Shag / Marry / Kill

[@kingofthegeckos316]

There’s a whole cartoon series about why trying to kill tweety bird is a bad idea

[@DewMan001]

Wait what? Oh right, he has Sylvester the Cat doesn't he? Sylvester the Cat is to Tweety Bird what Wil E Coyote is to the Roadrunner

[@minion6192]

I Hate TweetY bIrd she just Won't DiE >:(

[@stupid-idiot-555]

eat a stick tweety bird is a girl?!?

[@TheBestGrapefruitGuy]

@Wet Johnny eat a stick said "she" instead of he. The dude who said "I Hate TweetY bIrd..."

[@dilo9277]

To kill a mockingbird?

[@bobblybeth0110]

I think you mean as king Henry VIII said: Bed, wed, behead

[@LAZYbOnEs-exe]

He did all three.

[@CocoaBeans101]

Divorce Beheaded Died Divorce Beheaded Survived

[@CocoaBeans101]

@@tomo_tc8049 SIX I assume?

[@prageruwu69]

DIVORCED. BEHEADED. DIED. *jazzy trumpets* DIVORCED. BEHEADED. SURVIVED.

[@Jay-ug8kl]

@@CocoaBeans101 divorce beheaded survived I'm Henry the 8th I had six sorry wives some may say I ruined their lives

[@Lenny-ue8hk]

Elliot: "could just tie him down" Tom and Eddie: *disgust followed immediately by interest*

[@checkmagik]

IN A CONCENSUAL WAY!!!!!!!!

[@Alex_Vir]

Isn't that just happening in Futurama like every time?

[@jellymemes2518]

When-

[@firstkeepitreel]

This is just grown men giving into their childhood fetishes

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am not a child I am the adult and my videos are vorteilcenter dolls

[@drskivient93]

ngl shaggy do be kinda thicc

[@I-Fuk-A-Monkey]

r/cursedcomments

[@Stinker0610]

I’m pretty sure EVERYONE finds zoidberg sexy.

[@jonosborne5300]

well I mean Eddie really wants to fuck all the duck's coincidence i think not

[@15oClock]

The real game is finding what will result in the shortest sentence.

[@stranger4537]

Extra points if you're living in a country where homosexuality is illegal

[@finnyboi5327]

@@stranger4537 that must suck cuz I'm gay. XD sorry, I actually am tho-

[@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990]

@@stranger4537 I'm looking at you kenya, you know what you did

[@shigekiyoyangu8065]

I was gonna like but i dont wanna change the facts its on 420 likes

[@15oClock]

Shigekiyo Yangu Nice.

[@Sam_virgo_96]

In the scooby doo universe shaggy is a multimillionaire so marrying shaggy is the correct answer don’t @ me

[@Trash-bd1cb]

He is also a god

[@jmurray1110]

which universe because shaggy and scooby get a clue is the only one i can think of and the image looks more like monster island so how does that jive

[@Sam_virgo_96]

It’s in most of the recent cartoon series’s like when they reveal his real name

[@m1_k3y3]

Marrying shaggy is always the right answer

[@lucash741]

Plus he has a dog! Instant marriage material

[@DJGURR]

Its kinda messed up because Troy' Mclure's actual voice actor was actually murdered by his wife in 1998. I don't think the boys realize the irony of their choice lol

[@TomSkaAndFriends]

oh fuuuuuck

[@epitomeofepic4919]

Came here to make this comment, glad someone pointed this out! XD (But yeah, I'm pretty sure they didn't realise this either...)

[@DaveP1991]

That's a big ooof right there

[@lucid4now]

@@TomSkaAndFriends yeah that's right

[@DrewSavo]

Just looked into this for context: It gets heavy from here so if you’re not ready for grizzly details please stop reading this. Phil Hartman (the Voice it Troy) was married to Brynn Hartman who was a mess: frequently took drugs (of all sorts), drunk in excess and also when intoxicated smacked her children around. It was also recorded by a friend that she ‘had trouble controlling her anger” and “got attention by losing her temper”. May 27 1998, Phil and Brynn got into an argument over her abuse where he threatened to leave her if she ever harmed their children again. At sometime that night (after 3am May 28th) whilst he slept, Brynn shot him 3 times. She then went to a friends house (whilst drunk and high on cocaine) and brought them over to show them the body. By the time the police arrived, Brynn had locked herself in her bedroom and committed suicide.

[@abre.c.e]

The phrase “killing tigger is committing genocide” is not something I expected to hear today

[@somerandolad]

I want that on a t-shirt.

[@Kilroy487]

Just saying, Shaggy is a track star, a pro-level golfer, an amazing chef, and he’s got like 5 rich uncles.

[@Miss.Ellie.Logan.]

​@@resyntaxthose are some small uncles

[@bananabanana484]

Don’t forget ventriloquist and master acrobat

[@vfanon]

I would marry Shaggy in a HEARTBEAT

[@tygoliv4157]

“First up is Brian Griffin, from the Simpsons!” - Elliot Gough

[@koroconnell]

*Gough

[@SoSheolH]

@@koroconnell goth.

[@friendswithaguy]

@@SoSheolH Gough. That's how his name is spelled

[@koroconnell]

@@SoSheolH Gesundheit

[@thisrandomnoob3681]

Someone said it finally lmao

[@15oClock]

My breaking point was Larry the Cucumber being a candidate. When you're raised Southern Baptist in the 2000’s, you don't just get over that.

[@theembercollective9640]

SAME DUDE

[@ezdiar]

Literally I was just looking for someone else in the comments who also grew up on veggietales so I wouldn’t be alone in that sentiment 😂

[@lukewarmlava2083]

I just need to ask, I could have sworn there was a movie where they were pirates. Am I crazy? Because I can't find that anywhere!

[@ezdiar]

LukeWarmLava haha oh yes, The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything

[@lukewarmlava2083]

@@ezdiar Thank you! That has been bothering me for years! I saw it once when I was 7 and I have thought about it a few times a year ever since

[@erusdearest]

"Guess who's farting." Tom, angling himself perfectly while making direct eye contact with Eddie, straining visibly as to assert dominance It was him

[@lordofpickles69]

I think it was Elliot because of the wiggle he did in his seat

[@astralmarmaux]

@@lordofpickles69me too

[@sabrathomas-gray4628]

I love how they've all just subconsciously established that they're bottoms... 😂

[@lgodproductions9064]

Sabra Thomas-Gray just a small part of the episode

[@catalyst455]

L God Productions approximately a third

[@psycane8462]

Nobody put any ducks near Eddie. Also, 1:24, based on their expressions, positions and personalities, that was definitely Tom.

[@axolotl0424]

With the A&A as context, Tom is the only one who can be left alone mear ducks

[@abanana]

I’m praying that Thomas the tank engine is here Edit:he wasn’t here and now I’m a n g e r y

[@thesquidalchemist]

a banana me too

[@bulbafettgo]

Well now they need to do a part 2

[@Mr.Trololo]

oh no, he A N G E R Y

[@jamesjett8128]

*Thomas the Tankin Dankin

[@jmurray1110]

@@jamesjett8128 of course the true love of thomas the tankin dankin and thomas the tank person

[@hannahlack1061]

Killing tweety bird is just putting him out of his misery. He's been tortured and had his life threatened every day and that's no quality of life.

[@cuppacofi1129]

He's probably into it

[@nanukanal1898]

Tweety is male?...

[@Cybetrexs]

But you cant kill tweety, hes immortal.

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

@@nanukanal1898 *What have you been doing?*

[@_obb_]

Tom: *posts any kind of video hoping not to get demonetized* KZbin: U tHoT

[@hoodlumscraggy1801]

Well I see one ad on the video

[@lulin2546]

shaggy is by far the most enticing option for cartoon marriage i've seen

[@imsogay8327]

@@petermarsella6537 oh no

[@nathanbreen5535]

This is how religions are created

[@n1ck563]

Hey, you could make a religion out of this!

[@mordy1075]

@@n1ck563 No don't

[@polysteveshusbandandboyfri644]

This is why religions are created

[@cohenrhinehart3477]

Yep

[@treyreeves4015]

I've slowly realized that Elliott just doesn't seem to know what anything is. He's an innocent child.

[@anonymouskitten4715]

Alternative name for the game: bed/wed/behead

[@noisytim]

AnonymousKitten47 THIS! That’s pretty clever!!

[@samurott103]

easy there henry

[@obliviousotterI]

@@samurott103 LISTEN UP LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

[@noisytim]

@@samurott103 nevaaaar!

[@twinkiesmaster69]

@@obliviousotterI ALL ABOUT HOW

[@badlydrawnavocado2569]

Nuuuuh boys, don’t engage in any kind of “shove up” lovemaking without a proper stabile base on the ... hrm... object of romance... Stuff has disappeared up people’s colon before and sometimes has to be removed through surgery...

[@juliaannaaugustyniak9605]

I have once read an article about a man who had to have emergency surgery because a cucumber slipped from his grip went... Up the... highway and ended up piercing his Intestine. Lovely article, really.

[@Cybetrexs]

@@juliaannaaugustyniak9605 i read an article about an old man who masturbated with a remington pump shotgun, climaxed, and accidentally pulled the trigger with his toe and emptied his organs out the top of his head.

[@justme-et3sr]

I mean, I've heard of a man that was masturbating by shoving a buzz lightyear toy up his ass and he accidentally clicked on the button that extended the wings... while the upper part of the toy was in there... so yeah, it got very much stuck in there

[@quackeey7592]

Surgeon: oh god, what did he shove up his a- LARRY!!!!!

[@3vil0vesy0u]

Content is one of the rare shows that actually make me laugh out loud sometimes. Larry the cucumber?? STOP.

[@didster199]

2:33 Could Eliot not have made the ring go round Marge's hair

[@ClownieFace]

Welcome to another episode of "How Gay Is Tom?"

[@lgodproductions9064]

Peyton Luna Very

[@wingedfish1175]

Tomska can have a little gay as a treat

[@Richgrappling]

I’m your 69th like. Nice

[@Ricocossa1]

I genuinely don't know, but he does have a fixation with the subject

[@ClownieFace]

@@wingedfish1175 Just as a treat though

[@mikejr7727]

"Shaggy has a bunch of resources?" "Explain" "He got a dog"

[@evo_is_confused]

Plot twist Eddy's wife is a duck and Rik is a human duck mutant child

[@spartacrazy]

"Apu f*s a lot. How many kids does he have? Many" Tom, are you aware how octuplets work? 😂

[@Desiremademanifest]

To be fair it did take him many many tried before he and Manjula (sp) gave up and started taking fertility pills... and then everyone else added doses on top of the two they had...

[@BigladSam]

1:27 my guess is Elliott, you can see it on his cheeky face

[@KillQuakeGamingAndMore]

"scooby dooby dooo" "the weeeed" i love you guys.

[@laurenambercla]

“Minnie Mouse” OooooOooOooOOOoooOooOoOOoooOOoooOoooOoOoooOOOOoooooOooOo

[@soda8429]

"No, it's a stuffed animal." Hot take: Tigger is a anime body pillow.

[@odysseusgaming7157]

Nk. That's it.

[@lucasrasmussen2836]

Take my like and leave

[@5AMUR-41]

You can very easily modify Tigger into a body pillow let's be fair

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottoms are made out of springs

[@enzoarcamone1673]

is that a short sleeve hoodie or a vest tom i need answers

[@Psithurisprout]

Its a vest

[@April_a26]

@@Psithurisprout *but its got a hood*

[@JessterTheFifth]

It's a hoodie with the sleeves cut off and a t-shirt underneath

[@froggiwoggi]

Enzo Arcamone yes

[@thedragonknightlord2732]

More importantly, where I can I buy it?!

[@tomchaney6085]

I feel while they came to the correct conclusion, we're really missing out on the real draw of Zoidberg: mouth tentacles

[@vermili0n9]

Mini-game answer: Elliot

[@NUGGet-3562]

I was very disappointed by the SpongeBob choice. You guys seriously didn't think about all the holes he has?

[@NUGGet-3562]

Thanks!

[@unsubscribenow9052]

eeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@5AMUR-41]

He's rich

[@mycupoftea583]

11:50 "tell him about the rabbits" "The hand shook violently, but his faceset and his hand steadied. He pulled the trigger."

[@noinfo438]

Took me nine months and a summer reading project to understand this joke

[@mycupoftea583]

@@noinfo438 you poor soul

[@sprucesoultree3833]

He's literally named Shaggy, he has to be good at it if he's named for it.

[@indofreddy1128]

You cannot F a duck it is literally impossible for a human to do their thing is like a maze the only reason boy ducks are able to do that is because of their corkscrew like D.

[@joogiewatkins1519]

Wet Johnny You've got a point.

[@tnewton7834]

More accurately you wouldn't be able to do it with the duck surviving the process...

[@5AMUR-41]

Fuck a boy duck

[@katiek.6333]

Y’all just gonna make an “Of mice and men” reference like this is my 9th grade English class

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

@Wet Johnny I gotta say that's entirely up to which people you hang around. I just watched a Simpsons episode that had a 1984 reference in it.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

@Wet Johnny I think the Simpsons one still works then. It was specifically about a thing that happens in the end of the book.

[@Cybetrexs]

@Wet Johnny i never had to, whats the reference?

[@topper13009]

@@Cybetrexs 11:46 to 11:52

[@Cybetrexs]

@Wet Johnny thanks for trying anyway m8

[@iliascormont6669]

My God, all that has been said in this video (taken out of context) is pure gold. I’ve been wheezing nearly the whole thing.

[@joelhaggis5054]

7:00 Killing Tweety does not seem like an easy task. In fact, by Looney Toons logic it would probably be harder than killing Archer.

[@Frog_Enigma]

shirt didnt age well

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

God, no it didn't!

[@kindakyana2372]

"This right here is the only channel where grown men talk about....things" very detailed, huh.

[@yoanng.5755]

5:33 I can't believe it"s a real sentence , said by a human

[@IJammyPeanut]

Yay a new video, Tom you're amazing, Eddie you're talented and elliot you are the big funny

[@mollymoo6574]

Oh god. Cricket boi just running up and down it while singing the "Your Guide" song and the whistling parts as he's running and just get Elliot to do Pinnochio's "whistling" part. XDD

[@charlescannon2469]

Me: Oh yeah marry Scrooge, high seas adventure. Them: He's got a lot of money.

[@GoldProduct9999]

Attempting to kill Tweety Bird is one of the greatest mistakes any sentient being has ever made

[@PrivateLZG]

I gotta say, Tom has a nice taste in T-Shirt designs...

[@Sanchewich]

That one didn’t age quite so well.

[@Lemminboy7]

​@@Sanchewich why

[@Sanchewich]

@@Lemminboy7 You ever heard of illuminaughti’s plagiarism of whole documentaries to make videos?

[@Lemminboy7]

@@Sanchewich yeah duh, didnt realize the shirt was illuminaughti

[@beuriotquentin7907]

​@@Sanchewichwhich is, if you can believe it, the least bad thing about the iiluminaughtii situation that began last year

[@lowlight6364]

Toms archer impression is wayyyy too good

[@richiemaxwell8078]

Eddie had me in stitches during this! So many incredible one-liners!! Lmao!

[@SarcyBoi41]

Tom: "Apu would be a great husband!" Apu: *Cheats on his wife as the main plot of a whole Simpsons episode*

[@Brother8237]

11:35 “Id just tie him down” “Aaaaahhhhh” “In a consensual way” “Oooooohhh” We all knew what they were thinking

[@arsonistnpc]

drinking lemon water when he said "i dont want a screaming cucumber up my ass" and boy howdy i can tell you my nose STILL burns

[@shaggy8580]

9:36 and at this time shaggy saw that it indeed might be time for him to use 2% of his power

[@fritzy8318]

You losers are still using that dead ass meme.

[@Btm10000]

Tom really has a freaking killer instinct! He took out almost every character xD

[@tehuselessguig3138]

beginning of the video : "oh we shouldnt say that word!!" 4:16 :

[@Enbious]

I found it comical that the MLP fan fart came up right when Tom-boi sighed in annoyance/exhaustion. Heheh.

[@CyberChamp]

I always did prefer Wed Bed Behead

[@rubberduckproductions544]

“I would !!!! The duck” I’m flattered but I don’t swing that way

[@Riggy1991]

Apu is a great husband .....they haven't seen that episode have they?

[@AxolotlQueen]

what i was thinking lmao

[@gsn2265]

I've watched every video on this channel and just now have I realized that Tom has a iluminaughti shirt

[@NeverlostatBSgaming]

Tom’s shirt reminds me of Blaire (Illuminaughti)

[@rakso_poiss8980]

Yeah i though it was for a bit too, but nah, it's not.

[@pitedapollo6175]

@@rakso_poiss8980 what is this diffrent charicter?

[@rakso_poiss8980]

@@pitedapollo6175 It's just a design and not an actual character. I left a link to the artwork somewhere deep in the comments though if you're interested.

[@choccymylk1900]

@@rakso_poiss8980 would you be able to send the link to the design again here?

[@rakso_poiss8980]

@@choccymylk1900 Does my comment keep disappearing?

[@drippycity4135]

2:40 _What you’ve done has made god _*_very_*_ unhappy._ -Pa Grape, Veggietales

[@jbaby362]

This video was sapping the years off my life but I couldn't stop watching because I didn't know what else to do

[@humannomore7759]

7:27 seeing three grown man making that noise after hearing "Minnie Mouse" is concerning

[@ImBarelyMe]

I love how throughout this video we see either Tom wanting to strangle someone, or take them up the arse 😭😭

[@azurehaiku]

excuse me, tearofgrace is on the phone. he'd like his "only show on the internet where grown men talk about things" title back /s

[@Owen.Fallon]

/S? Is that to do sarcasm? Just say it lmao

[@TheRedNaxelaYouTube]

@@Owen.Fallon yes, seems he forgot he's not on reddit

[@azurehaiku]

you know /s didn't originate from reddit right

[@Owen.Fallon]

/s tho Are people really that afraid of being woshed or whatever?

[@azurehaiku]

honestly i just didn't want to appear as if i was bashing tomska because that. isnt the case

[@morganannelbourne9167]

This could have gone so wrong in so many ways but I have to applaud the way you went about this while still making it funny

[@doodle3987]

I finished Of Mice and Men a couple of days before watching this, the reference was lovely lmao 10/10

[@loddyx3367]

5:58 if you've seen south park you would probably know randy is a fighter and has won in hand to hand combat many times

[@kaseyr.4729]

Elliot could just slap giant rubber bands on zoidberg's claws

[@MrLegohaloman7]

Oh look! An IllumiNaughty shirt! Didn't expect to see that!

[@shaggy8580]

8:26 mickey s gonna have you assasinated elliot

[@klederinoz6861]

8:45 Eddie's face xD best reaction Ive ever seen

[@PizzaPieee]

9:45 literally jack the rippers motto

[@carljoosepraave2102]

God , the macro peeps are going to have a field day with this cursed episode

[@Scoutette]

Fun fact: Larry the cucumber would very likely be okay with homosexual fornication, actually! The original creator of VeggieTales has gone on record as pro-LGBT+, most notably with a tweet in which they reply to an anti-trans post saying something along the lines of "Well Bob the Tomato identifies as a vegetable despite Tomatoes being considered fruits, and the rest of the gang seems pretty cool with it." So considering the opinions of the character's creator, Larry would definitely be okay with the concept of homosexuality. Whether or not he himself would be interested in partaking is up for debate however, but he gives goofy gay uncle vibes so there's that.

[@alysion-]

So... out of the 6 choice, Tom straight up kill 4 times and indirectly a 5th time... We all knew he had this in him...

[@PS3TNA157]

7:53 Can someone post that clip out of context please?

[@roxygaming5968]

Every time I rewatch this video, "he's been in such movies as... ˢᶜᵒᵒᵇʸᵈᵒᵒᵇʸᵈᵒᵒ" catches me off guard and I spit out whatever I'm eating

[@jart2927]

maybe stop eating while watching this video lmao

[@k1zm3t]

8:04 scoobydoobydoooooooooo.

[@PokeheroDelta]

Ads? This is a rare occurence. I haven't seen one in 3000 years.

[@Joshsamet]

This is a dark joke, but, Tom (8:11), his wife beat you to it

[@wrongrabbit]

That pufferfish eating/choking on a carrot sound though...

[@strbourne]

7:53 don’t mind me just saving it for later

[@FallenA1]

Eddie’s face when Larry the Cucumber was said made me laughed so hard I shitted

[@lakechicken29]

the pufferfish meme is my notification sound on my phone and i got confused for a second

[@Sam-ou8qg]

The fact that the second I heard the sound, I immediately knew exactly what it was and where it was from, is disturbing. Especially since I've only ever seen that clip like maybe three times

[@e_Dave]

I first saw this video before reading Of Mice And Men and now that I'm watching it after reading it, I get the killing Brian joke! Everything is so clear now! But also kind of heartbreaking knowing the context so 🥲

[@0xAllisonx]

10/10 content

[@herowither12354]

Norville "Shaggy" Rogers is rich, can cook, runs cross country, and loves B movies. He's marraige material.

[@Virgil-Arcanum]

Apu actually cheats on his wife, with the slushee lady.

[@Im2akillerfish]

I know I'm years late, but my inner nerd felt the need to point out that the males of whatever species Zoidberg is die after mating, so he'd die unless married.

[@camlock1191]

1:25 Pretty sure it was Tom

[@lilicrozma]

Zoidberg's species die after mating, resulting in a jimminy cricket paradox

[@BlueMeteorYT]

Hey, i wanna inform that on 8:44 you used my larry render, im fine with that as long as you can use some credit, (or you dont really need to use some credit cause thats my older model)

[@Mai-zu8ou]

Oh my gosh all of them as ponies I love it

[@Mayiamaru]

... In the minigame... The one who farted was clearly Elliot

[@sage9662]

ive been looking for this comment, tom easily

[@tordthecinnamonroll6096]

11:50 ffs I remember reading THAT! THANKS TOM