting over everyone

[@caseysmith9349]

Felipe Esparza and Joey Diaz need to do a joint podcast. Glad I found Flores through this too. Bert was the guest. This episode stands out above all others. Great job guys.

[@suezeeeeee]

You can find episodes with them together on The What’s Up Fool Podcast and on Joeys podcast too.

[@caseysmith9349]

@@suezeeeeee for sure I know. I want them to have a weekly podcast

[@heribertogarza4335]

First time watching Bert’s show and it didn’t disappoint. Them foos started getting tipsey and kept getting funnier. Them stories are legends. And they were just scratching the surface

[@themediaonlychangestheweak3486]

👊💀👊😂☝️

[@GymAndSun]

What’s up foo?! Love Felipe! 😅 Nice Lakers Jersey Bert!

[@omegathirteen13]

For once, a positive comment!

[@thacoolbean]

Nothing foo

[@robeycoyote1589]

Hell yeah!!!!

[@s3s_]

Only episode I've watched This was HILARIOUS!

[@codedface]

I watched every second for Felipe and he killed till the last second. Dude is naturally funny.

[@raqueladame742]

Best episode ever!!!! 😂 haven’t had tears in my eyes from laughing in years

[@ericzapata8162]

Easily best episode yet.

[@chrisbratusa8451]

legendary episode . It says it all when Bert is at a lose for words. WOW

[@sarahslater6356]

Omg this was absolutely hilarious😂😂😂 I haven’t belly laughed that hard in a WHILE!! love watching this podcast! Love you Bert! 😊❤️your guests are always fantastic too. Every minute you went to end the podcast it just got funnier and funnier😂😂😂

[@AMHAPPY]

This Asian Mexican should open a restaurant! He’s a good cook I can tell.

[@mariarosas8386]

Best episode ever. EVER! Love for Felipe ❤️

[@antoinettedifilippo414]

Felipe is the Mexican Bert, He talked the entire time 😂😂 I’ve nvr heard less from Bert on any show. These dudes were funny af ❤😂

[@mandyfischer3133]

Funny AF , had me laughing out loud. Thanks for laughs. Damn what a good episode

[@MultiJtor]

51:42 this shit was EPIC BRO!

[@aaronmadden7583]

Screw this we want long form podcast versions of this. UNEDITED! 😂

[@kimr2352]

I need Felipe to review and recommend all movies😂

[@tkcaapi2876]

Felipes film suggestions at the end 😂😂😂😂😂😅

[@keithstapleton2087]

Felipe is underrated been a huge fan of his since 2010

[@rnatasia7]

The best yet!!!

[@florrodriguez2391]

This Episode was golden🙌🏽😂😂 never laughed so hard

[@paulinacuevas2364]

Love Ken and Felipe in this episode sooo funny!!!!

[@JoseRamirez-hp2tb]

Not really chilaquiles, but they are edible 😅

[@argotted]

Having a blast watching this

[@MajinSal]

Best episode foo!!!!

[@juancerda3323]

I got lucky enough to see felipe at the wise guys comedy club here in utah. Amd that foo is down to earth and chill. He was chillin at the bar taking pictures with people and roasting people and making everyone laugh and then he dapped me an my wife up and went on stage and had everyone rolling the whole time it was a dope day that day

[@juanortiz5350]

This was the laugh I needed. Great freaking episode. 👏

[@ethanvanderlinden8528]

Best episode hands down!! 😂

[@JCYajsab94]

Their laughs are iconic asf lmfao just that alone cracks me tf up!

[@crackyflipside]

My favorite episode you've done. Felipe Esparza is hilarious.

[@aldiasmaestrada2960]

This was great!! I wish it didn't end 😂❤

[@kickingitwithkevin1009]

Masters, Bachelors, GED = Power Couple 😂😂😂 fucking Felipe 🙌🏽

[@fredychicano654]

Came hear from the Brown dudes stayed for the jokes

[@dannyz1976]

Best episode 😂

[@reklai]

What I like about Felipe bro this guy everytime he talks it’s like he always confused or he talks like he forgets everything he finna say🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alyssablanco7417]

By far one of my fave episodes. This shit had me laughing so hard the entire time.

[@SirMaloPerformance]

Never laughed so hard in my life, 😂 "the part where Shaq cries!"

[@BentMode1989]

This episode was aaaaa baaaanger!!! 🫶🏽

[@BPH55]

“Once I get my GED it’s over! Ima talk at the bank now!” 😂

[@ulyguerra23]

Best episode to date this guys are genuine great comedian

[@3hotddelgadillo940]

Felipe Esparza is hilarious. Comedy show dates Por favor☺️

[@felipeesparza]

Felipesworld.com/tour

[@normaespinoza9143]

Hilarious episode. Can't go wrong listening to Felipes' stories.

[@aydaprieto8610]

This was soooo great!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@scarlotistic7241]

I’ve seen Felipe a bunch of times and it never fails I come out with my stomach hurting from laughing so hard about all the shit he says. He’s a natural. The last part about he never took his kids to see the dentist was the icing on the cake 😂😂😂 great episode Bert.

[@noelhuerta8309]

One of the best episodes for show

[@jcantonio3458]

46:40 im dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@lisalips2100]

I love all these comedians you guys are all badass

[@user-bz5xw7vc6j]

Best one yet!

[@sirhappy9315]

This set is much better than the other.